#finally found the post i was looking for 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[anemptypuddingcup]

babiii marrriiii 🥺 can I request some dubcon with the rainbow boys (Niji, Yonji, and Ichiji) as vampires? Poor me just wanted to hunt down their dicks heads for some money but I got caught 😓 that’s the idea! thank you lovee ❤️🙏🏼

One heart for all of us.

Vinsmoke brothers (Ichiji, Niji, Yonji & Sanji) x Female Reader.

@stephisokay Mamas I had to do a WHOLE BUNCH of research on the power rangers for you so I could write this. Enjoy though, I love you! I made it a bit dark but I’m sure you don’t mind that-

Contains: !!DARK CONTENT AHEAD!! Minor blood warning. Dub-con. Somewhat medieval speech? Vampire Vinsmoke brothers (yes Sanji’s in here too Sanji’s just an extra gift to you from me-) Vampire hunter Reader. Sanji against his other brothers ideas but joins in anyways with Reader’s consent. Degradation. Bondage. Fingering. Oral (Reader, Ichiji & Yonji receiving). Biting. Vaginal & Anal. Double penetration. Dumbification. Gang bang. (This is my first time writing a gang bang post, bear w me.) Surprisingly, this shit has plot in it!

“MMHH! MMGH!” You struggled to move as you wriggled like a worm on Yonji’s shoulder. Niji giggles as he walked behind his brother, picking at you while you gave him a dark glare. “I’ll admit she had put up a good fight, too bad she’s just a human. She would’ve been stronger if she was something other than that.” Yonji expressed his admiration for your persistence.

Goddammit. How in the hell did you get caught? You could’ve sworn you had the upper hand, but then again you did underestimate them…and that’s your fault.

You peer around and realized that the brothers were taking you into their home, a large castle where the Vinsmoke brothers had lived. Walking down through the stone walls and past red carpet, Yonji carried you though the long corridor until he had finally entered a room.

Niji pushes the door open and you quickly turn around. Your eyes met with Ichiji’s glasses and Sanji’s shocked eyes.

“Brother! Look what we’ve found! Isn’t she adorable?” Yonji smiles widely as he held you on his shoulder. “Put her down! She’s a human you idiot. Probably another vampire hunter.” Ichiji demands. Sanji rushes in and his heart drops into his stomach as his eyes met with your pretty curves. A woman. Another woman here to suffer and be used like a toy for his brothers.

Yonji sets you down onto the soft bedding below and you begin to struggle on the mattress, cursing yourself in your binds for getting caught by the evil vampires.

“Whatever shall we do brother? She was snooping around, so we have to do something.” Niji whispers to Ichiji. The three of them surrounded while Sanji stood in the back in silence. It was a stressful situation, watching them stare down at you like you were filth made you feel uncomfortable if not worse.

Ichiji gives you a scornful look through his glasses, adjusting his cloak before he crosses his arms. “It’s quite a shame, she couldn’t even lay a finger on me and neither Niji~ You thought you could just try and shove a stake in our heart cutie?” Yonji giggles, sliding a finger underneath your chin. You pull away and glare at him, watching him laugh before pulling away from you.

You peek around to Sanji who gives you a saddened gaze, he genuinely felt bad for you. Not just because you were a woman but because you didn’t know what these three men were capable of doing, Sanji’s seen everything when it came to his brothers. “What do you intent to do with her. She can’t do anything about hunting us. We are vampires and she’s a vampire hunter, have you thought about that you idiots?” Sanji asks, his curly brows furrowing in anger as he stared at his disgraceful siblings.

“It’s what they do, it’s what humans do to make money. We all have a bounty on our head and she’s just doing her job for money.”

“I may think that’s disgraceful to us, but that doesn’t mean we have to treat her like this! She’s a lady for Christ’s sake!”

They all turn to Sanji, a silence falling across the room before Niji and Yonji starts to chuckle in amusement. “Oh silly brother, have you ever thought that she was probably going to kill you too? You’ve gotten soft nowadays.” Niji sighs between his chuckles. “I’m so sorry for you.” Sanji says softly to you, walking over and staring down at your bound body. Your gaze softens to him and you sigh though your gag.

Ichiji pushes Sanji away, scoffing as he crouches down in front of you.

“You’ve gone soft. Way too soft Sanji.”

A grip to your strands startles you as Ichiji pulls your hair, making you lift your head to face him. You groan out and he moves his shades to peek at you, a snicker leaves his lips as he watched you try to pull your head away. “This human filth is what you sympathize for? This is why us vampires are looked down upon because of people like you, Sanji. You’re making us look like weaklings. Even though you are one yourself.”

Sanji scoffs and crosses his arms before turning away, angered by Ichiji’s remarks. The brothers turns back to you and you stare up at them with anger in your eyes. “Looks like she’s fired up now~ What should we do with her now dear brother?” Niji asks, peeking at Ichiji. Ichiji smiles darkly as he stared at you before looking back at Sanji.

“Let’s have a little bit of fun, shall we?”

“Sanji! Come over here!”

“We’re going to show you what it means to be a vampire, a superior being who’re above these useless beings.”

Ichiji walks over to your body and you scoot away from him only for him to grip the waistband of your jeans and pull you closer to him. All three of his brothers surround and watch from behind him as they watched him pull your gag from your lips, a smirk appearing across his face as he stares at you.

You didn’t say a word, you didn’t have a single thing to say to such people who violated anyone they pleased.

“Have nothing to say little lady? You’re more feisty than others we’ve had, I like you. Sanji!” Ichiji quickly turns over to Sanji and he peeks his head up before looking away in disgust.

“Cmon, you’re a sucker for women aren’t you? You already get upset when we capture one, why don’t you do it this time?-“

“I refuse.”

“Ah, I thought you’d might say that. Have you ever considered that she’s a source of blood? You could drink all the liters you’d want to~”

Ichiji’s tried his best to persuade Sanji, and eventually he’d won him over. Sanji hasn’t bothered to take any type of blood from the victims they’ve brought in, regardless of it’s a woman or a man. Though as a vampire, Sanji has to do what had to be done to ensure he wouldn’t grow too hungry and weak.

He sighs and walks over to you defeatedly, hearing Niji and Yonji chuckle beside him while he walked past them. “Finally you’re coming to your senses as a vampire Sanji.” Niji remarks, following behind him. Sanji stood over you and you stared up at him.

At least he had a bit of sense, but he didn’t really have a choice.

“Do it Sanji. Take her clothes off.” Ichiji demanded of Sanji. Sanji looks down at you and sighs heavily, his hands moving to the button of your shirt. He unbuttons your shirt and pulls it open, a bit of blush dusting his cheeks as he pulls it open.

“What a whore she is, she doesn’t even have a bra on!” Yonji snickers, his hand reaching up and groping your pretty breast. You mewl out suddenly as you felt Yonji touch you and he smiles at your little noise. “Such a sweet little noise, do it again~” Yonji demanded, his hands groping both of your breasts. You gasp out as he massaged them, playing with them like putty in his hands. Niji moves in closer, licking his lips as his eyes landed on your smooth and soft skin.

“She does have pretty skin, this one may be worth our precious time.” Niji says before turning over to Ichiji and Sanji. Ichiji smirks to Sanji and Sanji look away from him, he couldn’t stand to see or do anything about the situation anymore. “See? At least Niji and Yonji seem to enjoy her. They didn’t seem enjoy the last one, she screamed too much.”

“Shut the hell up. I don’t want to hear about it.”

Ichiji presses a hand to Sanji’s shoulder. “Fine then. You can sit back and watch as we prep our meal, maybe if you’re lucky enough we’ll save some for you.” He snickers before walking up to you.

“Well brothers. Shall we see what this woman’s got? She might be tasty~” Ichiji announces, licking his lips as his eyes basically fucked your figure. You give him a determined yet worrisome look. It would be a pain to die this way, but you supposed that if you were gonna die you might as well enjoyed yourself.

That was only because you didn’t necessarily have a choice.

The brothers immediately scramble to pull your jeans and panties off, their mischievous faces meeting up with your pretty little cunt while you sat there in your own shame and slight arousal. “She smells so good~” Niji hums, his thick hands pressing against your soft and pretty thighs. They crowded you and inhale your sweet scent, you smelled so fucking good. With Ichiji against your neck and the other two against your pretty thighs, it was easy to say you felt surrounded with them around your body.

Yonji slides two fingers along your slit and you gasp out before pulling back. Gripping your hip, he keeps you still while he teases at your cunt. “Don’t be shy~ You can moan out.” Ichiji whispers to you, pressing his chapstick-covered lips against your pretty neck. You mewl out and he chuckles in amusement. “Adorable aren’t you? I wonder how much of that voice you can release.” Niji asks, his fingers rubbing and massaging at your clit.

You gasp out suddenly as you felt Yonji slide his fingers into your hole, your walls enveloping his two digits and coating them in your slick.

You rest your head against Ichiji’s shoulder as Niji and Yonji went to work on your cunt, with Niji pressing smooches at your clit and Yonji already fingering you. You thrust your hips up slightly, a heavy gasp leaving your lips as you heard Ichiji chuckle beside you. “So cute isn’t she, she might be a keeper if she’s obedient enough. Don’t you think so Sanji?” Ichiji asks, calling out to Sanji.

Sanji kept his head away from the scene, but the lewd sounds and the sound of your moans were pulling him in, causing him to grow hard within his slacks. “Ah~ Mmhh!~” You only mewl out and grip Ichiji’s shirt through your binds, biting your lower lip while your eyebrows begin to furrow. Niji’s tongue was doing wonders on your clit, the tag team between both him and Yonji only made your legs tremble heavily from the pleasure. “P-Please- M-Mhh!~ T-That feels- s-so good~” You whine out, arching your back against Ichiji.

“Damn, she really is a cutie. Her moans are the prettiest we’ve heard so far~” Yonji says, looking up at you. You peek down at both Niji and Yonji, sighing heavily as you took their tongue and fingers. The feeling of Ichiji’s fingers sliding along your neck made you shiver and he groped your breasts, playing with them and pinching at your softened buds. Niji stops suckling at your clit and pulls away, watching your face contort from the pleasure of his two brothers pleasuring you.

“Mmgh~ A-Ahh~” You mewl out and squirm against the brothers while you felt your orgasm growing closer, your toes curling as you being to succumb to the pleasure. “She’s tightening around my fingers~ You’re starting to like it aren’t you?~” Yonji asks, his head laying against your left thigh while his fingers begin to pump inside of your cunt. You whine out as you felt his fingers kiss your g-spot, repeatedly shoving them hard against your sweet and sensitive spot.

“How does that feel sugar? Don’t my thick fingers feel wonderful in your slutty pussy?” Yonji asks you, teasing you while his other hand tends to your clit. Yonji had noticed that Niji had stopped lapping at your clit, allowing him to take over your entire cunt for himself while Niji stayed back.

“Come on sweetie~ Giving me the silent treatment is so rude, especially since I’m pleasing you down here~” Yonji pouts playfully to you, pressing a smooch to your clit before sliding his tongue along the sensitive pearl.

You moan out from his touch and you feel his lips curl up against your cunt.

You feel a sudden piercing pain deep within your inner thigh like needles, and you yelp out in sudden pain once your body reacts. You peer down and see that Niji had taken a bite into your thigh, sucking up your blood without warning. Ichiji, Sanji and Yonji raise their heads and stare at Niji.

“Dammit Niji, you didn’t think to tell anyone you were biting yet!?” Yonji yells, peering at him. “You were rather impatient weren’t you Niji? At least let us know.” Ichiji sighs at Niji’s impatience.

Niji hums and removes his fangs, humming at the flavor of your blood drenching his tongue. “Oh god she’s so sweet! It’s so rich and so good!~” Niji mewls happily. Ichiji and Yonji’s ears twitch at his words and they suddenly want to have a taste and see for theirselves.

Sanji looks up from his chair and he watches as his other brothers sink their fangs into your pretty skin, making you whine out suddenly and squirm around in pain. You struggled against them but they keep you still while they suck up your blood hungrily. You quickly grow lightheaded, and you feel your body growing weak there more they drink.

“Niji’s right…You’re blood tastes so sugary~”

“Better than the others we’ve had!~ I want another sip already~“

The brothers stared at your weak body, now noticing that you weren’t moving much. Your eyes were fluttering and you were having a hard time staying conscious. Ichiji smacked your face a bit, waking your back and and pulling you back into consciousness. “Come on come on, don’t die on us cutie pie.” He whispers to you, making you tremble from his words.

“Cmon Ichiji, the taste of her blood’s got my dick hard. Can’t I go on and fuck her already?” Niji asks, quirking a brow to him. Ichiji chuckles and shrugs. “I’m taking her throat. You and Yonji can choose whichever hole you want to fuck.” Ichiji says, pointing to your lower body. Niji and Yonji stare at each other and smirk before flipping your body over on the soft bedding. You moan out as you felt sluggish and tired, a bit too weak to do anything while blood spilled from your wounds.

“Come on Sanji. You always skip out on the fun stuff~ You keeping yourself pent up like that ain’t good now is it?” Yonji asks, laughing at him.

Sanji finally walks over and he sighs before pulling his cloak off. “Oh? So you’re finally joining us?” Ichiji asks, quirking a brow to him.

“Only if the woman allows me some relief. If not then I’m leaving.” He says to Ichiji firmly. You peer up at Sanji as he walks over and crouches down to you, his face giving you a sympathetic look before he sighs. “Miss…If you don’t mind.” He says to you, his brows furrowing as he looks at your weakened face. You let out a lengthy sigh and and nod your head, giving Sanji permission to touch your body unlike his brothers.

“Please…Sanji.” You beg him, knowing that he’ll at least go gentle on you. You jolt suddenly as you felt Sanji crawl onto the bed with you, pulling your body close before he lies onto his back against the bed. “Hey! I wanted to fuck her pussy you piece of shit!” Yonji yells, being the stingy and spoiled brat that he was.

“Hush Yonji. She said I could. Since I’m bothering to do this anyway, I get to choose where I want to fuck her..” Sanji groans, glaring at him darkly. Yonji rolls his eyes before walking over to Ichiji’s side, settling in taking your mouth instead with Yonji.

Sanji slides your hips against his aching cock, hissing out suddenly as he felt your cunt soak his slacks. He unbuckles his belt and pulls his slacks and briefs down, revealing his long and slender cock to you. He pulls your hips up, pressing them against his hard and hot cock.

Niji presses your body down and up against Sanji’s body while he pulls his slacks and briefs down, rubbing the tip of his hardened cock against your ass. You shudder suddenly as you felt his tip against your rear entrance and part of you felt a bit uneasy about dry anal. Thankfully, Niji needed a smooth way of entering inside of you and a wave of relief washes over you as you felt him drool out onto your rear entrance.

You moan at the warmth of his spit running down your ass and you shudder against Sanji while his breathing grew shaky.

Ichiji and Yonji unbuckle their belts and pull their slacks and briefs down and your eyes widens a bit as their cocks pop and hits their lower tummies. Ichiji cups your face and smiles widely at your expression. “Shocked to see that our dicks are long hm? I hope you take them good deep down your throat like the filthy whore you are.” Ichiji teases, his hand gripping your strands.

Yonji gets a handful of your hair and yanks on it, making you whine out a bit from the slight pain. “You better suck it good, otherwise we’ll suck you dry of your blood princess.” Yonji threatens you.

You moan out as you take both Yonji and Ichiji’s tips, going back and forth between their cocks while they hiss out at the pleasure of your tongue along their cock. “Fuck, she’s pretty fuckin’ good~ Mmh! Oh fuck~” Yonji groans out, biting his lower lip tightly. “Fuck yeah~ Keep sucking it like that~” Ichiji mewls out shakily, his hips already trembling.

A gasp leaves you as you felt Niji and Sanji thrust up into both of your holes, making your eyes roll up as they both went deep inside of you. You moan out as they moved their hips against your ass and cunt, thrusting up into your hole and hitting the deepest yet sweetest parts of you. Ichiji cuts your moans off by shoving his cock far down your throat, making you whine out and make some more noise.

“Oh my goodness~ H-Her pussy feels so wonderful~” You hear Sanji moan beneath you, burying his face deep into your neck. Niji huffs out shakily, his hands gripping your hips before smacking one of his hands onto your ass, making you yelp out. “Her ass feels even better, fuck she’s so fucking tight~” He groans out, his eyes rolling as he feels your ass tighten from his abuse.

“Come on, tighten that throat up girlie!” Yonji demands, pulling on your hair even more. Ichiji allowed him to have a turn while he palmed at his cock, knowing that he would get another turn later.

You moan out mindlessly as you were be fuck in all of your orifices, their cocks making you grow dumber the more they fucked into you like a little toy. If only you could move your hands, you would’ve been begging them to fuck you harder and faster. You were surprised at how easy it was for you to fall into the pleasure, you thought it would’ve at least taken more to pull you in.

Maybe it was the lightheadedness that made it feel so fucking good, or maybe it was the fact that it’s been so long since you’ve been fucked like a little whore out on the street. Even so, when taking all of their cocks so good and deep inside of you, how could you not go dumb from them fucking you.

Your sweet little eyes looked up at both Ichiji and Yonji happily while they abused and fucked your throat like a tight little toy for them. “Aww look at her, she’s starting to love it! Ain’t that right princess?~” Yonji asks, smiling to you. You moan out in response and he smiles before biting his lip. You breathe heavily as you felt Niji and Sanji increase the speed of their thrusts and you began to move slightly from their thrusts.

Both of your holes tighten around their cocks and they groan out in response. Sanji wraps his arms around your back tightly while Niji gripped your hips. Yonji’s hips begins to tremble while he fucks your face, his orgasm growing close as his cock twitches against your tongue. “Ah~ F-Fuck! Fuck I’m cumming, you better swallow of my fucking cum you slut!~” Yonji growls, pulling harder on your hair.

You moan out as he fucked your throat hard, his eyes rolling back as he felt himself ready to cum. He gasps out before he pulls your head against his hips, his cock twitching before his cock finally spurts cum deep down your throat. You swallow it all up for him, drinking it down before he finally pulls back, allowing you to take a deep breathe. Yonji sits down on the bed, panting heavily as as he gave his cock a few lazy strokes to ride out his high.

Ichiji cups your face was again and smiles at you before sliding his cock head along your soft and glossy lips. “Here now, suck it like a good girl okay?~” Ichiji demands of you. You open your mouth and stick your tongue out and he hums before slowly sliding his cock into your mouth. You moan and gasp out as you felt Niji shove his cock farther inside of you while Sanji begins to grow closer to his orgasm. His sweet moans was like music to your ears, and his cock continuously kisses g-spot.

“Ah!~ M-Mmh! I-I’m so close sweetie~” Sanji moans, his hands holding on tightly to your shirt while he thrusted up harder into your cunt. You felt your breath being knocked from you due to Sanji’s thrusts and your cunt tightens even more around his cock, making him throw his head back.

“Mmgh!~ O-Oh fuck! F-Fuck yes I’m coming!~” Sanji gasps loudly before he finally cumming deep in your cunt, his cum filling you up and making your eyes roll back. He presses smooches against your neck, making you mewl and jolt suddenly from the softness of his lips. You could feel his fangs run along your skin with every kiss along with his tongue tasting your salty skin.

“It’s about fucking time you came in a woman Sanji. Took you fucking long enough.” Niji says, his tone growing shaky as cock began to twitch inside of your ass. Sanji gasped heavily beneath you, slowly recovering from his orgasm while you moan out from Ichiji and Niji’s cock. Both Ichiji and Niji huffed heavily as they grew close, their eyes rolling as they felt themselves wanting to finally cum inside of you.

“Take my fucking seed! Fuck you better fucking take it all!” Ichiji spat, his hands holding your head up so he could fuck your throat a bit deeper. You mewl out as you felt him cum deep down your throat just like Yonji did. He quickly pulled and you coughed afterwards, a whimper leaving your lips as you finally relax against Sanji.

Niji was the one lasting longer out of his three brothers and he was so close to cumming into your ass. A slap to your ass causes you to whine out and you turn back and look at Niji and tears pricking at your eyes. Niji peers down at you and smiles darkly before groping the fat of your ass, making you moan out. “Be a good girl and tighten up for me. You don’t want to see me upset.” He demanded, his brows furrowing as he yearned for one last push.

You obey and tighten around his cock, his hand pressing down onto your back and pushing you down farther against Sanji. He fucks you a bit harder, his groans growing louder as he felt himself ready to cum inside of your ass. “Shit~ I-I’m about to cum.” He groans, his hand gripping your hips tightly as he gasps out. You mewl out and he curses to himself as he finally cums inside of your ass, making your body tremble from the feeling of him filling you up.

You sigh satisfied and you finally fully relaxed against Sanji, who wraps his arms lovingly around you to comfort you. The rest of the brothers stare down at you before smiling to each other, snickering at you.

You didn’t think they were done with you…right?

“Well Ichiji? Is she a keeper? I personally think she is!” Yonji smiles. Ichiji chuckles before peeking down at you. “Hell yeah. She was a good girl. I think we should keep her. For a human she’s good for a cum dumpster.” Omfg god help me- Ichiji admits, laughing to himself. Sanji and Niji stays silent but agreed with them both internally.

“Get up girlie! We ain’t done with you yet! We’ll keep goin with you until you’re full to the brim!” Yonji says, gripping your arm and pulling you up easily.

“Oi! I’m still holding her!”

“Oh shut the hell up! I was supposed to be fucking her pussy first until you hogged her slutty hole Sanji!”

You sigh out knowing that you probably weren’t going to escape them any times soon. Until you come up with a plan, all you could do was sit there and take their cocks like a good girl.

But that didn’t seem so bad…right?

I made sure to bring out Yonji’s stinginess and the fact that he’s the youngest out of the four. Even though Ichiji is the oldest and the calmest, I switched him and Niji up a bit. Since Niji has the short temper.

#puddingspookyseries #one piece #one piece smut #one piece fluff #op smut #op fluff #one piece x female reader #vinsmoke ichiji #vinsmoke niji #vinsmoke sanji #vinsmoke yonji #one piece sanji #op sanji #sanji smut #sanji fluff #puddingcupfics #HAHA- POWER RANGERS-

[mesperyiandevotee]

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Reblog if your name isn't Alfred F Jones.

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WE'LL FIND YOU JONES

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As if he couldn't just lie, if he even is on this hellsite.

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He wouldn't cuz heroes don't lie.

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A hero would lie to protect his secret identity ;)

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THIS IS THE POST! ON MY DASH! I FEEL LIKE I'M SEEING A CELEBRITY!!

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NO NOTES???????????????

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so i got like really hella drunk last night and out of what must have been a mix of desperation and hubris, I sent an email to Mr. Romano, askiNG FOR AN INTERVIEW OVER ZOOM TO ASK QUESTIONS FOR RESEARCH FOR MY HISTORICAL EROTICA WIP AND HE SAID YES???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🍖hannibalservedmemyownballs follow

Doesn't he like never talk to historians and w/e? Holy shit what kind of magical persuasive powers did your drinks give you and can you send me some?

🦖little-arms-big-hugs follow

I wouldn't say *never*. He's given interviews before, he just has a really low tolerance for disrespect compared to his brother. But with his temper I wouldn't be surprised if his gov asked him to not accept as many interviews anymore.

🍖hannibalservedmemyownballs follow

True, true. I still want to borrow some of OP's persuasion magical drinks.

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my mom sent me a bottle of that liquor mr Latvia made and i didnt look at the proof before drinking like half the bottle (mixed with pop).

also... I finally pulled up my big girl panties and read what I wrote to mr. romano...............

... im going to kms.

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Forget persuasion powers, I want whatever healing magic you have that drinking half of MR. LATVIA'S balsam didn't kill you!

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#we're almost there folx! #RIP OP #nation person mention #alcohol mention

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UM. HELLO????

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Yeah, Ch*rchill pushed hard for those two to get together, it's no secret. What about it? It doesn't mean they actually got together turn off your shipping brain.

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Sure and America definitely didn't talk about it in an interview

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😭😭😭😭😭 The link just goes to a 404 page NNNNOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY

#usuk ship real is the only conspiracy theory i'll believe

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did anyone else see h/bomber/guy's new video??? PLEASE someone put that man in witness protection or something before K*rkland gets him

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wasn't he originally supposed to talk about that one bbc pirate show?

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spaghetti-breaker He was but he ended up going off-track after he found some reddit post that led him down a rabbit hole of research. tl;dr: K*irkland yo-hoe-hoeing isn't just a meme

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I'm more worried about dickland's teaboo white knights getting him tbh

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Lmao looks like he saw it!

#wait a min i gotta search something #THE VIDEO IS ALMOST 3 HOURS WTF #now i gotta watch

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dylan's collab with mr canada was just them trying to out-do each other with all the gay jokes sjflsfjsifhsifjsij someone make one of those 10 hour videos with just the cuts of that please? 🙏🏼

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SOMEONE DID FUCK YEAH!!!

#canada nation person #vintage baker man #someone send me the video i refuse to download tiktok

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If we try hard enough, do you guys think we can convince Mr. Denmark to do a girl month donation goal?

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Tbh I'm surprised he doesn't have a subscription goal like that already

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There's a rumour he's trying to convince Jones and Beilschmidt to do it with him first before he makes the goal official

#pretty sure those two dont need convincing

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#hetalia #i made this instead of writing #if i make edits like this or the fake tweets assume i'm procrastinating updating my fics #i already forgot what i put for the links #no rickrolls this time #fake tumblr dash #dashboard simulator

[pedrislefttoe]

marc guiu smut 🙏🏼

pedrislefttoe,

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sorry for the very late post, i had a ton of writer's block.

marc guiu x f!reader

tw: smut , minors plz dni !! , language, teasing , jealous marc

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jealousy,

as you sat in the bleachers of the most wonderful stadium ever, camp nou, you watched in anticipation as your boyfriend — marc guiu , missed a nearly open goal.

his arms shot up in the air in frustration before covering his face. he shook his head as the opposing team's goalkeeper passed the ball to one of their players.

the opposite team passed the ball around for a bit before fermin had stolen it, he then crossed the ball to frenkie. the number 21 dribbled past the opposing team's defenders before passing it to fermin.

with a strong and precise kick, fermin's foot perfectly connected with the side of the ball, sending it soaring towards the net. the stadium was so quiet you could hear a pin drop in the anticipation as the scores were tied and it was 90+8 minutes, the very last minute.

as the ball soared towards the goal, it felt like time was slowed down.

just mere seconds before the whistle was blown, the ball collided with the back of the net. cheers erupted from all the barca fans, you could hear the fans of the opposing team groaning in frustration after fermin scored the winning goal.

you ran down the steps to congratulate him, you hugged fermin, neither of you noticing the look marc had shot at you.

once you and fermin had pulled away, marc's hand latched onto your wrist, dragging you away and into the tunnel as fermin chuckled.

"what the fuck was that?!" your boyfriend whisper-shouts at you, "what?!" you respond.

his eyes narrowed at you, "that! with fermin. why did you congratulate him and not me!?" he stomped like a jealous child.

"marc, are you jealous i congratulated fermin on his last minute game-winning goal?" you laughed slightly.

"yes." marc muttered, straightforward.

you couldn't help but smile. "im sorry. c'mere," you grinned softly at him, opening up your arms to him.

reluctantly, he accepted your apology, hugging you tightly as he dug his head in your neck.

marc planted a kiss on your neck as you smiled, "you know.. maybe we should go talk to fermin again.." you mumbled, trying to get on marc's nerves.

"yeah? what can fermin do that i can't?" he whispered into your neck, biting a bit.

"what, you want to find out?" you laughed.

marc pulled away from your warm embrace, glaring at you with that look. he grabbed onto your wrist, dragging you to the parking lot. he didn't even bother going to the locker rooms or anything. just straight to the car.

as marc drove out of the parking lot and had finally gotten away from fans, one of his hands shifted to your thigh, squeezing it a bit before just leaving it there as the other was on the steering wheel.

marc's hand began rubbing your thigh as you felt yourself getting wet in between your legs. your thighs snapped shut as marc grinned, prying them open with his hand.

"marc.." you muttered.

"hm?" he responded, pulling your skirt up a bit as he placed his hand in between your thighs but not directly touching your pussy or your panties in any way.

you groaned, shaking his hand. "marc.. please.." you let out.

"please what?" your boyfriend said, acting all clueless.

"don't make me say it." you pouted.

he smirked as he drove closer to his house, his fingers finally gave in as he rubbed the wet patch on your panties.

you let out a few low moans, your thighs snapping shut against his hand.

marc turned his head, giving you a quick glare before turning his eyes back on the road.

reluctantly, you spread your legs open again. marc's hand found its way to the hem of your panties as he drove like nothing was happening.

he gave your clit a soft, and quick rub before pulling away and parking his car into the drive way. he smirked as you groaned, needing to be touched.

"marc.." you whimpered.

your boyfriend grinned, getting out of the car before walking over to your side to open your door for you. he helped you out of the car, fixing your skirt for you before shutting the door behind you.

his arm wrapped around your waist as the two of you entered his house.

a few minutes had passed and you were now layed down on marc's bed with him on top of you, he kissed your forehead before getting up.

"where are you going..?!" you pouted at him.

"im gonna go shower, i wont take long. alright, baby?"

“oh..!” you muttered, upset.

-`✮´- ᝰ.⋆˙ ✶ .ᐟ

#footy #football #pedrislefttoe #soccer #fc barcelona #footyfcfics #marc guiu x you #marc guiu #marc guiu x reader #smut #teasing

[bitchimasnake-sss]

At this point, I'm just stalking your page! Like I've said before- MASTERPIECES ~

So, if you see me spamming your notifications. I'm just coming in and liking all the posts, now you know why!

But I do have a request for you for the monster trio. Could you write one where the reader talks so much about her family to them, like they feel like they're already part of the family?

Like they already know what family members like and don't, what ticks them off, and such- like they want to meet your family! They want to meet the family that helped raise their girlfriend into the most amazing person in the world! They want to say thank you for allowing them to be part of her world.

So when they hear they'll be going to the island you're from. They get as excited as you to meet/see them, trying their best to look presentable. (Even showering!- I'm looking at you, Luffy, and Zoro👀)

When they met, not only did they welcome him into the family with welcoming arms- HE GETS TREATED BETTER THAN YOU! I can see the family telling them embarrassing stories, showing pictures of you as a kid- He ends up taking some copies of them back to the ship because they can't believe how adorable you were.

Little did he know that they'd already been accepted into the family way before you guys started dating. She would send her family letters telling them how amazing of a boyfriend they are.

I'm so sorry! I got too excited and wrote all this- if it's too much to do to it's okay! I'm close to my family and love them a lot- like I know the monster trio didn't have a great childhood, didn't know their family, etc. Being around a family where you can love each other very much moves them.

Sorry- I'm just rambling! Again! Love your work!!!

this has been in my inbox for fucking months. but im obsessed and finally motivated. lets get fucking wholesome. (idk if youd even see this but hopefully it lives out to your expectations!!)

time of my life ft. monkey d. luffy!

set-up: growing up in a small island with a tight knit community simply meant you were the closest with your parents. they had been your support system, from their grand gestures of love like being present on your important days to the small ones like just offering a shoulder to cry on when you had a rough day, they were truly everything to you. so, it's only natural that you mentioned them a little (or maybe a lot) to your boyfriend. and it may/may not have been a grave mistake.

luffy:

(going off a slight tangent here but its so funny that luffy's character design is just him having giant bug-like himbo eyes and smile. love him 🙏🏼)

♡ everyone loves luffy. that's pretty much his thing. the easiest way to describe him is by thinking of him as a baby goat. no matter how hard you try, you're probably gonna like him at some point or the other. even if you hate animals and babies. its gonna happen because its inevitable. ♡ so, it didn't take you long to figure out that he'd probably fit right in with your family (especially since he was so close with ace whenever he visited, family seemed like his kinda thing) ♡ even before you started dating, when you'd receive letters from your family, luffy was usually the one to ask how they were doing and what you were gonna write back. so, at one point, it seemed as if he knew your family like his own. ♡ he knew of your father's knee pain and your mother's distaste for drinking (she'd probably hate zoro and force him to bath). he knew of your younger sibling's favourite dishes and that they freak out when they see spiders of any size. he listened whenever you talked and for that, you were grateful. ♡ in your recent letters, you may have talked about him. how he's a bit of an idiot but has the heart of gold, how he makes you laugh when you miss your family and how within the crew, you found a new family altogether. ♡ so ofc, one day when you mentioned very briefly that your island is nearby, he and nami had to take a quick detour. ♡ ideally, if your boyfriend knows everything about your family, they'd try to be the perfect boyfriend and do everything right. but this is luffy. so he just remained the exact same and info dumped everything he knew in front of your family (neurodivergent tendencies i presume). ♡ but ofc ur family was obsessed. your mom almost wept tears of joy from how much this bitch was enjoying her food (both you and her lost count after the 17th plate tbh). your sibling almost murdered luffy because now they had to clean a significant amount of plates now. but everyones having a jolly good time (except you 👍🏼) ♡ but now you're parents are showing pictures from your childhood and WHY ARE YOU BUCK NAKED IN LIKE HALF OF THEM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOM STOP IT!! YOURE LIKE EMBARASSING ME!! ♡ you ended up leaving after a good three days (the crew had other stuff to get to and a detour can only be so long), but everyone left the place with good memories. sanji has now acquired ten new recipes, zoro may have stolen some alcohol concoction recipes and luffy may have stolen all of your parent's affection towards you. ♡ well whatever, its okay ♡ also, you're not supposed to know this but luffy now has three of your baby photos (all of them may/may not be embarrassing as fuck). it's okay though because it just proves to him that you were adorable then and are adorable now.

a/n: zoro's and sanji's parts will be up soon y'all im trying to write fluff 😭✋🏼

#one piece #opla #monkey d luffy #op #luffy x reader #luffy fic #strawhats #straw hat pirates #one piece luffy

[hoshigray]

HEYYY🤪who ever requested y/n bratting off to toji is a blessing fr.🙏🏼 Can you also do the same thing but fluff edition. If the post is gone, dont worry about it. Love your writing!!

No worries, noonie, bc I made sure to save the fluff version as a Word doc if needed, lol. But here ya go, hope ya enjoy and tysm!!:)

Reminder: This is a sfw/fluff version of this thirst!

Cw: Toji x reader - fluff!! - pet names (baby, kid/kiddo) - implied that reader is shorter than Toji - first, the reader is sour, but then they're sweet :) - Toji calls you a 'bitch' but not in a belittling way, just frustrated with your antics - lots of humor bc we love making this man suffer, lol - the reader gives him a scare hiding from him (again, make him suffer! but he's hella worried about you so </3) - angst(?) - reader being a brat and Toji being a grumpy bf = a perfect couple ♡ Wc: 2.4k

It's late in the night, WAY past the midnight hour. The streets are quiet, people are home sleeping, and the air is curtained in a cool mist from rain not too long ago.

And yet here you are, in an open grocery store skimming through the fruits section. You pick up a bag of apples and examine them before placing them back down, moving on to the next aisle.

Behind you, the squeaky wheels of the shopping cart follow your every step, driven by your boyfriend — Toji.

The two of you had left a movie theater to see a movie you'd been anticipating seeing, which only had seating at the last showing of its week — 12:30 a.m. The runtime was two hours and thirty minutes, so it wasn't to your surprise that the plaza was utterly empty by the time it ended. Although you're happy you got to see the movie, you made a mental note to get tickets earlier next time.

Suddenly, you realize you forgot to grocery shop, and most nearby stores are closed. But after many trips around the neighborhood, you've finally found a store open for twenty-four hours.

So here you are, scoping around the aisles to pick up things and check them off your list. Now all there's left is the toilet paper, which would be right on the top shelf...that you can't reach.

You turn to your side to see your boyfriend looking down at his phone. Well, he's no help. With a sigh, you place your phone inside your pocket and try to carefully reach for the toilet paper, stepping on the lower shelves and being mindful not to step on any of the items below.

Toji notices something up when he glances up at you trying to climb up to get something from the top shelf. Putting his phone in his jean jacket, he comes around and hovers over you while grabbing for the toilet paper. You watch, and you shake your head at him. Damn, tall people...Hold on. An idea pops inside your head, and a grin molds onto your lips.

"Hey!" You call out to the man before he puts the item at the bottom of the cart. "I was getting that."

"I know, but y'r lil legs and arms weren't getting you any far, baby." He sends you a sly smirk, causing you to take offense to his comment.

Oh, two can play this game, Mister..."Put it back."

His brows crease together. "What?"

"Put it back up there," you repeat yourself to the man and point at the top shelf. His confused expression is still present when he hesitantly does what you instruct him. "And then pick me up to get it."

He looks at you like you're crazy. "What kind of shit are you on?"

You giggle. "Oh, come on, Toji. I was trying to get it, so I wanna do it."

"You could barely touch it."

"Not unless I have my trusty, tall boyfriend to help me, so pick me up!" You lift your arms for your waist to be open for grabs, and Toji just stares at you. With a heavy sigh and a scrunched expression, he lifts you up effortlessly, and you happily take the toilet paper he just put back up.

You beam at him once you're put down, and the older man has never rolled his eyes so fast. "Actin' like a damn kid."

Your tone is matter-of-fact as you put the item under the cart: "You call me a kid all the time, so I gotta uphold the title. Okay, that should be everything from my list, so let's get the other stuff."

"Other stuff?"

"Yeah, like sandwich meat, chips, and juice for Tsumiki and Megumi. They're going swimming with their friends tomorrow, and they need lunch to take with them."

Toji crosses his arms, examining you walk past him with the cart. "I suppose you're the one paying for all that."

"I'm absolutely...not," you don't have to turn around to know the man behind you has his jaw dropped. "I'm paying for the things on my list, and you pay for the other stuff."

"And what makes you think I'd pay? I already paid for the dinner and the tickets for the damn movie."

"Yes, indeed you did. But guess what, I'm using my money for my things. So, Toji dearest, it's only right that you pay for the things for your children." You peek behind you to see your boyfriend throw daggers at you with emerald eyes. Your smile only grows. "What kind of father would you be if you don't care for those angels?"

Toji just groans and mumbles curses under his breath. "They're only angels when you're around, ya damn brat..."

The two of you head to the snack aisle, the right side harboring a massive assortment of chips. You stop the cart when you spot a brand of chips you remember is a favorite in the Fushiguro household. The only problem is that the flavor you're looking for — which is on the bottom shelf — is nearly empty, meaning the last few are further in the back.

"Hey, Toji," The named man comes from behind, resting his chin on your head. "Those chips down there, ya think there could still be some in the far back?"

"Mmm," His broad chest vibrates against your back from his gruff hum. "Probably."

"Mind getting them for me."

"....Why can't you get it?"

"Because I told you to get it. Besides," you bring up your hands with two fingers up to air quote your following sentence. "I don't think my 'lil arms and legs' will get me far."

Toji's quiet for a few moments, and you bite your lip to not laugh. But it's no use when he flicks your ear before leaving your side, giggles fake cries of pain exiting your lips. "Fuckin' bitch."

"I heard that!"

"Good." You blow a raspberry at him as he groans, kneeling to the floor, and crouches to put his head under the shelf. The image of your brawny man squeezing through the racks is a rarity, and you can't laugh because you know he'll kill you once he gets back up. So, with silent quickness, you grab your smartphone, take a picture, and swiftly put it back in your pocket. You chuckle to yourself in accomplishment. That's for calling me a bitch, you bastard.

The man comes up with a bag of chips in hand, the exact flavor you were looking for. However, "Woah, woah, woah, that's not the right size."

"What are you on about this time?"

"I always get the family-size. That's just the regular one."

"Yeah, so?"

"So?" The older man is visibly vexed that you repeat after him, yet you continue. "Toji, I know you're gonna snack on those later, but I'm gonna use it to pack lunch for the kids. And judging by how small the packaging is, that's not gonna last for the entire week — let alone three days. Miki and Megs aren't gonna like you for that. Go get the family-size pack."

"They don't have it down here; it's just this!"

"Well, what are you gonna do? Buy three more bags...Oh."

Toji notices you spot something that puts your thoughts aside, so he follows your line of sight to the top shelf. As you described earlier, family-sized chips were stationed at the very top, unlike at the bottom stand where they usually are.

All you can do is smile sheepishly at Toji when you two glance at each other, the older man giving you the heaviest glare you've ever received. "If you ask me to pick you up again, I'm throwin' ya up there and leavin' you til next time."

"Don't bother. I'm going to get the sandwich meats." You turn away from him and the cart to hide your laughs and head to the deli aisle. "You stay right there. I'll be right back."

"Hmph, whatever." The man grabs the right size of chips and chucks them into the cart. And then he leans against the shelves, waiting for your arrival so you two can finally leave the store.

One minute pasts. Then two...Three....Four.....Five—What the fuck!?

There's no way the store is that big for you to find the deli aisle. It's nearly been six minutes, and you have yet to return to the snack aisle! Toji can only wonder what it is that's taking you so damn long. They probably saw somethin' cute and will ask me to get it for 'em. Hmph, like hell. Or maybe they don't have the sandwich meats they're lookin' for and are tryin' to find something else to substitute. Or they could be lost, who knows.

But the more he thinks, his thoughts delve into darker reflections. And if they're lost, would they run into someone for help? What if that person doesn't work here, talking to a damn stranger. What if that bastard is making them uncomfortable? Taking advantage of them. Or worse: a kidnapping.

Dread corrupts all of Toji's senses when his mind wanders to the worst scenarios, but he can't help it when you haven't returned to him. There's already one person he's lost in his life, and he wouldn't want to lose you too. That's why he straightens himself up and ditches the cart full of your stuff to find you for himself. Because if you aren't in this store right now, things will start to get ugly.

He storms out of the aisle, looking around to assess the parameter. Deep breaths don't seem to calm him down, as the dry bob in his throat makes it difficult to swallow. He looks up to see the signs for every aisle. Deli...Where the hell is—

That thought grinds to a halt when he hears footsteps approach from behind. So Toji turns around with haste, grabbing the pocket knife always kept in his jean pocket.

However, he doesn't pull the defensive weapon out. Instead, his tense physique relaxes, and a wave of relief soothes him down back to Earth. Because the footsteps belonged to you. You were okay.

"Damn, you and your freaky senses! I was hiding behind that bread rack over there and waiting for you to turn around so I could surprise you. Hehe, but I can see you must've—Ow, ow, ouch!!!"

Unlike before, genuine cries of pain fly out your mouth when Toji pinches your cheeks, twisting them so hard that you scream louder the tighter the grip. He doesn't let go until you step on his foot, and even then, the hurtful wails are replaced with laughter.

"You absolute fucking brat." You try to cover your giggles with your hands, but the irritated expression on Toji's face makes it difficult to keep your composure. "Over here tryin' to scare me and shit when I'm wondering what the hell's takin' you so damn long. Not even my own damn kids give me this much trouble."

"Oh shit, pfffthaha. At lea-At least I—wheeze," You're trying so hard to look your boyfriend in the eye, but God was you in hysterics. Tears prickle, and you slowly reveal some packaged items in your hands. "At least I got the sandwich meat."

Toji swiftly snatches the deli products off your grasp, causing you to laugh even harder to the point of your stomach hurting and your eyes forced shut. But that doesn't stop the man from pulling you to the unattended cart by the back of your neck, caging you between him and the handlebar.

But no matter, because you still laugh walking down the aisle with him. You still laugh at the self-checkout. And you still laugh when putting the groceries in the trunk of Toji's car and placing the cart in the corral.

Even when you sit in the passenger seat, chuckles fill the silence and one-sided tension. You peer to Toji's side to see him harbor a scowl while facing the windshield, downright avoiding you. "Oh, come on, Toji, it was just a little prank. You gotta admit it was kinda funny!"

He shakes his head, eyes still honed in front of him.

"What? Oh, so you're not gonna talk to me?"

Nothing.

"Are you serious? Toji, it wasn't even that big of a deal. Were you worried about me for real—"

"Yeah, kid." Now he looks at you; his forest-green orbs capture yours as if luring you to listen to what he's saying. "I was fuckin' worried about you. Thought somethin' bad happened or...whatever, forget it." Toji lets a heavy sigh exit his system, resting his head on his hand.

And you just watch him, not bothering to say a word back. It doesn't take long for you to understand where he's coming from because you're already beating yourself about it with the uneasy silence between you two.

You know about Toji's loss — his late wife, Megumi's mother. You don't know too much about her passing. However, you're enormously aware of how significant a toll the loss took on Toji. It took him a long time to even consider dating again and putting a label on your relationship.

So now that he's with you, it's easy to understand that he doesn't want you getting hurt and anything dreadful happening on your end.

And yet, acting like a child isn't making things any better.

You silently exhale and hesitantly set a hand on the one lying still on his thigh. You notice his head turn in your direction from the sudden contact, but you don't address it, just leaning on him with your head on his shoulder. Toji lets you do so.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to make you worry like that." You say to him, your eyes on your hand rubbing on the back of his. "Just wanted to act silly with you, is all. Didn't want to scare you."

"Who told you to act silly?"

"Uhh, me? 'Cause it's like 3 a.m., just the two of us. And it's the weekend."

You can feel the rise and fall of his shoulder following the sigh he lets out through his nose. Toji then removes his hand from you and puts it on your shoulder to keep you close. "You can be a pain in the ass, ya know that, kiddo?"

"Yeah, yeah. But I know you love me for it~." You move to happily kiss him on the cheek.

"Yeah, sure." He kisses your temple and rests his head on yours. The two of you indulge in the comfortable silence of the car for a few minutes, relinquishing each other's presence before driving home. "Just be a lil' more careful, 'kay, baby?"

"Mmm, promise."

...

But you're still gonna make that picture you took of Toji your wallpaper. It's a true gem. Plus, it's what you get for calling me a bitch.

#𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊 ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒔: 𝑹𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒔 #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen toji #jjk toji #jjk imagines #toji fushiguro #toji fushiguro x reader #toji fushiguro x you #toji x reader #toji x y/n #toji imagine #toji headcanons #toji fanfic #fushiguro toji x you #fushiguro toji x reader

[spiteless-xo]

omg tiff, you're on a roll with your posts!! the requests you've been doing have me squealing 😭😭😭

THE 'SUDDENLY BECOMING A DAD' EREN ONE??? everything i could've ever wanted and more.

i kindly and lovingly request a porco edition 🙏🏼 pretty please 🫶🏻

🥺 our baby porco suddenly becoming a dad?? of course, of course!

╰┈➤ suddenly becoming a dad.

ft. porco, fem!reader. cw. preganacy, explicit language.

porco freaks the fuck out when you tell him you're pregnant. he's like "no, no, no, no. there's no way. i pull out every single time!" (he doesn't)

he handles it really poorly at first. he's just so overwhelmed and scared about what this means for his future that he doesn't know what to do. he's supposed to be an NHL star!!! how is he supposed to focus on his hockey career when he has a baby to take care of?

he spends a lot of nights alone outside, wishing that marcel was around to help him. marcel would know what to do. he always knew what to do. one night when he's sitting out in the grass, he realizes that if marcel was in his situation, he'd step up and do whatever he needed to for the baby -- and that's what finally convinces him to be better.

but still, he doesn't really know what he's doing so he enlists pieck (because she's a girl) and colt (because of falco) to help him. porco ends up babysitting falco a lot during your pregnancy because he wants to get used to taking care of a kid (falco hates it)

he keeps track of all of your appointments and major dates on a tiny pock-sized planner that he carries with him everywhere. he looks at it first thing in the morning every day to see if there's anything going on today, and sends you numerous reminders so you don't forget.

the first few appointments you go to together, porco has to leave partway through. despite his bravado and his renewed perspective, it still freaks him out to hear the doctor talks about this little bundle of life that the two of you have created. he tries to play it off as boredom, but really he's just going back to the car so he can stop hyperventilating 🥺

every single pregnancy milestone brings this man to tears. the first time you tell your parents, hearing the baby's heartbeat, buying the baby's first toy for the nursery... he's an absolute blubbering mess.

he'll never tell you this, but after you told him about the pregnancy, he went to a baby clothes store and just looked at all of the clothing. all of the little miniature socks and shoes. he found a little green bomber jacket that looks just like his and he had to leave the store immediately because it was just too much for him.

when you find out it's going to be a girl, he gets a little disappointed. he can't explain it to you in words, but he just really wanted to have a boy.

when you talk together about baby names, he doesn't like any of them. all of them sound silly to him and he's super uncooperative and doesn't come up with any himself. refers to the baby as "rex" when he rubs your belly and you hate it.

when you go into labour he calls pieck to join him at the hospital. she helps keep him calm and from screaming at all the nurses. she helps him get suited up in scrubs and jokes with him not to pass out in the delivery room -- he doesn't laugh.

he almost passes out in the delivery room.

after drinking the juice the nurse brought for him and catching his breath, he realizes that you're holding the baby -- his baby. she's so small and fragile and she can't even open her eyes yet.

you ask him one last time about a name for her, "what about marceline? after your brother." and he can't even respond because he's crying too hard.

#tiff.ask #moot.porcofucker🥞 #tiff.fic #porco #porco galliard x reader #porco galliard #aot headcanons #porco.hc

[carterisvcool]

(18+) Itto being a pussy eater 👁️👁️

I apologize if this looks kinda doodoo this is my first time posting here :0 please give me tips on how to use this app 🙏🏼

warnings: oral (f receiving), hair pulling, suffocation?

&lt;3

He was absolutely addicted to you. And I mean everything about you. He could find himself getting hard over the littlest things if you were involved. All it could take was some teasing and it was go-time.

So it wasn’t surprising when you found yourself being pinned to the bed you two shared while he devoured your cunt.

It was the morning and the two of you had just woken up. You were having your morning snuggle time with him when you accidentally pressed your body a little bit too close to his and he found himself hard as hell.

So now here you were.. An absolute mess for him in the moment. He thrived in hearing your little whimpers and moans.

You looked down and nearly lost your mind at the sight of him between your thighs, his hands pressing your legs enough to have full access to your pussy. It didn’t help that he was making the sloppiest noises either. Each groan or slurp had you getting closer to release, and he was determined to get you to that point.

“C��mon.. I want your cum..” He spoke, looking up at you, his eyes half lidded. Your moans only got louder as he messed with your clit.

“S-Sso good..” You whimpered as your thighs slowly closed in on Itto’s head.

Itto groaned at the mere thought of you possibly suffocating him. He found himself rutting his hips against the sheets, hoping for some relief. “Fuck..” He muttered as he worked harder to make you cum.

Your fingers ran through his hair and slightly gripped the white locks, but you found yourself nearly pulling them out as you suddenly came.

Itto groaned from your grip on his hair and worked hard to walk you through your release.

As you finally came down from your high, Itto placed a few kisses on your thighs as a way to silently praise you for doing so well. He chuckled as he noticed the way your legs twitched.

He kissed up your body before giving you a kiss on the lips, making you taste your juices on his tongue.

“I hope you know we’re not done yet..” He spoke softly, but you could tell he wouldn’t be soft with you soon.

#arataki itto #arataki x you #itto smut #itto imagines #genshin x reader #genshin impact #genshin smut

[punkeropercyjackson]

Okay cool!!!Thank you so much everyone for encouraging my dumbassitude,this is all the motivation i need to actually make this post and try to come up with a Bleach x Spiderverse tag🤞🏼🤎

So the main thing that made me come up with this one was that like Hobie,the protagonist of Bleach is a dude who's an actual punk instead of just EdgyTM but is also even edgier than him in a way because he's also goth

Ichigo Kurosaki AKA objectively the best shonen mc because he has actual satisfying character development and logical power ups,as well respecting women especially his love interest instead of being a weird pervert or treating her badly :] A big chunk of the series' cast are part of a military system but Ichigo never even considers joining it because he thinks it's bullshit and only sides with members of it when it comes to helping out innocent people or he's manipulated into it(Actually same thing now that i think about it).If you're a Hobie stan and/or simp,i guarantee you'll love Ichigo too!!And if you're a Punkflower lover like me

I can't pinpoint exact moments parallels because one of them has SO MANY that it's hard to remember exact ones BUT Orihime is a lot like Miles and that includes how highly Ichigo thinks of her and him having her back all the time and them being super goofy together and really important to eachother,both in the feelings sense and character arcs wise!Fair warning that Orihime and Ichihime get a lot of bad faith critisism and straight up hate due to her being autistic-coded like Miles but with the addition of her also being an extremely feminine teen girl who's conventially attractive(and it's worth noting this is never used against the other girls in the series which makes it worse,although this could be because Ichigo never liked anyone except her).And!!!For people who have Gwen or Jess as their fave:

^^^Rukia,The deutragonist who's got a found siblings relathionship with Ichigo and can be described by that post i made that said 'Ideal gender:Femme but with the personality you'd expect from a tomboy' and his mentor,Yoruichi,who's canonically blasian with extremely realistic characterization for a black woman.I should state that Bleach came out in 2001 and ended in 2016 so sadly there is some dated stuff in it but it's definitely worth the read!!Keyword being 'read' because the og anime is an awful adaption in multiple ways and the only one i'd recommend is the ongoing 2022 one that's taking on the final arc!Hope this convinced you to at least look up Bleach things but if not then that's completely okay🙏🏼

#bleach #spiderverse #atsv #the spider within #spiderman #ichigo kurosaki #hobie brown #x black!reader #miles morales #orihime inoue #punkflower #ichihime #t4t punkflower #t4t ichihime #gwen stacy #rukia kuchiki #jessica drew #yoruichi shihouin #pastel punk tag #💌 #summerposting #autistic girl summer #trans #transfem #transmasc #unlabeled #autistic miles

[skyfallscotland]

Hiii me again! I, too, have questions for the ask game 🍓🦋🥤

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

I feel like it's redundant to keep saying the same ones, but *whispers* storm in the quiet @justallihere and Political Gain @sarahwyland

But also, in terms of underrated, I just read a little series by Ramzes called The Unseen One, furthering the Sloane/Bodhi agenda (🙏🏼 the lord’s work) and I've also enjoyed The Princess Gambit by JuliLyng so far as well, which is Xaden/OC. Not sure if they have tumblr, but if they're here, hi! 👋🏼

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

So I've always been a reader/writer, since as far back as I can remember (maybe three years old?), I'm pretty sure with the knowledge I have now that I'm hyperlexic.

I'm old enough to have been around for dial-up internet, but when I was a preteen, we got broadband (showing my age). This is to say, don't judge my parents too harshly because internet safety was not a thing back then, but...

I found fanfiction because back then, a lot of people either used livejournal or hosted their own sites, so a lot of fansites, had fanfiction. So while looking at Buffy fansites, I stumbled across Buffy fanfiction and realised I could actually read stories!!! so many stories!! where Buffy and Spike got together earlier or things didn't end tragically for them. So yeah, at 11 I was reading very explicit Spuffy smut on the internet 🫢 I had a system set up where I would play The Sims all day or do school project powerpoints, except I was really reading fanfic and I would flick between screens whenever my parents entered the room.

My mum now has KU and reads dark romance every day, so I guess she comes by it honestly (and yes, I did mean it that way around, I was here first!) 😂

Anyway, when I was 12 I started publishing my first few fanfics on ffnet - Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and a Harry Potter/X-Men Crossover. Each originally written on paper, they were all ridiculously bad, but the latter had people interested enough despite the writing, which encouraged me to try again later down the line with The Vampire Diaries and Jurassic World. I hadn't written for almost ten years and had never finished anything much until last year, by chance, I decided to finally get back into reading actual books and picked up ACOTAR. I finished the series within a week and I was left like?? That's it????

The archive had such a small number of works, I couldn't believe it, so I decided to write my own. I wrote Fury and Siren over the course of three months. I wasn't game to post anything in case I didn't finish it, because I'd never finished anything before. I also put off starting this little book I'd bought 'Fourth Wing' by three months, because I knew I'd be sucked in and would lose the hyperfixation I had, so I forced myself to finish Siren first. And now you all know my life story lol omg I'm so embarrassing to myself 🫠

TLDR: internet

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately 

Honestly, this is kind of angsty, but this last week I’ve thought a lot about male-dominated fandom spaces and how we’re not welcome in them. We, meaning everyone who isn’t a straight, cis, white male. The Formula 1 community on here seems a little better, probably because it’s female-led, but everywhere else I can’t even look at the comments.

To be honest, I’m tired of being told I don’t belong, or that my opinion means nothing because I’m female. I grew up in a motorsport family, my earliest memories are at racetracks, but men on the internet would have you believe I’m only interested because of what the drivers look like. It’s just…tiring. Those fandom spaces have become a no-go zone for me now, because it just isn’t worth it. We live in a time where no matter what you say someone will attack you which is sad in itself, but it’s so much worse when you’re a woman commenting on a “man’s sport”, not to mention endlessly frustrating because they’re too stupid to tell the difference between equity and equality.

🦋 On a larger note, Palestine. I don’t think more than that needs saying. It hurts my heart.

[aty-art-blog]

What got wrong with "who made me a princess" storytelling👀

Guys who made me princess ended and... I will be honest I'm kind of deluded about the whole final arc, I'm happy that Athy found herself yet there are many story telling points not well addressed. I'll explain everything well in the next few weeks about what's wrong (not in the story per se (but about the gestion(wich I reconize is not simple to manage🙌🏼) I don't want to make flames, but explain about common (expecially in mahwa) errors about the "story telling" (by this term I means the timing, the space you give to certain characters, the development of a character or a situation) all of this is difficult to manage, so I want to make a proper post where I explain well those things, and I wanted to let you guys know I'll make this "analysis" post (since I know that thebpists you like more in my blog are about characters, stories and adaptation analysis) and since I sudied "storytelling" (bc yes based on what we are going to write there are some "steps" we need to follow and be attentive to be coherent with those, to make the srory the smother we can.

Disclainer, I won't, like always "rate" the manga nor using numbers nor stars, the author, I'm sure gave is all to make it, and I don't want to be judgingimental, I want to make analysis that are costructive and definetly don't insults the hardwork of the authors( I always followed Spoon and from what he got from the fandom I can imagine how it must have been difficult to make choices and to change the story from the novel to avoid the "toxics" parts, and give us a happy ending.

So🙌🏼 If you might be interested in this(this is the first time I make this kind of analysis here) stay tuned and if you are not following ,follow to see the post incaming.

Thank you for all the support🙏🏼 I'm looking forward to make this analysis.

#whomademeaprincess #suddenly became a princess one day #wmmap #wmmap lucas #wmmap jennette #wmmap athanasia #wmmap athy #wmmapclaude #claude de alger obelia #athanasia de alger obelia #wmmap ijekiel #ijekiel alpheus #wmmapdiana #manhafemalelead #manhwamalelead #manhwa #manhua #wmmap analysis #spoon

[highonmarvel]

Hi! 👋🏼 I'm the very long request anon from a month ago. Sorry for replying so late. I haven't logged onto Tumblr much these past months and I just saw this. I'm honored to just get an acknowledgement from you,thank you so much for remembering me 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 I'm really grateful for it ❤ Tho,I saw that you posted this on Feb 5 and now it's almost March 5,so I'm so so so sorry for the very late reply 😢🙏🏼🙇🏻‍♀️ Sorry again! 😓

Again,I'm also very sorry for the very long request. My whole premise for my fic request was basically a dark Reader who has an unhealthy obssession with Bucky but she doesn't know that he's also obssessed with her and is doing the same thing to her. He's probably more obssessed with her more than she ever did with him. And I want him to be soft dark like the soft dark Bucky that you wrote in Himalayan Salt. So that means no physical abuse/physical violence towards reader aka no Bucky hitting,punching or kicking reader in any kind,please. Just noncon sex of him forcing himself onto her after she "forced" herself on him first. Oh and a long haired Bucky for this one as in the Bucky from the "CA : The Winter Soldier & Civil Era" I could've just said this but I don't know why I wrote it that long and add a burden to you.

Also,sorry to make this ask long again but I had to since I think my last ask very flawed and had confusing plot holes,so I wanted to clarify. If you found a plot hole in the way that I wrote Reader to "kidnap" Bucky,feel free to write it in a way that you think it works. I just wanted dark Reader to finally decided to "take" him for herself and Bucky knew exactly when cause he's also stalking her so he saw her preparations (to drug/sedate him/knock him out,the ropes whichever way you think works for super soldier like Bucky to be believably kidnapped by a normal woman with no power or super strength) and decided to play dumb and lured her to take him by being in his apartment/house exactly the right time she sneaked in and he pretended to not know she's inside and BAM! She strikes and restrained him on his bed and there goes the act of him playing the clueless victim making reader feel she has the upper hand here,letting her "forced" herself on him (cause that's exactly what he wants. He's desperate for her to touch him and has been dreaming of her touch for months) even tho he could easily break out of his restraints anytime,he didn't. He let her have her moment, only for him to reveal his true intentions and mutual obssession he has with her afterwards after dark Reader got her obssession filled release with him.

I apologize again for a very long ask,this will be the last 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙇🏻‍♀️ Even tho my request is long,feel free to write it short as I think all the scenarios that I requested can be fit into a short fic. And also,don't forget,you're the writer 🤝🏻 And I'm just an anon sending a very long request because I'm suck at writing myself. So it's all totally UP TO YOU if you want to take my request or not. I understand that you're busy and you have a life outside of writing. Even if you won't take my request,I'll still be here re-reading your works and will continue to read new works from you in the future. I'll still be a loyal reader. I just love the way you write dark fics,they're exactly what I'm looking for. Also,I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE Himalayan Salt. I re-read that one a lot of times.

So please don't feel pressured to take my request. I'm already embarassed enough for sending you two long anon asks. You can just ignore my ask from January if you don't want to,that's okay to ❤

Thank you again for acknowledging me! I'm still reeling from excitement that I got an acknowledgement from one of favourite writers here ❤ Hope 2024 has been treating you good and better than 2023. I hope you're doing well and in good health,always. Remember to always put yourself first. Your health,your happiness,your wants your needs always comes first before everything else,always. Because you should matter the most in YOUR OWN life. So take good care of yourself and only do what makes you happy ❤ Have a great day! Thank you so much again for the acknowledgement alone! It means a lot to me,you have no idea! 🫂❤ Take care! ❤

my reply was even later, you don’t need to apologise, i’m grateful for your support either way. and there’s no reason to be embarrassed for long asks, it just shows you care. thank you for all the support and love you’ve been showing me, i think you’re my number one fan. and if you’re interested, 2024 has been treating me better. i think i’ll be alright. i can not thank you enough for your kind words. and i’m sorry for taking like three months to get around to your request. i just realised i have one from 27 december 2023, so you’re not the only one who’s been waiting.

#sweet asks

[key201303]

Hi!!! Congrats in the 300 followers!! I’m kinda new in tumblr and i really enjoy reading your content 🥰 For the special, can i request a fluff with “have ten thousand reasons i will never fail to tell you I love you” from let me love u - wayv with ten pls?? 🙏🏼🙏🏼

Heyyy! I'm so sorry for taking so damn long to post this 🤧 I really hope the wait was worth enough ❤

The soft and cold snow was finally covering the windows and streets. Finally, the most awaited moment of the year arrived with the first snow of the year. You could hear little kids playing outside with the snow, making tons of different snowmen and throwing snowballs at each other, laughing and enjoying the time with their friends. Sometimes, you wished you could go back in time to those days when your only worry was not falling in a mud puddle so your mom wouldn’t scold you when you arrived home from the park.

“Doesn’t it look colder than other years?” You heard a familiar male voice from behind. You turned around to find Ten looking at you with loving eyes as he drank his fresh warm coffee. “It still looks beautiful.” You said, returning your gaze to the window so you could continue admiring the snow. You couldn’t say a specific reason why you loved winter and snow so much. Something that your boyfriend could never understand but still found it extremely cute. He always asked you how could you love so much cold weather when all you could do was stay home. But that was exactly what you loved the most about winter days.

Being able to spend the day at home, watching movies or series on Netflix or just playing some games with the chimney or heater on and a soft and warm blanket covering your cold body as you drink a hot chocolate to warm up your body, heart and soul. Doesn’t it sound like a perfect plan? Only when you explained that, Ten could understand why you loved winter so much and little by little he started to enjoy winter days a bit more. You couldn’t tell if it was because he finally understood the magic in those little details or if it was just because he got to spend more time with you but as long as he enjoyed the days, you were happy.

“The ice rink is opening today, do you want to go?” He said, knocking you out of your little world as he hugged you from behind and swinged you from side to side. “You want?” You asked, looking at him as a small laugh escaped your lips. It surprised you that he was asking you to go to the ice rink when he never liked it. “Actually no but I know you love it.” He said laughing, leaving a peck on your cheek before releasing his embrace around you. “Then we can stay home bingeing all the movies we’ve been saving on Netflix.” You said laughing, turning around to hug him.

And just as you suggested, you spend the day at home, eating snacks, cooking delicious food, laughing, playing, watching TV and most importantly, spending time together. “Do you have new reasons to love winter this year?” You asked, taking popcorn from Ten’s lips and eating it. “Maybe.” He said take some popcorn to give it to you just to eat it before giving it to you. “Come on, tell me!” You said pouting and looking at him with the best puppy eyes you could give. “You’re my reason to love winter, idiot.” He said laughing as he cupped your cheeks. “Really?” You said, stars filling up your eyes. “Of course!! I have ten thousand reasons I will never fail to tell you I love you. That’s why I love winter so much. It’s the perfect time for cuddling with you and telling you and showing you how much I love you.” He said, leaving small pecks all over your face before leaning down and leaving a long and loving kiss on your lips. Your reasons to love winter were really different from each other but you both definitely agreed that winter was the perfect time to show your love to each other.

#kpop #kpop imagines #kpop fluff #kpop drabbles #wayv #wayv x reader #wayv imagine #wayv drabbles #wayv ten #wayv ten x reader #wayv ten fluff #wayv ten imagine #ten lee #ten lee x reader #ten lee fluff #lee chitaphon #lee chittaphon x reader #lee chittaphon fluff

[kimvvantae]

Hiii 🥺 i was discussing with a friend about the best fics I’ve found on tumblr and I remembered saudade so I was wondering if you’ll ever update it 🙏🏼💕 it’s honestly such a good story and it’s so well written that I’m really looking forward to it :)

hello!!!! the final part will be posted this sunday ✨✨ finally!!! i really hope you'll like it!! 🥺🥺

#purplestigma #fic:saudade #ask #this has been sitting in my inbox for so long im sorryyy

[therealswizzyb-blog]

Ight so I told y'all I'ma keep y'all posted and be transparent during this!! So the Meeting yesterday was Unreal! It was the A&Rs wife that found me on IG and showed me to him 🤯🤯 He had Alot to say but I'll make it short he said he was researching me past few days and was blown away once he seen the videos of our performance from the @snowthaproduct concert 😂🍾🍾 He said one thing came to mind as he watched it and it was "Star Power" 🤣🤟🏽 He's been a A&R, Producer & manager for almost every big label you can think of and worked with LEGENDS 🤯 The Best part about it was when he brought up @LoUdLifeCrew and said I have something big there especially with our backstory reminds him of a Modern day Wu Tang 😭That was lit to me cause I'm taking my team everywhere with me so for him to acknowledge that and see the vision was the best part for me‼️ He wants me to send him my press kit so he can share it with his partners and see what we can do if we can do anything from there 🙏🏼🙏🏼 Idk what's going to come from this if anything even does.. but at this point I'm just Happy I'm finally getting noticed by some people that can really change my life, this just put me in overdrive! 🙏🏼🙏🏼 As of now it's Still No Label, No Management 😂🤣🤟🏽🤟🏽 S/O @marvylus_ & @desibtho the Look on there Faces during that call... PRICELESS 🤣🤣 Well that's where we at with it now I'll keep y'all posted as this progresses it's definitely exciting, In the meantime check out this Angle of me turning up last weekend at @jannuslive 💪🏼💪🏼🚀🚀🚀 [🎥 @novastarrphotos] (at Jannus Live) https://www.instagram.com/p/CU-qDcigY45/?utm_medium=tumblr