#for allison

[sharkneto]

God, one day I'm going to finish my Five And Allison Talk Post-S3 fic. I go back and just look at it every few weeks. Wish someone would finish it (me, I'm the someone).

Snip because maybe getting more of it out in the world will kickstart something for me. A continuation of the snip shared HERE --

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Softer, Allison says, “I still don’t understand why you voted against it. It doesn’t make any sense. You spend your whole life fighting the apocalypse to just give up?”

Five knocks back the rest of his drink and considers the empty glass. He then stands to cross the room to pour himself another. She watches him. It’s not until he’s finishing the pour that he says, “It seemed like the better option.”

“In what world, Five?”

“In the one where, when we do follow Dad’s special little plan, it ends with me dying alone in the basement of the Commission as a one-armed centenarian.”

She swallows. In the harried few days before the end in Oblivion, a few details about Five meeting himself yet again and then watching him die had made it to her. She hadn’t given them much stock around everything else going on.

“He told me to not save the world,” Five continues. “And the only scenario I can think of that ends with me in a box in the basement of the Commission for a hundred years is one where you’re all dead. Again. And if that’s the situation, I’d rather be dead with you. I’m not doing that again, not if it was never going to work.” He swallows thickly before continuing, “Assuming that version of me thought like me, I figured that’s what his warning was. Add in that it was Dad’s plan and into a fucked alternate dimension… The math seemed bad.” He splays his hands, the dark alcohol sloshing in his glass.

Allison stares at him.

She should have paid more attention to those passing comments about Five meeting himself.

She blinks before shaking her head. “I don’t know what to say to that.”

He shrugs. “You asked.”

Slowly, she says, “So… your math wasn’t actually about saving the world or stopping anything. It was just… how you’d rather die?”

“That’s a rather inelegant way to put it but… yes.”

Allison studies her brother’s young face, working to slot this into her understanding of how everything went down at the Hotel. This whole time, she’d been assuming—what? That Five gave up? That he’d hated their dad more than he loved them? That he cared about her less than the others to have thrown away her life and happiness for a few good hours with the rest of them?

Instead, he was facing what he assumed was a no-win scenario that only he made it out of. The world already gone, and whatever they chose the rest of them would go too. The only difference was whether or not he was still standing on the other side of it.

And he voted to not be. He voted to be done.

It brings her to a single conclusion: “That’s so selfish.”

His expression twists, incredulous and hurt as her words sink in. “Excuse me?”

“It worked, Five. We’re here, right now, with everyone. It worked. And it almost didn’t because you voted to stay. Because you wanted to give up.”

“That’s not how time works, Allison.”

“We ended up in Oblivion anyway! And that worked, in a messy way, but it worked. If you’d just agreed to go to begin with, we wouldn’t have lost Luther. Or Klaus!”

“As I seem to recall, I wasn’t the only one who voted no! I was just lucky enough to be the deciding vote. And it’s probably because I voted no that it worked!"

Allison lets out a noisy sigh. “Explain that to me, how that makes any sense.”

“Because if I hadn’t talked to my future self and watched him die pathetic and alone, I would have voted yes. A chance to fix everything? Hit the undo, reset it all? Of course I want that! But easy fixes—”

“Easy!?”

“—easy fixes like that always have a catch! And if I hadn’t known what this one’s catch was, that it outweighed its solution, I would have gone for it.”

“So you voting no and then still doing it anyway changed that how?”

“Ripples, Allison.” He sighs. “Me voting yes would have meant we all marched in right then and probably were either killed by the guardians or got used up by the machine, even more than we were anyway. Think about it. We didn’t march straight in, so what happened instead? The kugelblitz advanced to our toes. Dad killed Luther. Dad left Klaus behind and he died, too, or, at least went to his Void or whatever he calls it. Which meant we had eyes on Dad when Klaus popped back. We had a ghost form of Luther to stop the last guardian, all his strength with none of his vulnerabilities of having a physical form.”

“Are you saying it’s a good thing now that Luther and Klaus died?”

“Obviously not! That’s no one’s ideal way for that to have worked! But it’s those differences that are what’s important, what skewed things to make us end up here instead of me back there.”

#i really love this fic #and it's just been languishing in my wips for months and months #one day... i will finish it #for allison #she deserves more nuance than a large chunk of the fandom gives her #tua #snips #ficblogging

[lovelenivy]

mouse bites™

#anybody do this yet? #house md #hate crimes md #house md game #mouse bites #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #house md meme #he needs mouse bites to live #shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing #this took me way too long #house #dr house #also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum #its because i had to recolor it myself #i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact #oh well #i also drew the nosebleed lmao #every house episode ever #generic house episode #editing this to say #this is not an original meme at all #I just ds-ified it tbh #ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up #or like iykyk i guess

[opportunityarose]

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point

#hate when he has rare moments when hes based #this is also the episode where hes weird ab a 17 year old girl so it evens out i suppose #house md #greg house #gregory house #hatecrimes md #james wilson #allison cameron #house blogging

[kellykline]

bringing an actor back for the finale of a tv show they havent been on in years is so funny. imagine if they made you go back to the starbucks you worked at in high school to make one last latte because theyre blowing up the building tomorrow.

#edit: this post is NOT and HAS NEVER BEEN about jenny the vampire. its about dr. allison cameron

[incoherentchanting]

i think about this scene a lot and every time it’s so fucking funny

#what all of you? #house md #greg house #dr house #hatecrimes md #allison cameron #eric foreman #robert chase #hugh laurie

[marthammasters]

May yr new year have more malpractice and homoeroticism than ever 🍾🫂

#lee postz #house md #house #Gregory house #hilson #Greg house #Allison Cameron #James Wilson #Robert chase #Eric foreman #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #id in alt text #James Evan Wilson #dr house #dr Cameron #dr foreman #dr chase #dr. house #dr wilson

[hamrikaa]

'"You're a Fox," Andrew said, like it was that simple, and maybe it was.'

I could've added a lot more details to this and it's not 100% accurate to the book, but I had to stop myself or this would've taken me another week to finish lmao

#aftg #aftg fanart #all for the game #fanart #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #andrew minyard fanart #neil josten #neil josten fanart #palmetto state foxes #andreil #andreil fanart #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #allison reynolds #nicky hemmick #david wymack

[spiderpunkist]

pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

#house md #dr house #dr cameron #dr wilson #dr chase #dr foreman #robert chase #james wilson #allison cameron #eric foreman #gregory house #lisa cuddy #dr cuddy

[operose-art]

"In eight years on the run, Neil had been through sixteen countries and twenty-two name."

#my art #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #all for the game #neil josten #mary hatford #nathaniel wesninski #rabbit #andrew minyard #matt boyd #dan wilds #renee walker #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard #kevin day #allison reynolds #david wymack #palmetto state university #palmetto state foxes #10 #Millport #aftg

[sneckoil]

rizz so bad it's good

#i like him because he's pathetic vs i like him because he's bad vs i like him because he wants me to be bad #house md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #allison cameron #shioart

[realgansey]

“He needed to know what Nathaniel was saying in this historic moment.”

Meanwhile Neil

#aftg #the sunshine court #neil josten #jean moreau #riko moriyama #kevin day #jeremy knox #andrew minyard #andreil #jerejean #kevjerejean #kevjean #dan wilds #matt boyd #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #allison reynolds #renee walker

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

#house md #james wilson #gregory house #allison cameron #lisa cuddy #dr wilson #dr house #hilson #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #greg house

[pawberri]

Slarpg but it’s an unlocalized ps2 game you watched the ova of on youtube in parts

#slarpg #super lesbian animal rpg #melody amaranth #claire higsby #allison goleta #jodie caldwell #furry #pawberry #kemono #furry art #ケモノ #オスケモ

[sweetpastillas]

totally real umbrella academy merchandise

#tua #the umbrella academy #barbie #barbie movie #im so so so sorry i didnt know what to rlly put for diego fhfdjdj #ALSO HIII I LOVE THAT RITU IS GOING TO BE IN THIS FILM #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #umbrella ben #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

#desire mona #kutner hamilton just made sense to me #house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #eric foreman #allison cameron #thirteen #chris taub #lawrence kutner #banger

[opportunityarose]

obssessed with them

#house md #gregory house #robert chase #allison cameron #james wilson #house blogging #greg house