#forgot him in my drafts

[hedgehog-moss]

9am: Pirlouit & I are waiting for the farrier; it's Hoof Day! The farrier always tends to run late so I have a thermos of tea and a breakfast pastry to eat as we wait. Pirlouit has been offered some hay and has refused to eat it because he's sulking because it's hoof day.

Isn't it nice to get a pedicure, Pirou?

9:10am: The farrier is late and Pirlouit is worried, wondering what we're waiting for here on the road. Maybe he has been sold? to a sadistic new owner? who's going to shove him into a crate and send him to the salt mines like the donkeys in Pinocchio? Plus, he's more stressed than usual today because one of his hooves hurts (hence the farrier appointment), he's been limping for a few days and he doesn't know what the farrier will do to the hurt hoof. I told him there's only a 30% chance that he'll amputate it.

9:15am: Pirlouit's family is here to support him though! Or, in the case of Pampérigouste, here to puzzle out a vexing mystery.

9:17am: The llamas have grown bored of standing there in support and have started eating the brambles near the gate (supportively). Very good initiative, I approve. Also I thought Poldine was trying to eat the brambles outside the gate (greener on the other side and all that) but no, she was trying to fit her head through the bars for a little kiss </3

9:20am: Even Merricat is being supportive. (Well, she's waiting for me to go home so she can finally take her first morning nap in my lap.) Also Pirlouit has found some grass under the leaves and temporarily forgot all of his worries.

9:22am: Poldine is determined to kiss this cat.

9:24am: The farrier is here! As always he starts doing Pirlouit's hooves right there in the middle of the road, and if a car shows up well, "they can wait a few minutes... On n'est pas aux pièces" (this is a phrase for "there's no rush" that I've never heard anyone but my grandma use, it's nice to hear it again!) There aren't any cars anyway.

9:27am: Pirlouit's hurt hoof has been diagnosed: he has an abscess. Since this autumn has been relentlessly rainy I thought perhaps it was a fungal infection—but the farrier told me he's been treating a lot of abscesses lately, as the very wet weather softens hooves which allows bacteria to enter.

9:30am: The abscess was successfully drained and Pirlouit is now wearing a fashionable hoof bandage. He was very calm and brave throughout <3

9:35am: The farrier left his car by the side of the road, and after releasing Pirlouit we crossed the pasture to go home have a cup of coffee.

9:45am: The farrier is gone; end of the post :)

10am: Pampe is gone, too.

Well, she probably left around 10am but I didn't immediately find out as I had more pressing problems. After the farrier left I went to get a small apple to reward Pirlouit, and when I returned to the pasture and he came over for his treat, I realised he was limping. But on the other side. We've just treated his right front hoof, and he is now holding up the left front hoof...

9:57am: After giving Pirlouit his apple I go home in a hurry to call the farrier and ask him to come back. But there's almost no mobile service around here and I can't reach him. This is so frustrating, he can't be very far... On a hunch I call a horse farm not far from here, maybe it's hoof day for their horses as well?

10am: It's not, they have no farrier appointment today, but when I explain my predicament the woman on the phone goes "if it's just to drain an abscess I can send you a guy who'll do it, no worries!" Every time I've had someone from this farm on the phone to ask something or other, they've offered to Send Me A Guy. It's never the same guy too, they have an endless supply of guys.

10:05am: Having accepted gratefully, I return to the pasture to catch poor Pirlouit again, who thought I was done bothering him for today. As I wait for The Guy, I find a spot with some unexpected mobile service and start googling hoof hardeners, because maybe if Pirou's prone to abscesses it's worth having something in prevention for wet months?

10:15am: I receive a text from the guy.

"Is it normal that your llama is on the road with a dog? They are going to [village]."

10:16am: I reply to the guy.

"It's neither normal nor abnormal."

10:17am: I tie Pirlouit to a tree and run back to the barn to get some muesli. Then start running on the road, trying to figure out how Pampe escaped, and the answer seems obvious: after his coffee the farrier crossed the pasture again to get back to his car, and he knew about the Special Anti-Pampe Safety Knot 3000 but either forgot and closed the gate like a normal person, or didn't do it correctly. Pampe in her little llama brain knows very well that most visitors don't know about the Anti-Pampe Knot so she hurries to check the gate after a stranger leaves her pasture. Meanwhile I was busy noticing Pirou's limp and trying to call the farrier back and I didn't check the gate as I usually do.

10:20am: The guy has found me trotting on the road with my muesli and picked me up in his car. We go back to where he last saw Pampe. I apologise for wasting his time and he tells me "I've heard of your llama" in a tone half-sympathetic half-fatalistic.

10:24am: Pampe & Pandolf have been located; are having the time of their lives. Pandolf is a bit sheepish when I call him, though. He loves going on adventures with his best friend so much but he knows it's a bad dog thing to do for some reason :(

10:34am: The Guy is trying to push Pampe forward with his car while I try to attract her towards me with my muesli in a carrot-and-stick routine; Pampe occasionally veers off-road to eat some leaves, inspect the mud in the ditch, pretend to admire a cloud while secretly brainstorming strategies.

Guy's commentary: "This is worse than dealing with an escaped horse. I feel ignored. I feel powerless."

10:39am: Pampe is home! She didn't actually go very far. But since she hadn't locked the gate behind her, when we arrived we found Pampelune on the road as well, just sort of waiting for us like a sentinel. Pirlouit was still tied to his tree staring at his inexplicably orange foot, and Poldine was panicking because her mother had abandoned her for the millionth time and her grandma had left the pasture too and she couldn't figure out how :((( All she had to do was fiddle with the gate with her nose really, but it never occurred to her to do so, she's too innocent. She only inspects gates in order to figure out how to kiss someone through them. So she was alone in the pasture trotting in circles, making undignified sad goat noises when Pampe & I returned.

10:53am: Pirlouit's other hoof has been treated, hopefully he'll feel better and stop limping soon... I'll have to remove the bandages with scissors, clean both hooves and re-do the bandages in a couple of days which is probably going to be a whole Thing, considering he's suspicious of buckets of water and scissors and objects in general. But as for now everyone is in the pasture having some celebratory hay and Pampoldine is deeply relieved to find that she hasn't been abandoned by everyone forever (as she assumes every single time.)

Also I realised I only paid the farrier half of what I owed him... I had prepared the exact sum but I had half in one pocket and half in another which was a risky idea. And neither of us checked what I was handing him, or noticed. He called me back when he arrived in a place with mobile reception and I told him about the whole affair and he said it's a good thing I accidentally paid him half because he didn't see the other abscess and failed to make the Anti-Pampe Knot 3000 so "it's a fair discount." So I got a half-price farrier visit thanks to Pampe (partly)... I won't tell her because she already thinks she's doing the world a favour by escaping (free fence integrity checks, free cardio training for me by forcing me to do interval running, free entertainment for everyone, plus her modest contribution to cosmic chaos.)

11am: I meant to take an "all's well that ends well" photo of the whole family but I realised Pampe is making her angry hammerhead shark face because her adventure was very short-lived and I didn't even take a picture of her escape, as I'd left my phone in my coat pocket under Pirlouit's tree (& supervision) when I went after her. (I figured I was about to run for 15min and would not need my heavy coat)

She thinks I did it on purpose to demoralise her by refusing to document her victories. But she's not giving up.

#crawling along #llama drama #this post is from last week but i forgot i had it in my drafts! pirlouit is doing better<3 #changing the bandages was a nightmare. as expected #i have a ridiculous photo of him standing as far as he possibly can from the terrifying basin of water like it's a ticking bomb #plus he got overshadowed by a llama in his own post about his hurt hooves. it's hard being a donkey

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

just because he got promoted from being just a gag character does not mean he ever stopped being a gag character

#this was one of the funniest scenes ever written #literally everyone of these fuckers is such a drama queen #i respect jinshi for eating those grasshoppers because maomao was feeding him #i could never #if i were him i'd be like sorry i suddenly realised i have things to do bye forever #light novel #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #jinshi #natsu hyuuga #i have so much knh in my drafts i even forgot that it was there buried deep

[girlrindou]

old ass rindou from 2023 i still gaf about

#old art #this was in my drafts and i forgot😭😭😭😭😭😭 #made him look so womanly like omg i was ahead of my time #tokyo revengers #rindou haitani #東卍fa #fanart #東京リベンジャーズ #tokyo revengers fanart #haitani brothers #haitani rindou

[jicklet]

Elemental (2023)

#elemental #pixar #elemental movie #ember x wade #animationedit #pixaredit #filmedit #elementaledit #v posts things #v watches elemental #almost forgot this one in my drafts oops #writing the alttext captions is fun because I really get to focus on what they're doing #Wade is really Listening to her #because look at his face. he disagrees with what she's saying #but he doesn't just push back or brush her off #he clearly doesn't think there's anything special about what he does but he doesn't make it about him #it's a subtle difference but i like that he doesn't go like Oh pfft that was nothing and anyway don't feel bad about getting angry #because clearly she admires Something about what he's doing so he doesn't just dismiss it (dismiss her) #and what you're worried about hey sometimes I do that too and here's how i've come to think about it #but it's not like he knows he has the answer either so when she's still huffy and in her head he doesn't push back #Ember is so gd relatable god i love her #she's worked herself up and isn't ready to be reasoned with #but you know the next time she loses her temper that comment's going to pop back up #on animation note i'm still not over Wade's hair IT'S SO COOL #in the 3rd to last gif when he tosses his head and there's the extra strong crash #mwah. beautiful

[touchlikethesun]

you can replace at least a quarter of levi’s quotes in the manga with this and it works

#originally i had written witty one-liner but they’re actually pretty direct #he makes me laugh so much tho luv him #levi ackerman #snk #wait i forgot i had this in my drafts

[snailpottery]

heroes rising rewatch - 5/?

#when your nerd isn't paying attention during the fight so you have to kick him out of the way of an attack ❤️ #also i completely forgot this was in my drafts jfc #bnha #heroes rising #bkdk #bakudeku #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #gifs #mygifs #mystuff #hrbkdkrewatch

[gojonanami]

Bringing househusband gojo to your work party <3

he would be so excited to go to your work, while you would be both excited and nervous — you knew others would find your gorgeous and charming husband to be a prize, one that they would want to take. and you knew you had nothing to worry about — but watching your husband wear his best suit and press sweet kisses to your lips after you got dressed did little to ease you.

and you were right — all of the others were fawning over satoru, playfully (and not so playfully) chiding you for not bringing him to the office. you liked to keep work and home separate—so you only had a few pictures of satoru you kept in your office. but while the others fawned over him, he was too busy gushing over you — talking about how wonderful you are, how caring you are, how lucky he was — and he ended off his ramble with pressing a sweet kiss to your head.

and your insecurities ebb away, as you pull satoru into your office and once behind closed doors, you press a sweet kiss to his lips. and he’s only grinning goofily, “what was that for, sweetheart? Not that I’m complaining?”

and you chuckle, wrapping your arms around him as you wonder how did you get so lucky? and you only shake your head, “I just love you so much,” you murmur, and he wraps his arms around you, pressing a kiss to the top of your head.

“not as much as I love you.”

#sab [asks] #sab [anons] #fic: househusband gojo #he’s getting a tag #because I love him 🥹💕😭 #I also forgot to post this and it almost got lost in my drafts 😭

[turtletoria]

when youre in a 3/4 left facing bust competition and your opponent is turtletoria

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #dr two brains #steven boxleitner #sorry. trying to make him look his age (like 38-40 something im thinking) #also i forgot his brain in the first one ignore that. please look away #also ive had it with the wrinkly tiny human brain woe anatomically correct rat brain be upon ye #you dont have to worry about wrinkles and it looks like a slimy pink horshoe crab #and better yet its still fucking disgusting ! lose lose for everyone ! #<- those tags from when i first drafted this post in early september. the drawings are months older than that too LOL #my mental health took a steep nosedive since then jesus fuckin christ. but heres some drawimgs bc i feel bad for not posting for so long #dare i say its been so long.

[jazzy-a]

Think about Destiny being the literal know-it-all older brother of the Endless family.

He is the ULTIMATE "I told you so"-er, and I imagine it pisses his siblings off lol.

...

Dream: Calliope and I are finished!

Destiny: Oh no, who could have seen THAT coming???

Dream: (-`_´-)... Sarcasm doesn't suit you, brother.

...

Death: Did you hear that Lucifer tried to ENSLAVE Dream!?

Destiny, casually flipping pages: Mmm-hm.

Death: (¬`^´¬)

...

Delirium: And then there were little fish swimming everywhere without their arms! But the fire got too hot, and the bones didn't like it, so they left. With the bubbles! Dark bubbles...

Endless siblings, watching Destiny:

(_/° _ °\_)

Destiny: I already knew about the volcano in Thailand.

Everyone: \_(O` [v = v] ´O) _/ A#!&ST&#$!DSJJ!! *screaming and throwing furniture*

#the sandman #endless siblings #destiny of the endless #i just imagine them all trying to surprise him #and then they just get so pissed bc he always already knows #all of them going absolutely feral #ah family #dream of the endless #death of the endless #desire of the endless #despair of the endless #delirium of the endless #destruction of the endless #I forgot I had this in my drafts lol so enjoy more crack destiny lol

[kaiserouo]

Fine Dining

#shaxx the waiter & cayde the sommelier #(also bartender probably idk) #i didn't plan to render wtf is going on #i drew too much silly shaxx i need to do him some justice #by giving him a suit #how tf do you draw suit #wait is that a head with a face??? in this blog???? #blender save me #tbh i forgot about cayde's hoodie until i started drawing cayde's draft #too late lol suit looks good w/o hoodie anyways #btw the next few posts are probably all about dining au #definitely not because i wanna draw shaxx in suits. yeah. sure. #(he exists in every idea i now have about dining au like i'm not even joking rn) #destiny 2 #cayde 6 #lord shaxx #destiny 2 art #dining au #my art

[pngheavy]

#i forgot to post him before #twewy #out of drafts you go #joshua twewy #yoshiya kiryu #the world ends with you #my art #fan art

[cangrellesteponme]

this mf is NOT looking at sebastian's eyes!!

#his eyes are up there you decadent sinner #fkzfnekzjfne #this has been in the works for ages (i forgot to render one thing and left it in the drafts) #also agni's design has not been the most consistent and it's hard to find references which is why drawing him in his canon fit was a pain #i wanted to make it fancier because i got bored at one point but i resisted the urge #my fashion preferences would not improve this specific piece #they're both very gender. i like this tbh #the file is called 'sebagni gay stare' btw just so you know #my art #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji fanart #black butler #black butler fanart #sebastian michaelis #kuroshitsuji agni #black butler agni #sebagni

[sugawarassoccerlover]

dating Kaeya Alberich isn't always the pretty, glamorous life everyone assumed it would be. he isn't the "no problems" man he pretends to be. he tries to keep his baggage, his hurts, in, but it always came out. some days it looked like you coming home and finding your bedroom a mess. things thrown around, a wine bottle broken and spilled on the ground. but the saddest sight of all being Kaeya curled up into himself in the corner, shaking. when you walk over to him, he looks up at you, tears streaming down his face without stopping. and it breaks you. his eyes have the look of a heartbroken child, with the vunerability of a newborn. when you crouch down to hug him, he immediately goes into your arms, wrapping his own around your waist, pulling you into his lap so he can bury his face in your chest. he's sobbing now, tears staining your shirt, not that you minded. shaky hands reach up to grab onto your back, clenching your shirt as if you'd disappear if he didn't hold tight enough. he continued to cry openly into your chest as you stroked his hair softly, your other arm around his back securely. it wasn't always pretty to be in love with Kaeya Alberich, but you wouldn't have it any other way. he trusted you with his everything, his soul, his life, his past, and you'd be damned to break that trust.

#kross' musings ✧ #this was in my drafts and i forgot to post it lol oopsie #i just want to love him #genshin #genshin impact #genshin x reader #gi x reader #kaeya x reader #kaeya #kaeya alberich #kaeya ragnvindr #kaeya genshin #kaeya genshin impact #kaeya comfort #kaeya angst #genshin angst #reverse comfort #genshin reverse comfort #genshin comfort

[apollos-boyfriend]

parrot duo are so. ough. squeezes them. jaiden moved away to bobby fields because she didn’t think roier needed her anymore. they only lived together for because of bobby. roier had plenty of friends—a husband now, too—so there was no use for her anymore. jaiden never called that house theirs, just roier’s, because she always felt like she was intruding. she couldn’t see her own importance, and roier was too deep in grief to correct her. so she left.

meanwhile, roier feels so alone. he only has cellbit, at the end of the day. jaiden has her own life, her own friends. she moved away, and he can respect that, because he’s not going to fight for a friendship. if jaiden wants to move, if she wants her own space, that’s her decision. he’s not going to try to convince her otherwise. she didn’t need him so constantly in her life. her moving away was proof enough.

and they’re both so wrong. roier never saw jaiden as a burden. that house was always theirs. everything in it was meant for them both. roier wanted to be a family with her more than anything else. and jaiden never saw roier as anything but her closest partner. bobby fields is in sets of three, after all, because there’s no perfect happiness without roier. neither of them meant to turn their back to each other. they are missing something they could only find in each other, but that piece is long gone now. they can’t go back to what they once had. they don’t even think the other wants to. and they couldn’t be more wrong

#icarus speaks #like. okay. i am not trying to say they cannot exist without each other #they can! they are their own characters #but jaiden’s isolation never would’ve happened if they stayed together #and similarly roier’s own isolation and loneliness wouldn’t have hit him so hard #their grief really just hit so badly :( #FORGOT I HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS LOL

[taviacoolcat]

i owe cybird my life. they let us kabedon keith

#cat talks #truly. they said this is one of the tallest characters. back him into a wall <3 #ikemen prince #keith howell #sorry i forgot this was in my drafts

[edithdraws]

Listen they barely interact face to face but Adam Warlock and Mistress Death have the funniest dynamic of all time actually.

#they hate each other they're best friends they're rivals they're lovers they're insignificant to one another. and also Thanos is there. #adam warlock #mistress death #thanos #adam magus #the magus #the goddess #and a surprise cameo from Norrin but I'm not tagging him. #thadam #cosmic marvel #art #this is old art but I was gonna draw more then just forgot this in my drafts for a year or two 😐 Being so brave and posting anyways #idk if these are even comprehensible to ppl who aren't super well versed in Starlin's comics but enjoy my sillies. #special shoutout to that time Death asked Thanos to kill Adam and he said no. :) #the way Adam just inserts himself into their relationship makes me scream this throuple is crazy