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Creator Spotlight: @themetalhiro

Hi, I’m Metal! I’m a freelance artist from good ol’ New Jersey. My favorite things to work with are a lot of bright colors, exaggerated poses, and candid scenarios. I try to farm sensible chuckles whenever I can, so I’m also big into comics. I love making them about my life, and the media I’m into, and one day I’d like to publish my own series! Thank you to everyone who has gotten me this far!!

Check out Metal's interview below!

Did you originally have a background in art? If not, how did you start?

I guess so! It’s funny, I don’t remember a single time in my life that I wasn’t drawing as a hobby… somewhere in middle school (a little late, I know.) I put the pieces together that animated movies were made by artists, and that it wasn’t just for fun, they were paid to do it. The moment I discovered people could be paid to make art, I decided I would do that, too. Now I’m here!

How has your style developed over the years?

I think the best way to answer this would be with an example! Over the last few years, I have made more of an effort to draw more intentionally, which sounds silly. Now, I put more thought into my poses and step out of my comfort zone with shape language and composition. I had a phase where I drew everyone with a huge, perfectly circular head and no nose. That definitely did not lend much variety...

Which 3 famous artists (dead or alive) would you invite to your dinner party?

Ack! I’m so terrible at history! I’d love to give a well-thought-out answer about fine artists of old, but I don't think we’d have much in common… Most artists I admire and who have driven me forward creatively are the people behind comics I’ve read. Andrew Hussie, Bryan Lee O’Malley, Eiichiro Oda... these guys have inspired me greatly and had a heavy influence in developing my art style and sense of humor. I’d love to ask them questions about their processes and upcoming projects. I think it would make for an entertaining night!

Over the years as an artist, what were your biggest inspirations behind your creativity?

Outside of pure aesthetics like searing bright colors, layered clothing, and loud noises…. the best and most inspiring moments in my life were those surrounded by friends and loved ones! I cherish the hell out of memories of hanging around in fun locations, trying weird food together, and impromptu midnight walks... so I try my best to capture that atmosphere and my own memories in my work when I can, even if I’m imposing fictional characters on top of them. That’s always the core of it.

What is a medium that you have always been intrigued by but would never use yourself?

I would never permanently refuse a medium, but every time I pick up clay, I’m like a baby using its hands for the first time. Absolutely dreadful. If one day I could make and paint a figurine like the ones I admire in videos, that would be awesome... But for now, I’m not counting on it.

How do you want to evolve as a creator?

I’ve had an absolute blast drawing fanart over the years, and it’s certainly played a massive role in my growth as an artist. But my dream has always been to publish my own stories for y'all to enjoy! I have lots of worlds I want to introduce to you before I’m old and gray. I want to get faster, work harder, and get better at drawing interesting settings so I can get the wheels turning as soon as possible. I also want to stop avoiding the color blue like a coward.

What do you wish you knew when you first started out creating art that you know now?

Pay your taxes quarterly. Tablets will break at the exact moment you need them most, so have a spare. Wear your blue light glasses. You’re going to need to wear a brace on every joint on the right side of your body. It can be lonely sitting at your desk all day. The car on the side of the road that costs $1000 cash….. don’t trust it!!!

Who on Tumblr inspires you and why?

@cranity—They use absolutely beautiful colors and weighty line work. Everything looks so sharp and clean! I wanna put it all up on my wall!

@vewn—Their ability to crank out quality short films and illustrations packed with detail is incredible. The off-kilter perspective they use really sells disorientation and catches your attention like nothing else.

@nelnal—They have absolutely banger character designs again and again, I can’t believe one person’s mind can come up with so many creative ideas!

@jinx88kc—They have a beautiful and recognizable style, and the way they incorporate animation into their illustrations sometimes is SO cool!

Thanks for stopping by, Metal! For more of Metal’s work, follow their Tumblr, @themetalhiro!

#creator spotlight #artists on tumblr #themetalhiro

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where-does-the-heart-lie · 1 year

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MOOOREE SHAPES!!!!!!!!!

Since the last one was so fun I thought I would do another!

ASL shapes post

I’m begging and pleading you to look at Keep Reading 👇

Shape language is defined as “a concept used in art and animation to communicate meaning based on shapes we are familiar with” (source). This concept uses circles, triangles, and squares to convey an idea of the “personality” of the design without using any words.

In designs, using circles and rounded edges in your silhouette and detailing gives the design a soft and squishy look. They tend to be harmless, approachable, or changeable.

Designs using squares gives the design a solid, sturdy, and strong look. They are supportive, reliable, and inflexible

Lastly, triangle designs are sharp and directional. They are dynamic, dangerous, and unpredictable.

Here are the main silhouettes I used! I'll just go down the list here since theres so many of them

(edit from me after writing all of this down: ✨Drinking game!✨ take a shot everytime i say either square or rectangle. You'll be dead by the end. Anyway, enjoy!)

⚔️: Even in his base design, Zoro is essentially a giant rectangle. He's stable, reliable, and supportive. but even though he is all that, i think he definately deserves some triangle imagry so i tried to squeak one in there.

🍊:Nami is her own breed of triangle. She's not unpredictable, per say,, just very very hostile. and I love her for that. but she is also very reliable, she has to be for her job. So i award her 2 triangles and a square

🌱: you may notice a trend by now that everyone has a square. that's because every one of the straw hats are all hella reliable, and thats not excluding Usopp. Even though he feels like he's not cut out for the awful situations he's often in, he somehow always squeezes by victorious. But also, he is friend shaped. so he gets 2 circles and a square.

🍳: Similarly to Zoro, Sanji is also just a gigantic square. His torso is the main box, but his les are always in a position of stability, closely resembling a square. But also, his head is soft and round, portraying his kindness. As such i award him with two squares and a box-y circle.

🩺: just.. i mean just look at any picture of base chopper. HES JUST A GIANT CIRCLE. He got a big ol' noggin, a round body, and two little stick legs. he deserves a square though, so I gave him a square for his feets.

🔎: Robin has the same shape layout as Sanji. She is also very reliable and very kind. where she differs though is that she still has so much mystery to her, that i still tried to incorporate triangles as smaller details in her design. Two rectangles, a circle, and many small triangles. She has the range.

🛠️:Franky is a gigantic square with almost no non-square angles to him. he has his shoulders, his glasses, and his crotch that are not quadrilateral and of course that signifies how reliable and stable he is. Cant knock this cat over. he gets 3 squares.

🎸: Brook was a bit hard to pick which shape would be his majority, so I didn't. He got all of them. He's polite and kind, but also mischievous and full of surprises. And of course. Square attributes. one square one circle and one triangle.

🌊: For Jinbe, I... yes, the guy is a gigantic square, but also he's just kinda always doin shit that I don't expect him to do, so i think he also deserves a triangle. I dont know how i would add a third shape in him since his gigantic square body takes up the majority of his figure, so i just used two. One square, and one triangle.

And that just about covers all of them! if you read all this, thank you so much for listening to my ramblings!

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eshayteaparty · 3 months

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Feathers

~Fandom(s): Hazbin Hotel

~Warning(s): gooey lovey dovey poopie

~Ship(s): Lucifer x reader

~Word count: 1,800

~In which you venture out of your room at an ungodly hour to find the king of hell himself struggling to tidy his wings, and decide to help him out.

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Ever since Lucifer had come to stay at and help out with his daughter Charlie’s hotel, you had been on your toes constantly, trying to appear flawless to him.

You knew he was a nice guy, judging from how much he seemed to care about Charlie- he had actually seemed even more anxious than you were to meet the existing residents on the day he came in. When he had first greeted you, he’d taken both your hands and shook them with jest, looking up at you with an awkward, toothy smile on his face. Your eyes had been wide with fear, but you’d smiled back. His hands had been so warm.

Now he was settling in, though, you were reminded of his power on the daily and had been doing your best to keep everything spotless- including yourself. Sometimes it even felt like it wasn’t just his status you were intimidated by, but he himself. He was so…smiley. So kind. So fun, and so charming.

That made you nervous.

It was late in the evening, and you had just finished a nourishing dinner of cup noodles on your bed in your hotel room. You got up to go to the toilet, binning the packaging and opening your door. As you walk down the hallway to the bathroom your eyes are attracted to a dim but inviting light streaming from…Lucifer’s door. Usually, he would be asleep by now- you’d assumed that’s how he was so pretty.

On any other night, you wouldn’t have questioned it. After all, who would dare interrupt the king in his alone time? But as you moved to quietly sneak past his door, you could hear the sound of scissors snipping, and Lucifer uttering curse words. You hadn’t heard him cuss that much ever before, especially not around Charlie, so it was unusual.

You quietly knock on his door, but your knuckles end up pushing it open. You're met with the sight of the almighty ruler of hell himself…

…fluffing his wings.

Out of awe, you gasp softly, pressing a hand to your mouth and hiding around the door in hopes that he hasn’t noticed you, but before you can even blink, you’re startling back from him popping up in front of you, his gold and crimson eyes smiling at you despite his lips being pulled tight.

“Good evening, my darling y/n!” He greets you. His voice is a little strained, and sweat has gathered at his hairline.

“Good evening to you too, your hi…highness.” You say softly. “Are you okay?”

His smile sweetens, and he steps inside to let you into his room if you feel so moved. “Yes, my dear! Yes. I just- I was just- er. Um. I'm a bit busy right now! That’s all. And do stop with the formalities, y/n. I’d say we’re friends enough now, wouldn’t you? Ha ha!”

Your eyes are drawn to his glossy, glorious wings. You often gaze at them throughout the day, but tonight…they look different. Scruffier. He notices you looking, and his cheeks start to heat up, going pink.

“Oh…I see you’ve noticed. This is what I’m working on, my dear.” he sighs, fluttering his wings a little. “I’ve…been more physical, as of late, whilst we revamp the hotel, and these big ol’ things have gotten a little bent out of shape.” you start to smile, quietly amused. “I’m not very good at reaching them to…well, give them a brush. My arms are a little on the shorter side, as I'm sure you’ve noticed.”

You giggle, which makes him laugh along with you. You tuck your hair behind your ears, looking down at him again. “Would you like some help?”

He beams. “Are you positive, my dear? It makes for a tiresome task.”

You nod. Anything to touch his beautiful wings. He takes you by the hand, and leads you into his messy, duck-filled workshop, sitting you on the bed. He sits in front of you, holding still with his back to you. He passes you a plastic, prickly-bristled brush. “Just pick out any bent ones you see, darling. I can take it.”

You nod, and shuffle closer, taking one of his shoulders in your hand and preening his wings with the other. A collection of fluffy feathers gathers in your lap, and he sighs out of pleasure.

“That feels good. Thank you, y/n.” you nod, giving his shoulder a small squeeze.

As you brush, his wings flick against your hand, fluttering by your face with how close you are and making you squeak and laugh. He glances at you in his peripheral. “Everything alright?”

“Yeah. sorry, your hi- Lucifer.” you reply, tugging gently on his left wing. “I just got too close. Why’re you moving? Does it hurt?”

He chuckles. “No, my dear. It feels just right. Don’t stop.”

You willingly oblige, and as you preen his wings, you hear him start to hum. It makes you smile.

“What song is that?”

“Just the song we sang to Charlie after winning against the angels. It’s very catchy.” he grins. “Especially my part, don’t you think?”

“I dunno….I think my part was pretty good..” you mumble, trying to bite back your laughter. He snorts, and flutters his wings over your face, watching you over his shoulder.

“Oh really? You were the best, hm? But you’re so shy, my dear. I couldn’t even hear you.”

You start to laugh again, heat creeping up your neck and settling in your cheeks. “Ahh!! Quit it, Lucifer!” He only giggles more, slipping his wing under your chin and moving it around, making you squeal.

“You’re awfully loud for such a soft-spoken little thing, aren’t you?”

“S-shut up!!” You cry, tugging up the fabric of your shirt to try hide your neck inside it. He gasps jokingly.

“My oh my! That isn’t how you should ever speak to your superior, y/n!” he stops himself, however, seeing tears of mirth form in your eyes. “Are you alright? Too far?”

You smile in response, rubbing your face and neck free of the lingering tingles. “I'm just fine, thank you.” you say shyly. the blush seems to stick to your face. “Would you like me to continue?” You wave the brush around in your hand. He nods.

“Go on then, darling. I’d love to have your hands on me again.” God, this man is a tease. And you still have to go to the bathroom. You huff to yourself, and nod, giving his shoulders a firm rub.

“As you wish.”

The brush in your hand finds his wings again, and you card your fingers through the soft feathers, smiling as your arms bump with gooseflesh. “I’ve wondered for a while what your wings are meant to look like. Are you- are they seraphim wings, or something?”

“Close, my dear.” there’s a teasing lilt to his voice. “They’re duck wings. If you look around my quarters, you’ll see where I got my inspiration from.”

Your eyes flit around his workshop, and seeing inanimate ducks of all shapes and sizes makes you giggle. “Cute. Why ducks?”

“Why not ducks?” Then he sighs wistfully. “Charlie was a big fan of ducks, that’s why. And they are the animals heaven said I could have a say in creating. They’re very special to me.”

Your heart softens at the explanation of his obsession, nodding along as you tidy his wings. “I see. They’re very…um…pretty. You have pretty wings, Lucifer.”

Lucifer hadn't received a genuine compliment in years. Not since Lilith left him, not since Charlie had been taken away from him, and not since he had sorted himself out of the isolated, depressive episode of a funk in his room that had once seemed eternal. He takes your hand as you’re midway through separating his matted feathers, and presses a gentle, grateful kiss to your knuckles. Your entire body shivers as his heavenly warmth flows through your hand and up your arm, all throughout your soul.

“How kind of you to say, my dear y/n.” he says softly, smiling back at you. “I haven’t heard a thing as nice as that in….well, it’s been a long time.”

You nod back, shaking your hand to free yourself from the clutch the kiss still has on you, like a horse held back by a rein. “I-it's okay. I mean it. You’re beautiful, your majesty.”

He gently smiles, shifting around on the bed to face you and take your hands into his.

“I told you, my dear.” he says, filling your body with a honey-sweet heat once again. “Please call me by my name.”

“...You’re beautiful, Lucifer.”

He nods in approval, letting you go and shifting back around on the bed. “Much better. Go on, then. Your hands feel marvelous in my feathers, my dear.”

So on you go, plucking out the dirty, uneven feathers and smoothing down the ones left, giving his wings the appearance of a velvety curtain. You can’t help but marvel at your own work.

“I was right in saying so before, you know.” Lucifer says gently. “You’re very quiet.”

You sigh. “I’m just trying to make a good impression on you. I didn’t want to make a fool out of myself.”

Lucifer turns around again, just like that. He looks curious and a little amused. “Are you really saying that, my dear? Have you seen me? I couldn’t greet my own daughter’s girlfriend with grace! I’m a nervous wreck!”

Your heart warms with his comfort, and you end up smiling too. “I’ve seen. Excuse me, for- for being a little intimidated. You are the highest in hell, after all. And very….uh…yeah. Yeah, the um- the highest in hell. Royalty.” Good save, you whisper to yourself. He starts to grin.

“You seem hesitant.”

“I’m not.”

“If you say so, y/n.”

He turns back around yet again, letting you put on your finishing touches. Once you’re done you stand up from his bed, brushing your hand over the crease your body left in his duvet. You bow slightly at him, and he smiles.

“You’re very kind to have done this for me, y/n, my dear. Let me know when I may repay you.”

You shake your head shyly, feeling yourself start to blush again. “That- nono. I don’t need that. Anything. I…I had fun.”

“As did I, y/n.” he flashes his pearly whites to you. “Seeing you so very flustered by my actions is very fun.”

As he bids you goodnight, you don’t recall saying anything back. Instead, you smiled nervously, sweating as you waved goodbye, and exited his room, your heart pounding a mile a minute. You walked back to your own, hugging yourself and reimagining his warmth again, forgetting all about going to the bathroom.

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So cute hehehe thank u for reading pookies

More coming soon!

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vivaladicamillo · 1 year

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Okay so I don’t know why but I’m just so fixated this idea? I can imagine a female reader, being the first and only girl in the jackass crew and also being apart of wildboyz. Her, Chris, & Steve-O are all attached at the hips obviously and maybe one day after filming for Wildboyz they all go back to the hotel and clean up, have a big smoke sess and it just leads to these two tag teaming her while there all high as hell? (Which btw I feel like it’s very much a common occurrence 🤭 especially if they’re in like a poly relationship)

STEVEO/READER/CHRIS PONTIUS IMAGINE

im literally so obsessed with this idea, know that chris and steve-o were so close anyways it always makes me giggle. sorry i didnt get to do this sooner i have had a kidney stone and have been super sick bc of it, welp enjoy!! this is also my first ever like actual written out smut so sorry if its absolute shit but i have the writing skills of a idiot so….

WARNINGS: cursing, drinking, talks of drugs and alcohol, and smut

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ok so u, steve-o and chris have always been pretty close

yall all met through the first season of jackass

u were good friends with steph so she invited u to go watch her and the guys do stupid shit

and ofc u wanted to participate

so u go onto set looking around for her

instead u see two half naked men just chillin, standing around

after some first awkward glances u meet with steph and watch everything unfold

everyone was in the middle of a type of field with a huge loop that ppl were trying to ride with skate boards and bikes and shit

it was actually super cool

after a few hours of filming in the hot sun u pretty much were beat

u walk over to ur friend to tell her u think ur gonna head out for today

but little do u know the two guys from earlier are also friends with steph

so the four of yall get to talking

and u learn that the one man whos tan, in pretty good shape and is now wearing bunny ears and a flower bra is chris pontius, and the other bald man wearing a cheetah speedo is steve-o

they both invited u to join them to get ihop after the shoot

and just like that a trio was born

the three of u were always together

either just chillin, partying, or filming

u guys were never apart

u were the only one out of the three who actually had an apartment

so the two mostly (basically) lived at ur house

after the seasons of jackass ended steve-o and chris ended up doing a spin off called “wildboyz”

obviously u were still gonna be with them

u do hella cameos in wildboyz

u do all the shit that the guys are too pussy to do

swimming with alligators, sharks, bears rlly anything

also when steveo didnt wanna jump off the bridge with wings on, u def did

so lets set the scene

after doing some filming in australia, the crew and u three decide to go out on the town in melborne

just doing some bar hopping

eventually the crew gets tired and drunk and go off back to the hotel room

not the three american idiots tho

u steveo and pontius are just having a grand ol’ time drinking, goofing around and just having fun

it seems awesome

until pontius ends up fist fighting with some random guys which leads to steveo also getting involved

that gets everyone kicked out the bar

after some mumbling and complaining from the two u bring up a solution

“hey lets just go back to my room, i brought some weed we could go smoke or something..”

it was a absolute yes

who says no to weed?

the three of u go back to ur hotel room and smoke 2 whole joints together

yall were HIGHHHHH

the three of u guys were just in a cluster on the cheap ass hotel rug, giggling and cracking jokes till way into the night

the thing is, when ur high, u tend to get a little touchy

so little touches on chris’ chest while laughing here and accidently touching steveos thigh there

totally innocent touches

things start to get a little intense tho

longer eye contact from chris, steve-o trying to make u laugh more

and just like that steve-o has u in a bear hug, ur back to his chest while chris is next to u guys

after u calm urself down from having a giggle attack

u look over at chris

“have i ever told u, u have a pretty face y/n” chris says

u kinda had to stop in ur tracks a bit, only bc ur surprised

“yea, ur right chris, i also never say how good u smell dude, its like heavenly” steveo chimes in

u start to get a little nervous

yea u thought ur two friends were super hot but u werent gonna tell THEM that

“yea its probably because i actually shower, unlike u two” u giggle trying to ease the tension

“im serious y/n, ur actually gorgeous, ive just never told u like out loud in person before” chris says

ur face starts to turn bright red

“guys wha-“

“aweee chris ur making them blush” steve-o chuckles

at this point ur beat red, and a little sweaty

ur just baffled bc u know all abt the type of ppl chris and steve-o go for, you the last person u would ever think they would even come close to saying that stuff too

“hey, lets put a proposal on the table” steveo says, snaking his hand around ur waist

“its been a hell of a night, why dont we end this shit off right, chris? y/n? u down?”

“LIKE SEX?” u blurt out in ur intoxicated state causing the two guys to burst out laughing

“yes y/n, like sex” chris says

welp who knew this was gonna happen

ur two best friends wanting to fuck u??? like what?? how did this happen

i mean u were already in steveos lap, having his hand wrap around ur waist as his head rests on ur shoulder and chris on the opposite side of u playing with ur hair, curling it in between his fingers

“fuck it” u say, turning to chris

chris leans in and starts kissing u

eh well not kissing

more like very drunkly making out

steve-o starts kissing and licking on ur neck

all this is making ur face bright red

and tbh making u hella turned on

u eventually crawl out of steveos lap straddling chris

he runs his hand up ur shirt and up the small of ur back, steveo then helps chris take off ur shirt and ur bra

steveo then starts massaging ur breasts while whispering sweet nothings into ur ear

u pull away from the two

“guys i really think we shouldnt do this on the gross ass hotel room floor, the room comes with a bed for a reason” you say

the two look at eachother then look at u and nod

chris throws u over his shoulder while steveo runs ahead and plops down on the bed

chris then puts u on the bed, leaving u in ur jean shorts from ur guys night on the town

chris then unzips ur shorts and looks up at ur for permission

u nod and he starts kissing down ur stomach, taking off ur jeans and panties as he does

chris starts to eat u out while u push ur back into steve-o

u go to tangle ur fingers into chris’ hair

steveo quickly takes ur wrists into one hand

“awee come one sweetheart ur giving him all the attention” he chuckles

u turn to him, not even able to make out a word bc of how good chris is doing

who knew that he could eat pussy like THAT

u lock lips with steveo and u both moan into the the kiss

chris pulls away from u

he gets up and crawls onto the bed with u and steveo

damn good thing u got a king bed with ur room

u turn to straddle steveo, grinding against him as u do causing u both to groan

u pull away helping steve-o get his pants off

u look over at chris and hes already intensely watching u too, dick in hand

bc thats just how he rolls

u take steve-os cock out of his boxers, lick up his shaft then get on top of him

u put his tip at ur entrance and slowly sink down onto him

u both moan at the feeling

as u start to ride him, u turn to chris once again and hes slowly stroking his dick, once u really get a look at it u realize how big he is

“hm what? u like what u see sweetheart?” chris mumbles in between moans

u nod, still riding steveo, feeling urself slowly creep towards release

steveo then pulls u off him

“i feel like this isnt fair, i shouldnt have to keep ur gorgeous body all to myself, thats just selfish.” he beckons chris over

“turn around” steve-o says

u do as he says, chris now on the bed in front of you

“whats wrong darling? u look like u want something, dont be shy” chris says caressing ur cheek to make u look him in his eyes

god u couldnt get enough of his big beautiful eyes

“yes..” u say lowly

“what was that? i cant hear u?”

“yes chris, please.” u say glancing down at his dick

while this is all happening steve-o is just groping ur ass

“ohh u wanna suck me off dont u?” he rubs his thumb across ur bottom lip “ofc u can, anything for u”

u lean down to his dick, putting it in ur hand and giving it small licks here and there

as ur ass is up in the air, right in front of steveos face, he pushes himself back into u, fucking u from behind

u start to take all of chris into ur mouth, moaning as u feel steveos hand reach for ur clit

the room was just filled with moans, groans, and the sound of skin slapping, steve-o and chris just making intense eye contact the whole time

“ah fuck y/n just like that” chris mumbles as u take his whole length down ur throat, gagging

steveos thrusts start to speed up quicker and u feel like ur going to cum and minute now

u pull off chris’ dick with a pop, jerking him off in place of ur mouth

“shit, im-“

u dont get to finish ur sentence before u feel urself cum all over steveos cock

steveos fucks u through ur high, pulls out and cums on ur back

then a few minutes later chris came onto ur face

after the three of u have calmed down from ur highs, chris gets up and grabs a towel from the bathroom to clean u guys up

well mainly u

after u three all get into bed and fall asleep, u cuddling into chris’ chest and steveo spooning u from behind

“man we should do that more often” steveo says

and u guys sure did

after that night u three all kinda agreed to be a thing, u recommend a poly relationship which they didnt know much about but were completely down for

they both are in love with u (and lowkey eachother) so it was a win for everyone involved

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ok hope yall enjoyed! as u can tell i cant take smut srsly at all ive never rlly written smut before at this detail level so i just kinda went with it, hope its not too bad. im also way to lazy atm to read over this for mistakes so ima just got with it, please keep recommending stuff for me to write! its very fun!

#jackass #jackass x reader #chris pontius x reader smut #chris pontius #chris pontius x reader #steveo x reader #steve o #steveo x reader smut

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ros-sauce · 1 year

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ranking every "hatching chick" emoji 🐣

Apple: 6.5/10

A tad bald, and the rendering is (as per usual with Apple emojis) a little bit much. My friend says he looks like a Smash Bros trophy. He looks well-meaning, but a bit... hollow... Cute, but he makes me nervous. I like the little crack in his egg shell.

(More under the cut!)

Google Noto Color Emoji: 6/10

Not very chick-shaped, and I'm not loving the greyness of his egg. The position of his wings is cute, I love that he appears to be hoisting himself out of the egg, but the image as a whole is so flat, and doesn't really register in my mind as an animal. He looks like a bath toy.

Samsung: 7/10

Looks more like a parrot than a chick, but it's a very cute parrot, so it's okay. Props to this little guy for having a cracked egg, I'll never get tired of it! He's the most animal-looking chick to me so far.

Microsoft: 6.5/10

An upgraded version of the Google Noto chick, really. He has the same flatness, the same grey egg, but a more vacant expression, which is actually pleasant here. The other stared into my soul.

Whatsapp: 5/10

Did they throttle him before taking this picture? He's shaped like a bowling pin. I'm upset. I like the rendering on the egg.

Twitter: 8/10

This is everything Google Noto and Microsoft wishes their chicks were. The artists over at Twitter have so perfectly captured the brainlessness of a newborn animal. The lights are on with this animal, but no one's home. I think it was a nice choice to omit his wings, the simplicity is charming. Shaped like a friend. I like the little feathers sticking out of his head.

Facebook: 6/10

She's cute, but she makes me anxious... Her eyes are so soulless. this is not a chick, this is something else masquerading as a chick. Unlike all of the other chicks thus far, she doesn't appear at all to have put any effort into hatching. I think someone else cracked her egg for her.; released her unto the world like a demon. She kind of looks like bread baked to look like a chick. TL;DR: Cute, but she'll steal your soul.

Skype: 1/10

... Scary. I don't like him. Stop starin at me with them big ol' eyes. He looks like that one coked-out bird from Animal Crossing. What the fuck? What were they thinking???

Twitter Emoji Stickers: 6/10

If you told me he was from a Farmville clone I'd believe you. I have no more thoughts on this one.

Joypixels: 6/10

He has a kind face; but that is, without a doubt, a man in the body of a chick. Get him out.

Toss Face: 9/10

asjhkgfawidjcnvdfhjbmawiofrdnfiubvmasjkcfvbndfuibjmsdjkfvbnerfiudjbmsdjkcnvsdfjkbm sdhjcfnasdiobnsdjkfnaskmbndjfkn. Cake decoration.

Sony Playstation: 8/10

So tiny!! So cute!! I want to hold him gently in my hands! He's fluffy and round, just as a chick should be; I like the thickness of his wings quite a lot. Little man I love you

Openmoji: 6.5/10

I like him!! I love how he shyly peeks out, it's his first day on Earth, so of course he's a little nervous! He definitely registers as a chick to me, I can especially picture this one pecking at the ground for bugs or whatever chicks do.

emojidex: 7.5/10

Cutie pie!! Looks like something you'd see on a low-budget but extremely charming animated children's show. They register more to me as a baby than a chick (the egg's shape being reminiscent of Vullaby Pokemon's... egg diaper thing?? is certainly the reason for this), but they're still really cute to me. Friend shaped!

Messenger: 3/10

This thing just got flashbanged. His eyes aren't even pointed in the same direction. This man is disturbed, he has seen some serious shit, he needs therapy yesterday. Please help him.

LG: 4/10

She looks like if Ming Ming from the Wonder Pets died and came back wrong. There's an eerie emptiness in this one's noggin. The smallness of the egg really isn't working for this one either; how did she ever fit in there? Upsetting. This one makes my hair stand on end.

HTC: 7/10

Very silly looking. Shaped like a friend. I love how big his forehead is, it really hammers home that this guy is a little baby. I'd like to gently stroke his head, he deserves it.

Softbank: 10/10! 🎊

Look at him!! He's just been born and he already has so much zest for life! This guy has burst from his egg and he's so excited to be here! His little smile, his raised arms, such a dynamic pose... Incredible. Softbank Chick, I love you.

Docomo / au by KDDI: 6/10

I'm personally not partial to uncolored emojis, but he's really cute. I love that he faces to the side, like he's really not sure what to do next and is looking for someone to hopefully give him some instructions.

Mozilla: 6/10

Eehhhh... This chick is a lot like Google Noto and co. He's not bad, but he's just so... flat. He looks like construction paper organized to be chick-shaped. Cute, but not bursting with life like some of the better-rated chicks on this list.

Windows 10: 7.5/10

In the words of my friend who helped me make this, this little beast is emerging from white fire, not an egg, and I welcome him. This chick is powerful. I fear what he could do, and respect him greatly for it.

#emoji ranking #emoji review

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harventheblorbo · 1 year

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hhhii i i i i i i i i,,,, i have not requested something in a long time,,, may i request a,,,, sin kiske with an s/o that's usually shy,,,, like it took a while for them to open up to him,,, i love sin sm he is my big ol fluffer boy,,, you can choose between headcanons or oneshots pls i just want sin content or just guilty gear in general

Headcannons of Sin with a shy s/o who slowly opens up!

Summary: Sin starts to date someone who is shy at first but warms up to him!

He is so patient omg. He would not care if it took a hundred years for you to warm up to him. He loves you so much and does not want to rush anything. He tells you at least once a day that he will forever stay by your side.

He loves it whenever you rant about something you love to him. He will just sit there with a sweet smile and reply whenever you want him to. He adores it when you do start to warm up to him.

He asks if you want to meet his family or friends just so that you can know his background a little bit more and when you agree, he giggles and makes plans for you.

He probably takes you places where there isn't much noise or social gatherings just to make sure they your comfortable with everything. He cares about you so much and wants you to have the best time.

His favorite activity with you is either listening to music or watching movies together. I think it's just goes along with both of you guys and probably the best date idea to him.

When you do really warm up to him, you can probably figure out that he loves either being on you or you laying on him. He's a sucker for cuddling and any shape of touch.

I think i would be lying if he didn't give you his hoodies or shirts because he thinks you look cute in them. He just loves it whenever he sees you wearing one of his shirts or hoodies. Especially if it's one of his favorites.

#guilty gear fanfic #guilty gear x reader #guilty gear headcanons #guilty gear imagine #guilty gear x you #guilty gear sin #guilty gear sin x reader #Guilty gear sin x you #sin x reader #Sin x you

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fruitsofhell · 1 year

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Elfilin is such a Kirby Character Ever. Tiny little blue chinchilla thingy with sopping wet eyes and the designers deliberately gave his big ole ears a heart shape - Also he is one half of an ancient psychic space parasite that used to blow up planet's for fun before becoming captured and so traumatized it's mind shattered. Elfilin is ok though, he's just baby.

But his other half is a grotesque slime fetus sitting in a tube atop a tower of broken dreams constantly burning with anger and despair and it's made its life's goal to recapture its other half by force to reform - But Elfilin is ok because he's friends with a demi-god of friendship and they had ice cream together and Kirby saved him from being eaten by his other half and turned back into a space war lord.

He's a fucked up character but also just a little guy, a small lil freak who just wants to eat burgers with his buddy, who is also a small little freak. They go fishing and have sleepovers.

#kirby #elfilin #kirby and the forgotten land #katfl #i already said that im so happy that despite this twist elfy was never evil #seeing characters who would otherwise be villains be treated with kindness and given second chances is kirbys whole motto #adore it so much #shut the heck up #kirby rambles

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voidendron · 10 months

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interview questions: 2, 5, 17, 18 for terrin or jen

how 'bout both? :D thank you! 💚💜

[roleplay interview ask game]

2. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

"...You're not expectin' a sales pitch on why I'm a great leader or whatever, right?" She laughs, crossing her arms as she leans back comfortably in her seat. "Uhhh.... What is there to tell? I accidentally became Commander, I'm Mando, got a bit of a temper and like fire. I was a bounty hunter feels like a lifetime ago, sick of all the faction and Force nonsense. That good enough?"

5. Do you have any role models? Tell us a little bit about them.

A wide grin stretches her face. "Well, Dad of course gotta be one of 'em. Maybe not the best role model, all things considered, but he loved me and wanted me to be ready for the galaxy around me, and I looked up to 'im.

"But, uh... For the most part, most of the people who shaped my view on things, I learned what not to do from 'em. Dunno, guess I was just bad at pickin' who I hung around as a kid."

17. Have you ever been in love?

"Of course! Look, I could be cheesy and say Torian's the only love I've ever known, bla-bla-bla, but I've loved people before. Sure, not many, but a few! Had this huge crush on a partner I had for my first hunt without Dad - about broke my nose walkin' into a doorframe when he kissed me." She laughed at her own misfortune, rubbing the back of her neck.

"But most of 'em were just flings; teenage boyfriends, a girlfriend here and there. None of 'em lasted long, even if I thought I was 'so so in love' at that point. Not 'til Tori." Her grin turns gentler. "When we started dating, I just...knew this one would be different. I knew he was the one."

18. Have you ever been kissed?

"Oh, totally - that's not even counting Tori. I've even kissed one or two of my bounties - I ever tell ya about my first solo one? Force, she's when I realized 'Oh. Well girls are hot, too, I guess....'"

2. Tell us a little bit about yourself.

With two fingers, he plucks the toothpick from his mouth and leans forward with a crooked grin. "You're tellin' me you haven't heard of the Voidhound? Well, feast your eyes on the greatest smuggler to ever live~! I can get through a blockade without a scratch, drop off a weapon shipment, kill a Hutt, an' still be home in time for dinner."

5. Do you have any role models? Tell us a little bit about them.

"Ma and Dad raised me like they'd been raised - and I guess I'm raisin' my own that way, too. So... Them?" He scratched behind an ear with a painted claw, glowering when the action pulled some hair loose from his ponytail. "Smugglers, livin' among the stars, never stayin' one place for too long, big ol' bleeding hearts - wonder where I get all that from, ha!"

"Uh... Don't tell him I said this, but I guess the Old Man, too. He pretty much helped raise me, y'know? Grumpy, sure, sure, but gives good advice and has lived way longer than any bounty hunter ever should. And he's great with the kids, Jeva loves him. Might be an old curmudgeon, but hey." He grins a grin full of sharp teeth. "We'll give the guy a pass - he's dealt with me all my life, after all."

17. Have you ever been in love?

"Y'know somethin' funny? All the folks I've f-- uh, spent the night with, I'd never really felt any deep attachment to 'em. Beryl's maybe the closest, but even her... Eh. Could never see her as more of a 'friend with benefits' type of deal. Never really thought I'd be one to settle down with one partner."

He looks away, a dreamy look falling over him. "'Til I met Kitty. Maybe it's 'cause he was on the crew, maybe it was his kiddos, that we had time to be friends and get to know each other first, I dunno. But one day I just...looked 'im in the eyes as he berated me for bein' an idiot and gettin' myself hurt bad enough he had to stitch me up, and I just couldn't look away." He leans forward, putting an elbow on his knee and propping his chin firmly over his knuckles. "And now I couldn't imagine life without 'im or the kids."

18. Have you ever been kissed?

He bites down firmly on the toothpick, offering a simple wink. It seems he figures that's suffice an answer...

#swtor #bounty hunter #smuggler #chiss #cathar #voids ocs #tales from the void #oc: ar'eonis'terrinxx #oc: jen sept #terrin x torian #answered ask #ic ask game #anonymous #long post

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halamet-chalamet · 11 months

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Helloo!!! I saw you do the mgg/dpencer reid ship, and said Why not give it a go?

I am 5'3, short fluffy brunette hair kind of gal. My friends tell me my eyes are the "dead eye" shape. They are the color Green Tail btw.

I wouldn't say I am skinny, but I am in the middle, curvy maybe, but not skinny or mid-size.

I am an extrovert, always seeking for adventure and making new friends. I am loud and energetic most of the time. I can be very dramatic, but also fairly realistic. I am like the mom friend, always talking for others and taking care. I am sarcastic and try to put humor in things. Its just how I cope. I also have anxiety, but it is not that bad now, it used to eat me alive, but now it only catches me when there is something very stressful.

My hobbies are drawing and painting. Gifted child moment here. I also play the guitar and sing. Reading is also something I like to do.

But fairly, i HATE maths and physics, also the heat.

I adore animals, I havw a big ol cat myself. I like the rain, binge warching shows and definitely sleeping..

My mom would call my style sometimes boyish and sometimes classy. I love wearing baggy clothes but I also love wearing tight clothes. Bright colors ans mute colors..

Thats all ig, I hope you have a nice day and I send you all my ❤️

Thank you for sending me all your ❤️ I’m having a nice day :) you sound awesome by the way! I’m going to do you and Spence <3

Alright sis

You gotta drag Spence a little bit out of his comfort zone to do some adventurous things with you

Let’s be fair he is in the FBI and loves the adrenaline rush

But he’s also always on the lookout being really cautious

So you gotta help him be a tad more carefree to go on adventures with you!!!

When you and Spencer get together Morgan starts calling you both mom and dad

It’s clear you’re the mom friend which just makes Spencer honorary dad friend (besides Hotch ofc ofc)

It takes Spence a little while to get used to your sarcasm but he does eventually and you guys can go back and forth forever!

Especially after all our boys trauma he needs some coping humor

He’s so proud of you for overcoming some of your anxiety

You guys can help each other!

When you’re overly stressed he’ll do a great job of calming you and your anxieties down

And it goes the other way around

You sound super caring so I’m sure you would provide great comfort for Spence after a bad case or seeing/ thinking of his parents.

Art datessssss

He wants to paint with you

Man’s wants to draw with you

He’s better at drawing because his line work is really good :)

Wants to hear you sing and play guitar!!

Gives you books he wants you to read! And loves to see your monthly book picks!

Let’s be honest here

He doesn’t understand your hate for math

“It’s vital to our very existence!” Is what he likes to tell you when you complain about math (because math sucks)

He for real hits you with random math facts at some point just to see you get slightly annoyed. He thinks it’s cute

I stand by this next statement no matter what

SPENCER LOVES CATS

He is a cat person

Looooves them

He loves your cat!! And tries to pick it up and gives you cute cat facts! *cue awwww track*

Spencer will almost never pick a show unless it’s Star Trek or Dr Who

So he sits and binges with you whatever show you’re watching at the moment

He also analyzes the characters and can predict what’s going to happen sooo easy

But he doesn’t spoil it if you don’t want him to

He’s down for your eclectic fashion

And honestly always gets a little excited to see what you’re wearing this time

Sometimes he even tries to find an outfit to match the colors you’re wearing that day

Cute couples stuff I hope you enjoy <33 you sound like a fun person!!

#mathew gray gubler ships #mgg ships #spencer reid #criminal minds #mathew gray gubler #mgg fanfiction #spencerreid #send requests!#spencer reid x reader #mathew gray gubler x reader #criminal minds headcanons #anabelle’s thoughts

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randomlyexisting · 1 year

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Paper Hearts (I signed it with love from me to you)

Aemond ‘one-eye’ Targaryen x Jacaerys ‘Jace’ Velaryon

Modern au

Part 1/2

Warning: bad writing

Soft Aemond.

Unrequited love.

Cute Heleana.

Daemyra mentioned.

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Jace loves flowers. But he’s allergic.

💐.💐

Aemond hates paper cuts. But he loves Jace.

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“You know, Even if you cut your own heart out and shape it into a flower,” Aegon snatched one of the paper roses he had finished , inspecting it for a second and then throwing it back to the table carelessly.”Our dear nephew won’t reciprocate your feelings .”

Their nephew, since a young age had a fascination towards flowers. The natural beauty of it just captured his heart. But Jacaerys learned one day, when Daemon had gifted his mother,Rhaenyra ,a huge bouquet of red roses for their anniversary ; that he was allergic. Not a pretty sight.

So his little ole self made a origami flower at school, a crappy one if he remembers correctly kinda weird looking, and gave it to Jace. The way Jace eye lit up like fireworks took his breath away and when Jace hugged him, Daemon had to pull his son away so Aemond could breathe .

Aemond always came in second in everything but he was the first to make his nephew smile so big and eyes sparkle. So he mastered in origami over the years just for him. Paper cuts were and are a bitch. But it didn’t matter to Aemond.

Aemond had years of practice of shutting out Aegons harsh words . Everything that came out of his mouth goes into his left ear and leaves his right. This time it’s about Jace. Everything is different when it’s about Jace.

His fingers freezes, along with his heart. Only for a second, Aemond can’t let his brother know that his words affected him. Aegon and Heleana were the only ones that knew of his feelings for Jace. Helaena didn’t judge him. Aegon is a different story.

“He’s too infatuated with that guy, what’s his name, Corg Stork.” Aegon snorted. Not bothering him that Aemond was trying his best to ignore him.

Aemond would really love to bash his brother head on the table. But he won’t , Heleana would get scared and she might tell Jace. He balled his fist until his knuckles turn white and the red paper crumbles in his grasp.

Aemond knew exactly who he was talking about. His nephew’s friend that always seem to be around , Aemond loathe seeing that guy. The near mention of his name with Jace’s made him see red.

Aemond kept his jaw clenched tight and shifted in his seat.

“Don’t know what he sees in that guy. He’s no Aemond Targaryen.” Aegon eyes widen comically and shook his head in false despair of feeling bad for his little brother. His lips began to curl, Aegon glances at Helena, who shakes her head pleadingly, that just makes Aegon smile wider.

“Then again, He has two eyes.” Aegon shrugs as if saying ‘What can you do’.

Aegon loves to remind him with his stupid childish jokes that he had only one eye. As if Aemond needed reminding because the eyepatch wasn’t enough. Aemond slammed his hands on the table, Aegon jumped out of his reach and a thrill runs inside him seeing Aegon eyes flash in fear as he ran behind their sister.

Aegon mumbles quietly to her ‘protect me’ and his sweet trapped sister looks at him not knowing what to do. The fucker knew he wouldn’t do anything with Heleana in the way.

Aemond simply hums ,a constant habit of his, and leaves the room.Desperately in need of air. His ear pick up soft footsteps that he instantly knew belonged to Helena .

“I snitched. Mother grounded him.” Helena smiled proudly knowing she made Aegon pay for hurting her brother feelings. Aemond returned the smile and thanked her. She sat down with him and played with a ladybug she found .

“ Aemond, don’t believe Aegon’s cruel words.” Helena broke the silence. She gave him a soft smile , in her outstretched palm stood the ladybug. Aemond accepted the ladybug, confused.

“I will tell you a secret…but you can’t tell no one,” She says timidly. Embarrassingly, he points out his pinky finger with hers.

“Jacaerys said butterfly…” Heleana whispers.

“…….what?” Aemond lift his brows confused. Is he suppose to know what that meant. Is it a code?

Helena explains to him about the sleepover that Rhaena and Baela invited her , girls only, Aemond remebers how big his sister smiled and how all she can talk about was that sleepover. Heleana didn’t have many friends. Aemond could count them with one hand. Baela , Rhaena and Jacaerys.

Helena explained how Jace and Luke ended up crashing the sleepover , Baela and Rhaena only let the both boys stay if they agree to let the girls do their makeup. Aemond tried to not sound that desperate when he asked Helena if she possibly had pictures of Jace that night.

Helena just gave him a side eye glance, and ignored his question , too invested in telling her story to deal with Aemond crushing on Jacaerys. Aemond is not embarrassed. She got to the part where Rhaena brought up the topic of boys and girls.

“Baela said that we could get any girl or guy since we were all tens… It got me confused … I’m not 10 years old ….but Jace explained and then we played butterflies and spiders with the yearbook!”

Aemond tried not to look dumbfounded at the useless information Heleana was proudly sharing but all he got was how much fun she had at the sleepover. Aemond wondered if it was her plan to distract him from exploiting of anger and doing something reckless . It was useless because Aemond is back to square one.

He felt stupid for getting his hopes up. Of course Jace wouldn’t have feelings for his uncle. It’s wrong to have feelings for a nephew. Even if his mind supply with the information about Daemon and Rhaenyra .

His guts twisted in embarrassment and felt his fingers twitch to pick on his skin.

“Here’s your ladybug. I’m happy you had a great time with Rhaena and Baela.”Standing up, Aemond brushed the dust from his jeans and hoped his voice didn’t show how he felt. Angry, embarrased, confused, stupid.

“But….”

He kisses her forehead and heads back inside and straight to his room. He jumps into bed and shuts the world out.

Jace said butterfly. What the hell did that mean. It’s confusing the shit out of him.

Butterfly. Butterfly. Butterfly.

Aemond dreams of Jace, flowers, and butterfly’s.

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Aemond decided it’s time to move on. He’s been stuck with these feelings since he was 12. And in these years Jace didn’t magically fall in love with him. His plan was to avoid Jace , except it was kind of hard since they were related and went to the same school. To prove his point right now Jace stood in front of him looking annoyingly cute.

And since he was trying to not focus on how cute his nephew looked, he had to get his nephew eyes off of him.

“Here.” Aemond threw him the paper butterfly he worked on in English class instead of paying attention. Stupid butterfly couldn’t leave his head.

“No flowers today?” Jace held the butterfly between his fingers.

“I think it’s time to give up on that stupid hobby.” It time to give up on these stupid feelings I have for you. It’s what he really meant.

“It’s not stupid.” Jace said seriously . His eyes were back on Aemond. Shit. Why were they looking at him so……..

“Hmm” Aemond went with aloofness. He shouldn’t care what Jace thinks either way.

“Thank you for the butterfly.”Jace smiled as he tugged on Aemond’s sleeve like a little child wanting attention.

Aemond cracked and smiled back at him. How can he not, when Jace is looking up at him all cute with his pretty smile. It was his first day of trying to get over him, and it was going to shit. Aemond points to the paper butterfly and tries to tell him about what Heleana told him.

“Helena told me about the butterflies and spid—“

Jace smile falls . His mouth falls open and looks mortified. His nephew brown eyes are so wide they seem ready to fall out .Aemond’s own smile vanish. Jace cuts him off ,“SHE TOLD YOU!”Jace yells again, “Oh my God!, She promised!”

“Jace—“

Jace face turn red , it quickly followed to his ears and down to his neck. Jace looked embarrass and ashamed. Aemond try to grab him , to make him look at him , to get him to explain what was wrong that Heleana told him about the butterfly and spiders.

But Jace just runs . Aemond loses him in the crowd of other students. Jace was short so he could easily hide.His own face turn pink when he realize people were staring at him, probably when Jace screamed.

Aemond gave them all a glare. Maybe it’s a good time to leave. His shoe steps on something making him stop. Aemond takes a step back and peers down . He crouches down and picks up the butterfly . Jace dropped it.

“What did you tell the poor guy to scare him off? Your feelings for him?”Aegon pops out of nowhere, staring at the direction where Jace fleed, resting his elbow on Aemond shoulder.

Aegon should’ve graduated by now but he flunked all his classes.

“Aegon, brother , if you don’t learn to keep your stupid comments to yourself , I will literally murder you.”Aemond pushes Aegon off of him and throws him a menacing glare.

“Oh ,ok ,but for Jace your all sappy and nice but to your older brother —-”Aemond pretends to throw a punch making Aegon flinch “Sorry!” He screeches.

He pretends to not hear Aegon mumble behind him,’Anger problem much?’.

What the hell was that? Maybe Heleana was on to something. Butterfly and spider. He had to investigate. Aemond thought.

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Next part will be in Jace pov.

Sidenote: Thoughts?? What do you guys think butterfly and spider is ???? It’s a game but what game?????

Do you guys think Jace has feelings for Aemond or nah??? Thoughts on Heleana lowkey judging Aemond for being too thirsty???lol

#jacemond #aemond targaryen #jacaerys velaryon #jace x aemond #aemond x jace #aemond x jacaerys #jaemond #house of the dragon #hotd #jacaerys x aemond #soft Aemond #aemond been giving jace paper flowers when he could’ve bought fake flowers to avoid paper cuts #aemond is a simp for jace #and jace hasn’t noticed #Heleana just trying to help her brother out but he playin

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thisisnotthenerd · 1 year

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c3e54 thoughts and musings/liveblog

pre-episode

who are we going to see today? i’m hoping for laudna, ashton, and orym so we can get a good look at what’s going on closer to the blast site, see the guests, and follow up with some of the npcs that we don’t yet know about. team wildemount bells has had a fun time and they’re at a relatively same and comfortable place right now--having released umudara, they don’t have any super pressing commitments. that being said, based on matt’s tweet, whichever team is present is working with sketchy history--that could hit chetney, but also ashton. this is the big backstory arc for both of them.

wherever they are, whichever half of bell’s hells is present, it’s going to be tricky to navigate.

pre-break

okay it’s team wildemount bells. anyway. missing team mom friend hells. i’m feeling more of an rp episode, maybe shopping?

edit: i was wrong.

yay for cool parades. royal recognition like i expected--this is their luxon-bright queen moment.

sending still isn’t working--maybe message instead? it’s transmutation, but maybe the distance aspect is really what’s being regulated.

deanna’s house! i love it! deanna & imogen bonding! the room arrangements and little character interactions. it’s lovely. the completion of the tonal change of being away from the solstice planning.

do aeormatons dream of electric sheep? christian created this character to be in platonic love with deanna and tell fcg the world is round. Humanoid legs???? a child??? embedded in their body??? spiritual hug? the eyes glow? i was meant to protect this boy! omg frida i love you. finding the old programming and using it as a source of hope and something to tie back to.

fcg’s power of friendship. aeormaton bonding. i’m excited to see where sam and christian go with this from here--the mortifying ordeal of being known in your dreams and sharing in the experience of finding someone who you identify with uniquely is so cool to explore.

deanna’s breakfast. all of the time they spent in her home. this is shaping up to be fun and very silly, with lots of shenanigans coming--i can feel it. good ol’ drixlitch (dick licks) & oltgar (old fart), and macaroni retconned to parmesan

we found santa! he’s sad! he’s lost the meaning of winter’s crest! he’s oltgar dredagon! All of the petty nonsense is so good. i feel for oltgar, and i do hope that this works out for chetney. D&O’s seems like a predatory business relationship, and i hope that they have a chance at getting rid of drixlitch. also, the ‘war wound’ & brand of castigation combination is so funny.

post-break

battling again! a few things to consider: swarm tactics from the bugs, and the objective of keeping the worm in its larval stage. really highlights the guy’s idiocy--anyone could have popped a dispel in the store at some point and then where would you be. i’m assuming the bug is guaranteed to die before the enchantment goes up, unless they’re just releasing the firebugs on the populace when the enchantment fades.

lots of fun tactical moves: imogen with telekinesis, deanna’s blindness & dawn, all of the snares, the flyswatter, good uses of feats and mechanics from christian, and that crucial polymorph from fearne that turned into just a hilarious slaughter. that’s the second beast bell’s hells has released based on something fearne did.

meanwhile all of them are looting. by my count they have a bunch of the toys, lots of quality wood, the paperwork, enchanters’ gloves, and two boxes of extremely angry firebugs, as well as 400 platinum in payment.

edit: i somehow forgot that frida straight up walked out with a chair. just right out onto the street. i have to assume they’re still carrying the chair as team bells heads to the citadel.

they came into uthodurn, immediately started their time there with the procession and of a divine bull. then proceed to have some crazy aeormaton interactions in dreams. the next day, as they are on their way to a noon appointment with the diarchy, they just casually walk up to chetney’s old place of work, defeat a bunch of released bugs and a transformed baby worm, find out about the child labor scheme the owner was running as well as other general bad guy nonsense, and then loot the place for supplies. chetney then reconciles with oltgar, a guy he’s held a grudge against for the entire campaign so far, and successfully intimidates him into leaving uthodurn and becoming exandrian or at least wildemount’s santa, who has a shithead and okay list instead of naughty and nice.

all in all, lots of shenanigans, very funny episode, and some real callbacks to the origins of chetney. my prediction for next episode is that they meet with the diarchy and generally finish their pressing business in uthodurn. the episode after that, i think we’re looking at a return to laudna ashton and orym. maybe. it depends on how they want to apportion their episodes based on the break week and guest availability.

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yukikorogashi · 5 months

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"HO HO HO!" In comes the boisterous laughter of ol' Saint Nick following his timely appearance with a not so gentle kick of the door that's in his way — no, wait a minute... Santa Claus doesn't wear an eyepatch. It's the Mad Dog of Shimano, Majima! Hopefully a little Christmas magic in the form of the big sack of presents hung there over his shoulder distracts lil' Itsuki-chan enough from the obvious. That and the whole get up he's got going on, complete with a fake beard and everything. This costume sure wasn't cheap... But! That's neither here nor there. "MERRY KURISUMASU, Itsuki-channn!!" Arms spread wide as he stands there grinning at her, he eagerly waits to deliver the goods he's got in his bag. ♥

✨🎄MERĪKURISUMASU!!! 🎄✨

... SANTA WASN'T REAL... As Itsuki had been rather cruelly told, quite some time ago. The person behind such a cruel act remaining burned into her mind for the years to come, no matter how hard she would try not to remember them.

That once sparkling part of herself long since carelessly dropped and shattered on the ground itself (Perhaps even accompanied by an almost mocking "Oops."). Had thankfully been pieced back together later on into some a little more durable, but no longer as shiny or smooth.

And seeing one too many DRUNKEN GUYS IN RED SUITS would only further cement this CRUSHING REALITY. It didn't matter whether it was day or night, you would eventually find one of those bros laying around on the streets themselves, or hollering their butts off and causing an awful ruckus. And then to make matters worst, Itsuki had even heard that there were SCAMMERS that would dress themselves up as him. Further desecrating this pure and wonderful image that was SANTA CLAUS, ugh...

... And yet, despite all of that, just like the rest of Christmas itself, Itsuki would still remain deeply fond of the concept itself. Especially when it still brought the JOY and EXCITEMENT she once had to so, so many other kids. Still pleased to see well meaning grown ups (Be it parents, or those ones at shopping malls) who genuinely wanted to keep that DREAM ALIVE, as they made sure that these kids would be allowed to believe in it all... for just a little while longer.

And honestly, the same goes for Itsuki. There were some days when she would speak with kids way younger than her at her grandmother's store. After they had made a purchase of some kind (Like saaay... some SANTA-SHAPED COOKIES that they would specially be selling during that period), it was with a small grin and nod that Itsuki would tell them that Santa himself will enjoy them, when he visited them that night to drop off their gifts... Though, if there were some naughtier kids, Itsuki also couldn't help but take that chance to 'warn' those ones. That they might probably already be on the NAUGHTY LIST, if they kept up with their shenanigans~

With all of that said, Itsuki would be told by her grandmother to close the store a little earlier that night. With her only relative saying that she would be out playing Mahjong with some friends, she would be left to a rather quiet (But at least peaceful) night up in their apartment upstairs.

With a hot chocolate (With whip cream and sprinkles on top, as a much needed treat!) nursed between her hands as she relaxed beneath at their kotatsu table, Itsuki's eyes were glued to the little television. For now, just watching some Christmas Special she had found on there... until she would hear some rather INTENSE FOOTSTEPS coming up the stairs outside...

~ HO HO HO! ~

Itsuki couldn't hold back her startled squeak, as she was met with a rather unexpected sight. Nearly spilling her drink, at that kick to their poor door, as she gaped up at the man who had decided to pay her a visit on this night.

"S-Santa-san..." In a flash, her once shocked if not awed expression would brighten up to one of ABSOLUTE GLEE. As laughter would bubble past her very lips and fill the room itself, Itsuki had to rest her head down over the top of the kotatsu, as she laughed and hugged away at her sides. "Oh mah god..."

Eventually, she does clamber out from under that table, as she quickly approached the man who was still standing rather grandiosely at the open doorway. Actually shooing him in a little, so that she may close the door and not let anymore heat leave the room. Her neighbors must have also likely brushed off all these sudden, loud noises as nothing more than the usual festive ones for this season-- as annoying as it must have been to some of them. And so thankfully, wouldn't come to check up on what was going on here.

"Dat eyepatch makes ya look so cool!!!"

Itsuki had to throw her arms around his waist, once she had returned to his side. Giving it an affectionate squeeze, as she felt a similar sensation around her own beating heart then. Still giggling away, as she pressed her cheek into the dark red velvet of his suit...

Gosh, it was just like him too to go all out, huh? This was possibly one of the most expensive looking SANTA SUITS she'd ever seen! And while it didn't do much to disguise the bro's already very striking appearance, the look honestly suited him!

"O-Oh wow... ah can't believe ah finally git ta meet 'im~!" She would grin up at him, now standing back a feet or two. As she placed her hands behind her back. "Ah must'a been real good this year, huh?" For him to go through all this effort and trouble just for her was the sweetest dang thing (And was that entire sack of gifts all for her???). And HECK YEAH was she gonna play along with all of this while she was able to. To allow herself to believe for a moment that Santa truly did exist... "Ah got lotsa milk an' cookies fer ya! If... ya wanna stay fer a lil' bit... pleeease?"

Though, she suppose that he does.

@maddestdog ❤️

#(IM CRYINGUAWHEUAWHEU MAJIMA YOU ABSOLUTELY SWEETIE!!! TAT <333)#(To do all this for her-- omg how I YELLED when I got the notification for this)#(OH TY BBY TYSM FOR THIS WONDERFUL AMAZINGFUL ASK!!! 🥺)#❄️ The FLOWERS OF MY DREAMS ;; YAKUZA VERSE ❄️#❄️ MAJIMA GORO ;; Because I have you in my HEART SUPPORTING ERRY MOVE ;; MADDESTDOG 💛 ❄️#❄️ ASKS ❄️#maddestdog

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asherashedwings · 5 months

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MORE MINI MUSIC MEN DESIGNS

I actually made these when I was last in the fandom, but I never got around to posting them then, so I'm posting them now! Like last time, they’re each based on a different kind of spider :3

More info on each under the cut !!

Brazilian Wandering Spider

This big guy is based on the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Also known as the Banana Spider. Also known as the Armed Spider- These guys just have a ton of names. Anyways, I made him extra big and beefy since they’re one of the most venomous spiders and therefore rather intimidating. This is also the reason he always has his bitey bits out. He is very passionate about his job as vent security, and so is always prepared to fend off intruders. He's rather calm around the other music men, however, since those are friends.

Fishing Spider

I got the idea for this one whenever I saw the fishing spider mentioned in a cave exhibit. My main idea was pirate, and he was probably friends with Foxy and might’ve even been part of his crew. Also, after making him I realized that his palette is very similar to that of the mlm flag. So he’s gay now, it’s canon.

That’s about all I got on this guy.

Crab Spider

This one’s based on a crab spider :3

I tried to incorporate flowers into her design, since flowers are a huge part of crab spiders’ existence. I made her abdomen a super weird shape due to the unique shaped that crab spider abdomens tend to be. I imagine her entire abdomen acts as a wind, since she doesn’t have a traditional one.

That’s about all I got.

Ogre Faced Spider

Ogre Faced Spiders are one of my absolute favorites, so I just had to include one eventually. One of the ogre faced spider’s most noticeable features is their big ol eyeballs. I was struggling with thinking of how to incorporate that trait, but then I realized: COMEDICALLY LARGE GLASSES.

Bro probably has a bunch of stolen books he keeps in the vents. He’s read all of them at least ten times, but he still loves them greatly.

He is also a pro at cat’s cradle (a refence to the fact that ogre faced spiders hold their webs in their front legs and use them as a net to catch prey.

The Orb Weaver Twins

These two are both based on different kinds of orb weavers. I've already made a yellow orb weaver music man, but because orb weavers are such a diverse group of spiders, I felt it'd be a disservice to not include more.

The one on the left is based on a Spined Orb Weaver while the one of the right is based on a Horned Orb Weaver.

They are the little siblings of Yellow Orb Weaver, and often hang around "The Scary Spiders" (Brazilian Wandering Spider, Black Widow, Brown Recluse, and Trapdoor) and even look up to them. This is the reason they have their masks; they want to appear more intimidating so they can be like their scary friends.

That's all the music men from this batch, but I doubt this is gonna be the last of them. It depends on how long I stay in the fandom this time, but I have plans to make designs for spiders like the six eyed sand spider, the peacock spider, the wrap around spider, and maybe even more if I can think of ideas for some other ones.

#fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf security breach #fnaf music man #fnaf mini music man #ashedwings post #ashedwings art #im prolly forgetting a tag or two #I'll deal with that later if so #ashedwings ramble #the last music man post got that tag so so does this one #Wingz!Music Men #Ruins Rebuilt au

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blazedrawsstuff · 2 years

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Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Ghouls! Monsters of all shapes and size, allow me to introduce your Master of Scaremonies, the darling of HorrorLand: Horrley Emcee! Hope you've got your tickets ready.

Horrley Emcee

Daughter of the HorrorLand Horrors

Parent

The HorrorLand M.C

Age

Killer Style

Mom says when it comes to my style, I like to bring the show with me! You see me in my "circus chic" look and you already know that I mean big fun and big thrills!

Freaky Flaw

I may look all "fun and games" but you do NOT want to send me over the edge, cause I'll make sure you go down that edge with me!

Pet

The one and only, the humongous hamster himself: Cuddles! And I do mean humongous! Big as an English Mastiff! He wasn't always like that, until he got into the Mad Labs' science experiments that is...Boy did I get a mouthful from mom when she found out.

Favorite Activity

After a long day of school and helping out at the park, there's nothing I love more than kicking off my shoes and watching some good ol' game shows on The Monster Channel. Say, have you seen the Raw Deal? It's quite killer!

Pet Peeve

No pinching! Read the sign bub! Not only is it really rude, for us Horrors, it's worse than getting burnt by your fresh-from-the-fryer funnel cake! Heck, back in the day, pinching would make us go Poof! Woosh! Gone! Flattened just like a balloon.

Favorite Subject

Physics! Up, down, and all around, it's what makes things like roller coasters such chilling thrill-rides!

Least Favorite Subject

Journalism. Personal gripe, but I oughta smack the guy who said "any publicity is good publicity", when sensationalist headlines accuse of your theme park of "unsafe rides" and "unsanitary food", in what world does that fit the category of "good publicity"? Take it from our PR department: The world of journalism like a pit of lying, attention-seeking vipers

Favorite Colors

Green, black, red, and purple

Favorite Food

If you're visiting the park, I recommend getting the "Scaries Goo-bilee", it's three scoops of pistachio ice cream, drizzled with gooberry sauce, and topped with die-licous gooseberries. Mmm mm mm! Dare I say, it's to die for!

Friends

Jaclyn O' Lantern (OC, BFF)

Gooliope Jellington

Personality

Horrley's personality reflects that of the park itself. Fun-loving, bubbly, energetic, and oh so theatrical. She has a very showman-like demeanor, and is overall pretty hammy. She has a rather tomboyish and sassy side too, often using slang terms like "bub".

However she does a aggressive and beastly side to her, especially when pinched or otherwise irritated, and can occasionally get physical. She also does have a habit of holding grudges against others, such as journalists. There are also times when she is gets overdramatic over little things.

Trivia/Additional Information

Horrley's name is based on the name "Harley" combined with the word "Horror" Her last name, "Emcee" comes from the term MC, which means "Master of Ceremonies".

Her favorite food is based off the ice cream seen on the cover of the Goosebumps 2000 book: "Return to HorrorLand", with the gooseberry toppings also referencing the respective series, as well as resembling the green slime often associated with said series. It's name is a pun on the ice cream flavor "Cherries Jubilee"

Horrley's relationship with Gooliope isn't just because of similar aesthetics and themes. Freak du Chic occasionally does shows at HorrorLand!

Her hairstyle was based off of Pinkie Pie's from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, specifically how the curls were drawn.

Her birthday is October 25th, which is the day the first part of the "One Day at HorrorLand" two-parter episode of the Goosebumps TV series was aired on Fox Kids. This makes her a Scorpio.

Horrley's headcanon voice is Katie Crown who voiced Izzy from the Total Drama series. A series, which just like the Goosebumps TV series, was produced in Canada.

#monster high #monster high oc #monster high fanart #goosebumps #goosebumps fanart #horrley emcee

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i do not remember (or, i guess, know) much about final fantasy exceptt watching my dad play ff13 because he wanted to show me how cool it looks anyways i wnated to ask you about. the little cactus people. if they are people? their faces always look like :0 how do you feel about them i think theyre neat (and i hope they arent actually really annoying in gameplay or something) your posts about final fantasy reminded me how nice it was to watch my dad play that game and have no idea what the hell was going on but he was having fun which is the important part

heehee those are the CACTUAR

theyre funny little low level enemies out in Thanalan so i dont think people think about them much anymore but theyre super cute I think. they're also the mascot for the game and universe's Casino, the Gold Saucer, and theyre called the Sabotenders

there's also another version of them on another planet in this game called the Gigantender, and one of them is fucking. spicy hot red because it's a special kill mark, and their head has SMALLER CACTUAR shapes on it. this is the maliktender and me and my bestie love this big ol bitch that when he met up with me and moosh and spotted it in the distance we both RAN to it

theres also a cute questline to get the cactuary minion where you have to find a zombie's three cactuar friends and my favorite bit about it is you find a cactuar friend of his bathin in a hot spring under a waterfall. its just super cute

you also learn my favorite blue mage spell 1000 NEEDLES from a cactuar too. idk why this is my favorite blue mage spell and its not really an interesting fact but i love sharing it :]

OH AND MY BESTIE HAS A MINION OF THE GIGANTENDER. AND YOULL NEVER GUESS WHAT ITS CALLED.

MICRO GIGANTENDER

overall; cactuar are super good. theyre also in WORLD OF FINAL FANTASY which is a video game i really love and they make me laugh because theyre the shitheadiest enemies where theyll jump you for a fight, dodge your hit, and then run away when its their turn. literally the funniest thing ever. kiss your

WAIT I FORGOT THERES ALSO MOON CACTUAR. THE LUNATENDER!!!!!

this is the killmark like the maliktender on the moon ^ known as the lunatender queen. shes so beauty. and her little commonplace guys the regular lunatenders who pose all day v

you can also get TWO!!!!! minions of these guys. one is the prince lunatender (i own) and the ROYAL lunatender (i own)

also not really related to the cactuars but there used to be a crafting ingredient called the lunatender blossom that people were hiking up in price like nuts on the marketboard and so i went in and undercutted them to make their day worse and so whenever i see the lunatenders i smile so wide

overall (AGAIN): we love the cactuar. the lunatenders. and they love you

#i need to play a ff game thats not woff or xiv. yall got recs out there

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