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webshood · 1 month
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The way we finally got a Damian and Jason cover, but the whole "Can Damian learn from Jason’s mistakes? Or is the reflective mask of the Red Hood doomed to be a mirror held up to his own future?" thing, just makes me want to puke
what if I k*ll myself in front of the DC editorial building
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randomhead52 · 1 year
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This is the most graceful handling of being stabbed in the back I have ever seen.
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snakeredbirdbatkatana · 7 months
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Hi I just saw someone defend Tarantula ha ha ha I need to buy a gun wtf
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foxghost · 7 months
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keiranan · 6 months
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I'M BATMAN (as said by this uquiz)
I do need help tho.....
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dutchessofcaladan · 4 months
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"Died of illness offscreen"?! THAT'S THE BEST SENDOFF YOU COULD GIVE TO VULKO?! YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! HE DESERVES A BETTER SENDOFF THAN THAT AFTER ALL HE DID FOR ARTHUR!
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zoethehead · 7 months
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In light of DC being dickheads.
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sardonic-sprite · 9 months
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Just watched Under The Red Hood all the way through and I am Unwell
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cessmaga · 9 months
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I will claim them as my original characters, maybe some of their characters related to them, I don't care if it's impossible or actually owned by dc, they're mine now, so I declare halbarry as canon 🥰🥰
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redhalmao · 10 months
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Headcanon: Bernard and his relationship with Ferris Bueller's Day off.
I just think much of Bernard's highschool personality could be described as slightly toned (a bit more socially nervous/more popular obsessed) down version of Ferris Bueller. At least that's what I think it is because it has been a while since I have watched that movie.
Anyway, that train of thought lead me to think of how Bernard would totally would watch that movie in middle school and think it's the coolest shit ever. Especially when it's like his father's favorite movie as teenager.
(I know so many white collar/conservatives people from the 80's loving that movie.)
Historically speaking the 80's is when the corporate office jobs are in the rise (aka the rise of conformity) and progressive ideas that were built in the 60's and 70's started to die down.
I can totally see Bernard's father clinging on to conservative cultural shift and having that movie as some sort of nostalgia. At the same time I can see Bernard picking up on that fact thus using 80's movies as a way to bond with his father. Although Bernard would also use that time to remind himself how disgusted or disappointed if his father actually knew who he was.
The only time Bernard feels like he is making his father proud is being that cool American boy from the 80's. So Bernard talks about social cliques and being obsessed with girls. (Especially with the unattainable girls.) The only time he lets himself shine is when he recites these little theories of the myths/rumors of Batman rabbit holes that he would find in the internet, but only with those he feels close and comfortable with like Tim and Darla. Although a small part of him itches to join with his mother with the cooking instead of drinking beer with his father or when he hangs out with Tim and he wants to hold Tim's hand.
The persona worked for a while, until Louis E. Grieve Memorial High School shooting and the death of Darla happened.
It shook Bernard to his core and he had to hastily picked up and glued his Ferris Bueller persona back together. Lucky he pick it back together just in time for Darla's funeral, but Tim wasn't there and the burn of his father's stare reminded him he couldn't cry.
Bernard tries to forget that he lost his friends, Tim and the perfect American dream of a highschool experience with them. Throughout his remaining school years of his new private school, he is a little bit jumpy.
It shatters again when Darla comes back a completely different person and a new name.
I think at this point Bernard would be so tired about his persona because he is acting for so long and it is draining.
Darla coming back as Laura is like the slap in the face of everything he lost and as he tried to have her stick around by joking to be her manger, she leaves him again.
So at that point Bernard says fuck it and destroys his Ferris Bueller persona along with his father's love, car and sanity with it.
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paigeoforacle · 1 year
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Fuck you, Screenrant.
They made an article about Babs's Semblance in the RWBY crossover (where she is Batgirl cause of course) and the article ends with "this proves that, forever and always, she will be Batgirl" and I just want to.... gugh.
Here. See for yourself.
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DC - Announces animated Crisis on Infinite Earths
Me - I literally do not fucking care about this fucking bullshit anymore. I know god damn fucking well that Reign of the Supermen Conner is not going to fucking appear in it. In fact, they will likely only feature the YJA version of him in it if any version at all, just to hammer in the fact that they consider that version superior and are GLAD that they killed off Reign Kon and refuse to ever bring his design or personality back no matter what. The only characters from the DCAMU that DC wanted us to care about where Damian, Raven, Clark, Bruce and John Constantine. Caring about anyone or anything else is wrong in there eyes, so why should I expect anyone but those guys showing up in that movie at fucking all.
Fuck DC.
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damtroy · 1 year
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jason todd is a gay man btw, and not for roy. Roy is bi for dick and jade. Also the n52 outlaws sucks. Hope this helps🫶🏼
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snakeredbirdbatkatana · 8 months
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Titans Tower sorta pisses me off on one hand yah they are brothers so whatever siblings try to murder each other.
The thing is, that wasn't what DC was going for they weren't brothers they weren't attempting to make them brothers why is DC so ok with excusing child abuse.
I am a Red Hood apologist till the day I die. It was shitty writing same with Batman these are supposed to be heroes or anti-heroes I love Red Hood protecter of women and children the ones who need help.
Yet we have Batman beating his children and I guess that's the problem with heroes because parents are supposed to do anything to protect their children be it killing or dying for them and then we have Batman who has a hoard of children and yet he would sacrifice their safety and protection for the good of the city.
The Joker needs to die but not just cause he is a horrible person but because Jason can't feel safe I am sure every night he wakes up screaming remembering the person who clipped his wings is still out there. I have seen a lot of people on here say Batman can't kill and maybe he can't but no child should have to be terrified and their parent do nothing.
I know realistically parents suck but come on we love the heroes who will do anything to protect the people and how can you call yourself a hero when your child is terrified and you then chose their abuser over them. I know Jason could kill the joker but wouldn't you be terrified to have to kill the person that destroyed your life and know that your father would hate you for it.
Fuck Batman that's not a father, ok he doesn't want to kill the Joker give Slade the contract ask Ra or Dames Mom he knows a hundred people who kill let your child sleep at night.
But that's the problem they wouldn't be hero than would they at the end of the day this is why I like Deadpool, Red Hood even the Punisher cause they would kill a rapist or help a child but the heroes wouldn't. They would burn the world while the hero would let you.
This is what they wrote I don't hate any of the characters and fanfiction exists so we can change stuff but I just wish some of the people who create the comics would sit back and think hey this is fucked maybe we should make it better. No let's excuse it all just like in real life.
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ratuschatter · 2 months
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One day I will be obsessed with character from a good story, with a good and complete character arc, that some  fandom people won't shame me for loving. But this today is not today
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silveragelovechild · 1 year
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