#fuck the message seriously

[evanbi-ckley]

Lou Ferrigno Jr, the man that you are

don't mind me, I'll just be in a puddle on the floor for the rest of my life because of this 😭

(I couldn't afford a video on Cameo but the messaging was in my price range, and I'm so incredibly happy I went for it)

#lou ferrigno jr #911 abc #911 #tommy kinard #but seriously what other actor would respond with this kind of message?? #sir you have a forever fan i'm so fucking serious #personal #jules speaks #lou ferrigno jr cameo #child loss mention

[jamietwat]

Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead

And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all

Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best

Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”

And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”

And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with

#Also a possibility: Jamie not signing out of his and asking Roy what he thinks of #guys and when Roy is like stop that why did you make me a Grindr profile why are you swiping on guys and even if you were WHY that one #And Roy’s trying to get the phone out of Jamie’s hand and when he does Jamie’s like stop that’s my account let me swipe #on him I was just trying to find out what kind of guys you’d be into before making yours 😔 #+ Roy being so critical of Jamie’s taste in men like him??? seriously??? because the idea of Jamie messaging any of them bothers him #I may turn this into a RoyJamie fic at some point or possibly RoyJamie that has Keeley later too #Obviously Roy’s brain obsesses over Jamie’s Grindr profile and what he may or may not be doing with it just as much as he obsesses over #Jamie in general after this and he’s stuck trying to figure out how to casually bring it back up to him #(Spoiler alert: it’s Roy so it absolutely won’t be casual and yet Jamie won’t care that it isn’t at all #) #Jamie would GLADLY be the one fucking around with Roy but he’s also out here advocating for Roy to fuck in general #RoyJamie #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Ted Lasso #Mine #Grindr fic #Putting that there for when I come back to this because I have a lot of thoughts #Once again I refuse to reread words and edit rn so I’ll just be bummed about the errors later

[butterflysonnets]

yes i'm rooting for m*leven breakup because byler is neat but mostly? i'm rooting for m*leven breakup for the sake of el and mike.

to me, their romance was always a puppy love born out of a combination of social pressures, naïve curiosity, and a lack of true understanding regarding intimacy and romantic love and what it really is. it was real in that they do truly, deeply care about each other and they are close friends, maybe even shared an attraction, but a maturing romance is so much more than that. they've grown up and out of being boyfriend/girlfriend, and that's okay! i think television/film needs to show more often that most of us don't have definite "soulmates" or first childhood loves that we spend our whole lives with. it doesn't mean these relationships meant nothing and didn't impact us, it just means they've run their course and that something else is in the cards, and this is part of life!

i've always felt el was at her best and most confident self when broken up with mike, discovering who she was and what she liked alongside another girl her age instead of just relying on mike for mentorship on how to live in the real world. she deserves more of an opportunity to find herself, her autonomy, and her independence, and to love who she is, and she's made it clear she's felt insecure in the relationship with mike because she isn't being loved and understood the way she wants, needs, and deserves from someone who is her partner.

also, it's okay if mike doesn't love her in "the way he should". he is not obligated to love her romantically and stay in a relationship with her just because she's a girl, because she "needed someone", or because he cares about her a lot. he shouldn't be pressured into a romance if it's not truly coming from his heart. he deserves freedom to find out and honour who he is, too, instead of just staying in his non-functional first relationship — one he got into as a child, essentially — and defining himself that way because it's what's expected when a boy and a girl are close. he loves her in some way, yes, but it's okay if he doesn't feel comfortable or secure being her boyfriend anymore, for whatever reason that is. he's felt insecure too, and that's valid and it matters.

they are their own people and are steadily growing and changing every day. they need time to figure out who those people are, and it's become clear (at least in my opinion) that those people aren't meant to be a couple at this stage.

they deserve freedom. they deserve to grow up and be authentic to themselves and not feel like they need to lie for the sake of a relationship. they deserve to move on from this version of their relationship that isn't making them happy and rekindle the best part of their bond: their strong, beautiful friendship. they don't have to be a couple if it doesn't make them stronger and better and happier people.

i think it would be healthy and wonderful for a show, especially one consumed frequently by young adults, to show a relationship starting, progressing, and ending on good terms in this way. sometimes things don't work out, and that is okay.

#eve text #elmike #stranger things #byler #only tagging byler because i feel like yall will like this take lol #tagging tagging tagging WHAT ARE EVERYONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS #god i can't believe i'm making a post about stranger things. this feels like poking a bear #i'm not particularly anti m*leven but like... they'd have to do something pretty special at this point for me to feel like it's viable #i'm seeing the bts of s5 and it's got me Having Thoughts #elmike friendship is something i am so passionate about #even before i ever liked byler (didn't ship at all until s4 even though i knew it was a thing before) i've felt this way about elmike #i always believed they were close friends at heart and needed to break up #the romance part of them felt very distinctly young and very much “he was a boy she was a girl” to me #and it hasn't deepened into anything more mature and i don't see how it could based on the current state of the writing... #the fact that lumax exists — a young relationship that is actively maturing and is healthy — makes that clear to me #and the “love confession” in s4 and how disingenuous and miserable it felt was just the nail in the coffin #also the fact that will (who is IN LOVE with mike) was instrumental in making it happen? ... uh... okay... interesting choice… #fucked up and reductive if they make it another queer unrequited love sacrifice for the sake of pushing the heterosexual agenda YUCK #so i really hope the speculation about a m*leven breakup is real!! i think it just makes sense for their characters but who knows #i don't believe in the notion of love at first sight or one true love and i think the writers don't too??? #love to me is an accumulation of experiences and we inevitably choose it at some point rather than fall into it... but idk #tv is so fixated on keeping couples together... sometimes it's just not reality guys especially with young people... LET IT GO... #like i said though i'm not 100% sold that they're going to give up their “golden couple” LMAO #stranger things hasn't historically subverted too many tropes if i'm being honest #anyway i seriously need this season to come out quickly... i'm so bored and getting my master's is crushing my soul #i need frivolity #ALSO btw i won't respond to hateful messages about this so please don't bother. it's not that serious. this is a netflix show

[kingkatsuki]

Could you imagine Bakugou getting a letter from a kid while he’s at his agency? And like he only ends up getting it by accident because usually his team deal with his fan mail and reply with generic responses, add a printed signature at the footer and sometimes if people are lucky a signed photograph.

But this particular morning he’s running late into the office because getting up on this bitter winter morning was difficult, he’s striding into the building and manages to pick up a pile of mail for him at reception that he thinks is important. Finally taking a seat behind his desk as he opens the bright red letter on top, as he realises that it’s in fact from a fan.

And as he reads the letter he finds himself smiling down at it softly as it talks about how Dynamight is his favourite hero, that he hopes one day he’ll have a quirk as strong and powerful as him, but for now he’s quirkless. Going on to talk about his school and how he’s getting bullied, but if he had a quirk as good as his favourite Pro he’d be strong enough to fight back. And the letter ends with the kid asking Dynamight if he’ll come to his school for a show and tell this Friday because he can’t think of anything cooler than Dynamight.

And there’s just something about this story that resonates with Bakugou, and hits a little too close to home. Smiling softly as a picture drops out from behind the letter, a colourful drawing of what he assumes is him and the kid. A crude stick figure with chunky green gauntlets that look more like watermelons as he shoots explosions into the sky. Picking up the phone in his office as he asks his receptionist to cancel his plans for the Friday that week.

And it starts Bakugou actually opening his fan mail himself, of course he can’t get to all of it— but he tries. He instructs his team to deliver it into his office so he can read through as much as he can.

#… and this is exactly how he ends up getting a letter from us #that probably includes some risqué pictures #but he definitely messages us back👀😂😂😂 #no but seriously just imagine him showing up??? #and the kid is genuinely shocked and in awe because he didn’t think he would come #and all the other kids were making fun out of him because there’s no way Dynamight is coming for a random ass kid #but he does… #and the kid had just prepared to do show and tell with his Dynamight action figure #but now he’s got the real fucking thing??? #and imagine Bakugou in his 40s and suddenly this kid is fresh out of school with a strong quirk and wants to be his sidekick? #I’ll sob #soft bakugou

[lynnbutlertron]

hii sorry im too nervous to comment but i just wanted to say youre doing gods work with your globox and rayman art and youre so right, it makes zero sense that theres little to no content of them together 💔

OH ANON THANK YOU SERIOUSLY. I AM SO GLAD YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE im new to rayman and upon realising that i am genuinely the first person to take them seriously i thought there was like. a reason no one shipped them. like i was overstepping some evil line in the rayman fandom and the rayman fans were going to come get me in my sleep or smthing.

SO THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! i just think theyre silly to be honest and playing rayman with my buddy and watching rayman content is so much more enjoyable with the raybox lens on. im really enjoying getting into these games and learning more so expect more art of them once i learn more !!!!!!!!!!!

Here just for u anon a doodle i forgot to post!!!!^__^

#ask #rayman #globox #raybox #no but seriously my buddy and i have spent like #fucking AGES scouring the internet for SOMEONE to actually be talking about them in anything other than a friend light #WE LOOKED SO FAR. AND SO WIDE. #so i decided fuck it Im doing it myself #mwuhahaha #i love entering fandoms and fuckign things up #also dont apologise for being nervous !!! this message was so sweet thank you so much :)

[welcometogrouchland]

Stephanie Brown and Dick Grayson: I Am Going To Be A Good Parent To Pass On The Good Parts Of My Tumultuous Childhood/Give Someone Else What I Didn't Have Growing Up

Vs

Damian Wayne and Cassandra Cain: You Could Not Pay Me To Be A Parent For Fear I Would Continue The Cycle Of Violence

#dc comics #stephanie brown #dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #ramblings of a lunatic #don't ask me about tim jason or duke idk what's going on there #Tim can't even make it to college unimpeded his ass is NOT entering fatherhood #you could do something really interesting with Jason as a father but it'd either have to go hard into the 'jason healing' route- #-or the complete opposite direction and go full on 'repeating the cycle of violence' fucked up #and either way it's gonna be divisive #i recently found out (bc i skipped batman and the outsiders) that duke's dad is some kind of immortal entity???? what in the fresh hell #I'm not saying it can't be cool I'm saying I'm. so goddman surprised it's never brought up by ANYONE #i know duke doesn't get his flowers in fandom but SERIOUSLY. WHAT? #ngl i can't say for sure that i don't like it bc i haven't seen the execution but. instinctually i prefer his og backstory #it just felt more grounded and linked to his setting? his whole thing is being the light and pushing batmans message further- #which is already hard for some writers to work w bc depending on interpretation that's the territory of like. 5 other guys in batfam #but duke does it in his own way with the whole working the dayshift angle. idk am i the only one hung up on the eldritch daddy thing? #bc i simply can't imagine the thought process behind that #anyway I've been thinking about the bit in robin 2021 where damian says he's never having kids. he's so real for that #he loves both his parents deeply and that series made that clear but MAN he is not passing on all this mental illness to anyone #and then i thought about how badly steph wanted to be a mom even as a teenager despite her own shitty parents #how she wanted to give someone else more than she had growing up (HOPE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A THEME FOR STEPH LISTEN TO ME) #and she ultimately gave her kid up bc she knew she couldn't give that to them at the time #oouughhhh. then i just figured that dick and cass are roughly the same in their estimation of parenthood #cass had a horrifically abusive upbringing and insanely isolated life til recent- #-all of which was due to/contributed by the parental figures in her life minus maybe barbara #i think I'd love to watch cass act as a mentor (she was a bit of a peer mentor to Steph and got along well w maps in Batgirls) #but it's hard to picture her as maternal. big sister yes. mother no. #dick is soooo dad shaped it's unreal. just as much as he is brother shaped. especially after everything with damian

[ssreeder]

Hii! I was super bored last night so I did a quick drawing of the meditation scene in chapter 14. I was struggling at drawing Zuko cause of the way he sits. He’s described as sitting “lotus position” I looked that up and it looks so uncomfortable. That’s why I’m team #CrissCrossApplesause. Anyways I hope your doing well!! :)

AWWWWWE OMG I LOVVVEEEEE IT!!!! Haha Aang & Momo in the second picture are adorable, and Sokka’s little “I love you” face at Zuko is amazing. Thank you for this it seriously is made my day!!

#oh & ummmm hellloooooo everyone #sorry I have been so MIA the holidays tried to murder me #seriously I love the holidays I’m so cliche I love the songs and the lights and the activies #I look forward to it! #then it comes and I feel like it hits me like a fucking bus and then drags me through December #so yeah I had to take a step back and conserve energy #BUT HELLLLLOOOOOO IM BACK #& I will be coming with a new chapter asap #like this weekend asap #I pinky promise #& it’s like 30k!! #haha kill me #anywayyyyy thank you all those who sent me concerned asks or messages #or asks wishing me well and happy new year I love you all #you’re amazing but I’m not going to post any of them because hello hi I’m fine :) #im not quitting liab or anything pinky promise hehehe #OK SO LIZY MY LOVE THIS IS AMAZING #I SWEAR I PEEKED AT TUMBLR AND SAW THIS IN MY ASKS AND SQEALED #I also got lotus style from Aang in canon but shhhhhhhhhh he’s a cross cross applesauce truther #my neutral Aang haha #he’s funny next chapter #I think he’s funny at least #sokka doesn’t #but sokka doesn’t find anything funny so forget him #I love Sokka’s face in this #& the ‘I know what you are’ #seriously though dolls would love to know what he is cause he’s CONFUSED #maybe some light reading will help him understand #im sure it’ll go great #:D

[justaflatbitch]

IMPORTANT PSA.

Do not call a trans woman a sissy.

It is demeaning, invalidating and disrespectful.

Stop it.

#important #stop doing that #transgender #transgirl #seriously someone messaged me asking if i wanted to be their sissy bottom. #fucking no #stop

[awakenthebeing]

HI HI OKAY I’ve been thinking about this for ages but as two pink fellas I think Piepoe and Fakette would get along very well <3 Fakette is my little fake Noisette, she’s not malicious at all she just wants to be like Noisette, she loves fashion…. She would look at Piepoes bow and go “wow! !!ytterp s’thaT” im just mentally ill about both of them ough

NO BUT I SAW THIS LOVELY CREACHER AND JUST HAD TO DOODLE HER!!!

Forgive me if any details are incorrect though-!!! But ARGHHH her design is so sweet and friend shaped and they'd FOR SURE BE pals/get along well!!!! Pink and kind creachers!!!

#seriously IDK what it is about that fakette design but it is so JUST. SOFT. I LOVE HER!!!! #holds that creacher!!! but that aside!! thank you for sending in such a lovely friend and message!!! #wholeheartedly agree that they'd be pals.. Piepoe would bake her a pie!!! #sending SOOO much love your way!!! make sure to rest and drink water and eat food...!! take it easy!! thank you again!! #💓💖💘💖💖💓💘💖💘💖💓💖💘💖💓💖💘💖💘💖💓💖💘💖💓💖💘💖💓💖💘💖💓💘💖💖💓💘💖💘💖💖💘‼️‼️ #Piepoe arts #OH AND forgive me if i completely fucked up the sizes for your gal. i realized halfway through making this that i made her huge #(compared to piepoe i mean !! since she is also a large gal) #if she is actually very small please forgive my size error... ‼️‼️🙏🙇‍♂️

[artemisiatridentata]

I just finished reading Fourth Wing after picking it up because of all the hype, and because I love dragons, and... I have to say it's the worst book I've read in quite a while lmao. the dragons were its only redeeming quality

#seriously not worth it y'all sorry #not tagging the title bc i don't want to rain on other peoples' parade #it just was notttt my cup of tea at all #if you like a court of thorns and roses you might like fourth wing. personally I hated ACOTAR for a lot of the same reasons #mainly: language and writing style that clashed painfully with the supposed genre #(fantasy characters saying shit like 'Holy. Fucking. Hot' and 'looking respectfully' and 'vibes' is just NOT believable lmao) #plus the characters and plot were very shallow! nothing was fleshed out! nothing made me *care* abt the characters! #the worldbuilding had sooo much potential but nothing was really explored and it felt so slapdash! #idk it just felt like a YA smut/romance remix of ACOTAR/Shadow & Bone/Divergent wearing a fantasy trenchcoat #it did have a lot of potential but i'm sorry to say the author did not manage to pull it off. :/ #oh well. at least the dragons were cool as hell #books #anti fourth wing #if you want to read my more coherent review just message me and i'll give you my goodreads info

[holocene-sims]

ursine subplot: vacation!

birdie maxed out all the music skills for her lifetime wish and reached level 10 of the music career, so i awarded her a trip after the twins aged up to YA!

actually collin was supposed to be a WA explorer for his gen but i forgot he and claudia got the STUPID DUMBASS IMAGINARY FRIENDS AND THEY CORRUPT MY TRAVEL EVEN WHEN I LEAVE THE DOLLS BEHIND

#ts3 #the sims 3 #sims 3 #ts3 screenshots #ts3 gameplay #simblr #holocene.png #hlcn: ursine legacy #fear not i finally downloaded nraas retuner so i never see an imaginary friend ever again #they were cute when i was a kid and i didn't care about game corruption LMAO but not now! never again! #also idk if that happens to anyone else but seriously they fuck up my game so bad #even in gen 4/5 someone somewhere still has one and they trigger errortrap messages every day

[np-c]

soukoku soulmate au, where whatever you write on your body will show up on your soulmate's body too, but Dazai wears bandages and Chuuya wears gloves so they don't soulmate-communicate usually, but if they really have to? they draw on their faces

#the level of communication: a passerby looked at me weird -> my soulmate has an important message for me #for funsies they take it very seriously and don't fuck around with it #(they probably did when they were teens and it was a total disaster and they mutually agreed to treat it very seriously since then) #the only exception: Dazai sometimes draws a heart on his cheek #the only other exception but of a different kind: Chuuya takes off his glove for a sec to draw a heart of his own then puts glove back on #soukoku #bungou stray dogs #soukoku headcanons #soulmates #bsd dazai osamu #bsd nakahara chuuya

[tanjir0se]

Just found out that in the Netflix ATLA, during his Agni Kai with his father, Zuko…fights back. He fights back. They just couldn’t resist having their cool little action sequence so they have him. Fight. Back.

The original Agni Kai scene is fucking heartbreaking to watch especially as an adult because it’s so clear that Zuko is just a boy, a boy so different from yet so devoted to his cruel and abusive father that he falls onto his knees and BEGS not to have to fight him. He’s not violent, he’s not angry, he’s a boy trying desperately to get approval and love from a man who probably isn’t capable of either. It’s one of the greatest Zuko scenes in the entire show because it so beautifully and heartbreaking tells the audience—WHO ISNT EVEN ROOTING FOR ZUKO YET—“he’s not like his father. He is not your enemy”

BUT NO LETS JUST COMPLETELY THROW THAT IN THE GARBAGE BECAUSE OOOO COOL FIGHT SCENE

FLAMING HAMMER EXPLOSIONS UPON THE NETFLIX EXECS FOR ONE MILLION YEARS

#I CANT BELIEVE ANYONE CAN SERIOUSLY WATCH THIS AND EVEN CALL IT ‘OK’ #fr if watching it inspired you to go back and watch the original for the first time good for you you’re exempt from what I’m about to say #ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING STUPID????? #atla #I AM ONLY THIS MAD ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I JUST WATCHED THAT EP OF THE ORIGINAL #AND CRIED MY EYES OUT #but like. how are we meant to root for Zuko if he acts just like his father #it’s so clear in the original that he’s not like him. they give us a REAL villain in zhao early on #so we understand that Zuko isn’t the bad guy #but how is that message supposed to stay with us if Zuko acts now and has always acted just like his father??? #no we NEEDED Zuko not to fight back because we needed to see him make a choice his father would not have #we needed to see that he was abused and disfigured for the sole crime of being compassionate and soft hearted #IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE #Netflix atla #NETFLIX WHEN I CATCH YOU NETFLIX

[chloeseyeliner]

what the fuck??!

why is uni filled with so much drama?

i just want to study, work, exercise, figure out how to handle my finances and what to eat, sleep, write fanfiction that's never going to see the light of day, walk with nature surrounding me, be grumpy inside because the bus is over-crowded, take part in research, repeat.

why?

i can't do this.

i really hate drama. i have never been involved in it. ANY TIPS? 🤡🤦🏻‍♀️

#don't mind me #was just about to sleep because i have to run errands tomorrow #and this girl i posted about two weeks ago who i hanged out with today just. #seems to hate me??? for some reason #and i hate it #like i said before #i know when i fuck up #and i actually consider myself a quite mature persob #and she seems to genuinely enjoy herself today #and she laughed at my jokes and all that #so i thought we were friends again #and then i come home and i do some work #only to find a message from her an hour later #saying to not make fun of her #and now she is posting weird stuff on instagram??? #what is happening #what is this #can't she just... talk to me? if any of this concerns me? #i am sorry #i am not playing the victim i just have been rejected by friends quite a few times because i was too quiet #and now that i finally talked and had feeling conversations (regarding her feelings i mean) and thought we were okay #someone is about to reject me again? #god. #my best friend still loves me so that's- quite selfishly- validating #and my other friend who is friends with this girl likes me too #and they are wonderful people #anyway #vent post #seriously don't mind me #i just cannot stop thinking

[ronearoundblindly]

just what i fucking needed for motivation--

ANOTHER serial unliker that I get to watch live during my first good night of writing in months.

thanks, universe!!!

very helpful

😭

#ro rants #seriously why #why would you do this if not to purposefully send the message that you actively consume content with no intension of support???? #look there's bad tumblr etiquette with reblogging and shit AND THEN THERE'S THIS #this is worse #much fucking worse for the record

[kalaidosnail]

When they were 8 years old, Jonathan Sims watched one of their bullies die at the hands of the Leitner known as Mr. Spider. They found themselves unable to share their experience with his grandmother, instead delving into whatever books he could find to soothe their mind. This led them down a path which eventually found them with a small notebook in his hands, scribbling down notes as he scrambled through abandoned buildings, poking Artifacts with sticks. After being saved once or twice by a disgruntled Gertrude Robinson, they continued to investigate, becoming a sort of ward of many of the Avatars of London. He observed the process of skin burning on many afternoons spent with Jude Perry, trembling but ultimately standing still, wide eyed, drinking it all in. They learned how to spin a baton and balance on a tightrope while Nikola Orsinov clapped delightedly at his efforts. Annabelle Cain herself helped him find closure and peace after they confided in her what had happened with the Leitner. Many others would ask after his well-being, sending them birthday gifts and dropping by with treats the one time they became sick with the flu. Gertrude, reluctant as she was to let a child be claimed by a Fear, helped him forge a connection to the Eye, and taught them how to hide from James Wright, then from Elias Bouchard. Now, they have found a position as her replacement, the Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute. 

   How will they manage to handle their grief for Gertrude, evade Bouchard’s schemes, diffuse political tensions between the Avatars, and wrangle their trio of disconcertingly attractive and devastatingly mischievous assistants? 

Well, for once in his life, he really just doesn’t Know. Should be interesting, at least.

--

In other words, I've decided to do a chatfic. Kinda. Jon knows how to use a phone, that's it that's the premise.

#polyarchives #tma #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #also im titleing it using tom cardys mixed messages #also i dont care if this doesnt make sense fuck you theyre friends #but also #crack treated seriously is my favorite genre #this is so serious #rip to anyone who knows anything about any other wip ive alluded to or said i would work on #but #ive been having a Day alright #my brain tends to take on the thinking that fits whatever im reading or watching #and ive been watching hannibal while reading john dies at the end #so go ahead and imagine the gorey cannaballistic completely detached from real life circumstance hellscape my brain looks like right now #dunk that in glowstick fluid #then tell it to fight for its life with the nails on its hands and the teeth in its mouth #and leave it alone in a house for three days with a grade determining paper due in a few days #also another thing is going on but yall dont need to hear about that #im not sorry #psa if a teacher asks if you want to do a competition to demonstrate natural selection #they probably dont intend for you to fight your classmates hand to hand no holds barred #and you should not begin mentally preparing to keep getting back up no matter how much it hurts #but i did a great job at fishing for junk food with a makeshift lasso made of old coats and i have a pack of doublestuff oreos now #and its all mine #so get fucked kyle