#funny incorrect criminal minds quotes

[drreidsphds]

Derek: Why am I not a banana?

Reid: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, I think it would be pleasing for you to know that humans share 50-60% of their DNA with bananas.

Derek: Really?

Reid: Yes, really.

Derek: That's cool.

Emily: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than most? Not fair.

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

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[lilliejareau]

Emily: Reid is NOT allowed at my 2nd funeral. Bitch just told me I'd be having an open casket to 'be sure'.

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[sucker-for-emily-prentiss]

Emily: When I first met you I didn’t like you.

Derek: I’m aware of that.

Emily: But then you and I spent some time together.

Derek, getting excited: Uh-huh?

Emily: It did not get any better…

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[criminalmindsfanantic]

Reid: Time for plan F.

Rossi: Don’t you mean plan B?

Reid: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Derek: What about plan D?

Reid: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Emily: What about plan E?

Reid: I’m hoping not to use it. JJ dies in plan E.

Emily: Absolutely not. Plan F it is!

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[whoisspence]

prentiss: if i die my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever

prentiss: and everyone here is invited !

morgan: did you just say "if" ?

reid: great... the only party i've ever been invited to and she might not even die

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[elsie-talisman]

…

Emily: when was that?

Morgan: do you remember when you came back from the dead?

Emily: no?

Morgan:

Morgan: do you remember when hotch had a beard?

Emily: ohhhhhhh… yes!

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[multiverse-of-fandom]

Misinterpretation

JJ: *bangs pen on table, frustrated* ARGH! Dammit! Emily: Don't do that! What would you feel if I banged you on the table? JJ: Emily: JJ: I...I don't know how to answer that.

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[dcvidsrossi]

Emily: What am I most afraid of? Hmm, let's see...

Reid: Global warming. And getting a ‘B’.

Rossi: The phone ringing in the middle of the night.

Hotch: I'm too much of a perfectionist.

Rossi: Aaron, this isn't a job interview.

Hotch: Oh, man. Job interviews.

Morgan: Nothing.

Reid: Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?

Morgan: No, I don't like them. They're shifty.

Will: Losing JJ.

JJ: Aww. Hotel bedspreads.

Will:

Penelope: Never getting my driver's license. Or getting one but the picture sucks.

Emily: Dying alone.

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[tumblebumblebee-63]

This is how it went, right?

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[drreidsphds]

Derek: I really don't think you should drink any more coffee today.

Reid: no. coffee cures depression.

Derek: I don't think that's how it works-

Reid: More espresso, less depresso.

Hotch: Facts.

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Spencer: Y/N and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Y/N: Sentences.

Spencer: Don't interrupt me.

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[bucker3911]

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[sucker-for-emily-prentiss]

Reid: Hostage or not, it’s nice to be held.

Hotch:

Hotch: Are you okay?

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[criminalmindsfanantic]

Rossi meeting the team for the first time: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Hotch, watching Penelope screaming, Derek trying to set a sleeping Emily on fire, JJ sprinting across the bullpen to stop him, and Reid choking on air: I don't know either.

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[criminalmindsgonewrong]

doctor: what are you using as contraception?

emily: the doc martens and combat trousers weren't enough of a clue for you?

doctor:

emily: im not using contraception

doctor: oh you really need to be using contraception

emily: haha. no i don't

doctor: of course you do. even if you're using the old fashioned method, or the catholic method-

emily: believe me, doc, nothing about what i'm doing is catholic

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