#funny isnt it

[buneok]

i consider myself a romance enjoyer i’ve always liked reading fanfics about my fav ships and i made a whole oc because i like 2 fictional men so much but in my personal life i think i’m pretty aromantic 😭

#funny isnt it #i never wanted to label myself anything because i am Attracted to people physically i guess but like #idk … the thought of having a partner makes me uncomfortable like it doesn’t feel right #and i don’t like physical affection outside of the occasional hug #i just want friends #i’m still not gonna label myself anything bc i don’t wanna put myself in a box #cuz then if i one day feel things that are outside of that box then i don’t wanna have a whole identity crisis #anyway sorry for the extremely personal rant me and my friend were just discussing this

[moondane-lovers]

Just got all of the crystal reblogs queued up, HOUGH

I’m back to full time work in about 2 days after being laid off for a few months so I’m going to possibly be less active so expect more reblog games as a way for me to keep interacting when I’m super tired. I do heavy duty cleaning work so yeah.

#yes i am in a way a janitor irl #funny isnt it

[squidinksoda]

leaked fnaf 2 screenshot

#fanart #my art #fnaf #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #plushtrap #fnaf vanessa #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's movie #vanessa afton #this really isnt funny at all

[the-kipsabian]

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#you can just tell me im a bad writer. its okay i will accept it now #im really just tired and sad and i dont know what to do. im exhausted of trying with this #its just. whatever. i just wish people would at least tell me that i suck but i guess i generate so little traffic they dont even notice it #funny isnt it #i tried. i did. i got out of my box for nothing. i tried to do nice things for the community. that failed too #im just. nothing. over 15 years have taught me absolutely nothing. i dont know how or why #just. yeah. i think im just done at this point. i just wish someone would have told me sooner #night is an absolute mess on main

[isnt]

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#isnt #funny #memes #laughs #meme #funnymemes

[minionsunclee]

Blarmy!

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #fhjy #d20 fhjy #fig faeth #gorgug thistlespring #adaine o'shaughnessey #fabian seacaster #kristen applebees #k2 #british kristen #heaven gained a real one today …. #the blimey intervention actually made me scream it was … it was crazy #the stuff of legend #also had to draw the party people ❤️ #and gorgugs little comment #ive seen a couple of posts about it btw i see it more as a look how far weve come #like remember when we died to the corn cuties? well now were in the sky about to die from a bunch of fucking dragons attacking us #isnt life so funny

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[wazzi2ya]

Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #radioapple #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #appleradio #duckiedeer #has this one been done yet #bonus point for the poison apple joke #also isnt it funny how luci still says by god and stuff like that. like in the show must go on #cant take the heaven out of the fallen angel and so on and so forth

[candelasobscura]

please enjoy this eastern grass owl. owls are so important to me please observe him

#photo cred: pinterest #guys this isnt my owl i dont have access to an owl #its just a funny guy i found on pinterest 😭 #eastern grass owl #i love owls!!!!! #owls

[thetimelordbatgirl]

The police in Scotland have the chance to do the most funniest thing right now.

#anti jk rowling #jk rowling #come on grant her wish #though imagine seeing laws coming in to deal with hate crimes #and just instantly throwing a childish style bigot fuelled tantrum #cause you wanna keep being a bigot without consquiences #its all freedom of speech until theres consquiences for said freedom of speech #and of course her fellow transphobes are trying to say the truth isnt a crime...what truth? transphobia??? #it counts as a hate crime now not sorry if your in scotland #enjoy getting consquiences for your bigotry #also shout out to someone saying it'd be funny if they only did so they could raid a literal castle #i too think there's at least someone on the force itching to do that

[weaselmcdiesel]

i was being so so so real when i said id make more katnep comics

#but this one isnt funny. >:) #it's SWEET #my art #fan art #homestuck #karkat #karkat vantas #nepeta #nepeta leijon #katnep #karnep #nepkat #i am not used to limiting my palette im still experimenting! #i hope the colors i chose arent stupid i think theyre nice #if no one can tell what's in the poster it's the miniature tigers album poster #idk i thought maybe shed like it idk #also if it's hard to read kk's apron it says #cull the gastrotechnician #ummm this is an au where they live together uhhhh and also trolls have beds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #idk

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

what a year the past seven months have been

#random thoughts with grace #my edits #taylor swift #tayvis #joever #funny #guys.....this may be my best ever post #i have spent so many hours making this #i started last week and then had to keep adding shit to the end flsjkdsklf #also shoutout to everyone who is in this as well as everyone who isnt #you're all the funniest people i've ever met #thank you for the wackiest year in all of swiftdom #i genuinely cant wait for next year

[emeraldsummers]

Sometimes I remember that the only reason Cas is canonically a weirdo even by angel standards is just because Misha, the first onscreen angel, made the acting choice to portray angels as inhuman and eerie, and then all of the subsequent angel actors just ignored that and portrayed the angels as regular people.

#misha: stares unblinkingly at jensen and puts on a funny voice. everyone else: yeah nahhhh #so much of the acting choices on that show were “idk i felt like it” like was there even a director????? #spn #supernatural #castiel #misha collins #this isnt an actual critique or anything its just funny #also weirdo is being used affectionately i love cas to death

[cozymochi]

no doubt an obvious and low hanging fruit joke to do, but, it wouldn’t leave me until it was visualized

Ko-fi

#my art #deuce spade #jack howl #twisted wonderland #twst art #‘Cozy Kozyochi McMochi thats your 3rd drake and josh draw over this week! dont u know it isnt funny anymore’ #to that i say….. eh probably but i cant come up with art worthy to be stolen on pinterest or wattpad #also jack is the hardest guy to draw i see why the devs never do it either 😩😩😩😩

[doofazoid]

i headcannon that (one reason) Bruce changed his name was due to the way he grew to hate how JD said it, as well as the feelings he associates it with in the present.

#sorta like a deadname hahahahhaa isnt that funny #sneak peak at my vacationer ocs #trolls #digital art #trolls band together #art #trolls fanart #fanart #doodle #dreamworks trolls #trolls bruce #comic

[cemeterything]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

#🐉 #unsanitary #this isnt a moral judgement im in the trenches here myself its just funny that one body fluid gets pretty privelege #it doesnt even smell better than the others after a point. unless you like the stench of roadkill.