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pt-disconnected · 3 years

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The Player was... relieved. That had been a very close call. Although there was a bit of concern, something felt wrong. But... despite that feeling, they couldn’t put their finger on it. So they kept moving... though, they weren’t sure where to go. So, they went the one way they figured had any benefit- the path to, and past, the stadium. As they walked, they heard a faint screaming- and they chuckled lightly. It wasn’t a problem- that screaming was Kris and the others “solving” the puzzle on the other side. Though right now, the Player was facing an equally problematic puzzle... seemed like both paths had their challenges. Though this one was riddled with them. And what really made the Player steam was that it was a block puzzle… like the ones Rouxls would make, except far more intricate and… non-Rouxls-like. “Why. Why did they have to take this kind of puzzle, and make it so gaddamn CONFUSING...” they mumbled, under their breath. They kept pushing the blocks, one space at a time, in the way, out of the way... on switches, off switches... and soon it finally solved.

Only for another of those puzzles to stand in their way, much to their annoyance. But, there was something off. As time passed, the Player got this sense of... worry. They felt like they were running out of time. But they knew that they had to be fine. They had to. ...Right?

No. There was something missing. And they knew it. The Player started making a mad dash to the stadium. Forget the puzzles, they already had something to worry about. As they ran, they pulled up a console. They remembered what they were missing. And they had only a short time to set it right. So they had to do something about it.

Even if it meant changing something.

The Player typed frantically, writing code line by line as they maneuvered their avatar to the stadium... slowly, but surely, they were making progress on their task. The code of this world was... complex, if anything. Some of the most well-written, yet massively detailed coding they had ever seen. It seemed like strings of DNA, and in a sense, it was. This code was literally the lifeblood of the world it upholstered, but they knew that certain edits would be... disastrous.

So they decided to make the singular edit they desperately needed. This code was fragile, after all- only in emergencies could they make the effort to do this. It took a long time and there was no room for error...

Meanwhile, the inhabitants in the game were yelling at them... or, their avatar anyways. They were skipping past puzzles, maneuvering through areas with a sort of grace. And yet it was anything but graceful as they stumbled through the path- the stadium wasn’t far now.

As they burst into the stadium, the whole group turned and looked at them. Kris, Susie, Ralsei... all of them. Even the King looked in surprise at the intense look of determination on the new appearance.

Silence. For a full minute there was silence. And the Player made use of every second of it, typing away on the console of theirs.

“...Th- that... what...”

Ralsei was the first to say something... before being cut off by King.

“There’s ANOTHER ONE?!! Grrrrah! You lot are miserable, bringing friends to get you out of your problems!”

Kris stared, mostly in shock, but Susie was the one to speak. “We don’t know who this freak is either, so don’t assume we brought him... her... uhhh... them? Grh, this is already confusing.” she said, starting in an annoyed shout before trailing off into confusion.

This led to the King having an opening, with the group distracted. So he took it- but aiming for the Player as opposed to the group. “I am not dealing with a second one of you! Get lost, foolish Lightner!” he shouted with rage, as he made a mad dash toward the new arrival.

Reflexively, the typing paused, and the Player maneuvered out of the way- pulling their character from the location suddenly and sending the King barreling into the wall. Once he righted himself, he glared at the new ‘Lightner’ with a rage like no other. “How- how did you...!! You...! Rrraaaagh! You little-”

As the Player finished coding, something materialized in their hand. Something familiar- to both the King and Kris alike.

“Wh- where did you get that?!”

The Player returned the King’s glare as the question reverberated through the room, everyone now looking to the item... and the King was especially angry, but it didn’t seem... fully directed at the Player.

With this, Ralsei and Sareli both took this chance to pacify the King, putting him to sleep as he mumbled one last thing.

“I don’t… understand… My Knight… why did… you lie..?”

And with that, the King fell in a heap to the ground, snoring loudly.

It should have been a time for celebration, with the events of the battle unseen and the path to the fountain cleared. But there were far more questions than answers- and Susie was the first to ask one, brandishing her signature axe and pointing it towards the Player.

“All right, chump. Just who do you think you are?”

And finally, Part 4 is complete- apologies for the extended delay. At first I was considering having more time shenanigans, but I think it’s time we have some real story. We can do more time travel stuff down the road- there will be opportunities for it. But for now, I think some things needed ironed out… Part 5 shouldn’t take too awfully long, because clearly there’s work to be done.

Regardless, we’ll just have to see where this goes. I know lots of people are curious about interactions, and yes, I am getting that done, but the majority of the reason I did this was because Kris didn’t get the 52 Pickup from Knight/Gaster since there was no Game Over. And that was a big part of the story, since not only did it help gather the cardpeople but also distracted King long enough to be pacified. So yeah, there's your reasoning. Hopefully this part wasn’t too short, because I feel like it is…

Hopefully you enjoy this part of PT: Disconnected, despite whatever errors I'm inevitably going to see and be internally upset about regardless… and I'll hopefully see you all soon!

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#undertale #deltarune #lynxgriffin #paper trail #pt-disconnected #52 pickup making problems #why must things be so complicated #writing this is making my head hurt #but I’ll do it anyways

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another-stark-sub · 3 years

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sex in a car with tony for smutty saturday, please?

whenever I think of sex in a car, I think of paps by @letsby or that one set of headcanons by @txnystarkimagines cuz whoo boy those are both hot. Anyway... 18+ stuff ahead!

Tony had bad experiences with being a passenger in a car. So, he always drove himself when possible. Plus, he felt a sense of pride driving himself to parties and public events. He especially took pride in escorting you out of his car to the waiting crowds.

And once, for celestial-themed party, your designers collaborated with each other. The angel and the devil costumes. Tony refused to be the angel in couple. So, while Tony had a tux personally made with tones of deep red and ruby accessories, you were dresses in white and silver

And when he saw you in the full outfit for the first time, he took off his sunglasses to take you in. A light grey evening gown that seemed to be draped over your body. A slit showed off not just the silver heels but your legs and parts of your thighs. A belt mimicking chains wrapped around your waist. All of your accessories, from the earrings to the anklets were silver.

“Ready?”

Tony put his sunglasses back on. “For what?”

You laughed and kissed his cheek. “You look wonderful.”

“I know.” He held out his arm to escort you to the car, and as he drove to the event, he wasn’t sure if he hated the designers or loved them. Because your thigh slit was clearly visible from his side, and everytime you moved, the silken, silvery material moved too, giving him a sneak peek as to how your body would look when it bends and arches.

God, his pants were tight.

“Tony?” You reached for his hands. He hadn’t realized how tightly he was holding the steering wheel. “Is something on your mind?”

He let out a laugh, short and a bit nervous. “Nothing you need to worry about now.” He took a deep breath and tried not to think about how your dress was riding up as you turned to look at him and how your dress moved again, and god you would look so good squirming underneath him.

“If you’re feeling sick, we should stay home.” You pressed the back of your hand against his cheek and forehead. It was hot under your touch, and you grew worried. “You’re burning up. We can always send a donation and a video.”

“No. No, this is an important event. We can’t miss it.”

“If you’re sick-”

“I’m not sick.” He glanced at you, which was a mistake, because you just looked so gaddamn cute worrying about him. Your chest rose as you took deep breaths, bringing even more attention to your chest. So soft. He knew how soft, too. Did you know that you were teasing him?

“I’m not sick,” he repeated. After shaking his head, he made an unexpected left turn.

“What are you doing?” you asked, clearly confused.

Tony swerved into an empty lot before leaning over the console and kissing pulling in for a kiss that definitely ruined your hair and maybe your underwear.

When you pulled away to breathe, you couldn’t voice any of your confusion before Tony pushed his seat back and helped you into his lap. This time, you did catch him staring at the way your dress moved along with you.You laughed a little. “Seriously?”

“Seriously.” He rocked his hips into yours, and you gasped. Did this dress really get him that hard?

“Tony, we’re gonna be la - oh god.”

Your boyfriend didn’t have to use his silver tongue to convince you. He just had to lean forward and start kissing the side of your neck. “What was that about being late?”

“Shut up.” You kissed him again, pulling him closer to you by the collar, while his hands wandered your waist, bunching up your dress past your hips.

You concentrated on pulling his cock out of his pants, while he focused on repositioning himself and you for optimum fucking.

That’s when he noticed the red underwear. “Oh, what do we have here?” Tony gazed up at you as he expertly played with your clit.

The sudden stimulation made you moan which turned into a giggle. “Thought the outfit needed a little bit of the devil in it.”

“Mm, don’t worry.” He nuzzled his nose against yours. “You’ll get the devil in you soon.”

It didn’t take long for you to push aside your underwear and for him to sink his cock in you, eliciting a good moan from both of you.

Too mesmerized by how you looked stretched open for him, Tony wasn’t the one to start moving. You were. You rocked yourself over his cock. While you couldn’t fully pump yourself up and down his cock, the little friction you got from rocking and grinding combined with Tony’s groaning and comments on your beauty, it kept pushing you closer and closer to the edge.

It was when Tony grabbed the back of your head and kissed you that you finally came around his cock, and it only took a few pulses around him to push him over the edge.

The afterglow wasn’t as comfortable when the two of you are bent in odd positions in a small car, bit you were still enveloped by each other’s warmth. That was enough.

It took a few moments for the two of you to fix yourselves and get back in your seats.

When you looked in the mirror, you sighed. “My hair.”

Tony laughed. “Just let it down.” He helped you remove the pins from your hair. WIthout your hair pinned up, it looked natural.

You laughed and wiped off the smudged lipstick on Tony’s lips and cheeks. “There we go.”

“How do I look? Sinful as ever.”

You hummed. “As always.” You pushed your hair back. “What about me? Angelic?”

“As always.”

You were late to the party, but it was worth it.

#tony stark smut #tony stark x reader #tony stark headcanons #mcu smut #mcu x reader #mcu headcanons #smutty saturday #female!reader

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honeypirate · 3 years

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Training Exersise

Bakugou Katsuki x Reader

Second year of UA

Readers quirk is working with energy, when it’s used it it looks transparent purple and sparkly. Unless they are using it see surroundings then it looks like ripples in the air.

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When Mr. Aizawa called out the pairs for the first training exercise of the semester you cursed under your breath. God damn it. GOD DAMN IT. of course you had to be paired with Lord Explosion Murder. The one guy that just irked you. The one you couldn’t get along with since you met him when you transferred to the hero course end of first year.

You sent a glare towards Mr Aizawa and he laughed, he LAUGHED and it made you even more annoyed. “Oi. Nerd. You’re lucky to be with me” he says as he walks up behind you. You scoff and roll your eyes “let’s get this over with” you stalk off towards the west side of the arena where you were supposed to wait until you heard the signal that the battle started. The whole class split in pairs will be going after the same golden flag hidden somewhere in the middle of training ground beta.

“What is our strategy? and I swear on your life if you say your only plan is to” You do air quotes with your fingers “ “kill” and “blast everyone” else away then i’m going to sit my ass down on the ground and not help at all meaning you’ll automatically fail because of lack of teamwork” he barks out an angry laugh “you’re such a pain in my ass I should break your fingers. The biggest extra of them all” you glare at him as you reach your mark “you’re on thin ice Bakugou” you say through gritted teeth and he rolls his eyes. “We’re going to work together dumbass, but most importantly you’re not going to get in my way” you just laugh and fold your arms, looking down the street as you wait for the signal.

Once Hizashi’s voice sounds through the speakers you both are off, he’s pushing himself faster with his blasts and you’re keeping up with him with your energy blasts from your palms, you’re sending out little energy pulses that show you the inside of every building, much like echolocation, “The building with the mirrored windows a couple blocks away ” you say just as Kirishima and Mina come out from the side, going to attack you both “thanks for the tip!” Mina says as she sends her acid towards you, you put up an energy force field sending it back at her along with a few micro blasts, they hit the wall behind her, it comes down on top of her and before she can melt her way out you send an energy blast at her head to knock her out. When you turn back around Bakugou has Kirishima knocked out as well.

You round the corner and spot Deku and Ochaco a ways away, you hear Bakugou scoff before he readies his gauntlets, you spot the red tank next to you guys and gasp “Bakugou no!” you whisper/yell at him but he doesn’t listen “lets see how they like this” he grunts as he begins to pull the pin you quickly use your energy to put a forcefield ball around the blast, containing it in silence as you drag Bakugou down a three foot alleyway between two buildings and you push him up against the brick wall “you idiot! You never look around at the surroundings. You could have blown us both up! You need to smarten up or you’ll get yourself killed dumbass!” he gets angry, pushing you back up against the wall behind you, you let out an oof as you connect to the brick “what the hell are you talking about i was going to take them out and you ruined it!” he yells back at you, but keeps quiet like you were being. You laugh in his face “there was a gaddamn gas tank right next to us. Big red tank with the flammable symbol on the side. You're such a moron Katsuki. Maybe your hero name should be “big idiot” that would be at least the truth. Hey. i kinda like the sound of that. Big idi-” your voice is cut off as he presses his lips to yours.

Your eyes are wide as you look at him, his eyes scrunched shut as his lips are pressed to yours, you can see his blushing cheeks and his flaring nostrils, it shocked you when you realized you liked this.

You shut your eyes and bury your fingers in his hair, kissing him back he relaxes into you and chuckles as you press yourself into him, he unhooks his gauntlets and they fall to the ground with a loud bang and his hands wrap around your waist, you lick his bottom lip and he growls but lets you slip your tongue into his mouth anyway. You smirk as his fingers dig into your hips. You moan when he bites your bottom lip and he lets out a deep chuckle before kissing you harder, his tongue dancing with yours with the right amount of pressure and spit.

You chuckle at the spit that connects your lips as you break apart, staying close to him as you both pant trying to catch your breaths, his hands stay on your hips but his fingers dig in harder when you lick a stripe up his neck before biting and sucking a spot above his collarbone.

“Next time you’re being a dumbass just look at that and think back at how I saved your life and maybe you’ll be a little smarter” he growls and glares at you but doesn't say anything you reach up and run your thumb across his kiss swollen bottom lip, you feel him shudder under your touch and it fills you with a sense of pride. “Never thought i’d ever see you speechless” you chuckle and cut him off before he yells at you “Come on Lord Explosion Murder. We have to win this and I think we just lost valuable time” you pick up his heavy ass gauntlets with ease and he gains a little more respect for you, you help him put them on and then you both slip out of the alleyway again.

You didn’t really agree 100% with his way of calming you both down but it did work and you did really enjoy it, as much as you hated him you could feel that maybe it wasn’t all hate.

Deku and Ochako were gone and you guys quickly made your way down to the correct building without spotting anyone else. You go to run for the door but before you can Bakugou is grabbing your hands and putting them around his neck from behind “hold on” he says and without warning he shoots his blasts and you both fly into the air “express delivery” he says and laughs.

You get to the top of the building and as your feet touch the ground the door opens on the other side of the roof and Yaoyorozu and Todorki bust through “Bakugou!” you shout and he grunts before blasting the ice away, you use your energy to grab the Flag, it flies through the air to your hand and you push out a force field from your body, shoving Yaoyorozu back before she can do anything as you run towards the edge of the building “Bakugou come on i need you to trust me and i need you to jump!” he growls as he fights Todoroki, keeping his distance fighting off ice attacks that were headed for you, you send a force field towards him to block off Todoroki for a few seconds “Bakugou!” you yell again and he shouts in frustration “If i die I will haunt you!” you screams before closing his eyes and throwing himself from the building.

If you didn’t catch him, he was fully prepared to use his blasts to catch himself but he was pretty interested to see your plan through. When his feet hit something solid after falling just a few feet he chuckles as he looks down to see your sparkly forcefields like little circles under his feet. You land next to him and take off running, he follows suit and you catch his feet after every step. He laughs and sends explosions behind him to block off Todoroki from pursuit. “Bakugou!” you shout and then he notices the rest of the class finding ways to get to you. “Only one of us has to make it to the gate!” he shouts and you nod, fighting off Aoyama and Sero, “i’ll throw you” you say and he laughs, “you idiot!” he shouts and takes your arm, “I won't be able to keep you in the air!” you shout and he smirks “i’ll be fine” you send out a force field to keep people away as bakugou spins a few times to gain momentum before shooting you off in the direction of the gate. You use your quirk to add to the power of his throw and you surround yourself in a ball of energy preparing to land. His aim was precise and you landed right outside of the gate, your force field ball letting you bounce and roll your way all the way across the finish line.

Hizashi’s voice echoes throughout the training ground “Team Baku-y/n WINS! Game over!” you shout in joy and throw your hands in the air jumping up and down before you take off running back inside, pushing yourself quicker until you see Bakugou. You give him the flag and then throw your arms around his neck as you shout in joy “we did it!” you yell and he laughs before the rest of the class gathers around you guys, he pushes you off of him and clears his throat. “Good job guys!” Deku says and Mr.Aizawa appears with Present Mic “that was surprisingly good team work from Bakugou” he says completely uninterested and then he activated his quirk and looks at you both “but next time, don’t stop to makeout or you will both be automatically failed”

You blush and look down, whispering a “yes sir” and Bakugou groans “damn cameras” he mutters as the class starts to whisper among themselves “oh SHUT UP EXTRAS” he says before ripping the flag from the pole and walking away with it. You chuckle and bow to Mr. Aizawa before running off after Bakugou to talk.

“Why’d you take the flag?” You ask when you catch up to him “wanna keep it as a trophy to remember the first time you ever worked well with a partner?” He grunts “idiot” he says and you laugh. Truth was he wanted to keep it as a trophy of the best kiss of his life but there was no way in hell he’d tell you that. You laugh “wanna talk about what we did back there?” You say and he stops as you reach the school and turns toward you “we won what else is there to say?” You roll your eyes “you know what I’m talking about” he throws the flag around his neck and holds on to either side “we kissed. So what” you shake your head “oh god and here I was about to ask you if you wanted to do it again. You’re right, I am an idiot” you say and walk around him, grabbing the door handle but before you open it he spins you around and presses you against it as his lips press into yours again. You chuckle and kiss him back with the same energy

“I will revoke your win!” Mr.Aizawa Shouts from a little ways away and Bakugou groans before pulling away from you. You chuckle and look behind him at the rest of the class coming your way. “I didn’t mean right now idiot” you say with a smile and he can’t help but smile back down at you for a second before his normal scowl returns as Mina, Kirishima, Denki, and Mineta whistle and holler at him. “Let’s get dinner tonight” he says and follows you inside. You smirk “six?” He nods “six works” “okay. See you later then. Big Idiot” you chuckle and wink at him as you walk backwards towards the women’s locker room, he shakes his head but you don’t miss his blushing cheeks or the way his hand reaches up to gently touch the hickie on his neck before turning around and going into the men’s locker room.

(He hung that flag above his bed)

#mha #mha fanfiction #bnha fanfiction #bnha bakugo katsuki #mha katsuki #bakugou katsuki fanfiction #bakugou x reader #bakugou fanfiction #bnha bakugou #katsuki bakugo #bakugou x you #bakugou fluff #bakugou x y/n

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joa-quin-phoe-nix-fan · 3 years

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I AM ALIVE Charlie Sisters FF/imagine

I AM ALIVE

You had begun to worry. Charlie had been gone for 6 months, with only 7 letters even giving you any proof that he was still alive. You sat near your window, in the open prairie, worrying away like you did every day, thinking about how he could be dead, he could be lost, he could be kidnapped by one of his targets, he might not see his baby be born. You rubbed your belly sadly, the time was drawing close, and you really wanted your baby to see its daddy. More than anything you wanted Charlie to see his baby. You couldn’t imagine life without Charlie, who would take you hunting every Sunday that he was home? Who would make you the best baked beans in the entire west coast? Who would make funny, rhyming names for things like a Mean-Bean or a Dorsie-Horsie? Who would help you with the baby? Who would love you like Charlie did? You sat there silently, wracking your mind of reasons why he hadn’t written in 2 months. All of them more worrying than the last, when you heard a knock at the door.

You jumped up as fast as you could in your condition, rushing to the door, hoping and praying to see Charlie’s smug face looking back at you, holding the money he earned from the Commodore, ready to sweep you off your feet, covering your face with kisses. Sadly, it wasn’t him. It was Rex, a colleague of Charlie’s that you knew to avoid most of the time, Charlie said he was a sleaze who took married women away from their husbands while they were away. Normally, when he came over, you could almost smell the desire coming from him, but this time he looked genuinely concerned, his eyebrows furrowed close together. “Hey there, um...Missus Y/N. Hav-have ya heard from Charlie recently?” you moved closer to the doorframe, hoping it was one of his womanizing schemes “Uh...no Rex, I haven’t.” You started to panic, “Why do ya ask? Did somethin’ happen to Charlie? Oh Lord please tell me this is just another plot of yers!” Rex waved his hands in front of him, defensively, “Woah, woah YN, please don’t get ya bloomers in a bunch! The commodore has just been askin’ ‘cus he ain’t heard from him in a while...and the last thing we recieved from him was this...” he handed you a leaf, and your heart jumped you knew that even if he ran out of paper, he was known to send leaves with letters written on them. You turned it over and gasped. On the other side of the leaf was written, in now dried blood; ‘I AM ALIVE” Rex sighed and held your shoulder gently, “and I promise ya darlin’ this ain’t no plot...we’re all worried about him, and by association, you.” Your stomach dropped. This was the worst situation you could’ve imagined for Charlie, him MIA in the dangerous wilderness, after some bloodthirsty criminal, with the last message from him being vague and written in blood. You breathed in sharply to hold in the tears, “I-I ain’t heard nothin’ from him, Rex...I’m sorry.” Rex sighed sadly and shook his head, “I’m the one who should be sayin’ that to you, Missus...I’m real sorry...” he bowed slightly, tipped his hat, and left. Looking sadder than a dog left out in the rain.

You closed the door, putting your back against it when it had shut. Tears filling up your eyes as you held you hand up to your mouth in shock and slid down slowly to the floor, the weight of that news hitting you like a ton of bricks. It was one thing for him to not update you on what was happening, but he never forgot to message the Commodore. Where was he? Maybe he was too far to send letters...yeah maybe that was it. He couldn’t be dead. He couldn’t be.

You woke up much later, still by the door, your eyes still stinging from crying yourself to sleep. It was dark out already. You grabbed the nearby stairwell railing to pull yourself up. You knew that the cows sure as hell were not gonna be pleased with how late you were but it’d be better if you milked them tonight, rather than have a cow-riot tomorrow morning. After you heaved yourself up again, you grabbed your gun, your bucket and a lantern, you walked outside, ready to vent to the cows about your day. It was a rather silly habit, but a habit that was strangely therapeutic and one that despite you being rather upset, seemed to calm the cows down...maybe they just liked hearing you talk.

As you walked to the cows, you saw what you assumed was a figure riding a couple acres away. You took no notice, thinking it was a lonesome hunter going back home after a long hunt. It was only after the first three cows that you realized that the sound of hooves hitting the dusty ground had gotten much closer. ‘It’s someone looking for Charlie!’ you thought as you jumped behind a bunch of hay bales, cocking your gun before they got close enough to hear you do it. You had no idea how much time had passed by the time you heard the hooves stop by the stables, the rider jump down, and hitch up his horse. ‘Why would a killer or a robber do that?’ you wondered to yourself, with your finger drifting off of the trigger as an impossible thought passed through your head, ‘is that Charlie?’

You heard him walk slowly and tiredly up on the porch, shuffling his feet as if removing them from the porch would mean that he would instantly tumble over. If this was Charlie, you had never seen him this tired and sad before. Then you suddenly heard the man drop to his knees, at this point you thought it wouldn’t hurt to just peek at the man, you looked up, seeing a man with significantly longer hair and a smaller build than Charlie, kissing your porch! At this point you knew for a fact that it wasn’t your husband so you jumped up, grabbing your gun and aimed it at the man as you quickly walked towards him. “You best be getting off ma porch! My husband’s a bounty hunter and if he were here, he’d kill you quicker than I gaddamned will!” You knew it was a bad idea to tell this stranger that you were home alone but because he looked so small and sickly, you knew you could hold your own in a fight against him. The man crawled back, his hands in front of his head, shaking like a leaf in a tornado. “please...listen to me. I ain’t who ya think i am...” he whispered, hoarsely. Even with the hoarseness, you knew that voice as if it was your own. You dropped the gun, running close to him and cupping your hands around his angular face, “Charlie? Oh my god, is that really you, honey?” Charlie nodded weakly, tears now running down his face like a waterfall. “yeah, it’s me darlin’...”

After a long moment of hugging each other and crying, you brought Charlie into the house, sure that he was cold and hungry. As he sat in his armchair, you truly saw the difference, the crease where the top of his head usually ended was miles above the small, unshaven man sitting in the chair. He looed like a tiny scared puppy in a doghouse built for a doberman. It would almost be hilarious if the situation wasn’t so serious. After giving him some bread, butter and chicken, that he scarfed down, almost choking as he did it, you started talking with him.

“W-where have ya been? I was worried sick...” you asked, hugging yourself and barely being able to even look at him in this situation, suddenly you remembered, reached into your pocket and pulled out the leaf letter and handed it to him, sitting down next to the chair, “and what...what is this?” he held the leaf weakly and sighed, defeated “I...was robbed...” he sighed, his voice only slightly less hoarse now, “My horse, my gun, my money, my paper and pens, my food, everything.” He stared off to space as he told his tale. “I barely begged hard enough to keep my clothes and the tiny shreds of my dignity that I had left. So I had to walk or crawl my way home. I ate wild animals and random leaves and berries I found. I got myself poisoned that way twice. I never took you out of my mind. When a man on a horse came past me and offered his help in exchange for my shoes, I didn’t ask for his horse, I simply asked him to send a letter to Oregon for me. That was the leaf. After he left me I realized my mistake and i kicked myself right there, but much further on I saw a horse lying on the ground, it honest to god looked dead. But it weren’t. I fed it half of the food I had scavenged and somehow it survived the last month of the journey. That’s the horse that’s outside, could ya maybe feed him? I named him Savior. He really helped me when I was at my worst.” This story was terribly sad, it rocked you to your core that he had gone through this all this time while you were at home, moping about how lonely you were. “I’m so sorry...if I had known I-” Charlie shushed you gently, stroking your hair, “You had no way of knowin’...I’m just glad you’re safe and alive, and that the baby hasn’t been born yet.” You giggled. Despite how sad the situation was, you were incredibly grateful that he was home and you loved how he could easily make a morbid situation even slightly humorous.

He stood up slowly, pulling you up at the same time. Once you were both standing fully (which took a while) he held you close to his chest. Despite him being much skinnier, he still stood quite a bit taller than you, he held your head up to his heart, it sounded much stronger and healthier than you expected. “It’s so loud...” you whispered to him, he chuckled lightly “It’s singing to you, ‘cause it knows you’re here...”

sorry if the ending is kind of short XD I still have no idea how to end stories correctly lol

#charlie sisters #charlie sisters x reader #joaquin phoenix imagine #joaquin phoenix #joaquin phoenix charlie sisters

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ladyotakukiut · 3 years

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Hello! How are you able to port over old Mass Effect 3 hair mods into ME1LE?

Hi there anon!! I actually learn the process from this link which extracts the MELE PCC files to edit the mashes but due to my slow brain process, it actually took me a day or two to understand....😅 I kinda self learn the process to extract from the old ME3 & hopefully you don't mind my long tutorial here~

**(Just a little disclaimer, the mod assets I'm using for the example are not mine. I'm porting them mostly for personal use. If anyone wants to share their ported mod publicly then I suggest asking the original mod author for permission~)**

**edit for ME1LE**

oh shoot! You were actually asking about ME1LE but I end up putting in the tutorial for ME3LE! 😳 Since it's a whole long ass tutorial am just gonna leave it here.... T-T

Buttt if it's ME1LE hair mod then the EXTRACTING THE OLD ME3 HAIR MODS still apply for femShep only. mShep uses the 1 bone hair skeleton so I not yet figure out how to port the hair mesh. For the DLC mod, I kinda cheat a bit?? I used the hair mod already available for femShep in ME1LE. (I think there is only one hairmod in Nexus)

All I did was Import mods into ME3Tweaks Mod Manager

In ME3Tweaks Mod Manager go to Tools > Legendary Explorer (Nightly) > click PACKAGE EDITOR(PKG) > Click File > Open > search existing hair mod in ME3TweaksModManager\mods\LE1 folder

Chose the hair package you wish to change & rename it to the hair mod you wanted to replace. (or you can skip renaming cause that process took a bit of time)

Follow Figure 13 & Figure 16 from this tutorial & save.

Apply Mod in ME3Tweaks Mod Manager & you're basically done!

**end edit**

EXTRACTING THE OLD ME3 HAIR MODS

(If you already have the hair mod which contains the UDK meshes & DDS Texture files then you can skip to FIgure 3)

First, go to ME3Tweaks Mod Manager > Go to Tools > Legendary Explorer (Nightly) > click PACKAGE EDITOR(PKG)

Click File > Open > search PCC file which contains the mod you want to port (e.g. Zombrex hair mod - BIOG_HMM_HIR_PRO_R_HAIRMOD.pcc)

Before going to the next part, it's important to note that different hair mods will change/include a different hair package so make sure you read the mod author tutorial/notes on which headmorph they advise to replace.

The Zombrex hair mod follows the tutorial below so you can see its Hair_PROCustomCute Hair mesh for femShep & Hair_FormalSpikes Hair mesh for mShep.

For HAIR_Diff it's Hair_Short02 for femShep & luckily the HAIR_Diff for mShep is also under Hair_FormalSpikes.

As per the tutorial above, I'll open the Hair_FormalSpikes Package on the left-hand side > Righ-click on the [M] mesh file (HMM_HIR_Fsk_MDL) > click Open in Mesh Explorer

Right-click HMM_HIR_Fsk_MDL > Export Mesh to UDK > create file name for the extracted hair mesh & save to different folder (e.g. ME3LE hair mod folder)

Close the Mesh Explorer & return to the Hair_FormalSpikes Package in Package Editor > click on HMM_HIR_Fsk_Diff > once the texture details appear on the right-hand pane, choose the Texture tab > click Export to File > Save as type: DDS files (I prefer DDS file) > Save to the folder containing the extracted hair meshes

The extraction process is done!! If you wish to know how to create DLC mods for the extracted old ME3 mods then I will humbly suggest following this tutorial cause I am not the right person to ask that...since I'm facing ongoing trial & error with it too. 😅

The tutorial help to create hair mod that can also appear in the character creation so it could turn complicated. But if you wanted the easy way out like me then my advice on the tutorial is to:

Figure 3:

ONLY copy

BIOG_HMF_HIR_PRO.pcc (if you are editing Female Shepard’s hair)

BIOG_HMM_HIR_PRO.pcc (if you are editing Male Shepard’s hair)

Figure 5:

If you follow the edited tutorial in Figure 3 then the process can be changed to > under BIOG_HMM_HIR_PRO.pcc Right-click Hair_FormalSpikes > Clone Tree

For femShep right-click Hair_PROEva Package (with 42 bones which are used by most femShep hair mods. I'm still trying to figure how to port hair mod with 110 bones...)

For mShep right-click Hair_FormalSpikes Package (with 9 bones which are used by most mShep hair mods)

The duplicate hair folder will show up at the bottom of BIOG_HMM_HIR_PRO.pcc’s hair package which is highlighted in yellow:

After this, you can basically continue from Figure 8 - Figure 13

**Please skip Figure 14 - Figure 15 to avoid any gaddamn confusion**

Continue from Figure 16 to Figure 17 & then just click File > save.

The whole process gives me a lot of headaches but I hope it can make your modding journey easier with this tutorial. Happy modding!! 😄

#anon ask #my reply #mass effect legendary edition #me:le mods #mele mods #mele modding #mele #me:le #mass effect 3

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coreastories · 4 years

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Some worthy throwback while we wait for the finale. It cracked me up. It's awesome.

JTE ANNOYED

Of course she would be.

She's trying to place this guy who came strutting in on a gaddamn horse. She's a cop. She upholds order. He doesn't seem to fall into any kind of order.

And she's trying to help him but he keeps spouting what she thinks are baloney and even says he has to marry her if he'll tell her more.

😂😂😂

When he proves he's been telling the truth the whole time, kingdom and all, Jeong Tae Eul, badass taekwondo black belter, went weak at the knees.

Kim Dog Poop wasn't a delusional liar.

He was a king. And he had this awful past but he turned out well, with a respect for his elders and respected in his own right because he was respectable.

All bets were off. With his lies turning out to be truth, and his character as fine as his clothes, nothing was stopping her from falling for him. So she did.

Wait this is about JTE ANNOYED, dammit. But yeah. 😅😂

#the king eternal monarch #kim go eun #kdrama #lee gon #lee min ho #tkem #the king: eternal monarch #jeong tae eul #Youtube

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conceptstage · 5 years

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Make a Wish

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Jester’s birthday was first. She woke Beau up excitedly, shaking her shoulders and singing ‘Happy Birthday to me!’ at the top of her lungs. She had bought herself a fancy new dress with a matching tiara and insisted on wearing it around all morning, only taking it off and putting it away when they left the house to keep it safe. The bartender at the tavern closest to their home in Xorhas tiredly sang a birthday song and gave her a free personal cake that she meticulously cut into six tiny, identical pieces to share with her friends.

Then it was time for presents and she was wiggling happily in her chair. Caleb handed her a handmade coupon written in his beautiful handwriting that said ‘One Free Waltz’ which Jester cashed in immediately, pulling him out to the dance floor. Nott got her a new ribbon with her name embroidered in it and Jester tied it to her horn where her old ribbon used to be. Caduceus gave her a cup of tea and said “I’m new to the concept of birthday presents, I wasn’t sure what was an appropriate gift” but Jester kissed his cheek and downed the cup with a grateful smile. Fjord gave her an ax that he had bought for her, apparently it turned enemies that she killed with it different colors of the rainbow. Beau handed her a bracelet she had made. It was rough looking and not professionally finished, but there were little wire stick figures to represent the entire Mighty Nein, including Molly and Yasha, with colored rhinestones as the faces. Jester started crying after it was all done and demanded that everyone hug her all at once. No one argued.

Fjord’s birthday was next, a few weeks after Jester’s. He woke up to the smell of food wafting up from downstairs and followed his nose down to the kitchen, watching the others silently from the doorway. Jester was mixing the pancake batter furiously, with batter splashing over the edges. Nott was beside her, yelling angrily everytime splashes of batter hit her face and telling her to slow down or no one else would get to have pancakes because they would only have enough batter for Fjord’s. Beau was yawning and blinking blearily at the pan of bacon that was frying in front of her, complaining loudly about being woken up at ‘ass-o-clock’ in the morning to cook some ‘gaddamn motherfucking’ pancakes. Caleb was hovering next to her, watching over her shoulder and muttering ‘I hope Fjord likes his bacon burnt to a crisp, because that is turning black’, to which she flipped him off. Caduceus was making a second batch of batter to replace what they were losing from Jester’s bowl, humming idly to himself. He noticed Fjord first and gave him a small, welcoming smile but didn’t announce his presence.

Fjord smiled and leaned tiredly against the doorframe, just watching them as they worked.

Caduceus' birthday was next. In his family, birthdays weren’t a very big deal. They didn’t do presents and they didn’t really acknowledge it beyond a simple congratulations and maybe a kiss. They were out on a job for his birthday, with no time to even say anything to him until evening. Caleb cast the dome and the snow outside quickly gathered knee deep outside, but they were warm and comfortable huddled together.

“Happy birthday to you,” Jester started quietly. She elbowed Caleb and gestured for him to summon a flame, which he did. He held the small fire in his palm towards Caduceus as the others joined in. Fjord had a surprisingly nice singing voice, low and soft. Nott’s voice was loud and severely off key but Caduceus appreciated it nonetheless. Beau was injured and leaning heavily against Caleb’s back but she mumbled along with the song through her pain. “Blow out the candle!” Jester exclaimed when the song came to an end. “Make a wish!”

Caduceus smiled softly and blew out the flame in Caleb’s palm and the others started to clap. Nott convinced him not to say his wish out loud or it wouldn’t come true, which he didn’t really understand but went along with anyway. In his experience with the members of the Mighty Nein, wishes won't come true whether you talk about them or not, though he didn’t say that out loud. He felt like that would bring down the mood.

They missed Beau’s birthday, but it wasn’t really their fault.

A random shopkeeper asked her one day how old she was and she answered ‘25’ with an uncomfortable sneer on her face. Caleb frowned and waited until her conversation was over before bringing it up. “You told Wacoh a few months ago that you were 24,” he said, crossing his arms and walking swiftly to keep up with her long strides.

“Yeah, well, now I’m 25.”

“We… We missed your birthday.”

She sighed and stopped walking, stepping out of the road so that they weren’t in the way. Caleb scrambled to stay next to her. “Well, I didn’t exactly tell you about it. Don’t worry about it, man, I don’t give a fuck about my birthday. Don’t tell the others alright? Jester would freak out about it and I really don’t want it to be a big deal.” She almost moved to continue down the road, but then she paused again and rolled her eyes. “I’m sorry that I didn’t tell you. My birthday is… a hard day for me. I don’t like to think about it. Honestly, just being with you guys like normal was all that I wanted. We cool?”

Caleb cleared his throat and nodded shortly. “Ja. Ja, we are cool. I won’t tell.”

She sighed and her shoulders relaxed in relief. “Thanks.”

For Yasha’s birthday they were in Allfield. They walked out into the fields surrounding the town and had a small bonfire and just talked about her. They didn’t know Molly’s birthday, so they talked about him too. There was laughter and tears and they all stumbled back to the inn in the early hours of the morning with smiles on their tired faces.

Nott’s birthday didn’t go as planned. They had hoped to be back in Nicodranous so that she could celebrate with her son and husband, but work slowed them down. They stumbled into the little house that she had bought for her family near the edge of the city long, long after the sun had gone down. It was closer to sun up at this point than it was to sunset.

There was a chocolate cake getting stale on the table but she found them both asleep, curled up together in Luc’s little bed with her husband nearly falling off the edge because it was definitely too small for them both. Still, she crawled in with them and held them both tightly as close as she could to make them all fit and kissed them both sweetly on the foreheads before drifting off as well. The others fell asleep on the floor of the living room, exhausted and still bleeding a little bit.

For Caleb’s birthday all he asked for was some privacy. He spent the day alone in Zadash, doing some window shopping and, when he found a newly opened bookstore, some actual shopping. He looked nice enough now to get into the Tri Spires without magic or sneaking through the sewers and had a nice meal all alone. When he returned to the inn around sunset Beau had a drink and a friendly grin waiting for him and Fjord gave him a manly pat on the shoulder. Nott gave him a kiss on one cheek and Jester kissed his other cheek with a loud ‘MWAH!’ right in his ear that he couldn’t bring himself to complain about. Caduceus told him to make a wish but there was no candle so Caleb was pretty sure that he didn’t understand the tradition entirely. He closed his eyes and made a wish anyway.

#critical role fic #critical role #beauregard #jester lavorre #caleb widogast #fjord #nott the brave #caduceus clay #long post

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luckycheesefoodie321 · 6 years

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That ending...(Boys over Flowers spoilers but like...it’s been 9 years soooo I’ve legit just jumped on the bandwagon XD)

The Boys over Flowers ending was actually perfect I mean what... I can’t with this beautiful friendship thing they’ve got going on...

Also, I love the F4 friendship with a passion but the real best friendship has to be Ji-hoo, Yi-jung, Woo-bin and Jan-di...it’s like them being there for her even when she kept quiet about her struggles and watching the pain she feels whenever Jun-pyo did something wrong...like it made more sense for them to be standing next to Jan-di than Jun-pyo at times??? They’re all just great and any time it was a situation where Jun-pyo was a mad idiot, and the three confronted him or did something for Jan-di’s without ever even considering how they were originally only connected to her through Jun-pyo just makes me feel all warm and wonderful inside... like any scene where it’s just them 4 is great... or even with the addition of Ga-Eul...just, the time they played hide and seek and toured around Macau, or when they saved Jan-di in Macau...or the time they held a retirement ceremony for Jan-di knowing she needed a proper end to that part of her life...the time YI-JUNG got mad on her behalf towards Jun-pyo...ughhhhhh so amazing...friendship goals...

Like that whole end episode where that one chick was actually the only character I’ve ever actually disliked on the show because she literally showed up for half a second and then started imposing herself like she was at all relevant and I was out here like who the eff does she think is?!?! Of course they don’t like you, they don’t know you and you’re here acting like you’ve known Jun-pyo longer than them when you know NOTHING of the situation gaddamn...it was kinda hilarious how she literally just disappeared after Jun-pyo recovered his memory...

But anyway the point of that rant was that the F3 (F4 - Jun-pyo) stayed by Jan-di’s side and were firmly on her side and knew that this girl was only causing trouble and didnt encourage any shit from her and it was so cute...and that bit where they went to a graduation that legit had nothing to do with them just because their favourite girl was there so they could dance with her...

And then of course the ending where they actually objected to Jun-pyo’s proposal and said he had to get permission from them first...like Jan-di is everyones Jan-di! You want her hand, you need to get approval from her best friends!

Would pay big money to have a scene where they take turns walking her down the aisle??? Like obv the dad would be first but then I would love to see the F3 demonstrate they are not just Jun-pyo’s groomsmen but Jan-di’s best men... and possibly have Ji-hoo be the last one as a final “giving away”....that kind of symbolism is kinda amazing but just my personal headcanon...exceptionally heartbreaking though...

And speaking of, even til the very end Ji-hoo was still in love with her???? This incredible wonderful guy who friggen knew her first was still supporting her but watching after her even after basically proposing to her and getting rejected???? He friggen attended medical school and offered to repeat a year for her?!?! All because he still loved her?!?! It completely came true the whole “your husband and soulmate are two different people” prophecy she dreamed about that one time...and like both Ji-hoo and Jan-di felt it (hell she straight up said it!!!) that they were soulmates but because of some effed up timing, Jan-di couldn’t stop her love for Jun-pyo which just...I like him he’s fine and the love is real but dammit my second lead syndrome has never EVER been this strong before...EVER... >///<

Also they just sorta ignore the fact that in some form, Jan-di had a hand in reviving their father like what y’all are just gonna skim over that????? ALSO I WANTED MORE GA-EUL AND YI-JUNG YALL JUST END IT LIKE SOME SORT OF IMPLIED THING WHAT?!?!?! THEY NEVER ACTUALLY KISSED NO WONDER ALL THE GIFS ARE INCOMPLETE!!!!!

Also also can we just appreciate Chief/Secretary Jung/Jeong??? He is actually the best...friggen out here like a real one supporting everybody gaddamn he’s my favourite...AND THERE WAS NO MASTER!!! THEY NEVER FULLY UNVEILED WHAT WAS GOING ON BETWEEN HIM AND FORMER GRANDPA PRESIDENT AND ALL THOSE TIMES HE CAME TO THE PORRIDGE SHOP?!?!?!

My first kdrama and I can sense the obsession sinking in...gaddammit...

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shuttershocky · 6 years

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Fate/Grand Order NA edition: A Recap

A quick recap of some of the events that happened so far in the misadventures of Mash and Guda:

FUYUKI

A teenager (we shall call them Guda) answers an ad in the papers, ends up in a military base called Chaldea hidden in the Himalayas.

A bomb toasts everybody inside the base.

Mash and Guda time travel back to the edgiest version of Fate/Stay Night where Saber Alter rules with an iron fist.

Mash, a cute Chaldea clerk, fuses with the ghost of some guy, gets a massive shield to bludgeon people with.

Cu Chulainn beats people up with the Wicker Man; Thankfully leaves out the bees.

Their boss turns out to be a bad guy and throws their other, dead boss’ ghost into a black hole, making her super dead-er.

The only staff surviving at Chaldea is the ghost of Leonardo Da Vinci and the absentminded doctor she’s fucking.

ORLEANS

Gilles de Raiss, unhappy with the canon ending, makes an edgy Jeanne D’Arc OC to fix it.

The real Jeanne is summoned without her Ruler powers, joins Mash and Guda on their merry stroll through France.

Some countries have roaches, others have rats. France has dragons.

It also has vampires.

Marie Antoinette pulls a drive-by shootout with the vampires to rescue Jeanne D’Arc and company.

They escape because Mozart makes the vampires vomit and/or poop themselves with a piano attached to the back of Marie’s carriage.

They bond. Marie learns what a homie is. Marie and Jeanne are super gay.

Kiyohime and Liz are first introduced. FGO is never the same.

They rescue the German hero Sumanai Siegfried from a castle. He’s pretty beat up.

They need saints to heal him for some reason. Good thing St. George spawns... on the other side of the map.

Do you really wanna hurt us this way George? Really? Take anyone else instead. Take this Mephistopheles, he’s just hanging around in my archive!

Big Bad Battle with Cheese and Dragons. Assassins recommended.

Jeanne vs Jeanne. The edgy OC is no match for the original of course.

Gilles is kicked back into the depths of FF.net where he belongs

SEPTEM

U M U

All of Nero’s forebears in the Roman empire form an alliance against her called Every Villain Is Lemons, also known as EVIL

Nero brings the company to Britain from Italy. On foot.

Mash suffocates under the overwhelming force that is Boudica’s boobs.

Nero chops down the ghosts of Roman emperors past one by one. No biggie.

Mash and Guda find their bad boss in the capital and oh shit he’s a demon from hell.

RIP AND TEAR

The demon summons Atilla the Hun. He is later of two minds about this choice.

Nero punches Atilla in the face. Civilization will never die!

THE MOON FESTIVAL

Someone steals all the dumplings. Now Chaldea’s gonna starve.

Some booby archer pesters Mash and Guda about helping them recover the food.

Marie doesn’t remember her own homies.

Never mind she totally does.

Saint George is into photography.

Martha is into dumplings, bondage, and breaking faces. Tsk tsk, Saint Martha.

Martha makes her escape by jumping on to her dragon Tarrasque, who begins to fly by spinning around rapidly until it zooms away like a UFO. She probably puked at some point.

Altera, Atilla The Hun, the great destroyer herself, explains the differences of good and bad civilization.

Surprise surprise, Booby Archer is a bad guy- holy shit this is the goddess of the hunt?

Please don’t spook my guaranteed SSR gacha Artemis, I beg you. I’ll do anything you want just don’t come home.

OKEANOS

Sir Francis Drake, Pirate Queen.

Blackbeard. Weeb.

And lo, Captain Drake did shot the god Poseidon in the face, declaring with a mighty shout “Let there be booze!”, and the crew were drunk with infinite booze, and it was good.

Blackbeard wins the award for cringiest villain.

Drake and her motley crew recruit Medusa’s bitchy sister Euryale and her hot monster boyfriend, Asterios The Minotaur.

OH NO ORION AND ARTEMIS ARE BACK SOMEONE CALL THE COPS

The Golden Hind VS The Queen Anne’s Revenge, battle of two legendary pirate ships, FIGHT

Artemis and Orion board the Queen Anne’s Revenge during the fight in an admittedly cool action scene. Orion blows a hole into the ship.

Blackbeard is a tough bastard, but Drake literally killed the god of the seas for some booze so

Hektor, hero of Troy, won’t shut up about being an old man. Also he betrays Blackbeard.

Blackbeard to Drake: “Secretly, I admired you...r boobs.” *dies*

Drake trades upwards, gets the Argonauts as her new nemesis

Jason is just as much of a shitter in Fate as he is in mythology. Who would have guessed?!

Wait wasn’t one of the most famous members of the Argonauts the great hero Hera-OH GOD HE’S HERE WE HAVE TO RUN

Asterios vs Heracles summed up:

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Guda: Well now that we lost our muscle we need reinforcements. Atalanta and David: Hi

Atalanta meets her God. She now believes in atheism.

David: Yeah I actually have the most dangerous thing on Earth with me as a second noble phantasm. Everyone else: It’s a box. David: I know. It’s got nerves of steel.

Who would win? A nigh-immortal demigod, son of Zeus and the strongest hero there is, or some box?

“Hey Jason, eat a dick.” - Medea Lily

Eating a dick turns you into a vessel for yet another Demon God. As Jason painfully finds out.

RIP AND TEAR 2.0

David: Yeah all of this time-stream dicking is my idiot son’s fault. It would be just like him, for he was an idiot. Roman: Nuh-uh! David: Yeah-uh!

Goodbye, Captain Drake. T’was an honor to be one of yer hearty crew.

HALLOWEEN 2015(17?)

An invitation? To a party? But all of history was dicked. Where are you supposed to hold a par-is that a castle?

Mash: hOLY SHIT I GET TO PUNCH GHOSTS Guda: Mash calm dow- Mash: WHEN THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE

Kiyohime casually defies the laws of space and time (again).

Mata Hari: *Starts stripdancing* Mash: :O Kiyo: >:( Roman: :D

Carmilla uses her noble phantasm to clean a spot. I-I’m not even exaggerating this is actually a thing that happens.

Vlad is the supportive uncle who knits for his fellows.

Tamamo Cat; nothing she says ever makes any sense.

Elizabeth Bathory: Surprise! All of this was to prepare you for a special private concert from an up and coming pop idol star!

Everyone: Liz you are a bad Me, tears falling onto my phone: Liz you are a good

Liz: Y-you d-didn’t like m-m-my concert? Everyone: Boo you suck! Me: I LOVED IT BABY YOU’RE GONNA BE A BIG STAR ONE DAY

GODDAMNIT VLAD STOP BEING STUBBORN AND DROP THE GODDAMN CE.

GUDAGUDA HONNOUJI

Split psyche story

What you expected: Angry Nobu, sad Nobu, kinda freaky happy Nobu

What you got:

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Rabbit season? Duck season? No. It’s Nobbu season.

A whole string of really funny jokes if you’re a fan of Oda Nobunaga’s place in Japan’s history.

Even more funny jokes that don’t require knowledge of the Sengoku Period

Arash chases after the crew while on fire and screaming “STELLAAA!!”, blows up over Ushiwakamaru’s army

Mash and friends somehow run all the way into the desert.

I give up. There is no way to exaggerate anything that happens in this event.

It is just bonkers.

Oda Nobunaga and Okita Souji for best couple

THE SCATHACH TRIAL

DW: Boy we sure hope you’re not tired of the Fuyuki map!

Stupid, sexy Scathach: Greetings. Guda: Gaddamn. Mash: Senpai, for once can you not be a perv- Stupid, sexy Scathach: *flips her hair* Mash: Holy fuck I’m so gay right now.

Scathach casually kills ten thousand ghosts.

Scathach casually teaches her new students while crushing a skull with one hand and flexing with the other.

Scathach also gives the nicest headpats.

Brock from Pokemon Fergus joins the party.

Mash: And then, Cu Chulainn saved us in his sexy druid outfit. Scathach and Fergus: Druid outfit? AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fergus: God I’m just super horny right now. Scathach: I’m pretty DTF myself but only the finest warriors can get some of this. Fergus: Well do I qualif- Scathach: No.

Altera: Hi Fergus: *Dies from nosebleed*

For the final part of the trial, Scathach summons another warrior to replace Fergus.

Diarmuid knows its fanservice day. He doesn’t even bother to put on a shirt.

Artemis: I’m baaaacckk~ Me: AHHH KILL IT! KILL IT!

Scathach to Artemis: From one booby servant to another, your kind of fanservice is super gross and wrong my dude. Domestic violence against men is a very real concern. Now I’m gonna spank you.

Scathach kicks divine ass. Thank you, Shishou!

Scathach: Now before I leave kids, what did we learn? Mash and Guda: That the road ahead of us is long and dark, but if we hold firm and believe in each other, we can be humanity’s saviors from the dark? Scathach: No. What did we really learn? Me: That now I can’t not have you in my Chaldea and must ask for an advanced paycheck this instant? Scathach: Good child.

#Fate #Fate Grand Order #FGO

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briteboy · 7 years

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stealing @bratsims format because i need a less ugly way to mass answer your messages which will hopefully motivate me to stay on top of this! at least i can say i tried

so if you sent me an anon message in the past...idk MONTH (i’m bad i know) it might be here. (older ones are near the bottom) if not, check my faq because it’s probably answered there. (and if you’re the person/people who sent the twin flame & 7th house asks, i plan to answer those separately because i have a LOT to say. get ready)

game of thrones, nuclear war, real life santis, lou theories, i’m evil, HERE WE GO!! i literally had to cut it off at the last one because it was just too much for now. i’ll try to answer some more later ok

we’re starting off on a great note

Anonymous said: gaddamn rooney's tiddies lookin' hella ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

STOP!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S MY CHILD soaidfnjds she’s supposed to have like b/c cups (goals for me tbh, the big boob life is not fun) and sims 4 pregnancies just fuckin make them...NYOOM i’m mad you can’t edit sims’ bodies during pregnancy even with cas.fulleditmode on -___- so i let her live with her giant preggo tiddies for now

Ngl I want a kiss between Santi and Gianni (I'm sorry I'm literally trash)

then i’m here to satisfy your desires: they do kiss periodically because gianni is one of those people who’s like “why shouldn’t you kiss your friends?” free love 4 everyone

IM SCREAING AT UR YOUTUBE CHANNEL OK!!!! I LOVEEE IT, WOW

DON’T IT’S UGLY EXCEPT FOR LIKE TWO VIDEOS

hey this is kinda random but i thought joe seaward from glass animals looked kinda like santi? he has quite a weird face too lmao

oMG i actually love that, i know what you mean. that dude reminds me of a bull terrier lmao i actually saw glass animals like two weeks ago!! i didn’t really get a good look at the drummer but now i wish i did. missed connection

i just finished reading santi's story and ugh it almost had me in tears! beautiful, your story telling skills and editing skills are perfection!

ahhhhsdkgkds thank you so much ;____; that means the world to me <333

Unpopular opinion: im so done with game of thrones tbh. It's not even good anymore :/ I liked the first season but since then i've skipped through episodes because they are just sooo fucking boring and dragged out!

see like the first three seasons were pretty good because they stayed true to the books. (actually that’s a lie, littlefinger’s chaos speech in the s3 finale was real fuckin bad because guess what: it was original material LMAO) the fourth season was where it started to get messy and then the fifth season was a fucking shitshow because they completely IGNORED the fourth book and cherrypicked all the “good” parts out of it (read: the most action-y parts, while ignoring all the most important pieces of character development) and they botched the dorne storyline, oh and who could forget the iconic moment of throwing in a rape (THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS) just for fun :) love it! but anyway if you think the show is boring i probably wouldn’t recommend the books, they’re even slower getting through them lmao. but it’s worth it in my opinion. there’s so much they don’t include in the show and it makes me Angery

Okay, game of thrones fan here, I haven't read the books (yet at least, I bought book 1) but I feel like dany is going to practically turn into her father, this season she is already showing traits like his.......

OH YEAH i definitely feel like they’re moving in that direction in the process of revealing jon as the “true” king of westeros and it’s so bad lmfao. the thing is, like...cersei is already mad king 2.0? why do we need another one?????? the entire point of dany’s arc is that she’s constantly trying to deviate AWAY from the way her father ruled, demonstrated by the fact that she freed the slaves (whereas all the targaryens before were slave owners), the fact that she’s not perpetuating the whole incest thing (LMAO GUESS AGAIN BECAUSE JONERYS HAS TO HAPPEN FOR SOME FCKING REASON), the fact that she has dragons which haven’t existed in how many years...like, if she ever ends up being like her father in the books, it’s NOT gonna fucking happen like this. but i don’t think she will anyway, george rr martin has been pretty clear about her trajectory thus far. anyway this show is so ugly, next question

rooney's eye are so BIG

just like her tiddies lmao i kno sometimes i forget how big they are and then she does one of those silly endearing animations and i’m like o ;-; hello big dumb baby cow eyes

Cows? Are you secretly Matthew Daddario?

WHO i had to google him lmao i was about to say “oh the teen wolf guy” but jk @ myself u idiot it’s shadowhunters damn i literally googled “matthew daddario cows” and

tru

I love how fragile Lou looks like but the truth is that she is strong af and you can't play with her bruh

SHE IS ;-; and that’s a huge theme in her story, i’m excited <3

ima leave ur blog and come bk and spam you so you will finally notice me

im part of this online forum of girls that talks about our period and weather or not one of us might be pregnant and once this girl posted saying that her husband invited his mom without telling her to thier honeymoon and she didnt find out until they arrived at the hotel and she was already there. the most recent part reminded me of it. but long story short, her dad moved all her stuff out of his house and her friend came to pick her up and they got a divorce.

OISOJDFAKNLJSD WHAT!!! i’m guessing you sent this because of that thing i said about the reddit post lmfaooo imagine your mom on your honeymoon. why. that’s soooooooooo good 4 her u know. u don’t need to be married to his mom as well

thanks 4 trusting my love santi. he's beautiful

thank u he thinks ur beautiful too 💘

do you have any tips for runing game in good quality and fast?

euhhhhh the only tips i have for you are to merge your cc, close all other programs while you play your game, maybe invest in a cooling pad uhhhhhh yeah idk any other tips you can probably find on google

You told that thing about unfollowing people and I thought you unfollowed me, but then I checked and you didn't and I'm crying omg

lmao omg ;-; i literally cut my following list in half, it was so chaotic and it was making me anxious. so if ever unfollow any of you please don’t take it personally (i know it’s a stupid thing to say, and it’s a lot easier said than done) it’s just my brain explodes when there’s too much going on at once and some content blends into others, i’m trying to only follow people who i’m genuinely interested in enough to keep up with their posts from now on

I haven't been able to sleep in over 72 hours thanks to the constant fear over the looming world war. I'm fine. Completely fine

Oh shit, have you noticed that the media has been putting out more 'what to do during a nuclear attack' kinda articles? This world is slowly going to shit, for real. I'm not even near any of the danger really, but it still absolutely terrifies me to see all of that bc it could very well go wrong and hit my place as well yknow? I have no idea why i send this to you but you seem chill and calm so thanks for reading my freakout askfjsls

YEP it’s pretty terrifying. but at the same time don’t let fear overwhelm you, fearmongering is an ugly, ugly thing and you don’t want to live your life constantly worrying. so just prepare yourself for what might come, but at the same time, just spend as much time with your loved ones as you can, do all the things you’ve ever wanted to do, and then if it doesn’t turn out as bad as we thought it would, you *tim mcgraw voice* lived like u were dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyin’

@ Jesus anon: I really don't think it's the right time to complain about "using the lord name in vain" when there are people terrified of leaving their homes bc they are afraid to get killed (aka that poor, poor Jewish anon in charlottesville)

yeah idk like i want to respect everyone but it seemed to be in poor taste to bring that up at a time like that lmao. and also i’ve literally never in my entire life met someone who actually takes “don’t say the lord’s name in vain” seriously.

I asked about the poses and HOLY CRAP THANK YOU SO MUCH! I finally have good poses to use for story telling. Thank you soo so so so sooooo much!

YAY i’m glad you found some good stuff <3 and honestly just going through lana’s blog you’ll find a ton of good poses, it’s a gold mine

Idk how much tv you watch, but have you've ever come across a tv show that used music from The Sim? Because once in a while I'll hear Sims 3 build/buy music on some random show and I'll get a lil shook because I find it so weird that the generic music they're using comes from a major game title.

OMG LMAO NO what i wish i’d come across that tho. one time i used sims 1 music in a video i made for school and someone recognized it

I love your stories gosh I check your page "it's everyday bro with femmesim flow" Lol sorry for that awkward Jake Paul "poop" ❤️

lmao thank u i had no idea who jake paul was until my friends started talking about him

yo, I also remember once in french class real life santi asked me what videos games I like to play. When I told him the sims, he looked at me for a while and shaked his head. He was like, "why do you want to watch your sims use the toilet?"

WHY DO YOU WANT TO WATCH YOUR SIMS USE THE TOILET SAME that’s all i care about when i play

that rooney face in the 5 facts is so iconic, its my fave picture of her. You should blow it up and frame it

i should tbh. i should print it out and put it in my wallet to show everyone because she is my child

sorry the bother you, merging cc makes your game smoother? can you explain to me please?

boop

hi i love you ♡ pass it on

I LOVE U

Can I say that hearing a MacBooks fans screaming for dear life as they try to cool down when playing the sims has actually started to haunt my nightmares

SAME my macbook is actually doing it right now for no reason. thanks laptop

Maybe Santi should go to therapy to talk out his issues.

maybe he should 🤔 but tbh he’s already talked out everything, there’s nothing really more to talk out. he just has to cope with it. he’s treated lou like his therapist thus far and that’s not okay

i love ur story and omg i totally get where lou is coming from with being tired of being compared to molly by santi, thatd hurt so much esp with how much she cares about him

thank youuu ;-; i’m glad you understand, this was a part i’d wanted to get out for a loooong time now, and i know you guys were always like “um why does she put up with this” lmao. she just loves him, that’s why. but you’re right, it does hurt.

My theory is very similar to the other anons in that Fiona's dad/Lou's ex had a mental illness (schizophrenia, depression, what have you) but he actually did kill himself and that's why she's not completely losing it on Santi because I feel like most people in that situation would have not handled it as well as Lou did

🤔 you’re right about the last part, and there’s a reason she has so much patience, das all i’m sayin

i started your story from the beginning last night and i am in awe. Its amazing. It inspired me to put a little more effort in learning to edit and write. It was like reading screen caps from a movie! I didn't want to stop reading. Anyway thing was a super sappy ask, but i appreciate your stuff. And i'm bad at putting my thoughts into words.

omg ;__________; when people tell me i inspired them it means the most to me, my brain just can’t process it lmao. so thank you so so much ;-; <333 THE MOVIE THING ESPECIALLY GOT ME IN THE HEART because i feel like that’s my aesthetic with most things i create because i’m such a film person lol. don’t worry i love super sappy, and you did a good job of wording everything because it got me right in the feels <33

Okay I've been snickering for about 43 minutes bc SANTI GOT THAT GRU CHINNN

WOT is that i googled it and the only thing that came up was the dad from despicable me lmfaosdkjfs but ok

Please, please do punk edits of your some of your characters! I'd die.

WHAT DOES THIS MEANNN do you mean like. those 2010 tumblr edits of punk disney characters and then the joker from suicide squad looked like one of them. do u want santi to be the joker. because my boyfriend already relates him to suicide squad joker because of his face tatt lmao

You love to make me cry

i do i’m sorry. if it makes you feel any better i love to make myself cry too. but my biceps grow stronger with every tear

I reeeally dont think those chancla comments were offensive??? Why would they be?? I'm hispanic (born and raised in the sunny Dominican Republic, received a fair amount of chancletazos myself) and I laughed out loud when i read them 😂😂

I JUST WANT U TO KNOW I SHOWED @ichosim THIS MESSAGE AND SHE LAUGHED FOR 12 HOURS AT “CHANCLETAZOS”

whATT my little brothers name is santiago n we call him santi for short!! guess it's not rly that uncommon but we live in a small country and he's also 4 so like,, no other santiagos!! idk why im saying this its completely irrelevant just kinda surprised me :'))

OMG wow hell yeah another real life santi...santi acts like a 4 yr old so he might as well be your brother

Just curious.. Do you play sims or just use it for storytelling? Sorry if thats weird haha

well my recent gameplay pics should answer your question lmao. i do like to play but i don’t have enough time to both play and pose scenes so i mostly just pose scenes for now. :[ i am gonna be off work for like two weeks tho so hell yeah gameplay here i come!!

I'm starting a Fiona appreciation movement because she is the real star of santis story RT and i love her and she is way underappreciated and I love her KThxBi

SHE IS THE REAL STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’ve said this before but santi’s relationship with her is the most important to me, out of every relationship he has in this story. i’m so glad you love her so much, sorry about what’s about to come in the next few scenes tho

Oh my heart, Santi is alive, god exist

I have a pretty hard time understanding Santi's story mostly because I'm not English but I'm sure I'll figure it out:)

ahh oh no D: i’m sorry i wish i spoke every language in the world lmao. if you want, you can message me off anon and i’ll help you understand it!!

Lou is an angel honestly

“there are worse things than seeing an angel before you die”

what tablet do you use? or how do you draw hair? it looks so pretty.

omg haha i don’t have one! i wish i did tho. all of the brushes i got from deviantart, i’m trying to find the specific ones but they’re all elusive wtf. i’ll post them when i find them! for now, here’s a good guide to drawing hair, by airi <3

Nah nah I always knew you'd save him.....eheheeh.....THANK YOU FOR NOT KILLING BABBY SANTEEEEEEEEE DNDDNSKANW YOU WOULD HAVE HAD SO MUCH BLOOD ON UR HANDS AS ALL UR FOLLOWERS COLLECTIVELY DIE FROM A BROKEN HEART BUT DW WE DIDNT BECAUSE UR QN ANGEL....but I toooootally knew you'd save him... /sweats/

I’M GLAD U HAD FAITH <3 i know omfg i would’ve expected a mob at my house if i’d actually killed him. if i ever killed him i would just lay down somewhere and die. that’s it for me

Lou & molly almost always have teeth showing, do you draw them on each pic?x

no, only sometimes i’ve drawn them when i felt like their mouths weren’t matching the expression i wanted. but most of the time it’s just the pose.

is it too late to send 16k dollars to guarantee santi's inclusion in a loving home with loving friends

it is absolutely never too late to send me 16k i promise you that

I just bought school books for $550 who knew studying marine biology could be so fuckING EXPENSIVE

EWW WTF...i’ve been lucky and haven’t had to spend a ton on books in my college career (one time i even went to such lengths that i got access to free trial version of one of my school books in a pdf, screencapped EVERY SINGLE PAGE, which was more than 400 pages, just so i wouldn’t have to spend $70 on it. i love cheating the system)

waIT i never saw ur selfie where is it, must see

u could probably just search “selfie” on my blog and find it, or enjoy the ugly closeup drunk snap i posted last night

Hey guys I'm a happy trans man that has no mental illnesses. I'm fucking pissed about Trump's ban. And to any one that says it's logical FUCK YOU! I'm having flashbacks to don't ask, don't tell because this is the same fucking wacked up logic. I'm so angry, like I'm a human, yes I may require testosterone shots once a month but that's it, I even administer them to myself. I pay for them with my own god damn money so fuck you transphobic bigots who say this law is fair. It's not. WE ARE HUMAN TOO Also same anon that ranted. Sorry about that I'm just really pissed and I love and thank you for sticking up for the community. We love you and I love you. And you're right not all trans people transition. We all do what we want to. Some start on T or E and have the full surgery. Some just have top surgery. Some just do testosterone or estrogen. Some never do anything. We're all still trans and we're all valid.

YES ALL OF THIS, sorry i didn’t answer this when it was all happening. but askdkjfas thank you for this message, I LOVE YOU TOO, SO MUCH <333 and i’m glad you feel comfortable enough to voice this in my inbox. yes every trans person is valid no matter what they decide to do with their bodies <3

One of those old hot topic shirts that said " if Darryl dies we riot " but with santi instead of Darryl.

OMG LMAOOOOO NOW THAT’S A CONCEPT who’s making these i want one

your use of references and reaction pics and gifs fucken KILLS ME

Crystal anon here. I googled around my area to find there are none of those y'know, crystal, candle, incense, magic type shops. I have panic attacks when I go outside and I wanted to look into alternative stuff since I'm on meds and w/e. I wanted to know if you or friends had any experience or recommendations for buying crystals online like on etsy or amazon. How can you tell if they're real?x

ooooh ok. usually there are shops like those in cities or even in towns with like kitschy little promenades with independent shops. (i know there’s one around the town over from mine, which is so random lmao) i do have friends that have crystals but i think they mostly just collect them for the ~good vibez~ and don’t really look too far into the healing aspects of them. i would say first go with the one that coincides with your birth because those are the ones that are like specifically catered to you and strengthen your being. as for buying online, hmmmmm i mean i don’t really know any specific trustworthy sellers because i don’t have much experience with this, but definitely read the reviews! those will help you a lot <3

Hello could you please tell us how you edited the pic of rooney in that one post that the anon asked for the unedited version?

i honestly didn’t do much of anything that differs from my usual editing process! i made her eyes a bit bigger by using the clone tool, cloning the top of her eye and applying it a little bit farther up...if that makes sense. it’s hard to explain how to use that tool lmao. and i think i used the liquify tool to bring part of her eyebrow down to look more worried.

there's still a part of me that says she ain't dead and molly is just in a coma lmao end mE

OMFLDKGKJS yeah she’s not dead surprise. i WILL say there is still flashback stuff that will be revealed. well not “revealed” like molly’s death was revealed, like i just still have to showcase some things that happened afterward. because it doesn’t just end with molly’s death, there’s stuff after that as well :~}

I'm Mexican, have lived around Mexicans, have been to Mexico multiple times growing up, just came back from a family trip at practically the border between Mexico and Guatemala and never in my life have I ever heard the word "joder" i had to look it up xD (not hating or anything I just thought I'd mention it cuz I found it funny...lol) k bye...

OK NOT SURE IF the ppl you’ve been around just don’t curse or whatever but...joder is DEFINITELY something i’ve heard mexican people say before lmao

Okay so this is random, but i was telling my sister the name of one your characters in ur story (santi) and she kinda just starts singing his name, and she said "santi high, santi low, santi go." And im just sitting there, like woah.

LMFAO WHATKNJDSKJGD “woah” same

u gonna incorporate fis hat into a really like emotional sad thing in her story huh

oMG i wasn’t planning on it but hmm 🤔

Why no el chingo? NO ME GUSTA (I'm joking btw ily)

LMFAOOOO because i didn’t wanna have to defile my son by downloading the penis mod RIP

let santi grow out dem eyebrows 2kforever

omg he does let them grow out except for the little line he shaved in when he was 14 that never grew back RIP

in ur bio it says "kt" and i know why,, it means killing them as in killing off ur characters slowly i see u gurl

i bet this story was just an excuse for you to see the world burn. well done.

OMG i mean, that was definitely one of the side effects of it all. but really it was just that i NEEDED to get this story out after it had lived in my brain for so long.

ur dead 2 me

I... just.... can't... too much pain Y U DO DIS 2 UZ?!?!!!

#anonymous #nonsims #saviorhide #sunny answers

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