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organic-guacamole · 3 years

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episode 211 let's go

ok first of all, this is the second to last episode guys... I don't even wanna think about how much pain I'll be in after next week's episode

mr mazzara doing the recap-

this is so weird to me and I don't know why

WHY DIDN'T YALL JUST ASK BENJAMIN FOR HELP, THATS LITERALLY HIS THING

is Nini giving out the cards a callback to season 1 when Natalie Bagley said that Nini gave her a card or something on opening night of another musical?

STEPHY AS THE ENCHANTRESS OMG YES

Ricky in the crown gives me Harry styles in that photoshoot vibes

he's so pretty.

ok but why did we never see Ricky and Ashlyn interact before? it's been like 5 seconds and I already love how they bounce off each other and it's just so natural

OH THEY REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERSTUDIES-

well that explains a lot...

so Ricky fell on top of Ashlyn and all that broke for both of them was their wrist-

insert Jake Peralta *coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool no doubt no doubt no doubt*

of course howie was amazing as the beast, were we expecting anything less??

Ricky is so beautiful and I will not shut up about it....

let me enjoy this before the makeup crew slaps mud on his face.

Nini and Ricky talking to eachother? in a civil manner? wasn't she avoiding him just in the last episode? hm ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THEY CANT EXPRESS THEIR FEELINGS JUST LIKE ME HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS, WHATS NEXT? THEY CUT EVERYONE OFF CUZ THEY CANT HANDLE EMOTIONS? ...ha

yes Kaden and Rico, my favourite east high boys 🥰

I mean....where's EJ?

THERE HE IS

EJ AND GINA IN THE BACKGROUND... doing something idek

KOURTNEY'S MOM IS BACK YAY

Howie is a shining star, ofc ofc

the smallest fOrk

can't wait to see the fork burst into song about how she deserves more than to be used to eat salad😌

the duster and the bluster.... ok😃

hi Gina!

hi- oh wow I didn't know Robbie Rotten was in this show!!!!!

the portwell look.

that my friends, is a married couple's look✋

GOSH EJ WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

aww Gina's so excited for this

D word?

Die?

Delicious?

Dom Toretto?

"good, clean fun all alone with someone I dig...a lot"

sir that does not sound very clean to me

SEBLOS

Seb looks so cute standing there next to pope Carlos

DID THEYEY REALLY LIGHT ANTOINE ON FIRE-

I NEED TO SEE THAT

Seb's reading Carlos better than big red read the script in episode 102, this is great development after the "fight"

Kourtney really just made the best outfit for herself and let the rest of them suffer

the way Gina immediately goes to hold on to EJ after the announcement

"tonight we're going to put the U in UTAH"

...

"hey where are you from?"

"TAH"

SEB'S SINGULAR CLAP KILLED ME-

he's officially salt lake city's resident thanos

just wity clapping because for some reason I have a feeling he doesn't know how to snap his fingers...don't ask why

Ms Jenn do you mind encouraging your leads before the show? idk just an idea

pepto bismol product placement smhsmh

those flowers are bigger that big red himself-

*bops along to the opening theme*

that whistle at the end slaps everytime

WHY IS THE AUDIENCE SO MASSIVE

I guess they're all here to see Ms Jenn go on as a fork after Nini decides to *go her own way*

wow i am so funny

so they couldn't do many group scenes cuz of covid, but this 300 person crowd is cool? nice

OO THE VIOLIN GIRL FROM EPISODE 6 IS IN THE ORCHESTRA

HOWIEEEEEE

"Mr Caswell", he said, in the loudest voice possible while backstage at a show that's about to start.

Mazzara what are you trying to pull-

I usually like Benjamin but I don't like his tone

"iS yOuR wHoLe FaMiLy HeRe?" LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW THATS A SOFT SPOT FOR EJ

"we've had some good conversations these past few weeks"

right so what's going to happen after you graduate?

what does he think of you not going to Duke?

what did he say about you giving the sweatshirt that's been in the family for 3 generations to a girl you're not even dating?

good old Mr. M

therapist Mr. Mazzara, they all need it.

start with Ricky though.

"Michael Bowen"

dude why did you shave, now you look less like "hot lumberjack" and more "creep at the gas station"

OH-

does she not like Mike anymore?

why does it sound like jennzzara started dating and now they just sit back and talk smack about everyone in their freetime

break the fourth wall-

uhhhh im scared

why am I scared

he's scary

hehe flowers for Ricky, obviously for Ricky, ObViOuSLY

oh boy poor Michael

this man is in love, rip

why does Ms Jenn always look at people with her eyes open so wide

LILYYYY

I'm only excited because I really like the idea of lily and Ricky being friends, nothing more.

ha this guy's got jokes

a MOAT AROUND THE SCHOOL

wheeze

also he's very pretty.

"the wolves and very talented humans"

how dare he forget to mention the very talented wolves and normal humans, smh erasure

"being nice, what a concept" ted talk by Lily who still doesn't have a last name

did she just say lol out loud

same with the hug emoji last episode-

go touch some grass babes

the way he didn't say no, but said he didn't know how the east high kids would react-

not saying he does want to date her but that's an interesting thing to think about, also another thing to write an essay analysis on just to leave it in my drafts for a few months

awww lily genuinely trying to help him

sorry guys, I've been taken by the Lily charm (didn't know it existed until now but oh well)

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID I'LL NEVER SHIP PORTWELL?

just look at me now

the Lily wink I can't she's so cute-

HELP ME I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY LIL-

David Attenborough?

oh nvm it's Benjamin narrating the show in a really weird British accent for some reason.

STEPHY GOT MORE LINES YAY GOOD FOR HER

also is this to show that Nini doesn't care about being the star of the show anymore? the way she's supporting everyone else even though she's a fork?

I would pay for a special of the full musical ngl

OOO THE TRANSFORMATION WAS SMOOTH

shockingly

yo where did the makeup come from

man I wish I was a theatre kid

THIS IS STEPHY'S EPISODE NOW IDC✋

my girl is starring

"needs an X-factor"

Simon Cowbell creeps in

"it's a yes from me"

and them boom, he takes Nini and mistreats her horribly and then she comes back to theatre after deciding music isn't for her👍

"I thought she just hog-tied him?"

don't ask sebby, it's better if you don't know.

imagine they spotlight the wrong person and this dude is just some random person that likes writing down stuff during shows.

Ms Jenn just let them do what they rehearsed (at some point we never saw) or else this is gonna end horribly wrong

"help"

same Carlos, same

I love how seb is just his translator rn

I thought he said "great displeasure" instead of "greatest pleasure"....help?

big red coming out from throwing up to see his girlfriend star is the cutest thing in this show.

Ash and Gina dancing is so fun

I'm imagining them practicing at night at their home, watching the movie for the 100th time and making sure their one dance together is perfect

KOURTNEY YES

HOWIE IS IN LOVE AHHHH

I LOVE HOWIE SO MUCH

SEBBY

THIS SCENE HAS SO MUCH GOING ON I CAN'T KEEP UP

THIS IS SO GOOD

HOW???

no because I'm actually crying

I'm dead serious.

we need this musical released as a special

big red is so proud and I love to see it

Natalie: "if you do not by at least 20 dollars in concessions, you do not support art"

rando in the audience: "but I pay for ad free Spotify"

Mr Mazzara clapping in the distance

Gigi, the guy you like is talking to you, complimenting you and hyping you up

YOU LUCKY LITTLE FEATHER DUSTER

aw EJ teasing her about the chocolates in a way that doesn't make her feel bad? take notes Richard

JORDAN FISHER

there is no rest of the show idc Jordan is it for me

THE WIG CAP ON RICKY OMG

they look like they're high and having "deep" conversations on the floor

THE MEAN GIRL WITH THE EYES-

@sunshine-julie-molina YOU HEAR THAT

Natalie really just be coming for them all

Howie what is happening rn

I'm scared

"did you enjoy it"

"very much"

dude wants a kiss so bad

ASHLYN OMG

NO DON'T DO IT BECAUSE OF LILY, PUT YOUR OWN TWIST ON IT

I want a Jordan autograph please

just keep swim- oh pushing...

Gina is literally a giant next to him and I live for it

am I about to cry for the 3rd time in this episode?

yes.

Ricky's leg kicks under the table makes me so happy aw

the portwell glances will kill me.

ah yes, mashed potato snow

Mr. M.... I'm not a theatre kid but even I know you can't have your phone on backstage.

Howie please just do it

CHIP'S BIG LINE I CANT

I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE IT AMD SCREAM INTO MY MASK FOR A SOLID 2 MINUTES (I'm not at home rn) HES SO CUTE

oh ok bye Jordan

oo tea

NOT HIM BEING STARSTRUCK BECAUSE HE'S MEETING HIS FUTURE BROTHER IN LAW-

"we're all just glad Gigi has a big brother figure in her life"

excuse me for a few thousand hours while I laugh hysterically

THE CAMERA ZOOM ON EJS FACE AND EVERYTHING-

STOP EJ LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA CRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY WITH THE STAGE MAKE-UP

someone else said this already but I think it's hilarious that they had to bring in 2 guest characters to create some portwell angst

omg this really is Cici's episode, found family is their thing

elevator music lol

I'm gonna bet that big red took the harness for his surprise for Ashlyn without realising what it was

did Ms. Jenn just....tell her most mentally unstable student....to commit suicide....on a disney show...was that....I'm very....well....what the actual-

oh and there she goes running off instead of trying to make it right

oh wow Nini's the hero, she's gonna save the show 🤩

😐

the judge is doing a sudoku

honestly if I went to the hsm show as well, I'd come prepared for this one too

Lily why are you looking like that-

I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE YOU DON'T MESS THIS UP

wow ok, there goes that.

omg

what if Howie was acting weird because he knew what Lily did and wanted to tell Kourtbut Lily threatened him so he was scared to-

anyways see y'all clowns next week when we all simultaneously lose all motivation for the week without Fridays to look forward to.

#hsmtmts #hsmtmts s2 #hsmtmts season 2 #hsmtmts spoilers #ej caswell #gina porter #ricky bowen #nini salazar roberts #seb mathew smith #carlos rodriguez #big red #ashlyn caswell #kourtney greene #howie my pizza king #lily hsmtmts

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feysandfeels · 3 years

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Bless that T Swift/SJM crossover anon!! Can I add some other ones?!

The 1 - Chaol & Celaena after she’s Aelin again (or Chaol & Nesryn.....poor Chaol)

The Last Great American Dynasty - more like the Last Great Terrasen Dynasty lol

My Tears Ricochet - Aelin @ Arobyn

Mirrorball - Lysandra

Mad Woman = AELIN

The Lakes - Aelin talking about Rowan when she’s tired of it all

Not my (Chloe Ting sponsored) ass realizing just now that the original anon meant all the sjm pairings, but since I’m deep in the acotar trash atm I only made those.

ACOTAR I & II

Apologies jeje.

Manorian: generally speaking they have such reputation vibes. Immaculate record for immaculate couple.

... Ready for it? - “But if he's a ghost, then I can be a phantom Holdin' him for ransom” // “Younger than my exes but he act like such a man, so I see nothing better, I keep him forever Like a vendetta-ta” // “You should see the things we do, baby In the middle of the night, in my dreams I know I'm gonna be with you So I take my time Are you ready for it?”. Listen do I really need to explain this or do we all just see it?. This song has the electricity, the sexyness, the roughness, the daring aspect that makes manorian be the GOD tier couple that they are.

I’d Lie - Right, bare with me but I will lol at this forever because Manon is basically “And I could tell you his favorite color's green He loves to argue, born on the seventeenth His sister's beautiful, he has his father's eyes And if you asked me if I love him, I'd lie”. It’s such a weird song to associate with them but it fits her so well hahahahaha because my girl lives in such denial that I just can’t hahahahahahaaha and like “I don't let nobody see me wishing he was mine” this is MANON FOR DORIAN ALL THE TIME, and everyone is like but we see you wanting him so just do something about it!!!

Rowaelin

Willow - this screams Rowan looking at Aelin: “Wherever you stray I follow I'm begging for you to take my hand Wreck my plans That's my man”. He straight up left Maeve and the blood pact thingy they had for the blond girl he met three months prior. Also “Wait for the signal and I'll meet you after dark Show me the places where the others gave you scars Now this is an open-shut case Guess I should've known from the look on your face Every bait and switch was a work of art”, this speaks of the vulnerability shared through HoF about their scars and of Rowan realizng that every step he took was so he would met her. Willow is Rowan’s song for Aelin.

The Lakes- LET HER GO TO TERRASEN WHERE ALL THE POETS WENT TO DIE, LET HER STAY SO THAT WISTERIA GROWS AROUND HER FEET BECAUSE SHE HASN’T MOVED IN YEARS.

Elorcan

Hoax - the balance of the deep betrayal and the love, the hurt and the I would choose you again all of the nuances of Lorcan’s betrayal and the shattered illusions that speak of them even in their absences, are in Hoax: “Stood on the cliffside Screaming, "Give me a reason" Your faithless love's the only hoax I believe in Don't want no other shade of blue But you No other sadness in the world would dI believe in Don't want no other shade of blue But you No other sadness in the world would do”.

Lysandeon

Paper rings- “The wine is cold Like the shoulder that I gave you in the street Cat and mouse for a month or two or three Now I wake up in the night and watch you breathe”. This song matches their energy so well even if the lyrics don’t all offer exact parallels. They did however play cat and mouse for a month or two or three. “I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings Uh huh, that's right Darling, you're the one I want” Lysandra being accustomed to the finer things in life but she would slum it for Aedion; she is here for thick and thin.

Nesraq:

Gorgeous - “Of your magnetic field being a little too strong And I got a boyfriend (Chaol), he's older than us He's in the club (palace) doing, I don't know what (Yrene....) You're so cool (Sartaq really is the coolest), it makes me hate you so much (I hate you so much)” // You make me so happy (dude Nesryn loves spending time with him and he feels valued), it turns back to sad (fuck what about Chaol.. we promised each other it give it ago), yeah There's nothing I hate more than what I can't have (because he’s the prince and I’m not royal) You are so gorgeous it makes me so mad”.

Chaorene:

Dancing with our hands tied - even if the lyrics don’t create perfect parallels, I think the main theme of the song being two people that want to be together, but feel their relationship has a lot of baggage would fit them well. Yrene has to get over her hate for Adarlan (even though she has every every every right to hate Adarlan) and Chaol has to get over *himself*. “I, I loved you in spite of Deep fears that the world would divide us So, baby, can we dance Oh, through an avalanche? And say, say that we got it I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted”.

Sam x Celaena:

I know places - them trying to run away so they could find a safe place to be in love? indeed. Me crying right now because they never got to? you bet: “'Cause they got the cages, they got the boxes And guns They are the hunters, we are the foxes And we runBaby, I know places we won't be found and They'll be chasing their tails trying to track us down Cause I, I, I, I know places we can hide, I, I (...)”.

Dorian x Celaena:

The Way I loved you - To Dorian from Aelin... with love, friendship love that is. Because she recognizes the potential in him, in them, she knows he would be good to her and she knows that she indeed fell for him hard enough to want him for herself, but it just doesn’t feel like *that* anymore.

Red - From Dorian’s perspective: “Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead end street Faster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly”// “Touching him was like realizing all you ever wanted Was right there in front of you Memorizing him was as easy as knowing all the words To your old favorite song Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword And realizing there's no right answer”. They were literally a crash and burn. But neither of them can actually bring themselves to regret it. It was fun while it lasted and in its way it brought them closer.

Chaol x Celaena:

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - self explanatory, this is them through QoS. My Celorian ass is here for this pettiness I will take no criticism.

Forever and Always - “Was I out of line? Did I say something way too honest, made you run and hide Like a scared little boy I looked into your eyes Thought I knew you for a minute, now I'm not so sure So here's to everything coming down to nothing Here's to silence, that cuts me to the core Where is this going? Thought I knew for a minute, but I don't anymore” This was essentially Chaol’s thought process wondering why him an Celaena don’t work anymore and feeling like... a “we were supposed to be together 5ever what happened.... besides me not doing much to prevent her bff’s death and working for the dude that orchestrated the murder of her nation ?”

August - if I’m being honest this song fits them too not my fave song from folklore being for my least favorite couple in this story but if I gave Feylin some of my all time favorites I can give this one to them, but like “But I can see us lost in the memory August slipped away into a moment in time 'Cause it was never mine And I can see us twisted in bedsheets August sipped away like a bottle of wine 'Cause you were never mine Your back beneath the sun Wishin' I could write my name on it” Even though Chaol was ready to leave it all for her (he would literally cancel plans.. his life plans in case she’d call) she knew that this was an impossibility, their time was brief and it slipped away like a bottle of wine. She could never be his, because she was not entirely herself with him being Aelin meant opening up a lot of things and if Chaol had a hard time getting past a lot of Celaena’s traits then we can imagine the work, literally work he would have to do to accept Aelin... you know what, we don’t have to imagine it... it’s right there in QoS and ToD, anywho, he could never write his name on her back because she was never his, because he did not accept her for all that she was.

Aelin x Dorian x Chaol:

Long live - “I said, remember this moment, in the back of my mind The time we stood with our shaking hands The crowds in stands went wild We were the kings and the queens” // “Will you take a moment? Promise me this That you'll stand by me forever But if, God forbid, fate should step in And force us into a goodbye If you have children some day When they point to the pictures Please tell them my name Tell them how the crowds went wild Tell them how I hope they shine Long live the walls we crashed through I had the time of my life, with you” // I’m emotional right now and I need to cry it out.

I’m not 100% sure on the Chaoyrene one... but I think it’s good enough for me to post this hahaha

Anywho, I hope whoever asked for this enjoyed it 💛💛

#Feysandfeelsasks #Rowaelin #Manorian #Elorcan #Chaorene #Nesraq #Lysandion #Celorian #I don't know what Chaol and Celaena were #sorry

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jalapeno-princess · 4 years

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Too Hot

Firefighter Mark X CEO Reader

Word Count: 7.2k (HAHAHAHAHA so much for a drabble I always get carried away when it comes to Mark)

Genre: Fluff, Smut and a tiny bit of angst

Warnings: Intended for readers 18+, oral (both male and female receiving), degradation, cunninglus, dry humping, thigh riding, choking, fingering, hand job, face fucking, face riding

Summary: The chief of your local fire department pays you your monthly visit to your company in order to do your hazard safety check. While the two begin to argue, neither of you realize that you are the only two left in the building. When you come to the conclusion that something is wrong, you and Mark decide to leave the building. However, because of how stubborn your are and not wanting to follow Mark’s direction of taking the stairs, you choose to take the elevator and to your surprise, he ends un joining you. Unfortunately, the elevator comes to a complete stop causing you to go in a frenzy. He tries his best to comfort you, but in those moments as he held you and tried to calm you down, he ends up confessing his feelings for you and the two of you end up having hot, steamy and extremely passionate elevator sex.

A/N: I’ve been wanting to write about firefighter Mark for the longest time (I think he’d be an amazing firefighter and if I’m remembering correctly, he stated in an interview that he always wanted to be a firefighter ugh firefighter Mark gives me UnHoLy ThOuGhTs I hope you enjoy anon!

“Ms.Y/n, the chief of the fire department is here for our monthly safety assessment. Should I send him in?”

You released a frustrated sigh before nodding in agreement and quietly thanking your receptionist. After she had left your office, you returned back to your computer and continued to work on the presentation for the meeting you had with some of your clients.

Being the CEO of one the most prestigious fashion companies in the country was a lot to handle sometimes, especially because you were only twenty-three years old and your job consisted of many responsibilities. However, you would never trade your job for anything else in the world. You weren’t upset with having to work on the proposal. No, you were upset with the thought of Mark Tuan being back at your company.

Not only was he the chief of your district’s fire department, but he was the biggest pain in your ass. Every single time he’d come in to do his rounds of making sure your business was running smoothly and that the environment was safe enough for you and your employees to be working in, he never failed to do and say things that you were more than certain he knew would push your buttons. It’s as if he pointed out the tiniest mistakes to make you look unprofessional and that you weren’t taking care of your company.

It started off with simple things such as how you had so many plugs on one extension chord which was bad for both the electricity bill and for the power chord. Apparently it could “cause a fire” and he would have to ding you on that small mistake. Then came the comment about how you hardly had enough fire extinguishers throughout the facility and claimed that you would regret it one day if a fire were to break out. He also found it stupid that the nearest fire alarm was in the back of the refrigerator and felt that it made no sense to have one if it was practically in hiding. You hated how involved he was in the choices you made and how you ran your company.

All he had to do was check the damn place and rate you for it. He didn’t have to ridicule almost every single one of your decisions. You also hated that you thought extremely handsome and that you’ve daydreamed about him fucking you in the back of his fire truck or up against one of the poles in the firehouse. It didn’t help that he would flirt with you every so often but you had always thought he would make certain vulgar comments in order to piss you off. Unfortunately, it would only make things harder for you. Every time he bit his bottom lip in frustration when you would make a nasty remark towards him, you could only imagine how his teeth would feel nipping and sucking against the juncture your neck, on your thighs and your clit.

You have always thought he had the prettiest lips and you wanted nothing more than to feel them against yours. He had quite the naughty mouth, you could only hope that one day he would put it to good use and bring you to the brink of insanity with that tongue of his. When you heard the not so soft pound on the door, you grunted before yelling for him to come in.

“Well hello to you too. You’re obviously happy to see me.” You scoffed and rolled your eyes in irritation. He was wearing his firefighter uniform and it took every bone in your body to keep your mouth shut to prevent yourself from drooling at the sight. Everybody knew that most fire fighters were in great shape. It was required for them to work out at least five times a week in order to be able to run, climb up a ladder and carry up to sixty pounds if the situation called for it. Seeing how Mark’s biceps were close to ripping his shirt and the way his slacks hugged his thick thighs and ridiculously nice shaped ass made the tingling sensation between your legs grow even more painful the longer he was in your presence.

“It’s always a pleasure Tuan. Now hurry up and begin your assessment you ass wipe. I’m extremely busy and the last thing I need is for you to make up some dumb reason for not passing me this month.”

He gave you his signature smirk before walking towards your desk. “The reasons why I don’t pass you aren’t stupid y/n. You have a lot of fire hazards in this room alone. What more this entire facility? As chief of the fire department, it is my duty to make sure that everything is running smoothly here when it comes to anything that has to deal with fire safety.”

You scoffed in disbelief. “Oh really? Well I’ve asked some of your colleagues come here to inspect the place and not one of them seem to think that my company is “hazardous” as you so claim it to be. If anything, both Jaebum and BamBam say it’s one of the safest work environments that they’ve ever had to check up on. Admit it, you just enjoy doing things to make me mad. It’s like you get off at the thought of me breaking the rules and getting in trouble for not taking precaution and going through the measures of “saving electricity” and other random shit like that. You’re an actual work of art Mark Tuan.”

This earned you a spine tingling glare but you didn’t bat an eye at his gaze. If anything, it turned you on even more. “Whatever y/n. You can go ahead and continue thinking I’m out to get you when really I just care about your safety and the well-being of your employees. I’ll take my leave now and I’ll be out of your hair in no time.”

You didn’t think your words had an effect on him in any way, but when you saw the way his shoulders slumped and how his whole playful demeanor changed in to a strict and cold one, you couldn’t help but feel bad. A few minutes after he left your office, your conscience and the guilt was eating away at you and you couldn’t help but want to go outside, find Mark and apologize for being so brash. He was just doing his job and although you might not agree with the way he did things, he was the fireman and he obviously knew more about fire safety than you did. However, right as you were about to walk out of your office, Mark was making his way back inside.

“I was just about to come looking for you. Is something wrong?” His brows furrowed and he leaned up against the door.

“Did you send all your employees home or something? Nobodies here.” You looked at him in disbelief as if he grew another head. What did he mean nobody was there? Where could they all have gone? You had a total of 150 employees working for your company and at least 25 that worked on your floor. Did something happen that they had to evacuate the building and if so, why didn’t they come and notify you? You followed Mark in to the hallway and you felt a weird feeling build up in your stomach at the sight of the empty workroom.

“I didn’t hear a fire alarm go off, did you?” He shook his head in disagreement and began to head to the stairs.

“Maybe it’s best for us to leave just in case something did happen.” You looked at him and frowned.

“You have another thing coming for you if you think I’m going to be walking down 20 flights of stairs Mark Tuan. I’m taking the elevator. You have fun.” This earned you a sarcastic chuckle.

“You can’t be serious right? If the building is on fire, or there is something going on right now that we’re not aware of, then we obviously have to take the stairs. Now is not the time to disagree with me y/n. Who the fuck takes an elevator in a situation like this? God gave you beauty but you lack brains. Why am I not surprised?”

You were sure your cheeks were now red as a rose from both his compliment and your frustration. Deep down, you knew he was right, but neither of you could just assume something bad was going on. For all you knew, maybe they were on a different floor working on a project together. Wouldn’t at least one of your employees run in to your office if the building was on fire?

“Suit yourself fire boy. I’m taking the elevator. Have fun going down all those stairs.” You made your way in to the elevator and right as it was about to close, Mark let out a frustrated sigh and joined you.

“What do you think you’re doing? You said so yourself, taking an elevator is a dumb decision. You’re worried about me aren’t you?”

He chided you. “No. I just didn’t want to take the stairs. You’re not the only one with a strenuous job you know. I put out fires for a living. If there’s another way to get down to the lobby rather than walking down all those flights of stairs, I’m not going to waste my energy if I don’t have to.”

As much as he was getting on your nerves, you’d be lying if you said you didn’t enjoy being in such a tight and enclosed space with him. Unfortunately, as the two of you started to descend downwards, the elevator stopped. Your heart rate began to increase as your stomach sank and your nerves built up.

“Mark, what’s going on?” He made his way towards the buttons and began pressing on all of the safety bells and the button to call in case of an emergency.

“I told you we should’ve took the stairs, you never listen to me, now look at us. We’re stuck in here. If only you put your pride away and your hate for me to the side for once then maybe we wouldn’t be in this situation—hey. Y/n why are you crying? Shit—shit shit no please don’t. Fuck, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean that I’m just frustrated. Please stop crying.”

He pulled you in to his embrace and ran his fingers through your hair while softly rubbing on your back in attempts to get your cries to simmer down. After a few moments, your cries finally stopped but he continued to hold you in his arms while whispering comforting words against your neck. You were in so much shock that you failed to realize this was the first time you and Mark have ever been civil with one another. His arms felt so good wrapped around your waist and you loved the way it felt to rest your head on his chest. You could feel his heartbeat against your cheek and it was beating at such a rapid pace. You knew that yours was practically doing the same thing, but his was probably reacting to the nerves from the situation while yours was caused by how close your bodies were to one another.

To your dismay, he pulled away from you but only so that he could attempt to call 911. When Mark began to dial the operator, you could feel your chest getting tight at the thought of being in such an enclosed space. You’ve always suffered from claustrophobia and it didn’t help that you were currently locked in with a man who you thought hated your entire existence.

“Hi, yes the elevator shut down. No I’m in here with someone else. Yeah. Okay. We’re fine. Thirty minutes? Seriously? I understand. Thank you.” Once he got off the phone, he released an exhausted sigh and kicked the wall out of frustration. “Hey, you okay? You’re hyperventilating. Y/n—“ you didn’t even notice you were practically heaving at this point but you couldn’t help but feel as if the walls were closing in.

“I—claustrophobia—can’t breathe—scared of tight spaces—I need to get out of here.” When Mark took a look at you and saw you huddling in a fetal position, he felt his heart sink. You’ve always held your head up high and had such a powerful presence. He’s never seen you so frail and weak before and he hated the sight of it. He quickly made his way towards you and sat on the ground while bringing you on top of his lap and rocking you back and forth in the hopes of calming you down. To both your surprises, he left a kiss on your forehead and placed his chin on your shoulder.

“We’ll be out of here in no time okay? You’ll be fine. I’m here y/n. I’m going to take good care of you okay? Just relax.” The skin ship made you feel at ease and to be quite honest, Mark’s arms were the safest place you’ve ever been so far. He had a tight grip on you, as if he was afraid of losing you and you found yourself wrapping your arms around his neck and placing your head against the crook of it in order to be as close to him as possible.

“I’m sorry. This is all my fault. You probably hate being stuck in here with me and I’m sure you had other things to do. I should’ve listened to you. I’m sorry for always being such a bitch when you only have the best in mind for me. I don’t know what I’d do if you weren’t here. Thank you. I really appreciate how patient you’re being with me and for all that you do to make sure my company is safe. You’re an amazing person Mark and an equally amazing chief.”

With the way you were looking at him with a glimmer in your eyes, Mark felt as if his heart was about to combust. God your lips looked so kissable and although you were sweating from the lack of air in the elevator, you were a sight for sore eyes. Mark has always thought you were breathtakingly beautiful and with the way you would act so brash towards him turned him on even more. He loved how much of an independent woman you were.

To Mark’s delight, the white blouse you were wearing just so happened to be see through and unbeknownst to you, your whole chest area was practically soaking and it was causing a problem in Mark’s pants. The tight and extremely short skirt you were currently wearing didn’t do much help either and since you were sitting on his cock, he couldn’t help but get turned on even more. Once you felt something hard pressed up against your ass, you were quick to get aroused at the sensation. Before you knew it, you found yourself turning around and bringing your hand down to his hard on. You made eye contact with him and began to palm him through his slacks earning yourself the most sexiest and breathy moan you’ve ever heard.

“You know, for someone who hates me, you seem pretty excited to be alone with me.” He growled when you pulled your hand away and roughly yanked you on to his lap and began grinding you against his thigh.

“I never hated you. If I’m being honest, I’ve always had feelings for you but I never did anything about it because you make it obvious that you hate me. If I hated you, I wouldn’t have a fucking painful ass boner right now because of you, would I?” You giggled before finally giving him what he wanted. As you unzipped his pants, you couldn’t help but bite your bottom lip at the way he was looking at you so seductively.

“I like you a lot y/n. It’s actually embarrassing to admit just how much I like you. It might be even more than that, who knows? All I know is that I find my mind wandering to you even if I only see you once a month. I always look forward to the day I get to see you again and having you now—I can’t—I can’t believe this is happening right now.”

You brought your hand up to his face and cupped his cheek softly. “I like you too Mark. You piss me off and cause my blood pressure to rise, but I think you’re wonderful and extremely fucking sexy nonetheless.”

“Wait y/n, before we go any further, I need to do something.” Right as you were going to ask him what he meant, his lips were on yours. The kiss the rough. All the months of built up anger and so called hatred for one another on top of the lust and need for each other was being released in to the kiss. His hands made their way down to your ass and he squeezed all but gently before slapping both cheeks. It was painful, but extremely pleasurable and you could feel your core tightening at the way he was treating you so animalistic. His lips continuously attacked yours and he licked your bottom lip asking for entrance. The feeling of his tongue against yours was indescribable.

Every time you’ve witnessed him licking his lips before, you’d find yourself wanting to know how they would feel against your core, licking and slurping up all your juices. He pulled away in order to leave chaste kisses along your jaw and your neck and you took this time to finally relieve him of his constraints.

“Fuck y/n, I’ve always dreamt about the day I’d get to kiss these pretty pink lips of yours. You’re so fucking beautiful you know that? God, I can’t fathom in to words how much of an amazing person I think you are. Your lips are so addicting baby. I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of kissing you. However, as much fun as I’m having, I really need to fuck you. Like right now.”

His words went straight to your core and you didn’t need to feel yourself to know you were soaking wet. The two of you were dry humping each other, it wasn’t going to take long for the tingling sensation between your thighs to get set on fire. Once you freed him from his boxers, he let out a sigh of relief and as soon as you began to run your thumb against his slit and brought some of his pre cum in to your mouth, his eyes rolled back at how good it all felt. Your mouth practically watered at the size of him. He was huge and it was expected. He had a huge ego and he sure made up for it. You couldn’t help but want to tease him.

You’ve been wanting to be in this situation from the day he walked in to your life, you weren’t going to go easy on him. As good as it felt having your dainty little fingers drag along the side of his cock, it was driving him crazy. He was about to complain about how slow you were going but buried his face in to your chest once you finally began to pump him. “Fuck y/n, just like that. Faster—please go faster—ah fuck-“ Since you were in control, you decided to mess around with him and practically changed the pace every five seconds.

You’d pump him at a very fast pace only to slow it down and tease him at an agonizing and leisurely pace. He brought his fingers up to your cheek and turned your face so that you were making direct eye contact with him.

“Keep teasing me baby and see where that gets you.” His raspy voice while he threatened you sent heat directly to your core. Your next few words didn’t surprise you and it caused Mark to groan in pleasure.

“Why don’t you fuck this dirty mouth of mine then huh? I’ve been wanting to suck you off for as long as I can remember. You’ve been doing a great job of taking care of me while we’re in here now it’s my turn to take care of you.” You motioned for him to stand and he didn’t hesitate to get up off the ground and lean up against the wall. You crawled over towards him and wrapped your fingers around him before spitting against his painful looking erection in order to lubricate it.

You pumped him for a few seconds and ran your thumb along his veins causing a few breathy moans to fall from his pretty lips. You kissed the tip before circling your tongue around it. The grunt that left his lips the longer you toyed around with him made you giggle but you knew he was having a hard time watching you simply tease him while his cock was aching for you to do more.

“Y/n, fuck baby. Please stop teasing me. Your tongue feels so fucking good. Do something, anything. Suck me off already damnit—f—fuck. Mmmmmm—“ as much as you loved hearing Mark beg for you to do something, anything to help soothe the pain of his hardened cock, you couldn’t wait to have him shoved down your throat. You wrapped your fingers around the base of his cock and took as much of him in to your mouth as you possibly could.

Since you felt as if he had enough of your teasing, you began to bob your head up and down along his shaft at a quick and steady pace. When you looked up at him and saw his head tilt back while he was quietly moaning and cursing under his breath got you to go harder. Seeing him writhing at your fingertips was such a mind blowing feeling. For all those months that he made snide comments about your work ethic, to the times where he nonchalantly called you pretty, you couldn’t believe that here you were with his long and thick member hitting the back of your throat. He brought his hands down to your hair and gently gripped it while guiding you back and forth. Your hands made their way down to his balls and you began to fondle them while grazing your teeth along the side of his dick.

“Shit, shit—you’re taking my cock so well baby. Do you think I could face fuck you y/n? I know you can handle it princess. Let me fuck that potty mouth of yours.” As Mark looked down at you and saw you smirk up at him so innocently while nodding in agreement, he could feel himself getting closer and closer to his end. There was no way you were real. How could someone look so adorable doing something so naughty, so dirty. Mark didn’t know how you felt, but after tonight he knew he needed to have you many more times.

Before you allowed Mark to take control and face fuck you, you decided to show some more love you his balls and brought one in your mouth, licking, nipping and sucking on it while fondling with the other one. He brought his thumb right below your cheekbone and began grazing it softly.

“You’re so beautiful y/n. So so pretty. Fuck, that feels so good—your mouth—ah fuck your mouth—“ you pulled away with a loud pop because you grew curious to hear what he was trying to say.

“What about my mouth baby? Tell me how good it feels.” He looked at you with so much lust in his eyes before pulling your hair and shoving you back to his cock. Once you wrapped your lips back around him, he lowered his hands to the back of your head and began to thrust himself in your mouth. You wrapped your hands around his thighs and allowed him to set the pace. It was obvious that he was getting you back for teasing him earlier because now, he was showing your mouth no mercy. He was ramming himself inside the wet and warm walls of your mouth like his life depended on it.

“Your mouth feels amazing. It’s like you were made to suck my dick y/n. Your mouth is so tight and so warm. I’m sure your pretty little cunt feels just as good and I can’t wait to be balls deep inside of you. Look at you, you dirty little slut. My cock looks so good down this pretty little throat. How does it feel for you? Do you enjoy being face fucked by me y/n? All those dirty little fantasies of yours are coming true huh?” You moaned against him at the sound of his lewd comments and the vibrations went straight to his length. You knew he was closed by the way he was tensing up around you and you took his reactions as a sign to go faster.

“Fuck y/n, you’re actually going to be the death of me you know that? I’m going to cum—“ you beamed up at him and continued your ministrations. “Fuck, fuck, fuck—“ before you knew it, he was releasing his load in to your mouth and you milked him for all he was worth. His warm, creamy liquid felt good going down as your swallowed him up entirely.

“Holy shit y/n, if I knew you’d give me the suck of my life I would’ve gotten us in this situation earlier. You did so well my baby girl. Ugh, I can’t wait to be inside of you. But first, I can’t help but be a little curious.” As you were about to ask him what he meant, his fingers made their way up in to your skirt and he dragged them against your panties. “You’re soaking wet y/n. All because you sucked me off? I can’t wait to see how your cunt will take me. You’re practically an ocean y/n. Are you even real?”

You giggled against his chest and pulled him down in order to steal a chaste kiss from the corner of his lips. “I can’t believe you’re only wearing panties under this skirt. It’s like you want to be punished.” He sat back down and pulled you on to his lap so that your back was against his chest and your ass was pressed up against his crotch. He wrapped one of his arms around your waist as his free hand made it’s way down to your core.

To your dismay, he began to touch you everywhere but where you needed him the most. His fingers began to trace patterns along the inside of your thighs and all you could do was lean your head back against his chest and bite down on your lip to prevent yourself from begging. You knew he wanted to get back at you from teasing him earlier but unlike Mark, you were never one to give in to easily.

“Mark—“ he hummed against your cheek in curiosity.

“Yes baby? Use your words.” You began to wiggle around and rub your ass against his cock before guiding his hand to your entrance.

“We don’t have enough time for you to tease me. They could open the doors now for all you know and people will walk in on us looking like this.” He snickered before finally giving you what you want.

“Don’t lie y/n, the idea of someone walking in here and seeing me fuck your brains out excites you doesn’t it? I’m sure exhibitionism is probably a kink of yours because fuck, the idea of service men walking in on us fucking is driving me crazy.” He pulled down your underwear and dragged his finger back and forth along your slit earning himself a few moans. He slipped in one finger and you found yourself humming gently in contentment. “Shit y/n, you’re so tight.”

He added another finger inside and as much as you didn’t want to be vocal about how it felt in fear of someone actually being outside of the elevator doors and listening to you sing for Mark, you couldn’t help but release a cry from pleasure. Mark began to finger you roughly and he played with your swollen nub to rile you up some more. As you watched him shove his digits back and forth in to your wet folds, you brought your head back and placed it against his chest.

“Mmmmm, so good Mark. Your fingers feel so good. Please go faster.” He giggled and to your dismay, he pulled away completely. “Mark—“ he stole a sweet kiss from your lips before bringing his two fingers in to his mouth and sucking it clean of your essence. The sight made you practically drool.

“You taste amazing princess. Mind if I get a taste straight from the source?” You were quick you nod your head in agreement causing Mark’s laugh to fill up the tiny space at how eager you were to have him go down on you. He took a few moments to decide how he’d go about eating you out and told you to place your legs on both side of his shoulders. He gripped at your ass before bringing his face up against your heat. You placed your hands up against the walls and couldn’t help but grind yourself along his tongue.

He placed a chaste kiss against your clit and playfully brought it in between his teeth before licking and sucking on it. His mouth was warm against your pussy and the slurping sounds that he made as he began to lick and delve his tongue in between your folds was such a overwhelming feeling. He brought his fingers up to your clit and shoved both of them inside, roughly pumping them in to your cunt while eating you out like a man starved. The feeling of him moaning and humming against your core caused the coil in your stomach to tighten the longer you continued to ride his face.

“You look so pretty riding my face, I can’t wait to see you look bouncing against my cock. Are you almost there y/n?” You nodded, your face full of both exhaustion yet desire.

“I’m close—so close. Your fingers and your tongue are fucking me so well. Mmm—just like that—I’m coming Mark.” You saw white once you released yourself in to his mouth and he lapped up all of your juices while leaving soft kisses all around your pussy. When he was done, he pulled you off of him and stood up.

“You taste so good. I could eat you out for hours but now—I really need to be inside of you. We’ll test how long it takes for you to get numb from me eating you out another time okay? I love being in between these luscious this of yours. These would be the perfect kind of earmuffs to wear back at the firehouse—ow y/n what was that for?”

You playfully shoved his shoulder and began to take your top off but he stopped you. “As much as I want nothing more than to have your beautiful tits on display and watch them bounce as I drill myself in to you, I don’t want anyone else but me seeing you like this. But know this y/n, I plan on having you many times, in multiple ways once we get out of here. Well, if you allow me to. I want nothing more than to have you like this as much as I can. You drive me crazy baby.”

The idea of having sex with Mark again sent chills to your spine. He had yet to penetrate you yet you knew you already wanted more. Not only did your body craved him, but your mind and heart did too.

“Ah shit, I don’t have a condom.” He groaned in disappointment but you brought your lips up to his ear and sucked on the skin right below it.

“I’m on the pill if that works for you.” The growl that came from the back of his throat answered your question and you found yourself being shoved up against the wall. The idea of getting to fuck you raw and releasing his seed inside of you sent shivers down Mark’s spine. His head was practically spinning. He began to attack your neck with soft, gentle kissing while caressing the skin right about your hip bone.

After showing love to the juncture of your neck for a few moments, Mark decided he could no longer take the foreplay no matter how much he loved making his mark on you. Your skin was soft under his touch and everything about that moment was making him impatient. He needed to be inside of you. He brought his cock up to your entrance and dragged it along your folds causing the both of you to moan in unison at the sensation. He connected your lips together and kissed you roughly before bringing himself inside of you.

You weren’t one to have sex so often, so the feeling of him inside of you was uncomfortable. Especially because of the size of his girth. The stretch was foreign to you, but you knew he was trying his best to take your mind off of the pain with the way he was molding his lips against yours. However, the feeling of him stretching you out caused the both of you to sigh in contentment.

“Holy shit y/n, you feel so good. So warm. So tight. Are you okay? Does it hurt?” You shook your head and placed a chaste kiss on his jaw.

“I’m fine. You can move Mark. I’m sure it’s driving you crazy having to stay still. I want it—need it too. I trust you.” Once he heard you allow him permission to move, he took no time picking up the pace and thrusted in to you like a jackhammer. His grip on your hips was rough and he hoisted you up so that he could wrap your legs around his waist and fill you up deeper. The feeling of the tip of his cock hitting your cervix while his balls rammed against your abdomen sent your eyes rolling to the back of your head. He lowered his hands to your ass and began to knead gently while he continued bottoming in and out of you. You were practically bouncing on him at this point and it only made you want more if it was even possible.

The sound of skin on skin slapping echoed throughout the enclosed space and you could feel both his sweat and your sweat building up causing the atmosphere to get hotter than it already was. His kisses that started off slow and sensual, were now sloppy and wet as he continued his movements ramming himself inside of you and filling up your cunt to the hilt. Breathy moans and constant cries of pleasure fell from both of your lips and it felt as if your whole body was on fire.

“You’re going to be the death of me y/n. You know that? Fuck—this is all too much for me.” You looked down at him in admiration and ran your fingers through his hair as he increased both the speed and the force against your core. To your confusion, the handsome man in front of you let out a soft giggle out of no where and you brought your fingers down to his chin and lifted it up to make eye contact with him.

“What’s so funny?” He stole a quick kiss from you before speaking up.

“You’re so fucking hot y/n. I think it’s my duty as chief fire fighter to put your fire out with my hose and leave you soaking wet.” The sarcastic groan of disgust that fell from your lips caused him to laugh even more.

“Seriously Mark? That was terrible. I literally got dry by the sound of that.” He frowned against your cheek before grumbling.

“I thought it was good. Whatever. You’re boring.” You snickered at his now shifted mood and began to suck on his jaw.

“And you’re bad with timing but you’re also very cute so I’ll let this one slide. Fuck me now, save the pick up lines for later.” He brought his hand down to your pussy and began to flick and play with your clit while continuing his thrusts and you were sure you could come right there by how intense it all felt. As corny as his pickup line was, he had a point. Your body felt like it was on fire and Mark was the only one who could put it out. His began to draw circles against your clit with his thumb and only quickened his pace when moans started falling from your lips.

“M—Mark.” He was about to ask you what you wanted but you reached for his hand and brought it up to your neck. You were well aware that his fingers were magical. They felt so good dragging along your skin and buried deep inside of you. You craved to feel it wrapped around your neck, cutting off some of your air supply. His breath hitched when he came to the realization that you wanted him to choke you and he didn’t hesitate to gently take hold on your neck. He connected your lips together and your tongues began to roughly clash against each other. To your dismay, he pulled his fingers away from your cunt but before he allowed you to complain from the loss, his hand made it’s way in to your blouse and brought it in to your bra.

He took one of your breasts in his hand and began to massage it gently while bringing your nipple in between his fingers and twisting at your nub. You could feel your second orgasm building quite quickly at how good this all felt. His erotic grunts, breathy groans and animalistic growls against your lips made it well aware to you that he was on the brink of insanity just as much as you were.

“Tell me you’re close. Please tell me you’re close. I won’t last much longer.” It was true. Your slick, velvety walls were milking him for all that he had. The feeling of you clenching around him the longer he continued to play with your breasts and squeeze your pressure points with his fingers made him practically see stars. All too soon, you felt yourself being filled up entirely with his warm and creamy liquid and the sensation caused you to follow him not too long afterwards. He began to pant against your chest and buried his head between your clothed breasts. As the two of you were slowly coming down from your highs, both of your rapid breaths simmered down after a few moments however, he stayed inside of you for a while and you made it known how much you loved the feeling of him staying inside of you.

He pulled away from your breasts and looked at you adoringly before reconnecting your lips together. “You’re one hell of a woman y/n. I can’t get over how marvelous you are. That was—wow—I don’t even have the words to describe just how mind blowing that all was. As much as I love the feeling of being inside of you, I think it’s best if we get cleaned up here before they open up the doors and see our fucked out states. You look really fucking lethal after sex by the way. So fucking sexy.”

He brought you from off of his waist and pulled himself out of your cunt causing you to whine. He reached for your panties and your skirt and helped you in to them before reaching for his clothing. Once the two of you were decent, he brought some hair that fell in the front of your face and placed it behind your ear. Mark made his way back to the ground and reached out at your waist in order to pull you on to his thigh. You straddled his lap and wrapped your arms around his neck while resting your head against his chest. The sound of how quick his heart was racing never failed to bring a smile to your face.

You left soft kisses against his neck and beamed up at him while he dragged his fingers along your thigh. “I’m head over heels for you princess. If you didn’t already, now you know. You’re mine y/n.” He nibbled softly on your earlobe before reaching out to play with your fingers. The two of you sat in silence but it was a peaceful kind of silence that spoke volumes. Although you hated being in such a tight and compact area, being wrapped in Mark’s embrace as he whispered sweet nothings in your ear made your heart flutter. Just being with him made you take your mind off of the not so ideal situation you both were in. For the time being, the two of you began get to learn a little more about each other and you were upset with yourself for letting your negative feelings for Mark get in the way of getting to know him as a person and not the asshole fire captain you painted him out to be.

Less than fifteen minutes later, a bell sounded off in the elevator and before you knew it, the doors were being opened. There were a few fire fighters and a couple of police officers that were standing outside and they all looked relieved to see that the two of you were just fine. Mark abruptly stood up and reached for your hand while intertwining your fingers together.

“Captain are you alright? Apparently there was a fire in the cafeteria that caused the circuit shortage—y’all fucked didn’t you? It wreaks of sex in here—ow!” Mark playfully slapped the back of his subordinate’s head before guiding you away from everybody.

“I’m calling it a day BamBam. Make sure everyone got out safely and check all the floors to make sure that no one else is stuck in here.” BamBam wiggled his brows and sent him a cheeky wink, having an idea of what Mark had planned for the rest of the afternoon. The chief fireman brought you back to your office in order for you to gather your things and he helped you carry your things as he led you towards the stairs.

“You know y/n, I don’t mind coming to do your hazard safety check more often if it means ending it in hours of steamy and extremely passionate sex. I’ve pictured taking you up against your desk on multiple occasions while looking at the beautiful view and I’m not talking about the cityscape my love.” Heat rushed to your cheeks at what he was implying. He playfully smacked your ass before bringing your hand up to his lips and placing a chaste kiss behind it.

“Shall we take this back to my place? I can make us some dinner, we can put on a movie and then I’ll blow your back out till the sun rises. How does that sound?” You hummed in excitement at his offer.

“As long as you don’t kill the mood with your cheesy pick up lines babe. That was embarrassing.”

He scoffed and stopped his movement all together. “But I had a good one about you sliding down my pole—baby wait! Okay fine I’ll stop! Get back here y/n! Just wait till I get my hands on you, I have no intentions of letting go.”

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Clean Freak Idol BF taeyong — Soloist [fem] reader

Everybody knows the tea between 10th floor and 5th floor.

Then there's Taeyong.

"We are here because we want to talk about the most awaited collaboration of the most iconic ship in the kpop industry, before we talk about your new mini album 'NO HISTORY' let me ask you guys a question first. The whole world knew you two used to date, isn't it awkward to work with each other?"

Man, what is this girl saying?

Taeyong and I stared at each other and laughed.

"Hahahahaha what are you guys laughing about? hahahaha"

The audacity to ask us.

Before inviting guests into your show, please dig some information about them.

"No hahaha sorry it's just so funny. Such a ridiculous question."

Taeyong stopped you for saying anything blunt, you have this image that you're straightforward and blunt, and to others they see it as rude.

You're not doing it for clout or to be savage wannabe, that's just who you are.

"No, we didn't broke up, we just lived apart. We moved out of our dorms and shared an apartment. But we didn't take it well so we moved back in."

Really taeyong? We didn't BROKE UP? interesting..

"Why? What didn't work out for the two of you?"

Oh let me tell you the story.

"Taeyong what are you doing? Stop covering your face! smile!"

"Eh-Andwae! I just woke up!"

What is he talking about?

Bare faced Taeyong is art.

Everyone who gets to see him fresh out of bed is so blessed, this would add 10,000,000+ on your lifespan.

"Oppa you stopped eating, Isn't the dish good?"

"Yes it's good! You should try that side dish too! I was just thinking about something."

Here we go again.

Taeyong is zoning out lately, I thought he's worrying about the NCT comeback, yearbook and all but turns out he isn't.

"What is it? Tell me hmm?"

"I was thinking, since we're already dating for 5 years why won't we live together already? I mean we're already in the right age and all."

Hmm I haven't thought about that.

"Why? Aren't you happy here with the members? And besides you have the whole room to yourself it's just like having your own house. Why need one?"

"Of course I'm happy. We grew up together and I treat them as biological brothers.. it's not about them. I want to start a life with you.. but if you don't want to then fine with me.."

"What do you mean I don't want to? I would love to move in with you. But heads up honey I'm a living mess. It will drive you nuts clean freak."

Everyone knows he's a clean freak. Aesthetic, spotless, and organized. He can't stand dirt. He's the type of guy who always bathe unlike jungwoo, the guy who would always wear gloves when handling food and dishes unlike jaehyun and yuta who uhh never you know what,he has sheets on his bed (and it's white as fuck no creases and lints jaehyun has been slapped hard),the guy who gets cranky when his clothes are not handled right so he ends up doing laundry everyday, he's also the guy who praises febreeze. Febreeze is his life,addiction,religion and many more.

Yes he loves febreeze more than me.

2 years went by like a bliss. Everything's good.

Actually too good.

We spent happy days together loving each other more as time passes by until he can't take it all anymore.

He knelt to the ground and pulled a ring and said

"Marry me y/n."

"T-taeyong.."

"I know I know.. but please hear me out. y/n we spent 7 years together full of love,laughs,and cries. I know you're finally going to have your debut next week and can't be seen in a relationship for like 2 years, but I can't take it anymore I don't want to lose you..this industry is fucked up y/n.Just please promise me you'll hold on to me.. to us.."

"Of course. You're my rod in this dark world without you I'll be lost. I'll forever hold on you. But you sure this isn't an engagement ring?"

"*sighs; you know it's not. I really want to but I already know the answer after I proposed for you like 3 times already. You're not yet ready.. but I'll wait."

"I'm sorry taeyong–"

"No don't say sorry I understand"

You were both in the right age but still young to marry.. and both of your careers are not helping.

NCT PROJECT again. You're happy for Taeyong, he really likes it whenever the whole 23 of them perform together.

But also pitied him.

"What is wrong with you two?! I expected better than this. You better composed some good ones or I'll give back the job to composers."

"No sir, I really want to participate again in composing I can give you a better one—"

"Then do it. I want it done by next week. I only let you boys play composer and lyricist again because the crowd wants to. You get me Johnny? Taeyong?"

It's the 6th time this week. You always pass by the room because it's in the same way of the recording studio. He was getting yelled at again.

And again.

Taeyong's been stressed for the whole 2months. Johnny and he were told they could participate in producing the album.

At last they can express themselves.

Johnny really wants to write songs but never given the opportunity to. So Johnny and he are working hard. Knowing SM they're controlling as ever this means it's a one and only lifetime opportunity.

His dog died. His best friend and buddy.

The warm condolences of his fans comforted him. He's thankful to have them.

Y/n's first ever single is coming out. You have been pretty busy too. Recordings, photoshoots,MV filming etc. And SM and fans are breathing down your neck everytime you move.

Some anti spread fake rumors about you. Usually you'll ignore it but right now is different. Being new to this industry brought pressure to you and you don't know what to do but just cry..

You saw a cat. You always love cats, they calm you down. It gives comfort to you. You decided to bring it home to your shared space with taeyong.

You did him a favor and put a little spice in his composition then while drinking your hot chocolate you were called by your mother leaving the cat,the chocolate and the house you hurried to the hospital.

Stressed ate taeyong. He's frustrated at the moment he wants to shout and cry his heart out.

The 8th song they made just got rejected. again.

It's the last draw and they can't participate in writing on the album anymore. Mark, xiaojun and taeil got injured while practicing,the new choreographer is a dick. A stubborn stylist doesn't follow anyone's instruction causing jaehyun to be called out because of his hair and the management wants them to do nothing. Some anti is making fun of his dog's death and a sasaeng is following him right now.

The house is where he rests,it's his favorite place .

But now it isn't.

The house is a fucking mess.

Dishes on sink

Furs on sofas and floor

Chocolate drink spilled on the carpeted floor of his work space.

The computer is on

Somebody touched his music

The air smelled like a stray dog or cat

Shits on his pile of clothes and a cat is napping on the end of the bed.

Lee. Taeyong. Mad.

He's angry asf.

"Oh hey taeyong you are home?? How was your da-"

"What is that?"

"A cat?"

"and that?"

"My drink.."

"That?"

"Dishe–okay what is your point?"

"Nothing. Just you being a pig."

"Wh-what?.."

"You're disgusting. Be ashamed of yourself y/n can't believe a woman doesn't know how to take care of a house."

"What's wrong with you?! That's so sexist!"

"What's wrong with me?! Your stupid new cat shitted on my clothes! The house is shit! Everything's shit! Even you! You messed up my song!"

"Taeyong calm down there was an emergency and about your song i-"

"shut up y/n! I'm tired! The last thing I want to see is a dumpsite! I have to keep up shits at work and I have to keep up with your everyday shits too?! I'm so sick! It looks like the house isn't the only one that needs cleaning. My life too.. I can't believe I put up with a garab6e like you. You should've been taken out a long time ago—"

"The only shit here is you."

You took your new cat and went.

Your grandmother died. That's the emergency.

It's heartbreaking and with taeyong earlier the last hanging piece of your heart shattered completely.

You went back to your own place, you ask hae-un a friend of yours who's a model under the same entertainment to get all your stuff in your house.

She came back with seong-hyun his boyfriend carrying boxes and bags.

"Y/n.. take a break..I'm here for you."

"He wants to talk to you y/n. he said he was—"

"SEONG-HYUN!STOP!"

"okay.. I understand. Everything will be fine y/n hae-un and I will never leave you. We'll get through this together just like the old days.."

"Thank-you.."

Hae-un take care of your things at work. You decided to wake up from the slump and change labels,made depression your motivation, you skyrocketed. Soon after many articles about you were made.

“솔로이스트 Y/N L/N은 왜 SM 엔터테인먼트를 떠났을까?”

(Why did Soloist Y/N L/N leave SM entertainment?)

"할머니의 갑작스러운 죽음으로 솔로이스트 Y/N이 망했다. '나는 망연자실했다. 어떻게 ��야 할지..' "

(Soloist Y/N went hiatus due to Grandmother's sudden death

"I was devastated. I don't know to do..")

"솔로 퀸 Y/N L/N 7년 동안 NCT 이태용과 데이트 했었다고?!"

(SOLO QUEEN Y/N L/N USED TO DATE NCT LEE TAEYONG FOR 7 YEARS?!)

"엘, 채널, 헤르메스 뉴 앰배서더, 모델 Y/N L/N. 그녀가 어떻게 도망가는지 지켜봐."

(ELLE, Channel, Hermes New ambassador and model Y/N L/N. Watch how she rules the runway)

P-NATION의 솔로퀸 Y/N L/N이 NCT 김도영, 루카스 웡과 함께 메디컬 로맨스 드라마 '더 터치 오브 유어'로 데뷔한다.

(P-NATION's Solo Queen Y/N L/N, will debut as an Actress in a Medical romance Kdrama "The touch of you" with NCT Kim Doyoung and Lucas Wong)

You have so many projects going on. Actually you were not ready for this. At SM you’re only an underrated singer who mostly writes others songs instead of doing yours. What can you do? It’s the higher ups orders.

Haeun recommended PNATION this is where you really felt like you’re an artist and family rather. Of Course you love your sunbaes and colleagues. It's just that SM restricts everyone and they try to shape them into KPOP robots that everyone will buy.

You love all of your projects well..except one.

"P-NATION의 솔로퀸 Y/N L/N이 전 남자친구 NCT 이태용과 함께 새 미니 앨범 'NO History'를 발매한다!"

(P-NATION's Solo Queen Y/N L/N will release her new album "NO HISTORY" with ex-boyfriend NCT Lee Taeyong!)

Oh great…

You haven't

Communicated with Taeyong since you left the house.

You actually avoided him.

Taeyong would straight up walk to you when on stage such as Music Bank, Inkigayo, Mama etc. But you always find a way to avoid the guy.

The fans ship you guys after finding out your 7year relationship with him. You were chill with it but you always reminded your fans that you're not together anymore theyy should snap back to reality.

Y/N doesn't like the reality now.

His ex boyfriend is in front of him doing arrangements eating Sweet Potato cubes from Starbucks and guess what.

He's formal and silent asf.

Like you guys didn't date and almost got married.

There were 5 songs in the Mini Album

Ethereal

Seoulite

Letters on the floor

Sunset

DOUCHEBAG

The title track is Ethereal. You have to dance to that sexy love hoe song. Produced and composed by yours truly.

You just sat on your swivel chair discussing with the other producer while Taeyong wrinkles his forehead seeing the album content.

Track 6. "DOUCHEBAG"

Who The fuck would name their song douchebag?

Taeyong is confused but at the same time a little hope and warm blooms at his heart. Thinking DOUCHEBAG is all about him. Little did he know it's a diss track about MNET.

Don't worry taeyong douchebag may not be about you but most of the songs are.

He's keeping his distance letting you adjust to him..but that doesn't look like it to Y/N.

The audacity of this guy to ignore me. Bitch.

It's noon and you haven't eaten breakfast yet. Taeyong comes to your side to invite you to lunch until he is cut off by a high pitch squeal of yours.

" y/n ssi—"

"DOIEEEEEEEEEEEEE~"

"Hahahahahah calm down, you miss me that much?"

"YEAH!"

It's Doyoung.

He knows you have a few modeling projects with doyoung and an ongoing drama but he didn't know you two were this close.

You smooch your face on doyoung's face and smile brightly at him.

Ah he hates it.

"Hahahahahah enough y/n I'm here for hyung. Hyung do you want to go grab lunch?"

"Ani. Doyoung-ah i’m not hungry. Comeback next time."

"I'll come with you oppa."

“YAH!”

Taeyong stood up.

Oppa was the last straw for him. You don’t call anyone oppa.

Let alone smooch your face to someone’s chest.

You’re that brat girl who only warms up at him.

Only him.

Doyoung and Y/N were surprised by Taeyong’s sudden actions.

Why is he angry? Did you guys do something wrong?

“Taeyong-ssi, gwaenchana? Is there something wrong?”

Taeyong suddenly realized what he did. So foolish of him. Now he looks like an ex-boyfriend who’s jealous of his ex’s friend.

He isn’t like that. He just wants closure with you.

We’ll look into that later.

“‘Y-YAH! What are you guys doing there? I thought we were going to eat?’ that’s what i’m trying to say.”

“Ahhhh~”

You and Doyoung just nodded, you thought you guys did something wrong to upset him hahaha.

Taeyong is literally speaking in small fonts as he says his excuse. As stupid as it sounds. You two believed him. Thank god phew.

You survived your 1 month with Taeyong. And for guys who dated for 7 years you two were awkward as fuck. It’s like the first time all over again. Calling each other with Honorifics and bowing whenever you two meet at the hallways, Just keeping it civil. But you gotta admit it to yourself, you start to warm up again to Taeyong these past few weeks. Dyed his hair black, and has that boyfriend material aura again.

YOU ARE A HUGE SIMP Y/N L/N.

Taeyong is planning something to win you back . He just woke up and realized ‘What if I show her again why she fell for me in the first place?’

He’s doing simple things to get close to you again. Your heart beats fast whenever he comes close.

“Jduigywfwygf Lee Taeyong i swear to god you-”

“I am what?

“You Scared me! Stop doing that! Why are you even here? I won’t record today. I'm going to learn the choreo.”

“Me too.”

“What?”

Our Choreographer came and hell he was teaching us some sexy ass moves. I didn’t even know Taeyong was supposed to dance with me too. I suddenly have flashbacks to Hyuna unnie and E’dawn sunbae’s Cage Dance Performance.

“One, Two, Step, Three, Step, Four”

“Y/N what are you doing? You missed the step.”

“I did?”

“Yes, It’s the 5th time already. Taeyong teach her. I’m going to take a break”

Y/N is very tense. He felt it. Especially whenever you two grind and to that one part where you kneel in front of him.

“You’re stiff and tense right now. How about you take a break?”

“Omg! Finally!”

“You left your body while we're dancing. Something wrong?”

“Nah I just feel Awkward and all. Knowing our history and everything.”

“Why would you?”

“It’s just you know uhmm.. I don’t know how to explain but you get what I mean.”

“Then Let’s be friends again! So it wouldn’t be awkward.”

He’s just waiting for you to open the topic. That’s all it takes to get Taeyong creep back to your heart. You don’t know if befriending your ex is good or what but it’s nice to have him back. It’s like normal. The teasings, hugs, and laughter are back. It’s like when you two were still together minus the label of course.

Since you two were close again why not invite him to your shoot? Besides Doyoung and Winwin are there.

Taeyong internally passed out when you invited him. He’s so happy for you. The dream of you being an actor never left his mind. Now he gets to see it with front-viewed seats, until that scene comes up.

Myeorin’s starts to tear up. He run after Haju and hugged him behind. “H-haju you don’t have to..”

The man just kept a blank face but you can see he’s having a hard time letting go.

“Go. I want you to be happy. You love him Myeorin”

“H-haju no! I love you!”

“You know you don’t. You're just stuck in our past memories.”

Haju breaks free from Myeorin’s hug, he cups her face and their foreheads touch each other while sobbing.

“I still want to live in that past. With you haju.”

He stared into Myeorin’s eyes and landed a soft peck at her temple.

“‘The beautiful journey of today can only begin when we learn to let go of yesterday.’ The person who taught me doesn't apply it to herself. Pabo. Go, you have no time left i heard he’s leaving”

Myeorin realizes Haju’s words and runs to chase the one that she truly loves. “Do Hyejeong you bitch you didn’t tell me you’re leaving”

The Set changes and moves to a different venue.

Myeorin stands outside of Hyejeong’s penthouse sobbing. He erratically rang the bell 30th time already and no one’s answering.

A Janitor saw Myeorin and confronted her.

“Miss Myeorin! What are you doing there?”

“Ahjussi *sniffs* have you seen Hyejong?”

“Ah! sir Hyejong? He just left a while ago carrying his personal belongings. Why?”

Myeorin just stared at Mr.Kang and suddenly wailed.

“Ah-Uh M-miss did I do something wrong?”

Myeorin just missed Hyejeong. Knowing him he wouldn’t come back ever again.

“What are you crying at you brat? You’re causing a scene in my property.”

“Hye-Hyejong!” Upon hearing that cold voice she stood up and faced Hyejeong with swollen, teary eyes, and a dripping nose.

“Sir Hyejong I promised I didn’t make her cry! She just suddenly weeps when I said-”

“It’s okay Mr. Kang I know. No need to clean here anymore. you can rest now. And you brat go inside.”

The two of them went inside. Hyejeong comfortably sat on his aesthetically white L-shaped sofa in front of his Floor to ceiling big windows. While Myeorin stands there dumbfounded.

“I-I thought you’re leaving…”

“Well yeah I am until Professor Shin said I have to cover his surgery tomorrow because his wife is in labor.”

“So you’re not leaving anymore?”

“I still am.”

Confused about Hyejeongs statement, creases were formed at her temples. She extended both of her hands trying to block the huge door. The lad just lowkey snickered at her actions.

“What do you mean?! No! nuh uh you won’t leave this place over my dead body.”

“”Why Won’t I leave?”

“Because I love you.”

Hyejong suddenly stopped sipping his drink and just stared at her with those big bunny-like eyes.

“What?”

“Do Hyejong Saranghae.”

He rose from the chair and met her body.

“You lose.”

“I don't careabout the bet anymoret. I love you.”

Hyejeong's mind left the earth. His lips unconsciously guided him to Myeorin’s plump, soft, pinkish lips. It tasted like pure heaven.

“CUT!”

Taeyong got startled at the director’s cue. No thoughts, mind empty, just watching his love of his life kissing his best friend. He knew it’s part of their work and he’s proud of the both of them but a part of him just aches knowing you’re single and doyoung single, you might fall for his kisses that used to be his.

“Y/N! Focus!”

“You okay?”

“Yeah just out of character.”

Y/N didn’t know the kissing scene and suggestive scenes are the ones that they'll be filming today. It’s supposed to be Next week! Now she felt odd knowing Taeyong’s here. She turned to Taeyong’s space, seeing him sending her a death glare while eating sweet potato chews.

“KISSING SCENE TAKE 2”

“KISSING SCENE TAKE 3”

“TAKE 6”

“TAKE 12”

The number of takes irked taeyong. Was he invited here just to suffer? Finally you guys nailed the scene. He thought it’s over yet there’s more to come.

Myeorin and Hyejeong were intoxicated with each other. A peck on the lips results in a very deep passionate one. Hyejong carried her in his arms, not letting go of her tasty lips together and they traveled towards the bedroom.

Taeyong stormed off the set. Right in front of my Sweet potato chews he said.

“Taeyong! Where are you going?”

“Don’t follow me. I’ll go home now.”

“What? why? I brought you here. I thought we were going to have ice cream after this?

“EAT ICE CREAM WITH ‘HYEJONG’ INSTEAD hmp.”

He mimicked her voice. Taeyong tried to look angry. But in Y/N’s eyes he’s a baby pouting.

“H-Hyejong? Who is that?”

“Duh? Doyoung?”

“Why would i eat ice cream with him?”

“Yeah right. Why would you guys eat ice cream if you two can just suck each other’s faces off.”

“OMG HAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU JEALOUS?”

“No! Why would I?”

“Hmm..”

“Fine I am! You said today’s going to be fun. Yeah fun for you you kissed doyoung 17 times.”

You grinned like a mad man at his accusation even though you’re guilty of it. It’s just so cute you can’t help but to..

“Why would you do that?! You kissed another guy then you kiss me? Don’t give me false hope Y/N.”

“Okay.. I won’t kiss you anymore. You said it yourself.”

“No, I didn’t mean it like that! It’s just that it’s giving me false hope..”

“About what?”

“About you. About us being together again. So don’t kiss me i you don’t mean i-”

Yeah you kissed your ex. He needs to shut up.

“Do you still love me?

“Of course. I have always been Taeyong.”

Cut the chase and hide and seek. You won’t deny your feelings anymore. The feeling of missing him, his warmth, and love. You won’t deny it all again.

You two left the Area hand in hand, talking while having a little stroll.

“Hey I have a question?”

“What is it?

“Did you change your perfume?”

“Yeah. It’s Yves Saint Laurent’s Black Opium”

“I like the old one better.”

“What smell do you love the most? Me or Febreeze? ”

“Definitely Febreeze.”

The sound of your laughs and voices faints as you two went back to the set

"If you were to pick what is your favorite song in this album? And What part of it makes you like it?"

The Interviewer asks.

You picked up your mic and said

“Ethereal. I like the pre chorus part the

i can't wait to see him next

and witness his ethereal glow

he is my darling

and nothing or no one

could ever come between

bonded for life

he is my king.

It just reminded me of someone. Someone I missed..” The crowd goes wild, they're squealing and most of them are screaming Lee Taeyong!

Taeyong goes shy.. He can’t believe you wrote him that song when he asked you who’s your inspiration you just said ‘my grandma why?’ now he knows.

He Throws you a ‘you’re hiding it from me’ look while you just replied a simple wink.

“Okay, Let’s get back to the unanswered question.. What didn't work out for the two of you?”

You two stared at each other's eyes knowing the answer.

Once again you grabbed your mic and said

“Let’s just say he’s a major clean freak.”

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explorers of arvus: heading back / 3.11.21

zoom and enhonse

LAST TIME ON ARVUS taure passed out and we are now down a healer! also we met a disciple of halvkar, and surprisingly did not murder her. this is fine. we have instantly gotten distracted by our various carts. cats. our various cats

DID ANY OF US CATCH TAURE, SHE FELL OVER sieron tried to catch her and smacked charlie+thorne in the face (he rolled a nat1, f) BUT the catboy is to the rescue bc silje is the designated Not Incompetent of the group today

CONSULT THE CHILD hewwo yrel yrel: her mind is being consumed by the serpent of nightmares. :D charlie: HELLO?????//

so, dendar(?) the night serpent is imprisoned beneath arvus! she was formed from the nightmares of the first sentient being, and sometimes she eats people's nightmares. if she's exceptionally hungry, she'll force nightmares onto people for her to feed off their fear. yrel thinks taure will Probably wake up. there's a thing on arvus mentioned by the locals called a "sleeping sickness" where people will fall asleep for a few days, sometimes longer, but will wake up. its magical in cause, the people afflicted by it have horrific nightmares, and its just kinda. a thing. wowza

(i have gone back to spelling yrel's name as yrel bc i think it looks nice)

OH HEY SOMEONE POSTED A THEORY ON ONE OF MY STICKMOLUS ANIMATIONS man i should get back to stickmolus sometime. once dsmp releases its awful grip on me.

i keep getting distracted by seeing myself in the camera preview. i have a tooth gap! what the fuck its cute?? K I KNOW WE'RE SUPER BLURRY IN FRONT RN BUT PLEASE HELP ME STAY FOCUSED I SWEAR -leo

we're gonna build a sled! to put taure on. thorne: i have a good strength score. ....i say, out loud charlie: i am four feet tall. [cue argument between thorne & sieron about them both being horcs but sieron has a +0 bc strength is his dump stat] OH, OKAY, THORNE ROLLED A NAT20 TO CARRY TAURE. NICE

[discussion about what to tell everyone at camp vengenace] thorne: the last thing we need to do is a witch hunt charlie: --and we already hunted the witch! the witch has been hunted.

time to discuss strategy! we need to figure out how to head back to camp vengeance, eg if we want to follow the path we already took or if we wanna do some trailblazing. looks like we're gonna try and take the most direct path! which means we'll prolly risk tangoing with some undead but im willing to risk it TINY HUT STAIRCASE sorry i just remember it now and then

nyx: [meowing at his cats] thorne: uh... why is silje meowing? jorb: silje's food bowl is empty jorb: you look at silje's food bowl and there's a divot in the middle and the food is all on the sides emotionally, we must bully the catboy silje saw something interesting and started meowing

thorne: ill take first watch silje: ill also take first watch. charlie: [quietly] gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy (but, like, extended for 15 seconds)

silje: [takes watch] [rolls a nat1 and gets distracted by looking at his crush]

THORNE HAS LOCATED A DOG the dog does not give a shit about the tiny hut. THE DOG HAS PEED ON THE TINY HUT goodbye dog

EVERYONE IS ROLLING AT LEAST 1 NAT1 thorne: wow! that sure is a dog. thorne has drawn the worst possible dog. thorne has erased the worst possible dog. we dont speak of the worst possible dog its the dog version of honse. DONSE

sieron is now on watch! MAN we are havin trouble rolling today. at least kali's here to make sure sieron doesnt stare at a rock for 50000 years sieron sees a mouse! bottom text

charlie is now on watch! kali is havin a big ol thonk. nothing meaningful has come of this

i am perceiving some deer. sieron is not perceiving some deer. silje is perceiving some deer, but better the deer are fucked up and undead! silje has gone from "we should hunt these deer for food" to "we should hunt these deer for sport"

charlie: i do not feel like being jumped by five thousand skeletons

charlie takes first watch with sieron! WHY ARE OUR ROLLS SO TERRIBLE taure is super cursed right now. that's not very pog charlie: this place sucks. thorne: to be fair, we havent-- charlie: YOU'RE ASLEEP, SHUT UP

oh hey coolname galvanic finally partied. nice.

thorne is at watch! solar: hey, is leomund's tiny hut an orb? there's a critter digging around! AH, THE CRITTER IS UNDEAD. this could be a problem

solar: hey michael, how much does the horrific sin against god dog i drew look like this creature michael: [dice roll noises] about 50%.

michael: if anyone likes, they can make a nature check-- solar: ME MEMEMEMEME ME ME ME

its a bulette! aka a land shark. problem: they are not normally undead. this one is undead.

jorb: imagine if you could tame one of those and use it as a mount. leo: IT WOULD JUST DIG UNDERGROUND AND LEAVE YOU THERE

we are just calling it a weird dog

we're going to mail a letter to the heart of arvus. HEY, CHECK OUT THIS WEIRD DOG,

JORB FOUND ART OF A BABY BULETTE. WEIRD PUPPY!

solar: hey guys, check out this sick art of a bulette i found

silje kept a lookout for the weird dog but its just fucked off. goodbye, weird dog give it up for day 3!

man there's been like, three incinerations today in blaseball. what's up with that. I SWEAR IM MOSTLY PAYING ATTENTION its just been an eventful day in blaseball. also im wearing my garages bomber rn. jaylen is home wooOOOO the wind smells stinky. this is fine.

we're actively avoiding whatever combat michael keeps nudging at us bc we're carrying around an unconscious person and i SWEAR hes gonna throw something directly at us once he's done with our shenanigans

UHH MICHAEL ASKING FOR PASSIVE PERCEPTION LOL

huh. this place used to be inhabited? we're in the woods rn but there's some like, stone ruins? like, VERY ruins. like, not really any structures standing, but enough evidence to show there Were things. WE FOUND A STATUE charlie: i want to smash my face against the lore.

used to be a circle of standing stones, but most of em fell over or got overgrown. inside of the circle has been cleared, although v roughly-- ground's torn up statue is of fjolnir! warrior holding up a spear and shield. AH, THERE ARE CORPSES, a human got REAL fucked up here. one of the corpses is straight up impaled on fjolnir's spear. n ... not pog.

i am trying so, so hard to pay attention. but i also kinda wanna take a nap.

charlie: [stares at statue] [rolls a 4] i wonder if he had a dick.

okay so something rolled in, tore up the overgrowth inside the circle, and murdered a couple dudes. and was also super tall and human-adjacent. hrm.

oh my god why are we rolling so shit today. time to stealth away and hope we dont get casually dismembered

k: jorb's hair is so long... leo: K, PLEASE,

time for a break! i am very tired but im gonan see if i can push through a little further. nyx is petting his cat why do orangatangs look like that

first watch is thorne and sieron! have they even, like, talked thorne unhabby ): thorne's worried we were tresspassing when checking out the statue, meanwhile im thinking about that one time when sieron got bit by a groundhog

(oh my god this is from late 2018)

leomund's tiny hut, aka the anti-sea bear circle we are getting SO much mileage out of the tiny hut. SILJE HUMS A SONG WITH KALI cute........... FINALLY I HAVE ROLLED ABOVE A 14 wait no i rolled a 16 twice. anyway we are not dead

nearly at camp vengenace! boy howdy i hope camp vengeance didnt get burned down. AH FUCK TAURE IS UNCONSCIOUS SO WE CANT CAST FOR DETECT POISON kaepora nearly made us all shit ourselves but its okay he just saw some bison and thought it was cool Michael Is Consulting Several Tables

WHY DOES JORB'S CAMERA ZOOM LIKE THAT why am i hungry. i have so many questions

HEY, TALL GUY [smacks sieron]

camp vengeance looks better! like, nobody's Obviously Sick anymore, the medical tents arent overfilled, we did it! we saved the dayyyyyy time to report to ryder! taure's getting dropped off at the medical tent

man remember when charlie didnt wear pants

oh man, with taure unconscious charlie is now taking point with social interaction. wild. jk im making jorb do it bc im tired HAHA NAT 20 PERSUASION BC OF ME HELPIN SIERON man ryder is such a cock. he was totally ready to keep throwing troops at heaven's brazier to die until we managed to persuade him out of it. jorb: did we tell ryder about the vision? michael: you kinda just took a look at him and went STINKY BOY!

okay yeah anything that dies on arvus will just pop back up as undead. man, arvus sucks.

ryder: alright, dismissed. charlie: seeya, soldier boy! :D hahahahaha im gonna eat his knees.

SILJE NEEDS ENRICHMENT IN HIS ENCLOSURE

charlie: ive decided he sucks. silje: we've already arrived to that, you're late!

LMAO WE WALKED IN ON INGRID AND HER CRUSH they fuckin. nice. you go, you funky lesbian

jorb: we've got the tiny hut, we could go anywhere leo: we could go to SPACE! nyx: we could not go to space. leo: WITH A TINY HUT STAIRCASE, WE CAN,

we are 320 miles away from the spaceship that exists on arvus. nice.

michael: justin sees you-- roll a strength saving throw. leo: i cant wait to die! [rolls a 3] I AM CRUSHED BY MY DOG michael: he rolled a nat20.

BOSS ENCOUNTER: CHARLIE'S DOG (the small circle next to him is one of the medical tents.)

THORNE IS PACT OF THE GUN solar: PARRY THIS, YOU FUCKING CASUAL

sieron, to ingrid: seems like youve been doing well charlie: i punch sieron. sieron: sieron: the camp, of course.

man we have no idea if the heart of arvus is actually related to the prophecy or not. theres a Lot of stuff lining up, but not enough, and its hard to say how much of it couldve been literal?

solar & michael: [discussing exposition] me: [cracking up bc penn sent me a funny dsmp joke]

prophecies are weird.

charlie is just s she is just sitting here SILJE PLAYED CARDS REALLY GOOD AT ME nyx rolled a nat20 and took all my money

oh cool we can talk to yrel telepathically! time to hoist yrel. THIS IS SO SCUFFED thorne mentioned yrel and now we're trying to explain to ingrid that we have a magic talking snake charlie: I WANT TO GO HOME. thorne: we cant go, we have a GOD-KING to kill! "i think theyre insane, theyre talking to a snake" "ingrid, druids exist" "oh. im gonna go back to getting railed by my 7 foot tall girlfriend"

#leo chirps #ttrpg #explorers of arvus #OKAY WE'RE CAUGHT UP NOW sorry abt that lmao

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wtfockdown commentary with my sister: clips 21-25

Zoe’s look of inner turmoil about Senne is how I look when I’m deciding between Oreo’s and brownies.

Clip #21- Amber/Aaron

Wait before you play it..what is Aaron and Amber’s ship name? Aber? Amron? Both sound like cheap ass airlines...get back to me on that

Are they going to talk about the dickpick incident of 2020?

She’ll answer..

Workout? Girl, why?

That is one bright ass purple wall

She is NOT impressed

She SHOULD be ignoring you

You go, girl!

Yes it is because of that...you dumbass

NO, NO she didn’t find it hot...it was creepy

No one wants unwanted dickpics in their messages…

SO?? Girlfriend or not..you don’t do that!

Yes, go Amber!

Damn right she is right

I would fucking hope not…

I’m sure she can think of something for you to do

Don’t ask for it...just don’t

Yes, a workout sounds great...for you! For me, it sounds fucking terrible

He’s got a tracksuit on..he’s ready

This is a weird workout

Muscles? Aaron? HA! Those don’t exist...jk I believe in you Aaron

Aw these two are such dorks, what a great match

Aaron you are killing it...keep going!

Aaron looks like he is mixing up potions with those moves *dies laughing*

That was such a wholesome clip

Clip #22- Senne/Nina

Oh hey this girl is back

She looks less than impressed which is a shame because Senne has a guitar

Eh...depends on the movie

No, he doesn’t want you talking during a movie (...is she serious? lol)

Just kidding he said he would do it

Will it be fun though? With me, yes it would, but with you? Eh the jury is still out on you

A romantic movie, you say? How about Robbe and Sander’s love story...I hear it got excellent reviews

Senne hates love unless it involves Zoe

She already chose and you said nooooo!

How much enthusiasm can you have about watching a movie?

Yikes…

Angry little Seppe

I mean...SOMETHING is wrong

That’s a fair point

He’s on his period

OOP!!!!!! Ahhhhh abort! Abort!!!

Man down, man down!! Abort!!

Ahhhhhhhhhh

This a trainwreck.....keep going

I mean at least it wasn’t during sex! Look at the positives, Nina

A slip of the tongue...except he also is in love with Zoe so maybe not such a mistake

You tell ‘em Nina!

She said boy byeeeeeee!

Oh little Seppe what am I gonna do with you..

Clip #23- Sander vlog #4

Sander you thirsty hoe….and Robbe you love it, don’t lie!

Also, texting in the beginning means a Sander video right?!

Time for a video!!

Yeah the apothe-whatever it is...that thing!

Robbe hit him with 3 exclamation points

YES!

End of the lockdown? Jealous...can’t relate

“My dear Robbe”?? Oh this boy…

THE SCHOOL!

They did more than find each other

Yes, kisses, explosions! BOOM!

He is so fucking extra. I love him. Robbe you lucky little shit

Hahahahahaha Robbe come get your man hahaha

No we certainly will not know a love like that. You absolutely right.

That little snort! How can he be so adorable but also so attractive at the same time? Unfair.

I really miss him too. And you! Both of you!!

Oh gosh I wasn’t ready for him to hit me with the “forever”

Fuck you, Sander, I wasn’t ready!

He needs a hug! Coronavirus be damned, someone hug this man

Ahhhhh chernobyl!!!! BOOOOOOM!

Me too! (counting down the days)

Don’t be a Debby Downer, Robbe!!

Ever the realist...ugh, shut up with your facts Robbe

Robbe out here crushing his man’s dreams

Sander is so sad!!! Robbe stop with your facts!

Fuck the security council...whatever that is

….The lockdown has been lifted! I am the council, I say it has been lifted for these two boys and these two boys only.

Clip #24- Boy Squad

Robbeeeeeee!

Moyo your dancing is great but no one cares

Robbe and Jens couldn’t care less

Robbe looks great in the black sweatshirt

Naps are the best, right Aaron? I feel ya

Pictionary?! Hahahahaha

No Farmville, Jens?

LOL at Moyo

Jens, why do you know everything?

Robbe’s hair is looking extra floofy

Jens exposing Aaron! Hahahaha

Even Moyo knows that’s bad

For shame, Aaron, for shame

No shit Sherlock

Yes, he has and she has forgiven him...unfortunately

The boys are disappointed and you know it’s bad when Moyo knows that a no-no

No one cares about your balls

Blue balls sounds bad you should consult a doctor

Welcome to quarantine life, get over it Aaron

Robbe “can’t relate” IJzermans

LOOK AT HIS FACE!

Robbe I’m so proud of you

Yes, rub it in their face that you’re still getting some!

Robbe doesn’t kiss and tell, unlike you morons

Boys jealousy level 100, good for you Robbe

Hahahaha this man said “I’m still getting some, be jealous, now let’s play some pictionary”

Robbe you need a few lessons from your boyfriend because your art is trash

Robbe nooooooo

The fact that these dudes are playing pictionary is fucking hilarious

What’s next? Charades? Heads up? Words with friends?

Seriously, Sander needs to give him a few lessons...like start with connecting the dots and color by numbers

Robbe is concentrating so hard...bless his kind soul

Clip #25- Girl Squad

Ladies!!

Aww yasmina is missing her fam

Jana getting bangs is one of the best decisions she’s ever made

I’m so happy they are taking interest in this for Yasmina

I’ve had way too much time to think, but I’m glad Yasmina is loving it

She looks so peaceful but also sad

Oh gosh don’t ask Amber about Aaron

Then you made him exercise with you

Amber you sweet innocent soul

Yeah Zoe, what about YOU?!

Luca is all of us

She should have an OLD bf not a new one

Jana just started a riot hahaha

Yes, talking again...and then hanging up

*pauses it* There are two types people in this call: those who are loving the gossip and the drama which are Amber and Luca and then those who know this is going to end badly and just want Zoe to move on and that is Jana and Yasmina

Okay continue..

GREAT question Luca!

Yasmina has got a great point..

Jana looks so pretty

Also, is wall decoration like not a thing in Belgium?

Zoe looks so torn...poor, sweet 2nd fave bleach blonde

WILL it be alright? I like you optimism though Amber

Man if Zoenne gets back together I’m gonna need to see the girl’s reactions

#wtfock #kennedy watches wtfock

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Fantastic Four Vol 1 #198 & #199

Mon Aug 26 2019 [12:46 AM] Wack'd: It probably bares pointing out that this story is being billed as "The Greatest F.F. Epic of All!". I disagree [12:46 AM] maxwellelvis: I thought that kind of hyperbole on the covers died out with the Silver Age [12:46 AM] Bocaj: I wonder what the greatest FF epic of all is [12:47 AM] Wack'd: Thus far I'm not sure anything's topped the Lee/Kirby epic of the Four being trapped in Latveria, if only for its sheer manic energy as it ping-pongs wildly from one twist to the next, only to end on a shaggy dog note when Doom gets bored and lets them leave [12:47 AM] maxwellelvis: Some people would argue it's the original Galactus Trilogy. [12:48 AM] Wack'd: I mean. If you define "epic" as "more than two issues". Otherwise it's probably the Thomas/Conway/Buscema one where a janitor gets a sentient cosmic cube to turn the world into a bonkers 50s mashup [12:48 AM] Wack'd: Isn't Galactus just 49-50? Otherwise I guess you could include that [12:48 AM] maxwellelvis: Man, that story got kinda last-episode-of-The Prisoner-y in the middle when they're both captured. [12:49 AM] maxwellelvis: People count the Silver Surfer stuff in #48 as part of it. [12:49 AM] Wack'd: That's probably fair [12:49 AM] Wack'd: Anyway! Reed has the Pogo Plane and is going to get Doctor Doom [12:50 AM] Wack'd: Weirdly, he figured this out because only Doom could've designed all the neat stuff he saw at his new job, funded the rocket that got him his powers back, and captured his friends so easily [12:50 AM] Wack'd: And not because his boss is the spitting image of his old college roommate [12:51 AM] Wack'd: Seriously there's one bit where it looks like Reed might recognize Son of Doom and instead it's like "that face? where have I seen that face?" [12:51 AM] maxwellelvis: How could he know what Victor Von Doom looks like? WE barely see his face even in flashback. [12:51 AM] maxwellelvis: I just assume he always has a shadow around that he lurks in. [12:51 AM] Wack'd: Pffft [12:52 AM] maxwellelvis: Like, from what I remember from his origin story, we see his face when we see him as a boy, but as he grows to college-age, his back is turned to us or his face is obscured more. [12:52 AM] Wack'd: The Four have left Latveria alive. Numerous times. But okay.

[12:53 AM] maxwellelvis: When did Doom start hiring goons? I thought his only human employee was Boris. [12:53 AM] Wack'd: We've seen him have human goons numerous times! [12:53 AM] maxwellelvis: Oh [12:53 AM] Wack'd: Just last issue a human goon he had in the 60s came back! I made a joke about what a ridiculous continuity pull it was and everything! [12:54 AM] maxwellelvis: Right [12:54 AM] Wack'd: Okay this feels like a little much but I'm sure everyone will forget he could do this soon enough

[12:54 AM] maxwellelvis: It's just weird because I'm used to him having an army of robotic henchmen, aside from the Doombots even. [12:54 AM] Wack'd: He does run a country. It'd be weird if there were no federal jobs [12:55 AM] maxwellelvis: These guys, to be specific. His Servo-Guards. [12:55 AM] Wack'd: I never said he didn't have robots

[12:56 AM] Wack'd: Man, those are some Tony Stark lookin' goons [12:56 AM] maxwellelvis: Wow, they look way less efficient than the Servo-Guards. [12:57 AM] Wack'd: Anyway Reed tries to rewire one of the robots and as a safeguard it explodes, knocking him unconscious and into a nearby lake [12:57 AM] Wack'd: Yeah, Reed's gonna die less than halfway through the issue, I buy this

[12:58 AM] Wack'd: "Face down in the water." Keith Pollard wins yet another art award [12:59 AM] maxwellelvis: Don't they write the scripts after the art is drawn? [12:59 AM] maxwellelvis: This could be on Marv's head. [01:00 AM] Wack'd: To the extent that this wasn't a myth perpetuated to justify Stan's writing credit, it was dying out by the 80s as comics became more of an auteur medium [01:00 AM] maxwellelvis: Ahh [01:00 AM] Wack'd: So possible, but unlikely [01:00 AM] Wack'd: Last time Doom was thwarted when someone pointed out he probably didn't want to destroy all the historical artifacts in the building so he's learned literally nothing. Very in character for him

[01:01 AM] maxwellelvis: This is the same guy who burned an original Renoir because he didn't like looking at it. [01:02 AM] Wack'd: Also apparently the statue Alicia's sculpting is "a gift to the UN when they vote not to condemn Latveria for its...more aggressive policies" [01:02 AM] Wack'd: Presumably also why Doom's "stepping down"--makes him look good in the run-up to the vote [01:03 AM] Wack'd: Little does he know the UN has no power and any condemnation they issue is basically just to make themselves look good! A rare day one manages to get one over on Doom [01:04 AM] Wack'd: Doom's also convinced the spaceship explosion killed Reed. For some reason. Even Sue has to point out that's a really dumb assumption [01:05 AM] Wack'd: Love me a good "Ben doesn't know when to quit" moment

[01:08 AM] Wack'd: Love a resistance. Don't love that they're big into hereditary monarchy

[01:08 AM] maxwellelvis: Especially because the guy Doom overthrew was a genocidal monster. [01:09 AM] maxwellelvis: Or maybe Doom just does that thing were every Latverian nobleman he undermined and disposed of, in his mind, he always saw the face of the man who killed his father. [01:09 AM] maxwellelvis: Y'know, like Batman. [01:10 AM] Wack'd: Possibly. Marvel Wiki says Rudolpho appeared in person occasionally through the 70s but doesn't mention anything about him being the guy who killed Doom Daddy [01:10 AM] maxwellelvis: I didn't mean to imply that. [01:11 AM] maxwellelvis: But Doom IS the kind of guy who would probably hold him just as accountable as that man was. [01:11 AM] Wack'd: Fair [01:12 AM] Wack'd: So we get to see a bit of the statue carving and the back of Doom's head looks like he's melting and Ben says he "has a puss that makes mine look like Robbie Redford's" [01:12 AM] Bocaj: I wonder if Doom will ever do a T'Challa and make Latveria a democracy so he doesn't have to put in the hours anymore [01:12 AM] maxwellelvis: Never [01:12 AM] Wack'd: Is basically every interesting or sympathetic aspect of this guy besides his origin a massive retcon [01:12 AM] Bocaj: Historically, Doom has walked away from ruling the world at least once because he found it tedious [01:12 AM] maxwellelvis: He loves being in charge [01:12 AM] Wack'd: I'm starting to feel like it id [01:13 AM] maxwellelvis: That sounds more like he didn't realize how much work the entire world would be compared to Latveria. [01:13 AM] Wack'd: So Son of Doom shows up and is like "it's time for the transference" [01:13 AM] Wack'd: I feel like we can all see where this is going [01:13 AM] Bocaj: Whats funny is that I think Doom keeps trying to conquer the world after the Emperor Doom story [01:14 AM] Bocaj: I guess wanting is better than having [01:14 AM] maxwellelvis: He's transferring his mind into his son's body, isn't he? [01:14 AM] Bocaj: He also definitely had some airs of ennui during God Emperor Doom in Secret Wars [01:14 AM] Wack'd: I also guessed this but apparently not [01:14 AM] Wack'd:

[01:15 AM] Wack'd: He's gonna give Son of Doom all the Four's powers [01:15 AM] maxwellelvis: Ah [01:15 AM] Wack'd: Minus one [01:16 AM] Wack'd: hahahahaha

[01:16 AM] Wack'd: This is basically a Superdictionary entry [01:16 AM] Bocaj: HAY THAT MACHINE [01:16 AM] Bocaj: THAT’S THE SAME MACHINE HE USED AS A SKRULL DETECTOR IN AVENGERS EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES [01:17 AM] Bocaj: "It does more than one thing. SHUT UP!" [01:17 AM] Wack'd: Huh! [01:17 AM] Wack'd: Deep cut! [01:18 AM] Wack'd: Love me some casual mook dialogue

[01:18 AM] Wack'd: God so much of this issue is just letting Reed show off [01:19 AM] Wack'd: "How will we climb this mountain?" "I'm a rope now!" "How will we hide from this drone?" "I'll make myself look like part of the mountainside!" "How will we cross this moat?" "I'm a bridge now!" [01:20 AM] Bocaj: So him giving Reed his powers back is thus implied to be not about Doom's self-serving definition of a fair fight but to fill that fourth bubble? [01:20 AM] Wack'd: Probably yeah [01:21 AM] Wack'd: Marv Wolfman: Should I pace this slower so that everyone that's been complaining about Reed not stretching has time to nut? [01:22 AM] Bocaj: pfft [01:22 AM] Wack'd: I fucking love these two

[01:24 AM] Wack'd: I would watch a sitcom about these people [01:25 AM] Wack'd: ...weren't you trying to put a king back on the throne?!?

[01:25 AM] Bocaj: Maybe they don't know what democracy means [01:26 AM] Wack'd: Latveria doesn't seem to have a robust education system [01:27 AM] Bocaj: But they do have a robot education system [01:27 AM] Bocaj: Every latverian schoolchild is taught how to make a Doombot [01:27 AM] Wack'd: So all of the rebels but the main one get trapped between sliding doors and gassed, thus massively simplifying the plot [01:28 AM] Wack'd: Zorba is distressed his men might be dead but Reed reassures him they can still win, which I'm sure was his main concern [01:29 AM] Wack'd: So it turns out Hauptmann is the brother of the original Hauptmann, who died in that Latveria epic [01:29 AM] Wack'd: I forgot [01:29 AM] Wack'd: He's totally on board with overthrowing Doom since his brother...was killed by Doom? Died on Doom's watch if nothing else. [01:30 AM] Wack'd: FINAL SHOWDOWN TIME [01:31 AM] Wack'd: I like that Doom assumes this was a clever ruse on Reed's part and that he did not, in fact, almost die

[01:31 AM] Wack'd: Anyway not final showdown time I guess! Cliffhanger time!

[01:32 AM] Wack'd: Boy the "soul-shattering secret" thing kinda makes me wish I hadn't looked him up

Mon Aug 26 2019 [01:32 AM] Wack'd: FANTASTIC FOUR VOL 1 NO 199: [01:34 AM] Wack'd: I like that Doom plays the piano. That it's just a thing he does and incorporates into his plans just because he likes it. It's a nice little thing

[01:34 AM] maxwellelvis: That's an organ setup [01:34 AM] maxwellelvis: Just as cliche and ten times as bombastic [01:34 AM] maxwellelvis: Which suits Victor [01:36 AM] Wack'd: Anyway Zorbo is...back outside, now? And he's leading a mob? [01:37 AM] Wack'd: Doom tries to fire on them with his suit weapons but the entire mob pulls out guns and draw on him [01:37 AM] Bocaj: Normal guns? A trifle for one such as VICTOR VON DOOOOOM [01:38 AM] Wack'd: You'd think [01:38 AM] Wack'd: But he backs down and redoubles on his promise to retire [01:38 AM] Wack'd: The mob has formed, essentially, because they don't believe him [01:39 AM] Bocaj: Do they know his plan to put his son on the throne? [01:39 AM] Wack'd: Yes [01:39 AM] Wack'd: Zorbo is threatening to expose the "dark secret" behind Son of Doom [01:39 AM] Bocaj: So they're fine with that but they just don't believe Doom is really retiring? [01:40 AM] Wack'd: Well, they don't know what it is yet [01:40 AM] Wack'd: Zorbo is keeping us them in suspense [01:41 AM] Wack'd: stupid 👏🏼 baby 👏🏼 word 👏🏼 games

[01:43 AM] Wack'd: So apparently UN is threatening to expel Latveria [01:43 AM] Wack'd: This is a weird set of circumstances to slowly unfold over the course of the story but I'm digging it [01:44 AM] Wack'd: Meanwhile: Reed punches out of his sphere and frees the others while Doom is distracted with statue stuff [01:45 AM] Bocaj: Ego is his downfall as happens [01:46 AM] Wack'd: I hadn't thought about it until now but it's very interesting to me that this arc ends not with Reed learning to value his other virtues in lieu of his powers (before of course getting them back) but with him completely forgetting his midlife crisis and reforming the team

[01:47 AM] Wack'd: Like in modern comics there'd be some kind of character beat before the big return but nah, Reed can stretch again! All problems are solved forever! [01:49 AM] Wack'd: Anyway they fight some mooks, dodge some lasers, the usual, before reaching Doom. And Alicia, who is being threatened with a dislocated finger

[01:50 AM] Wack'd: So naturally the Four surrender [01:50 AM] Wack'd: Doom's speech here has big Mother Gothel energy

[01:51 AM] Wack'd: Zorbo frees the Four and Alicia. Quick turnaround time, but then the arc is ending [01:52 AM] Wack'd: The Four show up, reveal Son of Doom as a clone, fight fight fight [01:53 AM] Wack'd: ...huh. Did not see this coming

[01:54 AM] Wack'd: So anyway Son of Doom declares he has no interest in his dad's petty cruelty and thirst for revenge, and the two duke it out [01:55 AM] Wack'd: It's...pretty cool

[01:56 AM] Wack'd:

[01:56 AM] maxwellelvis: I don't think I've ever seen Doom have a breakdown like this before. [01:56 AM] Bocaj: "Learn some self-care, Doom!" "NEVER" [01:57 AM] Wack'd: As with the thing with Agatha and Nick Scratch I kinda wish the hammer had dropped sooner so we had more room to explore this dynamic [01:58 AM] Wack'd: But we definitely get some good mileage out of it in the final moments

#1978 #Marv Wolfman #Keith Pollard #The Main Book

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How excited were they when they found out they were gonna have an actual kid?

oh! haha! Hahahahaha! Hahaha! they weren’t.

rest of this rambling under the cut.

blood and chaos takes place over 3 years in full in my canon, and this whole au happens about 3/4′s of the way through those full years. (2 and half years ish, I suppose. solutions in chaos is only about a year, so) yeah, so they’ve been friends with benefits for a few months after a ton of tension, but they’re not together, in fact things are kind of weird, because they’re both super stubborn about feelings and awkward with relationships. not to mention parv is waist deep in blood magic and starting to freak strife out, and strife’s stressed from work and running the company, and it’s basically the worst time possible for him to remember, “oh yeah, I’m an alien who’s species is compatible with humans, shit I’m pregnant.”

here’s the fic of that all going down

after that occurs, strife essentially shuts down, not sure what he’s going to do at this point. he’s been in love with parvis from day one, but parv’s unstable right now and does he even really like him? he doesn’t even know that this could happen, also does he even want a kid right now?? isn’t he gonna be mad? also isn’t strife himself useless about this kinda stuff?

he doesn’t know the answer to any of those questions and instead of dealing with it, he just ignores it. stops talking to and avoids parv, buries himself in his work so he doesn’t have to think about it. it’s… immensely stressful.

meanwhile, from their tense last goodbye, parv knows something’s up but doesn’t know if it’s a good idea to follow up, and anxiously tries to figure out what he did wrong, speaking to a handful of different people.

here’s some art for both those things

eventually after a full month of ignored phone calls parv puts it upon himself to go confront strife himself. it gets messy. they’re both emotional disasters and parv starts off angry, but as he realizes how not okay strife is he slowly gets gentler and talks him to confessing what he’s been hiding. (there’s a fic for this but I’m not posting it yet)

after that whole mental breakdown, crying against his chest, strife passes out in parvis’ arms (he hasn’t rly been sleeping lol) and gets carried to bed. he kinda.. wakes up expecting parvis ditched him after that, but lo and behold, strife’s warped thoughts about his reaction are proved wrong, parv’s more than willing to sit down and talk with him. but they’re awkward and it takes them… at least a full fuckin’ week of beating around the bush to get to the actual important question of “do we actually want to go through with this?”

…to which the eventual answer is yes because obviously this au would not exist also that’d be really sad? strife kinda subconsciously realized the reason he didn’t wanna tell parvis is because he was automatically protective of the kid and just didn’t wanna admit he wanted this (damn big bad ceo persona) and parv’s a ride or die bitch who loves strife to death of course he’s gonna hop on for the ride. even then (he’s only about 3-4 months along now) it takes a lot of sorting out their relationship after that shitshow, so I wouldn’t say the word excited is applicable until.. he’s 6 months pregnant. at least as something they can say out loud, because these dumbasses don’t know how to talk about feelings. why did i go for this ship again?

(tho I will reassure you second time around it’s much happier lol)

#mpreg #alien boy and mage boy #mama strifey kinz #ask #anon

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trashyswitch · 4 years

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Chase’s Wake Up Call

Chase is feeling off. He’s too bored to think of anything to do, too sad to do anything, and too tired to attempt anything. All he wants to do, is sleep all day.

But Jackie, is not going to allow a gloomy Chase to walk around (more like sleep around) the house all day! Chase needs a wake up call! And Jackie knows just what to do!

Chase walked into the living room, slumped over with a blanket on his back. He walked up to the nearest couch, and collapsed onto it. Chase was in a weird funk. He was bored, tired and sad at the same time. He couldn’t think of anything to do, which made him sad. He considered going for a walk, but he was tired. He considered drinking some whiskey to get the sadness away, but the relief wouldn’t last. He needed a serious pick me up.

He was laying on his stomach with his face smooched into the cushions, and a blanket on his back. So, he didn’t realize that Jackie had flown above him, and noticed his funk. He flew himself down to Chase’s field of view.

“You don’t look good buddy.” Jackie commented.

“I’m not.” Chase mumbled in the cushions. Jackie went into a sitting position and floated down beside him.

“What’s making you blue?” Jackie asked.

“I don’t know.” Chase mumbled. Jackie lifted an eyebrow.

“Well, something’s gotta be bringing you down.” Jackie stated.

Chase mentally rolled his eyes and shifted his head.

“Why don’t you go for a walk? You tend to go for walks whenever you feel gloomy.” Jackie suggested.

“I’m tired.” Chase replied.

Jackie lifted both eyebrows in surprise. This is one serious funk... “Do you want me to get you some ice cream? We have some in the freezer.” Jackie suggested. Chase thought about it, but shrugged his shoulders. At this point, he didn’t care.

“Oh! What about some coffee?” Jackie suggested.

Chase lifted an eyebrow. A coffee? At 2 o’clock in the afternoon? Why bother? All Chase felt like doing right now, was sleeping the day away.

“I just wanna sleep.” Chase mumbled. Jackie’s face fell, but he shrugged it off.

“Okay. Whatever you say. Have a good sleep.” Jackie replied, before flying away.

A few hours later:

Jackie came to check up on his tired friend. He looked at the couch, to see a sleeping Chase, but with the blanket knocked off him. He must’ve been kicking or moving in his sleep, to lose his blanket like that. He seemed so comfortable. He must’ve been beyond exhausted to be sleeping this long. But, Jackie decided that enough was enough. It was time for him to wake up.

He flew over top of the sleeping body, and thought of how he was gonna wake him up. He thought of just shaking him awake, but that would’ve been boring. He wanted something fun! He thought about using a pillow. That seemed like the better choice. He grabbed a decorative pillow that was nearby, and readied the pillow behind his back. But, just as he was about to throw it at the man, a tiny feather (probably from the pillow) came floating down in front of him. Jackie paused his plan and watched the feather float to the ground. When the tiny feather touched the hardwood floor, a lightbulb went off above his head.

Placing the pillow back where it was, he quietly flew to the arts and crafts closet and opened the door. He looked around in the different bins and craft items, and came across a ziplock bag of multicoloured feathers from the dollar store. He grabbed a wide purple fluffy feather, and a narrow yellow stiff feather. Then, he put the bin back, and few over to the couch once again. He looked Chase up and down, to figure out where he wanted to try the feathers first. While looking down, he couldn’t help but notice that Chase’s feet were bare. That single sight had sparked some intense mischief inside of him.

So, he flew to the end of the couch, and put away the purple feather. He lowered his feather to the sole of his left foot, and waited for the touchdown. When he felt the tip touch the sole, he quickly fluttered it back and forth.

Chase pulled his foot away and paused his breathing for a second. Jackie pulled his feather back and covered his mouth to keep himself from laughing. After a couple seconds of suspenseful waiting, Chase relaxed his feet and started breathing again. Jackie slowly uncovered his mouth and reached his feather back onto his foot. Once it touched, he fluttered it back and forth again.

This time, Chase let out a squeak and pulled his feet back once again. Jackie looked up, and noticed Chase was trying to squeeze his eyes shut, and stop the little smile showing up on his lips. Growing more and more determined to wake him up, Jackie decided to go all out. He grabbed Chase’s foot, and fluttered the feather back and forth on his sole.

Chase let out a high pitched squeal. “Hehehehey! Whahahahahat are yohohohou dohohohohohoing?” Chase asked through his laughter.

“I’m waking you! Wakey-wakey, sleepyhead!” Jackie cooed, moving the feather to Chase’s inner arch.

“GAHahahahahahaha! Wait! Plehehehease! Hahahahaha!” Chase yelled, kicking his free foot as he curled into a ball.

“Please? Please what?” Jackie asked.

“Tihihihihickle mehehehehehehe!” Chase pleaded.

“Oooh! Please tickle me! Why, I’d LOVE to tickle you!” Jackie teased, dropping the feather and using his fingernails to tickle Chase’s feet more.

“Wait, WHAT?! THAT’S NOT WHAT-HAHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Chase screeched.

“I’m sorry, what was that? That wasn’t what you meant?” Jackie asked. Chase shook his head hysterically.

“No? No as in ‘No, that’s not what I meant’? Or no as in ‘No! That’s wrong’? Please be more specific.” Jackie asked curiously.

“FORMER! THEHEHEHE FOHOHOHOHORMER!” Chase replied frantically.

Jackie gasped. “Oooooh! I think I get it! You didn’t mean this much tickles...” Jackie started. Chase would’ve let out a sigh of relief if he wasn’t laughing right now. “You meant EVEN MORE TICKLES!” Jackie proclaimed. Chase’s eyes practically bounced right out of his skull.

“JACKIE! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING ME, YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING!” Chase threatened.

Jackie lifted his eyebrows in pure surprise.

“Huh...And I was considering going easy on you...Welp, that’s thrown out the window now. Get ready for the climax!” Jackie declared, wiggling his fingers teasingly and flying upwards. Chase watched Jackie carefully, ready to strike when the moment hit. But suddenly, when Jackie dived his entire body down to attack, Chase yelped and curled into a cowardly ball. Chase’s eyes were shut, and his teeth were clenched. He was ready.

But...nothing happened. Realizing this, Chase opened one of the eyes, and saw a face full of Jackie with his hood. Jackie gave Chase a big smile, and dug his fingers into his stomach.

“EEEEEKK! AAAhahahahahahaha!” Chase laughed, turning onto his back and swinging his arms every which way. Jackie stopped his fingers for a second, and dug his fingers into Chase’s hips next.

“OH NOOOOOHOHOHOOHO! JAHAHAHAHAHACKIEEE!” Chase called through his intensified laughter. Suddenly, the tickling stopped, and some more tickling had started again: on his feet once more. Jackie had flown away, grabbed both feet and spidered them with tons of tickles.

“For the love of gahahahahahahad! Too much! Tohohohohoo muhuhuhuhuch!” Chase warned through his bouncy laughter.

Jackie kept on tickling a certain place on his body for a few seconds, before switching things up and trying a new spot. It was like Jackie was teleporting in and out from every angle he could, covering different areas of skin with tickles. With this new method of tickling, Chase’s laughter bounced from hard to soft, from cackles to giggles, from sudden squeals to unexpected snorts, and from normal pitched to high pitched. It was odd being able to hear all the sounds Chase’s voice could make. They were bits and pieces, but it was adorable!

“What’s this? A ticklish neck? How unusual? Perhaps I could put my glorious facial hair to good use?”

“Ooooh! I see some ticklish little ribsies! Let’s see: How many ribs are there in the human body? I could ask Henrik, but I’m afraid he’s busy! So, we’ll have to find out ourself!”

“Is this what I think it is? You’ve seen it here folks! Mr. Brody here, has ticklish armpits! It would be a shame if someone were to expose such secretive information.”

“Would you take a look at this belly button! So small! So deep!...and so ticklish! Aaaa coochy-coochy-coo! Aaaa coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coo!......Aaaaaaaa coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coochy-coo!”

And the teasing! Dear god the teasing! It was killing Chase!

Meanwhile, Jackie had took a mental note of the spot that made his favourite laugh: the titters, giggles and snorts. You’re probably wondering: what’s a titter? Well, it’s another word for a ‘short, half suppressed laugh’. That’s right people! Chase would let out suppressed laughs, snort in between, and burst into giggles! Who knew such an adorable laugh existed?! Certainly not Jackie. Jackie had come back to the feet for a bit, before trying out the back of his knee. This was the moment Jackie just about died from cuteness overload. It was like seeing a newborn puppy whimper for the first time!

For the final spot, Jackie wanted to try out the back of the knee and get that adorable laugh one more time. Using the yellow feather, he fluttered it back and forth on the back of his knee.

“Pffffff! *snort* Hehehehehehehe! Plehehehehehease! *Snort* I’m behehehegging yohohohou!” Chase pleaded, ground pounding the couch and shaking his head wildly. By now, Chase’s hair had gone messy, his hat was on the floor, and his shirt had remained risen up from Jackie’s tickle session on the belly button.

“Okay, okay, okay. I’ll stop.” Jackie heartened, slowing his feather, placing it onto the couch’s arm chair and flying away from him to give him space. Chase laid on the couch in the fetal position, letting out the leftover giggles that were trapped in his lungs. His hair was messy and standing up in a few places, and he had a wobbly smile that wouldn’t go away no matter what he did.

“You feeling better?” Jackie asked, floating closer.

Chase turned to Jackie and smiled wider. “Yes, thank you. Though, I lost my hat.” Chase said, looking around the couch.

Jackie looked down, and found the hat on the ground. He picked it up, dusted it off and reached it out for Chase.

“Thanks...” Chase said, grabbing both the hat and his arm along with it. Confused, Jackie was gonna say something. But he ended up being interrupted by his own yelp, as Chase pulled his arm towards him and locked him into his arms.

“Your turn!” Chase announced confidently, holding Jackie in his arms.

“What?! I did this to wake you up! I’m already awake!” Jackie argued.

“Good! That means you’re ready for this then!” Chase clarified, digging his fingers into Jackie’s bottom ribs.

“BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAHAHAHAHASE! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Jackie exploded,squirming back and forth like a mad man and throwing his head back against Chase’s shoulder.

“My my my! What ticklish ribs you have! It would be a shame if a bad guy were to find out this secretive information.” Chase teased, smirking at his evil words.

Jackie yelped at the threat. “NOHOHOHOHO! PLEHEHEHEASE DOHOHOHOHOHON’T! DON’T TEHEHEHELL THEHEHEHEM!” Jackie begged, squirming growing more and more frantic.

“Oh don’t you worry, damsel in distress: I’ll keep your secret.” Chase replied, winking before digging his fingers into Jackie’s hips.

Jackie let out an ear piercing squeal, and bursted out into high pitched giggles.

“Goodness gracious! You’ve got some deep hips! I’d better dig a little deeper! zzzZZZZZZZZ! ZZZZZZZZZ! ZZZ! ZZZ! ZZZ! zzzzZZZZZZzzzz!” Chase teased, making electric drilling noises as he dug both fingers deeper and out of Jackie’s hips.

“EEEEEEEEKK! COME OHOHOHOHON! PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!” Jackie pleaded desperately as he squirmed wildly.

“I’m almost done drilling! I just need to make the circles a little bigger! Alright?” Chase explained, before digging deeper and drawing circles with his fingers.

Jackie threw his head back and gasped, before letting out an ear-piercing scream. “YAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAHAHAHAHAHAHASE!” Jackie screamed.

“Whaaaat? Is it too much? I thought a strong superhero like you could handle this?” Chase teased with an evil smirk.

“I-I CAHAHAHAN! IHIHIHI CAHAHAHAHAHAN!” Jackie argued.

“Oh! You CAN handle it? That’s great! Cause there’s a one more spot I want to try before I stop.” Chase replied, removing his fingers before picking him up bridal style.

With Jackie safely secured in his arms, Chase lowered Jackie onto the couch and quickly grabbed his feet.

“W-Wait! Not...my feet...please...I’ll go...insane...” Jackie begged through his breaths. Chase ignored him at first, focusing on removing the red socks off his feet.

Chase glanced up at the man, and started to feel a bit bad. So, he decided to take pity on him. He looked around, and noticed the yellow feather from earlier, lying on the floor. He picked it up, and showed the superhero.

“Look what I found?” Chase asked, spinning the feather in a mesmerizing manner.

Jackie gulped, and felt his face darken into a darker shade of red.

“Any last words?” Chase asked, lowering the feather closer and closer to the left foot.

Jackie’s giggling got worse, the closer the feather came. Waiting for the touchdown was torture in and of itself, let alone the tickling that was gonna go with it. Jackie kept his mouth shut as he stared nervously at the feather.

“Well in that case, let’s get on with it!” Chase declared, fluttering the feather against Jackie’s soles.

Jackie let out an insane amount of titters and giggles. When Chase moved the feather to the inner arch, Jackie just about lost it! He threw his head back and let out long fits of cackles. Squirming wildly, he kicked his feet and practically eradicated the couch with his fists alone. Chase’s jaw dropped. Who knew a superhero could express such reckless behaviour?

“Wow! Who knew a superhero could hold such aggression?” Chase teased.

Jackie would’ve replied, but his laughter was stopping him! He couldn’t reply, he couldn’t push away, he couldn’t even tickle back! Chase was just out of reach! The only thing he could do, was laugh and laugh and laugh. And he...actually loved it! He loved being in this position!

“Okay. How about these tiny toesies? Are they ticklish, by any chance?” Chase asked in a baby voice as he examined his toes up close.

Jackie looked away from the man, his face a deep scarlet hue.

Instead of asking again, he answered his own question by fluttering the feather under his toes.

Jackie let out another squeal, and burst out into hysterical laughter. Jackie couldn’t take much more. But, he couldn’t tell him. So, he rolled towards the end of the couch, and allowed himself to fall off. In a single second, Chase’s smirk has slid off his face. He jumped over to help him.

“You okay? I’m sorry if I took it too far.” Chase apologized guiltily. Jackie waved his hands and let a weak smile grow onto his lips.

“It’s...okay...I just wanted you...to feel better...If that involves me...being tickled...as well...than I’ll allow it...” Jackie replied through shallow and quick breaths.

Chase’s body lightened up. “Okay. Good. Thank you.” Chase said, hugging his sweaty friend.

Jackie smirked and gave Chase’s ribs a little tickle. “No problem.” He replied.

“Hehehehey! Nohohoho mohohohore!” Chase laughed, leaning his forehead against Jackie’s shoulder and lightly squirming back and forth.

“Hmm...nah.” Jackie replied before digging his fingers into Chase’s armpits.

“BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Chase exploded, throwing his head back happily.

Jackie decided to take the upper hand on the tickle fight once more.

“Do I have your permission to give you a raspberry?” Jackie asked.

“Whahahahat?!” Chase replied through his laughter, confused and shocked at such a weird question.

“Can I give you a raspberry?” Jackie asked.

“We hahahahave no rahahahasbeheherries ihihin the house!” Chase exclaimed. Jackie rolled his eyes.

“No! Not that kind of raspberry, silly! This kind of raspberry!” Jackie clarified, before blowing a big raspberry onto Chase’s neck.

“AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOLY SHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Chase screamed, completely unprepared for the strange sensation.

Jackie gave him a break, to let him properly talk. As the man took control of his giggles once more, his eyes widened at a sudden realization.

“I used to do that to my child all the time! I didn’t know it was called a raspberry!” Chase exclaimed.

“Really?!” Jackie replied, surprised that such a person could do something without being educated by it...actually, never mind. People do things without knowing about it all the time!

“Ya! Well, I guess an old man like me learns something new everyday...” Chase decided. Suddenly, Chase thought of something. “Wait a sec...how did you know what it was called?” Chase asked.

“Oh my god...I’ve known about that silly form of torture since I was a kid myself. My parents were ruthless ticklers.” Jackie explained.

Chase thought of an evil little thing to ask... “How would you feel about a blast to the past?” Chase asked.

Jackie lifted one eyebrow. “How so?” Jackie asked. Before Jackie could properly think, Chase had wrapped his arms around him, bent down, lifted his shirt, and was taking in a big puff of air.

“Oh GOD! NO, DON’T YOU-“ Jackie shouted, before feeling the rippling feeling of a raspberry against his belly button of all places. Jackie just about lost it. It had been so long since he felt the familiar tickly feeling! The last thing Jackie thought before going mad from laughter, was:

I hope no one walks in and sees this...

#ticklefic #switch!chase #switch!jackie #tired

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