#god this is hilarious

[beanthesprout]

can you please go back yo wattpad lol everything you write is soccringe and childish thats why you get so few notes no one wants to repost your stuff

FIRST EVER HATE MESSAGE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

Thank u anon I feel so validates rn🥰😍😘

#god this is hilarious #especially when u realize most of my posts have like #a couple hundred #some even over a thousand notes #oh my god im laughing so hard

[iheartaris]

episode 29 of keeping up with the blacks

#keeping up with the blacks #god this is hilarious

[studentbyday]

day 10 // 100doc && day 25 // 100dop

wiped down study space 🤧

watched the recursion & merge sort shorts (today i learned that recursion is actually very very dumb. recursive functions don't even know what they're doing, they just know to keep doing it. they're "dumber" than the iterative versions of the function. they're so efficient because they're so dumb. they only know what they need to know...and they don't care to know more. 🤯)

worked on 1/4 practice problems (my initial solution is wrong. debugger told me exactly what's wrong with my logic but i'm tired so i'll fix it tomorrow. at this point, the debugger does 50% of the work for me XD lately, every time smth goes wrong with anything, i just set a breakpoint XD)

read

piano (sometimes i get stuck in a zombie loop of "i must do this", this being coding rn, and then i disregard everything else and then i wonder why am i suddenly so unproductive? OH YEAH! it's cuz my brain needs a variety of stimuli. and i've been feeling sad that i don't know how to play the music playing in my head...)

tried and failed to find the theme used in cs50's vscode on the cloud... i like how it colors the variable name and the variable type differently for my bad eyes... anyone know what it is? XD

#thanks unsplash #codeblr #progblr #100 days of code #comp sci #cs50 #stemblr #studyblr #stem student #dark academia aesthetic #dark academia #desk aesthetic #study aesthetic #studyspo #study space #astudentslifebuoy #recursion is such a dumb form of ''elegance'' #which was defined in the recursion short as a solution that's interesting and easy to visualize #yeah its dumbness is definitely interesting bc it seems so smart...but it only seems that way bc it's really so dumb XD #god this is hilarious #100dop #100 days of productivity

[scriptmyworld]

aabria is on the same mission as erika except she wants to be contentious exes with every member of the cr cast

#god this is hilarious #critical role #cr spoilers #cr liveblog #aabria iyengar #deanna

[madame-mongoose]

i understand why you like wheatley and im so upset about it. what have you done to me

AJDHSHSH IS THIS WHO I THINK IT IS

#this is so funny #if not omfg ANOTHER ONE??? #god this is hilarious #monnie answers

[andyling]

I haven’t had an interest in Miraculous for fucking years because the writing is so god-awful that I just could not handle it anymore. The last time I even checked in on it was when the trailers for Cat Blanc dropped because the fandom went off the fucking rails. I still don’t give a fuck or intend on catching up or anything like that since I cannot be bothered.

BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT MARICHAT WON 

MARICHAT GOT THE FUCKING FIRST KISS, WE’RE CANON BITCHES

GET FUCKED, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO I’M SHOUTING AT BUT GET FUCKED

#imma watch that episode and that episode alone #i can't believe marichat won #i mean technically everyone who shipped something in the love square won #BUT C'MON THIS IS THE MIRACULOUS FANDOM #god this is hilarious #the show is still shit but i will stand by marichat because that was the fandom ship #WE WERE THE CANON AT THAT RATE #miraculous #marichat #get fucked

[crazywolf828]

please go outside and cleanse your mind from writing weird ass porn. think about it. you badically write teenage cartoon porn on a basis. (rwby) you obviously have an obsession and need to stop thinking of these fictional characters bedding eachother. all these, 'kinks' and 'tropes' youre writing for is really harmful and honestly really offending. i truly truly hate all of what youve wrote. ive read a few, and unsurprisingly your interpretation of blake and yang are also ass. it makes me laugh so hard. im sorry. like, i dont think you realize how ooc you write them, and it annoys me because its not the hot shit you think it is. you need more substance in your stories. literally all you write is cock, balls and pussy. like, i feel like everytime i try reading what you've posted on ao3 i want to rip out my eyeballs and forget all of it. im being a hater right now but honesty is my best trait. your booty fics flood the bumbleby tag here on tumblr AND on ao3 jesus im sick of seeing your cornball ass name. go find something else to do, or maybe, just delete yourself from the internet and stop posting fics.

Oh wow it's been a hot second since I've gotten hate this long, fucking hilarious. So first off, they are adults. In the show by the time they get to Atlas, they are adults. I am not, and will not write nsfw of underaged characters. Second, yeah I know it's ooc for a lot of them but like also, how do you know? It's hard to write kinky shit for characters when you've never seen them in that situation and you don't know how kinky they are. As for the tags... I suppose I could ease up for kinktober, a fic every few days is rough I can see that, but also you can just block me on ao3 and Tumblr! Curate your experience instead of bitching about it! Or, I tag every fic on here with 'my fic' and 'don't mind me' so block both those tags too like? And like why do you keep reading them if you've already established you don't like them??? So wild.

EDIT: I'm also realizing you've probably only read my kinktober fics which, tbf are supposed to be kinky. Go read my packer fics, or my transmasc yang fic, or the body worship fics, or the multiple multichapter fics that have actual plot. Like hell, one has over 600 kudo's (which is still wild) so yeah I do have plenty of plot based fics, you just didn't look for them. Literally look at my pinned post if you want to see them. They're right there.

I mean, I did well enough that a person who hates the bees loved my angst band oneshot so clearly I'm doing decently enough.

Anyway "cornball ass name" and "delete yourself from the internet" are terrible insults, try better next time! :)

#one day yall will beat urbanite subhuman #my brand was smut now its cock balls and pussy😎 #fuck off dude curate your space #god this is hilarious #'delete yourself' they say #what a pathetic attempt to tell me to kill myself #its funny that you think thisll affect me #man youll hate tomorrow's prompt #you need more substance they say like bro fuck off #ive written enough multichapter aus #don't mind me #answered #ask #anon #also its funny i dont think ive literally ever mentioned balls in my fics now that i think about it #wold

[arabellasharddaynight]

*random video of a dog jumping over a high wall*

linkedin guy:

Staying Consistent On Your Job Search Journey.

Lets Face It, Job hunting is tiresome, draining and takes 100% of our ti

#fuck linkedin #linkedin #job hunting #yk im really not sure what these people are trying to achieve by being smart on there #but it sure as hell gives me the ick #i literally copy pasted this off a guys post #im dyin i swear #god this is hilarious

[freckleslikestars]

It’s okay honey, Kate Middleton’s gone to live on a farm. She’ll be happier there. No, we can’t go visit, but she’s with all the corgis we sent up there to be in a better place.

#god this whole fiasco is hilarious #kate middleton

[eldritchsquared]

THAT IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GODDDDDD

#THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS #WHO DID THIS. WHO DECIDED TO DO THIS #THEY KNEW THEIR AUDIENCE PERFECTLY THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #listen i don’t like him but god was the cameo funny #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #mine #also just in case someone has him filtered => #matpat #greatest hits

[egophiliac]

IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tapis rouge #i know these are not my best but by god i needed to draw ~daddo venue~ #he is a treat! can't wait for him to yell at us for screwing up a shoot or whatever the last-minute disaster will be #i am SO HAPPY it turned out to be about movies after all! ...i mean sort of anyway #i'll take what i can get (and i do enjoy twst trying to be all cute about snow whAHEM i mean beautiful queen) (i see you there twst) #(also to be fair it actually wasn't poisoned in historial-revisionism-twstland so i think we can trust this apple. a+ acting eric) #anyway we are still. very solidly in the 'stand around and talk about the wallpaper for three hours' part of the event. #but HEY we got to meet eric! i was not really expecting it to be him so i am VERY pleased #also god help me i did think the shopping montage as portrayed by a rhythmic where they literally SKIP down the street was hilarious #there's a lot of Choices that were made in this event and that was a good one

[catsharky]

Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.

Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.

(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)

#totk spoilers #loz totk #sidlink #link x sidon #totk yona #totk link #totk sidon #tears of the kingdom #I love Yona I adore her design oh my god #If I were to create a Zelda-sona it'd basically just be her with different clothes so I'm contractually obligated to love her #But Nintendo trying to give Sidon a case of the not-gays with her is hilarious #The man greets his fiancée like a coworker and then turns around to explode with adoration over Link in the same breath #This is either a Lavender Marriage or a case of 'every royal Zora finds Link irresistible'. I like both but prefer the former #Like. Yona meets Zelda once things are settled and gets all flustered and tongue tied #and neither Sidon or Link have any idea what's going on because they share 1 braincell #which is used exclusively for fighting really good #sharky art #zelda comic

[awesome-shoes-with-wings]

Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?

This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.

A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.

Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.

#does anyone want a fanfic of this? #idk if the norse and greek gods are even aware of each other's existence #but it's funnier to imagine that they aren't really #hecate keeps them secret from each other to avoid zeus having a power struggle against odin #or something similar like that #this would be absolutely hilarious #especially if the kid turns out to be a child of a norse sea god #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #magnus chase #norse gods #greek gods #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo books #heroes of olympus #percy is threatening the gods aka it's wednesday #the poor lost demigod is confused

[ofswordsandpens]

I know Percy's desperately trying to escape the godly world but not only do I think the gods aren't going to leave percy alone once he's in New Rome, I also think Percy's in the situation now where he can't refuse at all because like, if he was in the mortal world at a mortal college he at least would be able to try and be like "sorry I can't do a quest right now I've already used up my three excused absences this semester try again in the spring :/" but in New Rome? They will be like "Percy! It is an honor to be hand-selected for a quest. And by the gods no less! Stars above, you should be grateful! I don't know what your little greek camp has taught you but here in Rome, we respect the gods' requests. Your absence will be excused. Now go."

#and any god that wants Percy Jackson for a quest just learns they have to file a request through the school and they've got him #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #also the hilarious dichotomy of loathing your transfer classmate #because he's missing class every other week because the GODS keep giving him quests and the professors HAVE to excuse it #while you yourself have never ever even met a god #but also knowing that if you hang around percy it means your chance of meeting a god just skyrockets #pjo #percy jackson #mine #new rome

[abd-illustrates]

☔ Lixin ☔

More art from this week's video! In which I made a more Genshin Impact OC’s! Second to last – (but certainly not least) – is this sword-wielding meteorologist from Liyue with an electro vision and a 100% chance of running into thunderstorms! ☔

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS]   ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

#artists on tumblr #abd illustrates #genshin impact #fanart #character design #original character #all the comments about him so far have been so hilarious y'all thank u for your very thirsty feedback god bless 🙏

[effemar]

#the terror amc #the terror #you know what would be hilarious. if i tagged all these guys. #i wont but god could you imagine #francis crozier #harry goodsir #cornelius hickey #james fitzjames #sir john franklin #see thats already too many