#good times (*sarcasm*)

[spocks-kaathyra]

my gay audacity has once again misled me into believing that I can do smth difficult I've never done before on a tight deadline

#sculpting is so scary and hard there's so much Uncertainty and Choices ough.... and then I have to cast this???? the con is in 5 days #guy who's sooooo good at time management (sarcasm) #narcissus's echoes #narcissus plays dress up

[forthetaintedmemes]

Chuuya: We don't HAVE to shoot him.

Arahabaki: Boy if you don't at least bust his kneecaps he's never going to learn.

Chuuya: Yeah no you're right *cocks gun* So anyways....

#please I just need arahabaki to go after Dazai once #like boy you're good but you're springing leaks like a spribkle so plz shut up before the god decides last time was enough saving #I just headcanon Arahabaki trying a Vemon and Eddie situation with Annie anytime Chuuya talks to Dazai #so he has to deal with two brands of sarcasm which is why he's easily pissed #let me have my headcanon without feeding facts #i swear on soukoku #soukoku #bungou stray dogs #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #bsd #dazai osamu #dazai #chuuya #incorrect bungou stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #arahabaki #bsd spoilers #bsd 109

[anna-scribbles]

truly my only gripe with chalice of the gods is that percy did not use riptide once during the whole thing

#the closer we got to the end the more i was like. he’s not gonna swordfight is he. #he is literally not going to do the percy thing and uncap his pen and turn it into a sword . #i made my peace with it by the end but still #⁉️⁉️ rick you’re dragging him back into the line of fire #at least let me watch him swing his sword around. it’s one of his three skills #(the other two being water and sarcasm) #it’s okay i am really just here for a good time #and the percabeth did. did a number on me. girl i have nothing to complain about #but just would like to telepathically impart on rick for the next book that i would like to see riptide #that’s all #anna rambles #pjo #cotg #cotg spoilers #the chalice of the gods #pjo cotg

[antiterf]

Around 2015, or when I was about 13 or 14, I was on a bus with the friend who introduced me to the existence of trans people, as they were trans themselves (unsure of their pronouns as of current).

On that bus ride home, they told me about how some trans people go through medical transition, such as hrt and surgery. And that sometimes they need that care to survive.

I felt myself get incredibly excited about the fact that such a thing was possible. I wanted it the second I heard it.

That feeling was instantly followed by shame and dread.

I walked home from the bus stop screaming at myself in my head. That I was a freak for wanting something like that, that I'd be more of a freak for doing it. That there must have been something incredibly wrong with me for wanting that.

I got home and cried. I locked myself in a room to cry, I looked in the mirror, said it to myself again, and cried harder.

I don't hear about this experience from others in my generation much, and honestly, that's relieving. I'm happy that not everyone had an experience like that, not everyone had a gut twisting reaction to trans medical care while figuring themselves out. I know that I can't be the only one though.

Today, I look at myself and my body of mixed sex characteristics, and I'm proud. I've slowly learned to love what I will become and what I have become. I'm not a freak, but if I am, then so be it. I'm proud either way.

This has required the help of the people I surround myself with and the trans community as a whole. It's taken a lot of time, but it's beautiful in a way. How the love and care of others can help heal wounds you never knew you had before.

That said, happy trans day of visibility. Our bodies and minds are wonderful, even if it takes a while to remove all the shit that says they're not. Thank you, all of you, for being visible and helping others to realize that 🏳️‍⚧️💕

#notaterftip #not sarcasm #trans day of visibility #trans day of visibility 2024 #tdov #tdov 2024 #transgender #trans pride #trans love #I think I've told this story plenty of times before but its a good one

[feluka]

😔

#i've been so so good at not messing with my face and #it's been the most normal it's ever looked in YEARS lately and #nobody has stopped me to ask me questions in several months and everything was fine #and today i undid all that effort by scratching my face absolutely bloody #it looks atrocious my parents keep asking me if i ran into a wall or got punched #jfc i will never take my gloves off ever again i am very demoralized i was doing so well! #i hope it heals quickly. and that i don't mess up all over again when it does. #i hate the looks and questions i get #my mother especially gets very insensitive about it and says #'you've made yourself absolutely hideous because you can't practise any self control' #and she keeps going on about how horrifying i look. thanks mom that's what i was going for! #yes absolutely i can stop any time but yet i choose to look like this thanks for your support^_^ #sarcasm.

[sappho-ism]

Using “babes” in reference to anyone when I’m being sarcastic is my fucking favourite thing to come out of me being a mean lesbian.

#genuinely it’s so fun #but I also use it as a term of endearment #but it’s very clear when it’s sarcastic or genuine icl #for someone who often misses on sarcasm I’m weirdly good at it #but I think that’s just because I can be incredibly blunt at times #idk #lesbian #wlw #lgbtq #lgbt #lesbians #lesbian textpost #lgbtqia #mean lesbian

[dazais-guardian-angel]

kinda wild to me that one of the most compelling aspects of both Chuuya and Kunikida's characters to me, that I never really see talked about, is how they're heavily set on a doomed crash course towards complete and utter destruction, and how I am so, so worried for them both.....

#bungou stray dogs #been thinking a lot about chuuya lately (shocking for me i know (said with no sarcasm truly lmao it is rare for me)) #cause of the 15 manga and also playing the fucking jeht quest in genshin impact ugh (where's the one dual genshin bsd fan who Understands) #but like this pressure has been building up for chuuya for so long due to being used and manipulated by all these people #first the sheep then mori then verlaine then still mori now #he was groomed since childhood just like dazai #but unlike dazai he didn't have an oda to help him get out of the mafia........ he's still stuck there #and his personality is different from dazai's. dazai was more self-aware imo (but still a groomed emotionally abused kid don't get me wrong #but chuuya's whole thing is needing to belong and wanting a leader to be loyal to but ending up in positions of leadership himself #which makes him feel pressured but he accepts and stifles any negative feelings just because he wants to belong #and all this crushed him with the events in the light novels and yeah he went through character growth but he's...... Still In The Mafia... #and that fucking scene asagiri added to the cannibalism stage play i don't think hardly anyone even knows about bc IT'S NOT DISCUSSED ANYMO #where mori emotionally manipulates him with the flags!!! and it deeply hurts him!!! and he presumably deals with that shit all the time!!! #it is WORRISOME. it WORRIES ME okay. #chuuya doesn't have anyone who can save him from the mafia (dazai is in no position to okay; it's all he can do just to try to save himself #and it's so so scary. it spells awful things for him. #didn't asagiri say he'd have a rough path or something??? and he added that fucking scene in the play!!! it haunts me!! #i fully expected this shit to hit a turning point in the meursault arc but we can't have nice things i guess #and as for kunikida a;lskdfl (took me this long to get to him oop) literally the ending of Entrance Exam (the novel) is just #One Big Foreshadowing for Kunikida's downfall #he's compared to the azure king for a reason. Sasaki saw the azure king in him for a reason. it's fucking worrying!!!!! #there hasn't really been anything like that since in the manga (just like for chuuya lol ugh) but he's TERRIBLE at coping with his trauma #and it only gets more apparent once shit hit the fan in the doa/hunting dogs/meursault arc #it's not good!!! i'm worried for kunikida too!!!! #even if the manga isn't focusing on this these worries are always in the back of my mind man #both kunikida and chuuya are doomed to hit some kind of breaking point eventually and i await those moments with dread yet anticipation #i want dazai to be able to save kunikida from the despair being too good a person brings the way he couldn't save oda #and chuuya.... if we get a scene with him & mori mirroring the one in dark era where dazai finds out that mori orchestrated the kids' death #oh man i think i'll fucking die (give it to me i need to cry)

[ace-in-a-very-distressing-hole]

”Do you really hate women so much that you don’t want to be one anymore”

Bitch, I fucking love women. Women are queens. They are beautiful and deserving and wholly wonderful. I just happen to not be one myself, that’s all.

#lgbtq #transgender #trans #nonbinary #this was part of the aftermath of my coming out #almost a year ago #wow #how the time flies #golly gosh i love my family sometimes #that is sarcasm #that was not a good night for me #but it gets better #living a better life for it now #living in general tbh #a few days late but happy coming out day #coming out #sapphic #nblw post #all women are beautiful

[pratchettquotes]

Twoflower looked past Rincewind at the fallen guard.

"Is he dead?" he said, speaking of a man with a sword half buried in his back.

"Extremely likely."

"Did you do that?"

"I was inside the cell!"

"Amazing! Good trick!"

Despite several years of exposure to the facts of the matter, Rincewind remembered, Twoflower had never really wanted to grasp the fact that his companion had the magical abilities of the common house fly. It was useless to try to dissuade him. It just meant that modesty was added to the list of non-existent virtues.

Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

#rincewind #twoflower #discworld #interesting times #wizards #friendship #sarcasm #oblivious #jail break #magic #good trick #first impressions #people watching #psychology #non-existent virtues #extremely likely #magical abilities of the common house fly

[arsenicflame]

i am actually really, really glad to see Ed setting himself some boundaries and then sticking to them. he said he wanted to go slow, to take it easy, and when Stede ended up not respecting that, he took the initiative to set some distance between them.

i don't think running away to become a fisherman is the answer, but i do think its important that Ed is removing himself from that situation at the moment. if Stede didn't respect his boundaries once, who's to say he wont do it again? Ed's got enough on his plate, and as they've said before, they're both impulsive! in the moment Ed's gonna keep agreeing with Stede, and then realising later that it wasn't the best thing for him to do. removing himself from that situation, taking away the temptation is a good thing!

#i got a lotta issues with parts of eds arc #but i liked this #i am in no way implying ed didnt consent to sex but that stede shouldnt have pushed #and that it does get a little into consent issues territory. we often see ed trying to please people; that he doesnt like to say no #and having set that boundary; having made himself clear; he shouldnt have to keep restating it! #its stedes responsibility to not suggest sex; not eds to keep saying he wants to take it slow #maybe when eds had done time; gained some distance and some perspective they can try again but i am actually glad for the split right now #ed was obviously thinking about how not ok with it he was all day and sometimes you have to do things you dont want to for your own good #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #ed teach #edward teach #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ready to get dragged over the coals for this take tbh. im sorry i have negative opinions about your innocent precious babies #its not 'gay speed slow' its crossing his boundaries #(also cant wait (sarcasm) to see all the posts about how izzy did this to them and its all his fault for suggesting ed does what hes #been thinking about all day or whatever #idk

[sadeyedlady-writes]

I’m getting into a boop loop with some of you, and I’m just simply delighted that the phrase “boop loop” has had occasion to arise organically.

#sadie nonsense #good job tumblr (not sarcasm this time)

[steakout-05]

a guide on how to NOT block ads and download videos on YouTube for FREE!!!!

so recently YouTube dished out an update that, for certain users using an adblock, will stop you from watching more than three videos if they detect you using an adblocker. to counter this update, many users have started being introduced to adblockers, which is obviously not good and something you TOTALLY DEFINITELY shouldn't do because YouTube will lose 000.01% of their revenue while they continue to get trillions of dollars every year with little to no negative effects. here's a guide on how to NOT block ads on both pc and mobile and protect your browsing experience, and especially how to NOT download and watch videos without restrictions whatsoever, starting out with how to NOT download Brave Browser!

on your pc, do NOT download the Brave browser from brave.com/download/ and click "Download Brave for [insert OS here]" to start the installation process!!

Brave has a built-in adblocker that will automatically block ads from YouTube as well as other sites, which is DEFINITELY what you DON'T want if you want to protect your online safety and save hours of time. it also has several options for blocking trackers and has access to the Chrome Webstore, which has access to tons of adblockers which you definitely totally do not want on your pc!! additionally, you should also NOT go to the Google Play Store or the App Store and type in Brave Browser to download it for mobile devices!!

2. in the pc version of Brave Browser, do NOT go to the Chrome Webstore and type in "UBlock Origin" or "AdGuard" and click search!! do NOT then install these extensions and ENABLE them in your browser!! these extensions are incredibly UNhelpful and trusted by the community and will block YouTube ads, which is COMPLETELY WRONG and NOT want you want TOTALLY!!!

(P.S. avoid downloading options that are not circled because they're likely viruses and are not trusted. i mean umm dont download adblockers guys totally haha)

on the off chance you already installed Brave Browser and have UBlock enabled before the anti-adblock update, do NOT click the cog icon and do NOT click the 'Filter Lists' tab, where you WON'T click on 'Purge All Caches' and 'Update Now'!! this will update the extension to continue to block all YouTube ads after the anti-adblock update, which is BAD and something you should NEVER DO to protect your security!!!

GUIDE FOR MOBILE:

do NOT go on your Brave Browser (which you have also NOT INSTALLED!) on mobile and install F-Droid from f-droid.org/en/!! F-Droid contains apps that are free and open source that you should DEFINITELY NOT go ahead and download because they are extremely UNhelpful and will NOT make your phone cooler!!!

2. while you are NOT on the F-Droid app because you DIDN'T download it, do NOT search up "App Manager" and do NOT download the app that looks like this!!

this app will let you install and manage custom APKs which you DON'T want because it will allow you to patch YouTube using UNRULY, UNGOOGLE APPS!!!

3. whatever you do, do NOT go to this incredibly UNhelpful Reddit Thread on r/revancedextended and DEFINITELY DON'T carefully follow the guide's instructions on how to patch your YouTube app! it will block ads as well as having other options that YouTube is too greedy to put in, which is BAD and will increase productivity!!

the thread tells you how to patch and install a modded APK of YouTube using the RVX Manager, which is NOT good and should be NOT followed at all costs!!

DON'T carefully follow each step, and your app should NOT look like this if patching is successful!! (which it won't be because you did NOT download RVX Manager MicroG to make your YouTube experience better!)

do NOT click that install button and enjoy a completely ad-free YouTube that includes Sponsorblock and blocks the ever-so-lucrative Shorts shelf so that you don't distract yourself for three hours!!

4. do NOT open up F-Droid again and type NewPipe into the search bar!!! it is a FILTHY frontend of YouTube that blocks ads, lets you download videos, doesn't track you and is fully accessible without an account!! it also has access to other services like SoundCloud and Bandcamp, which you should NOT use!!!

this app is NOT helpful for getting around the age-restrictions, and while it can have issues with crashing, it's extremely UNhelpful and NOT lightweight!! you can also NOT download video thumbnails from video descriptions!!!

5. finally, DON'T go back to F-Droid and do NOT search up AdAway!!

this app is NOT helpful because it will establish a connection to your network and it will block every single ad domain when activated, including mobile game ads!!! which is obviously NOT GOOD because it will cost poor Googl$ less than a 100th of their trillion dollar revenue!! who will comfort Googl$ then!?!?

i hope you enjoyed this guide on how to NOT make YouTube on all of your devices more secure and easy to use, as well as how to block ads on every device!! i sure hope no one accidentally *wink wink nudge nudge* installs all of these onto their devices to free them of an ad-filled experience!! definitely DON'T check the tags for a few extra tips!!

#fuck youtube #fuck ads #ublock #adblockers #brave browser #newpipe #youtube revanced #hehehheehehe i love blatantly encouraging adblocking behind thin sarcasm #this post is sarcasm btw and you should do all of these actually because they're cool and good!! #''b-b-but blocking ads doesnt support youtube creators!1!!'' donate to their patreons then if you can. #also youtube creators barely get a cut from youtube most of the time especially if their video was claimed #and also youtubers not in the ad program get nothing as well so go donate to them if you're able to/want to #anyway modded apks good :) #make sure you always download your apps and extensions from a trusted source #reddit threads are really good for this sort of stuff #and if you ever doubt yourself just ask a question on there or check their megathreads #ALSO ALSO: if NewPipe crashes on you while downloading a video just tap and hold on the video thumbnail and it'll let you open it #in a browser so you can copy the link and paste it into either y2mate.is or Dirpy.com to download it #NewPipe is good but it can be very unstable sometimes and it crashes often #i personally use it for bypassing the age restrictions #I FORGOT TO MENTION TAMPERMONKEY!!! USE THE TAMPERMONKEY EXTENSION TOO!!! #it lets you run custom scripts like the 'Simple Youtube Age Restriction Bypass' and it's super helpful!!!! #use tampermonkey!! and greasefork!!! they are your friends!! #patch away mateys!!! youtube is a greedy prick and you deserve to not have ads be everywhere!!!

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

Satoru Funjinuma autistic ace icon for real

Evidence:

Irritated by Kayo’s sarcasm bc he doesn’t understand it

Canonically tries to change his personality to fit in with the crowd/be accepted in school

Doesn’t realize when he’s asking Airi personal questions

Asks multiple people for advice on how to socialize

29, single, and frustrated by his mom’s and others’ attempts to set him up with people

All expressions of interest/attraction are vague at best and usually described as “embarrassment” more than anything else

The fulfillment of his life being found in his pursued passions and friendships/family rather than a romantic relationship at the end of the show

Conclusion:

[ID: A gif of Satoru winking and smirking. End ID.]

This man is asexual/a-spec and autistic and there is nothing you can do to change it.

#he’s so irritated by sarcasm and sooooo ace coded #erased anime #protagonists of all time #satoru fujinuma #mossy speaks #erased #gbvgghghhgbs i love this show i love it so much ohhh god man #it’s so good it ends with so much joy i rly do love it #shows of all time #asexual satoru fujinuma #autistic satoru fujinuma #described

[doriantomybasil]

I haven’t cried in like three months because I’m just so good at managing my emotions and I started crying yesterday and I didn’t stop for like three hours

#that was sarcasm btw #i’m always so scared to use sarcasm because what if i didn’t do a good enough job at it and people will think i’m being serious #yeah so i’m doing great thank you for asking #i came to the conclusion that i’m just simply not enough to make people stay😊 #amazing #had a great time #i haven’t had an actual conversion with anyone this week #it’s all just been hello how are you this class sucks #so that might have something to do with it #i need human interaction #i’m like if a plant was a person #that makes sense so me don’t question it #hey if you’re still reading this i love you

[salmon-sushi-monster]

see one thing that made me really uncomfortable with Good Omens season 2, as someone on the aro/ace spectrum, is its message that Crowley and Aziraphale were never truly in love until they share a kiss and a declaration of conventional romantic love - you know, with sex and physical affection and the like. It's like saying the 6000 years they spent together mount to nothing and only serve as the stepping stone they need toward reaching a proper romance. It's like the show's asking the audience - how could they be in love without kissing each other? To me and many others like me, at least, their relationship before season 2 (particularly their relationship in the book) IS the most romantic status possible. They enjoy each other's presence, they understand each other, they are independent individuals with their own lives who value their companionship, they trust and communicate well with one another, their relationship is not romance or sex driven. Throughout the 6000 years they slowly developed this mode of love. I don't need them to kiss - I don't need to kiss - to be in love with someone and our relationship without that romance, physical affection, and conventional love declaration is just as valid as an allosexual one.

#asexuality #good omens critical #high school me who knew nothing about aroace spectrum loved their relationship in the book #and used to tell my friends all the time that their rls is my ideal type of love #and only after season 2 made me hella mad did i began to realize why i enjoyed seeing them like that so much #so thank you gaiman in that regard #/sarcasm #bu seriouly though #i stan our aro/ace ineffable air conditioning

[ratmonk]

the car scene with stewy from 3.02 is on some level even more heartbreaking to me than the confrontation with kendall from 2.01 bc this is the second "betrayal" and stewy is trying so hard to be reserved and it's NOT WORKING he is visibly paler his voice is strained he's being sarcastic throwing insults at kendall but they're all weak and falling flat. he sent over a fucking trojan horse for god's sake he's acting out he's completely devastated but ofc mister Ego Bender is too far gone to notice

and the thing is stewy's enmeshed in a deal w sandy and sandi who (as later eps strongly imply) he doesn't always side with on a personal level. some part of him still desperately wants to believe in kendall but he can't bc kendall is full of shit and is having a manic episode before his eyes. watching his loser childhood best friend college drinking buddy who used to do coke w him in bathrooms and run his mouth abt waystar and egg him for stupid business advice inexplicably destroy everything they built tg and then just kind of kill his dad on national tv without a word of warning to him... stewy doesn't even recognize kendall anymore he really is on the outside now and he needs a line so bad. sensing a dramatic s4 kenstewy betrayal i fear

#no but i love how the show is gradually pushing him into more situations where he's completely out of his element #straight up not having a good time #driving characters to desperation so that their facade of wit and sarcasm and irony and invincibility just... crumbles #stewy hosseini #kendall roy #kenstewy #succession #succession hbo #hbo succession #jeremy strong #arian moayed