#he IS a princess idc

[lesbiradshaw]

he’s like if a boy was a princess

#he IS a princess idc #the curly straw in his drink is so 😞☹️🫶 #prince of my heart love of my life apple pie of my eye etc #the gleaming center of the universe #cant stop thinking about him sorry #as soon as this movie comes out in HD im gonna be so unbearable i fear #saltburn #saltburn spoilers #felix catton #jacob elordi

[martyrbat]

the princess & the pea – batman: once upon a crime

[ID: Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Damian al Ghul all in their respective costumes. Dick is hanging off the side of a green combine harvester that's running down Poison Ivy's overgrown weeds. Tim is sitting criss-cross on the top of the machine and is playing a Gameboy while Damian, the actual child, is driving while hunched over the wheel despite the fact that his little legs literally wouldn't be able to hit the pedal. END ID]

#HE IS NOT CERTIFIED TO USE HEAVY MACHINERY !!!!!! HES 12 !!!!!!!!! #c: batman: once upon a crime | the princess & the pea #crypt's panels #dick grayson #nightwing #damian al ghul #robin v #tim drake #red robin #robin iii #his tag is one of those idc

[palskippah]

Hi! There are role swap AUs of them already and I love them so much, so I tried making my own too! You should know that this is entirely self-indulgent like anything else I draw askdaslds

There is Mareach and Bowuigi bc yes alskdklasd and a tiny bit of one-sided Luaisy that leads to nothing because Luigi's a married man 😔

I had other drawings of them, but they're not colored yet and I wanted to share the idea already sjsjs

Here's some ideas for this AU!

-Mario's the Mushroom Kingdom Princess and his parents are the King and Queen. Luigi used to be the other princess, green princess or green princess Mario (as in, his bro Mario, not his last name Mario 😔), but he married Bowser and became the Queen of the Darklands :y Everyone in there respects and remembers his name, he's built a really good reputation for himself by simply being himself, in this house we believe in the 'Luigi is the Darklands' hero' hc too. Their aunt and uncles (and cousin) rule Sarasaland.

-(King boo's a Darklands ally but still hates Queen Luigi from that one time he wiped clean his mansion when the king kidnapped Mario. Luigi's scared of ghosts still too, but Junior always reassures him he's gonna beat them up if they try scaring his mama (I drew it actually, I'm gonna color it too!))

-When the bros were 20 Bowser at first tried kidnapping Princess Mario, and Mario was ready to beat his ass but they ended up talking about ally-making and ruling a kingdom as Bowser just got crowned king. Mario advised him to listen to his advisor and other stuff and by the time Luigi caught the koopa ship, ready to bonk Bowser in the head with his comically large hammer, the princess and king made plans of starting a treaty.

>Anyways, they met often after that when Bowser went to plan the treat with the Mario King and Queen. Luigi fell for Bowser and Bowser fell harder and Mario regretted talking to Bowser and should have instead just beat him up. He's happy for his bro though. When they married and had Junior and adopted the koopalings he decided that he was very happy that he talked to Bowser. He loves how happy Luigi is.

-Princess Mario accomplishes many things and excels at almost anything he tries, and all the toads treat him as a hero as well as a princess and all, so his dad doesn't think he's a failure, but still bothers him by urging him to get married ever since he turned thirty. He often compares him to Luigi, who got married at 23 and in the present had eight kids with his husband. Mario doesn't give a shit about marrying soon, but wished his dad would stop being annoying. His mamma is a sweetheart as always and often tells her husband to leave him alone. King Mario is stubborn as hell though (his two boys got that from him), so he doesn't.

-Peach and Daisy are cousins and they were trying to start a business together, though they weren't still sure about what (you know as Princess Peach and Daisy have many businesses together in canon aksdla), but before they could settle anything they somehow fell in the pipe and Peach landed in the Mushroom Kingdom and Daisy in the Darklands.

-Bowser still steals the Super Star, but in hopes of giving Luigi the coolest anniversary gift ever, as it's their seventh and all that. He very often gives him all sort of things, like great statues, many many dresses and all the stuff that he knows Luigi loves. Being the himbo he is, he's genuinely concerned that Luigi wouldn't like something unless it is completely new and has never been gifted to him at all. Of course, Luigi would love anything he'd give him, because Bowser's gifts are always made with love. By the end of the things, Luigi tells Bowser so and calls him an idiot affectionally, and also makes him return the Super Star. (movie-like, you know, since this is somehow a retelling alksdlasd)

-Based on what I read at discord, if you're who wrote it, pls know that i love your ideas jsjs- Bowser has set up many statues of Luigi that are of a nice stone color and has gems in its eyes to glow under the lava and the sun when it's out. Imagine that one Luigi render where he's got an arm raised and the other nicely by his side and he's smiling, that's the main statue of Queen Luigi sjjds. They contrast greatly against Bowser's, that were made to make his fierceness stand out, unlike Luigi's that highlight his kindness.

-In the piano scene, Bowser is playing and singing and Luigi's laying on his stomach over the piano's surface (no idea if that's possible but humor me alkdalsd) and listens with the most besotted expression ever, resting his face on his palms. When Kamek interrupts them Luigi's not mad or anything, but Bowser really glares at the magikoopa.

-Junior finds Daisy and brings her to the castle, in hopes that his mama and papa will help her, because they're the greatest people in the whole world and they can do anything.

-Daisy and Luigi quickly become friends, making Bowser jealous of the other human, especially because Daisy from time to time looks at Luigi as if she like-liked him. Not that he thought Luigi had eyes for anyone else beside him, but it was still annoying. And Diasy, for all she annoyed him, seemed to fully respect that Luigi was happily married.

-Daisy teases Bowser mercilessly too, at first clueless that she's supposed to be terrified and respect this guy like everyone else does (maybe Junior takes her to him first, and completely forgetting Junior's initial rambling about his family, she doesn't realize Bowser's the king, but when she meets Luigi, she sees his crown and fancy clothes and immediately knows she gotta be respectful to this guy. She doesn't know how royals are in this lava world, after all), but she keeps doing it, knowing the koopa king may look terrifying but he's mostly bark and no bite.

-DK and Mario are friends and they often meet up to beat the shit out of the other, or sparring as it's called, I think. The first time they did it, Mario got the cat power up and destroyed DK in front of the kong king and other kongs, and since then Cranky doesn't dislike Mario so much, and the others respect him greatly too.

-Mareach,,, they look at eachother and sparkles are in there too. Peach doesn't brutally throw Mario to the ground or anything, but he loses his breath anyways because of her beauty. Also, Mario's type is beautiful tall women (and tall idiot men, maybe his dad suggests DK as a husband and Mario's like ew dad, we're just friends. Or maybe... Donkareach... I like the fics that has them, but idk for this).

-Toad as a wingman, he doesn't care how obvious he is, he's gonna make Princess Mario and his new friend Peach be together, because they clearly like-like the other.

That's all I got for now askdalsd thanks if you read my ramblings, sorry if there's mistakes in writing.

I'm gonna color the stuff I got left and maybe draw more, but knowing myself I dunno if I will anytime soon 😔 Also I go back to college the next week sadly sjsjd

Got any thoughts on the AU? Tell cuz I'd love to know c:< but only if it's nice thoughts, I'm sensitive akdalsd

#super mario bros #my art #mario mario #princess peach #princess daisy #luigi #bowser #bowser jr #bowuigi #mareach #AU #roleswap au #also the Mareach preg post is gonna take me longer than expected bc I really wanna color it all alsdkasd #sorry pipol #princess Mario is the first ever he/him princess #princess Luigi was the second #princess mario and peach marry and they become queen mario and king peach idc

[chipistrate]

An assortment of Sonic doodles while I still try n figure out how to draw these creatures (also as an apology for not posting in like. forever lmao)

Side note but I need Surge and Shadow to fight so badly. Like I NEED them to fight listen to me boy (gender neutral)

#my art #chipillustrates #sonic #sth #sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #princess elise #Sonic Prime #Surge the Tenrec #Sonic idw #Shadow the hedgehog #sonic movie 3 #<- I have so many thoughts about this. btw. I have so many theories in my brain that connect to that doodle #sth fanart #sonic the hedgehog fanart #also I'm sorryyyyy I know it's GGY week I have nothing prepared I'll try and do something for that soon I prommy I prommy I prommy #Sonic 06 #ignore the fact I have zero clue how to draw movie Sonic idk why he's so hard to draw #The 06 art isn't ship art btw but it can be tagged as whatever idc

[waywardsalt]

refused to let myself rest until i finished making this

#loz #legend of zelda #twilight princess #midna #ocarina of time #ganondorf #phantom hourglass #linebeck #skyward sword #ghirahim #minish cap #vaati #i thought about adding totk rauru? but hes just polite hes not quite a man whos a fancy lady #this is my opinion but tbh yeah. idc that twili midna looks like that we all saw her in imp form shes 100% a girl whos a gross dude #linebeck and ghirahim were going to be in this from the start but i really had to think abt who else to add #i like how its like. 3 major villains and then the companions with the best arcs #ganondorf ended up being so close to linebeck bc i ran out of room and also bc im gay about them #also i used linebeck's model instead of that one bit of official art bc in the art his coat is incorrect (missing bottom stripe) so. model. #also you get his gay little pose with the model so win #listen vaati is the one im the least sure about here but its fine #anyways. loz polycule from hell #my post #dying over how fucking similar ghirahim and oot ganondorf's poses are tho #TBH MIDNA AND LINEBECK ARE SIMILAR TOO #vaati is left out damn

[animationbootylover]

Appreciation post for Prince Adam from Beauty and the Beast. Twitter was calling him ugly and that didn't sit right with me.

#beauty and the beast #disney #disney+ #prince adam #disney princess #disney prince #beast #belle #he's handsome #idc what anyone says #belle is not a furry #disney couples #twitter

[saffitaffi]

I love this game so much! Slay the Princess’s Demos have been some of my favorite VNs this year and I’m so hyped for the full release! From the horror to the romance ughhh this game is so good

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #slay the princess #fanart #slay the princess is so good ahhhh #slay girlboss #kill that hero guy idc #he’s also great but still #she’s so hot #black tabby games

[valkaryah]

ok but can we please appreciate the beautiful contrast between tabitha telling roman the roys can't acquire pierce because that's actual news that her family and friends follow and he kinda dismisses her versus willa telling connor he can't support mencken because all her family and friends hate him and connor ends up listening to her

and thats why connor roy is winning, the man may be delusional but he listens to his down to earth wife

#eat that roman #succession #conwilla #willa ferreyra #connor roy #WILLAS THE PEOPLE PRINCESS like yeah shes in on connors delusion but she is his gravity she brings him down to earth and can we please #appreciate how he is the only one of the sibs who actually listens and communicates with his life partner #AND THATS WHY CONWILLA ARE THE BETTER LOOKING COUPLE AND ALSO THE HAPPIEST OF SUCCESSION #idc the conheads are never losing #conwilla high affecting my brain again #valkaryah talks

[lesbianfakir]

To elaborate on my ruekirtho throuple thoughts, sometimes I think about a world where their shared love for mytho brought rue and fakir together instead of driving them apart. They’re both incredibly lonely kids who have lost too much and, as much as they care for mytho, a heartless doll isn’t replacement for real human companionship. So they find each other.

Rue knows it will never last. No one beyond her Prince will ever love her. She sees the way Fakir throws rocks at the flock of crows that gathers around her. When he discovers her identity—and she knows he will discover her identity one day—they’ll go back to being enemies. He is the Knight and she is the daughter of the Raven, his killer. Still, it’s nice to have a friend even for a little while. So she lets herself forget. She forgets who, what, she is. She forgets that there was ever a before. She forgets that they won’t last.

Fakir knows there is something very, very wrong in Rue’s life. He sees the deep scratches that stand out against her almost unnaturally pale skin. She speaks in a hushed tone with a haunted look in her eyes when it’s time to go home. She won’t tell him anything, though. He doesn’t even know where she lives; it’s as if she disappears at the end of the day. He just hopes that one day, when it comes down to it, he’ll be able to protect her from whatever haunts her.

By the time the story goes into motion, the two, along with Mytho, are near inseparable. When Mytho begins regaining his heart, Rue and Fakir work together to put a stop to it. When Rue begins losing track of the days, feeling as if someone else is trying to claw their way out of her chest, she almost goes to Fakir for help. Almost.

It is, of course, Fakir who shatters the illusion that is Rue. Her one and only friend calls her an ugly crow, and in that moment she remembers what she is. What she’s always been. They’ve been enemies from birth. This “friendship” was nothing more than the a sad illusion created by a lonely girl—a girl who no longer exists. And she knows now, in her father’s absence, her “friend” will die at her hand. This is their fate and fate cannot be changed. Still, it was nice while it lasted.

#implied child abuse #I WILL be shipping fakir and rue idc about canon #can you imagine #CAN! YOU! IMAGINE!!! #I made another post on more concrete details of this au I believe #but yeah it plays out kinda like canon #where in the first half of season 1 rue and fakir park together to stop tutu #but after the Kraehe reveal #well #let’s just say fakir’s trust is broken #which makes it harder for him to bond with Duck #and when they DO become friends rue feels like she was replaced #and so rue and fakir are still trying to kill each other here they’re just. much much more angry about it #I think it would be fun if they had a pretty central relationship in tutu #princess tutu #lea talks #also part of rue’s arc is realizing she can be loved and fakir DID love her but now it feels too late for that :( #he feels like their relationship was just a lie from the start so she could get close to him and mytho and then hurt them #soooooo he’s not changing his mind about rue anytime soon #Ehehe I love drama I love suffering

[thiziri]

Princess Anne and her husband Sir Tim Laurence attending the Rugby World Cup match between Ireland and Scotland at the Stade de France in Paris, on 07 October 2023.

#AAAAAH #THE WAY SHE'S STARING AT HIM #HEART EYES #IDC #SHE'S SO SOFT #HE'S WEARING HIS HEARING AID AGAIN 🥺 #SWEET BABY BOY #ALSO #HE'S GOT A NEW HAIRCUT #princess anne #princess royal #tim laurence #timothy laurence #brf #british royal family

[mrsensitive]

I actually can’t do it much longer

#I’m analysing the way he holds that sharpie #hm HAIR #the a… #the mole the mole the mole #oh yea and #NOSE NOSE NOSE NOSE NOSE NOSE #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I’m putting him in my pocket #idc idc idc #quinn hughes #like he is just my darling princess angel idk what to say

[palskippah]

Hi! You saw preg Bowuigi, but may I present to you… preg Mareach ✨

The thought won't leave my mind after I mindlessly drew Mario asking Luigi how is it to be pregnant and then it escalated from there 😔

So! Here's some headcanons (that you can find too in the drawings) for this:

Edit! I deleted the suggestive-y ideas to make it more all viewers-friendly, sorry!

-Mario and Luigi's mamma and uncle are twins, so they have this 'twin gene', and it just so happens that Mario got twins first try and Luigi didn’t.

-Mario has thoughts when seeing his bro expecting, he develops a serious case of baby fever that he refuses to tell anyone about. Like he catches himself thinking about him and Peach expecting and her acting in the overly attentive way that Bowser does, or thinking of a tiny blonde baby with a button nose and blue-sky eyes. He feels a bit guilty about these thoughts.

-Luigi eventually pries the information out of Mario and tries to convince him to talk to Peach about it, that she’d be understanding even if she doesn’t like the idea. Mario’s stubborn and just doesn’t and feels bad for wanting a baby too just because his bro is going to have one.

-To Mario’s surprise (and relief) it’s Peach who mentions the idea of having children (he feels a bit embarrassed that she easily used the exact words he scolded himself for: “I want a baby”), so they shyly entertain the idea.  And they decide they'd like to be parents in the future.

-When Magma (that's the Bowuigi baby's name!) grows and gets to the toddler stage, Mario finally decides that they could start trying.

-(Corny and I pulled this from Deadpool 2 but) He gives the 'green light' to Peach as a sort of anniversary gift and she's so happy she jumps in place and holds him to her chest and rambles about what to name the baby and how they'd look and what they'll do together and– Mario jokingly reminds her that first she's gotta put a baby in him for that to happen.

-Luigi is really excited when Mario and Peach tell him that they’re expecting. He hugs them both and says he can’t wait to finally be an uncle, and that they’ll be great parents.

-Luigi spoils his bro the same way Mario did with him when he was expecting Magma, like baking him treats and his favorite foods whenever they’re at their house and overall being a very good bro.

-Soon Peach arranges a room to make a nursery and plans how it’ll be.

-When they discover it's twins she makes arrangements again to adapt it for two babies, assigning a color to each baby’s things, because she thinks that Mario and Luigi having their signature colors is adorable.

-When they’re back from the doctor after discovering they’ll have twins, they’re both happily thinking about two children. Peach of snuggly wrapped little babies with round noses and brunette hair, and Mario for some reason thinks of two blonde toddlers with matching hats and blue overalls.

-Mario's belly looks big soon and Peach is over the moon because he's so round and handsome.

-He's so shaped.

-Due to almost all of the Mushroom Kingdom citizens being small Mario often loses sight of them, especially when talking to toads. They love to stand close and right in front of him, even if Mario tells them to stand at his side so he can see them. Mario's pretty sure not even the toads can see him over his belly and yet they don't listen.

-Mario lives at Peach's castle but he and Luigi still kinda often stay at their own little house at the outskirts of Toad Town. Luigi sometimes goes by himself or brings some of his children. They like to have some kind of peace apart from their families and the royalness of it all. (Thinking about the fact that Bowser went on a vacation by himself as Junior said once in a game sjdks)

-Peach is very excited for the babies and she always asks for permission to caress his belly and to hold it and to kiss it. She talks a lot to the babies too, even at times holding very long one-sided conversations with them while Mario listens in with an absolutely besotted smile.

-Many nights, when Mario's sprawled on his side with his arms in weird positions and snoring away and Peach's at his back holding him, she mumbles on and on sweet words to her children and her boyfriend, and holds Mario closely.

-Ever since they know he's expecting, Peach randomly suggests baby names to Mario, who shakes his head or actually explains why he doesn't like them. She suggests one day a couple of names just for funsies and to her surprise Mario loves them.

-Peach leaves their bed very early to focus on her royal duties all morning, while Mario's asleep almost until midday surrounded by an insane amount of red and pink pillows.

-Peach eats red power up mushrooms to be able to easily carry Mario around when he gets too tired, that way she doesn't get tired either.

-Late on Mario gets the 'pregnancy brain', he forgets things and sometimes does stupid stuff. Once at their house he dropped a fork, and since it never crossed his mind to ask for help or pick another one from the kitchen cabinet, he ended up stuck in a crouch when trying to reach it, yelling for Luigi to come help him up.

-Donkey Kong and Mario are mean besties, and DK often teases Mario and vice versa. Like DK purposefully drops something and asks in a faux nice voice for Mario to pick it up for him, then does the laugh™ as Mario stares at him unamused.

-DK used to (gently) push Mario to sit in soft furniture and laugh at him for getting stuck. Mario would sulk and cross his arms over his belly until the stupid monkey dignified himself to help him up. Until DK did it one day that Mario had been particularly tired about the pregnancy, and besides the usual reaction he also got misty-eyed and his lower lip wobbled. DK freaked out and couldn't figure out how to console him as Mario silently cried. Peach almost obliterated DK on the spot when she caught them.

-Since then DK isn't as mean with Mario until the babies are born weeks later. Also, he's a bit terrified of Peach now.

-Magma, who's still a toddler, often asks her uncle-mama when the babies are going to come out of his belly so she can meet them.

-They have twin girls! They're identical when they're babies and kids but when they grow older they have more noticiable differences (like height, same as Mario and Luigi and their mom and uncle)

-They’re Nettarina and Mariella. Sadly I don’t care how silly the names are, I like them and so does Mario aksjdksajd

-Mario has strong genes so their babies look a lot more like him than Peach (who’s glad, because she wanted to have two mini Marios!), although he hoped they’d look more like her.

-Mario is already fat and he gets even fatter with the pregnancy.

-The girls (and Magma too) speak fluent italian and english.

And that’s what I have so far! I know i missed some characters that I could have mentioned like Daisy or Toad and others, but maybe I’ll think of them too for another post c:

I hope you liked them, and if you have any other ideas or headcanons feel free to share them, I’d love to know!

#super mario bros #mareach #Princess Peach #princess toadstool #Mario #mario mario #mpreg #fankids #my art #the expecting the baby stuff feels more sweet because none of them have children of their own apart from the nieces and nephews from- #-Luigi's side of the family akldlsadkd #MAREACH T4T!! #because who would name their baby Mario Mario #He chose that name because it'd be hilarious #also Peach named herself after her favorite fruit idc #Mario also means manly so there's that #I just love Mario he's so small and for what #THANKS TO THE PERSON THAT SUGGESTED MAGMA IT'S CUTE #AND THE NAME SERAFINA TOO THANK YOU! #<333 #Also the name's Magma Serafina bc I couldn't decide which #some people call them Magma and others Fini and other Sera... #She likes to have many names #Magma has she/they pronouns hehe #the girls look so inconsistent aksdaskdals #sorry I'll decide how to officially draw them at some point jsjs #btw Mariella's the green one and Nettarina's the pink one #I've drawn preg Luigi too but I can't find the motivation to color the drawings akdskad apologies :'y #I love the image of yoshi's island where the parents are holding baby Mario and baby Luigi only with their hands

[spideybonez]

"you're mischaracterizing him" IDC THAT MIDDLE AGED MAN WHO HAS COMMITTED MULTIPLE FELONIES IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS!!!

#Yes this is about hoffman #he's my babygirl. my princess. my sweet darling girl. #hitting him on top of the head with my transgenderfication beam #that boy is a girl idc #mark hoffman: beautiful butch woman #mark hoffman #saw #saw franchise #si yaps

[reggiestein]

My predictions for the Cookie Run Survivor Lineup

#im open to others interpretations i have a feeling its going to be like 2 min at most but idc this is the most heat thing ive ever seen #i hope licorice is in it.......... he can be voted out first for being nonagreeable #omg i hope this is a full thing thatd be so fun #theyd be MISSING OUT if they didnt do this full fledged #i hope we have more mario spinoff type things like this where the dark team is like bowser and co #i want a cookie run kart game #omg im so excited for this #oh god tags #licorice cookie #mala sauce cookie #purple yam cookie #black pearl cookie #pomegranate cookie #kumiho cookie #parfait cookie #Princess cookie #cherry blossom cookie #fig cookie #chili pepper cookie #sorbet shark cookie #adventurer cookie #black raisin cookie #rye cookie #herb cookie #latte cookie #werewolf cookie #milk cookie #if this isnt 5 min+ they are STUPID. they need to do stuff like this more....we love your characters more than your gameplay....milk this

[layla-moon-606]

I’m fucking with the canon I don’t care if you don’t like it. If there’s a character I like and he’s a top, guess what? No he’s not. Nuh uh. He’s gonna be a bottom for ME. In my chosen media that I have rewritten in my noggin? He’ll do anything I want him to. Got a problem with it? Tough nuggets bitch I’m the law here.

#canon #headcanon #I’m the captain now #he’s my princess #if you don’t like it you can eat a dick #gale dekarios #astarion #bg3 #writing my own shit in my head idc what canon has to say

[amykiriwosdefenselawyer]

so what's everyone's headcanon colours for m!ik characters who we haven't seen in colour

i imagined strow fuwatoro as having blonde hair but that would make her too similar to eiko

i really hope princess shura isn't pink for some reason i just can't imagine it (unless it's really light sakura type pink)

marbas f. yabashi...probably red-tinted black? kinda like miki probably.

zebubra is either a light mint or bombshell blonde to me, mephisto is definitely blond

ronron (sabro's "daughter" with anxiety) DEFINITELY is magenta/pink and if she's not i will rage

i hope the anime just does everyone justice 👍

#the anime making atori's hair purple-tinted is typical anime and his eyes being wine-red is beautiful BUT #the differentiation between anime and manga fanart tho like bro's nails are fucking pink in the anime #idc tho i'd still ride him like a bike even if he looked like a grape #m!ik #mairimashita! iruma kun #mairuma #welcome to demon school iruma kun #princess shura #strow fuwatoro #marbas f. yabashi #zebubura belzebuth #m!ik mephisto