#he likes it (yes) or not (officially)

[biboomerangboi]

Saw something about Hua Cheng always being able to sense his ashes so he can always sense Xie Lian and I just think it adds a hilarious take to him giving Xie Lian his ashes. Like yes it’s a beautiful and romantic ghostly tradition but there is something so funny about him given them to him the moment he has to leave so he doesn’t lose him again after 800 years of searching like someone tagging a bird to track their migration habits. He is not taking no fucking chances.

#he is not taking the risk #I wouldn’t either tbf #like yes obviously this is a sad really romantic reason after thier separation #But Xie Lian is so pigeon coded that it’s just funny too #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heavens official blessing #heaven official's blessing #zees 2am text posts

[astorianyxkings]

There's always people theorizing how the Batfamily hides Jason disappearance and reappearance, but I literally haven't seen anyone use the best explanation: Witness Protection.

Like this literally answers every question. The Death Certificate? They had to fake his death. The empty grave? Obviously it had to be believable. The time when Wayne Heir "Richie Wayne" refused to step foot in Gotham and talk to his father? He was pissed about Jason's (non) death. Brucie Wayne's very real depression after his death? Well he lost contact with his son and he was under immense stress from the government.

Like this literally answers every question I can come up with. Why has no one said he was in witness protection? And if people have done it, send me fics and prompts because I'm obsessed.

And the best part is, the Waynes are so stupidly rich that they could pull it off. Lex Luther could try and conduct his own investigation but somehow he can never find anything concrete. And if he gets too close either Babs hacks them or Tim just calls up Conner for a distraction.

One time Jason gets cornered and asked how he felt about returning to his life after being in Witness Protection. Unfortunately, him and Bruce weren't on the best terms to explain the whole story but he comes in clutch. He spins the tale about how heartbroken he was to see his brother, father and grandfather grieving and how honored he was when he learnt his new little brother idolized him. Tim got ahold of a copy of the interview and will never let Jason live it down.

The media doesn't ask Bruce questions about Jason's death because last time they did he broke down and a suddenly furious reporter chastised them and reminded them that while Jason may be alive Bruce still mourned his death. The picture of Bruce in tears at the interview is currently one of Jason's favourite lockscreens.

Same goes for Dick. Any questions of his brother's death results in (1) Richie Wayne ready to throw hands at any and everybody, (2) his wife (well one of them) Barbara Gordon threatening the reporters or (3) That same Metropolis reporter chastising the whole community again.

#dc comics #batfam #bruce wayne #jason todd #yes the reporter is clark #hes ready to fight for b and dick #vicky vale wonders if jason todd wayne was in witness protection due to something involving the red hood #jason goes on twitter and bashes the red hood's whole persona #dick grayson retweets that red hood is trying and is just a little lost #the official batman twitter likes that tweet #it causes a huge mess for both barbara and jim gordon to clean up #they knew they shouldn't have gotten involved with gothams pet billionaire and his weird kids

[nocek]

The power of magic baby :B

I'm enjoying doing the very loose sketchy linearts. It really helps with not falling into perfectionism buuuuuut it actually creeps back up with deciding to color XD It's unending battle.

But sometimes you need to lose it...

#mary jane watson #mj parker #peter b parker #mayday parker #miguel o'hara #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderverse #atsv #with a guest appearance of #spider with a top hat (blast)! #also please appreciate my consistency! #on addendum to previous comic I said that from now on miguel is uncle kitty #he likes it (yes) or not (officially) #and no #that totally wasn't like 20% of why this comic happened ;P

[domsaysstuff]

Okay so this idea has been rocking around my empty skull for some time now just we know that Eddie can be a pretty mean DM and a shithead and I've been thinking abt romances in D&D and how it would work in Hellfire

And I had this thought that Eddie would like be "no romances!!" to the Corroded Coffin group (before the kids joined) and they're like why? and Eddie just to tease them says that he doesn't want to pretend to fall for their smelly ugly faces

Which just motivates them to try and seduce like every character that Eddie introduces for a fucking month and it leads to the creation of the rule: Every romance/seduction directed roll must be rolled above 15 to succeed AND if Eddie decides that the attempt is particularly bad the roll is with disadvantage

The Corroed Coffin boys are obviously teasingly like ohhh so we get an advantage if it's good?

"Doubt that would happen boys, but sure, if you make me, Eddie fucking Munson, to blush like a fair maiden then you'll get the advantage on the roll"

They try, they really do, but all the CC boys succeed in doing is killing off all of their party in three sessions and Gareth who is a little shit is actually rolling his third character (because the consequences of a failure are fucking brutal) by the time Jeff and [unnamed freak] give up

After that they know better (except Gareth who still sometimes does that just to annoy Eddie and be a little shit) to try and then the kids join Hellfire and Eddie has even less of an desire to flirt with fucking Wheeler, Henderson and Sinclair (they're baby children!!)

But the kids are a little shits too and they see Gareth being a little shit so they copy

It ends badly for them, they gripe about Eddie being unfair because like "all three of us have girlfriends Eddie and you don't so we clearly know more about romance then you do" Dustin not only gets a flick on the head for that but his character might have ended up being put into situations™ throughout the session that are "totally unfair!"

But fair to say all of Hellfire knows the rules and all of hellfire knows that no matter how well they try and how smooth they are (they really aren't ever smooth) Eddie will not blush or even consider they attempts as "good", the best they got was "tolerable" (Lucas got it and he's still very proud of it, as he deserves okay?), Eddie is impossible to fluster and so it's just is this fun thing they sometimes do when they feel particularly like little shits

And that's it about it

Until Vecna and all the upside down shit and the surprising friendship of Eddie and Steve happens

And suddenly Steve Harrington is not only sitting but playing D&D

Everything is going actually pretty good and Dustin practically vibrates out of his chair at how proud he is of Steve for how well he is doing so far and then

And then Steve tries to flirt with a pretty bard

Dustin deflates, he is ready for the absolute disaster that is going to fall upon Steve, he makes eye contact with Lucas - both of them ready with "it was actually a pretty good line tho!" at the tip of their tongues to defend Steve's decisions, he doesn't know Eddie's special rules after all and it would be funny to see Steve fail, sure, but it's Steve's first game and the kids wanted it to be good for Steve so convincing him to play again would be easier

But now Eddie is going to absolutely rip into him and Steve will never want to play again and-

"Roll with advantage" Dustin gasps, audibly, loudly, the room is silent, except for Steve who's very unaware of the chaos he just created and just rolls the dices, his usual confidence in place

And if someone looked closely - and all of the hellfire is fucking looking - Eddie Munson has indeed a light blush on his face

#i feel like it would have been so funny #steve and eddie just spend the rest of the session flirting through the bard and steve's character #steve also doesn't know why Lucas looks so in awe of him after the session Mike is scowling and Dustin is looking at him #as if he's a weird matemathical equasion #the CC boys give Eddie so much shit tho after the session #'oh so ours ugly mugs don't do it but king steve's jocky ass does?' 'it's a pretty great ass!' #steve doesn't really learn abt the rules until like a month later #also this is my gareth is a little shit agenda and i will be always pushing it #steddie #fic idea #stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #dom's au idea of the day #corroded coffin #also hahaha yes this is my official my brain cannot keep my ideas in my head anymore so im going to unleash all of them slowly here

[jiiyawns]

fight the pain awaaaay

#sth #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic frontiers #tw eye strain #i am already so fucking sorry to everyone's eyes. its okay just know i had to stare at this brightass red for hours #smth smth i've had this song on loop i'm contributing 1000 plays myself etc etc etc #secretly this is sonic underground fanart except i do not wanna draw a guitar lol #based off the official art that everyone likes including me because yes i like the idea of him idk. jammin. rocking. he's sonic #i hate perspective and i hate geometric shapes. thank you #fanart #draw

[willowser]

touya is halfway through his workday, grease up to his elbows, little jumpsuit half undone down to his waist, when iguchi comes in to tell him "someone's askin' for you out here".

he's not sure who it could be, but there's no telling, so he just decides to take a smoke break and wander out of the automotive garage, maybe imagining one of siblings out on the pavement.

but the minute he sees you, he stops. nearly drops his cigarette on a rough, "oh shit."

it's been a while since he's seen you, a year or two, and the packet of paper in your hand can only mean one, bullshit thing.

"nah, nah, nah, i ain't signing any papers," is how he greets you, shaking his head the minute you start up the path with a big, determined frown. touya doesn't run, but he sure twists on his heel and starts back up the path, too, as you start calling out his name.

practically all of his coworkers are watching when he comes back into view, not bothering to hide how nosy they're being. their audience makes you falter just a tad and touya clings onto it; anything to stop you.

"never a good sign when your wife comes to find you at work."

there's a long silence, from everyone. when he looks back at you—at your manilla folder and carefully stapled documents, your petition for divorce—your eyes are heavy and wet, almost the same way they were when the two of you stood in a courtroom, lying about your age in order to pledge until death do you part.

almost. now they're just sad.

from somewhere in the garage, toga calls out a bewildered, "you have a wife?" that makes him feel a way he can't understand, both amused and devastated all at once.

your wedding ring isn't on your finger, but if he stares long enough, he can maybe see the difference in color of your skin, a former tan-line that's begun to fade.

he sold his for stuff he shouldn't have been buying, stuff that ruined him and you and your marriage, a long time ago.

but touya only smiles, and calls back, "yeah, i do."

#not DID have a wife #not has a wife FOR NOW #he's like. yes I DO HAVE A WIFE AND WILL UNTIL I DIE. YES. #idk i just have been loving the idea of childhood friends to lovers touya but he fucks it up along the way #and the two of you never get divorced just kind of linger in limbo while you live separate lives #and when you come to be like. okay let's end this OFFICIALLY bc it's been over for a WHILE NOW #he's like. um absolutely NOT. #LOL he's so stubborn he refuses akfndiska #sorry that this is dog water i hope the idea translates regardless LOL #✿ thoughts: dabi/touya

[jemkha]

Insecure martial gods, intentionally or unintentionally pushing toxic masculinity: …

Xie Lian’s (flower-crowned martial god, record number of female believers for a martial god, and stronger than all of the martial gods in heaven combined) honest to god response:

#i put the devotees thing bc of the scene where feng xin was like ugh u have so many female believers #and xie lian was like yes and? #he was like why would it bother me that just as many women worship me as men?? #xie lian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #heaven official’s blessing #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #fanart? #my art?? #i just thought this scene was kind of funny

[genshin-impact-updates]

Dear Travelers,

After communications with the voice recording agency, we hereby confirm that Elliot Gindi, the English voice actor for Tighnari will no longer be voicing the character in subsequent versions due to a breach of contract.

At present, we are communicating with the voice recording agency regarding matters of casting and re-recording. We will gradually replace Tighnari's existing in-game voice lines, and issue these updates in the corresponding announcements. Thank you for your support, Travelers!

#genshin impact #genshin impact updates #official #genshin impact news #this isn't on hoyolab but i'm posting it anyway since i'm sure people want a resolution on this #(if you don't know what he did i can tell you but be aware that it's Really bad) #which is a shame since i really liked his delivery but it is what it is #anyway. YES! KILL!!!

[quibbs126]

You gotta love that people are so into Shadow Milk already despite him barely being seen yet

Like he only has a general backstory which he shares with the rest of the Beasts, and then a couple lines at the very end of the episode. We do not know this man and he already has a devoted following

Personally I’m convinced it’s because of the jester theme

#I’m not saying it’s necessarily bad #I fully admit that I tend to be contrarian and I don’t like when a character becomes instantly popular #but it’s still something I’ve noticed #it was like this for me with Abyss Monarch too #and I admit I’m a bit of a hypocrite here as I’ve acted the same with other Beasts #and one of the Nova Cookies #I guess I just wanted to be petty and point it out #like I’ve already seen x reader for this guy #he doesn’t even have an official sprite yet #yes I know there’s a leaked one but I mean in the game proper #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #shadow milk cookie #random stuff

[andyy-says]

Shrek trending right now is actually killing me I’m in tech week for a production of the musical and I think I’m actually dying. Why are there legitimate Farquaad simps, this is so upsetting

#HE SAYS SO MANY SLURS #THERES ONE IN AN OFFICIAL DECREE HE MADE #HES UGLY #HIS MOM ROLLED OF OF A REALLY TALL BED AND DIED #anyways #please stop. #please. #shoutout to shrek the musical for ruining my life #my school spent like 10000 #yes that’s right ren thousand #dollars on this mess #leon speaks nonsense #leo speaks #shrek #theater

[harmonysanreads]

Your honor, I'd like to sue this brat for stealing my heart.

#i haven't been THIS charmed by a character in a long while #so lyney never performs his tricks twice and despite the audience's opinions he's dissatisfied with his achievements? 🤔 #oh... he's going to be fun to write #i love that 'suave romantic and talented' are the three words they choose for his official introduction like YES #lyney #genshin impact #lyney genshin #genshin lyney #genshin impact lyney #lyney genshin impact #fontaine #harmony simps

[veggiecorner]

I'm sorry to say this but post-calamity Link probably had ZERO game when it came to flirting. Man probably made Zelda a creamy heart soup and handed it to her while nervously side eyeing her to notice the radish was the shape of a heart

#him handing her the soup: yes this is the perfect marriage proposal #zelda meanwhile is like wow uh this tastes nice! #when they do confess link probably nervously starts making shitty jokes #link (derogatory) #botw #totk #kinda? #post botw pre-totk #thats what i'll say #paya: so how are things between your highness and you link? #link: ehe not to brag but uh...haha...we took a big step into making our relationship official #translation: he brought her a frog once and assumed that meant 'i love you' #zelink

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

barnaby please, he'll give you the hotdogs, just let him go. not wally, he's fine where he is

#was this an excuse to doodle barnaby holding wally like a fuckin. a barbie or ferret or somethin #yes!!! #the physical puppets having such drastic size differences has a chokehold on my brain #like im pretty sure the Puppet puppets have different heights than the character puppets #since in the official art their differences arent as drastic and are fairly consistent #but barnaby's (and howdy and poppys) walkarounds being 7-8 ft tall while wally is a measly 3 ft is just. ah #immediately unwell about that little fact #its going to be exceedingly difficult to draw them with their character art height differences #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #apologies if howdy looks weird he is a pain in the ass to draw #im still figuring him out

[ratcandy]

nobody look at me for a minute

#this is aryl he is my yellow cat . he had exactly two braincells but leshy ate one of them so now there's only one left. #will he survive the winter with nothing happening in that head of his? only time will tell. #also yes arylide is just a shade of yellow SHUT up #i accidentally made him look like a cat i had growing up I cannot handle this. Sighs. #this is just an oc right like that's all that's happening here. this character existed for exactly one (1) official 30 second short #and we're all just collectively making ocs out of him. that's all that's happening here. #anyway. #clamart #cult of the lamb #cotl leshy #cotl yellow cat #<- like this tag is full of different guys. so many different guys. #and i think that's beautiful #leshycat

[canisalbus]

While the trick-or-treating comic was very cute, I cannot imagine Vasco not being a little treat kinda guy

Are you telling me he doesn't randomly buy himself candy just for the dopamine and the child-like joy? That he doesn't indulge on halloween spirit and buy spooky candy just for him and Machete?? (who barely eats it but halloween spirit comes first, practically second)

.

#I actually thought about that for quite a while before choosing to go with a simple and neutral soda can #because yes I do think Vasco is a little treat kinda guy #but the treats he goes for probably aren't straight up candy #he's into hot chocolate and sweet coffee drinks #ice cream (particularly odd and seasonal flavors) #pastries and desserts probably #I can see him being a nutella enjoyer #and if he buys actual sweets I think he'd go for chocolate bars #(not like mars bars but thin flat sheets of chocolate that you break into smaller pieces) #(do those have a specific name in english or are they both just chocolate bars?) #none of the above are very easy to share unexpectedly with unfamiliar children #like I said in majority of Europe halloween isn't widely/officially celebrated and trick-or-treating isn't customary #families with young children teens and young adults might do halloween activities on smaller scale #but a childless couple in their thirties (and living in an apartment) is unlikely to have halloween candy in reserve methinks #Machete doesn't eat that many sugary things regularly #if Vasco is having something he probably goes along with it #but his health anxiety kind of affects what foods he deems acceptable and which ones should be avoided #which is ironic because modern Machete has a history of stress smoking #as a habit that's quite a bit worse for you than having an occasional ice cream sundae #I think he managed to quit when their relationship turned serious #answered #anonymous #modern au

[arom-antix]

@yaoiconnoisseur You are the primary source of humor in my art

Anyway no one can tell me Phichit has not at least once cried into a hamster and wouldn't do this at the wedding for the lols

#yes this is the viktuuri wedding #phichit is a menace and i love him dearly for it #this is was captured a second before yuri officially lost all hope that his life could ever be normal #listen he chose figure skating and thats like a breeding ground for the wildest most dramatic people youll ever meet #who are simulaneously so shockily average off ice #i get whiplash every time i watch and interview and its like #“whats your plans for the rest of the day?” #and then shoma uno who just won a medal says “game alone and sleep” #figure skaters are one of the wildest breeds of human ive ever had the pleasure of witnessing #thank you for existing #arom antix art #arom antix #art #fanart #yuri on ice #yoi #yuri on ice fanart #yoi fanart #phichit chulanont #yuri plisetsky