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nocek · 9 months
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Peter's foolproof plan for Mayday's first bday party (one of many):
step one: distract Miguel with magic baby
step two: profit...?
step three: there is a bonus:
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spderkid · 6 months
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made some more of these after way too long here are my favorites
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yoyo-s-coffee · 10 months
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can i get uhh. whats that sandwich called. PBMJ. PBJ. this isnt subway?
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breadly-art · 9 months
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Imagine that😳
That's what negative comments lead to :)
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nee-biter · 9 months
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A night with Miguel, Peter B, & MJ
what it would be like to spend a night with your husband, Miguel, and his hot married colleagues.
warnings: foursome, pnv sex, throat-fucking, degradation, wife-swapping 👁👁, it's just dirty
minors dni please
I feel like MJ would initiate it—
—or at least, influence you so that you'd think fucking with her and her husband would be such a great idea. She'd probably lean close to you, during a double date night, with you and Miguel and her and Peter B. And she'd start asking, "Do you and Miguel have other plans tonight?"
"Consider it, darling," She whispered, her finger grazing your thigh, while Miguel and Peter B fought over who would pay for dinner.
Miguel would pick up on your hints. Telling him that you wanted to visit MJ and Peter B's hotel room. A blush on your face—evident only when you have a favor to ask him. Timid eye contact between you and MJ. "What is it, mi amor?"
Miguel realized that the answer was perplexing. You, in your tight black dress, locking lips with his best friend's wife on the hotel bed.
Said best friend stared in awe, already half-hard at his wife sticking her tongue into you and squeezing your thighs with her freckled hands.
You liked that they were watching. You wished that Miguel would appreciate this display.
Oh boy, he did.
"Your turn," You said, out of breath, pointing between Miguel and Peter B.
The two of them scoffed, in denial of the tension and attraction between them. "If you don't do it, no pussy for either of you," MJ teased. Miguel was about to retort, but Peter B took that opportunity to crash his lips into the tough man's. Miguel grunted, instinctively grinding his hips into Peter B's waist.
'So that's what he tasted like.' Miguel thought.
You and MJ giggled, watching your two men rub their hard-ons against each other. When Miguel broke the kiss, he glared through the three of you. You were in for a long night.
No matter the rules the four of you tried to enforce—Don't kiss the man who's not your husband but you can ride his cock—No incriminating pet names—Keep the noise down—Wear a fucking condom—you still found yourself breaking them bit by bit.
Peter B's lips found yours as he was pounding into his wife's pussy. One of his hands firmly squeezed MJ's tits while he snaked a hand under your jaw to have you look at the way he fucked her.
Miguel, jealous and livid right behind you, pulled your hair back. His cock rammed into you, not giving you the time to adjust to his size. Two of his fingers spread your mouth open, letting you babble incoherently as he repeatedly bruised that spot in your walls that made you squeeze tightly on his cock.
"You whore, see if you like another cock better than this"
As you cried over and over again, MJ would whisper sweet nothings into your ear . "You're so beautiful being used like that, sweetheart." She pushed away the hair falling on your face. Peter B wrapped his hands on her ankles before turning her to you, her back on the bed—her pussy, glazed over with Peter B's precum, in front of you. "Want to please mommy too?"
While you were struggling to suck MJ's clit as Miguel harshly pounded into your pussy, Peter B got off the bed and positioned himself over his wife. "Dear, open up for me, please" She opened her mouth and he slid his cock inside as she lied down. You watched as his cock would disappear inside her mouth, plunging itself in her throat.
You whimpered at the sight, a sudden craving. Miguel once again caught on to your hints.
"You want that too, mi amor?" Miguel asked, his mouth curled upward into a smirk. He pulled out of you, knowing where you want his throbbing cock next.
I'll upload a part two -- here -- soon because this needs more exploration 😮‍💨
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dxwart · 10 months
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christopher-bryant · 10 months
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idk whats funnier, the thought of mayday talking like she's british and using british slang because of hobie or the thought of her talking like she's from the 40s and using 40s slang because of noir.
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1anxiousbeancrying · 8 months
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Spider verse headcanons because I can
• because spiders sleep upside down if some of the younger spiders can't sleep they'll web themselves to the ceiling. MJ found this as very useful information for getting mayday to sleep.
• because Hobie lives on a boat the gang nicknamed the boat hoboat. Hobie found this wildly amusing.
• due to pavitr and noir both having organic webbing they enjoy freaking those with out it out. Pav couldn't be bothered getting up one time and so webbed a book off if the counter and miles was so confused like 'wtf how did you do that your not wearing web shooter's' and then promptly became very grossed out after realising some spider people produce there own webbing.
• the gang don't do it around non spiders except for villains but they can hiss. Hobie and Gwen hiss often and at everyone they don't care, miles only does it if extremely angry or if he's just bored and needs to make some noise. Pavitr doesn't hiss because he thinks it's rude, so the others joke that the Day pav does hiss is the day the world ends. Though he does hiss once at Miguel and let's just say the room went silent after that.
• Miguel will never admit it but he is very proud of his fangs, and will sometimes silently make fun of others for having small ones. I headcanon that all spiders grow fangs but there only slightly bigger than normal teeth so are not very noticeable and nowhere near the size of Miguels.
• margo and Lyla are literal besties and are constantly shit talking people though only on there sense of style. Peni will sometimes join so so they talk about tech instead.
•you are not allowed to leave Hobie and pav alone in HQ for more than ten minutes because most items will be stolen and turned into something violent.
• even though the floor exists some spiders (pav, mayday) would much rather use the ceiling, even if it's inconvenient because they enjoy being upside down and just scaring people when they notice their there.
• Gwen offered to dye the groups hair but that only ended up a disaster.
• everyone ( from the first movie + Hobie) like to compare spider bites, based on the spider and size of the bite and like to quiz others. And pavitr is just confused when they ask because apparently he thought that everyone got there powers gifted to them from a power deity like he did and the others are like 'wtf no'. (Pav in the comics was never bit and in the movie is the only one to not say he was bitten by a spider).
•miles doesn't really come to HQ anymore after atsv only to drop of anomalys and if he does stay longer to talk to people he avoids Miguel like the plague.
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mentally-retired · 9 months
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btw miguel and peter and mj are all married
mj loved her two husband!!! she is not being cheated on!!! they kiss all the time!!!
but mj also kisses jessica (dw her husband is fine with it) none of them are cheating shush!!!!! theyre all polyamorous and very happy!!!
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slushieplanet · 3 months
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Is this anything
Do you understand my vision
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cryptidbait · 10 months
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Movie Night at the Parkers
They’re trying to introduce Miguel to the classics but argue which one is better.
MJ is a huge movie nerd and wants Miguel to be properly educated in the best of movies 😌
Miguel is just watching his two nerds (he is a nerd too) and is in love
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nocek · 9 months
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The power of magic baby :B
I'm enjoying doing the very loose sketchy linearts. It really helps with not falling into perfectionism buuuuuut it actually creeps back up with deciding to color XD It's unending battle.
But sometimes you need to lose it...
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transgender-catboy · 7 months
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Based off of a tweet I saw today :p
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makesitprecious · 1 year
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Peter really said Slay Queen Slay about his wifey
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nee-biter · 8 months
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I need more stuff about Miguel x Peter x MJ x Reader😭😭 (fills my need for a polyamorous relationship :') )
Poly relationship Headcanons | Miguel x Peter B x MJ x Reader
a/n: Me when I accidentally became a polyamorous relationship promoter/advocate 🫣 Thanks for the requestttt <33
SFW
MIGUEL IS IN LOVE WITH YOU
He always has been, ever since you first mumbled an 'I love you' while half-asleep and cradled in his arms that one morning. He woke you up just to tell you he loves you too.
Marrying you was only natural, since you complete him and he was the only one to understand you, too. When Miguel looks at your eyes, the only thing he wants is to get lost in them forever. You being his wife is something he'd always boast and mention in the PA system in Spider Society tbh (not because he was a lonely oldie before u 💔) but because he's happy you're with him in everything he does. Your presence as he works, as he hyperfixates about the multiverse, as he eats, as he sleeps, has made his life ultimately better.
MJ HAS A CRUSH ON YOU
She started having butterflies in her stomach for you at such an inconvenient time—before getting married (for a second time) with Peter B. You were there beside her, helping her breathe in and out when she doubted Peter B would even be at the end of the aisle.
She could've sworn that your eyes sparkled in that blue dress you wore as her maid of honor. She almost made the stupid move of kissing you as you were comforting her, but that must've been the wedding jitters, right? Right? (She realized she was wrong when she returned from her honeymoon and palpitated when she saw you in a dazzling outfit).
PETER B THINKS YOU'RE COOL
Not as cool as his wife (obviously), but he absolutely enjoys your company. When you visit his and MJ's house to babysit Mayday or to have a chat with his wife (or him, though not as often), your good vibes spread throughout the house. Peter considers you a reliable confidant.
When him and MJ were running out of ideas on how to feed Mayday vegetables, you came up with a solution to hide them under a heap of rice. When Peter was having trouble thinking of what to give MJ after an argument, you suggested he just apologized clearly and authentically, and everything would work out. Peter starts getting suspicious of you, though, and why you know so much about his wife.
How did you four decide you wanted to be in a relationship with each other?
Honestly, you have Peter to thank for that. He realized that his wife's feelings for you were getting stronger by the day and that your feelings for her were getting harder to ignore every double date night. He didn't think it was bad—on the contrary, he just wanted you two to confess, so you could talk negotiations.
At one point, Peter just asked outright, "Do you guys have a thing for each other?" And you two laughed like crazy while him and Miguel were like ??😫??
The answer was yes.
For Miguel and you, it didn't affect your relationship in its entirety. But he was a bit pouty. "Am I not enough for you? Is there something I'm lacking?" was his mantra at the start of it, but you had to reassure him that this wasn't true. You're always open and transparent with him, which made him trust your judgement. Also, you give him more kisses to stop him from sulking a lot 🫶
For Miguel and Peter, it made them a bit awkward at first, before Miguel realized that no other spider-person checks up on him or dotes on him as much as Peter B does. Peter B always left small offerings for Miguel when he worked late at night in the 2099 lab. "I brought you a blanket me and Mayday crocheted. Don't forget to rest, big guy! Sleep on the floor if you have to. Better than not sleeping at all." Miguel keeps all the notes Peter leaves him.
For MJ and Peter, it was more of a 'how-to-explain-this-to-Mayday-thing,' Especially, if Mayday was at that stage where she would be able to tell what kissing, what romance, and the like could look like. Neither of them were that worried though. "I mean, honey, Mayday sees a lot of insane stuff in Spider Society all the time~!!" Peter B would argue.
For MJ and Miguel, it brought them a bit closer, considering they had more in common now. MJ hoped that it wouldn't be so weird for Miguel, but every now and then, she says something like this: "So, your wife tastes good— I mean, your wife's cooking tastes good! Her pork carnitas are amazing. Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry." "Be honest, that's not what you meant."
For you and Peter, it definitely opened up more bonding opportunities. Despite you four dating, you and him always think of each other as besties; which is why you both peer pressure your two lovely, more reserved spouses to stuff like kayaking, boat rides, halloween trick-or-treating. "Hey, do you think MJ and Miguel would be cool with going to an adult playground for brunch?" "IDK, Will there be brunch?"
For you and MJ, it was basically extending your already-intimate friendship to even more intimacies. She cuddles!! A lot!! And you kiss her on the forehead, just as many times as she needs it!! Your relationship with her was an understanding one; she always initiates touch with you. "Baby, stay here for longer, please." "MJ, you're so cute, but Peter's like... right there"
RANDOM STUFF
In terms of cooking skills: You > Miguel = MJ > Peter B
MJ would bake for you! Cookies and bread for you to take home so you can munch on them when you and Miguel would watch movies and cuddle at the sofa at night.
Peter B would invite you and Miguel to picnics or beach outings with him and MJ!! He would always bring Mayday to play frisbee with him and Miguel, if ever it was a 👁family-safe👁 occasion
Miguel would ask MJ for help when it comes to surprising you for your birthdays. He understands that you're BIG on birthdays, so he needs all the help he can gets to make sure the day is extra-special for you!!! He'll dress up as a bunny just to make you smile 😞
SUPER MARIO PARTY and Peter B always chooses Bowser Jr.!!!! Miguel likes Donkey Kong "just because" and MJ picks Yoshi because he's silly-looking.
The first one in Spider Society to find out that the four of you were dating was Gwen. Because she was about to drop off the hair-dryer that she borrowed at your doorstep, only to see that Miguel and Peter kissed as he and MJ were leaving your house.
Gwen tried keeping the secret, buuuuuut she told Miles, who told Pav, who told Hobie, who told Margo, who told Noir, and at some point, Lyla just had to inform Miguel that the secret was out 🤓
In terms of who gives the best back massages: Miguel > Peter B = MJ > You
For everyone's sake, do not give a back rub.
The four of you love each other 🫶 and it's so evident in the way all four of you stay supportive in everything you guys do and in the way that you're all tender with each other's presence
Thank you for reading ✨ I'll upload an nsfw version if it's in demand (feel free to request)!!
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