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see-acid-eat-god · 1 year

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burberry hugh dancy you will always be famous

#gender envy level 1000 #he was such a twink #hugh dancy #will graham #hannibal #hannigram #burberry

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cherubcleric · 4 months

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spto made everyone think that wallace is so much shorter than scott because they hit him with a twink beam even though he's canonically several inches taller than scott. and it's all i think about all the time. scollace artists i am BEGGING you to put the height difference back where it belongs

#🐇 posts!#it drives me insane #like guys pls stop making wallace so short. he's canonically like a head taller than scott #scott is just a little guy #breed? just a little boy!!#they hit wallace with that twink beam and now everyone keeps drawing him like that </3 #put the height difference back the way it belongs #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim vs the world #spto #spvtw #wallace wells #scollace

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neo--queen--serenity · 3 months

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Fizzarolli is the most character ever. He’s a professional clown. He’s gay. He’s the main character’s best friend from childhood. He’s a sex icon. He’s an amputee. He’s in a monogamous relationship with the personification of the deadly sin of lust. He’s just a little guy. He’s a pampered princess. He’s covered in burn scars. He’s one of the most famous people in Hell. All 4 of his arms and legs are robotic. He can use sign language. Hell manufactures robots specifically made to behave like him when he can’t perform there in person.

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kurakuradon · 7 months

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disjointed ideas of an episode where ice guy and pb meet and kidnap pb and ice guy, drama ensues

#fionna and cake #adventure time #ice king #winter king #candy queen #bonnibel bubblegum #marceline abadeer #finn mertens #jake the dog #🛎on queue.#I want pb to obliterate that ice twink #give him the karma he deserves #fan art

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stardevlin · 3 months

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this man awakens something in me 😩🙏

((i need to be restrained))

#alastor x lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #he definitely whimpers #he's a twink #he's been pegged #little bitch boy #my little guy

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namespara · 8 months

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Astarion thought he was the biggest monster at camp.

I believe in dark urge/astarion supremacy. They can make each other better. They can make each other worse. They're assholes. They love so deeply. In this essay i will-

#im so happy w my drow durge #his.... his name is riz'zodan.#he started out as a joke evil char.#and now ive fallen.#also i wanted to avoid astarion but alas.#the twink got to me #durge #dark urge #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion x durge #astarion #astarion fanart #bg3 durge #riz'zodan

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jangmi-latte · 8 days

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wait if he was a first year here and vil said he bulked up/grew bigger during the latest beanfest then...then what is this. is this not bulky enough what h..how big did he grow now that he's a third year..h-he grew bigger???? h-he gained more muscle now that he's older??? a-and he's still working out???? w-what do you mean wha..what i..i like...like he GREW BIGGER????????

BIGGER!??!??!??!?!!?!!??

#twisted wonderland #twst #pomefiore #rook hunt #i need to undomesticate him again vil we are not having this conversation today #YOU'RE JUST MAKING HIM BIGGER BY DOMESTICATING HIM #HIDING HIS BICEPS DID NOTHING HE'S JUST GONNA RIP IT OFF WITH ALL THAT MUSCLES #I DON'T EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT HIS BACK MUSCLES #...fucK HOW HARD ARE HIS ABS NOW????????#IS THIS WHY HIS DORM PANTS LOOK LIKE LEGGINGS TO HIM????#I MEAN YEAH BUT THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOSE #ROOK THEY'RE SLACKS NOT LEGGINGS #OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH WHAT A TWINK OHHHHHH WOW HAHA WHAT NOW HUH

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shipping-all-ships · 1 month

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Lu Ten: I'm sorry to say this, kiddos, but your father has passed away. Zuko(10): *bursts into tears* Azula(8): *shocked* How...how did father die? Lu Ten: Uhh (Flasback to Lu Ten shoving Ozai out the window) Lu Ten: Assassin. Lu Ten: With more arm strength than he thought he had.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #incorrect quotes #lu ten #azula #zuko #lu ten lives au #it really was an accident he just wanted to shove ozai into the window as a warning not cause a murder #i saw someone say lu ten and iroh inherited the tree trunk arms and everyone else in the family is a twink and I agree #probably part of the fire lord lu ten au

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fulcrvm · 2 days

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WHY. does the book say twink on it. hello. am i reading this right

#dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives spoilers #edwin payne #dc #he's a twink yes but the book???? hello????#rex speaks #edit: ITS A PERIOD APPROPRIATE AD FOR CLOTHING DYE NAMED TWINK. HELP #MORE INFO IN THE REBLOGS!!!!!

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iamjackstylerdurden · 8 months

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imagine being lawrence gordon. you spent 6 hours in a dirty bathroom with a dead guy and a twink. you then had to cut your foot off and shoot and abandon said twink (that you spent the last 6 hours falling in love with). you make it down the hallway when the (not) dead guy grabs you and said ‘you work for me now’ (does being an apprentice even pay?). the next day you go to your apartment, take a big sigh of relaxation and turn on the tv. and 9/11 is happening

#like why does saw happen on 9/10/2001 #the movie came out in 2004 #they chose that day #cant believe this got 700+ notes akdhdkalkdh #and i could go on #about how the twink was also your stalker #a few days later lawrence is like hm i know im forgetting so- OH SHIT ADAM #(<<<joking ik he wouldnt forget)#saw #chainshipping #sawposting #saw 2004

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navree · 10 months

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my adventures with superman turning deathstroke the fucking terminator into an anime twink is the single greatest thing i've seen in the history of animation i have not been able to stop laughing

#personal #my adventures with superman #honestly the second this guy showed up with his hair covering an eye i started wondering if t'was slade #and it is! it's twink slade! i had to pause the episode to try and stop giggling #i do love it i do love twink slade i think he should be a recurring character #with his white hair and his gold eye god bless him #also how early is this supposed to be in his career he is getting his shit absolutely rocked by livewire #(makes sense he does repeatedly get his ass handed to him by teenagers including his own children)#(but still come on twink slade)#he is hot tho i'm immediately on board with him being in this show

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jedi-starbird · 3 months

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Rex: So General Kenobi, how come you speak mando'a?

Obi-Wan: I've always been interested in the culture and I spent a year on Mandalore for a mission in my youth :)

Rex: I see, what about you, General Skywalker?

Anakin: Huh? Oh Obi-Wan used to drop me off in mando daycare when he went to get laid in little Keldabe, fun times, they taught me how to headbutt someone.

#anakin: oh hes interested in the culture all right #little keldabe see war hero anakin skywalker on the tv and are like huh its that blonde kid that followed around that slutty ginger twink #it takes them months to connect jedi high general obi wan to 'ginger twink i fucked in a nightclub 15 years ago'#and they promptly lose it when they realise #mando daycare is absolutely just anyone in armour who's free for the next few hours #obi wan vibe checks them in the force then just plonks anakin down with a note taped to him that says 'i called dibs'#obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #mandalorians #mando'a #star wars

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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