#he’s so sexy and what for

[the-travelling-witch]

AAHHHH HE’S BACK

#┊glimpse into the crystal ball ೃ༄ #THAT’S MY HUSBAND RIGHT THERE #AND HE’S GETTING SERIOUS #‘WHAT A JOKE’ #HE’S SO SEXY AND WHAT FOR #ACTUALLY LOSING MY MIND #AAAHHHHH

[putridcowboy]

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

#mine #i was. higher than i thought i was last night #nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy #someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did #update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing #leave im going to attack you with wasps #fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u #never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless #more than i do now #this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh #the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is #yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck

[mysweetcheesemygoodtimeboy]

What Guillermo wanted being turned to be like

What Guillermo being turned was actually like

#his turning was LITERALLY so funny #‘the die has been cast’ he was trying so hard to make it sexy and cool god #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows spoilers #what we do in the shadows #mine #iwtv #interview with the vampire #1k #5k

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

No one can throw shade like Vincent fucking Price.

Columbo; Lovely But Lethal 03x01 (1973)

#vincent price #columbo #throwing shade like a fucking boss #like a boss #makeup #so bisexual #hes so cunty.. #and im here for it #sexy grandpa #fuck me sir #um ..what? #oh nothing #bicon #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #gifs #vintage TV #tv show

[mobius-m-mobius]

#just a couple of equally fierce battles 😅

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #burn it to the ground vs. holding back lmao #as always mobius on the floor revolutionized sexiness as the mcu knows it so thank god he's never thrown a fist 🙏💖 #honestly him being like 'no worries babe we *both* got kicked around' had me laughing for ages asfjslksk #and yes i could've trimmed the last gif but had to leave in the employee watching bc everyone knows what they are 😭 #loki s2 spoilers #ravonna renslayer #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

[wasyago]

i imagine it's quite chilly in the black sea (for the lack of sun and color), so they're wearing slightly warmer clothes now uwu

+ thoughts

#i was meaning to only draw jay to try and figure out a design for her *once more* #but i was super happy with the first one i did so i drew the boys in slightly changed outfits instead #also yeah im VERY pleased with this outfit for jay. the colors look sooo good and exactly like i imagine them to look #the pants are not straight up green but they have this green ish hue to them that adds a lot i think #quite happy with chip's and gill's outfits too they're very sexy and cool hehe #gill in the turtleneck with short sleeves-- so good. and i gave him a haramaki!!!!!!!!!!! hell yeah the one piece fan in me is happy #and chip in the high waisted pants and these boots-- brooooo. slaying so hard. and he's wearing a proper shirt which is rare #also. there's a lot of typos in the explanations probably. um. yeah. not always looking at what i write #edit: forgot the actual tags whoops #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi chip #gillion tidestrider #my art #sketch

[peachypunchh]

thank you grizzly for sharing this with us after the new arthur art was posted on patreon

arthur bennett you will never be ugly to me <3

#jrwi #jrwi show #the suckening #jrwi the suckening #jrwi arthur #arthur bennett #jrwi arthur bennett #HOT CHARACTERS IS THE GRIZZLY GUARANTEE #ngl though grizzly knew what he was doing when he went for that motorcycle helmet #if celty can make the helmet look sexy so can arthur #this is a durarara post now actually i love women on motorcycles

[stylespresleyhearted]

the casual arm thrown over her legs? the cigs? manspreading? fuck me pls

#callum turner #dua lupa #otp of the year #ya’ll they’re both so hot and im jealous of both of them #dua’s gorgeous and so sexy #callum is handsome and so sexy #callum i need you to take pity and fuck me pls #this is boyfriend callum at his peak #boyfriend #i need to know what he’s laughing at

[sylvies-chen]

from southern cop with a housewife and son to a feral axe wielding anti military girl dad with a black wife… this is the woke agenda conservatives talk about and I am so in love with it

#like ahhh noooo I’m so scared! so scared of becoming this sexy!! he’s so sexy what liberal nonsense is this! 🙈👀🤤 #twd #twd towl #the walking dead #the walking dead: the ones who live #towl #the ones who live #rick grimes #glow up

[egophiliac]

MOMO!!!!!!!!!!

#art #ride kamens #SANJOU!!!!!!! #not even den-o just momo #which is both 1) hilarious and 2) the state of den-o since 2010 or so let's be real #(rip ryoutarou you were a very good boy) #anyway i had to drop everything to draw araki immediately #IT'S STARTING GUYS THE HYPE IS REAL #okay. so like...he's just straight-up momo and not sword form or anything so WHAT are the RULES here #i-is sexy anime ika devil actually a possibility or

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

i wanna know more about svsss menopause

They synced their periods together too well. Now they are synced through their perimenopause years.

#Poorly drawn svsss #svsss #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shang qinghua #mobei jun #ask #I truly think that the peak of the SVSSS (peri)menopause era is just them commiserating over the experience of it. #Not pictured here is Liu Qingge barely suppressing his hormonal rage. He would have it *bad*. #I think Liu Mingyan is the only person who does not have a bad time with menopause because she takes estrogen supplements. #Which sounds like a trans headcanon but I think regardless of cis/trans status she's researched this and is prepared. #I have developed a sense for what menopause is purely by exposure to the various complaints I have overheard/been told. #These are all very specific and yet very common stories. #I do not know what the overlap is for SVSSS fans and people (not just women) going through menopause. I hope this is funny to SOMEONE. #It's an untapped market of potential! Too many young'uns in these woods. #Synced periods this. Ovulating that. Where's the menopausal homicidal rage? #Come on! Ripping off your clothing in a sudden burst of heat is *SO* SVSSS core!!! Make perimenopause sexy!!! #Anyways. Please put your menopause headcanons in the comments/tags <3 I'd love to hear them. #Thank you joblessmonday for following up with an ask and giving me an excuse to release this train of thought.

[dad-galaxy]

🐊🦩

#dofuwani #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #monkey d. luffy #okay inside joke but if one of my b0bad1n followers likes dofuwani. These two idiots are reading a certain tin can helmets fanfic (?) #because im old and do I still rp with my gf and sometimes I draw the scenes and we were joking about ...so what its doffy reading? #“well dear hes reading this book about a knight in his personal exploration about religion. sexuality. beliefs. concepts of love. family...” #my gf inmediate response: HES READING[...] Gf again: of course he's not reading it completely for the story he's reading for the sexy parts #hatta art #my art

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Carol Ohmart

House on Haunted Hill (1959) dir. William Castle

#vincent price #carol ohmart #house on haunted hill #the house on haunted hill #horror #scary #spooky #gun tw #tw gun #vinny p #halloween #i fucking love this movie #and hes so fucking sexy #omg #god what id give to be locked up with Vincent Price #id be trying to fuck him the whole time #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #bicon #bisexual #icon

[industrations]

I haven’t had time to color this but COWBOY REMUS COWBOY REMUS

The boots are specifically for @greenvlvetcouch 🫶

#cowboy remus agenda #also the grip on sirius’ leg is extremely important #what is he so sexy for #like why does he have to be all mysterious

[guinevereslancelot]

what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

#girl what are you doing...... #also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT #just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄 #girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you #if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌 #his muder is a part of him and its SEXY #robert chase #house md #malpractice md #i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf..... #i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5 #s6 everything instantly goes to shit #and stays shitty #chase should be happy fr #he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house #like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman #anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc #also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing #this has been a shitpost #anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf....... #anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer #i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show

[burins]

i've seen a number of fics write clark as not knowing or understanding human limits and making either stupid or sexy mistakes about it... but honestly i think clark, who has spent about 20 years studying human limits very, very carefully so that he doesn't get nabbed by the government/outed as a hero, would have a better understanding than most people of what, exactly, the human body is capable of!

#superman #dc comics #which is why he finds bruce so impressive and frightening and sexy... #he Knows what the human body can withstand and bruce is always hitting those upper limits! #and you know clark kent has a competence kink. #unrelatedly cue hal and clark getting into an argument about mach survivability