#he's going to be GRANDPA

[canisalbus]

Ok ok hear me out: it could end in tragedy,, AND have a happy ending. The attempt(s) on Machete’s life force him to flee, he doesn’t even have the chance to find Vasco. Cue gay longing for at least a few years while Machete despairs over the loss of his love, his life, his status. He and Vasco only reunite (again) in their later years. Their relationship is forever flavored with loss and loneliness, but that only means they savor every moment that much more

I also I would like to see them as old men. Vasco would be so droopy :)

You gave me such old dog brainworms.

#Vasco would go white and gray in the face like an old golden retriever and get wrinklier #his golden fur would get shaggy and gradually lose it's shine #at some point he wouldn't be allowed to ride horses anymore which would upset him greatly #he'd get rheumatism and bad back and his hearing would worsen but he'd be an active and jolly type of grandpa #Machete would mellow out considerably if he managed to retire #I'd like to believe he'd be able to find some sort of inner peace in his later years #even in his prime his eyesight was bad and he spent his entire life fearing going blind so if he eventually got cataracts and lost most of #his remaining vision he'd probably be relatively fine with it as it was something he knew to expect #and he would have Vasco to look after him #his left ear had trouble staying upright when he was a pup so it would be kind of funny if it started drooping again #answered #anonymous #Vasco #Machete #own art #own characters #this isn't canon or anything I'm just musing

[kagoutiss]

pelican town, ‘72

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #idk how dates work in stardew universe im just bullshittin #i love qi’s huge fucking eyebrows you dont notice them at first but theyre there #(gives our collective grandpa a ponytail) i think he had one. whatever #’why isnt mister qi blue’ my hc is he is blue from long-term iridium supplementation #and was originally just a regular person #but also it’s nice to see ur fav be like a normal human color #if u read tag essays tho consider this: #qi discovers secret to immortality (consuming iridium in a specific manner) #wants to share discovery with his farmer (player’s grandpa) and in that way. they will have all the time in the world to build #a perfect farming/business empire whose legacy will last forever and ever and theyll be 2gether forever #but it turns out. like a lot of normal people would. his farmer does not want to live forever #and obv he doesn’t #in an attempt to try not to ever lose the thing that means more to him than anything else in the world. qi inadvertantly ensures he will #because his farmer is dead. and he’s going to live forever #but. it’s kind of ok. because he has infinite money and was able to figure out how to talk to his dead bf #and now YOU help them fulfill their joint goal of making the farm’s legacy last forever #smile. heart #sobbing

[beanghostprincess]

Dragon giving Luffy to Garp with the assumption that he's going to take care of him until he's ready to meet his son (because it's dangerous to have a child while he starts a fucking revolution, thank you very much) and then Garp just- Leaving Luffy on a village where he spends 24/7 alone waiting for the pirate he now considers his role model (because he doesn't have anybody else and Shanks is the only father figure around and he's just that nice) to come back from his adventures, and only being taken care of by Makino who has no responsibility over Luffy but still takes care of him because otherwise the kid would probably die from starvation, and lucky for him she's a sweetheart. And then he loses Uta, his only friend (with no explanation at all), to then carry the guilt of Shanks losing an arm for him and suddenly his legacy as a pirate. And then he's sent to another place with other people he doesn't know, because Garp thought "oh, yes, wonderful idea to leave my grandson with this depressed kid and some bandits" and Luffy luckily befriends Ace and Sabo because they're good people. Luckily. And luckily, Dadan is a good mom and loves them. But then Sabo fucking dies because nobody with authority was protecting these kids (I wonder who could've done that). And now Luffy has to carry both guilt, a legacy, and the biggest abandonment issues I've ever seen after losing his best friend and his brother when they were just children.

And I'm not saying Garp has made horrible decisions but he has made horrible decisions and Dragon should hit his own dad with Sabo's metal pipe.

#idk i just think dragon wouldn't like this #sabo: ah yes garp did *explains everything* #dragon: give me your metal pipe son i am going to beat the shit out of grandpa #i don't think he will but i think he should #i have resentment towards garp i know he's a funny and complex character and he's a good person but i am angry #i think we talk a lot of shit about dragon and shanks for being 'negligent parents' (they aren't btw learn what that means first please) #when garp is right there #one piece #monkey d. luffy #monkey d. dragon #monkey d. garp #red haired shanks #asl brothers #uta #portgas d. ace #revolutionary sabo

[ozrbbit]

#oh kill it #go grandpa #my art #fnaf #william afton #springtrap #free therapy #fr #he makes me so happy #discreetly throws him dollars

[gordonsicedcoffee]

First step is always the hardest. After you.

#do we talk about this Peepaw Lewk? we should #like okay??? go grandpa give us EVERYTHING #luv him sm. that's my emotional support gay supervillain!!! #look @ him go!!! #lawrence gordon #cary elwes #saw 3d #saw vii #sawedit #horroredit #filmedit #mine #obsessed w/how u can tell he knew bobby was full of shit from the jump lmao #truly. the character ever

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 208

So Danny would feel exasperated, and probably should. But Dan is actually doing good and hasn’t even bitten anyone during this situation so that’s a win in his books. Now if the turned-into-a-four-year-old could tell him where he managed to grab this other child when he was supposed to be at the babysitter’s, that would be swell. 

Or why there is a hero who nearly broke the door down in a right panic. 

Like genuinely, he doesn’t know who was more surprised, him, or the hero who came running up half in a panic attack. 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Jordan got child snatching habits from Vlad lmao #Who is in the Zone going to So much therapy rn #Burger explosion happened & he realized he needed to pull his shit together with help from some Trauma #Danny is in college & pretty much raising Dan & Ellie #Danny doesn’t refer to Vlad as his father but Dan hesitantly calls him grandfather #He happily calls Danny mom though- at first mockingly but then genuinely #They all forgot that time traveling heroes exist & might’ve come from Dan’s timeline #And that they might encounter them #I wonder whose child Dan just took home lol #Dan: I am a wee harmless lad #Also Dan: I may not currently have the power to destroy worlds but my big sister Mum & Grandpas do so HA

[ruby-static]

I’m really liking Scarlet so far.

#Pokémon #Pokémon Fanart #Pokémon Scarlet and Violet #Pokémon Scarlet #Pokémon Violet #Pokémon Clavell #Pokémon Director Clavell #Director Clavell #Pokémon Florian #Florian #Pokémon Koraidon #Koraidon #Pokémon Scarlet and Violet Spoilers #Pokémon Spoilers #He’s the human embodiment of ‘How do you do fellow kids?’ #I love him. #Absolute grandpa. 10/10 #This scene inflicted psychic damage. I will never recover. #Anyways Scarlet is going great. #I have an OC I’m dying to share. #But first I gotta share art for another OC for him to make sense. #(Trust me.) #Also I need to draw my boy Jacq I love that fucking nerd sm I-

[zu-is-here]

TRAPPED [ Error ]

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#zu art #comic #trapped #error!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #oh no he's... :) #''I'll fix him'' yeah grandpa Error now go take your pills #but seriously... oh God. #I came up with this ending two (2) years ago in a small cafe #and here we finally are #this story may be over but not theirs #memories? hallucinations? the continuous cycle of timelines? you decide ★ #thank you guys so much for making it till the very end with me! <3

[cyberdragoninfinity]

me: hey tag duel tournie what's up

yugioh duel links tag duel tournament: AI PEGASUS FULLY AWARE OF HIS OWN DEATH MOMENTS...2!

me: OH. OK.

#IT DOESNT STOP IT NEVER STOPS. EVEN IN THE SILLY FUNNY TAG DUEL TOURNIE #ygo posting #yugioh duel links #duel links madness #this absolutely jaw-socked me WAS NOT EXPECTING PEGASUS GOING OFF ABOUT MORTALITY. AGAIN. #the grandpa/peggy combo is so funny pegasus also gets really upset that grandpa thought he was old. even though gramps should be RIGHT!!!! #me @ pegasus: you are FIFTY TWO and that is FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #dana's little ygo funnies

[dragoncarrion]

oh my fucking god i drew this last year and completely forgot to post it erm. here you have it now

#maccadam #tfp #transformers #dreadwing #tfp dreadwing #my art #OK ACTUALLY it was going to be a two parter but i didnt feel like finishing part two so #hes grandpa coded to me idc #art kinda old but fuck it

[skitskatdacat63]

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS OUTFIT AND HAIR COMBO!?!?

#also kinda serving grandpa leisure suit- NO STOP ITS SEXY OKAY #the high necked collar all zipped up im going to fall onto the floor #all black...what if i died!? #very slayful this weekend!!! #he is really serving supervillain in these honestly...bond villain.... #where is his white cat hehehehe #GOD AND THE FUCKING HAIR TOO!!!!! SLICKED BACK *AND* FLUFFY #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 las vegas gp

[pumpkster]

im on the grind

#art tag #rick and morty #bird person #evil morty #prime rick #ONCE AGAIN I WAS GOING TO POST MORE DRAWINGS TOGETHER BUT I HAVE NO PATIENCE #my pc died twice on the second drawing i think it doesnt like a grandpa flirting with a married man #i love drawing bird person #i am never going to open my eyes again on the ship bird person x rick drawing. iam not used to drawing people that close TO FLIRT #but thats a me issue dw i would die if i draw people holding hands #evil morty has payed people who put ventilation on his scenes so he can be dramatic

[blended-ice]

winter selfie with the family! ❄️

#peas n guac #a terrible idea to give yuuri the selfie stick #mans got no idea how to use technology #manifesting grandpa tech skills #viktor is just happy to be there with his family :) #yurio is cold he wants to go home and doesn’t understand why he has to pose for a stupid selfie #rip the boy #it’s 3am so if u see any mistakes no you didn’t actually #viktor nikiforov #katsuki yuuri #yuri plisetsky #viktuuri #podium family #i love them #yuri on ice #yoi #fanart

[ectonurites]

average day as a dc comics fan

#all of these made me laugh thanks guys #btw just for clarity: cartoonish and outlandish threats on here where he will not see them are funny #the people actually harrassing him/sending death threats on twitter? not funny not okay don’t do that #grandpa max is god? i go to church now

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Felled by one bowl.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #The original joke I wanted to make was Lwj's head going *thunk* on the table #but it turns out drawing characters at that angle is much harder than anticipated #so now he gets to be a sleepy little kitty boy on the counter. #WWX is the dogboy to LWJ's catboy and I stand by this. That man can meow. But in a deep tenor. A Grandpa cat meow. #I will throw down my points of evidence if people refuse to see my catboy lan wangji truth. #Drunk lwj in general is very funny. I'm going to be biased and make way more comics than I should about his antics. #Also; Is it not kind of ironic that 'bowl' and 'blow' are anagrams of each other? #it becomes an accidental play on words when translated to English that 'LWJ goes Down In One Bowl' #We all know he can take a hit. 33 to be exact.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 176

Danny would like to blame Vlad for this, but it’s actually his own fault. He was the one who insisted on telling his parents about the whole half-ghost thing since everything else was going so well. He was the one who insisted on not waiting, on not using a duplicate and doing it in person. 

Which resulted in the situation they both were in now. Injured, destabilizing, and barely able to retreat through the portal. His parents hadn’t taken things well and he would have probably ended up in one of the cages or worse if Vlad hadn’t been skulking around. 

If they could make it to the Far Frozen they’d be alright, maybe. At least safe enough to not be in as much shock as he was right now and to properly take in what had happened without having to worry so much about blood loss. Ecto loss? Ugh, he was starting to get dizzy. 

Maybe a nap would be fine? Vlad was still able to fly… he thinks. Just a little nap and a moment to figure out what to do. To… something. Why is it so much harder to heal now…? 

#Prompts #Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Semi Redeemed Vlad holding Danny in a panic while also dealing with Core problems: oh fuck oh shit oh no #They can’t return to Amity & Vlad retreats deeper into the Ghost Zone #He doesn’t know about or where the Far Frozen is & Danny is unconscious so can’t tell him #They end up in the Flashpoint timeline #De aged Danny #De aged Vlad #Y’know as kids/preteens they probably look a Lot like Bruce would’ve #Thomas is going to have such a trauma response to finding two black-haired blue-eyed children bleeding out in an alleyway #I’m so sorry I am on a mini Flashpoint hyperfixation but I just think they deserve a murder dad/grandpa/whatever their relationship would b #Also older sister figure Catwoman #Once they recover because their cores are very sick thx to the Betrayal