#her: math YOU!!!!

[fangwhoria]

i work with little kids now and today was my first day off and i literally already miss them so much…. i kept telling these little girls id make friendship bracelets with them on tuesday and i never got a chance to so of i cant tomorrow i might actually cry

#from the mouth of jane #little kids are so fucking cute man. like theyre assholes sometimes but theyre also so funny #this one girl made up her own knock knock joke and wont stop telling me it #and i have to pretend to be surprised every time hdksjsjsj #it goes like this: #her: knock knock #me: whos there? #her: math! #me: okay i know youre not gonna do this to me again right? #her; laughing; obviously gonna so it again: no!!! #me: okay…… math who? #her: math YOU!!!! #me: clutching my chest in angiish at being fooled once more

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Don't Wormy About Me.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yu ziyuan #Please allow me to make it clear how important I think the hug between YZY and JC is in regards to several aspects of their characters #For one - it is the resolution and reveal that behind all the harsh words and bitterness...She really did love her son. #A hug is a soft gesture that you would never expect from someone like YZY and the fact she shows JC this affection now - #-Tells us how she knows that this upcoming battle is a death sentence for her. #Her giving away Zidan is honestly overkill but another sign of her truly showing him how she loves him and wants him to survive. #The dread of knowing she's walking back to a fight without zidian and trying to keep up brave face one last time...chilling. #Zidian represents legacy and promises. And this is going to both save and destroy Jiang Cheng as he carries this weight alone. #Heartbreaking stuff! Didn't draw it in the comic because I wanted to draw a silly worm on a string! #WWX tried to help JC out of the knot but got stuck in it. #Those worm on a string tricks are harder than they look! #Also; it's been about a year since the last boat joke - but indeed this is the 11th boat of pd-mdzs. No need to do the math.

[spicyraeman]

im uhh... putting her through it

#cw blood #my wips #I cant even tell you the feelings I had when she said she had killed 4 of her classmates #'once K'liir had a hundred times circled Toril' #which I did the math on and thats ummm.. 8 years #she had killed 4 other kids by the time she was 8 #I am unwell

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know. 

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite. 

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise. 

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do. 

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough #I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move #He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working #He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it #He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan? #Utterly hilarious #Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :) #Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now: #Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS #He’s trying to do his JOB #Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter #Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou #Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie #She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones #Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan #Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky) #Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL #He’s very tired and would like a nap now

[kiddokori]

his ass is NOT getting up for his 8am lecture

#skyward sword #loz #loz fanart #sksw link #sksw zelda #sksw fi #ill always come back to link ill never be free of him #i kinda wanted zelda to study history too because shes really into the history of skyloft/legends/etc in game #but maybe that can be a hobby maybe shes more into folktales and mythology than history #i also considered some type of math/stem for fi but idk history/linguistics fits her designed purpose of being a sortof messenger more #i think shes real good with numbers tho maybe she does math tutoring on the side #why are campus stairs always so fucking long theyre such a weird length you gotta fucking lunge every step #and doing that w a giant ass backpack and an artbag and a fucking can of gesso #in the summer. torture i think they were just trying to weed us out #you think art students have any core strength #thats why links so ripped he has to haul all that shit around all day #he definitely lives in a co ed dorm w zelda and they have the most fucked up evil (remlit) dorm cat #groose is there too i just dont have him pinned down sorry buddy #kiddokori

[empty-flat-n-lonely-bys]

If you thought Swifties were unbearable before, I'm so sorry cause they are superbowl champions now. No one's gonna shut up about it

#ts #taylor swift #super bowl #kansas city chiefs #kc chiefs #i mostly tag for people to block things cause i rember the anti game day times on this site #but also her #i understand #travis kelce #Swifties #also no im not a swifty cause i do not keep up on the lore and the math #im just gay and cry to her music and love a tall powerful woman #but also you do you girlies #also to clarify i will also not be shutting up about it #im just not qualified to be a SWIFTY swify. the lables are different on the inside #much like being queer

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: killed a spider n now i feel bad :/

DAVE: give birth to a spider to make up for it

DAVE: why did i say that

ROXY: why DID u say that

DIRK: Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that's about 3 kg.

DIRK: A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

DIRK: So you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about 8 seconds.

DIRK: It's not a big inconvenience.

DAVE: roxys on the other side of the cave just churning out spiders as fast as georg can shovel them into his mouth

#submission #source: tumblr #all the blonde bitches! #minus rose #I could have given her dirks part but she is not a math gay #also I need you to know that I used voice to text on that last tag and it interpreted 'Dirk's part' as 'dark sperm' #// <- much like what is used to make the spiders #good god this is a BAD visual. REALLY funny quote but BAD visual #roxy voice SPIDERS? in MY VAGINA? its more likely than u think #like the. like the centipedes ad. like th #i think this post needs to go in the hole for a while #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #roxy lalonde #dave strider #dirk strider

[rowanoftheunknown]

“I hope I’ll find all the pieces of my mind that fell out of my head over all those years, and that I’ll be able to put myself together again. I hope the echoes of pain will fade, and memories of sorrow will die, and that you’ll visit me here some day…”

“And I hope you have a happy ending of your own.”

#NICHE BALDURS GATE CHARACTER FANS COME GET YALL JUICE #I may be the only one getting juice but hey. yknow #obligatory if hope has one fan it is me if hope has no fans it means I am dead etc etc #hope bg3 #house of hope #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #I love her sm you don’t understand #she’s so silly (clinically insane) and she’s brave and beautiful and UGH. hope. my beloved. #hope my fucking beloved #anyways this took fucking forever #I’m not super happy with it but i AM done with it. so. yeah #I was gonna do a bg and stuff but like. I’m sleepy #so you just get the window #also I feel like the light coming through looks a bit shit but again. it’s done for now. #I’ve never tried to draw stained glass and when I tell you it was not fucking easy lol #oh it’s just like drawing regularly but with LESS DETAIL I thought like a smooth brained foool #INCORRECT #there was maths involved #anyyyyywho. all for now. enjoy. please enjoy. if this gets no notes I may cry. a little.

[stargirlie25]

YALL LUCIEN TRAVELS 24/7 AROUND THE CONTINENT AND PRYTHIAN BECAUSE OF HIS JOB.

AND ELAIN SAID THE WORLD NEEDED MORE GARDENS!!!! NOT JUST THE NIGHT COURT!

SJM I SEE YOU!!! YOU AIN'T SLICK AT ALL

JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

#pro elucien #once again #the math is mathing #SJM knows her stuff cmon yall #I see you #acotar #pro elain archeron #elain archeron #pro Lucien vanserra #Lucien vanserra #pro elucien babies #lulu is the solulu #pro elain #pro lucien #Lucien x elain #elain x lucien #elucien supremacy #elucien endgame #elucien>smelleriel

[kitsunecrows]

"you know, on my first day here, if you asked me what i wanted, i would have said adventure, mystery, true friends - but looking here at all of you, i realized that every wish came true."

happy (belated) birthday mystery twins!

#and then there's Mabel's wish to just. literally shrink everyone #or have people sign her scrapbook :') #if you know you know #literally impossible for me to accept that they're (technically) 24??? they're still 12-13 in my heart #welp #I am so normal #im going insane #shoutout to one of my favorite shows of all time for being so timeless and iconic years later #this show takes up such a large percentage of my heart and brain space (no room for basic math) #i love them so dearly #awkward sibling hug? awkward sibling hug. (pat pat) #the sillies #siblings siblings siblings siblings #yippee #kitsunecrows art #my art #gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #gf #pines twins #mason pines #artists on tumblr #fanart #art #disney #character birthdays #pines family #procreate #good luck!

[julijbee]

yulieva for my health.

#pathologic #art #yulieva #yulia lyuricheva #eva yan #unholy combination of both designs #i really like both of evas outfits i think #i have to get used to the blue one but im ready to accept it #yulia is much the same but i am not ready to accept 2 hair for her #her sweater and shoes and whole little fit is very cute in 2 and the green coat obviously has its charm but i consider myself lucky #to not have so much consternation about the designs for these two #also please bear with me as i try to figure out digital art #do you want her or do you want to be her #i.e. good at math

[stuckinapril]

my gma told me that my mom used to wake up, eat breakfast, then study for 12 hours straight. every fuckin day. and my gpa would bring her food and tell her to take breaks bc of how immersed she was. she’s literally my role model forever

#I want to be on that level of sheer focus/passion w everything I do #this is what I remind myself of whenever I’m lazy or I don’t feel like putting in the hours. like my mon did THAT every day #I rly am intrinsically motivated bc of her and she also showed me that you truly can love science even in a broken education system #ofc being raised in her image did predispose me to science but I’m also so grateful it’s an organic love #and that I’m not doing it for something as dumb as prestige or money. like I genuinely adore it #and I was never raised in a gIrL MaTh household like my mom made it clear math was very fun to me since I was like 2 #and I think that influenced my confidence in pursuing stem/medicine bc I grew up watching my mom solve differential equations for fun #I also love how suffused she was in her studies. that must’ve felt so rewarding. I strive to be that way too #she also taught me it’s possible to be smart AND pretty and that has been the motto my whole life #I luv my mom post no. 8272662 I just had to say it #p

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Daddy, don't go.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up. #I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children. #But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.' #You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time? #I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater. #And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe. #The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly. #The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic. #I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out. #This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.

[smile-files]

a doodle of my new teardrop gjinka!! i think they turned out pretty cute :)

#dandy’s doodles #bfdi #battle for dream island #bfdi teardrop #bfdi td #bfdi gjinka #bfdi humie #bfdi human #bfdi humanized #bfdi humanization #kin #my old design for them was charming and campy but i think it was too edgy for them #like yeah td’s the hoodie type but she would wear brighter colors than that. and she’s too active to wear jeans or whatever i had her in #they’re definitely a bit of a sneakerhead… but in a practical way. they need good kicks #i’m imagining her and her newbie alliance clique in high school… #lollipop is popular and gets gelatin and td acquainted with the popular crowd but the three of them decide they all suck #lolly’s really good at math and is everyone’s crush. gelatin is addicted to his 3ds and is the life of the party. #and td is well-rounded in school subjects but an absolute expert at destroying you in gym class (she’s also on the track team with needle) #teardrop and lolly watch lesbian anime together. sometimes td gets to third-wheel when flower gets invited #all three newbie alliance members hijack the prom and play 100 gecs on the speakers #etc. i could go on

[rthko]

Liberal feminist observations of Barbie aren't entirely wrong. I think the doll as an aspirational vision of single womanhood instead of a tool to raise girls to be mothers does represent a culture shift. The problem is the claim that this was an altruistic feminist gesture, rather than an attempt to appeal to (and create!) a new consumer demographic. We could have the same discourse about LGBT pandering. I remember the rainbow Oreos ad from 2012 and thinking, whoa, can they do that? Drag me, but I was a teenager and the prospect was exciting. I still don't think it's wrong to say this reflected a shift in majoritarian opinion. But it's jarring that any old internet user can point out that this is just pandering, but we still get thinkpieces on the revolutionary feminist messaging of Mattel.

#if you want to reappropriate Barbie in a feminist way i won't say it's impossible. plastic can be molded into any shape. #but barbie is a toy with a button that makes her say 'math is hard'

[oatbugs]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art. #you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea? #if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.