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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year
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MDZS Equineswap AU part 1: Bro we are horses. It’s okay to cry around me, we are best friends. Bro we are kissing.
[girl side of the swap]
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The juniors grow so used to wangxian being super affectionate all the time that it doesnt even faze them anymore
JL: wheres hgj?
LSZ: hes having i love my husband time, he and wei qianbei are cuddling and playing with the rabbits over there
JL: oh do you know when he'll be available? I have sect stuff to ask him.
LJY: in about 15 minutes i think. Double that if they start making out and triple it if hgj throws wei qianbei over his shoulder and they run off into the woods
JL: damn ill go ask zewu jun
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wangxianficfinder · 2 years
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1. hi, thank you for your efforts ❤️ i have a fic finder, because even though time travel fics should be so easy to find, i just can't find this one. wx both come back to the cloud recesses days, lwj finds out that wwx also went back bc he hears him humming/playing their song. wwx is given a dizi that has a name with 'dawn' in it i think? (by nhs who was probably the one who sent them back). they fix all the stuff of course
FOUND! The Wild Geese’s Tomb by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (T, 66k, WangXian, Time Travel, Fix-it, Temporary Character Death)
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2. Hello, looking for a fic where LWJ comes to Burial Mounds and WWX & he get into a fight. It’s pretty brutal, and at some point A-Yuan arrives and is in danger so LWJ protects him getting stabbed in the progress. I think it was a fix-it au.
The fic is during burial mounds settlement days. I think during the fight WWX doesn't fight LWJ personally but calls many many corpses to do it for him.
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3. Hi there long time lurker first time requester!! Love what you do, thank you!! I’ve found so many good fics through this blog.
Ok so for my ask, it was before I had an ao3 acct so it’s no where in my history! What I remember is SOMETHING happened and Wei Wuxian, Jiang Yanli and Jin Zixuan get thrust into modern times. They live together and somehow find their way back? Sorry that’s not a lot to go on :/ Thanks again!! @rogue-90-em​
FOUND! This sounds a lot like atlas in his sleepin' by anatheme (E, 49k, wangxian, JYL/JZX, JYL & WWX & JZX, fix-it, reincarnation, family reunions, dimension travel, temporary transmigrator LWJ, JC & WWX reconciliation, first time, sharing clothes, angst w/ happy ending)
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4. Hello I have been looking for this fic for awhile now and have had no luck finding it. It took place after Sunshot I believe. WWX had to marry NMJ so the wens would have a safe place to live. Later in the story LWJ in also married to NMJ and WWX.
FOUND! An Elegant Solution by giraffeter (E, 205k, niewangxian, canon divergence, arranged marriage, friends to lovers, fix-it, everyone lives au, courtship, polyamory, smut, Mojo’s bookmark)
NOT FOUND! Pastime (With Good Company) by nirejseki (Not rated, 25k, niewangxian, canon divergence, arranged marriage, WIP)
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5. Can you help find this fic? It's a modern fic about the aftermath of how wy was groomed and abused by one of jyl's friend. After getting out of that toxic relationship wy started a flower shop which his sibling try to visit frequently. Jc and lz is studying law together. I remember wy having a breakdown bcs he figured out that lz was the younger brother of lxc who was the doctor that treated him after his abused. There was also a scene where sushe harassed wy to the point of panic attack. Thanks
FOUND? #5 was written by AvoOwO on ao3 but seems to have been deleted. I think the title was something among the lines of "Daffodils to Ambrosia"?
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6. Hi! I’m looking for a fic where wangxian are both bored with their (separate) sex lives and decide to have roleplay sex with each other to liven things up. The first time they do this they pretend to be strangers in a bar. There was also one that time that was god/worshipper roleplay. It was multi chapter with each roleplay in separate chapters. Thank you so much for the help!
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7. Hey mods! There's this fic where the juniors tell mxy(wwx) that hgj is in love with another(wwx) bc they think mxy(wwx) loves hgj and don't want him to be heartbroken and turns out mxy(wwx) was actually, well, wwx lol— and after that they eavesdrop on a convo with hgj and wwx and find out mxy is actually wwx @sentientcongee​
FOUND? things we're all too young to know by someitems (T, 11k, wangxian, misunderstandings, junior shenanigans, mistaken identity, found family)
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8. Hallo! I'm trying to find a fic in which WY is a servant of the Jiangs (he is treated badly) and the Lans are guests at Lotus Pier and he walks into LZ and runs away (?) (I think he wasn't allowed to talk to anyone or was afraid he would get pubished). I have only read the first chapter and that's all I remember:/ Thank you so much!
FOUND! Flowers of pain by CorkaHadesa (M, 16k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Bad Parent YZY, Bad Parent JFM, YZY Bashing, JC Bashing, Jiang Family Bashing, Bad Sibling JC, Bad Sibling JYL, Protective LWJ, Protective LXC, Protective LQR, Bad Parenting, Family Issues, Child Abuse, Self-Esteem Issues, Happy Ending)
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9. Hi there! I'm looking for a fic I read a while ago in which LWJ creates a new cultivation method?? IIRC WWX had been thrown into the Burial Mounds and LWJ and JC are looking for him. I don't remember any other specific details, but towards the end LWJ finally reveals his new cultivation style. I think his whole thing had to do with the earth and connecting to it?? I know it's vague but it's probably been a year since I've read it ;-;
FOUND? From my heart's ground. by orange_crushed (E, 37k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Grief/Mourning, Corporal Punishment, Vomiting, Injury Recovery, Trauma, Blood Magic, Elemental Magic, Gardens & Gardening, Resurrection, Dissociation, Explicit Sexual Content, First Time, Language of Flowers, Angst with a Happy Ending, Family, Arson, Now Everybody's A Rogue Cultivator, Self-Harm for Blood Magic Reasons, Suicidal Thoughts, Spiritual Coma, Brief Reference to Temporary Incontinence as a Result of Said Coma, Self-Esteem Issues)
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10. hii first of all thank you so much for your hard work!! i’ve been searching high and low for this fic in my bookmarks and can’t find it anywhere :( all i remember is that modern day wwx ends up in the past? i also remember a scene where he reunites with jyl and it’s really sweet bc the one from his universe had died i think? i hope this is enough jdhdhd
FOUND! Wrong Turn, Right Place by diamondbruise (E, 71k, WangXian, Time Travel, kind of, it’s more reality travel but there’s modern wwx and cultivator lwj, Mutual Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Jealousy, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn, Misunderstandings, Cultural Differences)
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11. Searching for a fic, any help would be appreciated! It was a vaguely knight-y/medieval setting, and after some shit went down, LZ was locked up and/or severely whipped by the Lans, and when the fic starts I think he's still having issues from that and traveling on his own. And then he reunites with WY - maybe I'm conflating fics, so these are just maybes, but it could be some sort of beauty and the beast situation? Or there's a moment where WY goes full-on YLLZ when he finds out how hurt LZ was.
FOUND! the necromancer's fairytale by iliacquer (E, 17k, wangxian, safe sane consensual non-con, past torture, not Lan friendly, happy ending, switch energy, rough sex, pain kink)
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12. Hi! im looking for a wangxian timetravel fic, i remember that they went back to the cloud recess arc in their old bodies and one specific detail i remember is wei wuxian changing his hair style to his future hair style because lan zhan was still doing his hair in the mornings, sorry i don't remember much else Thanks for the help!
FOUND? No, Lan Wangji, You Cannot Marry Someone You Just Met! by soulmateenthusiast (T, 40k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Time Travel, WWX and LWJ Are Transported to the Past, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, slight angst Gratuitous Amounts of PDA, Courtesy of WangXian, BAMF!WWX, Time Travel Fix-It, Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued)
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13. Asking this cause I lost those fic where A) Wangji was kid when got kidnapped and lives in brothel and he himself ask a witch to curse him ugly person B) Wangji is omega and lactates for A-yuan @selflovingmedj
13A)
FOUND? Turn Left by kianspo (M, 91k, WIP, WangXian, NieLan, Canon Divergence, Fix-It of Sorts, Friends to Lovers, eventually, references to child sexual abuse, not main characters, Canon-Typical Violence, Neurodivergent LWJ, LXC is the best brother, Slow Build, Lán Family Feels, specifically, Twin Jades of Lán Feels)
13B)
FOUND? 💖 so full of love i could barely eat by cicer (E, 40k, wangxian, ABO, canon divergence, breastfeeding, lactation kink, golden core reveal, fix-it)
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14. Hi I’m looking for a fic that takes place during the CR arc and has LWJ realizing that rewarding WWX works better than punishments and I think there are some scenes that take place in the library. I can’t really remember much else so I’d appreciate the help!
FOUND? Pigtail Pulling by protos_metazu_ison (G, 3k, wangxian, fluff & humor, crack treated seriously, cloud recesses shenanigans)
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15. Heyy! Im looking for a fic where wangxian went on a date(i think 1st) to a petting zoo. There what I remember the most is wwx pulling grass and lwj blurting out if he was stimming. I honestly can’t remember much. There were bunnies tho. It’s complete and i thinkk it’s part of a series! Please help me find it!!!
FOUND? 🧡#Bunny date by Onomatopoetikon (T, 15k, WangXian, Modern AU, POV LWJ, Autistic LWJ, WWX Has ADHD, First Dates, First Kiss, Holding Hands, LWJ Uses Actual Words, Neurodiversity, Developing Relationship, Twin Jades of Lán Feels, Fluff, Romantic Fluff) it's part 3 of a series :)
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16. hello. i've been wondering if you could help with this: i'm not looking for a fic, but i've been wanting to write one. i remember seeing some time ago a twitter thread containing certaing details and tips for writing modern aus set in china, but i can't find it. i was hoping if any of your followers would know something
FOUND? might be this twitter moment, if not, there's still some good stuff here!
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17. Hey! I was looking for a LXC x Oc, the oc was a jin who is like what people say dumb and the summer is something along the lines "The new madam Lan got pregnant and is craving for the bunny" I forgot the whole summery but it was like that. Anyways turns out she was actually quite smart.
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18. hello, hello!! when you have a chance, i would appreciate help finding a fic!! it was modern, and the only thing i remember was probably a part towards the end, and i think wwx was kidnapped by the wens and was on top of a building, someone was shot, & i think wen chao might've fallen off the building? wwx nearly died? sorry if this is really vague, but hopefully someone recognizes it!!
NOT FOUND! 🧡The World We Made by updatebug (T, 80k, WangXian, The Old Guard fusion, Immortals, Immortal LWJ, Angst with a Happy Ending, Junior Quartet is the best Quartet, JYL is the best, NMJ Lives, Reincarnation, Modern AU, The Old Guard AU, Team Give Xichen Nice Things, Team Unbury Your Gays, LITERALLY, Temporary Character Death) has a similar scene I think (only he gets kidnapped by JGY instead)
NOT FOUND! 🧡Rule Number One: Never get attached. by KizuKatana (E, 130k, wangxian, criminal underworld au, dark LWJ, ABO, note all tags)
could also be FOUND! Monotone, I think it’s not on ao3 directly anymore but is still available on a Google doc / the author has posted a link to monotone here / Monotone on Google docs, Anyway I think that's the shared link for #18. Pretty sure that's it. Ch. 23 Reset is WWX and Wen Chao on the roof of Nightless City. Wwx is shot and WC jumps off the edge.
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19. hello! I need help finding a fic. The only scene I can remember is the Jiang family and Lan Wangji sitting at a table (eating dinner I think) and Madam Yu says or implies something insulting/rude about Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji uses his engagement or marriage to Wei Wuxian to tell her off. Saying she has no right to say something like that about something that is his/belongs to him. I believe it was Canon era but that's about all I can remember.
FOUND! chapter 6 of 30 Days of Celebration with Yunmeng Jiang by starandrea (M, 41k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Family Drama, Telepathic Bond, Kink Negotiation, Wedding Planning, Weddings, Sibling Bonding, Fluff, Happy Ending)
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20. hi there! for the next FF, this modern-online-class au. it's in the pov of one of the students, though i remember it changes pov a lot. wangxian are professors, LSZ is in both their classes. he gets sick, and he never reveals who his parents are until WWX walks in on a call with him and his friends and they go >:0000 on him. theres a lot of student chatting. there was a scene with a student remarking on WWX's child's achievements on the wall and LSZ being extremely embarrassed about it. @revellingfate
FOUND! The Mystery of Professor Lan's and Professor Wei's private lives by SilverBells (G, 7k, WangXian, Modern AU, wangxian married and have a son, online classes AU, Self Indulgent Ficlet, Fluff, University AU, Professor LWJ and Professor WWX, University second year LSZ, Humour)
NOT FOUND! Lan Jingyi and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Cursed Information by fensandmarshes (T, 5k, WangXian, Modern AU, Crack Treated Seriously, Married WangXian, POV Outsider, POV Outsider on WangXian, Crack and Humour, LJY-centric, Hijinks & Shenanigans, LWJ is a Little Bitch, College/University, Nonbinary LSZ)
NOT FOUND! Yearning by Sanguis (T, 9k, WangXian, LingYi, Modern AU, Professors, Established Relationship, Married Couple, Bunnies, Pre-Relationship, Secrets)
NOT FOUND! And They Were Married And Had a Son Series by yellowcarnations (G, 8k, WangXian, Modern AU, POV Outsider, Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Professors WangXian, Kid Fic)
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ninjakk · 1 year
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Hi, sorry for the inconvenience. First of all, I wanted to say that I love your analysis of the novel mdsz, so if it's not too much trouble, I wanted to ask you what do you think would have happened if after WWX's resurrection, he didn't want to go to Gusu with LWJ? I mean, it is known from canon that WWX using mo xuanyu's identity to try to escape from JC and LWJ said he wanted to be with LWJ and LWJ immediately takes him to Gusu and given that is not the case how would LWJ try to be close to
Hi Anon,
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Of course, it's never too much trouble for my lovely followers and anons! It just might take me a while to get back to you all 😅 So thanks for your patience guys 😚
I think your ask might have been sent a little earlier than intended, as the last sentence seems to have cut off. But I think I can gather what you wanted to ask. So let's take a look at the scene you're referring to:
“Thank you for being so enthusiastic. However, your thoughts are quite off. Even if I am attracted to men, I don’t like just any type of man, much less follow anyone who waves at me. For example, I’m not interested in ones like you.” Wei WuXian was purposely trying to disgust him. Jiang Cheng had always hated being defeated while compared with others, no matter how pointless the comparison was.
Chapter 10 ExR translations
WWX is trying to disgust JC to the point he would leave him alone. He's already gathered JC holds a lot of animosity towards him regardless of whether he is actually WWX or just someone who cultivates the same path as him. In order to escape, WWX decides to scare both men off by using MXY's apparent reputation.
“Which type? Well, I am very much attracted to people like HanGuang-Jun.” Lan WangJi could not tolerate this sort of frivolous and foolish joke at all. If he felt disgusted, he would definitely draw a line between them and keep his distance. Disgusting two people at once—this was killing two birds with one stone! However, as Lan WangJi heard this, he turned around. His face was emotionless, “Mark your words.” Wei WuXian, “Hmm?” Lan WangJi turned back, speaking in a mannerly yet resolute way, “I will take this person back to the Lan Sect.”
Wei WuXian, “...”
Wei WuXian, “...Huh?”
So if WWX hadn't put the theatrics on and said that HGJ was his type, he probably wouldn't have been able to escape JC. As such, JC would have attempted to take WWX back to Lotus Pier - which is where I think another fight would have ensued between JC and LWJ. I think it's quite clear from this chapter, that it is well known JC imprisons and tortures anyone he suspects of being WWX or even dares to emulate his techniques and cultivate the ghost path (guidao). As such, I think it's safe to assume LWJ is also aware of this and he would simply not allow such things to happen. LWJ has already proven he was willing to fight JC to protect WWX when he shielded him from JCs initial attack with Zidian, and I think he'd do it again without hesitation.
Technically WWX never agreed to go back to Gusu with LWJ. He tried to escape (apparently.. but personally I think his efforts were rather half-hearted!) and then he made a scene outside the entrance to the Cloud Recesses, in an attempt to get himself thrown out.
Lan WangJi stood still in front of the entrance, turning a deaf ear to him, and watched the scene with an indifferent look. When Wei WuXian’s voice had somewhat quieted, he spoke, “Let him cry. When he becomes tired, drag him inside.” Wei WuXian hugged the donkey and cried even harder, bumping his head against it.
I have to say, I just love the absolute poetry of LWJ practically dragging WWX back to Gusu in his second life, while his requests for WWX to do so in his first life were always rebuffed! So I think that even if "MXY" hadn't announced LWJ was his type, LWJ would have taken WWX back to the Cloud Recesses nevertheless. Yes LWJ took what WWX said teasingly and ran with it - which is completely adorable. It's the first time we see LWJ counter WWX by teasing him back! But even if WWX hadn't given him the opening to say he was going to take him back to Gusu, I think he would have just announced his intentions anyway. He was trying to warn off JC and protect WWX - and this was the best way to do so. By doing this he would be able to keep WWX safe and out of JCs reach.
Personally I think LWJ does not trust JC in the slightest and is very concerned he would seek WWX out if he let him go off alone after this encounter. Considering JC led the first siege against WWX at the Burial Mounds, it's no surprise he's very protective of WWX when JC is around. Even if LWJ wasn't aware of the rumours regarding JCs penchant for torturing anyone remotely reminding him of WWX, LWJ is still going to hold some resentment towards him. Which is why I think LWJ also prevents WWX from running away during the start of their investigation, when he is still playing the part of "MXY", because he is worried something will happen to him or JC will catch him. LWJ's concerns are very much justified later in the novel as well! Even if his method of protecting WWX is questionable.
His entire leg was covered with the black bruise of the Curse Mark. After staring at it for a while, Lan WangJi spoke in a bitter voice, “... I only left for a few hours.”
Chapter 25
The first time he allows WWX to go off alone, he comes back supporting a curse mark on his leg and a whip mark on his ankle, having escaped JCs clutches once again! We can see from the above that seeing WWX in this condition has upset him. He can't bear to see WWX hurt, even if it is just a minor curse mark and a whip from Zidian.
Granted, WWX is more than capable of looking after himself and LWJ does not want to restrict WWXs movements if he can help it. But he has felt the pain of losing WWX once before and that's bound to affect him both mentally and emotionally. Which I think we begin to see rather clearly during the above chapter. As such, he is extra cautious when it comes to WWX's second chance at life.
To answer your question, if WWX had somehow managed to escape JCs clutches in a different way and LWJ thought he was going to be safe - he might not have done anything at all. If LWJ was absolutely sure JC would not pursue WWX and cause him any harm, I think he would have left WWX to live his second chance at life however he wished. As much as LWJ loves WWX, he doesn't want to force anything on him - he did that once before with the stolen kiss and he felt terrible for doing so afterwards. As such, I don't think LWJ would have tried to get close to WWX if things hadn't transpired the way they did on Dafan Mountain.
LWJ would just be happy as long as WWX was safe and well. If WWX did not want LWJ to be a part of his second chance at life, LWJ would respect that. Obviously LWJ wants to be with WWX whatever way we can (romance being the absolute ideal), but he loves him so much he wouldn't restrain him or force himself upon him. The last thing he wants to do is repeat what his father did to his mother.
Thankfully the minute WWX is given the choice of whether or not to stay with LWJ, even before he is no longer playing the part of "MXY", he still chooses to return to him. It doesn't take WWX long to release that he is very happy to have LWJ around and he wants nothing more than him to be a part of his life also 💕
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truly-morgan · 8 months
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[Deaged WWX and JC, feat. cuckji (w.i.p)]
ChengXian | Mo Dao Zu Shi 17-07-2021
[#xiancheng, deaged + cuckji I think?]
What if on some random night hunt, both wwx and jc get deaged to somewhere probably around the CR studies.
It is seriously troubling for everyone, especially the boy who still have their adult bodies. jc can tell this core isn't his. It being stronger was indeed a bit worrying when he wasn't explained what happened, but he somehow also could tell it /wasn't his/.
wwx on the other side saw his reflection in sandu and was shocked when he couldn't recognise himself but also felt much weaker than what he remembered "of the day before".
It takes a lot of calming down from the juniors and attempts at explaining who they are today (leaving the trauma on the side for now).
The thing is, they are still in the middle of solving some problems and the two "young" cultivators are more than happy to help despite being so troubled ("I trust we can fix it later" wwx said as jc rolled his eyes at his lack of care).
And this is how the juniors see for the first time what the duo was like before everything was shattered. They are so close to one another, fighting rather well despite the balance now being messed up (they somehow still manage to balance it well enough).
Back to the inn, everyone is surprised by how jc acts (even jl, who has only known jiujiu post-I-lost-everything-but-you). This is such a contrast from the fierce and severs looking sect leader they know (even tho the quartet has learned to know he can be nice and loving too).
wwx isn't 100% out of character, although he might be a bit less drunk than usual and a whole lot flirty with jc (which does make the juniors a bit unsure of what is happening.) of course, the ymj sect was immediately warned of what happened, so no one would be surprised of seeing their dear sect leader like this.
of course, lwj is also warned of the situation (as if they could let hgj in the dark about his husband). So while they all have that fun at the inn, you have ymj SIC and lwj on their way to them to make sure their respective reason of worries is alright.
meanwhile, the juniors are still stuck to deal with a wwx who is somehow more mischievous than before and a jc who is actually ready to /follow him/ in these ideas.
It is a strange evening for the juniors than to deal with these men who they look up to but are now basically around their age. But as no one has reached them yet for help, they decide that staying at the inn would be better. After all, it is close to where everything happened and they actually have yet to fully deal with what has been causing problems to this village.
They were going to take three rooms (thankfully to jl money, the juniors could share the biggest room here), but wwx asked why three when he and jc can share one. It takes a bit of arguing, only for jl to give in because he cannot argue against jiujiu telling him it would be stupid to spend on a room that isn't even needed.
So they now have two rooms and the juniors are a bit nervous about it.
What if they suddenly get back to normal in the middle of the night? Would they be alright in the same room?
"But don't you think senior way and sect leader jiang are strangely... very close to one another?" oyz ends up asking after a while.
Sure, they all had heard about how close the two had been in the past, but they felt like people had forgotten to tell them about how they seemed to flirt together?! This isn't right, especially since now, wwx is married to hgj!!
little did they know that wwx and jc had actually been pining for /years/ in the past.
it was Jiang "I am not enough he can find better" Cheng and Wei "I know jc doesn't see me as a servant but I still cannot be his for this reason" Ying being an absolute idiot. They had experienced together, mostly because they trusted each other in trying those, hiding behind it only being experiments and everyone does that yes, it wasn't because they were in love with each other.
These are the same idiots who most likely still had romantic love for each other, but had too much baggage at this point to go on with it.
But now you have them away from anything that could have been a cause of worries and a reminder of why they "couldn't". Sure, in their mind, it was only yesterday that yzy would have wiped wwx at the thought of his sleeping with her son, or that jfm was always putting wwx first.
But they also understood that now, no one would do such a thing. Now they would probably be side by side (and the role was probably reversed in the public eyes).
Now they were away and could a bit more easily indulge. especially in an inn.
They were happy to finally be in their room after checking out. Despite technically being the youngest of the group now, the juniors were still looking up for their opinions and also making sure they were alright. the duo was more than happy to finally be alone.
the moment they were in, wwx slapped a silencing talisman on the door, turning to jc with a grin, starting to tease him again about how he has been acting since earlier with the kids.
it ends up with them playfully arguing until jc finally pushes wwx to the bed and pins him down on it. It surprises them a bit all the ease it took jc to do it, after all, to them it wasn't so long ago that they were to the same strength, both physically and in cultivation. wwx laugh at this, since he was usually the one to pin jc down on a bed "A-cheng has gotten so strong" he praised with a grin.
jc shut him up with a kiss, wwx more than happy to indulge, pulling him closer.
It is a bit weird, since this is jc older body, while wwx simply did not have his at all. Yet it was as if they didn't care for any of it, as long as it was them it would always be alright (plus jc would lie if he said this body wasn't attractive too, even if differently).
(🌸NSFW-ISH to come)
hands soon start to roam over unfamiliar skin, slowly taking robes away so they can have direct access to the skin. fingers run over scares for which they do not know the history (and honestly they don't want to know right now).
After a while wwx ends up flipping them over, grinning when he is finally atop jc, kissing along his neck down his chest (giving some love to those harsh scars on his chest, feeling like he has an idea where they come from, yet he pushes it far away).
wwx in this body isn't as strong as jc, yet he lets him take over, letting wwx do as he wishes, more than happy that they can finally have this moment for them, knowing he will have all the time he wants to do whatever he wants with wwx too.
the night goes on like this, wwx taking all he wants and gladly letting jc take all he wants too.
To say the least, they didn't sleep much that night (which these older bodies do not seem to agree with).
when they meet again with the juniors, the group of young
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man tries not to stare in disbelief and disapproval at the mark they may or may not have left visible on each other's neck (they might have gone a bit overboard with the knowledge of no one here to scold them). the lan juniors are a bit conflicted because they do not want for hgj to be destroyed by this (but lsz can easily see how happy this makes senior wei).
jl is in a way worried this will only end up hurting his jiujiu /again/. it is good to see him so happy, but what will it be like when they get back to normal? Will he be alone again?
and on the side oyz look about to go crazy over this new development.
it is so easy to catch on for the juniors, so of course, once they join the ymj SIC and lwj who are having tea downstairs at the inn while waiting for them, of course, they would notice it too (especially lwj, because he /knows/ he's not the one who put those mark here).
They know that both men had been deaged, but neither would have actually expected for something like this to happen. Sure, wwx and jc had a history of being really close, but none of them would have expected it to turn out like this. How could lwj have missed it in their youth?
it doesn't take long before the ymj SIC comes up to his sect leader, politely saluting him while presenting himself (he knows jc must have no idea who he is).
jc is a bit surprised by the action, still not used to the idea he was indeed a sect leader now (but also he had no memory of this man, had he been newer to LP?).
wwx give the man a glance, a bit unsure why /he/ wasn't the sic by jc sides (the juniors did tell them some of the history, but it never told him why he wasn't by jc sides anymore). then they looked at lwj who had approached wwx so suddenly, actually making him back off a little bit, not expecting for the man to come up to him so suddenly.
lwj clearly looks hurt for a moment, hand retracting as his eyes lingered on wwx neck and a couple of exposed marks. he looks displeased for a moment, yet no comments come and he goes back to his usual unexpressive face.
This does trouble wwx, looking back at the juniors who are greeting hgj politely. they have to explain again what happened the day before, saying they didn't have too much time to find out what happened since they had more pressing matters that they still hadn't fully taken care of yet.
"We are enough today that we can split, can't we?" jc asked. They were now 8, which included 2 that were actually older and more experimented now that they were both deaged.
"We could keep investigating here while you two go back to where everything happened" ljy suggested.
Every juniors agreed, not interested to be stuck in the weird and awkward situation that would happen once jc and wwx would go back to being close while lwj couldn't really do anything because this wasn't really the wwx he married (from what he understood, this wwx
was from a time when they barely even knew each other, he couldn't exactly expect wwx to accept so easily that they are husband now, doesn't stop from hurting when he sees what he sees).
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enbysaurus-rex · 1 year
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a complete incomplete list of shit in rough order of goodness
Long-ish Fics
BATFAM
The Chronic Illness Fic that's getting way too long- Tim Drake is a kid who doesn’t Know What’s Normal, and so his health declining is just what happens, right? No one else complains about it, so he shouldn’t either! -50k
MDZS
My Boy Builds Coffins -- LWJ is a coffin builder in Yiling while WWX is trying to cleanse the burial mounds. Dirt is both a love language and a major theme, somehow? 50k [finished audio version]
Ghost Library -- LWJ is a government exorcist and his next assignment is a library. MXY is the librarian. Set after the thirteen years and with attempts at musical cultivation. 45k (WIP-ish) [finished audio version]
The Crayon Talisman Fic -- Modern Cultivation AU Burial Mounds era! WWX is a rogue cultivator Just Trying To Make Ends Meet while toting baby a-Yuan around. Shenanigans commence! WIP 60k[audio currently caught up]
The Martial Arts Fic -- WWX is a sensei and he and LWJ used to be tournament buddies back in ye Olde Days. Shenanigans commence! 420k and i still add a chapter from time to time as a bonus [audio in process]
The Narcolepsy Fic--  Canon-divergence where WWX was treating his narcolepsy with his golden core and Then He Didn’t Have the Golden Core. Shenanigans commence! WIP 80k [audio in process]
Short-ish Fics
BATFAM
Tim watched the graysons fall. Then he learns how to fly from the last grayson. nothing could go wrong - 2k
Tim is a shifter and he refuses to tell anyone in his family what his shifter form is. They find out anyway. - 4k
5 times tim passed out and the one time his brothers noticed. - 8.6k
MDZS
burial mounds modern fairytale? - 5k of historical/ahistorical nuclear winter VIBES
Wangxian breakup -- there is a plot that could be there, afterwards, but unless people want that in their lives i probs won’t write it - 4.6k
WWX is compelled to answer Inquiry -- itty bitty tiny fic 1k
JC/JZX -- i needed more variety in my life, and this might get longer if i ever get a plot bunny -6.4k
Jingyi’s perception of HGJ’s mourning - as a kid and then later as a teenager -2.7k
i lost my shit over a david bowie song -- the wangxian production complete with shittily transcribed sheet music - 4.1k
AUDIO VERSIONS:
-all have soundcloud playlists (one for each fic). this is the easiest way to play ALL of something without reaching for your phone every chapter
-and here you can download them from archive.org, because sometimes you just need an mp3. i know this and i love you!
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mxtxfanatic · 2 years
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Hello.
I just stumbled across your blog and kinda went a little crazy because your takes on mdzs made so. much. sense to me.
I saw the mosy recent post saying you didn't wish to engage in mdzs discourse and I understand you might not respond to this.
But on the off-chance you do.......what do you think about the early relationship between WX? I don't dispute their feeling or anything. But I do think that while WWX respected LWJ and believed in his righteousness, he didn't trust him. And LWJ neither trusted him nor respected his agency. I rarely see fics that address how WWX's first response to HGJ post resurrection wasn't fond. It was wry with a strong desire to get the hell out of dodge. And I understood him to remain wary even as he was playful. For a large part of their journey, WWX kept LWJ at arm's length figuratively.
Alright, my short answer is that their early relationship seems riddled by misunderstandings mostly caused by the multitude of unfortunate situations that kept happening, one right after the other, that drove them apart in Wei Wuxian’s first life. My long answer may be a little convoluted as this is a discourse that has happened at least once before (i saw it once on twitter regarding whether wwx trusted lwj at the start of his second life), and I liked the different responses and ideas that discourse garnered rather than speaking on just my own thoughts. But with that said, let’s break this down.
First off, Lan Wangji has always respected wwx’s agency. In fact, it’s a fear of his shown throughout the story that he has the capability to not respect wwx’s agency and, thus, force the man he loves to be with him without his desire or consent. I think this interpretation of lwj as denying wwx’s agency comes from the cultivation world and young wwx’s perception of their infamous fights during the sunshot campaign. Young wwx who is traumatized after losing his home a second time along with almost all of the people he grew up with, losing his golden core, and having to survive hell on earth without it is essentially acting as a one-man army. Meanwhile the boy who acted like he was an annoyance during their innocent childhoods is picking every opportunity to question the very cultivation that saved his life, physically fighting him over it, and also seemingly casting doubt on his sense of morality. The other cultivators see this as lwj being a stickler for the traditional path and, therefore, unfairly targeting wwx. However, an older wwx in his second life looks back at these memories after having spent time with the older lwj as young lwj essentially keeping him honest: questioning wwx as a show of concern when everyone else was fine with wwx’s complete change in personality as long as it meant they’d win the war. And when those same cultivators turned on wwx for what they had previously praised him for, lwj alone stayed consistent in his care and critique, which always centered wwx’s wellbeing.
Part of this interpretation I feel also relies on the idea of lwj as always antagonistic to wwx in their first life, which to be fair, I agree that he was. However this is also shown to be an unfortunate quirk of him not knowing how to talk to wwx in their youth, and then not having the chance to learn before the war broke out and then the labor camp happenened, and then wwx was exiled. However, we do see some of that softening of his mannerisms towards wwx even in their first life. Lwj questions wwx on his cultivation path one more time after they successfully revive Wen Ning’s consciousness, and though it is the same concern he’s always had, it is neither a fight nor antagonistic. Wwx asks him what else can he do in his position, which lwj sadly accepts, and they part on peaceful if not melancholic terms. Lwj realized he was wrong in his approach (and later, about the cause of wwx’s personality shift), and so he changed to better express himself because it was important to him that wwx not see him as an enemy. And while they did fight, I don’t think wwx ever truly saw him as one. If lwj truly did not respect wwx’s agency, he would have stolen him away to Gusu like he admitted he had the urge to, and that would have been the end to it. However, he doesn’t.
Now, onto wwx not trusting lwj at the start of his second life: yeah, I agree with this, but it’s complicated. There’s a nuance here that I feel like I’ll end up rambling to explain how I would like, but the gist of it is that I think wwx fully trusts lwj to stand with justice and do the right thing… but he doesn’t trust that lwj believes that he is a good person who does the right thing and is worthy to be stood by (which is not the same as wwx himself thinking he is unworthy of being supported). Upon lwj’s introduction into the book at Mo Manor, wwx immediately walks away from the fight the moment he hears lwj’s guqin because he trusts that lwj will protect the remaining people of the manor and the juniors while believing that his staying with provoke a fight out of lwj that he wants to avoid. Every meeting after that until wwx summons Wen Ning, wwx continues his attempts in avoiding the people he knew from his first life, but this is because he thinks that these people hate him, lwj included. But mind you, wwx has no memories of lwj risking his life for him, neither was he there to witness the punishment lwj unapologetically took for those actions. He is going off of what he has witnessed of lwj’s behavior towards him in his first life, and unfortunately he was not present for any of the times lwj publicly spoke up on his behalf and the behalf of those he was protecting. Wwx learns about all this later. So when lwj takes him back to the Cloud Recesses in his second life, his want to get away is based on not wanting to get discovered as himself. This is sometimes used as an example of lwj not respecting wwx’s agency, but technically wwx did say he preferred lwj over jc (😅) and follows lwj out of Gusu when he becomes interested in the mystery of the arm. During that mission, lwj leaves wwx multiple times to do his own thing, showing that wwx is not a prisoner in any way.
Would I say wwx kept lwj at an arm’s length? Idk about that one with his actions. He just acted like how he had as a youth but…more because he doesn’t realize that lwj already knows who he is and he thinks he can get away with it. When it’s revealed that lwj knew all along who he was, wwx drops the Mo Xuanyu act but his actions stay pretty flamboyant towards lwj. Was he wary? Eh, I’d say yeah, but this is 1) because he’s so taken aback by how older lwj is different from younger lwj and can now call his bluff on his “fake flirting” that he doesn’t know what to do with that information because 2) he doesn’t know that lwj has always supported him and that this is a continuation of that support, and 3) he doesn’t know that lwj has liked him and has settled into that affection as he aged, so he doesn’t understand how the boy who “used to hate him” for how he acted and his cultivation is suddenly accommodating to even his most rambunctious behavior and blatant use of his cultivation.
Continuing that “wary” idea, I do think that there was a part of wwx (that is resolved during the mxy-wwx reveal) where wwx does not believe that lwj believes he is good. I think this is part of the friction between them during the sunshot campaign, and it carried into wwx’s second life as, again, he does not witness lwj publicly stand with him. When lwj decides to turn from the rest of the cultivators to protect wwx after the reveal, wwx is happy to have it finally confirmed (to him) that lwj thinks he is moral enough to stand by. So that wariness is proven to be unfounded, and wwx has no qualms about letting it go.
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mamoonde · 1 year
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clj got me thinking about what if...
post cql canon, while wwx is still in his in-denial rogue cultivator phase, near his death anniversary, hgj goes on a nighthunt to fight a powerful dream demon that makes him believe wwx was dead again...
and so lwj chooses to remain in the dream where wwx is alive and in love with him
the panicked juniors manage to send off a flare when hgj falls prey to the dream demon.
luckily wwx is nearby.
because the dream demon managed to root itself in hgj's core, they have to get hgj to expel it from his own mind and meridians for them to completely destroy it.
ofc wwx is the one who enters hgj's dreamscape to try and wake him.
what horrible nightmare could be so paralyzing or sweet dream so tempting to hold the likes of hgj so tightly?
wwx assumes perhaps it may be about his mother?
he's prepared to see smth extremely personal and private that he swears to forget completely once they wake.
he is not prepared to see himself - a dream version of himself - making out in a field of bunnies with hgj in his lap.
and then the dream shifts, and the dream version of himself is having dinner with lwj in the jingshi, dressed in lan robes too large for him.
lwj has the most blissed out expression on his face, with the gently upturned lips and subtly gleaming eyes.
dream!wwx is taking turns feeding himself and lwj, his other hand twisting its fingers around lwj's forehead ribbon.
it's.
it's everything wwx wants and seeing it all play out like this sends a deep ache in his chest.
he watches as the most domestic and even raunchy fantasies he tried his hardest not to think of in the presence of lwj, play out with lwj all too willing, all too happy in them, looking like.
like he loves wwx back.
oh no. wwx must've slipped under the dream demon's spell too!
but if that were true, then lwj would be looking at him, not a dream version of him, right...?
still, wwx refused to give it any further thought. what was most important now was to cut out the dream demon's seed before it drains lwj's energy.
seeds were usually hidden in the most precious objects of the dream.
a prized heirloom. a deeply personal trinket.
a beloved pet. a mother's child.
a person's lover.
wwx watches dream!wwx wrap lwj in an intimate embrace, its eyes gleam black as it looks right at wwx.
dream!wwx smirks over lwj's shoulder as his hand wanders, mouth kissing up lwj's neck, licks at lwj's flushed ear.
wwx burns hot, shaking with rage.
he shouldn't—lwj is too—he has no /right/ to—
wwx doesn't realize he's moved until steel meets his own conjured sword.
lwj raises bichen up against wwx. the fake wwx smirks at him behind lwj.
"wei ying...?" lwj's brows furrow, eyes slowly focusing on him.
"lan zhan--!"
"--don't listen! it's a dream demon, lan zhan." dream!wwx cuts him off.
lwj looks back at him and then around them. his gaze passes right over wwx, as though he doesn't see him.
"this is a dream."
and just like that, the idyllic dreamscape around them melts and grows dark.
"of course it's a dream," dream!wwx croons, his robes turning dark and stained with blood and dirt, hair loose and unkempt. lwj pales, bichen dropping to the ground. "i am already dead, remember?"
"lan zhan, don't listen to it!" wwx yells. the ground between him and lwj splits and wwx darts forward. "i'm here, lan zhan!"
but lwj is not listening. "...wei ying is..."
the skies crackle with lightning and the echo of a thousand voices: "the yiling laozu wei wuxian is dead!"
lwj sinks to his knees.
"lan zhan ah, lan zhan," dream!wwx sighs crouching to cradle lwj's face. "the dream doesn't have to end. we can stay here and be together, be married and hidden away from the world..."
a meadow of gentians grows beneath them, the skies clear once more.
lwj looks at dream!wwx, now the way he looked that day in yiling. "i won't go away anymore."
"no, lan zhan, i'm here! i came back!" wwx leaps across the widening fissure between them and nearly gets pushed back by shrubbery and trees shooting up from the ground.
lwj looks up and wwx thinks he actually sees /him/ for a moment. "wei ying...?"
dream!wwx yanks him forward. "right here, lan zhan. but only if we stay here, love. here, in our dreams, i'll stay with you forever."
lwj swallows.
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llycaons · 10 months
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ep20 (2/3): *lwj voice*: something is very wrong
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"and others have to suffer because of your debt?" wwx's similarities with wzl are impossible to ignore. but wwx would never hurt innocent people, or allow them to be hurt, because of his gratitude. there are limits to loyalty, and his conscience demands he act even if it's against his obligation. he's still able to make his own decisions, he's still a free agent
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I would call that 'horror' or 'alarm'. jc is still like 'hmmm' but lwj is like 'this is fucked this is fucked this is fucked wei ying what are you DOING'
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kitty cat moments
HEY WHY DOES WZL JUST STAND THERE AND LET HIM PLAY. if he prevents wwx from making sounds, wwx can't summon spirits. he's less than a foot away and not defending himself at all. eh maybe it's his honor code
by the time he does attack, wlj and jc jump down and jc strangles wzl to death with zidian, no complaints there + good for him and givees wwx back his sword
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his little bitter smile. oof.
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this hug is one of the best moments in the show it makes me feel so much. and wwx doesn't even list his arms to hug back until it's too late and jc is already stepping away FUCK
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good for you, jc! expressing your emotions! telling people who you love that you care about them!
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read a really interesting meta ages ago about how wwx deliberately sets jc between himself and lwj, using jc as both a shield and a tool to deflect lwj's inevitable questions and painful condemnation. and it starts here, with moving to sit down. it's also almost a power play
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stop hurting me wwx
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wwx says don't let outsiders in and jc remembers that lwj is there and goes yeah you got it
another suble manipulation of wwx's, but only to protect himself
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where did this boy go....he used to be able to say things like this 😭
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and here's jc joining forces with wwx against lwj, who's standing in front of them like a petitioner, and who wwx has barely even looked at
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this is exactly how jc is written in a lot of fics that piss me off. this tsundere-esque approach is actually canonical to jc's current relationship dynamics with wwx, it's just not how they interact with each other postres. it annoys me because it's treating jc like an affectionate, if sarcastic and repressed 18 year old who hugged his brother instead of the bitter, deeply wounded man who traumatized him without remorse and tried to kill him multiple times. it's inaccurate, and it's infantalizing, and it lets jc off the hook for the horrific things he does to wwx later in the story by treating him like an awkward kid who can't communicate well instead of an adult who's responsible for the terrible things he's done and the choices he's made
but I like this dynamic. I think it's fun, and sweet, and has personality. i wish we had it back too. I understand the nostalgia
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everything about this interaction is so wrong. wwx barely interacting with lwj, being all formal, standing to bow, calling him hgj. the last time they saw each other wwx had asked lwj to sing for him and lwj had given him a song he wrote for them....I'd be freaked out and worried too. but lwj goes about expressing his concern in all the wrong ways
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demanding answers. laying down judgement. telling him to return to gusu. of course wwx shies away
he's distancing himself to protect himself. he doesn't want to be the one who lwj leaves, he wants to be in control of how their relationship ends, as he assumes it must end. and he knows nothing good will come to him if he goes to gusu, and that must hurt too because he wants to cultivate the sword again but he never will
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this is such a cruel thing to say to lwj...wwx who is the one acting cold suddenly!
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and THIS shot. shew. lwj physically trying to get to wwx to demand what's going on, why is he acting like this, why is he not cultivating the sword, why is he using such terrible methods, and jc stepping in as wwx's shield to say this doesn't concern you. the contrast between this scene and postres scenes. wild
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wisedawn13 · 10 months
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WangXian Fake Dating Miscommunication
Y'ALL! I JUST HAD A FIC IDEA WHILE IN THE SHOWER!
It's hs friends wangxian in college, where after wwx gets kicked out (and dragged in to live with lwj by the scruff of his neck because no, Wei Ying, you will not sleep on the park bench) wwx starts a fake dating/Easy A thing
He needs money but isn't actually interested in dating/sex with anyone (aside from lwj but he's not looking at that thought or it will gain power), so he starts an "anonymous" online presence as yllz and posts on some online forums and whatnot around college
Once the customer agrees to meet, they are sworn to secrecy about wwx being yllz (not like they'd particularly want to divulge that info and expose themselves anyway)
So wwx starts "dating" and "having sex" at parties a lot; lwj is losing his mind
He's been in love with wwx for years and now has to see him suddenly become the playboy he'd been expected to become by their peers. The first time he saw wwx out with another man, lwj wanted to cry. He hadn't even known wwx LIKED men, had no clue he could have been an option
People go to wwx for a number of different reasons, but mainly it's to seem cool/popular for being with wwx, or to get the person they like to notice them (wwx does his best to get them together too, kinda like hitch)
Now, lwj is distraught and feeling too inexperienced for wwx
Somehow, he stumbles upon a yllz advert and gets his genius idea: he will hire yllz to be his date so he can practice how to date and then hopefully be able to win over wwx (and not seem too inexperienced for him)
So he hires yllz as hgj to help him practice for the guy he loves
They agree to meet at a restaurant off campus, lwj gets there 10 minutes early (of course) and then wwx walks in and sees the back of lwj's head at the table reserved for them
He freaks and bails before he's noticed. Lwj likes someone? Lwj is in LOVE with someone?
He loses all hope and spirals into a depressive chaotic episode. Yllz, after sending a message to hgj that he can't help and that he's sorry, drops off the face of the earth. Wwx, on the other hand, holes up in his bedroom in the apartment he shares with lwj.
Lwj is completely concerned but wwx won't tell him what's wrong. Things kinda go on like that for a while until it comes out that they actually like each other and that wwx's "experience" isn't real because he's yllz. Lwj is shook, but he can kiss him now, so eh
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Anyway, yeah. Just a chaotic mess of a story as wangxian would want 😌 I love them so much
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kiriel123 · 1 year
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Fic recs MDZS/The Untamed
The right words at the right time by justpeace
WLW Modern AU Kung! Fu! Lesbians! Wei Ying and Lan Zhan first met as teenagers and Lan Wangji fell unwillingly right into a crush. Years later she’s finally ready to do something* about it *Wei Ying
the accidental cross-country romance by yukla
Modern AU wwx and lwj get stuck at a truck stop when their bus forgets them. They travel together to catch up to the bus. So cute!
mountains, we met by fruitys
Historical AU Fusion with The Handmaiden wwx is sent to convince lwj to marry Meng Yao. But nothing is as it appears. This fic drove me insane with its layers upon layers. Mindtrip of epic proportions. 5 seconds after meeting each other both cons went out the window. The summary is "I'm here to help you" and it's 70k words of them helping and taking care of each other
when we end the war by spookykingdomstarlight
Scifi/Space AU lwj is a psychic who hasn’t touched anyone since he was three. The worldbuilding with security and android technology is fantastic, it’s an epic space opera
the place where you are by BlackWiresOnHerHead 
Space AU lwj and his team of interstellar supernova researchers become last minute passengers on The Suibian when their planned ship cancels on them. I love the ensemble cast and space adventures!
shot thru the heart by huxiyi
Modern AU wwx joins his new school’s archery club. Lwj is not here to enable wwx’s shenanigans but he is here to provide hands on training. So cute and funny!
to live for the hope of it all by mirrorofprinces
Modern AU exes wwx and lwj run into each other at a charity event. Lwj is not willing to let wwx go again. Some people you never get over
Dear Fellow Traveler by Netrixie
Alternate wwx travels the cultivation world. He runs into a Lan cultivator and they travel together, before parting. Wwx’s alive family decides to get these two back together :DD
An Endless Start by ilip13
Modern AU that really builds up the relationship between lwj and wwx from childhood on. Wangxian meet as kids and love each other and grow up and still love each other even as wwx ends up in an arranged marriage with someone else. They just love each other in all forms and all ways and this is about that slow realization
Facts and Feelings, or: Inquiry Season 1 by el_em_en_oh_pee
Modern with Magic AU Inquiry is the latest true crime podcast taking the airwaves by storm, with hgj investigating the Yiling Incident. Wwx may know a thing or two about it. The build up on this was so good
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hulijingemperor2 · 1 year
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Rusong: *walking down the street with his entourage*
However, right around the bend, there was a huge crowd around a stall.
Rong: Dianxia, was that stall always there?
Rusong: I don't think so.
A distant voice: SPICY FRIED RICE!!! Coming right up!!
Rusong: wait! That voice sounds familiar.
Rong: yea, sounds like your friend who made a hotpot in the Jacuzzi.
Jingyi: *serving food with a couple of workers* Welcome to Jingyi's spicy rice! May I take your order?!
Two bowls of eggplant rice!
Jingyi: that will be 20 taels!
I want your chili fried rice!
Jingyi: of course madam! And write your name on a piece of paper and place it in the jar!
Why?
Jingyi: its for a friend. Him and an eligible fox spirit can win a free dinner together!
I don't want to go on a blind date!
Jingyi: at least you'll get free food.
Another customer: can I have your spicy Phoenix rice!
Jingyi: sure you can. Do you want it with pork ribs?
Yea!
Jingyi: that will be 250 taels. We're highly gourmet!
Ohh waw!!!
Jingyi: I'm gonna make some Omu rice for you fox spirits!
I know you love Dongying, just like your emperor.
But I don't blame you. Your emperor is hot. I mean Dongying is hot. WOMEN from Dongying are hot, I meant.
Rusong: Jingyi?
Customers: greetings Dianxia.
Jingyi: *flipping an egg in a pan.* hey bro!! What's your order?
Are you fed up of palace food?
Rusong: what's this, jingyi? *laughing* you opened a food stall. And in Jingjing too!
Jingyi: yea and I'm planning on making it into a restaurant.
Rusong: oh my! I love it! And your food smell good.
Jingyi: thank you, luv!
Rusong: what inspired you?
Jingyi: got to pay bills.
Rusong: but cultivators don't have bills. And you live in the cloud recesses.
Jingyi: ok you got me. I keep spending my money on Hanguang Jun merch. And I need more money.
I....I think I have an addiction.
Rusong: ahahhaha.
Jingyi: I hate being broke, but I love buying HGJ merch.
Rusong: who makes and sells them though?
Jingyi: some people who live around Gusu.
Rusong: ah.
Now how did you manage to open a stall here without a permit or approval.
Jingyi: I just told them that I'm friends with the prince.
Rusong: oh gosh.
Jingyi: see how much privileges I get with you. Your cousin Jinling will say, I don't know him. Lol.
Then soften up, if he feels like it.
Rusong: Ling gege is so cute when he's grumpy like that.
Jingyi: yea fairy is cute.
Rusong: lol you two.
Jingyi: Rusong. Can you tell Yao huangdi to adopt me? I have been sending requests to him, but his staff reads it instead. One person sent back a letter saying, "Stop harassing Huangdi!" Which was very rude.
Like I always see Zewu Jun as a dad. Why can't I have a second one, who's a hulijing emperor.
Rusong: *cracking up* I'll talk to him about it! Lol, did you sign your name on one of your requests?
Jingyi: yea. I put Lan Jingyi of GusuLan.
I stated my address and everything.
Rusong: I think that was uncle Su who send that. He's very savage when it comes to lans.
Jingyi: why is this sour guy so rude!
Rusong: *glaring*
Jingyi: I'm sorry.
Rusong: so Zewu Jun is like a dad to you? *giggle* I thought it was Hanguang Jun.
Jingyi: no Hanguang Jun is my God.
Rusong: makes sense.
Jingyi: I'm fed up of that cranky Lan Qiren and his long lectures! I want a relaxed life! Without punishment and class, and bland food!
I want to be a prince too!! But I still want to be an adventurous cultivator!
Rusong: don't worry, Jingyi! I'll talk to A-Die ok.
Jingyi: you're the best!
Jingyi: just imagine, the both of us living the life. Being the hottest and most powerful people in the Jianghu because of Huangdi diedie.
We'll be a team!
Rusong: yes!! I would love that, to be honest.
Jingyi: we'll both be mischievous. Yet we'll be opposites. You will keep things in order while I destroy!! As well as party with rich hulijing ladies, and gents too. I don't discriminate.
Rusong: *laughing*
Jingyi: I'll support you with everything! Gusu has the twin Jades. And the Huyao empire will have the Twin Foxes, even though I'm not a hulijing.
But I once cosplayed one, so that kinda counts.
Rusong: haha. Jingyi you're so fun.
~~~
Jing Manor 📍.
Yao: team dimple. I'm planning on giving Huan his own staff of attendants.
Su she: isn't he lazy enough.
Mo xuanyu: why Yao gege.
Xue yang: aren't you afraid that they die of boredom.
Su she: lol they would.
Yao: oh guys, I want to give it a try. As he's Lan guifei.
Xue yang: more like Lan gui gay.
Mo xuanyu: I'm offended. But it's Lan lips, so it's ok.
Yao: *laughing* anyways! I'm feeling rather generous. Do you guys want personal attendants too?
Xue yang: never! they're annoying af. I rather do things myself.
Mo xuanyu: we're good Yao gege.
Su she: we're your henchmen. And personally I don't want anything more.
Xue yang: ....than being a simp.
Mo xuanyu: we choose simp life.
Yao: ok ok. As you wish.
Now, with a further adieu.
*claps twice* time to fulfill my duties as a hubby.
Attendants Yuyan and Yanyu enters.
Both: *bows* Huangdi.
Xue yang: Jiggy, you're such a diva.
Mo xuanyu: but a very hot diva.
Yao: *smile*
Yanyu, Yuyan, you are assigned to assist Zewu Jun.
Both: will do, Huangdi.
Yao: please, make sure that he's comfortable.
Yanyu: certainly.
Mo xuanyu: if Lan lips stresses you out, feel free to file a complaint to team dimple.
Su she: we're Team Dimple by the way.
Yanyu: *laughing* sure, officials.
~~~~~
Huan Hall📍
Xichen: *meditating in his room*
Yanyu: greetings, your Excellency.
Xichen: *opens eyes* oh hey.
Do you need any help with anything?
Yuyan: actually we're here to assist you.
Xichen: ohhh.
Let me guess, your Huangdi sent you.
Yunyu: yes. He ordered us to assist you.
Xichen: *nods with a smile* oh A-Yao.
Even though I don't need attendants, I can't refuse my A-Yao.
Xichen: sure you can be my attendants, but please don't be formal with me.
Yuyan: yes your Excellency.
Xichen: oh my.
I said that you don't need to be formal.
Yanyu: shall we call you Lan gui fei instead?
Xichen: ok sure. I love that one.
Yanyu: Lan gui fei it is!!!
Xichen: yea!! *goes to make tea*
Both: standing in a corner, waiting for him.
Xichen: *looks over at them* um.....
Yanyu: oh, we forgot to tell you that we brought some food for you. Lan style.
Yuyan: *claps twice, then some other attendants came with food*
Xichen: thank you so much. But Lan style?
Yuyan: why are you disappointed? Was it appropriate?
Xichen: yea it's fine, but it's just that I got accustomed to Yunping style and Jingjing style food.
Yuyan: ohhhhh.
We'll note that down.
Yanyu: we'll make over your meal.
And in accordance to Huangdi's customs, we'll donate these Lan delicacies to someone in need.
Xichen: awwww. That's what A-Yao does?? So sweet.
Yanyu: yes. Food isn't wasted in Jing Manor. As it's given to people who need it most.
Every district owned by huangdi had adapted this and ended hunger problems within the empire.
Xichen: excellent strategy
A-Yao is so talented.
(After having lunch)
Yuyan: anything else you want us to do, your Excellency? I mean Lan gui fei..
Xichen: not right now. But I would like some company.
Yuyan: sure. We're here.
Xichen: great. How about I tell you about the lan rules and customs.
Yanyu: sounds interesting, Lan gui fei.
Xichen: ehem. Rule number one.........
A few hours after~
Yao: *strolling with team D*
Mo xuanyu: *shelters him with an umbrella while Su she carried some water~ as it's a hot day.
Xue yang: *chewing on candy*
Yanyu and Yuyan: *running towards them, while crying* Huangdi!!
Yuyan: save us, Huangdi!
Yao: what happened?
Yuyan: Lan gui fei started reciting Lan rules to us!!! It was so boring and terrifying!
Yanyu: we tried to stay awake! But couldn't!
At least he wasn't disappointed that we fell asleep.
Yuyan: *crying* why are there so much Lan rules, Huangdi!!!!
Both: save us from these atrocities Huangdi!
Mo xuanyu: I thought that we were dramatic.
Yao: guys, relax. Haha, Huangdi is here.
I'll talk to him ok
Yuyan: but what if he recites it to you! Huangdi, it's a crime for you to be bored.
Su she: guys, that's how the Lans are. Plain, boring, and love to force their customs and rules on others.
Yao: *laughing* A-Huan is also interesting when you get to know him.
Mo xuanyu: he's not Yao gege so I'm not interested.
Yanyu: yea, we also love Huangdi.
Yao: love you too, my hulijing attendants.
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dirtywellyboot · 2 years
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gangs all here 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 so glad i got almost all of them! and i love that a-yuan has at least one figurine—best boy 😇 thank you @shandian-go ! and thanks for making hgj and yllz available together!
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finngualart · 2 years
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working on this painting keeps making my pc crash bc it’s so spicy i think
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the-evil-pizza · 3 years
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dps queue time truly is The Worst, I have so much time in between it popping I think i may just up and catch up on some kamen rider while I wait 
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