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lubotomies · 1 year

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hip new saturday morning cartoon

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew edd #ew tom #ew matt #menswear5 #HIRE ME!

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strawberrychapstick14 · 1 year

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there should be at least one episode of what we do in the shadows about a staten island cop who’s trying to solve the mystery of where all these missing bodies are going and keeps hitting dead end because of hypnosis and vampires being invisible on security cameras and give up but then they go on a blind date with guillermo

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #hire me!

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widgenstain · 23 days

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Did I order another one, even though I haven't had dinner yet and they're STRONG AF? Yes, but aside from it being Andrew Scott is a fantastic villain Day, I also had a bit of a rollercoaster going on, where I went from "fuck, I can't afford a new phone" to "the two most important publishing houses in my field of work are currently duking it out for the privilege of publishing stuff I wrote" (not because of me, I write in the name of the devil, but who cares about details?).

#and yes #the no money and the privilege can happen simultaneously #brave new world #ripley #ripley netflix #netflix #hire me!

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sourpatchsquids · 6 months

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Fuck it, big post time. I'm Aster! I'm a composer and love writing music! Thanks to a wonderful piece of advice I got from a musician I respect a whole lot (The one and only Beatrix Quinn), I'm in the mood to create and improve as an artist. Here's a sampling of stuff I've made over the past few years that I feel comfy sharing. In the event you happen to want something written for a project you're working on and you like what you hear, well golly gee I think I might be your girl! DMs are open and don't be afraid to ask! It is literally my dream to get paid to write music!

#my music #i want to write!!!!!!!#hire me!

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groovinbilly · 2 years

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Billy walking like the badass he is while the intro of ‘alien nation’ blasts through all the upside-down, armed and ready to slay some demoshits. The fuckers won’t know what hit them.

The camera pans to Steve laying half-death, watching in awe as a bloodied Billy marches towards him.

“Am I dreaming or is that you Harrington?”

#billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #hire me!#id make billy the star of the show #like he deserves #im obsessed with billy slaying in the upside down #we know that he is child of the fire #stranger things s4 #what u didnt see #my post

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fagpuppy · 7 months

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they should make existing unobtrusively in someone's house and having big wet sad eyes and being kissed on the forehead about it a job or something. i'd do real good at it

#hire me!#dog barks

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uncanny-tranny · 7 months

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The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:

#disability #disability advocacy #described images #image description in alt #ableism #ableism tw #my full-time job is my disability and you're lucky that i am still 'productive' as-is #your boss doesn't care that you think you're superior for being hired by them. they're still going to treat you like profit machines #it astounds me how people will capitulate for oppression because they place their intrinsic value in their ability to be at the top...#...or at least 'at the top' compared to others. it's the same impulse that makes people think their cisgender status makes them superior...#...you are placing your worth into systems which not only oppress others but offer you no true sense of worth...#...ESPECIALLY if you're also being exploited (even if just a bit)...#...you have a job sure but... do you actually get treated like a human being? are you actually paid? are you actually safe?...#...if the answer to any of those questions and more is 'no' then why do you place your value in capitalistic production. genuinely.#and why would you DEMAND disabled people to have the same exploitation you experience. why do you DEMAND productivity if you are proletaria #yes being a leftist and anticapitalist are linked but. some people still internalize capitalism without questioning it #being a leftist is about challenging that rather than assuming you're correct i think #also scientists were very silly when describing time that's like. less than a millisecond i think

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mintbees · 7 days

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One thing that keeps confusing me is that they claim ghost files costs several hundreds of thousands of dollars per season. I’ve tried to wrap my head around this ever since the announcement because flying a crew of 6 or so people out for two days and renting out the location COULD NOT be costing that much unless they’re either lying or blowing money on first class flights and expensive food/accommodations and even THEN do I not see them breaking 100k on a single episode. Dear lord hire an accountant I’m half convinced someone’s laundering money

#EDIT i said per ep in the og post but it was actually per season #watcher #AND they hire additional local crew for???? reasons unknown to me #are they buying their whole recording setup again every time they fly??? do they each get seperate rooms???#are they eating fucking caviar every meal like girl WHAT is that money being spent on #hire an accountant please this money is not being managed

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assiraphales · 5 months

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tumblr has the opportunity to do something EXTREMELY funny this summer

#tumblr ceo who just cut down on 149 staff; hire me I’ll make this happen #lmaoooo #TEN YEAR CELEBRATION!!

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animatedtext · 2 months

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#image #gif #animatedtext #wordart #turns out i wasn’t a personality hire and they actually expect me to work

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welcometogrouchland · 1 month

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[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

#dc comics #dc #damian wayne #dick grayson #talia al ghul #batfamily #dc robin #nightwing #anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther #like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it #they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc #but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself #anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did #it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios #also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul #you will always be famous to me #son of the demon origin...bwahhh #anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic #but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up #so go look at that as well #anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy #i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!)#so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!)#when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself #it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on #I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue #i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :]#idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups #so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat #(it's me they should hire me. please DC i have ideas listen to my red hood pitch PLEASE-)

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buggaboodles · 1 year

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i made a poster for my mom's upcoming show! she sent out a digital version to friends and hung up flyers of this around the town :3 it could have been better but i was only given a day and my hand is busted. that's her band name up top :3