#hoe bean...

[gaemms-chamois]

a scoop of Hoederer

#“i do remember thanking you when you scooped me up and gave me back my sword” #arknights #arknights hoederer #hoederer #feat manfred hand #i had this in my mind since november i've Finally drawn it out #i cant fucking get over 'scooped me up' #gaemms art #hoe bean...

[kellyscowboy]

“david is such a sweetheart” “davey is adorable” david middle name jacobs is a snarky bitch and probably side eyes everyone that he comes in contact with

#i still love him #i just think its funny that so much of the fandom views him as #a sweet little baby #he's a sarcastic hoe fr #that man eats sass with his beans and toast #newsies #livesies #david jacobs #'92sies #1992sies #newsies live #davey jacobs #david newsies #˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ newsies // random ❥

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

I feel like Frank is due for a comeback of some kind. I havent seen him on my dash in ages.

#frank adler #gifted #look at this sweet bean #boston hottie simmering in florida #chris evans hoes

[yaz-the-spaz]

everybody's talking about Liam's pink bear hat but nobody's talking about the fact that the bear is literally ass up

#like y'all. Y'ALL. #it's literally head down ass up looking back at you like ??¿¿ #how is nobody else noticing/talking about this but me i am confusion #👁️👄👁️ #ziam #liam #bears #pink bear hat #gay shit #shady bean #i love my shady boys #if this ain't the gayest shit I've seen all year #(she says literally 1 month into the year lol...but y'know gotta leave room for gay jesus and his disciples aka these extra ass hoes #with their extra gay selves)

[pollenallergie]

ok ok okayyyy one last thot before i go to sleep…

i wanna turn billy knight into my househusband <3

sweet lil domestic man with his many talents <3

he was born to be a stay-at-home dad. i would make that happen for him. <3

#successful lil baby bean would run his etsy shop on the side to help give our household a second income #he’d sell lovely knitted goods like little stuffed animals and blankets and hats and gloves and jumpers #or maybe he’d sell prints of his artwork #or maybe both #he’d be a big hit with the mentally ill gen z sapphics and middle aged moms alike #his knitted goods and art prints would bring all the etsy hoes to the yard #billy knight strike #billy knight #ahhh domestic bliss with sir billygoat #billy knight x reader

[navybrat817]

I’m really looking forward to the Mr Bean fic i requested - I assume it’ll be Day 12? Give the people what they want

Bahaha. 😂 That's exactly what you lovelies want, isn't it? 😉

Love and thanks! ❤️

#navybrat answers #funny ask #mr. bean #bahaha #give the lovelies what they want #sweetkingdomstarlight blog #my hoe partner #sending love ❤️ #asks are always appreciated

[rafesthroatbaby]

Sending some hugs and some love cause you're always suchhhh a sweetheart 💕 nighty night I wish you some naughty rafe dreams 🌝

my girl !!! Sending you so much love back 🫶 thx babes for always coming trough 🥰 damn, wishing you them as well 👅

#my hoes #bean-is-reading #🫶🫶🫶

[beanniiee]

joseph quinn referring to himself as gaten matarazzo’s “side joe” and “joe on the side” because of joe keery and gaten’s friendship is hilarious to me

#get it..like side hoe.. #this man is so funny #bean talks #joseph quinn #stranger things

[roguelov]

I read your birthmark fic and the absolute best thing about that is on my left leg I have a birthmark the size of a dollar coin and it's the shape of a spiderweb

Seriously?!? THATS SO COOL!!! Spiderweb shaped? Ooo Miguel would love that 🤭

#this is for all my hoes with birthmarks #grean-bean-pod #ask

[ladydragonkiller]

Why is it so much fun to throw something into the air and catch it

what evolutionary purpose does this serve

#things I have tossed in the air recently: #a lemon #my phone (only by a few inches) #an apple #a whole squash #AirPods case #wool #kitchen towel #can of black beans #hoe (also only by a few inches) #and more!

[jaymarigold]

I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A SHARED CHARACTER WITH MY FRIEND WHAT IS THIS

#SCREAMING WHY IS IT SO HAUNTED #baked bean ass hoe

[platformcowboyboots]

hoes hate me for my resting bitch face on the road

#bean #i say hoes but really its my family #overstimulated but soon i can be in a cafe headphones on no cares

[anonymityisfunwriter]

Close To You

Pairing - Grumpy!Bucky Barnes x Sunshine!Reader Summary - Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? And why do stars fall out from the sky every time you walk by? Turns out, it's the same reason that Bucky is so grumpy, they long to be close to you.

You can't ignore the dramatic pout on his face anymore than you can ignore him. You look up from your book with furrowed eyebrows and a mostly playful sigh. "Why are you pouting?"

He twists a stand of your hair between his fingers. "You're not close enough."

You're not quite curled into his side anymore, but leaning against his vibranium arm with a pillow cushioning the unyielding metal arm. Though you wanted to be closer to him, after some time, the metal can get just a tad uncomfortable. "I can't be any closer to you."

"Well, I don't accept that." He doesn't like that. Not in the slightest. And it's in his state of touch starved desperation, he gets an idea. "Can you just sit up for a second?"

You oblige, quirking an eyebrow at him, "What are you doing?"

"Getting closer to you."

You don't really know what he means until you hear a metallic clink against the coffee table. You look beside you to see his arm, now removed and giving you space to be closer to him. Instead of saying anything, you just smile at his silly, if not entirely endearing antics, as you scoot closer to him. "Better?"

He nods with a content smile and continues to play with your hair, "Much better."

AnonymityIsFun Masterlist Grumpy Sunshine Series

As always, let me know what you think! Reblogs and comments are always appreciated! 💛

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#anonymityisfunwriter #anonymityisfun #grumpy x sunshine #grumpy sunshine trope #bucky barnes x you #bucky x female reader #bucky barnes #reader insert #bucky fic #x reader #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #james bucky barnes #bucky angst #james buchanan barnes #bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes fluff #bucky barnes angst #marvel fanfiction #bucky fluff #bucky fanfic #bucky barnes x female reader #bucky barnes au #bucky x you #bucky barnes one shot #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes x fem!reader #bucky barnes x f!reader #bucky barnes fic

[didihendriks1985]

Hoe worden jelly beans een van de meest populaire snoep ter wereld gemaakt?

Hoe worden jelly beans een van de meest populaire snoep ter wereld gemaakt?

Hoe worden jelly beans een van de meest populaire snoep ter wereld gemaakt?   Na het bekijken van deze zeer verontrustende en schokkende video van 2 minuten, wil je nooit meer jelly beans eten. Als je van jelly beans houdt, een van de meest populaire jelly beans ter wereld, weet je misschien dat je favoriete snoepjes gelatine bevatten. U weet misschien ook dat gelatine – het doorschijnende,…

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#Hoe worden jelly beans een van de meest populaire snoep ter wereld gemaakt #jelly beans

[hoesformatt]

PASS THE BLUNT

Chris smut, ykwtfgo, the freaks know

dom!chris (all my writing is all inclusive unlike some of y’all hoes and is poc friendly)

contains: smoking weed (I’M ON THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL), pet names (use of mama, baby), hand-jobs, blow-jobs, heavy petting, no use of y/n

word count: 1.1k

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Contemplating on the bean bag in room, my eyes wandering around my room, the tin of kush on my bedside table glaring at me. I gave in grabbing it marching down the stairs.

“What’s good” Chris sat on the kitchen stool glancing up at me then looking back at his phone which was propped up on a water bottle.

“Hey” He said dryly

“Hello, what are doing” I waved my hands around seeking for his attention. “I’m on live” He looked straight at me smiling with a ‘Don’t say anything smart’ face.

I nodded then opening the fridge and searching for water as I took one popping the cap off the bottle.

Taking out the tin and my phone out my pants turning it off. “What are you turning your phone off for?” He asked

I hand signalled paper putting it on the table, crushing up weed, placing it on the ‘air’ paper, rolling it up, licking it and smoking it. He got the idea pretty quickly gazing towards his phone contemplating if he was going to come out and smoke with me or keep being on live.

I stood there and waited but I just rolled my eyes took my shit and walked to backyard. I slid open the back door to sit on the patio furniture.

Opening my tin, it already had my blunt I rolled up earlier and I grasped on the lighter igniting it and placing the fire on the end of my blunt.

Setting in it my mouth breathing in taking a puff, releasing the smoke almost instantly calming me down. “Pass the blunt”

Chris pulled out one of the chairs next to me sitting down manspreading before stealing the joint from my hand. He was making me so fucking horny and I wasn’t even that high yet, I just want to kneel in-between his thighs and suck him off.

I watched him drag the blunt and hold the smoke in his chest then throwing his head back then exhaling slowly.

Chris’ adams apple bobbed out as he opened his eye to look up at the night sky the stars within his gaze. The starry night gave us a chance to adore the world around, At this point we don’t even know how many hits we’ve taken, half of the joint is blown but I’m just happy and high. And horny.

Almost the whole thing was down and I placed the weed back in my tin before I closed it and glanced over at Chris who was already creating a hole through my head.

“Are you thinking, what i’m thinking?” His speech was almost perfect it was just the redness of his eyes that threw me off. “No what are you thinking” I giggled.

“I think we need to fuck” I stopped giggling when I saw his face which was dead serious. And dead hot, like what the fuck, I got nothing let to lose and this high bout to make this spicer than it can already get. Just him saying that made me notice the way brown hair fell on his face, his pink lips that could match the color of his tip, perfect straight nose, very rideable.

I walked around to sit on his lap, eyes locking in with each other. “Grind.”

I did what he asked grinding on his clothed dick with my wet cunt. Chris groaned loudly holding his hands on my waist guiding me to press down harder on his bulge.

Moving my hips up and down Chris would buck up his hips once and a while for extra stimulation and his moans got louder. “Get on your knees” I followed his lead pulling down his sweatpants along with his boxers revealing his length making me gasp at his size.

I began on the end of his length, slowly kitty-licking Chris’ pre-cum leaking out his slit which I rubbed all around his shaft for lubricant. I kissed his pulsing tip as he became impatient with me.

I fully put his cock in my mouth bobbing my head at a fast pace, gaping up at his face his lips parted, moans and whimpers stemming from his mouth. “Oh fuck mama”.

Chris pushed my head farther down fronting his balls, his tip hitting the back of my throat and my moans sending vibrations through his dick. He twisted the blunt in-between his long fingers before I heard the joint burn and crackle before he placed it back on the ashtray. Chris was still gripping my dark curls as I fought the urge to gag as I was being distracted by how heavenly he looked, my panties were soaking with wetness.

The squirming and his cries told me that was ready to cum, I felt his legs shaking around my head until Chris pushed my head down completely his length choking me out till thick liquids streamed into my mouth.

Chris lifted me up, gripping my neck then my waist to place me on his lap, sitting on his hard raw dick under my clothed cunt. I turned for my back to face him and his hands snaked up, unclipping my bra and throwing it onto the chair I was on.

I held his cock in my hand positioning it to my warm and wet pussy slowly lowering myself onto him, my mouth refused to stay closed as I huffed. “Chris y-you’re so f-f-fucking b-big”

He smirked at me before I completely nuzzled around his cock and Chris wrapped his arms waist helping me shift up and down. “Fuck mama you’re so fucking w-warm and tight”.

Bouncing on his dick I was reckless, I’ve never experienced so much pleasure in my life, feeling his length abuse my cunt as he thrusted his hips going deeper into me. “S-Shit, Chris!” He quickened his pace surprising me, as a high flushed through my body.

Moving on my own Chris laid back on the chair just staring at me bouncing on his cock, mostly watching my ass recoil with every motion I did. He snook his hands into my shirt holding my tits, “Come on mama, work that shit” He placed the blunt to my lips as I dragged it and slowed my movement until Chris yanked on my curls, my head pulling back.

My stomach tied up as I reached my orgasm and my breaths got heavier “You’re gonna cum baby?” I nodded profusely “Cum all over my cock baby, cum for me.” With his go I came with ease making a mess all over him. Letting go, I let my body fall back as he pulled through his last thrusts into me and before pulling out and cumming all over my back and his stomach.

“Shit, you gonna clean me up?”

this took longer to write than I thought…

tags:@chrisenthusiast , @miguelsangel , @lunariaxzz , @angelic-sturniolos111 ,@littlebookworm803 , @79sturniolo , @alinaa131 , @luv4kozume

#chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo smut #christopher sturniolo #chris sturniolo x reader #sturniolo triplets #smut #fan fiction #fics #fan fic #nick sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut #matt sturniolo #hoesformatt #riyahspeaks

[rafesthroatbaby]

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#my hoes #bean is reading