#hope y'all are enjoying my shitposts

[mypokemonranch]

me when I get the shiny charm

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarvi #pokémon #shiny hunting #shiny pokemon #arthur #i was just watching this episode and i thought this scene would be perfect for a shitpost #i hope y'all enjoy my meme

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

/ suggestive humor under the cut --- Morty and Whitney as besties

thrilled to announce this as my official first drawing for the new year /lh (directly based on this)

#gym leader morty #morty pokemon #gym leader whitney #whitney pokemon #pokemon #pokemon hgss #pokemon gsc #pokemon heartgold soulsilver #happy new year y'all take this shitpost to celebrateSJDHANSKSDNFS 🎇🎇🎇✨✨✨ #Whitney's become an unexpected fave of mine since falling into my johto brainrot months ago #and I just love drawing her dynamic as a bestie to Morty and the other early gym leaders in the league #even through dumb shit like this AKJSHDAHSND #the Morty/Whitney platonic duo is the mlm/wlw solidarity we need do y'all see the vision #on another note though I hope y'all were able to enjoy the holidays from these past few days 💖💕 #the previous year has been Absolutely Horrific but being more active here and hence more honest to myself has been a huge positive amidst i #for this new year I wanna try harder to give myself chances to relax! and do things that make me happy!!! and not be afraid to be myself!!! #may we all look forward to the rest of this new year with hope and strength for one another ❤️✨ #definitely not the right post to be rambling about this sorta stuff but oh wellSDHFJSNDFKSND 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[jwbstuhr]

just misspelled "curious" as "querious" and honestly i'm so right for that

i AM full of queries. i am SO querious

#i love words #not really sure how to tag this #but i hope y'all enjoy this high quality shitpost out of my brain on 4 hours of sleep at 8 am #katherine txt 8008

[gr1m330]

boop

boop again so i can post this. i forgot how this site works

i just wanna rant in tags gad dammit

#ayo im not dead #been hella busy lately #kinda lost interest in a lot of the things i used to enjoy for a bit #more shitposts to come tho! #and theories #and zelthur ;) #either way im def more active on twitter lel #new chapter of 4kota was hella interesting in the chaos arthur lore #possibly hinting at chaos taking over arthur and thats why he's weird? #im still death gripping onto my chaos was split between power and reincarnating soul theory #kinda wanna write more about that #who knows #anyway HI #HOPE Y'ALL ARE DOING WELL

[cryngeisdead]

Finally posting my comic, Iosis, that I did for a collab zine about the undead. This year's been a struggle for me (and a lotta folks) re:gender shit in the states and I've been less than chill about it, so I decided to channel that into a comic about queer vampires.

One thing that may not be clear from my net presence is I've got the subtlety of a brick (insert Garth Marenghi shitpost here) but I'm really proud of how this turned out & I hope y'all enjoy it! Cheers to my beloved @bfleuter for tackling the shading on this one! <3

#comics #my art #crynge art #vampires #queer shit #gender feels #I just wanna wear a funny mustache you chuckle fucks #a toast to the catharsis of killing god

[snow-lavender]

now that we're a week out from the finale, i'm feeling settled enough to make my sappy post. TL;DR is: fable has been incredibly important to me, and i think it's a story that's important to have out there. to the community and cast, you've made something beautiful and helped me more than you could know.

so here we go-

i started watching fable in the summer of 2022, to kill time in between summer courses (and thank fuck for that, cause my brain desperately needed to have some fun after 5 hours a day of doing psych stats by hand.) i was originally pulled in by vo'lete, as dissecting a conlang is really fun to me. it became basically the only media i consumed, as 2022/2023 was the fourth year of my BA and i was crazy busy. and then the characters pulled me in further with their earnestness and their devotion to redemption and compassion.

i think one of the theses of fable is "people always deserve happiness. doing awful things doesn't erase your ability to change." and i think the simplicity and love of that take hit really close to home. in the era of modern fandom where bad actors try to make everything black and white, it's an important point to make.

i started making shitposts on tumblr, started enaging with stories from an analysis standpoint again, and found a lot of joy in the community here. i don't have the words for what that means to me, so i'll just default to you guys are great <3

then mid-august happened

those of you who frequent rin's streams might have caught bits and pieces of this, but basically, i had a fall and my knee became royally fucked beyond belief. it can only be fixed with a surgery that's not very common. the pain was (and still is) debilitating to the point that i had to drop out of my second degree, and couldn't walk more than like, a block every few days. my life, my dreams, my future all got put on hold. i was in a new city with no supports, no friends, and no way to leave my apartment. fable went from the only media i consumed to the only thing i did, period.

the fandom became the only people i talked to regularly, other than my family, as online relationships were the only ones possible to maintain. in fableblr and in rin's chat i've found people who i really click with, people whose company i enjoy and who enjoy mine. when i was lying in bed, feeling so alone and less than human, having people on the internet go "i know who you are and you are making an impact," quite frankly, kept me sane. i know i don't talk to people super often, but know that seeing you in my notifs brings me so much joy, and i'd love to talk to you more.

to assuage any worries- i'm doing a bit better now. i've moved back in with my parents so i have human contact and people who can make up for the things i can't do. i have a new doctor who is taking the severity of my condition very seriously and is fighting to get me treated asap. i'll be okay.

so yeah. fable has been super important to me, and will remain so! for me it's a story with so much joy and deep feelings and rediscovery of passions and just. fun. it's been so much fun. and i'm not letting go of that fun any time soon. i'm gonna keep making and watching and enjoying.

to sage, corn, and cob- you guys are great, i cherish every time we get to talk. i hope that it's okay that i count you among my friends

to my other mutuals and people who are here frequently- recognizing you in my notes is such a joy and i hope to get to know you better. y'all are cool and i'm glad you think i'm funny

to rin- thank you for nurturing your little community and creating a space where i have so much fun. also thank you for putting up with my constant setting off of automod

to beck- thank you for making a story that explores sisterhood in all its ugliness and beauty, that shows how even families full of love can fuck up, that holds space for loneliness and loss and joy and fear and new beginnings

to the rest of the cast- thank you for making a story with so many varied and yet connected points, characters and world. with so much love in it. you've truly done something special here and its impact will not be forgotten

to all of you- thank you for knowing my name. thank you for breathing life and joy into these stories. i can't wait to see what else we make. <3

#fable smp #just a heads up this does get into slightly venty territory so. yeah.

[thempregchronicles]

I know ur blog is inactive but I think about y'all often and still makes me laugh so I hope whatever you're doing now you're doing well!! ✌️

(If you must know, I'm doing well. I'm living my best life and have a beautiful black king of a boyfriend who graduated med school last year. We will be two years together in March and we talk about our future together often. I've finished my undergrad degree, have a good job preparing college students to study abroad, and my man and I plan to start a family of our own in the next couple of years.

Do not think of me as a zadr legend, think of me as a random girl who just enjoyed shitposting. My life while using this platform wasn't the happiest, but I always enjoyed making art and joking around with the invader Zim fandom on the internet. It was a good run while it lasted. Thank you all.)

[nonsensical-pixels]

COCONUT GRASS: A COUPLE OF UNISEX SEPARATES FROM TS4 ISLAND LIVING, CONVERTED TO THE SIMS 2 [download - 🥥🦗]

have you ever wanted to put your male sims in a coconut bra, but couldn't? @oceansmotion sure wanted to, but the game sadly wouldn't let her throw a coconut bra on her beloved sim ocean grisly. a tragedy, right? well, fast forward... a whole year? and here we are! with the most random download you'll come across on my blog!

idk why this was the first cc project i picked up when my arm got better but it is what it is

the actual coconut bra was requested by @oceansmotion, and then @shibarulata suggested that the skirt would pair well with it too. and it really does, imho! 🥰

these are the ep07 coconut bra and ep07 skirt grass that came with ts4 island living, converted to the sims 2! they are separates, so you can mix & match them with other outfits 🎊 they're not particularly versatile obviously, but i did have a lot of fun making them and i can see a lot of potential for their use!

credits go to ea/maxis for the original ts4 meshes & textures, and to @skittlessims for teaching me how to convert clothing and fix the bugs that i encountered while doing so!

note: if you downloaded these on the simscord previously (est. 04.02.2023) please delete the meshes for the coconut bra and replace them with the new ones! the originals are fine, but they won't fit well with the new skirt!

keep reading for more info, rambles, and preview pics!

important info

4t2 EP07 Coconut Bra

- yu-au only - 2306 polys - categorised as everyday, formal, swimwear, sleepwear, and underwear - comes in 9 swatches - has all morphs - it's a coconut bra for men. it likely won't quite 'fit' as well on male frames. idk the only alternative was to flatten it and that. wouldn't make it a bra.

4t2 EP07 Skirt Grass

- yu-au only - 2363 polys - categorised as everyday, formal, swimwear, sleepwear, and underwear - comes in 12 swatches - has all morphs - paired with a recolor of 4t2 ep07 sandals tie. converted by me 👡 - might have some clipping while walking?

huh... that was a long one! i hope y'all enjoy this incredibly high-effort shitpost and find some use for these items 💝 if there are any issues, don't be afraid to contact me! my askbox is always open! (anon off)

to celebrate the end of my mid-year exams. have a guinea pig--

o-oh wait there's 4 of them sorry. at least i finally paid my taxes 🍀🐗

have a lovely day simming, enjoy the random guinea pig tax, and as always, keep in mind,

cheers ~ 🥂

#sims 2 download #s2cc #sims 2 #4t2 #4t2 cas #4t2 conversion #4t2 clothes #sims 2 requests

[quotidian-oblivion]

✨Out of context lines shitpost Pt. 3✨

Part 1 | Part 2

Quo: Do you want to put the sparkles in the title like we did in- Nogolsta: Of course. We're not savages.

@mispeltnostalgia and Quo bring forth more shit.

Hello, y'all enjoy the chaos cause i know i do :) -Nogolsta

The batfam but as things we said in public and in class:

Tim: I cleaned my floor, I washed the dishes, I did my h.w, I was productive.

Jason: Damn. The motivation demon possessed you.

Tim: Yeah it did!

Jason: Meanwhile… meanwhile…

Tim: What did you do?

Jason: *softy* torture

Tim: I love that

*high five*

~

Dick: *Starts sinking in his chair sliding under the table*

Also Dick: *Struggles to get up. Almost dies*

~

Steph: look if it's wrong you can blame me. I’ll even give you a crochet hook to stab me

Jason: I’d rather kill you with words

Steph: So I'd get on OC and you would brutally murder them?

Jason: Well, I do have an OC called Steph. Well its Christopher but I can shorten it

Bruce: What are you talking about?

Jason: Murder.

Steph: Specifically mine.

~

Special extracts from Tim’s essay about funeral rites in Egypt:

(Please note these are some extracts from Nogolsta’s essay outline. We don’t question it.)

The brain getting removed via nose with a crochet hook and the rest of the brain goop getting washed out with 💉drugs💉.

The flank (above the hips and below the booby area) is then cut open to scoop out the entire abdomen.

The cavity is then washed with palm wine and then with a ✨spicy blend✨.

Then it's filled with nice smelling things: pure myrrh(dur), cassia (another variation of cinnamon) but no frankincense (they don’t want the dead waking up now do they? Or else it’s gonna cause another Jason Todd). Then they sew the body up.

Body is chucked in natron (godly salt) for 70 days. No longer, no shorter (just like Dick) (Or Damian).

After this, the body is washed and wrapped in linen for that mummy look we all know and love.

Middle class funerals got less care (shockingly).

The body is injected with cedar oil through the butthole and is then plugged up like the hair in the sink.

(Note: Bruce got a call from the teacher about Tim being submitted to counseling.)

~

Dick: *walking backwards* I will make you hydrate

Tim: No you won’t 

Dick: you don’t have a choi- *walks into bookshelf and knocks books off*

~

Babs: and we could just sit and read fanfiction. I’m open to any Fandom as long as no romance or smut. I’m not comfortable with that. But I'm open to anything else. Especially ✨torture✨

~

Damian: Did you burn the paper I told you to burn?

Steph: Yeah!

Damian: Do you still have the ashes?

Steph: What? No, I burnt it in the fireplace, I’m not scooping it out.

Damian: *sigh* a pity. I was hoping to put it in a jar and look at it every day, reminding me of my dreams.

~

Wally: Oh no! We haven't been unpredictable enough today! Quick! Say something shitty!

Dick: I didn't bring a sandwich because we ran out of bread at home so Alfred made me a salad but I don't want a salad, I want a ham, cheese and tomato toastie. I mean, I love a salad, but I want a toastie *starts sobbing*

Wally:

Wally: I have regrets.

~

Jason: JANDBHWISHEVWBAKKXNFBFJEJDHRUWIQPD DNDBDHUS RBSKWDIHRVE SNAOSUEB

Bruce: *crying* Please- I will get down on my knees. Please stop.

Jason: NNJsjeuewjjJQJS EBSIWOSUEHEHBWBD RJE sndjjdidiwiwje

Jason: You have to say the ones not in all-caps quieter.

Jason: jwjduruwhsbdjriwi aanwjeiisjd NSNWOWORIRBEBSJA

~

Jason:*whispers* i have a torture idea

Dick: *facepalms in disappointment*

~

Dick: Our father has become a pigeon!

Jason: What?

Dick: *swivels phone to show a snap from Tim of Bruce with a pigeon filter on*

~

4 yo Damian: *grabs onto someone's leg in a crowd*

Jason: "raises the foot holding Damian with disgust* what the fuck are you?

4 yo Damian: you're not my father

Jason: I sure hope not. I haven't got any fuckers like you running around.

4 yo Damian: If you were my dad, I’d be sad.

Jason: Let’s find your dad you little shit.

Note: Nogolsta as a child was precious and savage at the same time 

Part 4

#dick grayson #tim drake #bruce wayne #jason todd #dc #robin #damian wayne #batfam #batman #nogolsta says hi #barbara gordon #quotidian writes #quotidian convos #batfam incorrect quotes #out of context #wally west #alfred pennyworth #stephanie brown #incorrect quotes #high schoolers #shitpost #quotidian loves shitposting

[diot05]

Ok so i've seen a lotta people argue about whether or not Furina is the Hydro Archon, but what if (and bear with me here) she is ONE Hydro Archon. Like one of the currently standing Lords of Hydro.

Alright hear me out, Arlecchino mentions how Furina is under some kind of a curse, girl doesn't even have a gnosis, her playable self wields a vision and it doesn't seem to be a disguise like the tone deaf bard or geo daddy, so how does anyone believe she's a god?! Well below will be what i think is the power dynamic of the 4 (3.5 actually since one is a machine)

Furina. She is the one most would think of when 'Hydro Archon' pops up in their head, she holds the TITLE of Lord of Hydro, as well as the physical form since she shares the most physical traits with the other Archons (glowing hair and the like), and is thus responsible for representing Fontaine (people call her a mascot for a reason y'all).

Neuvillette. He holds the responsibilities of the Archon, as well as some of the power through being a Sovereign Dragon, that is what originally powered the gnoses after all, and being the only sovereign we've met so far that has been born in a human form AND was given a chance to live in his element's nation peacefully, of course he'd display his mastery over his element more obviously.

Egeria. Despite dying 500 years ago during the cataclysm, her spirit is still around in Teyvat thanks to Rukkhadevata, in fact she's the one responsible for launching that obvious giant green energy blast towards the sky, fighting The Abyss to this day (maybe that's where Neuvillette got it from), so she holds the majority of the Archons power, thus why Furina is so weak and vulnerable compared to the other Archons, 'her' power is still mostly held by her predecessor even after death.

The Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale. It would probably hold the Hydro Gnosis, similarly to how the Dendro Gnosis powered the Akasha Terminals prior to them being deactivated by Nahida, this is the point i'm shakiest on, but my reasoning is that we know very little about Indemnitium, we do know it is produced by the Oratrice but it's not stated to be what POWERS it, it is merely a byproduct of it's decisions in a trial, and if Lyney is right to suspect it ties back to the crisis, along with the strange voice he heard while investigating it, it would make sense the Oratrice is powered by the gnosis and that was Egeria (or Sandrone but that's another crackhead theory, Sandrone mention tho yippee).

With all that said i hope you all enjoyed this silly theory i came up with while rambling to a friend, please don't take it too seriously but if you have anything to add or anything that breaks this theory please let me know! This is very different from my usual shitposts here on Tumblr so i might make more theories in the future, who knows, anyway, byee!

#fontaine #genshin story quest #genshin impact #genshin #genshin theory #genshin thoughts #genshin impact theory #fontaine theory #oratrice #furina #focalors #egeria #fontaine spoilers #fontaine siblings #fontaine characters #hydro archon #archon quest #archons

[kairithemang0]

this abt ur reblog about an anon opinion lol this isnt unprompted

i dont rly interact with u or ur content that much other than reblogging and screaming in the tags, but i admire u a lot!! ur always interacting w other people in the fandom and constantly creating content (even if its just shitposting on a random thursday night). you like talking about a lot of your ideas and you have a lot of close mutuals and i think that is. SO fucking cool. like u intimidate me w ur sheer coolness. u seem really nice and cool and i feel like you'd be a rly good friend!!

hope u have a good day :D

(also please make a curtwen podcast. and PLEASE invite me on it. id probably sit there in silence petrified bc of the anxiety but do it anyway)

I'm screenshotting this and saving this for a bad day, if you don't mind because the smile this put on my face is insane

I swear y'alls comments make me feel so happy I appreciate them to hell and back. I've had a shit day but this literally has put the biggest smile on my face thank you so much anon

I feel bad you're intimidated, I love interacting with people and everyone in this fandom is just so damn cool but also like I love interacting with everyone so much and I don't want to be intimidating 😭 . I appreciate every single one of you for the amazing posts and content you all make.

Also thank you for enjoying my shit posting I'm sorry if you found the SAF rick roll edit

I hope you have a great day anon, take care of yourself <3

(Also. I will make a curtwen podcast ONLY IF I have someone equally obsessed host with me)

#guys i love the podcast thing #i love it so much #like im sorry yall ive got the most annoying voice ever idk if yall would want to listen to that for 3 hours but like #iF THERE'S INTEREST- #maybe we could get corey lubo on just to tell us how wrong our theories are

[stormcloudzz]

Blog Intro Thingy!

Hello everyone! I've been wanting to start posting on Tumblr regularly, so I made this account and hopefully I'll remember to post stuff here!

I'll post a bit of art whenever I get around to drawing it, and talk about whatever my current fixation is at the time!

I'm in a few fandom's, but my main ones are: Mabinogi, Baldur's Gate 3, Elder Scrolls, MCYT (Hermitcraft, Life Series, Empires), Red Dead Redemption, Genshin Impact, Cult of the Lamb, Fools Gold, and many more!

Anyways I hope y'all enjoy your stay here, listening to me ramble about my OCs and fixations :D

I also have a side-blog just for me to shitpost on hsfksjfskhfs @stormyloudzz

Fandom OC's

Storm - [mabinogi]

Hunter - [dnd]

Dar'rasha - [skyrim]

Aspen - [bg3]

Re'virr - [skyrim]

I'zarr - [skyrim]

Sol - [skyrim]

Ko'dah - [skyrim]

Cepheus - [bg3]

Fletcher - [rdr2]

Original Kingdoms OC's

Kai

Félix

Zephyr

Alith

Eira

Virak

#blog intro

[theredengineapologist]

Yo! We reached 1000 likes!?? Thanks y'all! 😭

Thanks to everyone who has enjoyed my shitposts and my art. I hope I can continue to be entertaining to you. Like a jester in this grand court we call Tumblr.com.

*jingles away*

#1000 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

[radioiaci]

I hope y'all are enjoying my shitpost Alastor art because it's very rare that I draw something that's NOT a shitpost so ur getting the utmost of my effort

#▶ after hours broadcast ▶

[lastbluetardis]

It's me. Hi.

(I'm the problem, it's me.) Sorry, I couldn't resist a TSwift reference. (Not sorry at all lmao)

I just wanted to check in and say hi! I've sort of disappeared into the ether for the past year/year and a half, emerging every now and then to shitpost or post a chapter of whatever I happened to be writing.

Small life update: I've been working at a university in Maryland as a chemistry professor, mostly teaching general chemistry, but also a bioanalytical chemistry laboratory class. My contract was initially for one year (2022-2023 school year), but I've been renewed for a second year 🥳

Employment is obviously super great, but I genuinely enjoy my job, which is a huge bonus. Sometimes my students get on my nerves, but on the whole, they're good eggs. I'm so much happier than I was in grad school (it was scarily touch-and-go for a while there during my worst months, but then I got on meds and things started getting better). Here's to hoping the university wants to keep me around and will eventually transition me to a more long-term contract rather than a year-by-year basis 🤞

I still have my kitty, Hydie (for those who are new, that's short for Hydrogen...she was my first cat, after all). She just turned ten years old this past spring, but she's still incredibly sweet and playful (only with me, as she hates everyone else 😂) Here is a sleepy Hydie blep:

Otherwise, I've been just chilling and playing video games. Destiny 2, Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West, The Last of Us 1 & 2, Elden Ring, and more recently Diablo 4 and Remnant 2 have been my favorites to play or replay. I'm very much looking forward to Baldur's Gate 3 when it released on PlayStation next month!

My writing spark has dimmed quite a bit, so I haven't written much these last few months. A paragraph here and there, maybe a thousand or so words if I happen to catch a good day. But I'm not forcing it. In grad school, I used writing as a distraction and a way to disengage and dissociate from the world, and while that probably saved what was left of my sanity, I want to build healthier habits with writing. I'm just not sure what those habits look like yet. I'll get there eventually. I love writing too much to completely toss in the towel.

Anyways, this post got longer than I meant it to, but I wanted to check in with everyone and give a little life update. I'm hoping to engage on this hellsite a bit more; I've retreated from many online friendships I've cultivated, and I'm sorry about that.

That's it for now, I'll catch y'all later 💜

#life update #greetings friends #personal post

[lordedlady]

first post on tumblr!!

hey people, here's an introduction post for my page,, and when and where to find me 🤍

what i'll be posting :

the arcana, mlp, gacha and others ( rambling, headcannons etc)

art

writing, fiction, poems, critques and help

academic help

shitposts

memes

motivational posts

the ✨ outside world ✨

when i will be posting :

weekly on sundays

other days when i feel like it!

socials :

discord -

reddit - u/mystic-goatboi

hope to see y'all in the future xoxo 🤍

#first post #intro post #introduction #hi people #oh wow #hi guys #hi women #wooooo