#hotchniss incorrect quotes

[alexblakehusband]

*emily comes running and arrives at Hotch out of breath*

emily: HELP ME!

hotch: what's going on?

emily: hmm, you know i was having a girls' night with jj and garcia, right?

hotch nods:

emily: well... jj asked me to do her eyebrows, you know, nothing major...

hotch: emily...

emily: i just forgot to mention that i don't know how to do eyebrows...

hotch: ... you didn't

emily: i did.

jj comes from behind, eyebrowless and with a furious look: EMILY PRENTISS

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[aureliasfate]

rossi: so, how’s the hideously inappropriate crush on emily coming?

hotch: really good, really good. i should be ready to kill myself any day now.

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[blackhillfilmss]

Emily: Am I going too far?

Hotch: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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[jackiebuckley]

EMILY: ( texting Hotch , sends a voice message )

HOTCH: ( texting back ) is it urgent ?

EMILY: ( texting back ) no it can wait :D

LATER ON

HOTCH: ( presses play )

EMILY: ( on the voice message ) SO UM THERES A FIRE ——

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[mazelicious]

Criminal Minds is wild cause they'll give Emily Prentiss insane chemistry with everyone except her boyfriend

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[criminalmindsgonewrong]

emily: aaron and i have decided to bring a third person into our relationship

hotch, later: i warned her that was the worst way to announce the pregnancy

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[lillysdreaminnn]

Hotch: please tell me you didn't drag Derek into this.

Emily: I did not drag Derek into this.

*aggressive banging on their door*

Hotch, sighing: who's that...?

Emily: I think you know :)

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[spencestiel-michelle]

*Emily staring at Hotch*

Hotch: what? 

Emily: how are you wearing all of that? (talking about a FULL, tie and blazer and everything, SUIT) it’s 91 degrees Fahrenheit out here.

Hotch: fashion doesn’t stop for Mother Nature, Prentiss. 

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[kllingdaddy]

penelope: im cold

derek: here, take my jacket

emily: im cold too

hotch: *sets the world on fire*

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[shondaland-criminalminds]

Prentiss: I like your tie

Hotch: oh what did you do?

Prentiss: what- nothing… Can’t I just compliment your tie?

*explosion coming from the BAU’s kitchen*

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[alexblakehusband]

penelope: hey em, hotch just called, he wants to go on a second date with you

emily: pen that's not funny

penelope: oh okay...

penelope starts dancing in an ridiculous way, and says singing: uh.. hotch just called, he wants to go on a second date with you!!

emily: oh my god penelope, you better be serious!

penelope: YOU JUST TOLD ME TO BE FUNNY!

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[lovesclinic]

CARING ┊ synopsis: hotch takes care of you

✧˖*°࿐ kind of? platonic hotch x fem!reader

hotch knew something was up all day, but you refused to talk about it.

you’re hiding in garcia’s lair while she had gone to find her boyfriend, kevin, when hotch finds you curled up in her chair, crying.

the way you sniffle despite his sudden entrance is embarrassing.

he clearly wasn’t expecting to find you here, probably expecting the tech wizard, penelope.

"look, something is clearly bothering you. you can't hide it from me." you avoid his eyes, expecting them to be stern and commanding as usual, not knowing that there was a gentleness to this exchange.

"what's wrong?" he asks, clearly concerned but trying not to show it "you've been quiet for days." he leans against the table, crossing his arms over his chest "talk to me,”

"i'm not going to force you." he tells you softly "but I want you to know that i'm here when you're ready." be takes a deep breath, his eyes softening slightly as he looks at you "i'm worried about you."

"uou look like you haven't slept in days." he says, his voice low "your eyes are sunken in, and your skin looks.. i dont know, you just need help. i'm not sure what's wrong, but I want you to know that I'm here for you."

"you're stubborn,” he admits with a small smile at your lack of response, "but even you can't deny that something is off." he hesitates for a moment, then decides to push slightly harder "is it work? personal?”

your lack of response and the nonstop tears falling seem to concern him more as he continues,

"well, I can't make it better on my own. but what I can do is make sure you take care of yourself." He says firmly "that means getting enough sleep, eating properly, and drinking lots of fluids."

"i know you can be stubborn, but please don't push me away." he says softly "I just want to help." he leans in slightly, his eyes searching yours for any sign of understanding or agreement "deal?"

you hold out your pinky, not trusting your voice to speak right now. he links his much thicker pinky around yours, bringing it to his lips, and stamping it with a kiss, and you do the same.

"that's how jack an' me do pinky promises," he clarifies.

"alright, then." he sighs, knowing it might be a battle but promising himself he'd fight for your wellbeing "let's start with now. if you refuse to go home, come sleep on the couch in my office.”

before you can refuse, he adds,

“i’ll close the blinds.”

"okay'boss" you manage to whisper before he pulls you to your feet, wrapping you in his arms, promising safety, and maybe even love.

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[forhappysake]

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[elsie-talisman]

…

Emily: when was that?

Morgan: do you remember when you came back from the dead?

Emily: no?

Morgan:

Morgan: do you remember when hotch had a beard?

Emily: ohhhhhhh… yes!

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[moodycat42]

Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.

Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Tara:

Tara: Water you doing?

———————

The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

———————

Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?

Reid: Swimming..

Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

———————

Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.

———————

Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

JJ: Elephants.

Luke: Blocked.

Matt: Camels.

Luke: Extra blocked.

Garcia: Donkeys.

Luke: Ultra blocked.

Reid: That dick.

Luke: ...Followed.

———————

Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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[criminalmindsgonewrong]

I'm sorry but this is a masterpiece. especially the bottom row

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