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pratchettquotes · 10 months

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"Well now, my dear, didn't you once say that a life without danger is a life not worth living?"

Moist patted her hand and said, "Well, Spike, I married you, didn't I?"

"You couldn't resist, could you? It's like a drug. You're not happy unless someone is trying to kill you, or you're in the center of some other kind of drama, out of which, of course, the famous Moist von Lipwig will jump to safety at the very last moment. Is it a disease? Some kind of syndrome?"

Moist put on his meek face as only husbands and puppies can do and said, "Would you like me to stop? I will if you say so."

There was silence until Adora Belle said, "You bastard, you know I can't do that. If you stopped all of that you wouldn't be Moist von Lipwig!"

Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

#moist von lipwig #adora belle dearheart #raising steam #discworld #terry pratchett #marriage #relationships #compromise #being known #happy #adventure #danger #drama #center of attention #adrenaline junkie #habits #husbands and puppies #some kind of syndrome

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hg-aneh · 9 months

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#aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #i guess #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens fanart #anehmation #aneh draws #from that scene where crowley follows Aziraphale around like a lost puppy #disaster puppy

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amu-says-hav-says · 9 months

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I can’t believe I went through all of Season 2 assuming Nina was the stand-in for Crowley when you actually pay attention it’s so CLEAR that she’s Aziraphale. I was tricked by her spiky, sarcastic, cynical outer shell and lulled into a false sense of security by Maggie’s bubbly optimism and wholesome goodness, because on the surface they reflect the ineffable husbands perfectly, in their personalities, their aesthetics, even many of their actions and morals. but not, and this is the real key, when it comes to their “relationship”. but those first impressions really had me damn fooled.

I missed the blatantness of Nina’s “we’re just friends. actually we’re not friends. we barely know each other.” the same thing Aziraphale said in season 1. the way he still struggles to quantify their friendship when Nina asks. Nina’s sarcasm when Crowley asks about rain and awnings because it worked for him (we all know it LMAO). hell, that whole convo the girls have in the rain is so AziraCrow (“I know. I’m not your type” “...You have no idea” hits so much harder the second time, help meeeee.) “Lindsay” maybe being symbolic of Heaven and Aziraphale’s toxic relationship with them and their abuse? (the handwritten text messages in red pen make me think of angry notes on paperwork, anyone else?) because Crowley has never actually cared about what Hell thinks of him, just not getting into trouble (or him or Aziraphale getting hurt). Maggie is always chasing Nina. NINA NEVER GOES IN THE RECORD STORE. Just like Crowley always goes to the bookstore, to Aziraphale, Zira NEVER WENT TO THE FLAT (apart from The Swap but that doesn’t count imo). Crowley has always chased Zira, not the other way around. Always there to rescue him, always going to him for company, always relying on their shared connection, always US. OUR SIDE. All through season one, he comes to Zira every time to work together, never trying to work alongside Hell in any way that isn’t to save their skins or Earth, while Zira hides things from Crowley because he STILL thinks Heaven is ultimately good and will do the right thing if he can just show them. fix it from the inside.

Maggie working up the courage to finally say something, to put herself out there, while Nina is utterly oblivious and then when she does realise Maggie has feelings, becoming standoffish, putting up that barrier, fighting it, denying it, ITS SO CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE IN THAT ORDER. the way I was fooled into thinking Nina’s trust issues are Crowley because he does have trust issues ofc he does BUT Crowley has ALWAYS TRUSTED AZIRAPHALE. has always relied on him. has always been hurt when Aziraphale doesn’t immediately reciprocate the way he expects (the holy water request, the bandstand, the “off in the stars” etc). he’s always the one putting himself forward. Aziraphale has always been the one to second guess everything, to fight their connection, their similarities, their friendship. the girls really made me think it was going to be okay when they sat Crowley down, even as my inner sirens were going haywire about Metatron interfering, they were telling Crowley he just needs to open up and it’ll all work out BUT HE’S ALREADY AT THAT POINT. he may not say it, and by gosh is that part of their damn problem, but he’s always SHOWN IT. he’s not Nina who needs time to heal and recover from her broken trust, he’s always been Maggie believing it doesn’t matter, they’ll end up together in the end anyway AND I WALKED RIGHT INTO THE TRAP THAT THIS MEANT THEY WERE GOING TO BE OKAYYYYYYYYYYY

#good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #GO2 #GO2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #not me going to my basically unused sideblog that isn't GO related because I NEED TO YELL THIS SOMEWHERE #I mean outside of the relationship thing there are so many ways #that Nina and Crowley line up and Zira and Maggie #but the girls story isn't about them as people #it's about this relationship the boys are tryna push on them and what that relationship reflects about the boys #anyway I'm on my first rewatch for all the clue I missed #so I imagine I'll only spot more clues to berate myself about as I go #HOW DID I FALL FOR ITTTTTT #I can't believe I was so blind #OFC the Disaster Puppy Lesbian was Crowley #and OFC the Emotionally Abused Tortoise was Aziraphale

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unicorngunter · 9 months

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Women are my favorite guy

#I can't believe they're literally the same character #Nanny ashtoreth majored in cuntology modern crowley is just an abandoned puppy under the rain #Good omens #Crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #nanny ashtoreth #Golgotha crowley

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mothsshoes · 10 months

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the different vibes from these two this season is killing me 😭

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #sad homeless disaster puppy having a crisis #vs silly magician angel having the time of his life

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golswia · 10 months

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Aziraphale finally takin his disaster pupper OUT of the bentley-

#good omens #good omens fanart #good omens 2 #crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #golswia art #golswia #U LEFT UR PUPPY IN THE CAR ANEGL-#Somebody on twitah said crowley looks like an ant.#And #I SEE THIS #WHEEZE

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starryeyedjanai · 3 months

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“No. Absolutely not,” Steve says when he gets home and walks into the living room to see his husband with something furry and moving cradled in his lap.

“Steve,” Eddie says, his eyes pleading. “They were just left outside the supermarket in a box. I couldn't leave them.”

“They?!” Steve asks, his eyes wide, looking around. And yep— there’s another little wiggling body on the couch next to Eddie.

Puppies, plural.

Two puppies.

“I couldn't leave them,” Eddie repeats, looking down at the puppy in his lap. He strokes a thumb over its head.

“Puppies are the spawn of the devil,” Steve says, coming closer and picking up the puppy next to Eddie.

He frowns at its deceptively cute little face.

“But you love dogs!”

“Yeah, dogs. Fully grown dogs, not puppies that are gonna destroy everything we love.”

“You're being so dramatic,” Eddie says with a grin.

The puppy in his hands is so small and so cute.

“Two puppies?” he asks, frowning harder.

“Wasn't Birdie talking about wanting a puppy? One for us, one for her,” Eddie says.

Steve can feel his resolve breaking when the puppy nuzzles into his palm.

“You're in charge of house training them.”

#stwgdailyprompt #steddie #stranger things #drabble #double drabble #apparently i can't get enough of them being husbands #prompt: ''puppies are the spawn of the devil''

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astrafortune · 4 months

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Sam and Max fankid (samandmax-ling if you will) brainrot ‼️‼️

Yeah it was all based on this tweet cause I couldn’t stop thinking about it

#lookit sam and max and try to tell me they aren’t girl dads #turns out rabbits and puppies look pretty similar newborn which was objectively funny in this situation #and she doesn’t have a name #she’s just the samandmaxling #sam and max #freelance police #freelance husbands #fanchild #darla gugenheek #the geek #fanart #fan comic #artist #my art #artists on tumblr

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tang5325 · 10 months

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I haven't used Tumblr for years, maybe it's time to come here.

I'm considering posting all my GO fanart but it'll take time.🤔

Anyway, this is my first post, a disaster-puppy.

#good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #crowley #doodle #procreate #fanart #disaster-puppy #my artwork

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shoemakerobstetrician · 9 months

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Season 3 Opening Scene Nightingale 1941 Theory

So, season 2 opened with a flashback that had us totally reevaluating Aziraphale’s and Crowley’s relationship. I think the same will be true of season 3.

I think we will return to the night in 1941, to find out that they kissed, danced, or more that night.

1 - Why are they sitting at a table in the bookshop just drinking, no food on the table? When they’re drinking they don’t use a table. I think it’s to clue us in that there is more to the scene than what we are seeing - at some point before or after they had dinner.

2 - We know that Aziraphale did the apology dance in 1941 - again an indication that there is probably more to that evening than what we have seen so far.

3 - When Crowley says ‘no nightingales’ in S2E6 we now think he’s referring to the scene at the end of S1E6 in the Ritz, but it does seem a bit of a reach. It was a very nice moment, but I don’t think a relationship defining one that would cause both of them to think of it as their song.

4 - A Nightingale Sang was released in 1940, first charting at the end of December 1940. It would have been a hit in 1941 (according to Wikipedia it got up to #2).

5 - I think they had dinner, they danced, or perhaps even kissed to Nightingale as it was playing on the radio, and it became their song in a much more significant moment in 1941.

6 - When Aziraphale says to Crowley “Perhaps one day we could…dine at the Ritz” after “You go too fast for me Crowley” he would then be directly referring to their song from 1941.

7 - When it plays at the Ritz at the end of season 1, it’s because the pianist finds themselves mysteriously compelled to perform it, like the Oxford bus driver taking them to London.

8 - And finally, when Crowley says “no nightingales” at the end of S2 it is just devastating, it’s him saying there is no us.

And another thing: in the lyrics to Nightingale: That Certain night, the night we met/There was MAGIC abroad in the air. 😁

One more thing: I can certainly see Neil gleefully being like “Psych, it WASN’T their first kiss.”, and the scene would be just as heartbreaking if not more so if it was what Crowley thought was their last kiss.

ETA I just rewatched the bookshop table scene for like the 17th time. Holy 💩 is the dialogue strange and very loaded. The “trust me” bit, and the “shades of grey”. Throughout the whole scene Aziraphale is sideways eye fucking Crowley. There is simply no way we’re not going to see more of this scene in Season 3.

I very much like this whole idea, it probably won’t happen. Maybe someone will write a fanfic at least.