#i am so sorry for being this annoying

[yoduro-d-aluminio]

Once again, aware that excellence is a trap but still a victim to a validation kink :|

#alternative girl #chaotic academia #girl blogging #studyblr #excellence is a trap but i have a validation kink #study blog #studyabroad #studyspo #i am so sorry for being this annoying #i am so fucking tired #study at home #study aesthetic #i should stop taking notes and start writing my esaay deadline's tomorrow #help

[shesnake]

24 hour time loops: not long enough to create or undo anything permanent, crazy-making but often still funny

365 day time loops: the most fucked up shit you could possibly imagine

#the lazarus project #every time I go to rewatch tlp I get stuck on ep 3 because. yeah. but I am pushing through!!!! #much like Janet did one could say (sorry) #disabling reblog because you guys are just independently arriving at ideas for messed up pregnancy scenarios #which is is what this post was originally about - because this post was about the lazarus project and this very thing just not as outright #and it's great to see people get so creative coming up with this stuff independently but also it's just unoriginal and therefore annoying #to me as the person whose notes are being flooded. love and light ❤️

[rizadyke]

People loooove complex characters until they’re women

#edit ok Jesus Christ y’all being so annoying about Taylor in the tags is why I made the posts jeesus Christ #911 fox #Taylor Kelly #I don’t like bucktaylor but I do love Taylor and ppl hate her for the same reasons they love their lil male blorbos #sorry she is career driven and ruthless but I am in love with her and she is a good character #u can like buddie without being a misogynist fun fact 🤩 #sorry that u think a woman is unlikable n gets in the way of ur gay ship but calm the fuck down man

[skrunksthatwunk]

something he can't put into words.

#ANOTHER DAIGO POST!!!! <333 #also sorry for being like teehee yaoi dojima anyway daigo can't/probably shouldn't be close to his bio dad and latched onto this random #20 year old but Doesnt Quite recognize what is so wrong about sohei and so right about kiryu and how he should feel about either #meaning he cant fulfill his true desire (baby duck around kamurocho with his babysitter who's probably got better things to do bc people #always have better things to do than take care of him but at least kiryu pretends he enjoys it #for hours and hours and hours. some of the others ask him how he is or what he's up to at school but they don't really reach him like kiryu #does. he wants to impress him soooo bad. aughhh baby daigo you're annoying but you're also so emotionally neglected #haha latching onto mentors bc they're more involved/easier to connect to than parents haha who would do that not me ahem uh anyway #(skrunks be normal about and not project onto a kiryu + child dynamic challenge: impossible) #anyway he can't just say sohei's his father bc he's a big crime daddy but he hasn't really.. accepted? whats going on with kiryu yet either #i dont think he knows kiryu's his dad is my point #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #dojima daigo #like a dragon #daigo dojima #ykz #i accidentally saved over soo many versions of this so i had to be like fuck it we ball. thats the final version of that panel now #gonna schedule this for later today bc i dont wanna stifle the kazumi posts but i also uh. am impatient #anyway more little daigo content he's such an ass but it makes so much sense why he's like that and he deserves a whole lotta love #also i just realized i used different name orders for kiryu and yayoi... sorry idk im just incapable of writing kazuma kiryu #uhOOPS POSTED IT EARLY NVM #yer gettin a loootta skrunk content today ig #skrunkart

[jinxxedmisery]

God... WHY!? (NSFW)

Headcanons plus a short fic.

Warnings: NSFW content.. this is literally a scenario about Gojo being a goofball during the deed...

Anywho... enjoy...Hope you like dead memes and cringe... (I hate myself for writing this... This should be a war crime)

Generally Gojo enjoys bringing humor into the bedroom, he really loves seeing you laugh.

But sometimes... He can get so fucking annoying.

As you lay on your back, hands pinned down to the bed, Gojo on top of you, thrusting into you in just the right way to make you scream...

A song you know all too well comes on... He's played it during sex so often. After that damned reddit r/AITA post he will not stop.

You've begged him to delete it from your Spotify playlist, but he never did.

Nasty little shit likes to see you go from whining about wanting him deeper to whining wanting him to stop acting like an idiot

Ofc.. He likes calling you really stupid pet names as well.. in and out of the bedroom..

And you better believe he thrusts with the rhythm of the song playing.. not the beat... Like a psychopath.

"Satoru....." you whine. A smirk appears on his lips as he continues the eratic thrust pattern.

"Hmmm? what is it munchkin?" He says with a mischievous glint in his eyes. You roll your eyes

"Please... for fuck sake turn that shit off... and wait... 'Munchkin' did you just call me 'Munchkin'?" You resist the urge to push him off of you and onto the floor

"Aww does my little boo thang not like what I call them?" You narrow your eyes at him

"Do you want me to shrivel up and die down there?" He rests his head on your shoulder and you feel him grin against your skin, you gulp in response fearing what would come next.

"Oh pookiebear~ You'll be okay won't you? You still want my girthy meat stick right?" he whispers in your ear, you hate to admit it but it could almost be hot... If he weren't whispering the most deranged shit into your ears. "You love it when my hotdog is inside your moist cavern don't you?"He whispers making you cringe. "And when my hands move to touch your sensitive nubbins" He says, moving his hand over to your chest, teasing your nipples. "How about I purple your nurple, would you like that my candybear.. the jelly to my peanut butter~"

"Satoru.... I hate you so much right now" You complain, He evidently takes pleasure in your cringing as he chuckles leaning in to kiss you. His thrusts once again moving to a pleasurable rhythm. No matter how much you groan and act like you hated him for it, you still truly love him. And that included all of his bedroom antics. In fact, you appreciate it sometimes, he always knows how to make you laugh and well today was indeed one of those days.

Just as you were soaking in the serious affection he was finally giving you after his goofiness.

Two Trucks came on. And he began bobbing his head and syncing his thrusts to the music. You scream in exasperation. "SATORU GOJO I SWEAR TO SHIT I'M NEVER LETTING YOU TOUCH SPOTIFY EVER AGAIN!!!"

He slept on the couch that night.. As he should.

#jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk crack #jjk x you #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo smut #humourous smut #gojo saturo #satoru gojo x reader #If Gojo did this with me I'd sob... and consider murder.. but also fall harder? am I broken? #gojo being a little shit #gojo making love to you but in an annoying way... I'm so sorry

[treasureplcnet]

Hello! I adore your Bodies fanart. I was imagining Karl in 1890 and how much havoc he would wreak. Also Henry and Karl would get along very well, I think, and Karl would be a *terrible* matchmaker for Henry and Alfred... I'd love to see your take on any of this, if anything comes to you 😍

HELLO OMG THANK YOU FOR THE EXCUSE TO JUST DROP HOT TAKES INTO THE BODIES NETFLIX TAG <3 all these drawings are very scrappy and i lost the plot and this became more like sharing all my hcs but still :')

now that you have brought it to me i really do think henry and karl would be unstoppable, i think they'd constantly have a fun, back-and-forth banter !!! i also can see karl dropping multiple not-so-subtle hints, and all of the detectives being quite supportive. gently too, considering the period-typical homophobia. i do think sometime along the lovelorn pining looks, he gets tired of seeing them orbit each other without anything happening, and this exchange occurs:

more doodles and crying under the cut :)

i will die on the "karl weissman bisexuality" hill. HE TOLD ME IN A DREAM!!!! it's just a little messier for him because he really likes women and will not figure it out ever. charlotte hillinghead TO ME also has the exact opposite problem where she is very much in love with her husband and doesn't have any incentive (or freedom considering the time period) to explore her sexuality. the way she accepted hillinghead's feelings for henry, and was less rejecting and more devastated over thinking he didn't love her or polly, just read queer to me somehow. an acceptance because she's like that too, yk? (maybe a bit of a reach but i don't get to choose who my mind designates as being bi)

i like to think that charlotte-karl experience a spider-verse mindmeld "YOU'RE LIKE ME" moment over being bisexual but they're not quite sure why they're feeling that way because they have no idea they're bi. if you are me you will understand perfectly

and i am a henry/alfred/charlotte poly truther as well (please see above discord ranting from my dms with a friend lol)

on more notes of just giving whichever character i want the bisexuality card, hasan is bi to me too. i think hillinghead and her bond a little over that shared religious guilt, of having their respective institutions be homophobic, and the feeling for so much of their life that they're different, so there must be something wrong. it helps her empathise with him and they quickly become closer because of it :) possibly also introducing him to queer lit, and maybe some non fiction lgbt history books

and one last final doodle because i think alfred as the only detective with an active love life where he's pursuing someone would make the others pretend like they can be adults but they want to know SO BAD and they also give advice once in a while because they're rooting for alfred :) they're all pretty good at hiding how badly they're invested in this (think iris 'casually' asking hillinghead how it's going and the other two perk up in the background) like i refuse to believe any of them are totally immune to the equivalent of office-gossip

this was so so long LOL i hope any of that is coherent !!!!! a lot of it ofc is my own projection bc i am bi, but it's real to me <3

#re hillinghead poly..... realistically a V poly with alfred in the middle but if i am allowed to be anymore annoying #literally everyone in the cast is bi to me. so its a triad. PLEASE DONT BURST MY BUBBLE RN LOL #esp the way ashe casually charms charlotte and makes her laugh in like ep 2... BI SWEEP!!!!! THEY ALREADY LIKE EACH OTHER #i do think ofc its easy to read ashe as being gay tho so i understand if some of this is just. not workable #but i will probably die on bi karl hill sorry everyone i know what he is #and also hasan thinks its ironic the moment she manages to get him out of the 3-piece victorian suit #alfred beelines for an outfit that makes him look like a gay history professor on a dark academia pinterest board #ANYWAYS. IF U READ ALL THAT UR A REAL TROOPER THANKS FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK #bodies netflix #my art

[kingofthering]

2021 Honda Valentino - mixed media AU (2/∞)

#motogp #valentino rossi #marc marquez #rpf #(related) #4693 #2021hondavale #this took sooooo long #but I quite like it #sorry if this looks blurry you might have to open it on phone/a new tab (tumblr is being annoying) #vale was 42 at the beginning of the 2021 season but 41 at the end of 2020 so #yes I spent too much time trying to figure out okay numbers #you can see that I am also not made for social media management

[allgremlinart]

I love Aaron Ehasz he's an underrated contributor to atla's success but I AM a little glad he never got his book 4 because I kind of hate most of his fanfic ideas. however they might be of great interest to those that I know in which case I support you

#I HATE the idea of it being canon that Lu Ten died in ANY way other than #boring old combat. like what's the point then? if Lu Ten dies at the hands of Koh then what #is Iroh's impetus to turn against the war?? what lesson does he learn?? why wouldnt he just go #'man I sure hate dark spirits. anyway back to imperialism which has affected me personally #in no way whatsoever and so I am not motivated to examine it. falalalala' peace and love #atla #didnt want to put this on that post because it would be annoying and rude. sorry for being a Boring Lu Ten Truther

[kazieka]

like, logically I am aware that honeysuckle is invasive in my area and that I should be glad it doesn’t grow in my backyard, But. on the other hand. tasty nectar treat :(

#lindsey shut up #ignore me I just spent an hour yanking up wild blackberry canes #and while I do like blackberries they gotta gtfo #i found fucking. Oregon Grape growing in the brush back there #and that’s also not native. but you see. #there were TWO Oregon Grapes. a big one and a little baby one right next to it. #and im not a monster. wtf am I going to uproot a mommy plant right in front of her baby plant??? #so I guess we just have Oregon Grapes now (annoyed) #(they don’t even taste good) #i can’t get this butterfly weed to sprout for the fucking life of me #but by god I can grow shitty grapes that don’t even taste good #Oregon Grape 🤝 muscadines 🤝 being shity grapes I don’t like but can’t stop growing #these tags got out of hand. sorry

[marsomar]

one thing i love about tears of the kingdom is the poor little construct guys?? they’re just trying to be helpful and this little gremlin wilderness man is running around trying to take all their shit??? and they simply Do Not Have The Energy For This

#like I tried to take their logs and fans to get across the pond thing #and they were like yo!! this shit is annoying please stop!! #like I am so sorry little guys I am unaccustomed to being Publicly Perceived while doing the most unhinged acts known to man #please have a nice day yes I would love to learn how to cook #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #zelda totk #link #zelda #Zelda day #woo wooo

[rinwhore]

"Dang why u ugly crying out loud it's just a character in the last minute of episode"

The character:

#I WAITED FOR THIS #I WAITED SO LONG #YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #i feel so happy and alive #i feel like crying tbh #he is everything to me #my precious baby is finally here and i am NOT sorry for being loud and annoying this day and the next #bc i am so going to talk about him over n over again #tokyo revengers #tokrev #toman #tokyo manji gang #tenjiku #kurokawa izana #izana kurokawa #izana #tokyo revengers manga #tokyo revengers anime #tokrev anime spoilers

[ethereal-darling-angelic-cherub]

“If Yuichiro hadn’t die/accepted becoming a demon slayer then he and Muichiro would be hashira twins”

Listen listen I love this I do I promise but in my headcannon, everything would have gone the same for Muichiro he would have become a hashira within two months just Like in canon. But for fun and angst Yuichiro wouldn’t, in fact, I don’t think Yuichiro would have any abilities in being Demon Slayer like can’t use a breathing technique and even after years of training ends up becoming a Kakushi I think this would be a massive barrier in Yuichiro and Muichiro for obvious reasons their relationship would become strained and Yuichiro is two seconds away from his villain arc and becoming like Kokushibo until the swordsmith arc when and Muichiro gets greatly injured from the poison (loses his memory if we add flavour bc he wouldn’t have lost it if Yuichiro didn’t die so maybe he loses it with the poison???) and this is when Yuichiro remembers why he is here and that even if his twin is stronger and a better fighter then him Muichiro still needs his protection and they start to form there bond again particularly with the influence of Tanjiro and Nezuko personally I just find that more entertaining then Yuichiro becoming a hashira as well

#like don’t get me wrong love love Hashira Yuichiro like so much fun #But I really love Yuichiro and Muichiro being parallels to Kokushibo and Yoriichi #ive been obsessed with this #probably make it an au #ps sorry for any bad spelling or grammar correct if something annoys you #I am several dyslexic and writing this at like 3am so #my post #Ethereal-darling-angelic-starlet #muichiro tokito #demon slayer muichiro #tokitō muichirō #kny muichiro #yuichiro tokito #kny yuichiro #kny #text #kny post #demon slayer #but something about #Ethereal ♡ darling ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Angelic ♡ Cherub

[gremlin-pattie]

i cannot express how much i have missed the gaming channel

#sorry to my followers who don’t care about dan and phil #but they just brought back their gaming channel after like 5 years #so i am going to be very annoying every time they upload #i’ve been watching them for… 11 years? ish? #and i’ve seen them go from deeply in the closet and insecure to being super open about their identities and seeming so much happier #so happy for them that they’re doing better #so happy for me that i’m getting more gaming channel content #dan and phil #danandphilgames #kat is typing #undescribed

[junkartie]

I think the most crushing autism experience is friends/romantic partners eventually figuring out youre masking bcz if you keep it up long enough its also off-putting & unnatural and then insisting you act like yourself- only to realize they in fact do not like your real self and make comments about how annoying/different youre acting all of a sudden. ❤️🧎‍♀️

#realest shit i ever said #anyway this has hapenned so many times that im convinced only 3-4 people actually can stand me. ❤️🙏 #literally makes me sooooo mad too #‘’nooo youre not being yourself with me please ill accept you no matter what’’ #no actually. you do not like me sadly 🙏🙏🙏 #ughhhhh #i be in situations #this isnt a jab at myself i am so cool and funny #and trust im self aware enough to know the traits people dislike about me are fr harmless but could annoy someone easily. #so its not really mine or their fault #plus literally my brain just does not work like a neurotypical person #sorry i do not feel about things the way u do

[dimensionweirdo]

DID SOMEBODY SAY GIVE ECLIPSE A THERAPY ANIMAL??

LISTEN, BIRDS CAN BE THERAPY ANIMALS, WE NEED IT TO BE INMORTAL SO

PHOENIX

Celestial Sundown by: @pillowspace

I know I sent an ask of this already but the urge to draw it wouldn't go so I did it

#sorry if I'm being annoying #I feel like I am bfdshdsj #I like phoenixes and I saw the opportunity so I took it #first time drawing a bird. didn't turn out so bad I think #fnaf eclipse #dca au #arting and writing

[felizusnavidad]

unpopular opinion but i really miss those days when it was all about the music in taylor swift fandom

#time for a little rant because i feel like i need to get it off my chest rn #i feel so disconnected from this fandom lately #mostly because literally everything is about travis these days #like don't get me wrong i'm really happy that she's happy but #i just don't feel the need to talk about her relationship 24/7 like some of the swifties #and honestly it's all just too much #everything is about taylor and i'm not even excited anymore when i see new pictures of her #because it's just too much??? #i truly love her with all my heart and i always will but even i am tired and i've been a swiftie for literally half of my life #why do people have to discuss every single detail about her love life #and who cares if she's going to be at the game again #let her live maybe #i'm sorry but it's just so annoying lately #this fandom is being too fucking loud and i'm tired and it's not even fun anymore #remember when the eras tour started? amazing times #we were talking about it all the time and discussing every single detail of the tour and the songs and all #now it's all about her new relationship guys it's not... like... WHY. #it makes me so sad because it used to be different #ugh #i might get hate for that but i don't care i just really needed to say that #taylor swift #ts #talking shit for the hell of it*