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#incarnate#my fics#I DID IT#I DEFEATED GOOGLE DOCS#i didnt know this could happen#god bless you all good night cleveland#writing
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#delete later#my boyfriend broke up with me#ive never dealt with a break up like this before#and i feel sick#i didnt know this could happen#i pray to god he wil stay and be my friend#because the last time i *wasnt* his friend#well#i wasn't an okay person#and i dont really know how to be one either#and also i just really want to be his friend#i always have#this sucks#i wish i had more friends i could hang out with irl or whatever... i feel so lonely sometimes#i think he'll stay my friend#i pray#i pray he does what i asked and gives me one last stupid sweet day of love#i want to pretend one last time yknow?#this is rough#and weird#i dunno man
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The wolf wanted to say hi!!! 😃🫠😄🤪🤪
#solas shitpost#solas#dragon age inquistion#i didnt know this could happen#he'ji lavellan#solas is fighting for his life out there#rip king#such an intense scene
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I'm sorry for my awkward communication you see. I hadn't talked to anyone in a few weeks so I forgot how to speak
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I'm sorry for my awkward communication you see. I hadn't talked to anyone in a few weeks so I forgot how to speak
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So I was going through my followed and blocking all the porn bots because for some reason those things have spread like wildfire recently and i encountered something truly magical. I'm pretty sure I have a digital marketing dude bot following me. Like the profile is set up exactly like the porn bots but instead of randomgirlsname+numbers it's Brian8226 and the description is "worlds best digital marketing" instead of "21+ Taurus ❤️❤️🍆" I'm truly fascinated this is so funny to me.
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trying to remember how to draw again 🐠
#my art#geminitay#sketch#mcyt#hermitcraft#mcytblr#art#hermitblr#mcyt fanart#geminitay fanart#hermitcraft s10#hc s10#hermitcraft fanart#i've never drawn a fish in my life can you tell#my mom switched us to an ISP that works really well in the rurals but we dont live in the rurals so the speed is hilariously poor.#I'm reliving 2011 against my will. it took 3 hours to download all 20 of the stardew mods i use. i watch youtube videos in 140p.#it takes 5 minutes to send an email. like. from pressing send to the mail being sent.#autosaving this post failed!!! i didnt know that was something that could happen#customer support has been unhelpful. this whole thing feels like an elaborate april fools joke. im not upset btw it IS funny
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beware of burnout it's so real i'm afraid
also bc ended up making my writing into a font to avoid killing my hand as much and bc I saw Caden do this, I thought it would be fun to see who y'all think it suits lol
#trust me i am working my way out of it lol#dndads#dungeons and daddies#normal oak swallows garcia#hermie the unworthy#oakworthy#once again i find them really funny being so dysfunctional#and no there is no step prior to the inevitable breakup it just happens#this is just how they are throughout college (they do not talk post graduation the reunion is the 1st time they see each other in years)#lincoln li wilson#taylor swift dndads#hero oak swallows garcia#ik i didnt write out like every character i could have but i was distracted by giving my brother impromptu sewing lessons#i didn't expect that to happen he just kinda showed up like 'I know you'd love to help me with something' like who told you that??#my artwork#edit: I wrote reignite wrong are you kidding me dugjxghshzs it was 4 am oh well
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made this in like july. postgame souyo ftw
#i mnade this in between doujins bc i didnt know what to do with myself#and A Certain Someone happened to ask for the fluffiest sappiest most disgustingly sweet souyo i could muster#they didnt know!!! i already had a script ready!!!#teehee!!!!!!!!!!!!#persona 4#souyo#ok thats my monthly post goodbye sexies
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[bad omens] you know how it is with me and body swaps and roleswaps orz
#good omens#den's bad omens#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable partners#ineffable spouses#good omens roleswap#good omens reverse#nothings set in stone im just having fun with the what ifs of this au DFGHD#ANYWAYS#shoutout to aziraphale 'physical touch' fell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i just think that. im unsure if aziraphale would tell crowley what happened in *his* execution but he sure would be bad at hiding it DGHJD#but i can see the scenario of him like. the floodgates opening like 'oh CROWLEY dear boy it was AWFUL i i didnt know that your-#fellow angels think that- [fast paced rambling]'#i dunno. i can see him being emotional about him in front of crowley#but also its them and these idiots dont talk so it could go either way really asksksks#fun to think about nevertheless!#demon aziraphale#angel crowley#id in alt text#described
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ummmmmmm guys this dungeons looking a little dark here..........................ummmm..... hello??? guys??
#quirinahdraws#darkest dungeon#darkest dungeon 2#IVE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES SO I NEED 2 POST MY EARLY APRIL DRAWINGS FROM WHEN I WAS (am) PLAYING THIS GAME TERMINALLY....#try to guess my favorite character (very difficult impossible /j)#notable moments include reynauld and dismas kicking the bucket in my first year to which i thought after the latter. ok at least theyre#together in death or watever. anyways i got a beyond the grave a week later with both of them and i could only revive one of them and my#first thought was wow! this would make great angst fodder! i should make a comic (and then i didnt)#but dismas is dead so i can never get the achievement but he basically carried me thru vvulf bc i didnt have any legend lvl frontliners and#i didnt know u could just sacrifice a hero to retreat. or that you had to destroy the bomb barrel HAHAHAHAH but we defeated vvulf SOMEHOW#sketchdump#digital#dd plague doctor#dd jester#dd shieldbreaker#dd arbalest#dd abomination#SORRY FOR YAOIFYING BIGBY THAT BADLY IDK WHAT HAPPENED...ETTO.......#my favorite builds are damage over time <3 number one blight buddy supporter#but marked for death r also my pookies....i just find marked builds a little awkward to use imo. but bh is like my blorbo#i find it funny drawing any of the charas bc i feel like i always draw characters a little too cutesy/colorful but its shrimpresting
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Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰
linktr.ee/Mezzy
#klance#can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn#anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!!#baking seems like a hyperfixation#like i know you said you baked once but then look at me#...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing#its a joke its a joke#i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water#anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december?#once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man#at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened#and she recommended light therapy lamp#im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month#it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts?#but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can#ive got winter wonderland comic coming though#i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight#i hope its going to be a nice thing!!#wow thats a long set of tags
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One of my first experiences, upon no longer being in Israel and returning to my regular job as a teacher, is a student leaving a note in my classroom that says "Ms. --- is a Jew. No Jews. Hitler to come back." So you know. Really wish I was still in Israel or at least wasn't the only Jewish person at the school (teacher or student). By the way, I teach 6th grade...
#jumblr#jewish#israel#antisemitism#am yisrael chai#i told the vp#and she was like what would you like us to do#and im like i dont even know#also the kid didnt leave their name#and apparently im supposed to do the handwriting investigation to try to figure out which of 100 sixth graders it could be#this is not the first time a student has done something or said something antisemitic#its literally not even the worst thing a student has done thats antisemitic#maybe more of you should know this happens#all the time#any basically nothing happens as a result except that people like me just have to deal with it
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KILLUA FACT I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO KNOW
Killua's birthday (July 7) falls on the same day the festival of star-crossed lovers, Tanabata, takes place. STAR-CROSSED LOVERS!!! Not only that, the character from the myth and Killua's pasts heavily resemble each other.
I don't believe this wasn't an accident and I think Togashi purposely chose that date for these reasons.
#maybe it was known but i didnt so I'm sharing#you will never catch me say killua isn't in love with gon now#not that you could before. just now it's not going to happen for sure#killugon for the win!!#(let's forget the STAR CROSSED part and focus on 'lovers' 😍🤞)#if ur Japanese / know more about the festival u can share some info ❤️ OR IF I DID ANY MISTAKES ON THAT!#killugon#hunter x hunter#killua#gon#hxh#I'm gonna tag this well bc ITS IMPORTNATN#killua zoldyck#gon freecss#killua x gon
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My brain does weird things. Anyways, I think Love would steal Liebling’s seed (assuming she didn’t throw it out) and plant it for her. That just seems like a very Love thing to do.
This is really dubiously canon... Love had sticky fingers and her luck finally runs out, or does it?
You stare at the sprout pushing its way out of the dirt in your little terracotta pot. You spritz it with water, and watch the leaves curl happily. Like fingers.
"Hey Si?" You call over your shoulder. You've made some... well you hesitate to call them bad, but questionable decisions in your life. Usually your luck carries you through, but you think it may be running out on this particular gamble.
Simon hums from the couch, half listening as he sketches the monarch wing you'd found into your journal. You don't know if this is really worth his attention. You don't really know what it is. You sort of... stole it.
"Is it stealing if it was technically trash?" You ask, without really thinking. Simon's sketching stops, and he turns to look over the back of the couch.
"What did you steal?"
"Weird seed the bestie didn't want." You poke one of the leaves, letting it wrap around your finger. That gets Simon's attention. He's quick to get off the couch and over to you, pulling your finger out of the plant's grip.
"Christ Love, is that what you've been nursing all week?" Simon looks over your hand with concern, you nod until he kisses your palm giving it the all clear.
"What is it?" You poke Simon's cheek to get your hand back. He lets you go to pick up the pot and inspect the new growth.
"No clue," he tells you, "did, uh- shit-"
"Lieb."
"Works well enough," Simon pokes at the plant, watching the leaves move, "Did she tell you want it was?" You shake your head. He pinches a leaf between his fingers, inspecting it. "Doesn't look dangerous."
"Then I'll keep watering it." Simon shakes his head but settled the pot back on the windowsill.
"We'll keep an eye on it."
"We?" Simon flashes you half a smile, you return it in full force, "I love when we do stupid stuff together."
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You don't know how long it's supposed to take flowers to grow, or even how they're supposed to grow, but it feels like this is going really weird.
You stare at the giant flower bud that's blossomed in your little terracotta pot. It sort of reminds you of a cabbage. It feels like a rose when you pet it, the petals under your fingers silky and soft. You don't know quite what to do with it. Simon sets a cup of tea next to your head where you're resting it against the windowsill.
"Looking good Love," You hum at the kiss he presses against the top of your head, "How's the cabbage?"
"She's fine, still overgrown and weird." You sit up, grabbing your mug and letting Simon take over the daily plant inspection.
"Doesn't look deadly yet."
"Yet."
"Yet," he agrees. You both sip your morning cup and stare at your poor decision making skills.
"You haven't put any magic in it to make it big." You confirm for the thousandth time.
"Not a drop, gardener must've dreamt this up." He reminds you, also for the thousandth time.
"Maybe we can enter it in a gardening fair or-"
Simon yanks you away from the bud as the petals quiver and bloom. You're very quickly put behind your very tense partner, forced to look around him at whatever is going on. You've never seen a flower open up that fast, but you think gravity must be doing the lions share of work. The actual rose is huge, far bigger than the bud would've suggested, and heavy enough to finally break the little pot it had been growing in.
Simon is faster than you, grabbing the flower as it's weight causes it to tumble off the windowsill. You tense, your breath caught as you wait for him to do anything, move any muscle.
"What? What is it?" You whisper after too long a moment without a breath.
"I don't-" He mumbles, catching the end of his sentence behind his teeth so he can curse, "Shit."
You peak over his shoulder, hoping you won't see your weird plant smashed to bits. Instead you stare down at a baby. The smallest thing you've ever seen cradled gently in Simon's arms, blinking big brown eyes and white lashes up at both of you. Your heart swells.
"Holy shit," you breath, watching it yawn and wiggle in its rose petal wrap. It's perfect little nose scrunches with the motion and you need a second to adjust to how cute that is. "Did we do that?" You press closer against Simon's back, and reach to stroke your fingers over the downy hair on the baby's head, "I mean she's got your eyes, it's gotta be-"
"I don't know," Simon mumbles.
"Well what are we supposed to-"
"I don't know!" He snaps, and you finally look at him. At the absolutely confusion and concern dripping from his eyes and rolling down his cheeks. You've never seen him cry before, well not like this at least.
"Give her to me," You tell him, sitting back and holding your arms out, he looks unsure. "Please Simon," you soften the ask, pulling a tether so he knows you're sure. He's so careful, if a little clumsy. You have to adjust his hold as he's passing the infant to you and it seems like he's watching the way you shift her in your arms for his own reference later. You hold the baby close against your chest, feeling that strange comfortable purr rise in your throat as she blinks her big eyes closed.
"What the fuck do we do?" Simon whisper yells at you.
"Call Soap right the fuck now and text Lieb that I'm gonna fucking kill her," you coo at the dozing baby in your arms. Simon nod and scrambles to find both your phones.
#fae!Ghost#oc: love#this is fluff for them since they didnt get to experience changelings#idk do we wanna give the disaster couple a baby?#i feel like Love would be the mom from mean girls? like 'if youre gonna drink id rather you do it in the house'#the cool mom that everyone thinks is insane#she is kinda insane tho#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#cod ghost#ghost mwii#cod x reader#x reader#Ghost crying because he doesnt know what to do in the most extreme way anyone has ever not known what to do#i do think hed cry over his and Love's kid though#and i think those could potentially be tears of joy at having a baby with Love even if neither of them know how it happened
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Not that it really matters but the thing about the Darry Trial™ in AGoT that I think so many people get wrong is that Sansa was protecting Arya when she said she didn't remember what happened by the Trident. Lets say Sansa told the truth in that scene; she'd necessarily have to include that Arya hit Joffrey with a broomstick, because he was cutting Mycah's cheek for hitting Arya, and that's what led to the fight that had Nymeria biting Joff. But if Sansa said this then Arya would be wrongly seen as the guilty party.
Like, these people didn't care that Mycah was killed, so why would this room full of nobles and mostly Lannister knights care that Joffrey cut him on the cheek? They'd most likely view the situation as their Crown Prince chastising an impudent peasant for hitting highborn Lady Arya Stark. So Arya attacking her "defender" over this could be seen as an unjust (or even an irrational/crazed) assault on the future king. Don't get me wrong, I think Arya was totally right to beat Joff, just like Dunk was right to beat Aerion for the same reason, but their classist and sexist nobility isn't going to view the situation like we do.
And as we learn later, the punishment for striking a royal is to lose the hand that struck them. Do I think Robert would've cut Arya's hand off? No, of course not, but I'm sure that Sansa thought her sister would be punished in some way if she confirmed that Arya had hit a royal. We don't actually learn that Robert thinks the whole affair is no big deal until after Sansa has spoken and with further context we know that Sansa is frightened by Robert... so ya'know.
#plus we have multiple cases of sansa covering for arya in agot so i dont think its ooc for her to do it again in a high stakes situation#nor is it ooc for arya to bad faith sansa/not understand that sansa is covering for her and lash out like she does here too#you could also make the argument that sansa was drunk and genuinely didnt remember what happened#which would help explain why she changes her story multiple times later on#but i wont get into that here#old hat i know - sorry if im not making sense its late#ive just never understood fandoms majority opinion on this scene
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