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#i jumped up out my seat😂
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Michonne: *snatches Rick off the helicopter*
Me, in my living room:
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alltoowelltom · 2 months
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Oscar piastri meeting the reader's pets for the first time? Like a cat or a dog and them being introuduced to each other 🥹😂
thank you for requesting x
Oscar had insisted on taking you out for dinner the night he arrived back in the UK after a few weeks away racing.
Three weeks wouldn’t seem extreme for most couples in the paddock, but your relationship was new enough that every day without seeing the other was almost painful, a grey cloud hovering over both your heads at the other’s absence.
Despite his exhaustion, Oscar had been almost giddy as he pulled up to the outside of your apartment building. He’d swallowed his excitement when he saw you waiting just outside the door, pulling a cardi over your dress and waving happily when you recognized his car. 
Now, a few hours later and the excitement of being reunited was beginning to wear off. Being in your presence was now only calming for Oscar and he blinked heavily in the low light of the restaurant. 
“..Oz?” you said gently, reaching out to touch his hand resting on the hardwood table. 
“Hmh?” he started, furiously blinking. “I’m sorry,” he apologised sheepishly. “I love being here and talking to you…the jet lag is just catching up to me more than I thought it would.”
You laugh lightly, squeezing his hand. 
“Don’t apologise, you must be shattered. Why don’t we get the check and I’ll drive you home?”
Oscar nods gratefully at your plan and rises from his seat. Despite his sleepy state he insists on paying for your meal, swiftly tapping his card on the machine before you can even get your wallet out of your bag. You kiss him on the cheek in thanks, then hold out your hand. 
“Keys?”
Oscar hesitates. 
“Baby,” he starts. “I trust you…but are you sure you want to drive my car?” he asks. 
You roll your eyes, taking them from his hand and leading him to the sports car, gesturing for him to climb into the passenger side. 
After a jerky start you get a feel for his car and begin to glide smoothly through the dark London streets.
“Uhm, I don’t actually know the way to your flat,” you say, glancing over and seeing Oscar napping quietly against the cold window. You smile softly at the sight, deciding you’ll have to take him back to yours, at least just so he can take a proper nap.
You lead him gently to the front door, telling him your plan.  “Maybe we watch a movie or something? And you can nap.”
As you open the door to your own flat, Oscar perks up at the sound of a small bell tinkling down the hallway.
“What..?” he questions, before a slightly overweight, brown and white cat comes padding into the room. The two men look at each other quietly. 
“Oscar, this is Cheese. Cheese, This is Oscar.” you introduce. Cheese seems uninterested at the guest but follows you both into the lounge as you collapse onto the couch. He jumps up on your right side, turning around a few times until he finds his perfect spot in the cushions, purring gently into your side. Oscar sinks down on your left, letting his head loll against your shoulder as you skim through Netflix, settling on a few episodes of Friends because you’re both too tired to deal with something unfamiliar. Within a few minutes Oscar’s laid a pillow over your lap, laying down and curling into your side. 
“Is this okay?” he mumbles into your thigh and you nod, raking a hand through his soft hair. 
“I like your cat..” he trails off, succumbing to his sleep before you can reply. 
You lean down, pressing a soft kiss to his shoulder and pissing off the cat slightly with your movement. 
“You guys will get along,” you whisper, neither directly to Oscar or Cheese. “You have a lot in common.”
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gh0stsp1d3r · 1 year
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Ooo hiya!! (I ranted a lot lol)🥰🍊💜
Can I please request a Tangerine x fem!civilian/innocent!reader where she was on the Bullet Train. She was walking to her seat, and when Kimura ran into the snack cart, he also ran into her, causing her to trip, falling onto Tangerine’s lap and him catching her (oh he would have a field day lol). Y/n being like 😳 as she realizes she’s been sitting on his lap for a good 10 seconds staring at him with wide eyes, her hands on his chest (once again, he’d have a field day lol, soo much flirting would ensue, he’d enjoy how flustered she’d get). Her stuttering, apologizing, and jumping up out of his arms and scurrying to her seat, which happens to be right across from Tan and Lemon’s.😂 He then spends the whole time on that train protecting (and flirting with) Y/n and when Lemon, Tangerine, and Y/n escape the train (Tan carrying a very scared Y/n), Y/n doesn’t want to leave Tan + they bring her to their safe house with them🥺
I love this.
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This was the last situation that tangerine had been worried about while on any mission.
You had been walking, and a nice lady with a snack cart was behind you. But suddenly, you didn’t hear or see a man behind you. He pushed you aside.
“Oi! Watch where you’re goin’.” Another man said. Except the voice was much closer. You didn’t even realize you were in his lap until you looked and opened your eyes.
“S- sorry.” The other man apologized and quickly walked away.
“You alright, love?” The man asked, he had a hand on your back and tried to help you get up. You stared at his eyes, trying to find words.
“I- uh- I- yeah! I’m fine. Thanks uh, for catching me. Sorry, for the…” You laughed nervously after a little and quickly stood up.you looked around and sat back down at your seat. Which was right across from him and some other guy.
He smiled. He noticed that you seemed flustered, and decided to use it to his advantage.
“It’s quite alright, no worries, darling. I would say it’s more lucky to have a pretty girl fall into your lap, wouldn’t you think?”
Pretty? You thought. And Lemon scoffed at him.
“I- well- uh- thanks. Your also pretty.” You mentally winced as the words came out your mouth.
“You seriously trying to pick up a girl while on a job?” Lemon asked him quietly, quiet enough that you didn’t hear. You looked out the window and had your headphones in.
“I’m not. They just happen to fall in my lap.” He glanced at you.
“Wow, that was surprisingly clever.” Lemon rolled his eyes, And tangerine just sent him a scowl.
“Just sayin’, mate.” He laughed at his anger.
“Whatever. Can we get back on task?”
“Sure, sure, sure.”
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After some talking between you and tangerine, he learned your name and you learned his. Yoh even learned that the guy next to him was his brother, Lemon. You both said your stops were Kyoto station.
Some man pointed a gun at Lemon, and another man sat next the both of them. That man died, and you were left confused and scared.
You decided to sleep it off, and getting off at the next station. Maybe you were dreaming, and you would wake up when you went to sleep in the dream.
(Let’s just say in this that Lemon, Ladybug, and Tangerine left early like Ladybug suggested)
“Hey. Wake up.” Someone shook you, and you looked confused, until you saw tangerine.
“Tangerine?” You muttered.
“Yeah, uh, we should get off. Like right now.”
“We’re there already?”
“Uh… yeah. So, c’mon, hurry.” He grabbed your hand and tan quickly, and the doors started to close but you guys luckily beat it.
“That was a close one, mate.” Lemon said.
“Aren’t you the same guy that pulled a gun on him?” You mumbled, and pointed to ladybug.
“Oh. Yeah. But we’re all good now.”
“So now what the fuck do we do?” You asked.
“I have a safehouse nearby.” Ladybug said.
“I’m sorry, who are you again?” You asked.
“I’m.. ladybug.”
“What’s with all the weird names? Lemon, tangerine and ladybug?”
“We’re contract killers. They’re just nicknames.” Lemon said plainly.
“What..? Seriously?”
“Not me. I just usually do snatch and grabs, Y’Know, steal things, but I’m covering someone.” Ladybug said.
“Why’d you take me out the train early?” You asked Tangerine as all of you walked to the house.
“Cause the rest of the train is full of murderous bastards that are all about to die. You seemed like the only trustworthy person on there.”
“Nah, he just wants to take you on a date.” Lemon said, laughing as his brother hit him in the arm.
“That too, I guess.” Tangerine said.
“Okay, so let me get this straight, first I somehow run into you because some guy ran into me and I fell in your lap, Ladybug pointed a gun at your brother and it’s all good now, some guy was dead next to you, you all are contract killers, and the train was full of murderers?”
“Yeah. Basically.”
“And now you wanna take me on a date.”
“Yeah.”
“Weird.. but Sure, why not.” You shrugged.
Sure, maybe you were going out with somewhat of a stranger, but it was a cute stranger, and he just saved you. You were glad you fell into his lap.
(I don’t like this that much but hopefully it’s not terrible)
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Listen, i have way more Peter Quill ideas if you’ll allow me-
Can we get one where the reader is super horny for Peter but she doesn’t really want to say anything because they keep getting interrupted by the other guardians (like Mantis, Rocket or Groot needing something) and it happens multiple times until the reader just pushes Peter aside and they start making out. 😂
It can be full smut or just end wherever you want it I’m not picky…but i wouldn’t turn down smut👀 it can also be gender neutral i don’t care, thanks Love! 💖
~Bear🐻
hii again sweetheart!! of course, send them in at anytime:) love love it, I was nice I wrote smut🤭 thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌
storage room rendezvous
Peter Quill x f reader
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Being confined to the Bowie during long-haul missions often meant there wasn't much space or privacy, never having the luxury of a moment's silence without getting interrupted by one of the other guardians. You and Peter had recently started dating, so the amount of need you had for him was unbearable. You wanted him all the time.    
Rocket had to do an emergency landing on some random planet, twenty-something jump points away from Knowhere so he could tinker. So that left you and the rest of the crew stranded on the ship until the issue resolved. 
Waltzing your way over to the front of the ship, hands cutely laced together as you joined Quill in the captain seat, sitting across his lap. "Whatcha doing?" you question, making yourself comfortable. 
"Taking my seat before Rocket gets back," he chuckles, placing his hand on your thigh, adjusting you as he pulls you closer. "He ain't gonna like it," grinning at the thought. "What's up?" he asks, kissing your shoulder.
"Bored," you say slowly, your tone speckled with suggestion. 
"Bored, huh?" he repeats, his tone matching yours. "What'd ya wanna do?" he asks, already knowing what you're thinking, waiting for you to admit it.
"I did have one idea..." you hint, lightly trailing down his chest. "Oh, god!" you jump, lowering your face to the nape of Peter's neck. "Don't do that."
"What?" Quill questions, his eyes concerned as he follows your initial gaze. "God, Drax. How long you been there?" 
"Since we landed," Drax responds matter-of-factly, pulling a rustly bag from his pocket.
"That was an hour ago." You chime in, poking your head up to look at him. 
Shrugging simply. "Yeah... Zarg-Nut?" He offers, shaking the bag between you both.
Quill extends his hand over the back of the seat, cupping his palm towards Drax. "What?" he chuckles at your displeased expression, shoving a handful of the dried snack into his mouth. "I'm hungry."
"You are unbelievable," you playfully scoff, avoiding his green eyes. 
"Hi, guys." The soft voice of Mantis appears next to Drax. "Oh, can I have one?" She asks, nodding to the bag in his hand.
"They're all gone," Drax replies before pouring the contents into his mouth.
"I am Groot."
"Okay!" you say finally, clapping your hands together once. You loosen from Peter's grip as you stand up, lacing your hand into his as you lead him away from the group. "Come with me."
"Where we going?" Quill questions, following after you, his hand gripped into yours.
"Shut up," you whisper, leading him through the corridors as you search for a suitable storage room.
"You want me, don't ya?" he smugly asks, briskly walking to catch up with your long strides.
Poking your head through door gaps. "Yeah, now shut-up,"
He playfully chuckles, his tone full of assurance. "Knew it," snickering.
"Here's one," you mouth, dragging Peter into the empty room, forcefully shutting the door behind him.
You immediately attach your lips to his, ravenous and starved, desperately tugging at his t-shirt. He separates, his head hung low as he assesses your eyes. "Whoa, whoa, whoa... ain't even locked the door." He smirks, reaching behind to twist the lock. 
Quill loved when you needed him, loved seeing you desperate. He loved when you were verbal, telling him what you wanted, but not right now. He wanted the control and leadership he craved. 
He lightly trails his hand up your throat, grazing higher before cupping around your jaw, grasping the side of your face to bring you in. He instantly clashes his hungry mouth with yours, rolling and licking over your soft lips while his other hand travels behind your head to pull you closer. The need grows more urgent as his hands roam you, loosening the grip on your jaw to travel down to your throat. He holds it as he controls and deepens the kiss, pushing you back up and against the wall.
"What do you want?" he breathlessly asks against your lips, a wry grin looming. 
"You," you shakily reply, snaking your hands around his back, gripping the hem of his tee. 
"Yeah?" he softy whispers, entertaining you.
He slips his hand under your ass, cupping over the cheeks as he manhandles you, eagerly kneading the doughy flesh between his fingers. 
Sliding his palms up, they rest and clasp around your waist, kissing you in desperation as he squeezes you, grinding his clothed groin into yours.
He picks you up, holding you under your thighs as he walks you over to the stacked storage containers in the corner, placing you down atop them. His fingers snake into your waistband, immediately palming over your wet pussy, teasing your clit as his spare hand slides into his waistband. Lightly gripping his hardened cock and pulling himself out of his pants, firmly stroking up the length. 
You eagerly squirm out of your pants, letting them slide down your thighs and hang around your boots, draping from your ankles as you wrap your knees around his hips, bringing him closer. He yanks down his pants and boxers before sliding his tip through your folds, collecting your arousal around his shaft. "Fuck," he mutters at the contact, momentarily throwing his neck back.
He spits in his palm, rubbing the saliva over his veins to lube himself up as he adjusts you, bringing your hips forward. He pushes his head through your folds, slipping through the slick flesh as you both watch in anticipation. Needy whimpers fill the dingy room.
Gripping at his base, he eases into you. Slowly sliding his tip in as he attaches his mouth to yours, catching and muffling your initial moan. His hands graze up your back, holding you close as he sinks further into you, melting around his every inch. You bury your face in the crook of his neck, whining and mumbling against his warm skin as you adjust to his girth, clutching at his biceps. "Oh, God," muttering, his eyes screwing shut.
He kisses the side of your neck, lightly nibbling and suckling the skin as he slides in and out of you, moulding around him as he fucks into you. Completely filling you with every hasty wind of his hips, rolling into you as he chases after the high.
He grows desperate and demanding as he pushes into you. Massaging inside you, rubbing over your g-spot with the upper side of his cock, fucking into the areas you needed. He finally attaches his lips to yours, swallowing your open moans and whimpers as he groans into your mouth. Slipping in his tongue every once in a while.
You felt the overwhelming build of the high consume you, aimlessly whining against his lips as you felt yourself get closer. You convulse around him, sucking him in further in with every jolt. 
"Can I come in you?" he shakily asks, resting his forehead against yours. "Please- fuck," he mutters, closing his eyes like he's holding himself off. 
You eagerly nod, wrapping your legs tighter around him, crossing your ankles as you keep him glued to you. Desperately clawing at his back as you let go. Quill pulsates for the final time before spilling his load deep into you, senselessly whimpering in one another's mouth as you both reach your long-awaited release. The room full of hot shaky moans.
He gingerly drags himself from you, watching the connecting strings of his cum as he pulls out. He bends to the floor, pulling up his pants before doing the same with yours, holding your hand as he helps you down from the containers. Keeping you balanced, chuckling at your stumbly footing. 
"I'll uh... I'll, um," you stutter, momentarily closing your eyes as you think of the words. "I'll join you out there in a few minutes... don't make it obvious," you grin, reaching up to kiss him tenderly, playfully slapping his ass as he turns away.
Turning around with a faux displeased expression, head cocking. "I'll tell 'em," he warns with a raised brow and boyish smirk. "Don't think I won't..." teasing you. 
Grinning with raised hands as if to symbolise your innocence. "I'll see you in two minutes... Quial."
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sink-me-in-your-ocean · 7 months
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𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔥 ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰 III
What would it be like to sext/send nudes to the Ghouls and Papa Copia? 
Prompt by the magnanimous @endhisbloodlineinmyesophagus
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NSFW/Suggestive below the cut.
Copia:
Count on this man to ruin the mood, not by his own accord (although he does get flustered)
It’s because of him misspelling things/not knowing how to work a phone
It barely matters though when you’ve got him hot and bothered and you know he’ll be thinking of you all day
You sent him a photo of your juicy thighs, pressed together from your seated position. Your garter belt just barely peeking out from underneath your short skirt. 
𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙳𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝙳𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶
Ducking, my heart?
𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙳𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜
I’m fucking crying 😂
𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚎?
(You can practically hear him cursing in Italian, getting mad at the stupid phone.)
I’ll come by later to teach you how to fix autocorrect
𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝
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Swiss:
If you send Swiss a nude just know he’s smiling devilishly
Tries to lick his phone/bite his phone
Just feral things
Wishes he could climb inside his phone and kiss the pixels of your body
He immediately goes wherever he can and strips down to send you an equally racy reply 
You almost drop your phone at his response. There’s Swiss in all his naked glory, standing proudly in a mirror. Fuuuuck.
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗’𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸’𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝
You didn’t give me any warning! Someone could have been looking over my shoulder!
If they were I’m sure they would also like what they saw
You’re incorrigible
Idk what that means  But I’ll take it as a compliment 😏
🙄 ... What are you doing right now? I need to see you
I’m getting ready for a ritual now but if we make it fast…
Say less 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️
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Phantom:
His reaction to receiving a nude from you is best described in two words: 
Cartoon character
His eyes are bugging out and his heart is beating out of his chest
He practically drops his phone upon seeing the explicit photo you sent
I think I'm having a heart attack
Surprise 😽 did you like it?
When he doesn't reply, you actually get a little anxious (like, did he actually die?), but then it sounds like someone slams into your door and you about jump out of your skin.
You wrap your silk robe around yourself, barely getting it tied to answer the rabid banging at the door.
“Phantom! You’re all sweaty! Wait, did you run here?”
“Couldn’t. Stop.” He wheezes, “Had. To. See. You.” He collapses in a heap on the floor.
“Well you didn’t have to sprint here!”
He is still panting minutes later before he composes himself and grins up at you wickedly, “And you, vixen, didn’t have to send me photos of you naked, but here we are.” 
You've got a long night ahead of you.
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Sodo/Dewdrop:
You didn’t think much of the picture you took
It was provocative, sure, but not explicit
Dewdrop thinks differently though
He’s a sucker for a tease
Boy is off his leash going feral 
Got any more? 🔥
You want more?
Fuck, yes
You send him another picture, this one showing more of your soft skin than the last.
Fuck me
When and where?
All day and I don't care
Bet
He pings your location, he’s on his way.
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Rain:
You send him a text and a photo of yourself to accompany it
Rain’s phone is a lil slow though, so he only sees your text first
It’s not his fault
But it is his fault that he refuses to upgrade his phone...
I need your help, I fell out of my clothes 😏
Your phone screen lights up. Rain is calling.
You answer in a sensual voice, “Rain? Like what you s-?”
He interrupts you immediately, “You fell?!? Are you okay?!”
“Wait, what?”
He yells again, “Your text!!”
“Oh,” You pause, looking down at your message, “The photo I sent, did you get that?”
“Why would you send me a photo if you fell?”
An exasperated sigh escapes you, “Just wait.”
His phone pings, the picture message coming through finally. He sees a sultry photo of you, bare, in front of the mirror in your bedroom.
“Rain? Are you there?”
He spoke again after a moment, his voice about an octave lower, “I’ll be there in 10 minutes.”
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Mountain:
He does not text
Like, barely at all if he can help it
If you want to discover his weakness though, just send him a suggestive photo
This ghoul will wax poetic about your body all night long
Unless he's tired of course
Hi you
Hi I’m so sleepy
I’ve got something that will keep you awake if you want
Oh?
You send him a suggestive photo of you in bed, the sheet pulled up just barely covering your body and showing plenty of skin.
Fucking hell
Yeah? What would you want to do if you were here?
The chat bubbles sit there for about ten minutes before you get antsy.
Mountain?
You send him a meme from SpongeBob: “One Eternity Later”. Still no reply.
I stg if you fell asleep…
The next morning you wake up to a text from him apologizing for falling asleep. A second message says that he isn’t going to tell you what he would do to you, that he’d rather show you instead.
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Cirrus:
You didn’t give her any warning, you were just feeling yourself so you sent a little slightly nude photo
Cirrus doesn’t have her phone on her though, it’s in her bag
The kicker? She and Cumulus have the same phone, down to identical phone cases which were gifts from Aurora 
Better not open your phone in public while waiting for her to reply
She will always have to one-up you
Cirrus’ phone buzzes, but she ignores it.
Cumulus holds it up because she thinks it's hers and reads the lock screen, “Cir - your ‘Midnight Snack’ sent you a photo message.”
“Could you open it and see what’s up?”
“Sure.” Cumulus pauses, clearing her throat, “Get over here, you’ll want to see this.”
“What could it possibly be -” Her eyes widened into saucers. "That little -"
"Are you going to reply?"
"Yes," Cirrus says confidently, "and you're going to take a photo of me to send back."
There is one thing for certain: her "Midnight Snack" is getting a treat tonight.
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Cumulus:
She carries her phone around of photo opportunities and to spam the group chat with memes only
You can send her a naughty pic if you want
But it’ll take hours for her reply
She will make the wait well worth your while
You send Cumulus about 20 or so texts before she finally replies to you.
She doesn't read anything, just sees the picture.
Look at you
It's about time!
You look good enough to eat
The moment is over, been over for hours Unless...
You're in luck, little temptress, because we're in different time zones So the moment is just starting for me
You play along, especially when she sends you a photo to up the stakes that has you falling to your knees.
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Aurora/Sunshine:
Solely communicates via Snapchat, so it’s easy to get a little spicy
She doesn’t get what you’re trying to do though, at first
Once she catches on, all bets are off
What are you doing right now? 
The photo you send is slightly on the sultry side, your hair looking mussed, and your top undone a few buttons.
She sent you a picture back of her wide grin with the line: 
Just shopping! I wanted to get some ribbons for my mic stand 😁
Well what are you wearing?
Her next picture is from someone else’s POV of her body, she’s standing in a cutesy way in corduroy overalls with her arms crossed. 
Idk what this human outfit is called It combines pants and a top and I love it!
You smile at your phone, she’s so fucking adorable. You reply with a chat:
It’s called a jumpsuit, my sweet ❤️
Yes, that’s it! Cumulus says your first message was “sexting”?? 
Your face turns red and she sends another chat message in rapid succession.
I’ll be there after I check out! Don’t unbutton any more of that top! 🍽️
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They're all truly living rent free in my brain rn
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ronearoundblindly · 3 months
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For your Valentine's ask game: #7 Jake Jensen x reader, idk why but it seems fitting 😂
Shut Up, Jensen, one of my Valentine's Fics for 2024!
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Oh, this poor, poor, awkward perv. He's pervy until there's a naked lady around and then 😳 "...when I was four, I shoved pennies up my nose..." Seriously, boi, shut up!
Warnings for spice, i.e. a setup to smutty times, but mostly suggestive. MINORS DNI, just to be safe. There's plenty for you to read on my Light Masterlist, but this one is not for you! WC 1042
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You’ve always had a soft spot for nerds, and now, that’s translating to a damp spot on your fanciest panties you wore for this date.
Jake Jensen goofy-grinned his way through the entire evening, making you almost snort a tequila sunrise through your nose, and he never let up. The humor made you comfortable. It’s endearing to see his nervousness right on his graphic-T sleeve as opposed to being ‘manly’ and aloof.
It’s so, so refreshing to hear someone say, “I’m having a great time,” “I don’t want the night to end,” and know deep down in your bones that they mean “spending this time with you has made me happy” instead of “I’ve done enough to get laid now, right?”
Unsurprisingly, it does mean Jake’s done enough to get laid.
You give him your address so he could park his Jeep outside your building. There are parking meters, but tomorrow is Sunday when they’re free. No big deal. You left the bar (which was after the restaurant, which was after the coffee shop) a minute or two before in order to meet him at one of the open spots and walk him in. He can’t meet you at your door because there is a locked gate to your courtyard, and then a keypad for your building, and then about three corridors to navigate. It’s just easier to show him the way.
You can hear that fucking car coming a mile away.
Jake smiles and waves as he parallel parks—with extreme precision, you note—then hops out, gesturing to the meter questioningly.
“Don’t worry about it,” you shrug, jumping to the edge of the curb before he steps up so you can use the height for a kiss on his cheek.
It’s adorable how flustered he gets at just that tiny bit of affection. Though it’s dark, it’s obvious he blushes ferociously, rubbing at the back of his cropped, short hair, racing to gather his thoughts.
“Did you know there are almost three hundred ways to make change for a dollar? Two hundred ninety-three to be ex—woah—“
You grab his hand to lead him inside.
At the gate, you have to pause for the magnetic lock.
“I’m surprised those things even take change anymore,” Jake muses quietly, courteous for the neighbors’ sake, “because physical money only makes up 8% today’s currency…in the whole world.” He slides past the thick steel grating. “Thank you, digital banking.”
He follows behind you in the maze of concrete paths to the next entry.
“People leave like half a million dollars worth of loose change at airport security. That’s a little shocking,” he whispers when you motion for him to take a left, “think you’d splurge for some decent toilet paper with that kind of dough, or maybe some more cup holders in those row-seats? They could, I don’t know, offset the cost of making pennies. Shit cost two cents. Is worth one. Wild…
“Meanwhile, a dime has 118 ridges on the rim of the smallest circumference.”
Doesn’t even matter what he’s saying, the more his plump pink lips move, the more insanely turned on you get. You have to crowd him through your own doorway before you start stripping in the middle of the hall.
You peel your blouse off the instant your keys clatter onto the dinette table. You spin around to grab him by the screen-printed emblem of his t-shirt.
“There are 1.4 billion $2 bills in circulation.”
He gives a little oof sound when his back hits one of your bedroom walls, and there’s a barely audible whimper as your hands snake up under soft, well-worn fabric.
Holy shit, is this boy cut!
Your thumbs actually catch on the deep ridge of his Adonis belt. Dimes got nothing on you, Jake Jensen…
His breathing has changed significantly. “Did you know they—“ he gasps and swallows “—still make those?”
Ok, why is it hotter when he’s not even trying?
“Fun fact: if you went to Zimbabwe, guess which currency you’d…use?” The neckline of his shirt has to pop over his glasses before he fixes them. “The U.S. Dollar. Seriously! Same damn mon—EH.”
His belt buckle is tricky to navigate from this angle and in the very low light of your bedside lamp. You give up on his pants to unzip your skirt at the hip and let it fall.
Jake stands perfectly still with his hands half-raised.
“You’re…really fucking pretty—sorry—really pret—sexy, not that I—but beautiful. You’re really—”
He sucks in a breath as you step within inches of him again, reaching up to carefully pull his glasses over his ears and place them by the lamp.
“Fuck…”
Your index finger tucks into the elastic of his boxers where they peek out above the belt.
“Yeah, so I’ve been—I’m—I don’t have a—what I’m trying to say is—“ he squeezes his eyes shut and wiggles his fingers higher in the air, searching for the right thought “—the most commonly printed bill is actually the one-hundr—“
“Jake,” you interrupt, gently smoothing your hands over his thick shoulders. He is so ripped, what the hell? You guess there are nerds and then there are nerds, wow…
“Do you want to continue?”
He nods super fast, eyes growing wide in panic.
“Good.”
You smash your lips to his, hauling him down and you up by the sturdy tower of muscle he is.
“Condoms are in the drawer,” you mutter between breaths.
He lets out a high, choked whine before clamping his huge, warm hands to your waist, melting into you and your touch.
You coax the both of you toward the bed, swatting at his belt as a signal for him to help, and he does, though he’s not the greatest multitasker. He huffs and smirks, breaking the kiss so he can unlatch, unbutton, and unzip.
Then he looks up at you. 
“So you like movies…?”
You cup his jaw in your hand and pinch, a gentle peck on his lips as encouragement to focus. “Less talking, more fucking, Jensen.”
He opens his mouth, clearly running through a series of replies, but thinks better of it and  pushes down his pants and boxers all at once.
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Lloyd Hansen and a kiss on a place of insecurity ⬅️ ➡️ Steve Rogers and a kiss on a scar
[Main Masterlist; Ko-Fi]
@supraveng @1950schick @patzammit @whiskeytangofoxtrot555 @yiiiikesmish @ashesofblackroses @spectre-posts @jaqui-has-a-conspiracy-theory @brandycranby @buckysprettybaby @ellethespaceunicorn @peyton--warren Y'all getting sick of me yet???
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alexa-fika · 2 months
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Stolen Help (Whitebeard pirates x gn!child!reader)
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A/N This is kind of a request? It was from a comment by @being-worthy on the His One-Piece story, this what Dokucha would be up to the following day; I love how I said little yet it’s the same length as my other fics 😂 let me tell you I was having second thoughts at first but I COOKED HERE
Reader here is replaced by dokucha which stands for reader in japanese
Dividers by @/Saradika
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Dokucha grins, running out of the clinic with the stethoscope in hand
“Vista-nii!”
Vista turns to see the little child running towards him
“Dokucha? What are you doing with the stethoscope?” he asks with a chuckle
“I have to listen to your heart!”
“My heart?” he asks, tilting his head as he kneels downn to their height; he lets the little child run up to him and place the stethoscope over him
“Mmhm, mmhm, you have a pretty heart, Vista!”
He smiles, handing them a flower and tucking it in their stethoscope
“Thank you.”
“Take good care of it, Vista-nii! Umm, eat lots of vegetables so you grow strong!
“I don’t think… I will, don’t worry.”
The child gives them a thumbs up and runs off, leaving an amused Vista behind until a thought comes to mind
“Since when did they have a stethoscope?”
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“Ace-nii, Ace-nii!” The small child yells, running towards said commander
Ace looks up at the child and grins brightly
“Dokucha? Whatcha need?”
They tried to put the stethoscope over his chest, standing on their toes to make themselves taller, but even with their added height and stretching, they were unable to reach higher than his stomach
They put their heels back on the ground with a pout
“You’re too tall.”
Ace bursts out in laughter before lifting them up
“Better?”
They smile in response, putting the stethoscope over his chest and listening to the familiar drumming of his heart
The child nods approvingly
“Good heart!” They exclaim, putting one of their thumbs up towards the flame man and jumping off him, running off to find their next patient
Ace blinks, confused as to what just happened, turning around and scratching his head, trying to make sense of it
“Huh, must have decided to help Marco out,” he mutters
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Izou sat at one of the tables in the training room, meticulously cleaning his guns and making sure they were up to standard, turning his head at the sound of his name
“Izou-nii!”
The sniper looked up to see the little child racing towards him, the look of pure excitement on his face making him smile
“Dokucha? What are you up to now?”
“I need to check your heart Izou-nii!” The exclaims, climbing up in the seat next to him to put the stethoscope on his chest
“Okay,” he replied calmly; he tilted his head, letting the child place the stethoscope over him and listening to his heart
“Mmhm! Your heart sounds like your guns, Izou-nii.”
“Pardon?” he asked confused
“It’s going boom boom like brother’s guns!”
He smiles at the child, associating his heartbeat with his weapon of choice; he glances at the stethoscope
“Say, Dokucha, did Marco give you the stethoscope?”
They jump, startled at the question
“have to go!” They hurried out, quick to get themselves down from the chair and out of sight
He stares in the direction the child had disappeared to, letting out a chuckle and turning his attention back to the task at hand
“Someone is going to get an earful soon.”
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“Papaw, papaw!”
The Captain glances down and spots the small child making gestures to get his attention from down below
He grins easily, taking hold of them and raising them in his hand so he can see them better
“Come to tell me more about that checkup?”
They shake their head exited,
“I need to hear Papaw’s heartbeat,” they said, carefully slipping between his fingers and wrapping their legs around them in order to be able to put the stethoscope near his heart
“Wah, Papaw, your heart is slower, but it’s so loud!”
Whitebeard lets out a thundering laugh at their words, gently maneuvering them to the palm of his hand.
“My heart is not what it used to be, but it is still fighting!” he howled
“Pawpaw has the loudest heartbeat!”
Whitebeard laughs again
“I think that is to be expected,” he says with a grin
“Ah! I still need to listen to Thatch-nii’s Heartbeat!”
“Alright, he should be in the Kitchen getting ready for dinner; let me know if he has a louder heartbeat than mine.” He comments as he lowers the child to the floor
“Go ahead”
“Thank you, Pawpaw”
“Dokucha?”
“Mmhm?”
“Marco did lend you that, right?”
“Ha... Bye Papaw!” They said, quickly disappearing
He lets a snicker at their response, knowing what it meant.
“They are in for it now.”
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The only warning Thatch received before someone burst into his kitchen was the tiny steps in the wooden floors of the Moby dick
“Thatch-nii!”
Thatch looked up, startled by the interruption to his cooking, setting aside the chopping board
“Geez, kid, you scared me!”
They ignore his statement, pulling a stool next to the chef and slowly making their way up to come eye-to-eye with him, placing the stethoscope over his chest and gasping
Thatch raises an eyebrow, confused, as he hears them gasp
“Uh, dokucha?”
“Thatch-nii! You don’t have a heartbeat!” The cry fiddling with the chest piece and moving it around in hopes of finding a heartbeat
“Thats bec- his explanation is promptly cut off as another voice joins in
“It’s because you can’t hear the heartbeat through multiple layers of clothing; the others had no obstructions, so you could hear them clearly.”
They still at the voice, slowly turning around with a nervous smile
“Umm, Hi Marco-nii…”
Marco stares down at the small child
Thatch glances between the two and the stethoscope that the small child held between their hand and quixkly understood the situation, letting out a snort
“Again, Dokucha? You know he’s always going to find out.”
“Shhh, Thatch-nii, I just thought I could use it before he noticed.”
“You were wrong,” Marco muttered, quickly throwing the child over his shoulder and walking off
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Dokucha sat once again at the examination table, trying to avoid the stare of their brother
“The longer you decide to ignore me, the longer you will be here.” he shrugged
They glance up at him
“Sorry?”
he narrows his eyes at the child
“That’s not gonna get you out of this one”
“I just wanted to play with it a little and help you, I was going to give it back…
He pinches the bridge of their nose
“That’s just it; it’s not something to play around, Dokucha; it is a medical tool for me to use in medical settings.”
“I just like the sound and wanted to hear everyone’s heartbeat, and I thought it would help you.”
He sighed
“I know you do, but you can’t just take my tools as you please; if you had asked, I could have lent it to you to use in the clinic under my supervision, where I can explain to you what you are looking for when you use it.”
“Sorry…”
“So, should we be taking stuff from my office?”
“No…”
“Should you be taking stuff from anybody’s office?”
“No…”
“Should you be taking stuff that is not yours?”
“No”
“What should you do next time you want to use something that is not yours?”
“Ask first…”
“Good,” he said, ruffling their hair
“So, can I go now?”
“Absolutely not”
“Hah?”
“Since you seem so keen on helping, how about you help clean the clinic for the rest of the week?”
They whine at his words
“But Marco-nii~”
“Two weeks”
Their mouth drops at that
“That's too long!”
“Three weeks then.”
“Marco-nii!”
“Do I hear a month?”
They shake their head with a pout on their young face
“Glad we came to an understanding.”
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Okay so originally Thatcher was going to be one of the first one’s but the. I came up with the no-heartbeat and I look up at the other one’s and realize the whitebeard pirates just like showing off their chest and Thatch is the only one among them that has ir covered up in his layers of chef clothing
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eiightysixbaby · 8 months
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as you've probably seen in your notifs, i'm a bit obsessed with your writing 😩 it's so good, i'm utterly obsessed
i was wondering if you could write something where steve is manhandling or rough housing with his gf and it takes a ✨️spicy✨️ turn?? i feel like there aren't enough fics with playful!steve tbh
anyway i'm gonna go back to reading everything you've ever posted now because i'm obsessed 😂
- @hornyhornyhimbos 🖤✨️
hiiiii omg I’m so sorry this request truly got lost in the abyss of my inbox, but I hope you enjoy this regardless. I needed something for reader and steve to be debating about and then… this goofiness was born. 🫶🏻 and thank you for the kind words, it means a lot that you like my writing :’)
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“There is no fucking way you haven’t seen Grease,” Steve says, sitting up from where he’d been laying on the sofa to look at you properly.
“Never seen it, I swear. I just don’t know if musicals are my thing,” you say, laughing lightly at his dumbfounded expression.
“How did I not know this about you?” he wonders aloud, pressing his palms to his forehead as if he’s deeply stressed.
“If you’d known would you not be dating me right now?” you tease, laughing harder when he rolls his eyes. You know there isn’t a universe where he wouldn’t want to date you, and he knows you know.
“I just can’t believe you’re just going to write it off as ‘oh, musicals aren’t my thing’” he says, his voice pitching higher when he mocks you. “Like, it’s a masterpiece. I’m hurt, babe,” he says, and you’re not quite sure how much of this is real anymore and how much is him teasing.
You only laugh more, shaking your head at his antics. “It can’t be that good. It’s a bunch of grown adults playing high schoolers, running around and singing.”
“Oh, honey, but you haven’t heard Hopelessly Devoted To You. Or Beauty School Dropout… or… or You’re The One That I Want!” he shouts exasperatedly, hands flying all over the place.
“Boooringgggg,” you drawl, really only saying it to get a rise out of him. You’d watch the movie if he asked you to, honestly you’d probably like it, and you both know it.
“Anything but. You haven’t heard Greased Lightning,” he continues, immediately jumping from his spot on the couch. He grabs the television remote, holding it up in front of him.
“Steve, what-”
“I’m about to show you how not boring it is.”
He waggles his eyebrows at you, shaking his hips as he brings the remote to his mouth like a microphone. He dives into a terrible rendition of Greased Lightning, not breaking eye contact with you.
“This car is automatic…” he cries out.
“Babe,” you say, looking at him questioningly.
“It’s systematic…”
“Steven, I swear to god,” you say as he hops up onto the coffee table, socked feet allowing him to slide on the surface.
“It’s hydromatic!”
He’s fully into it now, giving you a complete show as he sings. You’re in a fit of giggles, watching him in awe as he struts around. He’s trying and only somewhat succeeding in mimicking John Travolta’s dance moves, his arm outstretched as he points at you. His hips gyrate, he turns and shakes his ass exaggeratedly as he continues singing. You have to admit he looks damn good in those too-tight jeans.
He takes off his jacket, throwing it out to you as if he’s a real performer. He’s pitched his voice lower while he sings, really trying to sell his impersonation. You snort, rolling your eyes as you start to get up from your seat, attempting to head towards the kitchen to grab a drink.
He stops you, though, jumping down from the table to grab your arm, pulling you into him, chest to chest.
“Steve!” you gasp, palms pressing to his chest as he wraps a strong arm around you. Your heart flutters at the sudden closeness, heat creeping up your neck.
“You’re gonna miss the best part if you walk away now,” he says, trying so hard not to laugh.
“Oh, I think I’ve seen enough,” you tease, trying to break free from his grip.
You think he’s about to let you go when you’re scooped up by his muscular arms, thrown over his shoulder as he discards his ‘microphone’ onto the coffee table. You flail your limbs, struggling to catch your breath between laughs as he sets you down on the large sofa. He positions himself over you, knees digging into the cushion on either side of your stretched legs, caging you in. He pins your wrists above your head, hazel eyes wild as he laughs with you. His strength makes you dizzy, the way he manhandles you with ease sends you reeling.
“Now that I’ve got you right where I want you…” he says maniacally, dramatically. “I’m going to sing every single song from Grease in order of appearance in the film,” he finishes, adding a wicked cackle to the end of his sentence.
“No, no! Please! Please spare me!” you cry, playing right along with his act.
You try to free your wrists as your legs thrash underneath your boyfriend, but Steve’s grip tightens. His free hand grips the flesh of your hip, pinning you harder to the couch. He’s smiling, practically glowing with how much he likes you, but the mood suddenly shifts when you let out a soft, pleased little noise at the way he squeezes your skin. Your hips inadvertently roll a little, seeking him out.
Your arms no longer struggle against his grip, instead simply going limp beneath the expanse of his fingers. Your breath hitches in your throat, lips parting slightly as you really take in all of Steve. His cheeks are flushed a light shade of pink from exertion, his hair slightly out of place from all of his dancing. He’s beautiful, so gorgeous, and right now he’s looking at you like you’re his favorite sight in the world. Really, it’s because you are.
“Steve…” you breathe out, chest rising and falling as you catch your breath from your previous heavy fits of laughter.
He closes the distance between the two of you, pressing his lips to yours so softly yet so passionately. It says a million things, it expresses all of his adoration for you. Your tongue swipes gently into his mouth, tasting him just a little. His tongue meets yours then, sending chills through your body.
He pulls away eventually, looking at you like he’s lovestruck.
“You’re such a dork, Steve Harrington,” you murmur, but really it says ‘I love you’, ‘thank you for sharing your interests with me’, ‘you’re my favorite person’. And he knows.
“And you’re the girl that’s dating me,” he replies, smiling cutely down at you.
You tug the collar of his shirt, bringing him back down to your lips. Teeth and tongues clash once more as his hips roll into yours, making you whimper. He pushes the fabric of your skirt up your leg, higher higher higher until the pad of his thumb is teasing your cotton panties. Your wrists are freed from his grip, his hand pressing into the cushion to hold himself up. His thumb swipes over your needy core, teasing, but he’s met with a pool of warm wetness that sticks to his fingers. You flush as he gasps into your kiss, knowing he’s figured you out. He pulls his lips from yours and you pout, wiggling your hips slightly beneath him.
“What, honey? Did my imitation of Danny Zuko really do it for ya? Got you that wet?” he teases, smirking so adorably at you you want to smack him.
“Oh fuck off, I can’t stand you,” you reply. “But maybe.”
“Hey, you know what they say. ‘The chicks’ll cream for greased lightnin’” he quotes.
It earns him a well deserved eye-roll, but he makes up for all of his antics with how well he devours you afterwards.
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alexawesimping · 4 months
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“Serving Your Grandmaster”❄️💙🩵🤍
Bi-Han X Female Reader (Smut) please 🚫DNI IF YOU’RE YOUNG🚫
(P in V, choking, blowjob, hair pulling, cream pie, degrading, pet names, fingering, squirting, ice play? With bi-Han’s power, I believe that’s it🤔)
NOTE: This is my first time ever posting on Tumblr one of the fanfics I’ve written.😅 I AM NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM A FANFIC WRITER! So if there’s spelling, grammar, or just any writing mistakes just disregard 🙃 (SLIGHTLY PROOFREAD)
I just enjoy reading other fanfics made by amazing creators, but never really thought of ever making any cause I feel like my creativity is not up there.😂
But please let me know if you enjoyed it!💙
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Bi-Han groans as he holds your makeshift ponytail in his hand. His thighs spread wide open, as your plush soft lips rub against the length of his dick. “Stop teasing, slut.” His hold becoming tighter, you didn’t think being seated at your vanity and putting on your lip balm would result in you on your knees servicing Bi-Han while he’s seated in his chair.
“Mm-“ you hold back a whimper as you feel his grip tighten, your thighs shake feeling your pussy getting more wet. Little did Bi-Han know..you weren’t wearing any underwear. From your constant squirming, you’ve caused your wetness to smear on your inner thighs. You then try to get support putting your hands on Bi-Han’s toned thighs, taking your tongue running it from base to tip then taking Bi-Han in your mouth. “Such a good slut obeying my orders-“ Bi-Han grunting hips slightly bucking, chest breathing up and down.
“Keep your eyes on me and I might just reward you.” Bi-Han said sternly and breathlessly. You were shy but you looked up at Bi-Han his hair down caressing his face. His dark blue robe open exposing all of him, he looked so delicious. “Fuck, you’re going to make me cum in that mouth of yours.” he moaned, then you swallowed him more down to the base and choked. Then his hips bucked again “S-shit!” Bi-Han then came into your mouth, you swallowed his thick ropes of cum feeling it go down your throat.
You fell onto your butt watching breathlessly whipping your mouth. Bi-Han dick is red at the tip twitching as left over cum drips down it. “I’m not done with you yet, come here.” He ordered. You then stand on your weak legs in front of Bi-Han who is seated. He then grabs your arm spinning you around to where you’re sitting on his lap, back facing him. “B-Bi-Han-“ you mutter feeling embarrassed. Then his hand comes from behind grabbing your neck pulling your back to his chest. “What did you say, slut?” He waited for you to correct your mistake. “I-I’m sorry, Grandmaster.” you said whimpering.
Bi-Han then let go of your neck grabbing your thighs and spreading your legs. You let out a sigh at the cold air hitting your wet cunt. “Looks like you were expecting me.” Bi-Han groaned at the sight of your exposed wet pussy. “Now for your reward, for being such a good little slut for your Grandmaster~” He said into your ear as you both watched the tips of his fingers freeze till they were ice. He moved his fingers to your hot clit causing you to jump and try to shut your legs.
The contrast of temperatures make you squeal and whine on his lap. “Grandmaster please~! That’s t-too m-much, ah~” you moaned. His fingers continued to rub against your clit in slow circles, all of this causing your mind to become hazy and hot. “So fucking pathetic~” he said, just then inserting his two freezing fingers in your pussy causing you to moan and arch your back off his chest. “Ahh~! Ngh~” you moaned. “Such a dirty fucking slut falling apart from my fingers on the lap of your Grandmaster~” he growled in your ear.
He pumped his fingers into your pussy slowly teasing you, allowing you to feel his fingers sliding in and out. “P-please f-faster! I need it~” you whined. Bi-Han raised one of his eye brows then obliged, pumping his fingers faster watching the ice from his fingers melt from your hot walls clenching around his fingers. “Of course..a bitch in heat like you would want it hard and fast, isn’t that right?” he asked, your mind completely fucked out. You couldn’t respond getting a displeased grunt from Bi-Han. This caused him to curl his fingers upward hitting your g-spot causing you to respond.
“Y-yes! Fuck-“ you moaned out loud, your body shaking. A smile appeared on his lips “Let’s completely corrupt you.” He growled, grabbing his again hardened cock without warning replacing his fingers. You mewled and whimpered feeling his cock completely filling your pussy up. “Haah fuck~ you’re completely milking me~” Bi-Han said. He slowly started to fuck up into you making you jump on his lap, your legs being held open. “Ah~ ah~ please~ don’t stop!” You moaned as your cunt clenched harder around Bi-Han.
You then felt the coil deep in your stomach tightening, feeling it about to snap. “G-Grandmaster I-I’m gonna-“ you moaned feeling your breasts. “That’s it, make it messy for me, cum on your only favorite dick!” he growled, feeling himself coming again. You then felt the coil snap squirting onto his lap but also far onto the ground. “I-I..” you were so embarrassed seeing yourself squirt like that. Bi-Han removed his cock as his cum came out your tight pussy. “You did so well for me, slut.” Bi-Han says holding your weak trembling body close.
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Nah because this man got me F E R A L😩🧎🏽‍♀️
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lipglossanon · 11 months
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Hey Pretty, Won’t You Take A Ride With Me?
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stepbro!Leon S. Kennedy x fem!reader
Warnings: 18+ minors DNI, stepcest, feelings are starting to happen 👀, dirty talk, flirting, jealous Leon, kissing, unprotected sex, fingering, creampies, breeding kink, boyfriend/girlfriend role play (it’ll make sense 😂), car sex, semi-public sex, pussy spanking/slapping, squirting, slight cockwarming
So so tired (finally back from vacation!) and wanted to get this out! 😘 so def not proofread 🤣
Title from Hey Pretty by Poe (also a nice remix)
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“What do you mean it’s family bonding?”
“That’s exactly what I meant, family bonding,” your mother sighs, exasperated with you already, “we’re all going out for the day to spend some quality time together.”
You groan, slumping down on yourself from where you sit on top of the kitchen counter. 
“Besides,” your mother ignores your eye rolling, “it’s the company picnic and they want us to bring our families. It’ll be a nice day!”
“But mom—“
“The car’s loaded up, so we’re ready when you are,” Leon’s voice cuts you off. 
You glare over at him and stick out your tongue, “Rude.”
He grins and flips you off, “It’s just my charm, Princess.”
You roll your eyes at him and turn back to your mom who’s finished grabbing her purse, “It’s gonna be so boring; you’re just going to end up schmoozing with your boss anyways.”
“Honey,” your mom sighs again, tugging your arm, “it’s not going to kill you to hang out with your family for the afternoon.”
You slide off the counter with a groan, “Fine.”
You look at Leon who’s staring at your thighs. With a frown you look down and see the tail end of the bruises he left on your skin the other night poking out from the edge of your shorts, making you quickly tug them down before your mom sees it. Leon’s eyes jump up to yours and he smirks. 
“How about this,” she points to Leon, “you two can carpool and after a few hours, I’ll let you leave the picnic early. We got a deal?”
You squint your eyes at Leon who only shrugs. 
“I’m game,” he gives you the fakest smile, “what do you say little sis.”
You purse your lips but slowly nod, “Sounds fine. And you promise we can leave early?”
Your mom laughs and gives you a one armed hug, “Promise, sweetie. Now c’mon we don’t want to be late.”
Leon waits and lets your mom walk out before falling in step with you.
“Aren’t you excited?” He teases you, his hand ghosting across your lower back and ass. 
“Cut it out,” you elbow his ribs. 
“Hurry it up you two!” Your stepdad calls from the front door, jangling his keys in hand. 
“Yeah, Leon,” you exit the front door first, Leon on your heels. 
Your stepdad closes and locks the door then tosses a second set of keys to Leon. 
“Just follow us and drive the speed limit.”
Leon nods, “I know the drill.”
Unlocking the car doors, Leon climbs into the driver’s seat while you get comfortable in the passenger. 
Your parents pull out of the driveway and honk. Leon huffs while rolling his eyes and you snort at his attitude. 
He side eyes you, “Play nice, princess.”
You bat your eyelashes at him, “I am nice.”
It’s his turn to snort, “Sure thing.”
With that, he pulls out onto the road and follows after your parents. 
It’s actually.. nice. The radio is tuned to a variety station and Leon lets you control the temp, blasting AC against the muggy heat outside. 
“Think it’s gonna rain,” you muse out loud.
Leon only hums in agreement, eyes on the road. This gives you the opportunity to take in his thick biceps and forearms. You press your thighs together when he drums his hands on the steering wheel, making his muscles and tendons flex. 
You bite the side of your thumb imagining those arms holding you up, pressing you against a wall and—
“Think there’s going to be a lot of people at this thing?”
Leon’s voice pulls you from your daydreaming. 
Blinking, you look at his side profile and shrug, “There usually is; we’ve been going to these for a few years now.”
“Oh?” he glances over at you, “well what can I expect?”
You sigh and turn your attention back to the window, “Just a bunch of ass kissing and lame family games. Same tired old shit that literally no one cares about.”
He laughs and you look back at him, eyebrows raised. 
“S’just cute is all,” he gives you a soft grin, “you don’t get so fired up all that often.”
“Shut up,” you grumble, fighting down your own smile, “you’ll see what I mean.”
You lapse into a comfortable quiet and before you know it, Leon’s pulling into the packed parking lot. He parks as close to your parents as he can and shuts off the car. You both get out and walk over to the trunk of your mom’s car. 
She comes around the side waving a blanket at you, “You two can grab this and go find a good spot in the shade.”
Leon bundles the blanket in his arms and motions for you to lead the way, “After you.”
Sighing, you guide Leon into the venue and trek over to where you usually setup at this company picnic. 
“Hey!” 
You both turn at the voice. 
You smile, “Oh hey, Steve.”
Steve walks up to you two, a big smile on his face, “Hi! I thought you were bailing this year.”
You roll your eyes, “I tried. Oh Steve, this is Leon. Leon, Steve.”
Steve waves excitedly, “Nice to meet you.”
“Sure,” Leon looks at him, dead eyed expression on his face, “c’mon princess, we gotta setup.”
“Yeah,” you smile at Steve as Leon tugs you away, “well I’m sure I’ll see you around.”
“See ya!” Steve calls out, catching a red haired girls attention and taking off in that direction. 
“So that’s Steve?” Leon grimaces. 
“Yep,” you pop the p on the end, “and if you notice the girl he’s latched onto, you’ll see that that’s Claire.”
His upper lip curls but he only pushes you to keep walking. You stifle a laugh and finish the walk over to the usual spot your family uses— it’s under a big tree on the edge of the venue, perfect for keeping out of the way or interest of anyone. 
As soon as you and Leon spread out the blanket, your mom and stepdad join you carrying a mini cooler filled with drinks. 
Your mom frowns at you, “Same spot as usual? I thought we’d try somewhere different this year.”
You fold your arms, posture stiff, “Nothing wrong with this spot.”
Your mom sighs but doesn’t argue any further. 
You see Leon look over at his dad who only mouths ‘I don’t know’. 
Your mom claps her hands and smiles, “Well, let’s go sign up for some group activities.”
You shrug and drop your hands to the side. Your mom grabs your stepdad’s arm and leads him over to the sign up table. 
“You good?”
You turn to Leon grabbing a water out of the cooler. 
“Yeah,” you wave your hand, “it’s nothing.”
His steady gaze makes you fidget and look down at your feet. 
“My dad and I picked this spot the first time we had to come to these,” you clear your throat, eyes glancing back up at him, “S’all it is.”
“Ah,” Leon’s expression softens. 
“Anyways, yeah, well now we have some dumb games to look forward to,” you rub your arms, “so, uh, might as well go join them.”
“Sure,” Leon drops the water bottle back into the cooler and falls into step with you. 
“So you probably know a lot of people here,” he nudges your arm. 
You groan in annoyance, “Too many. Bet you money that someone at some point is going to come to us and ask ‘oh aren’t you just the cutest! I remember when you were this tall!’,” you bring your hand up and hold it even with your waist. 
“Stop,” Leon shakes his head, “there’s no way someone is actually going to say that phrase.”
You smile cheekily at him, “You’ll see.”
You both meet up with Leon’s dad and watch as your mom finishes signing in with a volunteer. She walks over with little wrist bands in her hand. 
“One for each of you!” she hands them out, blue for your mom and stepdad and green for you and Leon. 
“Great,” you deadpan. 
“Honey—“
“Oh my gosh, I haven’t seen you in ages!! How have you been?”
An older woman cuts your mom off and gives her a quick hug. 
“Good, good!” Your mom practically beams, “how have you been?”
“Good,” the woman laughs and then catches you out of the corner of her eye. 
“Oh my goodness! Aren’t you just the cutest thing!” she grabs your hands in hers, “you’ve grown so much! I remember when you only came up to my waist!” 
You watch Leon cover his mouth, but you can still see the grin on his face. 
“Oh and this must be your boyfriend,” the woman coos, eyes taking in Leon next to you, “my he’s a handsome boy.”
Your eyes cut to Leon who barks out a laugh, red tinging his cheekbones. 
Your mom also starts to laugh, “No, that’s Leon. That’s my new stepson. I guess I should’ve made introductions sooner.”
“Oh my mistake,” the woman blushes and laughs, “oh I see—,” her attention shifts to someone in the distance, “oh! I must go, but it’s so lovely to meet you.”
She jogs off yelling and waving at another picnic attendee. 
“That wasn’t awkward at all,” your stepdad dryly states. 
You laugh so hard you snort and cover your mouth, giggles still sneaking past your palm. You catch Leon’s flushed face and lose it again to a fit of giggles. 
Your mom clears her throat, “Yes well let’s head over to the games area; since there’s four of us, we’ll need to pair off.”
Leon throws his arm over your shoulders, “You’ve got me now, so we’ll definitely win.”
You roll your eyes, “Mmhmm, we’ll see.”
With the arm around your shoulders, he pinches your cheek, “Have faith, little sis.”
“Sure thing, big brother,” you simper, clasping your hands to your chest, “my hero.”
He pinches your cheek again and tugs, eyes dark, “Be nice, Princess.”
“We’ll meet up at our spot after the race,” your mom remarks, shielding her eyes and looking around, “oh there’s my boss! We’ll meet up with you kids later.”
Grabbing her husband’s hand, she rushes off in the opposite direction. 
You elbow Leon in the ribs and he slowly drags his hand across your back to his side. 
“Quit it,” you hiss, feeling flush. 
“C’mon,” Leon links your arm with his, “show me where this thing is at.”
You try to wrangle your arm back, but Leon holds on tight. 
Sighing, you relax in his hold and start to walk to the middle of the venue, “It’s over here.”
The heat from Leon’s side seeps through your T-shirt making butterflies flutter in your stomach. 
“You know you should be a lot nicer to your handsome boyfriend,” Leon’s voice lilts higher on the last two words as he pokes you in the side. 
You squirm and smack his arm, skin tingling, feeling hot all over with embarrassment and giddiness, “Shut. Up.”
To your dismay, he just laughs at you.
“C’mon, Princess,” he leans his head down to whisper in your ear, “gotta be sweet to me or people will think my girlfriend doesn’t like me.”
Your stomach dips in excitement, but you ignore it and nudge Leon in the ribs, “You’re being annoying, Leon.”
He snickers, “Isn’t that what big brothers are for?”
You roll your eyes, “You can’t be both you dork.”
He hums and grin wickedly at you, “Says who, Princess?”
Shivering, your nipples tighten in your bra as you look away, “Says everyone.”
He only shrugs in reply, eyes glittering in the sun.  
“You really think you can win?” you turn your attention back towards him, changing the subject. 
“Of course,” he scoffs, blue eyes roving over your face before making eye contact, “I’m gonna win at whatever it is.”
“You trying to show off?” you tease, squeezing his arm. 
He grins crookedly, “Don’t you wanna see how good your big brother is?”
Your breath hitches and you watch as Leon notices, eyes darkening. 
“You wanna win for me?” you whisper, eyes hooded, warmth pooling in your abdomen. 
“Yeah, wanna show off to my girl, show her how much better I am than anyone else here,” his voice is heated and deep as his heavy gaze takes in your hazy expression. 
“Okay,” your lips part, tongue darting out to wet them, “then win it for me, big brother.”
You feel his body tense next to you. 
“What do I get when I win?”
You tap a finger against your chin, “Hmmm, how about a kiss?”
“Yeah?” His eyes drop to your lips, “I’ll take that deal.”
Your lips curl into a smile, “Then deal.”
Walking up to the starting point of the race, there’s already a huge crowd of people. 
“Greens lining up now,” a man calls through a bullhorn, “greens at the starting line!”
Leon slips his arm out of yours. He runs a thumb across the apple of your cheek. 
“Wait for me at the finish line?”
You smirk at him and hold up your wrist, “But I’m also a green. So looks like you’re gonna have to outrun me if you want to win.”
You laugh at his slack jawed expression. 
“Poor Leon,” you coo, patting his broad chest. 
Someone bumps into you, pushing you further into Leon’s personal space. 
“Ah, sorry,” a rich voice laughs behind you, “a little clumsy.”
You turn and give the surprisingly cute guy a shy smile, “It’s okay, no biggie.”
The guy smiles even wider at you, “I don’t think I’ve seen you here before.”
You laugh softly, “Unfortunately, I’m here every year.”
“It’s the worst isn’t it?” he chuckles, “my dad’s always dragging me to these.”
“For me, it’s my mom,” you roll your eyes, “and it’s the same thing every year which is super lame.”
“Exactly!” He laughs. 
All of a sudden you feel a line of heat down your back as Leon presses his chest against you, arms draped over your shoulders as he rests his chin on your head, “What’re we talking about, sweetheart?”
The guy’s smile drops from his face as his eyes swap nervously from your face up to Leon’s.
He takes half a step back, “Well it was nice meeting you!”
You watch as he turns and darts off further into the crowd. Warmth zings through your body as Leon pulls you even tighter against him. 
“You going to ignore me for some stranger?” His voice gives you goosebumps as he whispers in your ear, “how mean.”
“Leon,” you soften against him, relaxing back in his hold, “I was just being friendly.”
“Uh huh,” he rumbles, “and I’m sure he thought you were just being friendly, too.”
He lets go of you, leaving you feeling dizzy and off balanced.
“Last call for greens to the starting line!” the bullhorn rings out. 
You and Leon line up with the group, shoulders brushing. 
“Good luck, brat,” he pinches your side meanly making you gasp. 
You go to smack his shoulder but the starting gun goes off and everyone makes a mad dash for the finish line. 
Leon bolts out in front of you. 
“Cheater!” You yell at his back. 
He flips you off but keeps running. You jog a few steps but decide it’s a bust. Stepping out of the throng of people, you make your way down to the finish line, but now on the outside of the run. Once down at the finish line, you stand on your tiptoes looking for Leon’s distinctive hair. A pair of arms wrap around your waist and twirl you around. 
You squeal and smack at the forearms wrapped around you. You hear Leon laugh in your ear as he sets you back down. 
“Gotcha, princess.”
“Fuck off,” you shove at his chest even though he doesn’t budge. 
He grins at you, “No can do, you owe me a prize.” 
He dangles a cheap plastic medallion with ‘1st Place’ stamped in wonky lettering in front of your face. 
You laugh, taking the medal from his hand, “No way!”
“Way,” he crowds into your personal space, “so?”
“I guess I have to,” you try to act serious, but the smile won’t leave your face. 
You grab the collar of his shirt and tug him down closer to you while you push up on your tippy toes; you press a soft kiss at the corner of his mouth, lips barely grazing his. 
You settle back on flat feet and let go of his shirt, “Congratulations.”
He slips his fingers through the belt loops of your shorts and yanks you forward; he holds you against him as he licks into your mouth, tongue hot as it slips past your lips. You whine and sag against his broad chest as he practically tongue fucks you in front of all these strangers. 
Pulling away, you gasp in a quick breath, “What’re you doing? What if our parents see?”
Your eyes dart around nervously, but there’s no denying the heat building between your thighs. He smirks down at you, making your belly swoop in excitement. 
He noses along your hairline until his lips press against your ear, “Kissing my little sister, what else? And don’t worry they’re nowhere around, I looked.”
You bite your lip to stop the moan bubbling out of your throat, but Leon doesn’t stop there.
“So funny none of these people know, they just think you could be my cute little girlfriend,” he chuckles, tongue dipping in your ear making you shiver against him, “haven’t got a clue that I’m your big brother.”
You moan at that, softly where only he can hear it. He hums and goes to dip his head down, but jerks back from you like he’s been shocked. 
“It took forever for us to find you!” 
Leon gives his dad a strained smile, “Yeah it’s pretty crowded huh.”
You scrub your hands across your face and turn on shaky legs to face your mom, giving her a quick smile and a wave. 
She nods, “One of our bigger turnouts,” then she sees the glint of yellow in Leon’s hand and gasps excitedly, “did you win?!”
“Oh,” Leon rubs the back of his neck, “uh yeah, I did.”
“He was so good,” you add slyly, grinning at Leon, “right, big brother?”
He rolls his eyes at you, but you see a blush dusting the bridge of his nose. 
“Let’s go eat,” your mom suggests, “I’m starving.”
She links arms with you and starts to talk about the new boss she just met while your stepdad and Leon trail behind, softly conversing with each other. 
Before you know it, the minutes bleed into hours as the afternoon drips by like slowly melting ice cream. Your mom and stepdad leave to go mingle, sticking you and Leon with cleaning up by yourselves. 
Afterwards, sitting on the picnic blanket, you wrap your arms around your legs and prop your chin on your knees. You watch as your mom and stepdad get pulled into yet another conversation with her coworkers.
Leon’s knee bumps into yours, “Stop being so pouty.”
You tilt your head to the side to look at where he’s lounging back on his elbows next to you. 
“I’m not pouting,” you say, although you know you most definitely are. 
“Suuure,” he snarks at you.
You sigh, “It’s just.. well, she drags me to these things every year.”
He raises an eyebrow at you, “Okay?”
“It just sucks. She brings me along and then I’m left here by myself while she talks it up with everyone. It wasn’t so bad when dad—“
You cut yourself off, feeling embarrassed. 
You raise back up into a sitting position and cross your legs, “Never mind.”
He raises up to sit next to you, bumping your shoulders together, “No, c’mon tell me. I wanna hear.”
You pick at the loose thread on your shorts, “Well when dad was here it wasn’t so bad cause we’d goof off and make it fun. We’d pick out people and invent some silly job for them or what ludicrous name they could have. It just—“
You trail off feeling tears prick your eyes. 
“It didn’t suck,” he murmurs, reaching out and holding your hand, “sorry for bringing it up.”
You huff a small laugh, “No, it’s— you didn’t do anything. I just hate being here. Last year it was just us two, so essentially just me.”
Glancing around and noticing no one’s even near you two, Leon squeezes your hand. 
“Hey,” he noses your hairline and presses a kiss on your ear then your cheek, “I’m here, okay?”
“I know,” you give him a shy smile paired with watery eyes, “you’ve actually made today a lot of fun, so thank you.”
“Any time,” he presses a quick kiss on your mouth before pulling away. 
Your wide eyes look around as you whisper, “Leon!”
“What?” He grins, “it’s just us.”
“This time!” You whisper loudly, “you can’t just keep kissing me in public, especiallywhen our parents are nearby!”
“So you’re saying I can kiss you in public when they’re not?” His grin widens.
You gaze at him, mouth parted in disbelief, “You—“
“Kids!” your mom calls out cheerily, waving as she walks up. 
You turn to face her, Leon slipping his hand out of yours. 
“It’s starting to get late and some of us are going to stick around to help clean up,” she smiles at you two, “so you can head on home.”
You notice that the sun has started to set. Dark looking storm clouds are rolling in over the horizon. 
“Oh, I didn’t realize it was that late,” you stand up and brush off your shorts. 
Your mom pulls you in for a quick hug, “Thank you for staying today. It means a lot.”
You shrug awkwardly, “No problem, mom.”
She lets go of you and turns a stern gaze to Leon who’s now standing next to you, “Drive safe, young man.”
He gives her a mock salute, “Will do, ma’am.”
She smiles at him and pats his cheek, “Okay, I’ll see you guys at home.”
And with that, your mom spins around and walks off to re join her husband. 
“You ready then?” 
You glance up at Leon, “More than.”
On the drive home, the storm clouds finally break and heavy rain comes pelting down. The windshield wipers seem to be working double time, but it still makes it hard for Leon to see the road. 
“About a half hour away,” Leon nods to the GPS, “I’m gonna pull over into this park until it lets up some.”
“Okay,” you easily agree with a shrug, “you’re driving.”
He pulls into the empty lot; the small park has an even smaller parking lot to match. Leon shuts the car off and the sound of rain drumming against the roof lends itself to a soothing atmosphere. 
“I love the rain,” you sigh, gazing out the window. 
“Mm it’s nice,” Leon hums. 
He looks over at you until you finally catch his gaze. 
He grins lazily at you, “C’mere.”
You smile confusedly, “What?”
He pats his lap, “Come sit.”
A rush of heat shoots through your body. You carefully shift until you can climb over the center console and onto Leon’s lap. Your back brushes against the steering wheel and your legs are folded on either side of his bulky thighs.
His warm hands settle on your hips, gripping them to pull you snug up against his chest. 
“There we go,” his whisper falls into the space between your lips. 
Feeling shy, you tuck your face into his neck. 
“Thank you for today, for being nicer than usual,” you press a soft kiss into his skin. 
“It’s no problem,” he pokes your side making you gasp and sit up.  
“Still,” you run your hands through his hair, “thank you, Leon.”
He groans and leans his head back against the headrest. You scratch along his scalp and his eyes slip shut. 
“Mmm gonna have to be nicer if this is what it gets me,” he sighs out. 
You laugh softly and continue to run your hands through his hair. A comfortable silence only broken by the sound of rain fills the quiet. Thunder rolls in the distance and the rain starts to come down even harder. 
Leon’s voice rumbles in his chest, “You ever made out in a car, Princess?” 
Flustered, you bring your hands down to drape around his neck, “No.”
“Good,” he smirks, “I like being your first for things.”
“Leon,” you squirm in embarrassment. 
He holds your hips still, “Behave. You keep moving like that and it’s gonna be more than making out.”
“Yeah,” your eyes drop to his lips, “is that a promise big brother?”
His lips thin, a mean look coming over his face, “Don’t be a brat.”
You lick your lips and smile sweetly at him. 
“Wouldn’t dream of it, big brother.”
His hand comes up to your jaw and he brings your mouths together in a messy kiss. 
“Such a fucking tease,” he groans into your mouth. 
“Leon,” you mewl. 
He fucks his tongue in and out of your mouth, spit dripping down your chin making your cunt throb as you squirm and rock in his lap. His hands help your hips pick up a rhythm that has you panting and moaning in your kisses.
“So sweet,” he pulls away, a string of saliva connecting your lips. 
He rubs his thumb over your bottom lip, breaking the strand and smearing spit all over your mouth, “Sweet little sister.”
Your eyes flutter as slick fills your panties, making the slow grind on your clit wet and slippery. 
“Leon,” you whimper, lips brushing against his, “my panties are sticking to me.”
“Fuck, really?” he bites your bottom lip harshly, sucking on it before letting go with a small pop, “big brother making your little pussy cry, princess?”
“Uh huh,” you grab one of his hands and guide it to slip under the leg of your shorts. 
His fingers stroke your clit on the outside of your soaked panties. 
“Shit,” he hisses, fingers feeling around the flimsy fabric barely covering your aching cunt. 
“So wet,” he presses his face into your neck, groaning, “haven’t even touched you yet and you’re fucking dripping.”
Your hand dips between your bodies to roughly stroke him through his jeans. You feel his cock kick and throb against the palm of your hand. 
“Get in the backseat, baby,” he pulls his hand away from your wet heat and smacks your ass. 
Leon’s dark eyes watch you clamber over the console and into the backseat. He follows you immediately and maneuvers you both until he’s seated against the door with you straddling his lap. The windows in the front are completely fogged while the ones in the backseat slowly catch up. 
“God, been wanting you all day princess,” he pulls you into a heated kiss, “driving me crazy in these fucking shorts.”
“Yeah?” you whimper into his mouth. 
“Mmm, yeah could see the bruises I left on your thighs reminding me of how sweet your hot little cunt tastes,” he licks into your panting mouth, lips slick with spit, “couldn’t even touch you how I wanted.”
“Leon!” you roll your hips down onto the outline of his hard cock, “how’d you want to touch me?”
He hisses, “Like I’m doing right now, Princess. Random assholes staring at you, couldn’t even show’em what’s mine.”
He growls and bucks his hips up, pressing just right against your clit. He kisses the moan out of your mouth. 
“M yours, Leon,” you whine when he pulls his mouth away to nip and suck at your neck. 
“Yeah you are,” he sucks a bruise into your neck, “my pretty little sister, right?”
You claw at his shoulders, pressing your throat harder into his teeth, “Yeah, yeah, ‘m your little sister, no one else’s.”
“Fuck,” he moans, a raspy growl that goes straight to your throbbing cunt, “mmm or maybe you’re my sweet little girlfriend that I’m going to fuck in the backseat, huh?”
“Leon!” you keen, grinding down even  harder on the outline of his cock, clit throbbingin your panties, “want that, want it so much.”
He groans, tongue slipping into your mouth, “Gonna fuck my girlfriend’s pretty pussy til she’s creaming my cock, right?”
You nod your head quickly, “Yes, yes, please.”
“Show me your tits, baby. Wanna suck on those nipples and get this pussy nice and wet,” he pulls away, blown pupils holding your gaze. 
“Leon,” you gasp, yanking your shirt up over your head. 
Before you can undo your bra, he tugs the cups down until your breasts are spilling out, nipples tightening under his gaze. 
“Damn,” he whispers, “so fucking hot.”
He grabs your hips to slowly grind his dick into the damp heat of your pussy. His mouth latches onto a nipple and he eagerly suckles the hard bud. 
“Sensitive,” you mewl, hands moving from his shoulders to tangle in his hair. 
He ignores you and continues to suckle and teasingly bite your hard bud before switching to the other one. He continues to drift back and forth, teasing and sucking your nipples until they’re sore and puffy. His eyes slip closed with a moan when you tug his hair harder. 
“Big brother,” you whine, “you’re sucking too hard.”
He growls but pulls back from your chest, “So spoiled.”
You pout and press your hips down harder making him moan, “But you like spoiling me.”
“Yeah I do, little brat,” he shifts to pull his own shirt off and drop it on the floorboard. 
You whimper and drag your hands from his shoulders, down his broad chest, to his abs. 
“You’re so hot, Leon,” you pant, nails scratching his skin making his abs flex, “you make me so wet.”
“Can’t just say that shit,” he grits out, grabbing your hands in his, eyes dark and hungry. 
“But it’s true,” you whisper biting your lip, eyes big. 
He reaches between you and thumbs open the button on his jeans. 
“Take those fucking shorts off before I do,” his voice rasps, helping you raise your hips. 
As soon as the material of your shorts and panties are shoved down your thighs, he presses two fingers into your soaking wet pussy. 
“God damn, baby,” he watches as slick drips down his wrist, “you’re so wet for me.”
“Need you,” you whimper, “please.”
“I got you,” he tugs his own jeans and underwear down; his hard dick bounces up against your thigh smearing a sticky trail of precum. 
“Easy, baby,” he grabs the base of his cock and slaps your pussy, “ready to sit on my dick?”
“Yeah,” you pant, lifting yourself up so he can glide the head of his cock against your swollen clit to dip inside your slick hole. 
“Please, Leon.”
“Please, what?”
You whine, “Please big brother, want you to put it in.”
He chuckles meanly, “Put what in Princess?”
Your pussy clenches around nothing, slick dripping down onto Leon’s cock just teasing at your hole. 
“Please, big brother I need your cock in my pussy,” you whimper, hands scratching at his chest, “want you in my needy princess pussy.”
“Fuck, you play dirty, sweetheart,” he groans sinking the first couple of inches into your wet heat, “can’t say no to that now can I.”
He grabs your hips stilling your movement; he’s only halfway in your pussy and it’s making you desperate.  
“Leon,” your eyes water, “please, please I need it. Feel so empty,” whimpering, you drag your lips across his jaw, “don’t you wanna fuck your girlfriend’s wet pussy?”
“Fuck,” he hisses, slowly easing you down, his cock sliding deeper but still not bottoming out.
“Gotta savor this one princess, s’gonna be a slow fuck for your little cunt.”
Your thighs spasm as you hiccup a moan, tears filling your eyes. 
“But Leon—“
“Uh uh,” he clicks his tongue, eyes dark and mean, “big brother knows what’s best.”
Your cunt flutters around his cock making you both moan. Even though he’s only teasing the first few inches of his cock in and out of your pussy, it sounds wet and dirty. 
“Fuck me,” he huffs a laugh, “you’re leaking so much it’s dripping down my balls. You’re gonna get the family car all dirty, baby.”
Your back arches as you press your body weight down; you feel Leon sink further into your cunt before his hands grip your hips like a vice. 
“What did I say? Do I need to spank your slutty cunt? To make sure you’re listening to me?”
You whimper, “M-maybe.”
“Oh?” he grins, “do I need to spank that needy pussy and show her who’s in charge?”
Your eyes slip shut as you nod, “Yeah, yeah, big brother needs to spank my pussy.”
He growls and pulls you up off of his cock; you whine and writhe your hips but he sets you back down in his lap, pussy lips sandwiching his dick. 
A faint buzzing comes from Leon’s phone tucked into the center console. 
You rock your hips forward and shiver as your clit rubs against his cock in a slippery drag of friction.
“None of that,” he smacks your thigh, pulling your dazed expression up to meet his heated gaze, “you ready?”
“Yes,” you grab his hand and push it against your soaked cunt, “spank my princess pussy; she needs big brother to really give it to her.”
“Fuck,” he bites out, “fucking slut.”
He cups the wet heat of your pussy then brings his hand back and smacks upward, covering your mound and swollen clit with his palm. 
You whine high in your throat, hands reaching behind you to hold onto his thighs for purchase. 
“That’s it,” he murmurs, “be good and let me spank you.”
“Uh huh,” you lean back onto your hands, arching your hips to put your pussy more on display, “need my boyfriend to really give my naughty pussy a spanking.”
“God damn,” he clenches his eyes shut a moment, then looks back down at your puffy clit and drippy cunt. 
“Got a slutty fucking girlfriend don’t I,” his voice rasps, smacking your pussy again and again and again, “or should I say slutty little sister, just letting her brother play with her pussy whenever he wants.”
The sharp stings fade into a low heat with every slap, making your clit throb and hole clench on nothing. Your hips jump up into each slap, thighs trembling. 
“Hold still,” his voice darkens, “and let me spank your slutty cunt.”
“‘M not slutty,” you gasp out, “m just needy.”
“Is that right?” he mocks, dragging his middle and index finger through your slick before circling your sore clit. 
“I guess it can’t be helped,” he sighs, fingers dipping into your hole, “big brother will have to fill up this wet and sloppy cunt.”
“Please,” you arch down onto his fingers, “Leon, big brother, I need it.”
He pulls his fingers away and lines his cock up with your wet clenching hole. He presses in with a low groan as you rock your hips down until he bottoms out completely. You wince at how deep he is inside of you; the fat tip pressing against your cervix making you rock forward, enjoying the ache deep in your cunt. 
“So deep,” you pant, nails digging into his forearms, “hurts.”
“It does?” He coos all fake sympathy, “guess I should pull out then.”
“Nooo,” you clench down tightly. 
“No?” he grinds his cock upward making your eyes roll back from the pain blooming into pleasure as your hips jump. 
“If it’s too deep I need to pull out,” he kisses your cheek, “don’t want to hurt my sweetbaby sister.”
You whimper as he slips back just a little and then presses hard into your fluttering walls. His tip kisses the opening of your cervix making you squeal in pain, but he holds your hips down making you take it. His thumb moves to brush against your clit in soft, teasing circles. 
“Hurts, princess?” he licks the tears dripping down your face, “is it too much? Does your boyfriend’s cock stretch you out too far?”
Nonsensical sounds come from your lips, tongue lying heavy and useless in your mouth. He keeps grinding too deep and touching your clit with delicate fingers, making wires cross in your brain until you feel nothing but white hot pleasure overtaking your body. 
“Are you fucking cumming?” he whispers in awe, feeling your walls milk his cock as slick drips out of your spasming hole. 
“Fucking hell,” he slowly eases you back, his cock still inside your pussy just not as deep as before. 
“Leon,” you slur, eyes hazy, “s’good.”
He laughs, “Sure seems like it, baby. Want to just sit on my dick, keep me nice and warm for awhile? Til you’re ready to go again?”
You hum a sound of agreement, “Sounds nice.”
He groans, “Yeah it does.”
He helps you shift your hips so his cock isn’t pressing into you too deeply and he brings your mouth in for a sloppy kiss. 
“Love kissing you,” he coaxes you to open your mouth wider, “always so eager.”
You feel giggly and warm, “Love kissing you too, Leon.”
He sighs in your mouth, tongues slowly sliding together between your lips. His kisses turn slower, sweeter— tongue licking into your mouth, tasting you as deep as possible. You feel his cock kick and throb in your sensitive cunt. Shifting, you press yourself down a little more firmly, pussy walls gripping his cock tightly. 
A faint buzzing comes from the floorboard where your shorts were tossed. Leon pulls you further into his chest, rolling his hips up into your soaked pussy. Buzzing happens again but this time from the center console; you both ignore it as Leon presses the fat tip of his dick and grinds along the spongy spot in your cunt that drives you crazy. 
He pulls away from your sloppy kissing, pupils so big his eyes look black. Both phones are now buzzing with calls. 
“s’that the spot, sweetheart?” He grinds his dick deeper in your squelching cunt. 
“Leon,” you keen, hands tugging his hair, “it’s so good, you feel so good inside me.”
He growls, hips thrusting up into you harder, faster. 
“God, princess, got the best fucking pussy,” he bites your jaw, “little cunt made for my cock.”
His fingers tease across your wet, swollen clit. 
“Yeah, yeah, please,” you pull your hips and drop them back down, “so good, big brother.”
He presses the back of his head against the car door’s fogged up window, eyes hooded as he watches you bounce on his dick. He keeps his fingers on your clit, stroking and pinching, making you buck your hips into the feeling. 
He watches as a frown forms on your brows, your hips slowing down. 
“Leon,” embarrassment colors your voice, “we have to stop, I-I gotta pee.”
He grins wolfishly, “You ever squirted before, sweetheart?”
“N-no,” you frown, hands pressing against his abs trying to slow his thrusts up into your dripping pussy but he keeps hammering up into you, “s-stop or I’m gonna—“
“S’fine,” he soothes, grinding his dick in the same spot, “want you to squirt on my dick, baby.”
“I c-can’t,” your lip quivers, tears pricking your eyes. 
“Sure you can, Princess,” his fingers rub your clit more firmly, “c’mon want you to soak the backseats.”
He grins wickedly, “Our parents will never have t’know.”
Another harsh grind against the spongy spot in your cunt has you locking up, your back arching as your orgasm overtakes your body. 
“Leon!” a gasping wail leaves you as you feel slick gush from your pussy, soaking your thighs and Leon. 
“Fuck, fuck!” Leon grabs your hips and holds you flush with him as he cums inside your still clenching pussy. 
You feel the heat as rope after rope of sticky cum fills your spasming cunt. Slowly, you settle back on Leon’s thighs, his dick plugging up your cunt keeping most of his cum inside. 
His hands are still gripping your hips tightly, making your walls pulse, softly milking him still. 
“Oh,” you exhale, and pull your nails away from where you dug them into his chest, leaving nine bloody crescents to frame his pecs. 
“S’okay, sweetheart,” he grins at you, all sweetness and soft eyes, “got nothing to complain about.”
“Ah,” you squirm feeling embarrassed, “that was..”
“Hot,” he rubs his thumb over the apple of your cheek, “gonna need a repeat, princess. See if next time I can get you to squirt on my fingers.”
“Leon,” you pout, body feeling hot. 
A loud consistent buzz breaks through the fog in your brain. 
“That’s been going off for awhile now,” you bite your lip. 
Leon raises up, wrapping his arms around your back to keep you seated on his cock. He leans up further and fumbles around the center console til he pulls back holding his phone. 
He accepts the call and puts it on speakerphone, “Hey Pops.” 
“Where the hell are you?! Are you okay?”
Leon ducks his head, even though his dad can’t see it, “Uh yeah, the roads got bad so we pulled over. Sorry my phone was on silent so I didn’t realize you were calling.”
A pause from his dad before he sighs, “Well as long as you’re okay. Just next time let someone know, okay?”
“Will do, Pops. Sorry to worry you.”
“Let’s try not to do it again, son,” his dad chuckles, “drive safe.”
“I will.” 
And with that the call ends, basking you two in silence except for the light drizzle of rain hitting the car. 
Leon jostles you again making you gasp as his half hard cock slips out a few inches. 
“Shit,” he hisses, “let me—“
He grabs his t-shirt off the floorboard and slips it underneath you as he pulls completely out. You whimper as his cum drips from your sore cunt. 
“Sexy,” he murmurs eyes going dark again, running his fingers through your slick folds to tease at your hole. 
“Leon,” you whisper, grabbing his wrist, “shouldn’t we go home before we worry them more?”
With his free hand, he easily moves your hand from his wrist and slots your fingers together. His other fingers dip into your cum filled hole but don’t go any further. 
He brings up the hand he’s holding and kisses your knuckles, “One more round couldn’t hurt, princess.”
A beam of headlights cross the car’s interior as another vehicle pulls into the parking lot. 
You squeak and duck your face down into Leon’s neck, who chuckles and pulls you down to lay on top of him in the backseat. 
“What’re we going to do?” You whisper scream at him, tilting your head up, eyes wide and anxious. 
He gives a half hearted shrug underneath you and spreads your legs further to slide his cock between your thighs. You feel it stiffening against you cunt, dragging cum and slick all over your pussy lips.
“About to fill you up again, baby,” he kisses your ear, “gotta keep quiet though, don’t want them hearing you getting your little princess pussy fucked by your big brother.”
You whine, hips grinding down on his dick. 
“They wouldn’t even know,” you whisper hotly, “like you said earlier, probably just think I’m your girlfriend.”
“Mmm they might when I make you scream big brother over and over again,” he laughs meanly, pinching your ass making you buck into his hips. 
He pulls one of your legs up higher and slips his cock into your pussy; it’s an easy slide for his fat cock at this point, bottoming out quickly. 
You whine into his shoulder, eyes fluttering from feeling sore and used. 
“There we go,” he coos mockingly, “just let me fill up that slutty little pussy, right baby sis?”
“Uh huh,” you drool into his skin, teeth nipping to muffle any sounds you’re making, “fill me up so good.”
He’s slowly grinding his cock in you, pelvic bone catching your clit with every circle of his hips. Your pussy is so sensitive, you feel yourself edging closer and closer to an orgasm. 
“Leon,” you sigh, cunt milking his cock as he slowly fucks in and out of your pussy, “you feel so good.”
He laughs at you, “Mmm I know, your tight hot pussy hasn’t let go of me since I slipped my dick in.”
You whine, walls fluttering at his words, “Can’t help it. You’re too big.”
He grips your ass in both hands, squeezing til the fat dimples between his fingers, “Nah you just got a little pussy. A cute little pussy that matches my cute little sister.”
You lay against him, mouthing at his shoulder and moaning as he keeps sliding in and out of your clenching hole. Slick is dripping out of your cunt and all over his cock, sliding down to coat his balls and thighs. 
“This is the juiciest fucking pussy,” he growls in your ear, cunt squelching on every slow push and pull of his dick inside you, “do you hear how wet you are? God so fucking hot.”
“Mmm,” you slur, eyes lidded, “so stretched out, big brother.”
He groans, hips humping up into you for a few thrusts before he slows down again. 
 “Leon,” you whisper against his shoulder, “m gonna cum.”
“So soon?” his voice is low and deep, making goosebumps raise across your skin, “feeling that good, Princess?”
“Yeah,” you mewl.
“Say who’s making you feel so good, baby,” he growls, smacking your ass. 
You roll your hips down harder at the sting and pant, “Big brother. Big brother fucks my little pussy so good.”
“Again.”
Your drooling, eyes dazed as you moan, “Big brother makes my little Princess pussy feel so good.”
“Good girl,” he condescends, “that’s right, no one fucks this pussy as good as me. In fact no one better fuck this pussy except me, right?”
“Uh huh, no one,” you shudder, “all yours.”
“That’s right. My little sister’s pussy is all mine,” he grunts, rocking you together faster, “gonna cum in you again, keep your little pussy full.”
“Need it,” your nails dig into his biceps, “fill me up, big brother.”
“Yeah, you love me breeding this cute pussy,” he grinds up into your clenching heat, “girlfriend’s got the neediest fucking cunt.”
A high reedy cry leaves your throat, pussy walls eagerly pulsing around his dick, “Yeah, yeah I do. Big brother!”
His hands come down to squeeze your ass, the fat dimpling between his fingers. He fucks into your pussy with short deep thrusts. 
“Mm cumming,” your toes curl with the mounting pleasure ramping up in your body, “Le—“
You muffle your scream by biting down into Leon’s shoulder hard. Your orgasm makes the muscles in your thighs jump, hips humping down on Leon’s cock. Distantly, you feel him press up into your pussy and fill you with hot, sticky cum all over again. 
Dizzy, you slump down onto Leon’s heaving chest. 
You feel him run his hands up your back to pet through your hair. You nuzzle further into his chest with a hum.
“S’nice,” you whisper into his skin. 
“Mmm,” he pets down your side before dragging fingertips across your hips, “think you’re gonna bruise, sweetheart.”
You push yourself up from his chest, eyes looking out the windows; seeing the other car is gone, you raise completely up. 
“You will too,” you point out, fingers skating across the spots you bit and crescent marks from your nails. 
He smirks, “Gonna get a lot of guys asking me who I fucked so good.”
“Leon,” you smack his arm, “so mean.”
He chuckles and smooths his hands down your thighs, “Yeah but you like it.”
Shyly your gaze drops to his mouth, “Yeah, I do.”
“As much as I’d love to keep you here all night, we probably should head back home,” he pats your hips.
Grabbing his shirt from before he slips it between your bodies. 
“Up, princess,” he helps you raise your hips and presses his shirt against your puffy cunt. 
“I’ll never get tired of that,” he groans, shifting his gaze from your leaking pussy  back up to your face, “need you to get dressed before I change my mind.”
Feeling a swirl of emotions, elated-aroused-fond, you nod your head and grab your panties and shorts. You slip them on after wiping down as well as you can.
You frown at the shirt in your hand, and look at Leon who’s got his jeans back on and scratching at his head with a yawn. 
“What shirt are you gonna wear?”
He shrugs, “I’ll just say it got wet and I didn’t want the seat to get wet so I took it off.”
“Oh,” you fold it inside out, keeping the mess hidden, “well hopefully that works.”
Leon helps you climb back into the passenger seat; he follows and slides into the driver’s side. Cranking the car, he cuts on the defrost to help with the fogged up windows. 
You two sit in a comfortable silence and watch the rain mist against the windshield. 
“I had fun today,” you whisper, a secret just between you two. 
He grabs your hand and kisses the back, “I did too.”
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Doctor L/N
Requested ❤️ (Kinda requested a requested based on a one shot I done but instead of doctor maximoff it's l/n and a different kinda story idk)
WandaxG!P Reader
Woop woop guys here we are FINALLY a New one shot for yall 🙌 time to start getting all the new one shots worked on as always requests are always open feel free to comment them or message whatever you prefer all I gotta know is lizzie or wanda and a basic idea of a story line and if its G!P or GxG don't be shy with requests I shall do my best to write them to life 😂
Wandas POV:
"Ugggh I hate the doctors don't make me go nat!" I groan to the redhead as she laughs "no you don't hate the doctors wands you don't wanna see doctor L/N because you have a huge crush on her" I frown and throw a cushion at her head "lies natasha lies" the both of us burst out laughing as she throws the cushion back "ugh you're right but dude I can't go to this one it's a smere test I think and I'm not taking my clothes off and spreading my legs infront if her what if I get excited when she's touching down there I just can't go" i argue but she grabs the car keys and my arm "were going and I'm driving so I know you actually go so move it maximoff" I roll my eyes and grab my stuff following her to the car "we should be there in 20 minutes so just try and relax wanda" I buckle my belt as we start our journey to the doctors office.
"I'll be waiting out here now move your ass" nat says practically pushing me out the car door, I frown and close the door as I make my way into the doctors office my hands getting a little clamy "good afternoon can I have your name please" a cheery older receptionist says giving a kind smile "uh hey good afternoon" I smile "I have an appointment at 2.15 with doctor L/N my name is wanda maximoff" as she types away on her computer a few seconds later she looks up and smiles "great that's me notified the doctor you're here and waiting take a seat and she'll be with you as soon as possible" I smile and walk to a seat in the waiting room as I fiddle with my rings getting lost in though "miss maximoff" I'm snapped out of my thoughts by her beautiful voice I look up and give a shy smile as I stand up walking towards doctor L/N "good afternoon miss maximoff it's nice to see you again" she smiles making small talk as we walk to her office.
"So miss maximoff I can see here you're here for a smere test if you put this on you can remove your clothes behind that curtain and give me a shout when you're done" she says handing me a gown type thing as I take it I get behind the curtain and start removing my clothes my heart beating faster at the thought of doctor L/N touching or seeing me so exposed, damn it wanda get your shit together I say inside my head as I clear my throat "I uh I'm ready doctor L/N" I say my voice a little shakey as I open the curtain "great now if you hop up on the table for me and put your feet on the pads at the end of the bed ill be ready in a second, and please don't be nervous alot of women are so just relax it makes it easier to get the exam done" she says with a smile as she turns her back to me sliding on some rubber gloves I quickly jump up on the table and set my feet on the pads as the gown slides up "I'm just going to add a little lubricant to my fingers so I can have a little feel so don't be alarmed at the cold feeling, let's get the gown up a little more" as she says the words she slides the gown higher exposing me more her hands sliding up my thighs sending chills down my spine I can't help but bite my lip to stop the moan leaving my mouth "are you ready you will feel my fingers penetrant but I have to have a little feel around" I take a deep breath and nod "I'm ready" I simply say as I feel her sliding 2 cold fingers inside me casuing me to inhale sharply "fuck" I moan lowly "does that hurt miss maximoff are you ok" she looks up "it definitely doesn't hurt" I smirk biting my lip as she raises an eyebrow "you know you're not supposed to enjoy this" I can see her shifting a little in her seat as she keeps her eyes locked on mine her fingers moving again slowly I close my eyes and moan, I hear her groan slightly as her fingers move faster "if you're going to enjoy it I may as well give you something to enjoy" I open my eyes and look at her "please just do it I want you now" I'm surprised by my own honesty.
Y/ns POV:
"Please just do it I want you now" I bite my lip as her words hit my ear "so fucking naughty miss maximoff" I smirk as I work my fingers faster this was supposed to be a straight forward exam now I have a stunning redhead telling me she wants me what has today become "are you sure you want this" I ask sliding my free hand up her gorgeous toned legs "yes just do it do what you want just make me feel good" she pants I thrust my fingers faster knowing exactly what spot will make her gush all over my hand I can't help but grin as I curl my fingers and thrust against the spot a few times a loud scream leaving her lips as she squrits all over my hand "fu..cc..k" she screams as she tries to close her legs as they shake uncontrollably "no no keep them open honey" I smirk holding them open as leave a gentle kiss on her puffy clit, I stand up between her legs to get a little relief from the throbbing solid member in my pants "wow" she moans as her eyes land on my solid bulge "oh you want this" I smirk rubbing my bulge as she nods I quickly free my solid member as she gasps when it springs free "Holy fucking shit" I can't help but laugh as I gently rub my dick "don't worry sweetheart you'll take it no problem a little lube and that wet pussy of yours we'll have no problems" I bite my lip and pull her down the table so her ass is at the edge as I lube up my dick her eyes watching my every move as I guide it to her dripping entrance I can't help my moan as her little hole stretches for me "ye...ees fuck" she cries as I sink deeper inside her till my length disappears inside her "fuck wanda you have a tight little pussy" I moan as my eyes close her pussy gripping my cock as I start to thrust slowly my hands wrapped around her thighs as her back arches up off the table "mhh fuck you're doing so well honey taking my dick so good" I breath out as I start to thrust harder and faster the only sounds leaving her lips ate moans and cries of pleasure "are you still taking your pill" I groan my thrusts getting harder and harder pounding her pussy raw "n..n..oo don't like.. h...o...ow they make me fe...eel" I groan and close my eyes trying to hold back as her pussy gets tighter with every thrust making her cream all over my cock "shit where will I cum so fucking close tell me quick" she wraps her legs around my waist tightly pulling me deeper inside her "but you arnt protected" I groan my thrusts never stopping as her hold gets tighter "fuck cum inside me" I moan as I feel the knot in my stomach snapping and with a few more pounding thrusts I slam deep inside her holding all movements as I start to shoot my load deep inside her, her pussy getting tighter again as she cums with me both of us panting and moaning I fall forward laying ontop of her gently as she bites her lip "less mess" I can't help but laugh as I stand up and slide out of her as she moans, I grab some tissues to clean us both up as I fix my pants and sit "fuck that has never happened" wanda gets up and ready and grins "I've wanted that for the longest time" I smirk and pull her ontop of me and kiss her gently "you could have asked me on a date after work hours" I whisper against her lips with a grin "this was way more fun than a date but since you mentioned it how about tomorrow after work" I smile and nod "I'd love that leave your number and I'll text you details to come pick you up" she gets up and writes her number handing it to me before leaving a kiss on my cheek and walking out of my office, I lean back in my chair and cover my face with my hands and laugh, what the fuck just happened.
AN: first new one shot! I hope yall enjoy remember I haven't wrote in MONTHS so I apologise If this is terrible all honest feedback welcomed I hope yall have had a great day/night remember drink water and stay hydrated babes 💗  word count 1.7k
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can you write something about this tiktok (https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8jCdyDh/)?? i can see jack or trav doing something like this 😭😭
This has Travis written all over it 😂
"Mama, can I have a snack?", Alex asked as he jumped out of the SUV, dragging his baseball bag behind him.
"Yes, but it has to be a fruit or vegetable", you called after him, "and please pick up your bag, don't drag it on the ground!" He waved back at you, acknowledging that he heard you, but didn't bother to listen.
You had just returned home after a long Sunday morning of little league baseball games while Travis was at practice. You were exhausted from staying up all night making 30 sandwiches for all of the players and chasing after the girls around the baseball field while Alex played.
You groaned as you opened the back door, lifting Savannah out of her booster seat. Somehow in the 20 minute ride back to the house, Laylah and Sav had managed to crush up and drop their goldfish all over the floor, leaving piles of orange dust on the black carpeting.
"Did you guys miss your mouths?" You chuckled, unbuckling Laylah out of her car seat. "Sorry mama", they said in unison before heading inside.
Not wanting to have to deal with the mess during school drop off tomorrow, you grabbed the handheld vacuum out of the garage and began cleaning up the floor.
Travis had gotten home about 30 minutes before you, and when he noticed that you were preoccupied, he realized the perfect opportunity to give you a little scare presented itself.
You didn't hear him sneak up on you, the sound of the vacuum concealing his creeping footsteps.
"Hey!" You jumped as you felt his large hands on your sides, shrieking and swinging your arms wildly because your body thought you were being attacked.
"AHH! Get away from me!" Travis groaned as the plastic vacuum hose connected with the side of his face, falling to the ground when you kicked him in the balls, running away as quickly as you could.
"Oh my god." He gritted out between his teeth, writhing around on the driveway in pain.
Once you realized it was your husband and not a kidnapper, you walked back to the car, a scowl on your face.
"What the hell are you doing, Trav?"
He got up slowly, cupping his crotch, trying to take a few breaths. "I was just trying to have some fun and scare you. Didn't know you'd use your karate moves on me."
"Are you ok, baby? I'm sorry, I went into fight or flight mode."
"Nope, no flight, all fight. I'm glad we've had all of our children, because there is no way my balls work anymore." You giggled, covering your mouth.
"Come on, I'll get you an ice pack."
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سلام! همانطور که می بینید این تصویر رئیس جدید در آینده است، می خواستم بپرسم واکنش شخصیت به خواننده سازنده که او را به عنوان یک حیوان خانگی همه جا می برد چیست؟🥺💖😂
Thank you to the people who helped me translate! ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა
Also fun fact, I reverse searched the image and the literal place I could find it was a Twitter (or X🙄) post that was like “Neuvillette’s furry dragon form dropped?” and got an amazing idea~
Furina was an eccentric woman. That was well known fact all throughout Fontaine.
Another known fact was that you could commonly see her out and about with her Salon Solitaire. That Salon consisting of - of course- Gentilhomme Usher, Surintendante Chevalmarin, Mademoiselle Crabaletta and the Singer of Many Waters.
What was uncommon, however, was seeing her spend so much time at the waters surrounding the Court of Fontaine.
And by spending a lot of time, I mean spending hours at the water. Which sounds weird because she’s the literal Archon of water but… eh.
The people didn’t really bother with what she did unless it pertained to a court hearing.
Neuvillette did care. He was thoroughly confused as to why his Lady was spending so much time near the water with her troupe. He knew she was… well. He didn’t really have a good word to describe the bouncy girl, but she certainly was something.
It wasn’t until all members of higher position in Fontaine were called to the Hotel Debord for a “special announcement” as she claimed.
And everyone did show. Though the dragon was a bit confused when he saw the magicians and their sibling in room. And Navia.
Navia…
He shook his head and looked away from the blonde who seemed to have not noticed him yet.
Taking his seat, he and everyone else awaited the arrival of their Archon.
The lights turned down and a spotlight lit up the stage.
The first to rush out was Surintendante Chevalmarin, filling the stage with bubbles as music began to play.
Next was Gentilhomme Usher, who launched pulses of water into the air, said pulses catching the light in just a way that made rainbows fall across the stage.
And finally Mademoiselle Crabaletta rolled into view, the bubble surrounding her popping and rings flying into the air, being caught by ribbons and hooks in the air.
“Is everyone ready?~”
Heads turned to the back of the room where Furina stood. Jumping up she landed on a bubble, that of which she rode down onto the stage.
Her Salon danced around her as she spun.
“Then I would like to introduce you all to the newest member of my Salon Solitare!~”
The rings that were thrown were then lit up by their own spotlights.
“Please give a warm welcome tooooo….!~”
All four on stage stopped dancing gestured up towards the rings above them.
“Dragon des profondeurs chantant*!~”
Her words were met with a a noise from off stage, before something swooped from above, quickly swinging through the hoops attached to the ceiling.
It was long and cover in royal blue and azure fur, speckled with greens and topped off with gold.
Its body was long and serpentine in shape, long golden whiskers flowing freely from its face.
A crown like structure sat on its forehead, four ears pointedly raised in a regal manner.
Its tail was unlike its body, it ended in a large fin that didn’t match any fish any other had seen before. It looked strong and powerful, one to bend the waves under its will.
The music silenced and the light dimmed as the beast found purchase on the rings above the stage.
Large wings rose from its back, poised in the air like a painting.
And finally, it glowed.
Bright golden and azure fill the room with tints of sea foam green. Its eyes opened to reveal stark white eyes that’s glow was only slightly y dimmer than all the other lights on its body.
Silence filled the room.
Eyes were wide and no one knew what to say. What could they say? Their Archon had just found a dragon, an actual genuine DEEP SEA DRAGON, something that hadn’t been recorded for years! Last known sighting of a being even remotely similar to those was the Hydro Dragon and its description was the…
… Was the exact same as the dragon before them.
If not a bit bigger but perhaps they could change their size?
As soon as this thought went through their heads, you gracefully leapt down onto the stage, a rumbling purr emoting from your throat. You did in fact increase in size, the stage allowing you to reach a point where Furina was the size of one of your smaller ears.
“Hehe! You should’ve seen them when I found them beneath the waves!~”
Ah. Of course. Even that wasn’t your size.
The shocked silence was interrupted by someone clambering up from their seat.
Neuvillette.
He ran forwards towards the stage with an expression none of them had ever seem before. Hopping up onto the stage, he faced the dragon as it turned to him.
The two made eye contact for a moment before the Sovereign held a shaking hand out. You walked forward and pressed your head into his palm.
“…Ma brillante perle des profondeurs..?”
Your throat rumbled in response, a smile over taking your previously blank face.
“Mon très cher poisson-ange.~”
Everyone who wasn’t a dragon jumped at the sound of your rather deep voice.
Neuvillette wrapped his arms around your neck - though with your current size they barely made it one fourth of the way.
And I’m response you nuzzled against him. You’re glowing pulsating in a comforting way.
“Wait wait wait… YOU CAN TALK????” Furina’s voice shattered the silence.
“AND YOU KNOW THEM NEUVILLETTE?!?!?”
I hope it satisfies! I love my little guys hehe. Because of all the Neuvillette me thinks he may become a new favorite hehe ໒꒰ྀི´ ˘ ` ꒱ྀིა!
Hope you enjoyed!
* Dragon of the singing depths - Furina to You
* My brilliant deep sea pearl - Neuvillette to You
* My dearest angelfish - You to Neuvillette
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queen-of-reptiles · 4 months
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description: In which chloe kelly's girlfriend is giving all she's got at the world championships of Athletics 2023 - especially after being so close to gold last year
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chloe kelly x female reader
disclaimer: this is all fiction! Do not take any of this seriously, i am in no way saying chloe is bi-sexual or gay!
warnings: language, cuteness, slightly suggestive
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username1: BODYYYYY 🔥🔥
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username2: 🫣🫣
username3: so excited to see you jump!!!!! 👏👏
username4: COME ON Y/N!! ❤️
username5: ❤️🔥
username6: will the author respect anyone who gets the reference of the post's caption??
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username7: yeah I think so ;))
chloekelly: babyyyyyy 😩
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y/n: my loveeeeee 😏
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chloekelly: killing me here! 😫😫
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y/n: get your ass to Budapest then! 😚
bun_bun10: Go y/n!! 🩵
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lauren_hemp: wooooo! goooo y/n!!
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username8: forgot how much the man city team love her lmao!
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username1: ITS SO FCKING CUTE - CHLOE AND HALF THE MAN CITY TEAM + ALL OF THE LIONESSES ARE IN BUDAPEST RN !!! 😭😭😭
username2: chloe's shirt of 'y/n's my girlfriend' 🥺🥺
username3: throwback to y/n wearing her shirt and screaming in the WWC crowd! 😂
username4: every time the camera zooms back in the crowd to the players the cheers and then the commentators trying not to laugh! 😂🥺
username5: y/n's first jump is up next - I'm so nervous for her!!
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y/n let out a sigh as she stared down the ramp, her lover was watching her with quiet breaths, barely feet apart as the rest of her friends and teammates quietened.
The stadium was silent for a moment, before y/n's hand's clapped, the audience copied and she did it again, and the stadium now boomed with rhythmic claps.
y/n's feet took off, her legs pounding against the track. She was 5ft 9, short for a long jumper, but she was quick, and light and as y/n's foot hit the board, she flung herself forward.
Her legs piked as she pushed her hips forward her body travelling as she was pushed down by gravity, landing on the sand below. She jolted as she landed but instantly stood up and rolled off.
She looked at the measurement, waiting for the green light of valid to appear, which it did. y/n shouted in happiness looking over to her coach who nodded as she moved over to wait for the measurement.
"7.17." The voice called.
y/n screamed in relief, hands flying to her head as she realises the record she had broken in her first jump, the British record. Her competitors all paled at the large first jump but patted her on the back none-the-less.
"Go on kid." The accent of Tara said as she patted the girl on the back and y/n grinned at her. "Got sick of coming second aye?" The American joked and y/n laughed.
y/n moved to the crowd, leaning into her lover who lent over the barrier and whispered words of calming encouragement in her ear as the rest queued up to jump.
Pats on y/n's back from Lauren, Georgia, Leah, and Keira echoed as she and Chloe pulled away. The blonde pressing a kiss to her lover's cheek.
"Jump harder." Lucy said as she and her close friend did their usual handshake.
"Always." y/n grinned as she went to take her seat and prepare for her second jump.
y/n's second jump was 7.15, her third, 7.16. None as good as her first and yet somehow, all still winning jumps. Tara and Ivana followed her into the top three, and at their last jump, the three were proud of what had been done.
SB and PB's had been set and Ivana was at 7.14 and massive jump for the young girl. y/n had to push, use up all she had. She started the clap once more.
She waited, then she threw her arms down, silence echoing the stadium as she then raced down the track, the sound of her foot hitting the board echoed and she leaped.
y/n hit the ground hard and rolled, her hips groaning as she covered herself in the sand, hoping praying as the green light lit up and she gingerly stumbled off the sand.
"7.30." The call ran out.
y/n's head snapped back, her body buckling as she tried to comprehend what had just happened. Screams echoed as Tara groaned aloud, knowing she nor Ivana were going to beat that.
Chloe screamed for her lover as y/n grinned at the crowd, shouting in what she knew was a sure victory. And after Tara had jumped and her gold was confirmed, y/n screamed once more.
The gold which had avoided her so long, which had always slipped from her grasp from a last ditch effort or harsh injury, finally she had it, she had the title which had evaded her. World Champion.
Chloe jumped the barrier, y/n grinning as she caught the blonde who wrapped her legs around her waist. y/n grinned up at her before the blonde lent down and pecked her lips.
"Proud of you." Chloe mumbled into her shoulder as y/n walked her back to the stands, her hands firmly on Chloe's thighs keeping the blonde wrapped in her.
"Couldn't have done it without you lovely." y/n promised her as she placed her back over the barrier. They pulled away and Chloe suddenly groaned.
"I'm covered in sand!" She protests and y/n chuckles as the blonde tries to shake it off, and shake it at a laughing Bunny who shrieks and scrambles away
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username1: they're so cute my heart! 🥺🥺
username2: the way she shouted in victory had me sobbing 😭
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username3: Chloe's face as well 😭
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username4: all of their faces
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username5: her falling to her knees - I CANT 😭😭
lucybronze: we are all very proud of her! 🩵
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chloekelly: that we are! 😭❤️
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y/n: ily both sm omg ❤️
stanwaygeorgia: I think I could do it tbf 🤷‍♀️
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y/n: I'll throw you that far stfu 🙄
bun_bun10: Chloe got me sandy :(
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chloekelly: ooops …
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username6: hahahahahahaha 😂
leahwilliamsonn: I don't get how your legs move like that tho 🧐🧐
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y/n: fold like a deckchair - like you when you had that ninth drink at Maisy's! 😝
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leahwilliamsonn: istg ! 🙄
lauren_hemp: WOOOOOOOO!
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y/n: ily baby <3 sm
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fun one on this one boysssssss
I used to b cracking at Long Jump cannae lie
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queenie xox
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madhatterbri · 4 months
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Just Hear Meow-t | K.M.
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Summary: I was thinking Kol Mikaleson x Reader. Where Reader was finding blood for Kol because he was hungry. She found some blood bag from the hospital and she heard a tiny meow and she found a cute small kitten. It has brown eyes and mixed tan and brown fur, and it reminds her of Kol. She brought the kitten back, and Kol was eyeing at her, looking for suspicious. When she told him what she found, she gave him the cute baby eyes to convince him that Kol and Reader could keep it. :)
Author's Note: I'm incredibly corny. 😂😂
Requested by @twinklestarslight
You waited behind the hospital and tapped your foot impatiently. The nurse should have been out here by now to give you the blood bags. They weren't for you, but for your boyfriend, Kol Mikaelson. The pain in the ass, temperamental, sexy, handsome vampire that you grew to love. You loved him so much that you drove miles to a hospital to get blood bags for him.
"About bloody time," you snapped at him. "What took you so long?"
"They are getting suspicious. I had to go a different route," he answered quickly. He didn't want to be on the hit list of any vampires. You rolled your eyes and grabbed the cooler from him.
"Figure it out, or next time he'll be coming for a visit and not me," you threatened. "And you won't like it when he pays a visit,"
He nodded quickly. He had never seen Kol before, and he didn't want to. You told him plenty of horror stories from his past. He wasn't so bad now, but he definitely wouldn't mind tearing this man up. He muttered an apology and scurried back inside.
You turned to go back to your car but stopped. A tiny meow sounded from behind a garbage can. "The hell?"
You looked behind the can to see a kitten. The kitten mewed and took a few steps back. Brown eyes stared at you in wonder. Eyes similar to your beloved.
You set your hand down and moved your fingers around. The kitten walked slowly to you. His paw swatted at your fingers. You chuckled and stood up. You really needed to get the blood to Kol.
The kitten meowed at your sudden departure. As you went to pick up the cooler, the kitten jumped on your jeans covered leg. He climbed your leg to not allow you to leave him. His brown and tan fur is almost similar to Kol as well.
"I guess you chose me, huh, baby?" You asked and picked the creature from your jeans. You placed the cat on your shoulder. He snuggled into your face while you walked with the cooler to the car.
He slept in the passenger seat the whole ride home. You figured he hadn't had a full night's sleep in a while. He woke up once you stopped in front of your apartment. He yawned and looked at you. His big brown eyes full of wonder.
"Welcome home, little guy," You smiled and placed him on your shoulder. You grabbed the cooler from the trunk and walked to your front door. Your keys unlocked the door and you walked in. "I'm home, darling,"
The kitten meowed, and you tensed. Kol was never a huge lover of animals. His footsteps could be heard down the hallway. You grabbed him and placed him behind your back. "Stay quiet,"
"What?" Kol asked once he came around the corner. He eyed you suspiciously. "Did you say something?"
"Your blood bags are here. Sorry for the delay," you apologized. "The nurse was late,"
"Should I go over there and tell him that my girl's time matters?" He asked and kissed your lips. He ran his hands down your arms and noticed you were hiding your hands. "Do you have a surprise for me, darling?"
"Not exactly," you giggled nervously.
"What is it?" He asked trying to peek over your shoulders.
"Nothing. Just some trash I found that I have to throw away," you answered. You backed towards the kitchen counter. He followed after you, not believing you for a second. The kitten meowed in protest at being called trash.
"Was that a kitten? Did you bring a kitten home?" He asked. You sighed and brought your hands forth. The kitten stared at him.
"Honey," he started.
"Please? He reminds me of you, and he was hiding behind a trash can. You should have seen him in the car. He slept the whole way home. I'll take care of him," you begged. Kol picked him up from your hands. He rubbed under his chin. The kitten purred in delight. His eyes closed.
"You trying to take my girl, little guy?" He asked and held the kitten like a baby. The vampire sighed. He knew how lonely you were when he left to help his brothers. "Fine, you can keep him, darling,"
You squealed in delight and kissed lips. You looked down and smiled at your new kitten. He was fast asleep in Kol's arms. His little ear twitched as he snoozed.
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agendabymooner · 5 months
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caught ‘em lacking ! pato o. x ofc (filo!mclaren admin!ofc)
summary: diwa j. arellano was mclaren racing’s social media admin who got along well with the drivers— and the fans love her banters despite not knowing who she was. but what if her slip up leads her to pato o’ward’s noticing her?
content warning: use of explicit language, features oscar piastri x ofc (lomi san pedro), mclaren boys x ofc banters, text messages + posts, accidental post
note: pato in an f1 car 💗🫶 so here’s pato in austin. enjoy xx
a - n masterlist
o - z masterlist
if you’d like to get on one of my taglists, check this post out!
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lomisanpedro that man has a gf btw 🤧
mclaren ong 🙏
arthur_leclerc wombat bf 😭
georgerussell63 get yourself a man who looks at you like how oscarpiastri looks at landonorris 😂
mclaren 😭😭
user1 MCLAREN ADMIN IS CLOWNING OSCAR AGAIN LMAO
oscarpiastri you are so next in my list 😐😐 liked by mclaren
mclaren of the best people ever?
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lomisanpedro kuya kim headass 💀 liked by djarellano
djarellano i h8 u sm 🤧 this was your idea bitch
oscarpiastri when they start talking about filipino stuff most of us don’t have any clue about 🤭🤭 liked by djarellano
patriciooward having fun with united states then? 😂 liked by djarellano
djarellano not my first rodeo in the states (haha get it- rodeo bc texas)
landonorris yes bbg put on your clown shoes 🤧🤧
djarellano lando fuck off 😩 fr
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user1 GIVE HIM AN F1 SEAT
user2 my booooy- that’s my boooooy
landonorris jumping up and down rn (not me)
user3 it’s okay lando we know you’re talking about admin
oscarpiastri giggling and stuff rn (not me)
user4 rip admin— cause of death: catching strays from her own employers 🤧
patriciooward hyped to be here! liked by mclaren
mclaren girl me too 🤧
user5 admin you’re not using your main acc
mclaren did i stutter
user5 i- okay
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