#i love toddlers ok

[chinelacanta]

i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3

they’re both losers (said with love)

#firm believer of shanks being the last to genuinely warm up to luffy but the one who loves him the most #its a dad and the cat situation #also luffy befriend ALL the other akagamis before shanks is so funny #shanks being like: this pint sized toddler is stealing my crew <:((( #thus the bullying instincts kick off #also also imagine like #shanks laughing and going :its ok they’re just entertaining a kid #and the akagamis are like: we’d trade you for him without second thought #their beloathed high maintenance captain who they unfortunately love #oughghhh i love the red hair pirates being luffys family hold on i need to have a quick cry abt it #monkey d luffy #red haired shanks #benn beckman #yasopp #lucky roux #red hair pirates #one piece #my art!!

[turtletoads]

majin buu saga is so exciting

#my art #fanart #digital art #sketch #dragon ball fanart #dragon ball z #son gohan #piccolo #son goten #trunks #tien shinhan #chiaotzu #son goku #vegeta #vegito #i love when tien sometimes holds chiaotzu like a toddler #and piccolo huddling the two kids behind his cloak is real sweet. plus its funny to look at #ok im going to bed. good night

[d3sertdream3r]

Just a reminder that relating to characters is perfectly normal! There’s a reason human beings have been endlessly telling stories for thousands of years, and why a lot of those stories are still told today.

In fact, there’s even a thing called Cinema Therapy where professional therapists work through movie plots and character arcs with their patients to help them process their real life trauma.

This is why representation of all kinds is so essential in storytelling! Whether it’s representation of race, culture, gender identity, sexuality, or forms of trauma, seeing ourselves in characters is a powerful way to heal and explore our psyche.

Don’t pay attention to anyone who is childish enough to mock you for being protective over characters that make you feel seen and understood! Be loud and proud about stories and characters that you love! 😁

#I get lots of hate in my inbox for my favorite characters #People relate to different characters and it’s ok #As long as we’re being respectful instead of behaving like toddlers #Tag what you love and don’t love correctly to find your tribe! #cinema therapy #storytelling #fandom culture #The ones I get the most hate for are: #ben solo #anakin skywalker #killian jones #astarion #percy de rolo #ashton greymoore #loki #zuko #What can I say? I love tragic characters that learn to love themselves and others

[yaeggravate]

nah sorry but HOW is dainsleif/kaeya STILL so slept on, even after they finally interacted? to the uninitiated, dainsleif is named after the sword of the legendary king hogni, also known as hagen, the son of alberich, a character from wagner's ring cycle, who kaeya is based on. in other words, dainsleif is literally named after kaeya's sword. whatever that means for their future relationship, and whether this is metaphorical or literal is unclear for now but hello that's crazy why are you as a man another man's sword

adding to that, in the previous patch we learned that dainsleif was carrying a ring with him, which is a reference to THEE ring of nibelung, which hagen (yes that guy again) was instructed to steal back by his father. and did you know that in order to use the ring the wearer must forsake love? i think you should know

not to mention the foreshadowing of a tumultuous and potentially tragic relationship based on their constellations. kaeya's a peacock and dain's ouroboros (snek). in hindu culture peacocks are often depicted killing snakes so you could say it's not looking good for mr dainsleif.

so basically you have two ways their relationship can go: either dainsleif is going to become loyal to kaeya, (which I can see happening because kaeya is the only khaenriahn we know of who isn't cursed or evil, and dainsleif would want to keep it that way. dain was also the royal guard of khaenri'ah and kaeya's ancestor is anfortas who briefly took over as regent when the king went awol, so there might be some kind of debt he wants to repay by protecting his descendent.) or kaeya is going to kill him <-obviously the story isn't THAT dark and they'd never permanently kill off a playable character lmao so if he does die i think it would be because he's freed from the curse, which according to zurvan is the reason why he's alive, implying that he died once. ouroboros does symbolize eternity so maybe kaeya is actually the key to breaking the curse of immortality, but what happens if you remove the only thing keeping him alive?

oh, and fun fact, the quest in which they meet is named 'destined encounter'. connect this to mona's prophecy of kaeya's fate catching up to him and you literally have him meeting his destiny. we're also told dainsleif loves alcohol and even mixes his own drinks, it's like they deliberately created him as the man of kaeya's dreams

with all this in mind, it's really strange to not see more people excited about the potential of their relationship, because they are in a unique position of being two characters with no pre-established relationship becoming closer throughout the story, where both of their fates remain a mystery, as opposed to so many of the other characters who remain stagnant and whose stories are already told.

#me <-clueless: hmm today i will visit the dainkae tag #me: ok i guess i'll go fms then #dainkae #what happened to loving characters doomed by the narrative I thought you guys loved doomed by narrative #I could be overestimating kaeya's importance to the story since he's still a 4 star #but that doesn't change all the deeper lore connected to them #.txt #lore bytes #neither of them are related or look like an ugly teenage toddler so what's the problem <- i know what the problem is 🙃

[pickled-flowers]

Saw some of the grossest parenting today in the bus

#this dad was on his phone the whole bus ride ok #and his two kids were screaming arguing #at most he would periodically tell them to lower their voice while still on his phone #one time he told them to stop the one sitting next to him hit him 😭 and he went back to look at his phone with no reaction #my guy something is seriously wrong with you #your kids are screaming at each other doesn't even matter all that much that we are in the bus rn #theyre not just being loud kids you need to do smt!!!!!! its too early for this!!! i could hear them even with my noise cancelling headphone #anyways #ive never seen smt like this #and i work in a mall i see lots of parents and kids #idk smt really disgusting about a parent just not even interested in engaging with their kids #dude no wonder they're loud they probably want ur attention #also this one lady once who came in wjth a big stroller #and the store where i work has little moving rooms between the aisle so this woman decided TO LEAVE THE STROLLER WITH A KID INSIDE AT THE #FRONT OF THE STORE #the kids started crying and his hrother (toddler not in the stroller but not following the mom for some reason) started exploring and i #i had to watch them until the mom came back but like the woman just left them there??? #i just stepped in but what if i hadnt??? lady????????? #i see lots of cute interactions of course #like this little girl who came with who i think is her grandpa and he asked me to help her chose her next manga read 😭💖 #i basically work in a book/toy store #theres a lot of candy as well the kids love it #idk i like seeing kids being happy ok it is healing #like all the kids sitting on the floors deep in their books while the parents shop 😭😭😭 makes me smile every time top tier behavior

[evillillad]

(terrin aka ninas lil meow meow belongs to @theknifeclown)

ok shes officially gone soft asdgag

i cant say what she had to do to get the keys but someone is probably dead lmao

#welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home mob au #doodle #when molly talks (which is rarely) its like fucked up fgafga #u can barely understand her its like shes talking in a funny mic #fun fact i was listening to schlatt ai covers while drawing this idk what it is with those covers but it helps me focus so much???? #someone explain it cuz i cant #also love the height difference asdklgaldfkjg i can never keep it consistent tho :o( #toddler sized #fucked up shes shorter than wally cuz wallys 3' and shes like 2'7 or something #idk sdfasgk ok i go into my dungeon now ok byyyeee #nina noon #molly moss #terrin rose

[thesmokinpossum]

I can't believe y'all almost made me pay to go watch po*r th*ngs in theater without telling me that the whole thing revolves around a hardcore born sexy yesterday trope with a side dish of pseudo necrophilia where a woman with the brain of a litteral foetus who don't have periods or body hair (but do have boobs!) find joy and freedom by having a lot of sex with a bunch of men, shoving a apple up her vagina for some reason and joining a brothel (but it's a cool socialist brothel and all the girls looove being there, don't worry guys), all of that written and directed by two men, I'm never gonna trust you guys after this one lmao

#she also piss on the floor at some point and talks about fucking with the vocabulary of a toddler but i'm supposed to believe it's not sus #lmao ok sure #'there's more to the story than this!' idgaf! 'you're taking it out of context!' idgaf! 'it's actually a feminist story!' no it's not lmao #i cannot let go of the socialist brothel either like wooooow #men are so obsessed with the idea of natural born sex workers it's almost comical #also i cannot comment on the original book since i haven't read it #but apparently a big thing is that at the end it's revealed by the woman character that the male ones where bullshitting... #...about pretty much everything to look smarter and more important than they are #but in this 'feminist' movie they actually do frankenstein the woman and give her a second life fr fr #like aiiiight lmao #btw i truly don't care if you love the movie that's perfectly fine i love plenty of movies with very questionable content #plus i don't think anyone need my approbation to enjoy anything in this world #but boy does it personally gross me out #poor things spoilers #i hope this don't pop in the tag btw #if it does i'm sorry but people who wants to see it *will* complain about being spoil

[kelseyfitzherbert]

a complication of CGI ai images i've made over the last two days of @youreputtingrootsinmydreamland 's wonderful fanfic room killing me slowly ❤️

i know some people don't like ai but seeing fic brought to life in movie animation is just so amazing to me. i wanted to post it because i am obsessed with it. ❤️

#and if you have an issue with it #idc #my toddler has cancer let me have happiness where i can OK #LOL #ai art #tangled fan fiction #love you hails

[butch-kyouka]

any other autistic ppl feel like their monotone voice and blatant honesty makes ppl assume they are an archetype of an asd coded character rather than a full ass human being or is it just me

#actually autistic #autism #girl autism #asd #medium support needs #like. i’m rlly empathetic and kind actually :( #why do ppl always assume i’m a character trope hello #why is it unexpected that i’m religious or want to be a mom or passionate and loving like ok. #sometimes i feel like ppl find out im autistic and then don’t see anything else other than their stereotypes #it’s either cutesy toddler autistic or evil genius autistic #those are the two genders #and i am the second

[pogreko]

Making connverse kids like 3 years after i was supposed to SLAYYY

#steven universe #connverse #connie maheswaran #my art #oc #making connverse children that arent just stevonnie 2.0 is Hard #i tried to make her hair a little more like stevens. a little curlier #annddd yeah thats their dorter and they love her #lena #su #obviously. she is a Teen Ager #idk howto draw babies slash toddlers 🤭 #giggles and twirls hair #ok bye. see u next time probably #steven quartz universe

[padfootastic]

apparently we’re talking about harry’s first word and i have a convenient (if a bit roughly written) ficlet from 2017 that details the only correct answer to that.

“Wakey wakey Sunshines!” A loud voice rang in the room, making James Potter groan and pull the covers over his head, tightly. He didn’t need to see to know who it was shouting around at this obscene hour, the cheerful voice was enough to clue him in.

“Go away, Sirius,” A sleep laden voice mumbled beside him, causing him to automatically smile.

“Oh, well, look at that Prongslet, mummy and daddy don’t want to see us,” James could almost hear the pout in his voice, which distracted him from his words for a second. He shot up straight, however, when he heard a very familiar giggle.

Blinking rapidly, he blindly groped around for his glasses. As soon as he put them on, the first thing he noticed was the highly amused Sirius Black standing in the doorway, a giggling Harry in his arms. The second was that Lily, who had jerked up too, wasn’t wearing anything. Something Sirius noticed immediately after him. James was eternally grateful that he had Harry with him because if he hadn’t, then Merlin knew he would’ve done more than smirk lecherously at the two of them before turning away.

He heard Lily sigh beside him and turned to her with a sheepish look on his face.

“There’s a reason his Animagus is a dog, James,” Lily winked. “Chill.”

It was times like this he thanked his lucky stars that he found a woman like her. Not everyone could put up with his best mate like that, with a smile and a wink. Sirius’ voice broke through his gratitude, however, making him scowl.

“If you guys are appropriately dressed, Prongslet and I have something for you.”

“Well, better see what that’s about then,” Lily shrugged, before Accio-ing a shirt and a pair of shorts. After a shout of ‘come in’, godfather and godson, looking remarkably similar with the identical smiles on their faces, entered the room.

“Had a lot of fun last night, did you?” Sirius, predictably, smirked.

“Oh, fu-”

“Plenty, Padfoot,” Lily cut across James, knowing he was not the most cheerful when he was woken up in the morning, unlike Sirius and apparently Harry, who was gurgling happily at his godfather, “But you already knew that. So what’re you here for?”

It was clearly visible that Sirius was restraining himself for the sake of Harry, and so instead of saying anything, he just waved his wand in the direction of the door. “Harry and I,” Here he looked meaningfully at the boy in his arms, who nodded vigorously, “decided we wanted to surprise you this fine morning. So we made you breakfast!”

Just as he finished, a tray floated into the room and settled down onto the blanket between James and Lily. It was laden with fried bacon, scrambled eggs and toast, fresh fruits, grilled tomatoes, hash browns and cereal. It was an eccentric mix of foods, a mix of all the things he and Lily loved. Without even bothering to thank the man—and boy—he immediately grabbed the bowl of cut fruits and dug in. It was sprinkled with the spice they got from the Indian store down the lane, just the way he liked it.

Lily, on the other hand, was a little more in control. Not that that was saying much, of course.

“Sirius. I am officially in love with you,” was the only thing she said before she speared strips of bacon onto her fork and dug in.

The man in question could only look on in amusement at the pair before him. It was no secret that they were messy eaters, though no one would expect it of them. James had the habit of eating really messily, with bits and pieces falling everywhere, while Lily had a tendency to over stuff her mouth, like a chipmunk, making it seem like she was seconds away from bursting. Neither of them had what you call table manners. Which just made this all the more amusing for Sirius.

“Look, Prongslet, it seems that they like our food,” Sirius tickled his godson under the chin, making him giggle.

“Pa’foo!” he suddenly cried out, making Sirius freeze.

“Wha-what did you say, Harry?” he turned to Harry with shock on his face, eyes blinking rapidly.

“Pa’foo,” he replied with a toothy smile, reaching out to pull at Sirius’ hair.

Sirius blinked before slowly turning to look at the two parents, who had comically stopped mid-breakfast with their mouths hanging open. He had to stop himself from wincing when he saw Lily’s aforementioned habit of stuffing herself on full display, but he couldn’t deny, even through his shock, how hilarious the two of them looked just then.

“Did-Did he just-?” James whispered, sausage forgotten.

“I think he did, James,” Lily said, just as shocked.

“Pa’foo!” Harry giggled again, as if he had found a favorite word he didn’t want to stop saying.

That seemed to break the two parents from their stupor. Sirius couldn’t help the snicker that escaped him when he saw the indignation growing on his best mate’s face.

“Sirius Orion Black,” James growled dangerously, moving to get out of the bed.

“Woah careful there, tiger. Don’t forget you’re pretty naked right now,” Lily cautioned him with a hand on his chest.

“Nothing you or I haven’t seen before, Lils,” Sirius winked, making her snort at the shameless response.

“How is it,” James started again, this time while safely ensconced in his blanket, “that my son’s first word is your name?”

“It’s clear, isn't it, Prongs? He just likes me more,” Sirius sniggered, planting an affectionate kiss on his godson’s messy hair.

“Oh no, you don’t,” James snapped, “You give him to me right now. That’s it. I’m cutting you off.”

“From Harry?” Sirius said incredulously, before turning to Harry with a mischievous look on his face, “Hey love, wanna go to daddy?”

Harry looked at him with his head cocked to one side, blinking owlishly and promptly snuggled back into his chest.

“There’s your answer, Prongs,” Sirius gestured triumphantly to Harry, loving the way James was getting redder by the second. Before he could say anything, though, Sirius backed out of the room with a cheeky, “Enjoy your breakfast!”

As soon as he turned away, however, two overpowered Stinging Hexes hit him dead center on each of his lower cheeks, making him yelp in pain.

He should have known that James wouldn’t have just let him go just like that.

#sirius black #harry potter #james potter #lily evans potter #jily #good godfather sirius black #listen i wrote this literally 5 years ago #the writing is so rough but the spirit is there ok? #i wish i could rewrite old stuff bc i actually love this premise but oh well. this’ll have to do #anyway. we’re all agreed that a mangled attempt at padfoot is harry’s first word right? RIGHT? #because like. that’s the only thing that works #if toddlers cannot make that sound sorry they do in this universe. magic has to have some uses right? #also can u tell i love little shit sirius who lives to torment his best friend? #even baby me was agreed on that quality of writing notwithstanding #there’s just something so fun about sirius deliberately winding j up—knowing all his points and playing whack-a-mole with ‘em #pen’s writing

[thehardkandy]

tonight i am walking the strut of "that bitch who put all her sheets through the wash" which i understand isnt really an earthshattering achievement but if it keeps me on top i will take it

#i am in an neverending wrestling match with like five different mes #and each of them is just a separate household need or chore #so i get out here and assign myself a bubble bath like i am a militant toddler #my hair is in a nonstop horrible state (more than usual) simply because of this #cause like idk good god for someone who Has a Job every single one of my things from cooking a meal to taking a shower to doing my laundry #to vacuuming my room. to sending emails. to filling out paperwork. to everything #is like ok we are going to dedicate a signifcant amount of mental energy to ensuring this task is accomplished #and while this is fine for larger irregular tasks of high importance #anything persistent and of love incident-specific importance can just. get skipped #i forced myself to take extra long for lunch today cause i cant stop skipping it! not because i have food issues or something. it's just... #the last thing i want to be doing. and i dont care about myself enough to bother getting it done at times

[acatinthearcade]

thinks so so deeply about my very stupid au where everything is the same but u r a cat

i love it played straight but also love the "what if the cat is some sort of fae creature that uses a glamour to look human but it doesn't work on fuking robots?" variant because it has so much potential for wacky hijinks :3c

#a cat is successfully mediating toddler arguments #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf au #fnaf security breach #i love to design a person who is just SO shaped ok #a cat is a diversity hire #neko no artsu

[miitarashi]

Haddock: this...

Toddler!Tintin: *squik sound*

Haddock: is a sorrow war cry...

Toddler!Tintin: *angry squik sound*

Haddock: from a very angry little lad

Toddler!Tintin: *more angry squik sounds*

Haddock,proud dad moment: ferocious.

#the adventures of tintin #tintin #captain haddock #archibald haddock #tintin movie #incorrect quotes tintin #ok i lied there's more Toddler!Tintin because i'm in love with it lol #like #HEAR ME OUT PLEASE THIS IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING #I- 😭

[mallowstep]

This stray cat and her kittens (we got them all fixed and found them homes) used to use my slide on my swing set. So I think some loners and kittypets would definitely recognize certain swingsets--at least the ones that have a slide connected with it.

OH HELL YEAH

imagining cats going down slides now. i imagine they'd be like toddlers. (extremely confused)

#ask #mine #anon #toddlers on slides is like #honey are you ok? #ur so confused #i love them <3

[hellfireeddiemunson]

i feel like i’ve been like. weird in my being active lately JDUSURWHDJS i’ve been a tired ass bitch this past week so ur regularly scheduled kit posts will be back starting now bc my ass FINALLY got to nap today

#i haven’t napped since sometime last week!!!!! HATE THAT!!!!!! i need my naps i’m like a toddler ok #also i was barely on yesterday bc it was 4/20 so i hungout with friends and smoked all night yeehaw #i need the ppl talking outside my window to fuck off i don’t like their voice and i don’t like what they’re saying #idek WHAT exactly they’re talking about i just know it’s some conspiracy bs of some kind #anywyas im gonna smoke this preroll my sister gave me from her work bc i’m excited it’s gonna be like almost 2g ???? its HUGE and has #kief and oil or dab of some kind. very excited it’s gonna be YUMMYYYYYY i love weed i hope this shit hits so hard