#i think he would cry if he knew

[astarionancuntnin]

haha get loved you fuck

astarion + text posts (part 16)

#literally cant stop thinking about how much love this lil blorbo is getting from all of us #i think he would cry if he knew #he deserves all of it tbh #astarion text post #my posts #bg3 memes #bg3 #text post meme #text posts #astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3 #edit #1k #popular post

[yeyayeya]

Will forever be mad that MXTX dropped the fact that Hua Cheng had a female form and refused to elaborate

#yeyarants #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #mo xiang tong xiu #like hello?? #why would you drop that and not elaborate?? #mxtx my girl #why??? #I knew he had something going on with gender I just knew it #not in a bad way tho #I will always think about this #I’m not sure if hua cheng’s introduction got changed in the revised version #in the very beginning where the other gods are talking about the myths of hua cheng #and what his true form actually is #like why would you not elaborate on that #if it got deleted I’m going to be mad #I will forever think about Hua Cheng’s female form #I WANT TO KNOW THE BACKSTORY OF IT #is it because he missed his mother #if so I’m gonna cry #he is a shapeshifter #ok but imagine the shenanigans of it #I can easily imagine Hua Cheng dragging HX to transform so they could fool and trick people #I WANT TO KNOW MORE UGH #tgcf hua cheng #hua cheng’s female form is my Roman Empire

[myuiis]

LOOKISM 479 SPOILERS (gungoo edition)

as ceo of gungoo (self proclaimed, probably not true), this chapter made me CRAZY INSANO!!!!

anyways gun is so unserious like ok 🙄 I get it you have solid, rippling, perfectly sculpted abs now out a damn shirt on it is SNOWING!!

MY PERFECT INFALLIBLE MALEWIFE!!! HES SO COZY AND BEAUTIFUL!!!! HES SO PRETTY ID TAKE A BULLET TO THE CHEST FOR HIM

god this is so homosexual

they’re pouring drinks for each other 😭😢🥹🥲😢😭🥺UEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE

me and who

DONT TOUCH ME IM SO… IM SO… INSANE….

he proposed. I don’t care he proposed. This is a love confession and a marriage proposal.

THEYRE SO DOOMED… they’re doomed to be enemies, they always knew this day would come, they accept it so easily because they both knew each other well and that the other party would’ve chosen this path, no matter what… they’re doomed by the narrative and they accept it, they both knew it the whole time, it’s written on their bones…

ptj giving me more gungoo is scaring men go because he’s establishing goo as guns good friend… and his death.. might… yeah…

UEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEU😭😭😭😢🥹😢

also yk Samuel said the same thing to Jake before and we all know how THAT turned out…

#lookism #lookism manhwa #gun park #goo kim #kim joongoo #park jonggun #lookism 479 #IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY #sobbing #no because… they know each other so we’ll that they knew that this scenario would happen #they accept it so easily because they’ve always been enemies #to some extent… #they love each other but they KNOW they will have to kill each other at some point #and goo wants to change that!!!! he wants to save them from the narrative!!!! #and I don’t think it’s going to end well!!!!!!

[lulu2992]

If you’ve played Far Cry 3, you’ve probably seen its “prequel”, a promotional web series called The Far Cry Experience starring Michael Mando as Vaas and Christopher Mintz-Plasse as himself.

In Episode 4 (spoilers), Vaas asks the audience if they want Chris to live or die. People decided he should live but, since there were two choices, they had to shoot two versions of the final episode.

Well, a few years ago, I realized that, on the Ubisoft Japan YouTube channel, both versions were available! So in case you didn’t know this video existed, here’s what would have happened if people had voted for Chris to die:

The video is dubbed in Japanese and I unfortunately don’t speak this language, so I can’t tell what they’re saying... But if you understand Japanese or are good at reading lips, maybe you can :)

#I imagine vaas tells the audience that they’re terrible people and should be ashamed #or that he has no faith in humanity anymore #I think it’s something he would say in the series #far cry 3 #the far cry experience #vaas montenegro #christopher mintz-plasse #michael mando #‘prequel’ in quotation marks because of course this isn’t really canon to me #I have things to say about vaas’ characterization #most of the original videos are gone now #ubi re-release the series on your channel and upload this version too please! #anyway I suppose not a lot of people knew this existed so… now you do :) #and if somebody here understands it I (and many other people I’m sure) would be grateful if you could translate it :’)

[agnes-draws]

poor little thomas....even in his dreams the pretty boy from the academy doesn't leave him alone :(

#i think i did alastair a bit too tall but since it's thomas's mind we are talking about....who cares hwsjjwk #also the girl who wakes him up is eugenia ofc 😂 #and after that dream thomas proceeds to moap around all day bc 'he is so foolish and embarrassing' #and 'IMAGINE WHAT ALASTAIR WOULD THINK IF HE ONLY KNEW ABOUT MY DREAMS-' *starts crying* #thomas lightwood #alastair carstairs #thomastair #eugenia lightwood #the last hours #chain of iron #chain of thorns #the shadowhunter chronicles #tlh #my art🌷

[frazzledazzlin]

would you slice your best friend in the leg for 1 million dollar

#SORRY THAT SENTENCE IS STCUK IN MY HEAD #would you shoot your best friend in the leg #CRYING. #thsc #the henry stickmin collection #right hand man reborn #reginald copperbottom #rhm #scriboozles #me thinking about what if rhm was put in front of reg instead of sven everyday without fail #puff couldn't do it because that's the only thing he knew would look a bit too gay #despite making them accidentally gay coded with almost every fuckinthing else #i love it

[mattodore]

matthias wiping away theo’s tears 🧎

#river dipping #ts4 #ts4 edit #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #I KNEW I WOULD FALL ASLEEP.............. is it really even a nap if it's four hours long... atp i just went to bed djfknjd #anyway ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 #originally the final pose between theo as an adult and matthias was just them reaching out to each other but when i was testing the pose #i was just staring at it like this is such a static pose... so i sat there for a good five minutes just trying to think of something else #and when i realized matthias wouldn't be able to just stand across from theo and watch him cry without touching him i started vibrating out #of my skin like . he would need to reach out wipe at theo's face and kiss his eyelids and let theo hide his face in his neck and cry it out #when theo cries it's........ #ugh. #he keeps that brave face going for a long time and his eyes might water and tears might spill out some but he stays quiet normally #but if matthias is there.......... if he speaks to theo in that way he does..... if he touches theo....... god it just all comes out #like he cries similar to how he laughs (hence WHY when he genuinely laughs there are times he starts to cry*) #(*refer back to question 89 in the 100 questionnaire w/ theo for more on this ☝️🤓) #it just all spills out when matthias touches him and it's startling coming from someone as reserved as theo yk? it shakes his whole body #he rubs at his eyes with his fists and shakes his head and he apologizes repeatedly and looks down like he's expecting to be hit....... #which. is bc he was actually hit for crying as a child. his father would make him look in the mirror while it would happen... #so theo doesn't look up when he cries generally speaking... #but theo feels safe with matthias. and matthias doesn't ask him to stop apologizing or to calm down. he just lets theo work it out himself #and he gathers theo up into his arms and he holds him. rubs his back. brushes his hands through theo's hair. tells theo he's there. #yeah........... well. glad i've made myself sad first thing after waking up fdvjnkfdhfgnh that's just the mattodore experience baby #ANYWAY. i should take pics of the extra pose i made for this of theo crying into matthias's neck. #you can't see his expression bc he's clutching incredibly close and his face is obscured. but yeah... it's open sobbing atp... lays down #theo theo theo... baby baby baby...... #but ok... think i'm gonna eat and then start getting to my activity and also!! reblog some posts i drafted from when i couldn't really type

[httpiastri]

dams drawing challenge……

at least they could laugh about it 😭

#this lineup 💘💘💘 #sweethearts #love them so much #their dynamics will work very well i think #i mean we knew they were friends before too but this will be very cute #idk what happened to jms spa drawing but #his f2 car? hello?? #like drawing that well with your regular hand would be hard but he did that with his left??? wtf #im crying #@​lacii you probs could draw that well with your weak hand and that scares me #in a good way #f2 #jak crawford #juan manuel correa #formula 2 #formula two #dams racing

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

ok, given that everyone who watched Avatar at 12 years old had a crush on Zuko, i’m willing to bet Aang had a bit of a crush on Zuko

#it’s not really an Zaang post but i’ll tag it anyways #i just think we need to accept that aang is just 12. and the second he wakes up (from the ICEBERG) and sees Katara he asks her out #so i don’t think it’s a stretch that in some universe after zuko cut off the ponytail Aang was pulling out the moves. #‘wow zuko ur amazing. would you be my forever boy?’ ‘i have a girlfriend.’ #aang crying to Sokka later like ‘and katara doesn’t want me and ZUKO doesn’t want me-‘ and Sokka’s sarcasticly like ‘aw that’s too bad aang. #maybe now u’ll stop light urself on fire during your jerk ending lessons’ #aang: ‘and he said he was dating someone! i feel so bad because i never would’ve said anything if i knew-‘ #Sokka: ‘HES DATING SOMEONE??????’ #Sokka later: ‘… well at least the Blue Spirit is probably single’ #Toph: ‘weren’t u the one who told us about that rumor that he’s dating some guy at a tea shop?’ #Sokka: ‘… FUCK-‘ #yes this is in the same universe as my other post #zukaang #prince zuko #zuko #atla zuko #avatar aang #aang #atla aang #zuko x aang #zukka #in the tags #alta #avatar: the last airbender #avatar the last airbender

[lanayrutower]

this keeps me up at night btw.

#mipha #botw #loz breath of the wild #TWICE??? SHE DID IT TWICE??????? AND WE'RE JUST GONNA MOVE PAST THAT????????? literally NO one else has been said to be able to do this #and like. hm. is it. is it... love?? #like you know how zelda and her powers are implied to work the same. they focus on protecting the one(s) they love & their powers activate #(i know people theorise that mipha was going to tell zelda her power works when she thinks about link but i've always thought she was going #to say that it works when she thinks about saving the person under her care. because it doesnt really make sense to me that her healing #would work for other people if she was only focused on saving link you know? so i've always thought it was just 'saving the people i love') #and zelda is technically able to do this with link after he wakes up and he's the only person her powers woke for #so does this work maybe like an inverse or an extension of how their powers usually work? like instead of it just being their love for the #other person it's the other person/people's love or reciprocated love for them. zelda & link are implied to have really only had each other #but mipha. mipha had a family and a whole kingdom. she was connected to nearly all of them when she passed and both these events #are said to have taken place shortly after she fell. in the dlc she asks link to pass on a message to sidon for her implying that she #can no longer speak to him as she once could. perhaps that's just her power waning over time but if you think about it in the context #of how the domain is slowly losing people who knew her and those who remain only remember her for what she did for them rather than who #she truly was then could she have stopped being able to connect with them because there was no one left who loved her as they once did. #loved her for who she was. #was she in vah ruta reaching out for her father and brother and realising slowly that they were forgetting her #... 'do not cry. just remember' huh. #freya talks loz #so consumed by mipha thoughts i forgot my own tag

[dacrekayd]

someone make a fic about eddie not trusting that steve is actually a good guy who wants to be friends (and more) and keeps being a dick to steve out of self preservation and no one noticing how much steve is hurting and how he’s slowly pulling away from them and retreating into himself bc he knew it he knew he wasn’t good enough he knew he’d never be good enough for anyone not his parents not nancy not his stupid high school friends and definitely not eddie fucking munson who looks at steve like he’s the scum at the bottom of his boot and calls him King Steve, and Your Highness in the most derogatory way he can manage but it’s never Just Steve and it makes steve feel so so small and he’s just so tired and emotionally rung bc he really liked eddie and he really thought they could’ve had something amazing and soft and sweet and he’s just so heartbroken that this amazing man hates him so goddamn much

#and then steve just can’t take it anymore and he just. stops trying #he doesn’t try to be friendly with eddie anymore he doesn’t acknowledge him when they’re in the same room #he flinches when eddie pats him on the shoulder once #and eddie thinks he just can’t stand his touch #and he feels sickly vindicated #like i knew king steve would never want the freak touch him i knew he hadn’t changed #and steve is just so tired #he can’t even feel comfortable around his friends anymore bc eddie is always there with a snide comment or a vicious little smile aimed #soley at steve and steve just wants to go home and cry #being alone sounds better than whatever fucked up thing eddie is going to do to him today #and the worst part is no one fucking notices #no one notices how mean eddie is to steve #and steve knows #knows that he’s not important enough to be paid attention to #but it still hurts #and steve just wishes eddie were a little more like billy #steve would rather take another plate to the head than to listen to eddie’s cruel little remarks again #this got away from me i wanted a happy ending but i guess my period was like no happy. only angst #steddie

[badwolfarcadiabay]

Twinsies (except one of them survives and the other one gets turned into a snack)

Just rewatched HTTYD and noticed this which I’m sure others have too but I had to make the joke

#lucerys velaryon #more like luncherys #I may be making jokes but I am still crying about this death #homeboy immediately knew he fucked the f up #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup and toothless #arrax #lucerys and arrax #aemond targaryen #aemond one eye #aemond and vhagar #vhagar #hotd #house of the dragon #I think I would still like to ride a dragon even if it means I get luncherys’s fate #I could live with that #although I have the audacity to believe I’d end up like hiccup instead

[oifaaa]

Suzaku should of stayed lost in the soup aisle fr

The reason why it took them two months between winning the war and suzaku actually killing lelouch is bc suzaku was lost looking for clothes in the soup store

#ask #anon #youll all be happy to know #i just finished my code geass #and yes despite how stupid it all was #of course i cried during that final episode #say what you want #the combination of music animation the crowd chanting in the bg and nunnally crying #they knew what they were doing with that ending #but yeah #can i just say #i absolutely adore nunnally #like the who show lelouch keeps saying hes doing everything for her #and shes not actually really much of a character #but when she is finally allowed to voice her opinion she shoves it back in lelouchs face with the #i never asked for any of this i would have been happy just to live with you #there was an spin off au manga years ago #where nunnally was the main character and got geass and a nightmare #and im just thinking of that #she deserved it

[basofy]

the thing abt carp is that i imagine him to be the most suited guy to explain some important topics to others like, for example talking to jack about the place he is in being a kid and how to protect himself or explaining to ajeet what other circumstances cause people to do drugs not only for recreation and etc, but theres the thing about him speaking mostly in fishman language lololol, he CAN speak like a human so others understand him as he ocasionally does but its funny imagining him dropping the fish persona to talk about something important, i think he would rather try to do so while still speaking fish and with funny mannerisms

#jack is just gonna be confused as hell #as for ajeet he rubs me the wrong way a little but i dont hate him #its just that about him being self righteous while still being sorta wrong lololol #he just seems quick to judge but i think if you explained this stuff to him he would understand #hes not evil #also i imagine carp to be a sensitive dude #given how quickly he gave up hope after the flash and how much he cries in the last fight #i think if he knew abt the thing with jack he would sit alone thinking abt how that happened under everybody's noses #and that it could've been prevented and shit and cry a little #oh yea rambling !! #lisa rpg #carp lisa rpg #lisa ramblings

[sysig]

When you weren’t looking (Patreon)

#Doodles #Adventure Time #Marceline #Fionna and Cake #Simon Petrikov #Just casually crying at my own art while I make it no biggie #Just ahhhh they do love each other! They want what's best for each other! But they missed each other so much!! And they still are!! #Both that they miss each other in the sense that they're lonely while together - Simon's Marceline was a child and Marcy's Simon was well #Not Ice King but also kinda yeah - and she'll never see him again #It's gotten be bittersweet #It's good that he has his mind! Very good! But he is forever un-changed/re-changed #I think it's canon that Simon was returned to being in his early 30s because Golb ate his age post him getting the crown? #It's not a retcon obviously lol but it's like his future has been retconned canonically in himself that's Gotta feel weird #But it basically undid the Simon that Marceline knew - the man who raised her was un-done even though they both remember him #Both of them just have to not think too hard about it probably :') #But even not thinking about that - Simon is still getting older! He's aging like a normal human again! And everything that comes with that #I love his crow's feet a lot <3 And his hair streak is so chic how did his genes know he would look so cute haha ♪ #Poor both of them - I do want them to be happy! They've just got so much sad! #I also think it's quite funny that all those years ago before I watched AT Marceline was the one fanart I made haha - the more things change #Still drawing her! I wonder if younger me would be surprised #I like her short hair :D Her long hair is lovely - all her hairstyles are lovely! - but the short hair is so cute #Really reminds me of her kid hairstyle ;u; I'm sure that doesn't hurt Simon at all haha #I draw it a lot like Tala's hairstyle as well haha - it's The Kid hairstyle!

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#toronto maple leafs #HELLO EVERYBODY THIS HAS BEEN MONTHS!!! MONTHS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE i AM UNHINGED AND NEEDED THE PRECISE PICTURES THAT I KNEW I WOULD GET #like. seventy five percent of this has been done since the first time i posted this and while it has gotten better with time because #my narratives simply got more complex and there's so much of this that is For Me but don't worry i will explain but aLSO goddamn mitch coul #you have gotten married any later in the year. also willy you truly disappointed me by not getting an absurd haircut this year (now that #i've said this he's going to debut it on instagram like. tomorrow. but anyway that meant y'all got to enjoy my neuroses of #Loving Tyler Bertuzzi who is a goddamn leaf. the joys of having to wait to post this (was not a leaf at the time i started it) and anyway i #have at length i think had the breakdown about tyler in pigtails girl dad & how i got a bob & then tyler copied me which was rude. that's m #gender. ANYWAY starting from the top we got sheldon keefe documentation which was really just the personal decision that i wanted all the #coaching staff to be the markers in the poem/the bold & also at the TIME keefe hadn't re-signed &we thought it might be everybody out w/kyl #anyway the title of the scrap of an old lover's flannel is literally 'u think this is about sheldon & kyle NO it's about timothy liljegren' #bc. liljegren was on the marlies winning cup team & has had a contentious relationship w/keefe ever since & was healthy scratched in playof #& the narrative is sooooo. also at one point for the ryan o'reilly i was going to edit the stlb out of his grandma's shirt or cover it w/th #childhood dreams line but THEN i found the gio snapped stick one which was too perfect for 'crumbling copy' the ryan o'reilly To Me is so. #ur insane in ways u did not think for that one. like. how soft her hands were. his grandma you guys. he grew up a leafs fan. if he ever get #to lift the cup with her again i will lose my shit. the cup run a movie i remember nothing--OKAY the spezz one i knew i needed him stresse #but also i believe in the spezz/kyle narrative so. it comes up later don't worry ALSO SPEZZ FOLLOWING HIM TO PITT CAME AFTER I MADE THIS bu #the muzz tea one makes me a little sensy bc muzz was out with an injury for most of this season & it was a really scary spinal one & so yea #& then the simmer one just straight up makes me cry bc i love him so much & the work that he does for anti-racism in hockey means so much & #if you have that video open & watch it i promise you will cry i do every time it's so beautiful he had to be on comforted by beauty & sammy #boy is on the a man who doesn't know me because EYE remember the caps goalie tandems. baby lilya. the mo one is a little funny bc it is #solely due to wade's thread about mo rielly the coal miner homestead husband. that's why he moves to omaha also i think it suits him (quiet #OK NOW OLD MEN IN LOVE NARRATIVE this one's in contention for my fave bc it's spezz coping w/retirement fundamental meaningless of existenc #u heard abt tyler already that's for me the minchy picture was just too good i had found it earlier & i spent SO LONG looking for an empty #leafs rink picture for bathtub i have some cool construction photos but i wanted the melting ice ones (thought about tahoe lol) & the sprin #one i manip'd a lot bc i needed a spring picture bc playoffs clinch in spring & that one fit so coincidentally perfect bc it's 7 straight #seasons 7 guys so. :) & i KNEW i swore to god they did more milk advertising i knew i was gonna do this one from the minute i saw the poem #the milk patch & it took a hot minute BUT I FOUND THIS ONE this one's for funsies. AND THE PIC I WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR this is actuall #from kerf's wedding but i was like i know on god mitch is getting married this summer & that's about to be the drunkest shenanigans wedding #i'm waiting for the pics. & then i was BLESSED with this one which is beautiful & perfect & LOOK AT THEM. anyway the last one is bc