#i think he would sign his texts

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

#they have this convosation atleast once a week #some couples go on dates #they go into denial #<3 #also the idea of them texting eachother is so unreasonably funny to me #like if i saw a roadman start sending letters via pigeon?? #I think hannibal would see emails as stooping #texts? #only beacause Will started texting him when he gave him his number and ifc he couldnt just NOT text back #oh god i know this man knows nothing about texting culture #and i KNOW he signs each one off with his full name like Holt from b99 #anywayyssss #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #netflix #hannibal netflix #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #renew hannibal #revive hannibal #hannibal crack #hannibal incorrect quotes

[vesrin]

I’ve seen so many fanarts with similar idea but I just listened to the Colony again and couldn’t help myself. I am certain Miss Prentiss wrote a winking emoji after writing ‘keep him’.

Bonus under the cut based on this post that @sparkzstar​ tagged me in <3

#the magnus archives #tma #martin blackwood #jane prentiss #ves arts #tma spoilers #just in case #tma s1 #tma fanart #uhh i don’t think my art is that good to make someone uncomfortable but again just in case #tw trypophobia #??? dont @me #tma colony #i have spent so long on drawing all those holes it was ridiculous #jonathan sims #sasha james #tim stoker #sasha and tim know about martin's crush #and after hearing jon saying lol and meme in that voice of his i thought it would be funny if he signed every text message like an old man

[robertsbarbie]

x

#i think what’s fucking me up the most about my boss and like it’s so stupid like sooooo stupid but #is that while not abusive i don’t think he was incredibly emotionally manipulative #constantly trying to isolate us from our other superiors and departments #acting like he was the only one we could trust #threw us under the bus any chance he got but would apologize and act like other areas were the problem #and just overall not genuinely give a shit about our well being #forced us to do his job (then take credit and act like we were crazy when we were like um…) #and the one time the ONE TIME someone called him on it #he made it such a hostile work environment that the person quit! and then he went back to acting normal like nothing happened! #like i’ve been in an emotionally abusive situation for years and i didn’t recognize the signs how didn’t i recognize the signs i SHOULD have #recognized the signs and if i can’t with my boss how will i in relationships :( #eris: text #anyway 🤪 #abuse tw

[jackleopard]

god i hate my fucking tutor so much

#if I could I would tell everyone thinking of having him as a tutor not to do it he’s the fucking worst #my thesis has been done since November and it’s February and I cannot hand it in because he’s a fucking asshole who does not care and won’t #even answer my texts #all I need him to do is to sign one fucking note and I even offered to use a scan of his signature that I already have so he doesn’t even #have to do that #and he will not reply even though I keep double texting explaining why it’s so important for me to hand it in #and im so fuckin sick I can’t even move or do anything and I just want to scream at him #im ranting and nobody cares but I’m sooo mad #uni #personal

[sanstropfremir]

Wait while we're talking about Hybe's business philosophy, something that has has been bothering me for ages is that period of time where hybe would acquire a company with fairly successful groups and then? those groups would disband? like i was only a casual nu'est enjoyer and am by no means a fan of gfriend but i've been struggling to find a reason. nu est was probably some sort of internal disagreement bc they at least had a final album, but it seems like gfriend were dropped like a hot potato. idk. firmly believe society is better bc of it tho! it just nags at me a lot and i was curious if you had any thoughts on it.

oh gfriend got canned bc they had a nazi scandal, so that one was deserved, but nu'est got nuked without warning like a month before their ten year anniversary + album. from the verbiage used by the guys when they've talked about it, it appears like hybe essentially didn't offer them a contract renewal as a group. the two guys who stayed with the company have extant commitments (minhyun i believe is on an acting contract/had some acting gigs lined up and baekho does a huge chunk of songwriting and producing and would probably lose all his copyrights if he left), but the other three had nothing to keep them there without the group. obvs we're probably not going to know actually what happened but the general consensus is that the members and perhaps even pledis staff got blindsided by the decision, because the guys were talking about their anniversary and looking forward to the future with the group at their winter concerts (if they had known they were disbanding on the anniversary we would have also known bc they're all criers) and there straight up was a bus ad campaign that ran in seoul until AFTER they had already disbanded? which why on EARTH would a company pay for a whole ass ad campaign if the group was about to die? there's also a theory that their last album was just meant to be a tenth anniversary cb with galaxy as the actual title track, bc it's much more in line with a tt from them, and again was meant to be the anniversary song bside. the guys are pretty close (mcing/going each other's fanmeetings, ren's guested on aron's podcast at least twice) and they fought like HELL to stay together as a group for the last ten years (they're literally the group that pioneered the survival show flop revival) so them disbanding was extremely out of left field. as for why hybe would have incentive to not renew them? nu'est have a fair amount of domestic popularity and a very stable and loyal fanbase BUT not a very large intl one and not one that was actively growing. they were quite large in japan as well, but they never hit big with a western audience and as we know, that's the only audience hybe cares about. plus, as ten year veteran idols and staples of the industry they would have likely had a lot of negotiating power during contract discussions. hybe probably knew that they wouldn't be able to beat them in line with their company vision if they stayed together so the easiest solution was to just disband them.

#aron actually said on his podcast 'when i found out i wasnt going to be an idol anymore' which! #that's not language you would use if you were planning on disbanding! #like if hybe had offered them a bad group contract they fully could have argued to take the group name and sign elsewhere bc it's happened #but most fans including myself think hybe forcibly disbanded them #bc they didnt want to keep funding a group they would have decreasing control over and was antithetical to their company vision #its also VERY suspicious that jonghyeon left pledis bc he was their FIRST male trainee #like that man was with that company for like....fifteen years? through thick and thin. #the fact that he chose to leave and sign with another agency...well. doesn't reflect well on whatever happened in the meeting rooms #there's some other evidence including in the lyrics of again that they were not anticipating disbanding but n e ways #the nu'est disbandment top ten most devasting moments in kpop for me like that shit wounded me fatally #nu'est w #text #answers

[lexkent]

I have to write a paper for the first time in over 5 years and of course I'm totally stuck on it, so I decided to drive to one of my favorite lakes with the idea that once I get it done I can go swimming (it's sunny and 87 degrees), but it's like putting a plate of fresh, warm cookies in front of myself as a reward because my attention keeps being drawn to it and how it won't be as good in a few hours and this is my last chance I won't be able to enjoy them for the next 7 months so maybe I should have it now and THEN write the paper

#i called my dad & he said to grow up and write the paper(he also said his gf went out on the river without him so obvsly cranky about that) #i called my mom and she said the swim would be refreshing #i think i have to listen to my mom #i tried to study at a coffee shop and they gave me a frappe that was nothing but hersheys syrup and ice #feel like that was also a sign #text

[evilkitten3]

btw i decided to restart my undertale replay bc i wanted to play through in japanese (both the practice and out of curiosity) and. i gotta say the way they handled the fonts for sans and papyrus was not what i was expecting

#undertale #i don't know what i was expecting tbh #just. not that i guess? #i like it but it's a tad disorienting #and sometimes sans' dialogue is a bit hard to read #it's also somewhat jarring to me to have sans clearly being the older brother #my hc is he's actually the younger one #but it's kinda adorable regardless #also i really like how the japanese version has been using kanji so far #it feels very easy to subscribe to the ''chara does the flavor text'' hc imo #it would also make frisk seem young enough to struggle with kanji #but anything they hear or might be being read to them is in almost entirely in kana which is neat #although this theory would mean that chara refused to read them the signs in the colored switches puzzle.... #also playing through while actively thinking about what the characters are saying is. interesting #like y'know how towards the end of the true pacifism route toriel scolds asgore for his inaction? #i just realized she does the same damn thing. she could've destroyed the exit to the ruins before frisk caught up to her #or before they even found the house or before they even fell into the underground at all #it's interesting #also now that i'm reading in a language i'm not as comfortable with. i've noticed... #it's REALLY frustrating when the game dialogue doesn't wait for you to finish reading it #like i do get it but yeesh

[spookyboywhump]

I feel like Wren has “hardly ever makes eye contact and if so it’s not for very long” autism while Alexei has “will stare into your fucking soul because he knows he’s supposed to make eye contact but he doesn’t know how much” autism

#Nicholas hated it he just had these big blue eyes that were absolutely judging him #I’ve also been thinking about Alexei and his emotional support dog because I think it’s sweet #I feel like Alexei alternates between sign language to talk and probably some kind of text and to speech thing #but also he’d teach his dog commands in sign language #and that dog would never ever leave his side #he’d finally start to feel safe enough to leave the house on his own

[jrueships]

From what I can put together, there was a tweet talking about how great Sauce was, and then another guy (Asante Samuel?) jumped in to say he was overhyped because he's in the New York Market, and then suddenly a stream of current and former football players poured in to take sides and our sweet Sauce was caught in the middle of all of it 😭 ....but still found a way to bring up his RP server

THE LAST PART ABT HIM STILL SOMEHOW WEASELING HIS SAUCE RP SERVER INTO THAT HELL IS SO FUNNY LMAO ???

#thats so crazy 😭 #our poor sweet Sauce #why would he join in tho😭 #this is literally so funny #so ny is like the los angeles of basketball? #makes sense since theres so many teams there #and the ny teams in nba are rlly . enthusiastic .. #thinking more on the knicks part #still! interesting to think abt! #sauce sun virgo moon libra. both signs born for chattin it up on text #discussion-wise #he idolizes kd for a reason.. #so many other football players getting involved is crazy ! all over a discussion abt our sweet lil sauce! #no wonder he took the time to advertise lol.. this is a pr opportunity!! for the sauce rp server! #i wish sauce could love a hot guy like he loves his sauce rp server and aaron rodgers 😭 #how does sauce manage to get himself hate g*ngbanged on the offseason... he is so powerful #this is only for starters #more will surely come #thank u for the report!!!!! #my anons who know more than me <33 i love u all #ted asks #sauce

[voidedjuice]

I like Ebenholz a lot to be honest

#son boy allowed #i will build a full sleep - nuke team for him i think he deserves to hit things hard after what happened in the event #guy with magic intrusive thoughts who plays the flute and is just kind of soggy and cringe #his playing plagued by bad habits and an inability to stick to the tempo (woag relatable) #says he would do a shit job at the work hes been assigbed so he just wont do anything. gets pissy at received criticism #the constant tragedy of his life... contrasted with how much of a fun angry little guy he is #he looks like he hasnt slept in a week (also relatable) #signing the adoption papers rn my blorbo now #text

[mxdotpng]

i think luke and asch's sense of identity are rooted in the same place, but they both have different views of what that is. for a long time, luke knows hes luke because there isnt anything else he can be, even if he didn't think of himself as the luke fon fabre. he eventually found comfort in the fact that he is luke ("even if you refuse to acknowledge me... i am me" comes to mind first) because its all he's ever known, and because he doesnt have to be anything else. whereas i think asch knows he is luke, but he isn't luke. little luke fon fabre of house fabre died at age 10, and became something else. 'asch' is who he is, and its who he's become, and its because he knew how to be something else that made that decision. he is luke fon fabre, but he is not luke fon fabre. that's not his name anymore, and that's not who he is anymore.

#tales of the abyss #.text #i think him calling himself 'luke fon fabre' at the end of the game was. supposed to be a comfort to him. #he knew he was going to die there. but more than anything i am certain he knew he was going to lose that fight with luke. #him giving up that name to his replica was. a sign of trust i think. 'the rest i leave to you' and the promise he made #to luke that he would return. it was a sign of Trust. #and asch's character is very largely static especially compared to luke. who is VERY dynamic. #but his character development is very apparent nonetheless. the asch from the beginning of the game would not #have done ANY of what he did at the end of the game. especially in regards to seeing luke as his equal and someone #worthy of his trust. #this ended up being asch meta. sorry #just thinking a lot how ive seen a lot of people have asch go by the name luke after the events of the game #and i think that completelt disregards the themes going on between asch and luke as well as the themes of the game itself #not to mention it lacks thought as to what asch himself would do and think. #nobody gets them like i do...

[supercantaloupe]

woke up to a text from our first oboe this morning saying "Dude. I need to try some d’amore crooks quite urgently. Like today or early next week. Are there any shops that might have some anywhere near here? Dx" literally the beginning of our text convo. i have several questions

#sasha speaks #apparently brits say crook instead of bocal......are you some kind of petty thief or perhaps a HIP brass player #starting out with 'dude.' was a choice #also the 'Dx' at the end. lol #i think he signs all his texts with x? his replies do so idk if that was an emoticon or a typo #anyway i don't know of any places this side of the country that specialize in oboe kit so. i told him to call mmi or rdg and ask about rush #or contact my repairguy in jersey cause at least he's in this timezone. i don't think he sells bocals but he might know where to get one #but anyway what's Up with 'urgently needing a d'amore bocal'. do you Also have a d'amore. among your hundred instruments #or is this for baroque cause it would not surprise me if baroque and d'amore bocals are close enough to be interchangeable #liveblogging my friendship(???) with this man i guess. he baffles me #oboeposting #i guess

[finsterhund]

the more time passes and the more I grow and mature as a young man the more I can actually articulate exactly why an internet celebrity targeting an indie game by "think of the children-ing" about comical violence on the level of the average looney tunes cartoon, subtle - likely unintentional- reinforcement of normalized ableism in society, and devolving into a tangent about how irreplaceable the nuclear family is (because the main character is implied to have a single mother) was so shitty. Then to go on and claim the game's fans were attacking him for pointing out that everything he said was a reflection of his own issues, even though his fans were the ones engaging in harassment.

#text post #negative #apparently this dude is in hot water recently for alledgedly stealing charity donations #people wanted my two cents on this because parasocial fans keep going on about how #'oh he's such a wonderful nice person he would never do such a thing' *gag* #and while I don't think he's the type to steal donos his weird issues could very well be a sign of familial trauma #and from what I've looked up the charity he founded was to find a cure for the condition a parent of his had specifically #so this is a more delicate issue that needs more tact than just parasocialism and hostility #seldom are real people black and white #he's not your ray of perfect sunshine but that doesn't mean he's a master manipulator either #as far as I know he just has shit taste in video games and is the internet gaming pop culture equivalent of a nepo baby #nothing about that would confirm or deny the capability of stealing from a charity #entirely different ball game #if I had to guess #there's been mismanaged funds because this is a guy who didn't know what the hell he was doing starting a charity on such a personal matter #and he ended up getting overwhelmed with stress trauma or grief #which brings back my point of him being an online gaming culture equivalent to a nepo baby #some rando who got famous for screaming about games won't necessarily know how to manage money even if he truly wants to use it for good #people who run nonprofit organizations generally will train for it you know? get like a business degree or some shit #if I suddenly became a billionaire I'd start a charity for lymphoma research and if I tried to do it all by myself I'd fuck it up so bad #not susen g pink court cases actively malicious bad but in a I'm 12 years old do I look like I know what a treasury is bad

[theorphicangel]

thinking about collegebf!gojo staying over for the night, constantly complaining about your single size bed.

“stop kicking me.”

“m’not kicking you.”

“Yes, yes you are satoru, don’t even try to deny it.” You huff, grumbling into your pillow.

“Is it my fault that you have a small ass bed?” Gojo exclaims, “I can’t even turn over right, I’ll pull a muscle.”

“leave then.”

your bedroom fills with immediate silence as soon as the words leave your mouth. your stomach nearly drops, regret creeping across your skin. you’ve only been dating satoru for a few months but you’ve known him for years and can already predict his reactions when it comes down to situations like this.

there’s two possible ways he could take this. one: he could turn into a brat and actually leave, giving you the silent treatment until you guilt trip him into talking to you by buying him sweet cinnamon buns for breakfast. or two: he plays along and actually ends up kicking you out…of your own bed.

awaiting his response you whisper his name tentatively.

“satoru—“

“take it back.”

“or what?” you tease, despite there is anxiety in your tone.

“fine then.”

Satoru sits up and reaches for his phone on your bedside table, immediately his fingers start typing, you watch him silently as he scrolls.

your mind gushes over the possible things he’s doing on his phone. finding ways to break up with you? Texting someone to pick him up? Ordering an Uber to leave?

the thought of it makes the regret take control over your whole body.

“I take it back!” you exclaimed suddenly, your arms wrapping around him, securing him tightly so he can’t leave. “m’sorry,” you kiss him between your speech,”don’t leave me — I’ll buy — you all the cinnamon— buns that you want.”

“whoa, whoa, whoa, who said anything about leaving? If anything we’re leaving together.”

“we?” you repeat.

“I’m looking for one bedroom apartments with a double bed.” He emphasises on the last part, “m’ getting sick of these dorm rooms.”

“wait really? you want to—“ you pause, swallowing thickly as the words come out of your throat.

“you want to live together?”

Gojo looks up, the glow of his phone screen illuminating his face.

“Of course baby, unless you don’t want to?”

“I do!,” you say exasperatedly, “I want to. I just didn’t think…”

“what?”

“well, right now? we don’t even have any—

“shhh—“ satoru presses a finger to your lips, “don’t start worrying that sweet little head of yours sweetheart, I’ve got it all figured out.”

you frown, pulling away his hand, “don’t sign anything without letting me see it first satoru” you warn.

“or course!” He says, “what do you take me to be, an idiot?

“sometimes.”

satoru glances up at you, his expression declares full offence. this is the moment where he’d choose to get up and leave but thankfully your sweet lips play as a smart distraction.

“but you’re my idiot, satoru, and I wouldn’t want to be with anyone else.”

“would you still buy me all the cinnamon buns-“

“no.”

#Angel writes #thought Drabble #gojo satoru headcanons #satoru gojo x reader #gojo x reader #jjk gojo satoru #jjk gojo #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru #jujutsu gojo #jjk imagines #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujustu kaisen

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

It doesn't count as incest if you never knew, right?

Well, maybe if you keep doing it after you find out.

#except now I want to hear mmmm twin has a big fat cock for me to suck on #why choose the state farm sign for day out of time #it is possible it is the other way around #it kinda looks like three eggs #your father tried getting me to pay for his bloody life insurance & you texted me concerned.... like...kinda...but it was a quick text #I am busy with shit that could cut you in half and you want to discuss urine sharing #I can't imagine the vibe from these drugs if it is enough to make it go #*sigh* I grow weary #the old spirit looks after a few of his heirs perhaps #I go to fuck his dumb bastard up and he shows up concerned #it was inevitable #if you yell at me I am done talking that #getting older comes with things you are done with #let me light that for you #I may not know like hardly any of your experiences but I was there for the best ones and I.... especially know you better than anyone #Jane would have had a good go at knowing you I think #she was really smart about women #*shrugs #she never had an army of strippers but each generation has to leave their mark #ram dass #how about a three or four popple first

[astonmartinii]

it must be a sign | oscar piastri social media au

pairing: oscar piastri x fem deaf! red bull engineer!reader

when the two most unbothered people in the paddock combine their joint powers to be the it couple

request sent by the lovely @bibissparkles xx

author's note: heyyy so many of you won't know but i am actually deaf - i am 50% deaf in both ears and wear hearing aids so i love requests like this! (all i do most of this stuff as a deaf person, turning off your hearing aids >)

MASTERLIST | TIP JAR

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yourusername: you can't complain about the dutch national anthem when you can just turn your hearing aids off

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user1: the way max's engineer is as sick of that damn song as us

user2: turning off her hearing aids makes how bored she looks during podiums make sense

yourusername: it was a banger during the mercedes dominance but would it kill someone to play the australian anthem

danielricciardo: i knew you missed me

yourusername: sure, jan.

user3: her and max signing slay to each other will always be so personal to me

maxverstappen1: gonna pretend you didn't just say that

yourusername: boo hoo babe, you gotta lose something sometimes

user4: babe? are the flowers from max?

maxverstappen1: would rather choke on my own spit and fall into a pit of snakes, hope this helps ❤️

yourusername: rude! i wouldn't want flowers from you either :(

user5: i swear we get into this argument every weekend, i think people will still assume they're together until their married to other people

liamlawson30: stop using me as a messenger pigeon please and thank you

yourusername: but i thought red bull gave you wings?

liamlawson30: do not use a pr answer against me 🤨

yourusername: no comment

liamlawson30: choke.

yourusername: idk what's going on in the red bull junior academy but spit in helmut's coffee not mine

user6: y/n consistently giving all the red bull guys shit is my favourite thing ever

user7: the amount of times the sky broadcast has caught her waving them off or taking her hearing aids out lol

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oscarpiastri: switched four tyres for two this weekend

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user11: you can't distract us with your slutty bike pics WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

landonorris: A WOMAN? A WOMAN? IS THAT A WOMAN OSCAR JACK PIASTRI?

oscarpiastri: yeah i'm pretty sure

landonorris: don't play smart with me buster - why was i not informed?

oscarpiastri: i don't ask to be informed of every time you get rejected in the instagram dms

landonorris: FAKE NEWS

oscarpiastri: okay buddy

user12: i be seeing the sign language book, oscar you are so real for that

user13: that's my king, i need a oscar and y/n link up in the paddock - my unbothered queens

user14: she's in the likes !!!!!!

logansargent: oh we've entered the soft launch phase i see

oscarpiastri: and what?

logansargent: someone is feeling defensive this morning, dude i won't tell i've already kept it a secret for so long

landonorris: HE KNOWS? DOES BEING YOUR TEAMMATE MEAN NOTHING?

oscarpiastri: he's my childhood best friend?

logansargent: there's levels to this game norris

landonorris: @oscarpiastri consider yourself UNDER SURVEILLANCE

oscarpiastri: okay girly

user15: oscar has the patience of a saint, the mystery gal may want to rethink it before having to deal with them all

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yourusername: unrelaxed, unbothered, moisturised ✨

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user18: queen SHIT THAT AIN'T SHIT

user19: but this mystery man IS

maxverstappen1: yeah sorry about that... but at least boyfy has made his instagram debut?

yourusername: about time, he's too sexy to gatekeep

maxverstappen1: well i'm not going to agree out of respect for you

yourusername: so you don't think he's sexy? i might not be able to hear but HE CAN MAX BE NICE

maxverstappen1: first of all it's a text, second of all i've been way too nice to him

yourusername: he beat you in padel fair and square you're just SHIT AT IT ❤️

maxverstappen1: you know that's a sore subject WHY WOULD YOU BRING IT UP

user20: my queen was really like you wanna tell me to fuck off? oh here's my sexy boyfriend

user21: jos verstappen really didn't know who he was tangling with that gal may be chill but she doesn't take shit

user22: she's like a female version of oscar lol

user23: i knew there was a reason i liked her

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danielricciardo: why am i left out of everything these days?

yourusername: snooze you lose

danielricciardo: I AM AWAKE REPLY TO MY TEXTS

danielricciardo: I JUST SAW YOU PUT YOUR PHONE ON DO NOT DISTURB

yourusername: protecting my peace

danielricciardo: i'm on to you buster

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oscarpiastri: overjoyed to get my first (proper) win in formula one and even more overjoyed to have my amazing girlfriend (and even better engineer) up on the podium with me

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user27: so this was the special occasion?

user28: so this is why she said she wanted the australian national anthem over the dutch one?

user29: this is now my roman empire

yourusername: babe is so fucking good and i'm so fucking proud

oscarpiastri: i'm so glad to have been able to share this moment with you

yourusername: you deserve this and more, i love you

oscarpiastri: i love you too xx

user30: wait so oscar knows so much more sign language than i thought

user31: he looked so excited and even mark knows some

logansargent: he forced (we were happy to do so) me, mark and his family to learn as soon as he secured the date lol

oscarpiastri: and now we're all so cool because of it

logansargent: cool and able to chat shit without people knowing what we're saying

yourusername: best bit about it tbf (everyone please learn, it's a beautiful language)

landonorris: I KNEW IT

oscarpiastri: no you didn't

landonorris: no i didn't :( i'm hurt

oscarpiastri: if it's any consolation, we didn't tell many people, max and logan are exceptions

landonorris: WHY WAS I NOT AN EXCEPTION???

yourusername: boo hoo

landonorris: i'm not gonna say anything back to that you kinda scare me

yourusername: good ❤️

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yourusername: me and a racewinner (and our world champion third wheel)

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user32: fave trio in the paddock no competition

logansargent: logan erasure

yourusername: we love you logan, sunday roast at mine this weekend ❤️

logansargent: SCORE

user33: every time you post there's a new plushie

yourusername: we usually get one to commemorate a big weekend and we both got one for osc's first win

user34: that's so FUCKING CUTE

oscarpiastri: it's all fun and games until you don't fit in the bed because y/n feels too bad to put any of them on the floor

yourusername: they have FEELINGS OSCAR

oscarpiastri: she cried one time when max set off the smoke alarm cooking breakfast and the bed alarm shook so bad that all of them were thrown to the floor

yourusername: it was HARROWING but it also did wake me up so at least we know it works

maxverstappen1: actually my favourite couple to third wheel, but enjoy it while it's here osc, i won't lose again

yourusername: yeah sorry osc it's actually my job to help max win so you're gonna have to wait for him to retire if i have anything to do with it

oscarpiastri: not even for me :(

yourusername: sorry not sorry (i'm really sorry, i love you so much)

oscarpiastri: i love you too even if you won't sabotage max for my race :(

maxverstappen1: okay i know i said you guys are cute but that's enough for today

yourusername: we ARE cute thank you

oscarpiastri: the CUTEST

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note: heheheheh i hope you enjoyed this, i love requests like this xx also on the comment about the bed alarm i had one in uni halls and when the alarm went off that baby SHOOK it was kinda scary

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