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magebcrn · 2 years

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Gimme a sec to let out some shit in the tags.

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chiimeraangel · 5 months

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gonna go pick-up some caribbean takeout on my lunch break and get enough to take home...bc the SECOND I am through that door I'm getting high out my mf mind

#CANNOT believe work is actually getting me down like this #Like I basically just got here and it's driving me nuts #the amount of disrespect we get from the main office (separate county) is wild #there's just a lot goin on and I know I earned this LMAO #I pre-made a youtube olaylist of exactly what I'm gonna watch #and I'm gonna put in an online order for thr food so I can just go pick it up then come back and finish my last few hours of work #and then go tf homeeeeeeeeeee amen Amen AMEN!!!#chii talks atchu •.•#chii is stressed :-(

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arminsumi · 7 months

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slow down, i'm not going anywhere

g. satoru + fem reader

note : i cooked up something for my man. my yummy lovely bb boy 🥰 just had brainrot for car sex with him. if u want more car sex w gojo then here's this post i made a while back !! anyways i am working on a cult leader suguru fic and it's proving so difficult to write i almost wanna trash it lol✌️

summary — some yummy car sex ft. your overstimmed bf and his pretty muscles

warnings — 🔞 minors don't read/interact, smut / 18+ content, not proofread, car sex, pwp, overstim., nicknames (kitten, baby, slut), creampie + unprotected sex + c*m/creampie visuals, kinda sub gojo but also dom??, delicious dirty talk 🙏

🍒 — J ⋅ reblogs and comments help a lot ! enjoy reading :)

... just thinking about gojo's muscles flexing and twitching when he's overstimmed.

his hair is ruffled at the back as it presses into the headrest. the car light would illuminate his features better if it weren't for the steamy haze of sex in the air.

you've got a good view of those tensing abs since his shirt is sloppily split open to reveal them to you. the base of his shirt is getting soaked in your juices. and his breathing is ragged as you ride out another orgasm on his lap. your hand rests on his abdomen, fingers feeling the dips of his muscles as they tense up while. he can feel his thighs shudder under you, dick numb with pleasure to the point where he can't focus on anything else but that feeling you're giving him.

gojo loves it when you admire his body, it makes him feel loved. makes him feel special. fuels his ego till it pops but he's too blissed out and overstimmed to be cocky now.

your eyes and hands roam his pecks. his abs. the contours of his body. the dips n curves. you feel his muscular thighs supporting your heavy bounces.

his physique looks so pretty when it's tensing up, and his face is even prettier — his forehead is beading with sweat, his eyes are lidded so much that you're sure he can't see through them right now, his cheeks are damp and his lips are puffy and red from the erotic, hyper make out session that preceded this even more erotic, hyper lap riding session.

"you always make such a mess of me, baby..." he says in a low, strained voice.

you can hear the effect of so many orgasms in his words, he sounds like he's just exhausted himself at the gym.

"c-can't think straight with those hips on top of mine, haha." he tries to laugh, then hisses when you bounce too fast up and down. he grabs for your curves, moaning, restraining your movements with that exciting strength.

"ahhhh tha-that feels too good, kitten, slow down a bit." he begs lightly.

his cock is so sensitive, and you've got it tightly wrapped up in your gummy walls; he can feel you pulse through every orgasm. feel you shudder each time his cock beats into a sweet spot. it drives him nuts, that milking sensation of your contracting walls, it feels like you're pulling on his soul.

when you whimper weakly against his sweaty forehead, mouth pressing to his skin, "but it feels good..." and roll your hips at a faster pace contrary to his needs, he lets out the most erotic, high-pitched noise you've ever heard a man make.

"sh—iiiit baby! hah... hah... slow down, i'm not going anywhere. w-we've got time, don't needa rush. 'promise i'm not goin' anywhere, not when your pussy feels this good." he struggles to look at you through his lidded eyes. his lashes look so pretty up close, especially in this dim light; there's nothing but abyssal black night outside the car. the radio is turned down low, the squelching sex sounds easily drown out any noise coming through the speakers.

your boyfriend looks so exhausted from cumming inside you three times by now. so you give into his wishes, though it felt good to have his cock beating that deep sweet spot inside of you. slow, swirling rolls of your hips, grinding grinding grinding until he groans and tilts his head off to the side in pure pleasure. the two of you relish that sloppy sound of frothed up cum. it cakes at his base. it feels so delicious that he wishes he could pull his phone out to snap a pic to save into his private little folder titled my baby's designer pussy :)💗

"oh my god... that's it... fuck, feel me there? yeah? feel all that cum, too baby? so fucking nasty... " he groans.

and he moans dramatically. because gojo is such a performer; a real dramatic sex star.

after those hard hits and enduring his sensitivity, slow sensual strokes are just what he needs to tip over. his cock feels raw, pure pleasure pulsing through it like electricity. and you feel raw, too. it almost hurts to squeeze your gummy walls around him. he always stretches you so good, regardless of how tight you are on that day.

"baby... cum with me." he commands, a glimpse of dominance showing in his demeanor after he was acting so docile for so long under your hips.

and getting filled by gojo? it's more delicious than anything.

thick, creamy. his cum smells pungent, it squirts out into your pussy and just spills right out because he fucked your hole too loose, and runs down his cock right along that thumping vein. a sweet fresh load adding to the rest of those nasty, gooey white releases.

he chuckles after cumming, and pants and heaves right against your ear. your bodies are just melted together, sticky and sweaty. he likes feeling as if he's glued to your body.

he notices you digging your nails into his biceps for stability, feeling a rush at the sensation. "y-you're so pretty when you cum and shake for me..." he murmurs against your cheek, nose grazing your skin. he means that. you really are so pretty. and not like the textbook definition; but like an otherworldly goddess.

and you act as kind as one, treating him not as if he's a god but like he's just your precious baby boy. he loves that. he needs it. that comforting voice calms him down after cumming so hard in your pussy, and that soothing hand on his cheek gives him shivers of happiness.

"fuck... 'needa... pull it out... hnnn..." it's always funny when he pulls out with a — pop — and you see him wince at the slight overstim. his cockhead always gets a fright when squeezing out of that tight entrance.

"how the hell am i gonna drive home with all this cum over my pants haha... you made a fucking mess on my dick, baby. look at all that cream..." he laughs, looking down between the two of you. both of your clothes are soaked right through. the windows are steamed up.

"sorry..." you mumble with a small smile, feeling a bit drunk off the pleasure that the two of you shared these past two hours in his car.

your eyes glaze over his chest; it's pretty when it's heaving heavy like that. with sweat running down the middle dip of his abs. and the sheen of your juice smeared on his v-line. snowy white pubes creeping up cutely to make a happy trail.

"you're so pretty, satoru." you murmur admiringly, voice shaky after such a long session in his car.

his heart flutters. but his response is cheeky, masking how shy he truly felt at such a tender compliment. "oh yeah? 'well if you think i'm pretty you should see my girlfriend. she's hot as hell."

you roll your eyes and get off his lap. he frowns then laughs, "aw no, i thought you were gonna straddle me while i drive home..." and he'd started the engine, you felt the rumble in your thighs. it's funny, a hunk of muscle like him sitting in a muscle car.

"i'm pretty sure that's a safety hazard..." you chuckle lowly.

he rolls his eyes and nods. "yeah yeah. mmm baby wait. come here, let me kiss you — thanks for riding me so good. you fuck me up like no one else, you know. 'n in my car too... heh... scandalous lil' slut."

he pecks your lips, the savory taste and lip-locking sound pleases his senses.

and the poor man. he has to drive home with cum-soaked pants. but it's worth it. the next time he sits in his car to go somewhere, he smiles when he finds your lacy panties still tangled around the gear shift. seeing them makes his mind race with the memory of this night and how hard you rolled those hips against him. it gets him bricked up, yes, and he maybe has to jerk himself off in his car before actually driving otherwise he'll be heading down the highway with a boner sticking up in his face.

Do not plagiarize / repost / translate / copy layouts / etc.

Do not steal what I've worked hard to create.

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royalarchivist · 3 months

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Ramon had a cute idea for the Huevitos (members of Fit's community) to fill the #ramonbday tag with art and kind messages so he can show them to Fit for his birthday (February 1st), so here's my contribution! I have over 800 Fit-related clips, so it was hard to choose just a few fun moments from stream :'D

Even though the QSMP server won't be open until February 3rd, we still have a few more days to share messages, art, etc. – so if you'd like to post something for Ramon to potentially include in Fit's birthday surprise, make sure to post it by January 31st and use the tag #ramonbday!

[ Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Fit: I can't believe I'm a homosexual now.

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FitMC 2023 - 2024 Highlights

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Vegetta: Leonarda, give me the picture.

Fit: Leonarda, you should give him a picture.

Vegetta: It's for saving your life!

Fit: [Picks up the photo she dropped] Oh, now I have it. [Sees its a photo of Vegetta and Melissa in their stripper outfits] Oh. Oh my.

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Fit: It's a life experience Tubbo, you know? Aren't you glad you–

Tubbo: "Life experience" deez nuts, you bald bastard.

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Fit: Ok, I'm looking through the bars– There's like, yeah–

Pac: [Falls off the wall] AAAAA–

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Fit: [Dumping his wild cats in the Bakery] I'll just– I'll just release them in here. Screw it. What's the worst that could happen?

[The next day]

The big cats are still, uh– [Sees the cats mauling the Baker] Oh my god. They do NOT like the Baker

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Jaiden: Fit, you're just a guy, right?

Fit: I'm just a dude. I'm just like– I'm just like the generic RPG protagonist. Like, human male, warrior. Like, it's– I'm as vanilla as you can get

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Fit: Sneeg– shut up, I'm doing gay roleplay right now!

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Fit: Tubbo, if you want to disable mines, you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community.

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Fit: What are you doin' staring at me, Baldy? Yeah, you think you're hot sht?

[The Binary Monster shows up]

Fit: OH, FCK–

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Fit: The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

Fit: The youngest gay roleplay server in Minecraft.

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Fit: [While playing "Hide and Seek" with Ramon] If he moves, then I know that was the spot.

Ramon: [Stares at him as the Metal Gear Solid "discovered by an enemy" vwing! sound plays]

Fit: [Cackles] WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY? WHERE YOU GOIN' BOY?

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Fit: To be a turtle in the Arctic, you hate to see it. Yeah, you know this turtle is... not so different from me. It's living in a place that's trying to KILL it.

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Tubbo: [To Pac] Just lay down. [Starts Casualonas-ing] This is for you.

Fit: [Immediately equips his weapon]

Tubbo: This is for you, king.

Pac: [Laughs] Fit - you see this?

Fit: [Shoots Tubbo, who starts screaming] I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Uh-

Tubbo: Ok, ok, well he–

Fit: Misfire, misfire, misfire!

Tubbo: He wasn't- he wasn't- OW OW OW!

Fit: Misfire!

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Fit: Sometimes- it's not about doing the right thing, Phil – it's about doing the more entertaining thing. Right?

Phil: PFTTTTT–

Fit: They banned my ass. They're like, "Why are you talking to Pac like that?" That's unacceptable on this family-friendly Christian Minecraft server (TM). Like– "We can't be having any of that." "Can't be having any of THAT."

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Cucurucho: [Slowly turns to stare at Fit while Pac is talking to him]

Fit: [Silently starts cracking up]

Pac: Ok Cucurucho, I'm gonna be waiting for your response

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[Fit putting up art that Ramon drew]

Foolish: Boo it if it's bad!

Fit: Heyyyyyy! That's actually –

Foolish: Oh! Wait, that's– That's actually pretty good, what the fck.

Fit: Ramon, you weren't supposed to actually try. This is incredible!

[They both laugh]

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Pac: Yeah, yeah! I was–

Tubbo: Everyone goes through their dick phase.

Fit: Yeah...

Pac: Yeah, everyone does.

Fit: Oh? Oh– is that so, Tubbo? Yeah?

Tubbo: Everyone- everyone–

Fit: When did you go through your dick phase? [Laughs]

Tubbo: I'd argue I'm in my dick phase right now.

Fit: Uh, you know, speakin' of spruce– you know Bruce Lee, right?

Phil: Yeah?

Fit: If Bruce Lee was a plant, he'd be Spruce Tree.

Phil: [Disappointed grumbling]

Fit: [Laughs]

[Fit gets kicked off the server]

Fit: [Laughs even harder]

#FitMC #Morning Crew #QSMP #ramonbday #Fit #Ramon #Edited #Subtitles #AT LAST #It always takes forever to write the transcript of these subtitles #hopefully I didn't miss too much #anyways. I do have so many frickin clips it was hard to narrow it down #I love the wii music it really is the perfect background music for these kinds of videos #Portfolio

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harrisonbrainrot · 5 months

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S/o that also has similar car mechanic aspirations as Modern!Han?

Possibly could be a hobby or interest of theirs but then don't specifically work in that field, yet when they're free they help out Han in his little personal car/motorcycle projects.

Like s/o teasing and being sarcastic towards han saying hes doing something wrong or using wrong item and him getting annoyed or something. Or just even being helpful by passing tools and parts, or holding things.

Thoughts?

I do have thots on this because I come from a line of mechanics, so here it goes:

At first it starts out as just wanting to spend time with Han while your relationship is new and fresh. Which meant a lot of time spent in his garage, music blasting, him smoking, and Chewie lounging on the cool floor. It slowly turned into a game of twenty questions every time you were in there. 'What does that do?', 'how do you know that's broken?', 'my car makes a clunking noise but it drives just fine.' Han is always amused by your questions, answering them like you were five given the fact that your knowledge was minimal at best. Then that turned into little lessons. How to change and rotate tires. How to change oil. How to check and change your fluids. Flush your lines. Change your brakes. Soon enough, your car is in the garage and he's teaching you how to fix your own.

'Hold the light right there. No, over a little more, over. Okay, stop. Jesus christ, girl..' is a common occurrence. It takes some adjustment, he's completely used to doing this on his own. He knows how to do this all on his own, he doesn't need help. However, he's not going to deny a pretty little thing her wish to get her hands dirty. Learning to hold the light right and pay attention to what he was doing was lesson one, without even knowing it.

'These are your spark plugs, they use electricity to spark the fuel. They basically.. make your car go. If there's somethin' wrong there, car no go. Got it?'

'Car no go, got it.'

'Atta girl.'

It didn't take long before you were handing him tools when he requested them, holding the nuts and bolts, reaching smaller hands into tight to fit spaces on the engine. He couldn't deny that he was thrilled that you were actually into this. He was proud he had taught you what you knew. It didn't take long before he could step back and watch you repair or replace something. He felt his chest tighten with admiration. Your grease stained hands and arms, the smudges on your face, wearing one of his old, tattered shirts. It made him glow with pride. He'd wrap himself around you, grinning into your neck. 'My lil mechanic, look at you. You're doin' so good, sweetheart.' Which would make you almost combust. You were so eager to learn and please him. He loved that about you, your ability to wiggle and worm your way into his heart and life and make him happy.

It didn't take long for you to be able to blindly hand him a tool while you had your nose stuck in one of his old car magazines. He'd stop and stare, watching your eyes as you read. It made him grin like a madman. He'd nudge your foot with his boot until you glanced up. 'Whatcha readin'? Any good?' And you'd flush slightly, paying attention to the pages again with a small nod.

'You know what I'm reading, you know it's good.'

'Yeah, sure.. but I wanna hear ya say it.'

That always earns an eye roll. 'It's so good, baby. Real riveting stuff.' He'd moan softly, tossing his head back as if he was fucking you.

'Don't care the context, hearin' that always gets me goin'...' you'd scoff and kick his leg. He was always trying to find a way to sprinkle his dirty thoughts in as many casual settings as he could. He loved it. He loved you. He knew it. He told you as often as he could. 'Love ya, girl.'

'Love you, too.. stinky.'

'Hey! Stinky? Who, me?' He'd point at himself, a frown and pinched brow directed at you.

'You smell like a guy who has been stuck in an engine in a hot garage all day... wait, that's what you've been doing.'

'Shut up..'

#modern!han #modern!au #modern!han x reader #modern!han imagine #anon ask #this sat in my drafts until i had motivation. i apologize.#han solo x reader #han solo imagines #han solo/reader #han solo imagine #han solo

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jungle-angel · 2 months

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The One Where They Go To Florida: Part 3 (Frat!Rhett x Reader)

Summary: Florida Fuckfest has only begun and already Rhett can see why you never ever trust somebody named Kelso from Wisconsin

Warnings: Frat boy shenanigans, spring break ragers etc.

Tagging: @floydsmuse @attapullman @callmemana

The Delta Tau Epsilon party was in full swing, the alcohol flowing in rivers as Kyle Shanahan deejayed all the music. Lizzo's "Boys" blared from the speakers while the herd of drunken college students from all over the states danced to the music. But out on the deck of the beach house, an entirely different set of shenanigans was ensuing.

"Kelso, this is the dumbest idea ever," Rhett told him.

"Oh c'mon it'll be fun!!" Danny Kelso insisted.

"Dude are you stoned?" Kayce questioned. "Did you cross-fade?"

"No."

"KELSO!!!!"

Danny was relentless in his venture. No matter how hard the big brothers could try, he was utterly relentless, desiring nothing more than to prove the point that he could indeed, ride a canoe down the deck stairs.

"Bruh, ya'll'er fuckin nuts," Bo remarked, his thick Mississippi drawl interrupted by a monster burp.

"What? You guys have never ridden in a canoe before?"

"Kelso do you forget that half of us are from land-locked states?" Kayce queried.

"No."

"Kayce there ain't no arguin with this one," Rhett sighed shaking his head. "Guess we're just gonna have to let nature take its course."

"ALRIGHT I'M GOIN FOR A RIDE!!!!" Danny shouted excitedly.

"Bro just promise us one thing?" Ravi told him.

"What?"

"Wear these."

Kelso was a little dumbfounded when Ravi handed him the athletic cup and Rhett's football helmet. "What do I need these for?"

"It's so your melon doesn't get hit on the way down," Kayce answered.

The boys fitted him with everything he needed before Kelso went to the top of the deck and gave a running start. He jumped feet first into the canoe, cheering as the thing clattered down the deck stairs.

"OH SHIT!!!!!"

Down the stairs, through the pool shed, across the pool, down the dock and skidding into the water, went the canoe with Kelso in it, the shattered boards of the pool shed following in his wake.

"Oh my God," Rhett chuckled.

"Total destruction," Kayce said.

Kelso came hobbling back as soon as he had paddled the canoe to shore and left it near the gate. "HOOOOLY SHIT I WANNA GO AGAIN!!!!" he hollered excitedly.

The boys groaned knowing it was gonna be a a long two weeks of not only looking after the pledges, but Kelso as well.

"Think he's gonna survive spring break?" Kayce asked.

"If he's anything like his uncle who was here in the 70s?" Rhett said. "Probably not."

But either way, they were willing to find out.

#rhett abbott #rhett abbott x reader #frat!rhett #frat!rhett abbott #frat!rhett abbott x reader

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drpeppertummy · 7 months

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If you're still taking writing ideas.. ignoring logic, of two older men, one who seems to have problems walking. Leon and shel should go to an amusement park, whether they just get to be cute or someone gets sick is up to you.

We're Sending Their Asses To Six Flags

[mild hunger, stuffing, tummyache]

"I gotta sit down," groaned Shel, dropping himself onto the nearest bench. "How the hell did we get sucked into this? I can't walk, you're afraid of all the rides. You know what there is to do at an amusement park?"

"Walk around and go on rides?" Leon sat down beside him.

"Walk around and go on rides! Next time Marla tries to rope us into goin' on some trip, we're tellin' her no."

"They got snacks," suggested Leon.

"What, forty bucks for a churro. They rob you 'cause they know you got no other choice." Shel leaned back, gazing off into space. Leon didn't take his moodiness personally; he knew his friend's knees were getting to him. And he was right, after all. The prices were nuts. He did, however, recall seeing a few people enjoying big baskets of fries earlier. They were surely expensive, but at least it wasn't a tiny portion. His stomach growled.

"I'm starving," said Leon, placing a hand on his belly. "I think I'm gonna let 'em scam me. You want anything?"

"Nah."

"Alright. I'll be right back."

It took a couple minutes to track down, but the source of the fries wasn't far. Leon braved the long line and returned back to Shel with a large basket of fries, complete with a few cups of dipping sauce. It was far more than he could eat on his own, but that was alright; he supposed Shel would probably have some. And for the size of it, the price wasn't even that bad. He sat down beside his friend, belly rumbling again at the smell of the hot fries.

"Got us a healthy lunch," he said with a smile.

"I'll say," chuckled Shel. "All the food groups, huh?"

"Yeah, we got, um, vegetables, cheese, ketchup is basically fruit…what the hell is mustard?"

"Yellow."

"Oh, yeah, we got yellow." Leon set the fries between them and dipped a few in the honey mustard. They were good fries, thick and crispy and fresh, and his hungry stomach gladly welcomed them. Shel, who was a light eater in general and not particularly hungry, picked up one here and there, but Leon was putting them away quickly. Fries were a weakness of his, and even as he began to feel full, he couldn't stop himself from picking at them.

"Hey, Shelly, you better help me with these," he said, gesturing at Shel with a cheese-dipped fry. He was full now, and learning that a belly full of fries wasn't necessarily the best thing. They went down easy, but they sat heavy in his stomach. Still, they were too good to leave alone.

"I'm not that hungry," said Shel, and he meant it. The handful of fries he'd had were plenty to hold him over. His eating habits were far better than Leon's, and unlike his dysfunctional friend, he'd had the foresight to eat breakfast before leaving. Leon, who had woken up on the couch with his work clothes still on and a killer ache in his back, had neglected to do the same.

"Come on, I can't eat all these!"

"Bring the rest home."

"They're gonna get all weird."

"True," said Shel. A gurgle bubbled up in Leon's full belly, which was beginning to ache, and he brought his hand to his mouth to cover a burp. He leaned back against the bench with a hand on his belly and ate another fry.

"Don't go giving yourself a stomachache," said Shel, eyeing Leon's slightly bloated stomach.

"Too late," said Leon. He picked up another fry.

"Nobody's makin' you eat 'em, y'know."

"They're good!" His stomach gurgled in disagreement. Shel rolled his eyes.

"You are ridiculous," he said, giving Leon's belly an affectionate pat. Leon shrugged, smiling sheepishly, and ate another fry. They were easy to eat, but his stomach was getting tighter. It had, after all, been an enormous serving of fries, probably meant for a group of people to share. Leon had polished off about three quarters of it on his own. Now, he felt bloated and queasy, and his belly poked out conspicuously against his formerly loose shirt. At this point, though, it seemed silly to quit. The basket was nearing emptiness.

"I think I'm gonna explode," said Leon, sticking a couple more fries in his mouth.

"Serve you right if you did," said Shel. "I told you to take 'em home."

"You know I'm weak-willed." Shel laughed.

"Christ sakes, Leon. If it keeps you in one piece, I'll help you eat the fries." Together, they finished off the fries with relative ease, but the damage was done. Leon's belly bulged uncomfortably over the waist of his pants, stuffed to the brim with greasy bulky carbs. He sighed and rested both hands on his stomach. It felt tight and heavy. He brought a hand to his mouth to stifle a sickly burp.

"I'm gonna call Marla and tell her you changed your mind about that big rollercoaster," teased Shel, pulling his flip phone out of his pocket.

"Oh, shut up," groaned Leon.

#writing #belly kink #tummy kink #stuffing #stuffed belly #xleonx #xshelx #message #suggestion #burst mention

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desires-of-chain · 10 months

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Hey, it's 🧚 anon here! I'm not dead, yaaayyy

So um. Ahem.

Legend getting embarrassed but oddly jealous when you find a bunny out in the wild and coo at how adorable it is? Like it's a little white one, so cute. He has to pry you away from it, and you whine because you want the bunny!

So then when this shit keeps up and he finds you cooing at almost every animal you see (bunnies, a dog in the village you see, hell, even fucking wolfie); ...bro loses his shit.

Let's say reader's a little plus size, yeah? Got a bit of belly 'n' some thighs to get him goin'.

He's got you on your knees (earlier you were on your back; this is not the first round) pounding you mercilessly, hands feeling up and squeezing your soft body. There's hickeys of all sizes littering not only your shoulders and breasts, but also your lower belly and your inner thighs. The entire time, he's talking you down.

"So, my cute lil' bunny thinks they're allowed to take their eyes off me, huh? What, gonna go give every little animal your attention? Might as well let 'em fuck you too, right?"

He knows it's silly to be jealous over animals, but he can't help himself. You'd been giving your attention to everything and everyone except him, and it'd driving him nuts all damn day.

The way he's stretching you out so deliciously makes you squeal, and he smirks.

"Aww, what's wrong, babe? Too much? Should I stop?" he teases with an evil grin.

"N-No! Please--!" he hears you beg. How can he deny you?

So he doesn't stop. In fact, he doesn't let you finish... for hours. He edges you over and over until you can't think straight. When he's finally had his fun with you, he lets you finish, your fluids fucking drenching him. He grins.

"Hopefully that'll teach you not to ignore me from now on." He laughs as you collapse onto the bed. He rolls over, laying beside you as he pulls you close as kisses the top of your head. But right after, his hand comes up to your neck, gripping slightly. You swallow.

"...Ignore me again and it'll be worse next time. Hear me?" he growls in your ear.

You nod, swallowing again as you're unable to ignore the heat that just flooded your core at that sentence.

It was going to be a long night...

Heh. Not that great, but enjoy!

-🧚

YER ALIVE

THIS IS THE CONTENT I CRAVE JKLSDNFDSADFSAD

PLUS SIZE READER'S STRIKE ONCE MOREEE

Oh boy, reader is not going to be able to walk for about a week or two. His "punishment" will teach them to keep their eyes on him and not one somebody else's 😏

#.bea answers #🧚anon #smut #sorry this took me so long to answer #life y'all honestly

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ethtyn · 1 year

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bro watches the newest Jimmy Empires episode (in which he cameos) with us on stream and then answers no questions whatsoever specifically to torture us. classic Martyn

transcript:

Martyn: well, there you go, chat! that is—that, that, that was the, ah, that was the little surprise, the little exciting surprise. bit nuts, isn't it? bit nuts. man, oh man, oh man.

(pause)

(reading chat) "so this is permanent?" um—i don't know! i don't know. is it permanent? who could say. who could say. (American cowboy accent) guess y'all're gonna have to stick around and find out! mmhmm! mmmmhmm! who could say, huh? just a big ol' horse and a big ol' town and a big ol' world. (chuckles) what's goin' on, what's happenin'. that's all the time we have for today. thanks so much for watchin'. we'll see you next time!

(long pause)

(snorts) just watching chat lose it—(laughs) ah, man. just before this gets out of control, it's—it's not permanent. i am allowed to go on here—uh—i don't really know in what capacity? i think—basically, Timmy said i'm allowed to do *a* stream, so, we'll do a stream in the next day or two, where, uh, i can just have a little goof around on the server and stuff like that, that'll be fun.

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#empires spoilers #inthelittlewood #vonswayenthusiast.mp4 #transcribed #i would fucking kill to see Martyn on empires for longer than just a cameo tbh. write that down Martyn i know you're reading this /silly #get back‚ put your hands up; kinda messed up‚ but it's tough luck

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panie-wanie-dean-bean · 8 months

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Fuck panie, ever since I saw ur kink list on threadsun's page, Ive been daydreaming about the Rory-Jack bear family.

Mama bear Jack letting them suckle his cock at their request, with all the soft, gentle need of a helpess cub who needs his "milk" to coat the back of their throat. Papa Rory fucking them lazily from behind, soothing them and stroking them to orgasm, before filling their tummy with his love. and soon their cub, their precious cub, would be a whining mess, bucking their hips and squirting in the open air. Mama Jack whispering soft praises and kissing their tears away, Papa Rory cooing how they were so good for their feeding.

And their cub loves being theirs, they love how Mama and Papa stretch them so much, and whine how it hurts so good when they fuck them, and makes them promise never to leave like their old mommy and daddy did. They dont know if they mean it all, but they just love to get more kisses and praise through their sobs. They love the way Mama Jack and Papa Rory twitch, their fingers bruising flesh, their teeth breaking skin, as they shudder and growl and lose themselves in their pleasure at their cub's special words.

They can't imagine a night without Mama and Papa's voice dropping to that wild guttural pitch as hot "milk" gushes into them and they tell their cub to take it all, their cub's little holes clenching around them with high pitched moans, saying yes over and over again with each buck of their hips. They scream how much they love their Mama and Papa!

And after all three collapse from exhaustion, little cub can't imagine a night without their gentle aftercare as Mama and Papa kiss the scratches and bruises all better. They don't wanna think about coming out of cubspace in the morning. Cub just wants to live in this daze for as long as possible, all of them one big happy family, while their "love" dribbles down their cub's thighs, soaking the sheets.

Is it as good for the boys as it is for them?

Fuck the things you do to me, panie. I'm goin nuts over here

I'm making out with your brain right now my guy, the fuck? You just do this to me? I love you

Of course it's as good for them as it is for you, they love their little fuck drunk cub. They love how they've managed to break open your mind for them, the love how willing you are to take their love, they love you so much little cub, let them show you~

#whispers of an angry god #hybrid au #sdj Jack #sdj Rory

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pikatrainer99 · 1 year

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This right here is my headcanon and y'all can try to pry it out of my cold dead hands but it ain't goin' nowhere...they're all so precious and I love them and relate to them so much!

I just now finished this little drawing of them as TBH creatures, but I gave them little smiles instead of the blank look because they're a happy trio of friends who are pretty expressive, I actually headcanon Pearl in particular as the hyper-expressive type because he always has such over the top reactions and expressions to everything and it's just great, and also kinda reminds me of myself tbh (see what I did there XD) since I tend to have similar reactions and expressions probably at least 50% of the time. The only one who I feel I could've put the blank look on is Platinum, but as the story goes on it suits her less and less, so I gave her a smile as well.

Anyway, I hope you guys like the drawing! I was inspired to make this after I saw a post on my dashboard where someone made Goh from Pokémon Journeys as a TBH creature (which I also headcanon Goh as autistic so that was cool to see), and I tried my best to do the same with the Sinnoh Trio! I know it's a mess, but this was my first time drawing both the Sinnoh Trio as well as TBH creatures. Drawing the clothes was hard and also the scarves drove me nuts because I really struggle with drawing those, so this isn't perfect by any means. I also didn't include the Pokétches because those are a nightmare for me to draw (especially small like this), but I did include Platinum's rings, though they're more like bracelets on her creature form. I also tried to shade it with my pencil to try and make it look similar to the pages of the manga but it got messed up because I'm not good at shading...oops 😅

#pokespe #pokespe headcanons #these three are autistic and that's final #I love them so much #trainer diamond #trainer pearl #trainer platinum #autism creature #tbh creature #pika's art #my first time drawing both the sinnoh trio and tbh creature #inspired by another post

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I am absolutely LIVING off of pirate Leo I swear😭 it fits his personality SO well I am absolutely loving him!! also, DRAXUM MIKEY DRAXUM MIKEY DRAXUM MIKEY!! i love how he can still be a happy little ball of energy and still have draxum as his caretaker:]] Big Mama Donnie always and will forever give me life it fits him SO well. Also, I love how the disaster twins parallel eachother alot whether it was intentional or not, like Donnie was raised by this elegant proper and slightly intimidating woman who Donnie grew up with which I'm sure altered a bit of his personality. And then...on the other hand we have Leo who grew up with freaking pirates. I'm positive when Donnie meets him hes gonna full on "I'm sorry- Your my twin??" Cause bro is a freaking pirate like??(unless they like aren't twins in the au, I need to read up on it more) But anyways, I just think that the dynamic between them is super super fun and interesting. Also, RAPH RAPH RAPH he's SO. COOL. in separated aus even when he's with Splinter. I can almost feel that little dudes anxiety like I cannot imagine man. Sorry for going on a rant I just really like this au :,]

AAA oh my god the excitement i felt when i saw this was nuts. thank you sososo much for takin the time to acknowledge my littl au, it means alot ^^

and honestly, pirate leo is like the thing im most proud of for coming up with, coz i just havent seen anyone else DO it, yknow? so im glad you and some other folks like the idea.

honestly when i was thinking of who to stick the turtles with i was just thinking, 'who would each of them be the most compatible with?', and looking at canon i think the choices are pretty clear,

leo with the pirates, because i wanted him to keep his connection with hueso.

mikey with draxum, because, well, just watch the show, draxxy has some favoritism goin on

donnie with big mama is more for a handfull of small reasons, like the way she compliments his tech and, he soaked up the attention like a sponge, aaaand theyr both purple

and raph honestly mostly stayed with splinter because the man needed to keep at least ONE of his sons, but that doesnt mean raph's story or personality isn't any less changed. And honestly... raph might actually be the turtle who ended up the MOST different from canon...because when i started thinking, alot of raph's anxiety in canon comes from rangling and protecting 3 unruly brothers, like i know he loves them and he wouldnt trade them for the world, but lets just say, his raph chasm in my au as alot more shallow...

aaand heres what donnie and leo's first thoughts upon meeting eachother would probably be like

im gonna try and hopefully make some more stuff to put out for this au. this is honestly the first time iv ever made and fleshed out an idea for an alternate universe like this so im not super sure how to expand on it, uhhh,, story-wise i guess?? but feedback and hearing thoughts deffo helps ^^; 💖💖😊

#ask #anon ask #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #separated au #rottmnt separated au #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt au

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7ban-sama · 10 months

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jshk banner rankings? Least favorite to most?

I've been having an issue with my vision lately, so my wife made us play a little game where I looked at the banners (briefly) and then had her transcribe my reactions, to minimize screen usage. Below are the results.

(Due to the image limit, this is part 1/2.)

now, my earnest reactions. Starting from least favorite:

"get away from them."

"I don't like to see you dressed like this. but i'm glad you're in this world with me. if we have to be here at the ikemen juicebar."

(I actually didn't like this header very much at first, but my wife explained she has fond memories of playing with nutcrackers, and she likes that Tsukasa is eating nuts in this image. It keeps making me laugh. it's become more relevant.)

"funny."

"I like that aida-sensei likes mushrooms. and would draw tsukasa with mushrooms. the mushrooms themselves being so "hurt you, poisonous" is like interesting."

"he's cute. a mouse in my lunch."

"my little bean. you'll always be my little bean."

"he's tsukasa, so i care about him. but he does look funny. and these diaper eggs. don't uh help."

"he is focused. he use his whoooole fist. cute expression."

"small mouth."

"he's SOOO small in this image. I love the spooky apple pie but like, he's MICROSCOPIC, WHAT HAPPENED????? the apron is cute … falling offa him. messy (: I'll eat it…"

"double wife feature. what's goin on? tsukasa, cursed, fancy lad? nene-chan, courage test, why? so funny. what happens next?"

"elegant. classic. conveys 'its the boy'. can see why this was there for years. perfectly fine header. neutral ground, for me."

"expression is very sweet. I like that tsukasa loves christmas this much. I pity him. it feels like he needs these like, proxies, to fixate on romance. Just a cute picture."

"whatcha doin in there? he looks So young. I can never understand. he looks like, 10. purple socks??? I don't understand. seifuku???? shotacon garbage."

"I would fuck him like this... I hesitated, and he was about to be pretty high up there. BUT. but. like. compared to like tsukasa in his HAKAMA and KIMONO with a carrot in his mouth, these things aren't like on the same plane. I need to regain my senses. I can't let myself get lost. this image makes me very HORNY!! but literally in quality of image I'm like 'NO!!!! its not that good.' Stupid Mokke. I don't want that, the bunnies are better. Almost lost myself." [pause.] "I see it and I'm like 'would fuck you so hard…' then I have to be like —BUT THIS ISN'T ANYTHING!!"

"just beautiful. just a beautiful drawing of tsukasa. i always like the cheek smoosh. shoe kick off eheehehee♥"

"I love the teddy bear, what it ah, symbolizes almost. nice to see it still with him."

(these both are on the same tier.) "he's having fun. keep having fun, okay?" / "my innocent brother." [pause] "i don't have to kill him."

"an artist…………….. a visionary…. bright eyes and a squeaking voice (: i hope you can draw with nene-chan some day….. so small."

"he is very veryveryveryveryveryvery cute. please be my girlfriend…."

"I do love the carousel. I love when we're carousel boys. Circus. purple socks cute. i feel like i'm being invited behind stage, but we're going to do something bad. but its going to be my fault (that it is bad)"

"he's literally so interesting. the gloves are cool. I feel like I've been brainwashed into being his fan. much to be said about the Angel's Trumpet being chosen for this; it really elevates the AU that he COULD be associated with this imagery... suddenly you're folding in like… idols, and like, delirium? singing voice… poisoning you… ? I also have to be real, I like idols a lot. I like normal otaku idol stuff. so an idol AU tsukasa is a big deal to me."

"its just so like. 'oh, tsukasa…' it's both beautiful that he loves love so much, but i almost feel like, i guess jealous, deep down, that he is doing this. but that's almost like good for me, to be forced to feel such things."

(pt 2 Nene-chan on the same rank.) "Makes me wanna cry. I'm sorry."

"good composition, nice color, good 'cursed child' vibes. the other people are a good contrast for how its a little creepy. a ghost, no one can see him. tsukasa knows such simple pleasures, its very cute."

"what's fun about this is how eccentric Tsukasa is; compared to throwing little paper petals (still cute of course, but… this is charming.) Because it's sakuras, and i just kinda associate tsukasa with a kind of femininity, and they feel like they are blossoming from him, its all fun. light, pallid colors… mm."

"this is really one of those. 'i'm in love with you.' images. I really like the colors on the shattered glass (sunset.) it evokes tsukasa's omnipotence. aouhh God. breaking through peering into the universe. also just like a perfect expression. you love to see those eyes peaking out."

"he pisses me off. but my wife loves carrots. so i love that my wife loves carrots. so tsukasa eating carrots is like 'okay, you got me.' the bunnies are cute. [said resentfully] it is nice to think about him sprawled out like this. i like how much you can see underneath the collar. Hakama looks nice." [pause] "there". [...] "grrrr"

"it forces me to think about penis. it's kinda like a personal attack. just as flirty as shoe kicky boy, but also, think about penis. He is just like this. He doesn't choose to be seductive, he just is, and its like, infuriating. eyes closed ranks slightly higher."

"God. I just love this scene so much, so getting to see it (in color) is amazing. it feels like a good mirror image to, the Amane holding the lunar rock looking out a window. these pictures kiss in my mind. 'wow, its really twins.'"

#☀️#💬

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originemesis · 3 months

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You say you love putting your name on stuff, do you have any stuff you've put your name on in Heaven that you're particularly proud of? Do they have Adambucks, AdamPhones, The Adam Hall of Rock n Roll, etc.?

"Tch, heaven- with a hall of rock? Fat fuckin' chance, bruh. They're all pussy pop enjoyers up here. But I guess there is that ONE thing I got goin' on the side...the all exclusive, extra private-privates, extra bougie and bangin' Adam-High Club. Yeah, so like ~ all the folks that came from these divine nuts are in the club by default. It's hella fuckin' on the down low now that I'm not out populating the Earth and shit. Let's just say the completionism fucks will catch a ride on these nuts for a chance to earn their A-stamp." Is he implying there is a teeny, tiny A that shows up like a tattoo somewhere on the body after you get down and nest nasty with the first man? Why yes, yes he is.

"...'course, I don't let just anybody in. Hot bitches only. And maybe nuns if they've lived a good life."

#//ok hear me out tho-...hot nuns ✨#crack'd out ribs ; //#suggestive cw

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cerebricarchives · 5 months

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Fly It High

*After failing to enter the front door of the household of Caleb Ramos, where a TOJ Code Orange threat is taken place, Green Thunder tries the backdoor by going over the stone molded fence to the pool, to which he falls flat on his ass.*

⚡: AH DAMN! Augh...walk it off, boy. Walk it....huh.

*Green Thunder notices the pool needed some cleaning work, as weird pale creatures are surfaced on the pool, looking like veiny worms with dozens of legs, all of them not moving. GT gets up to investigate the pile of odd bodies, even getting a pool net and foolishly pokes at them.*

⚡: Well whatever the hell happened...damn seemed like an agent already got here. The hell are these th-

*In a smashing instance, a window from the second story breaks through with a worm creature plopped on the floor. In a moment it scurries it's little legs around, finding it's footing as Green Thunder is taking it lightly*

⚡: EUGH what the FUCK! The HELL is that goddamn thing!? No no no, I'm out, I'm-

*In a second instance, a man donning a bright shining blue armor jumps out of the window and lands right on his feet next to the crawling creature. Green Thunder backs up as the man swings a battle axe glowing with green and blue neon lights onto the floor, slicing the creature in half, all the while he gutturally screams in a thick Gaelic accent. As he kicks the pieces off to the pool, he looks up and notices the man in the green suit piece of tech, scared shitless.*

🪓: This doesn't concern you, false knight! Go back to your little cave.

⚡: Whoa okay. Time out, time out. =doing the time out gesture= Hold up, what the hell, what's going on? What happened here?

🪓: Star Spawns happened.

⚡: What?

🪓: =points battle axe to the pile of bodies soaking in the chloride dyed pool= Least I remind you of the Ancient's ways, corrupted by the master, where meteor showers or aurora borealis happen, the stars fall upon the Earth. You're lucky enough I showed up, otherwise your Trinity of Justice would have to keep them alive before they turn into worse beings.

⚡: =squats down eyeing the monsters= They look like the XenoQueen got it on with the Eraserhead baby...well you know when it was grown up and uh...well anyways if it will make you feel better I'm not with the ToJ. I'm on my own here, and I'd have to assume you are too?

🪓: I'm different from you, wandering warrior.

⚡: Right well I bet you heard about a Code Orange Threat here. Caleb Ramos, a professor from Riverstone University. Advanced biology but toyed around with making house flies the literal size of houses some dozen years ago. What made you so special that you happened by the area?

🪓: Fool that you are to misunderstand what's going on. If I may properly introduce myself, I am the combined son of Odin and Zeus. I was chosen by the true Heirs of the Ancients to protect the planet from The Master's plan to corrupt you beings much like he did with the Ancients. Wielding the Axe of All Knowns, Armor of the Southern Isles and power gifted from the True Heirs to undo the Master's plan, I am Thy Neon Viking!

*A breif pause happens as Green Thunder has to collect what this cosplayer has ranted in the past minute*

⚡: So...where's Caleb?

*Thy Neon Viking points his axe once again to the pile of bodies, especially to one where it's belly looks full.*

⚡: =Shakes head= Okay, I don't know what kind of nut job thing you got goin' on pal, but right now we got anomalies in the pool, an MIA civilian and by any moment an actual agent is gonna come by and for our sakes, pin this on the both of us. You and I gotta zip.

🪓: In a moment. =Turns around to the glass sided back door= There maybe some more Star Spawns. I'll hold them off back, you can just go.

⚡: You know I kind of realize something....out there in the drive way there was a station wagon. Looked pretty gritty, with a mismatched door. With a big screen TV at the back. =Looks over Neon Viking's shoulder, peering through the glass door to see a pretty bad scuffle. Tossed chairs, weird black goo on the walls, a nice clean outline where a TV would be hanging on the wall= So what's going on?

🪓: Hey like I said, Viking business. Okay so what, I broke the screen. You know what they say...uh...always recyle!

⚡: Buddy....=takes a big whiff= yeah that's skunk weed al-

*In a flashed moment Neon Viking jabs his fist to Green Thunder's stomach, whereas he holds onto the impact, putting his legs together and falls right by the poolside. Groaning in pain, Neon Viking runs right out to the door, smashes right through the glass door and goes through the spacious fancy household with his battle axe grinding through the floor, more like he's dragging it behind.*

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#heroes die #A01 #creative writing #superhero #scifi

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otakween · 5 months

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I'm Standing on a Million Lives - Volume 15

I'm impressed that this series has made it this far. Literally no one talks about it, but there are much dumber things being published, so I guess it deserves its spot. It's definitely a mixed bag of highs and lows, but I'm mostly enjoying the ride. Still have no clue how many volumes there's going to be. No end in sight yet.

Ch. 70

Iu is goin badass mode and I'm loving it. Kinda giving Joan of Arc vibes.

The disconnect between Iu casually chopping off someone's fingers in one panel and then freaking out because she killed someone in the next was pretty wacky. Like...girl...what did you think was going to happen? Either way, I guess she got over the shock pretty quick because by the end of the chapter she's just slaughtering everyone lol.

It's kind of surprising that it took the characters this long to be worshipped for their immortality/resurrection ability. Then again, I guess living long isn't as rare in this world since there are sorcerers and dragon bishops and what not.

Ch. 71

This chapter was 100% fantasy politics. It was a struggle reading through all those silly made up names, but there were some interesting nuggets here and there.

We're jumping from one hot button to the next, first was human trafficking as seen in...many places, and next was attacks on journalistic freedom which the characters compare to recent events in Hong Kong.

I hope they give the new girl more to do than be a genki background character. She's on the cover after all! I will say her singing Immigrant Song was pretty hilarious. Certified Shrek moment.

It's kinda funny how this world/game uses community service as its goal. It's not like a twisted death game where you have to kill the other players you just have to...contribute to society lol. I guess that's what makes it interesting because the challenges take a lot more brain/strategy than a death game or RPG-style game might.

Ch. 72

Eh, this chapter was kinda messy. Overall I enjoyed it, but why did they have to bring in a damn awkward narrator every two seconds!? The mangaka does this occasionally and it drives me nuts. This story does not need a narrator and it definitely doesn't need one spelling out exactly what's going on to the reader! It took me out of the story every time. :(

I did like Iu's internal struggle and her analysis of the tricky spot she's been put in. As I've said before, this mangaka is skilled at explaining difficult concepts (politics, sociology, war strategy etc.)

Thank God they sent Glen to help Iu and not Yusuke. This way it's a child asking an adult for help and not a "dumb" woman needing a man. Also, Iu needed Glen because she's emotionally intelligent (unlike Yusuke) and was good at calming her down and validating her choice.

Ch. 73

Okay, I kinda struggled to stay awake reading this one, it was a pretty boring info dump about the politics of the area Yusuke's in and how neither side is great.

Changing someone's entire political trajectory with one song? What is this, an idol anime!? (That scene was stupid lol)

The concept of force feeding someone monster meat to turn them into a berserker is pretty chilling. Fantasy human trafficking is even more brutal than irl trafficking I guess.

I continue to really dislike the made up names of this world. In this chapter it was the Sotaga vs. the Faida. IDK why but they just don't sound like real names to me, my brain rejects them. (IDK what magic makes some made up names sound good and others sound like you threw Scrabble letters at the wall...)

Ch. 74

This chapter was all about berserkers and how they relate to all of the ongoing storylines. I find this kind of fantasy slavery pretty interesting. Instead of IRL slavery where slaves were/are used for work, they're transformed into mindless weapons. Very dark, but I could see this kind of exploitation happening if monsters were real.

Of course the main big bad, president dude is wearing a turban...as this whole arc is a thinly veiled reference to extremists in the middle east. (Just feels weird to make this fantasy world so similar to the real world).

Some pretty brutal kills in this chapter, especially Ling getting curb stomped. I do enjoy that most of the gore is stake-less so it can get extreme like that. (Well I say "gore" but the player character deaths are actually bloodless).

Damn, dat fanservice at the end there. Overall this series hasn't been that fanservicey so it feels a little weird when it's tossed in like that. The art was decent, so I ain't mad.

The over-the-top evil all around (including Yotsuya's sociopathy) is a little eye-roll worthy. Verging into cringey edgy territory a bit.

#i'm standing on a million lives #manga #bookwalker #100 man no inochi no ue ni ore wa tatteiru

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