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Blasts them with the creature ray
#If you saw me post this earlier#No you didn't#spoiled art#knuckles the echidna#welkin the wolf#sonic fan character#knuckles x welkin#oc x canon
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Can you write headcannons about Ellie when her wife is in labor with their first child??
hii anon !! i’ve never rlly thought of this idea but omg this is so cute .. i can think of a few , but pls keep in mind i’ve never been in labor nor accompanied anyone in labor so idrk what it’s like so some stuff may be inaccurate .. anyway , here’s some hcs !! <3
ellie x in labor!reader
♡ did SO . MUCH . RESEARCH . she’s basically a human encyclopedia when it comes to babies / childbirth at this point . not even u had that much energy to learn so much stuff
♡ super confident and excited to accompany u into labor but when u ACTUALLY go into labor . she freaks out . like . a lot . she’s even more nervous than u are for some reason
♡ she holds ur hand the entire time . like she will literally not let go of ur hand unless she absolutely HAS to
♡ when she’s not holding ur hand she’s pacing around the room bc of how worried she is . she’s like “ what if something happens to the baby “ or “ what if something happens to u “ and no matter how much u try to calm her down she just can’t
♡ wrote a letter to u and the baby she didn’t let u read until much much later bc she was embarrassed and thought it was corny even tho she meant it ( it was corny but it was the cutest and sweetest letter you’ve ever read )
♡ tried her best to cheer u up bc of the insecurities u had abt ur body bc of the pregnancy . she made u knew she still loved and desired u just as much as before and that wouldn’t ever change
#arielle’s headcanons ୨୧#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams#the last of us#ellie x reader#the last of us 2#tlou#tlou 2#ellie williams x you#tlou x reader#ellie williams headcanons#ellie williams hcs#if you saw me post this earlier#no you didnt
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Do I watch Jujutsu Keisen?
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Stranger Things characters as Eleanor Shellstrop quotes
Mike: There’s this chicken sandwich that if you eat it, it means you hate gay people - and it’s delicious!
Will: Yeah, I know, you wanna do that thing where we���re arguing and fighting but then it’s suddenly like, “woah, this is hot!” And we start making out, well, dream on! Or whatever, fine, let’s just do it.
Lucas: This is how I always got out of escape rooms. If you break enough stuff, they open the door and kick you out.
Dustin: Does your brain work, actually?! Do you have a functioning head?!
El: Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?
Max: “Live every day like it's your last.” Bite me. I'ma live forever, bitch.
Nancy: New plan: forget the toasts. We do nothing. We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we've become. Like Facebook, or America.
Jonathan: Dude, here’s where I’m at. Feelings are stupid.
Steve: But I was a good person for six months. That’s like five years.
Robin: I know it sounds crazy, but if it weren’t crazy, they wouldn’t call it a leap of faith. They’d call it a… sit of doubting.
Joyce: I guess “try and enjoy this” is a better plan than “have the anxiety sweats.”
Hopper: Here are my rules... Rule number one, I get to do whatever I want and you all just have to deal with it.
Erica: You need to just ghost her. Disappear, block her number. Bonus, anything she left in your apartment now legally belongs to you.
Eddie: At home, when I want to get something nice for one of my friends, it usually comes in the form of something edible. You get what I'm saying? An ‘edible’ thing?
BONUS:
Robin and Steve, applying for jobs: I'm really good at telemarketing. I can usually guess how long to microwave food without looking at the box. I'd say those are my two main skills.
#incorrect stranger things quotes#stranger things incorrect quotes#stranger things#the good place#eleanor shellstrop#source: the good place#echo rambles#this is me trying to be funny please don’t let this flop#if you saw me post this earlier#no you didn’t
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Three, Seven, and Queen for all the girls
I'm not sure if I formated the questions properly. Like if I should've specified if i want the reverse questions answered as well. I hope this makes sense 😭
[THREE] - what is something that gives them grief, or otherwise makes them feel suffering and sorrow?
naira: feeling inadequate.
melanie: being unimportant.
juniper: missing out on her goals.
emmy: the suffering of others.
naryun: being second-best.
heri: exclusion.
jiseo: being taken advantage of.
[THREE, REVERSED] - is it easy for them to let go of their pain, or do they tend to hold it closely to their heart? is it dependent on the situation that causes them pain? what factors go into it?
yes, she lives by the golden rule: emmy
yes, but she always remembers: naira, juniper
yes, but only with an apology: heri, jiseo
no, she holds grudges: naryun
no, she craves revenge: melanie
[SEVEN] - are they secretive? if so, what about? is it something small, or something serious?
yes, if it gets her what she wants: naira, melanie
yes, if is deeply personal: emmy, naryun, heri
yes, if she wishes to protect herself: juniper
yes, if she wishes to protect someone else: jiseo
[SEVEN, REVERSED] - do they struggle with imposter syndrome (self-doubt of intellect, skills, or accomplishments among high-achieving individuals or in comparison to their peers)?
yes: heri, naryun
no: melanie, juniper, emmy, naira, jiseo
[QUEEN] - are they more objective (neutral) or subjective (emotional) when passing judgment?
objective: jiseo, naryun, juniper
subjective: emmy, melanie, naira, heri
[QUEEN, REVERSED] - do they resent anybody? if so, who and why?
naira: yes, herself for complicating her relationship with carter.
melanie: yes, a lot of people for personal and often trivial reasons.
juniper: yes, naira for passing up the leader role.
emmy: yes, her mother for her father's pain.
naryun: yes, herself for being so obsessed with perfection that she missed her sister's cries for help.
heri: yes, melanie for taking away from the experiences she was supposed to have.
jiseo: no.
# ⋆⠀⠀ʬ.ʬ.⠀⠀٬⠀⠀(⠀⠀&.⠀⠀)⠀...⠀INQUIRY.#no you're perfect dw <3#i answered the reverse here just in case lmao#if you saw me post this earlier#no you didn't
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who wants peddie post-anubis fluff in bullet-point form :P
anubis reunion right before a new term is set to start
they’ve convinced whoever’s in charge of the school at this point to let them have the house to themselves for like. a week
(it’s a resident turnover year at anubis so all the rooms are empty)
first order of business? inducting everyone into sibuna who hadn’t been already
it’s mostly honorary now, but also just in case something happens to nina while the og members aren’t around
(thankfully, nothing does)
at some point, they’re sitting around and catching up and jerome (slightly tipsy) demands to know why eddie hasn’t “put a ring on it” yet
eddie splutters some excuses about wanting to finish uni/grad school/certifications/buying a house/getting stable jobs first while patricia nods along
(joy’s told her on more than one occasion that she could just propose herself.
but she knows eddie really wants to, and she’s going to honor that.)
anyway. now that he’s caught up on everything, mick insists on exploring the tunnels more
mara too—she’s fascinated by the architecture of the school (“what do you mean, the library and sweetie’s office and that shack in the woods all connect here?”)
so they spend some time down there cleaning/exploring.
willow also does some cleansing rituals which, oddly enough, does put the others at ease
but they tire of it after a few days and move on to other things like seeing how many places KT’s key can open around the school
the couples initially take the bedrooms while everyone else gets the chairs and couches in the hall
patricia and eddie immediately claim the bigger of the girls’ rooms, annoying everyone else (but hey, first come first serve)
however. all of them just end up having giant slumber parties in the living room every night
things get a little funky on friday, though. patricia suddenly wakes up early that morning to find that eddie’s no longer next to her.
she decides she must be dreaming and falls back asleep
when she brings it up the next morning, he pretends to have no idea what she’s talking about
the other girls plan a trip into town to get mani-pedis “for old time’s sake” as if that’s something any of them except amber did while they were in school.
joy insists that (read: makes) patricia get a really elegant set of acrylics she never would have chosen on her own
they come back and the boys, who were in charge of dinner, gleefully show off their tower of marshmallow sandwiches
ambers like “absolutely not” while joy mumbles something about having bad memories associated with that particular meal
nina suggests mashed potatoes and everyone else shouts her down
while they’re arguing about the nutritional value of graham crackers, eddie asks patricia if she’d like to go on a walk with him
“this week has been great but we haven’t really had much time together, just the two of us”
after that, how can she disagree?
“ok but one rule, yacker—”
“who makes rules for going on a walk?”
“just. humor me a bit.” “ok fine.”
“I lead the way, you just follow. there’s something I want to show you.”
and so they set off
they go to the field first.
“football >> soccer.” “they’re the same thing, doofus” “nO”
“here’s where we accidentally destroyed victor’s begonias. and here’s where you pushed me into a pile of manure because you had a crush and didn’t know how to tell me”
“i did NOT”
“well why else would you have—” “shut up”
they reach the crypt entrance in the woods. “oh eddie here’s where you jumped off a roof because you were so worried about me”
at to the clearing— “let’s take a moment of silence to honor our fallen friend.” “who, sophia?” “no, yacker, me. i died too, remember”
they wind back to the school and eddie pulls out a key from his pocket. “stole it from eric after grad. it should still work, i bet they haven’t changed the locks in the past century.” so they go in
their old lockers are obviously being used by other students now. “hey here’s where i kissed you.”
“ok if you start pointing all of those out, we’ll be here for days”
“your words, not mine 🤪”
at the science labs— “remember when you put moss in dad’s cookie”
at the pool— “i’m thinking about that one gym lesson where you fell in fully-clothed” “and instead of helping me you just stood there and laughed!” “excuse me, i’d just curled my hair. i wasn’t about to ruin that”
on their way back, they pass by the gatehouse. patricia shudders. “that place still gives me the creeps”
eddie draws closer to the door anyway. he stops and turns to her. “i don’t know if i ever told you this but…this is where I realized I loved you.”
she frowns. she doesn’t remember—oh.
they walk in silence for a bit after that. it’s starting to get chilly out; he wraps and arm around her waist, pulling her closer
ten minutes later—“wait, eddie, where exactly are we going?”
“I still have something to show you, remember?”
they finally stop right in front of the frobisher library. the door’s open.
eddie: “you know, this was actually a nice place to study”
“study?? the only thing you did in here was commit two murders within minutes of each other.”
“I didn’—actually yeah that’s fair”
he pushes open the bookcase hiding the tunnel entrance. “come on, let’s go back this way.”
“…why”
“reverse trust exercise. except you’re not blindfolded. cmon, you owe me this!”
she explains each of the task rooms in detail when they pass by. he knows most of it already but it’s almost cathartic for her, so he lets her talk
they get to the very end and patricia’s about to push open the door to the study when eddie stops her. “here’s where i need you to close your eyes. this is a trust exercise, remember?”
so she does and lets him guide her into the study.
“ok you can open them now.”
it takes patricia a moment to adjust to the brightness that greets her, but when she does, she can’t do anything but just gasp.
the desk and furniture are gone; instead, rose petals are strewn about the floor. every inch of space on the walls not occupied by shelves is covered in what looks like a giant picture collage of…them?
“eddie, what is this? did you—when? how?”
he shyly takes her hand and leads her around the room.
the collages form a little timeline of their time together after they left school, starting with the grad party photo booth strip right next to the tunnel entrance. there are polaroids from various dates they went on through university, pictures his mother took over their breaks.
an entire section is dedicated to random candids of her she didn’t even know he took, let alone saved.
then they reach their adult lives. college commencement, airport selfies from when they were doing long-distance while she finished grad school.
moving in together, that brief stint where they fostered kittens without their landlord knowing, buying their first house.
vacations to hawaii and vancouver and back home to visit her parents.
but it isn’t the occasions themselves that are captured in the images – it’s the look of happiness on their faces, the warmth shared between them. the love.
“what’s this section for?” she asks, pointing to a small blank square right next to the door.
eddie takes a deep breath.
“this.”
and he drops to one knee.
the world comes to a standstill.
“holy shit”
“patricia williamson—”
“yes.”
“yacker, I haven’t even asked—”
“fine, make it quick.”
“ok, ok. patricia williamson, every minute with you has been the best of my life. from arguing in the lounge to saving the world to almost burning down the kitchen more times than I can count, I can’t imagine a life without you right by my side. will you marry me?”
she says nothing but just tackles him to the floor
“hey, it’s cozy down here” “shut up and kiss me, doofus”
afterwards, as they make their slow ascent from the cellar to the house, she asks him why he chose the study of all places.
“it just felt full-circle to do it here, at anubis.”
“but the cellar???”
“the only place w any privacy. and, well, I didn’t think you’d appreciate being asked on the crocodile bridge. so.”
“did anyone else know?”
he shakes his head. “I just wanted it to be between the two of us.”
he pauses. “well, joy threatened me within an inch of my life if I didn’t get a move on within the next month, so I had to tell her something, but she thinks I’m going to pop the question when we get home.”
“lmao”
“she also said she wants a ‘pretty ring picture’ in the announcement, whatever that means”
“oh, that explains the french-tips on my nails.”
they agree to keep the engagement a secret till they get home but
they both have the subtlety of a baby elephant
(and an hour into their 2.5-hour ‘walk’ kt got worried, checked the study, and saw eddie’s set up)
so everyone in the house knows within minutes of them emerging
which honestly works out for the best because of the amount of teasing they have to endure the rest of the weekend (at least they’re getting it all at once)
the end <3
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[ID: an image of Harley Quinn from the animated Harley Quinn show. She is a Caucasian woman bleached white skin, blue eyes, long blonde hair in a pigtails style (which are dyed at the ends in blue and pink shades), dark red lipstick, pink and blue eyeshadow, and black mascara. She is wearing a skintight short black and red strapped rubber/latex crop top with a star and a diamond on it, a black choker around her neck, and black and red fingerless leather gloves./End of ID]
Day 6 for disability pride month, here is Harley Quinn from DC Comics
She is a sociopath and is bisexual
[Day 5] [Day 7]
#if you saw me post this earlier#no you didn't#i didn't write this post originally#then forget to add the id#then stop writing it halfway through#then left it in my queue and saw the ID was half written (/j this is exactly what happened)#disability pride month#harley quinn#dc comics
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Reblog if you think polyamorous people are valid
#I saw a post earlier about polyamory and apparently some people don’t agree with it so#here we are#I wanna see how many people think poly people are valid#and if you don’t think poly people are valid then please unfollow me#polyamory#polycule#polyamourous#lgbt#lgbtqia#lgbtq#lgbtqplus#lgbtqa#poly pride#polyamourus pride
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like real people do
in which spencer gets home from a case and fem!reader is feeling extra clingy
fluff (18+ for nudity)
warnings/tags: reader referred to as a girl, non-sexual nudity/intimacy (again....??...), if you have daddy issues you'll prob like it, i should try therapy, technically suggestive, not even one whiff of plot, just cute shit
a/n: wrote about a heatwave because winter makes me crave death. kisses!
It was hot in LA, and it’s a different, muggier kind of hot back at Spencer’s apartment when he gets home at four in the morning. The plan is to take a quick shower without waking you and then pass out for ten hours, but as soon as he opens the bedroom door, plans change.
Even the sheer sleep-deprivation he’s experiencing can’t hamper the smile that forms when he sees you face down on the bed, fan on the highest setting and pointed straight at you, and conspicuously lacking a shirt. He drops his bag and folded suit jacket to the floor, trudging to the bed before practically falling upon you, pressing a trail of kisses up your spine.
A little sleepy grumble from you notifies him that his plans of keeping you asleep have failed, but he can’t find it within himself to be too broken up about it.
“Spence!” you murmur, voice so quiet and scratchy with sleep but still drenched in pure adoration and joy.
“Hi, baby,” he says, lifting his weight off of you just enough for you to turn over before he collapses on top of you again. He slips his arms underneath you and around your waist just as you wrap your arms around him.
“You’re home.”
“I am,” he agrees, burying his face in your neck with a sigh. “And I missed you so much, pretty girl.”
He laughs when you kick the blanket away, attempting to wrap your legs around him like a koala bear.
“Did you kiss any movie stars while you were gone?”
“Not a one,” he assures you, pressing his lips to your jaw like an offering.
“Are you sure?”
“I am positively sure. Did you give up on clothing yourself while I was gone?”
“You don’t know how hot it was earlier when I was trying to fall asleep. There was no other option.”
He hums, his face still slotted under your jaw like pieces of a puzzle.
“You should go back to sleep. I’m just going to take a shower and then I’m coming to bed.”
Your hands weaves through his hair gently, which doesn’t make him feel any less like passing out where he is.
“Can I come?”
“To the shower?” He chuckles, rousing slightly. “You’re welcome to, but it’s not going to be very exciting. I’m exhausted.”
“That’s okay,” you assure him. “There will be no funny business whatsoever.”
“Okay. Come on, lovebug.”
He rolls off the bed, pulling you to your feet with just a little bit too much force. The momentum send you stumbling into him, but he catches you gratefully and captures your lips in a sweet kiss.
“Wait,” you order when he tries to pull away. “Not done yet.”
“Oh, you’re not?” He laughs against you between kisses, but slowly the humor fades and he loops his arms around your waist, gently rocking the two of you back and forth for a very long moment. “You are in rare form tonight, sweet girl,” he murmurs, finally pulling away from the kiss for good.
“I’m not all the way awake yet,” you admit. “What’s that called, again?”
“Hypnagogia.” He presses a kiss to your temple, loosening his hold on you. “I am also rapidly losing consciousness so we need to make this shower super quick, okay?”
“I know, I know! I said I would behave!”
“I’ll believe it when I see it,” he says dryly, tugging you toward the adjoining bathroom. You pout.
“Your lack of faith in me hurts."
Despite his hesitations, the shower remains PG-13. You cling to him pretty much the entire time like a flowering vine, but no untoward advances are made.
“Okay, you’re going to have to let go of me long enough so I can put some clothing on.”
Spencer says it lightheartedly, but you huff dramatically anyway, sitting on the edge of the bed as he roots through drawers in search of pajamas. When he produces a shirt for himself, your favorite of his, you object.
“Wait, I wanna wear that one.”
“Oh? I thought you don’t do shirts anymore,” he teases, tossing it to you before finding another for himself. You pull it over your head, getting up again to search for a pair of shorts as he gets dressed.
“Well, since you’re so concerned that I’m a sex-crazed harlot, I figure I’d better wear some clothes.”
“I never said that,” he reprimands gently, pulling you backward by your waist. “If you decided to forgo clothing completely, I would respect that decision.”
“You think you’re so funny.”
The two of you land on the bed, a tangle of limbs as he pulls you close as humanly possible.
“I think I’m delirious,” he admits. With a start you realize the room is lit with the very early beginnings of dawn—you don’t even want to know how long he’s been awake. Suddenly you feel very guilty.
“Oh—I’m really sorry for keeping you up, Spence.”
“Don’t worry about it, sweetheart. I’m comfortable with my choices.” His hand finds the small of your back, rubbing small comforting circles over the bare skin. “Now, go to sleep.”
“Okay,” you murmur, eyes fluttering shut. “Love you.”
“I love you,” Spencer sighs dreamily. “So much.”
And the warmth you feel then has nothing to do with the heatwave.
#if you saw me post this earlier no you didn't#criminal minds#spencer reid#spencer reid fanfic#spencer reid fic#spencer reid imagine#spencer reid x fem!reader#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x self insert#spencer reid x y/n#spencer reid x you
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a quick silly sketch based off my earlier post about the Cat King having a mistaken identity crisis when Edwin and Co. don't recognize him in his new cat form post-esther
#catwin#the cat king#edwin paine#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives spoilers#my art#if you saw this post earlier no you didnt#stupid sketch just to get it out of my head lol#he's in trouble boys#I haven't decided how i want to draw Edwin yet bear with me#this is like the first time ive touched my tablet since i went numb so its a little shitty but#it feels nice to make even a little bit of art
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THE X FILES | Fox Mulder's Standup Comedy Demo Reel (part 1/?)
#the x files#txf#txfedit#xfilesnet#dailytxf#fox mulder#melissa scully#2x08#one breath#comedianmulder#love this man and his incessant need to be snarky during such harrowing moments#if you saw me post this earlier with a typo NO YOU DIDNT#anyway what was i saying? oh yeah#really needed more of them together#coulda been president and vice president of the i love dana scully club
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one of my favorite things about zedaph is that on a server full of people that find strange and oft-overlooked minecraft mechanics or rare events and then see just how far they can push them in the name of spectacle or efficiency or world-breaking, zed is over here finding these mechanics in order to do the weirdest things he can think of in as entertaining a manner as possible
like i 100% have faith in zedaph's theoretical ability to be just as efficient or spectacular or world-breaking. if he wanted to do that stuff, i trust that he absolutely could. but thats so far from being his priority. instead, hes going to spend around a week of irl time focused entirely on eventually having the good luck to spawn in something insanely rare so that he can convert it into something even rarer, the result of which being something that 99% of the server reacts with complete and utter shock that it even exists in the first place, just because its zany and funny and he wanted to. and i love that
#zedaph#hermitcraft#genuinely i adore the clucky few project im not even done watching the episode and i had to pause and make this post#i saw impulses video first and went ''that HAS to be some sort of datapack or something-''#only to immediately go ''no. no it cant be. because this is zed#and its practically a trademark of his to push the limits of the game as far as possible in the direction least expected#not for the purpose of efficiency or spectacle or intimidation or whatever like some players who push limits#but purely for the purpose of making something so funny you cant help but laugh at whats going on#and maybe being a bit impressed that he ever thought of it in the first place''#at which point i went ''holy shit. since its zed doing this. somehow he ACTUALLY got a villager on a chicken. with no cheats. thats INSANE'#i was relieved when i checked my subscriptions to see what the next video i had to watch was and saw he would be next in line#bc if i had to sit through 19 other hermits videos before i could watch his and find out what the fuck he was doing i would have been so sa#sidenote but i feel like a zed video where he interacts with this many other people all in the same video is so rare#idk i didnt watch season 9 and i know he started collabing a lot more w/ other hermits then#so maybe its not nearly as rare these days#but like the last one that *i* saw where he interacted with this many people at once was towards the end of season 8#when all the people he experimented on earlier in the season came back to experiment on him#and like i would like zeds videos with or without the collabs. but its a lot of fun to see him interact with people#so its very cool to me when he does it with a lot of people all in the same video
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Lord Huron has been rotting my brains for the better part of the year so far. This is the result of that
#desert ghosts and whatnot#myart#regional gothic#ghosts#if you saw me post this earlier no you didn’t#lord Huron
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In my short time on Tumblr ive noticed that you all are very fond of gortashes titties. Hrm. interesting. Needless to say this will be going in everyones file.
#bg3#bg3 gortash#its my passion to put him in weird gay outfits#also if you saw me post this earlier keep your mouth shut cause i wasnt done cooking yet.
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Who could possibly be causing Lae’zel to make this face ?
(It’s Shadowheart. Obviously it’s Shadowheart. She’s in the full version on Twitter 😌).
#Lae’zel#laezel#Shadowheart#shadowzel#bg3#bg3 fan art#my art#also if you saw me post this to the wrong blog earlier no you didn’t
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