#im only 15

[hearts4-robin]

All done with the apologies. Told you I keep my word.

I was going to come out to you as a trans-walrus but you prob wouldn't accept me. You didn't respect my pronouns.

im so confused what the hell is a trans-walrus

are you coming out as as transgender? as someone who supports a transphobia.. im so confused, rewind and reexplain please

#im only 15 #explain

[1-7776]

This is makign me sick why are the devs taking off his hat every frame and putting it back just to do it again for the rest of his life. do you think its funny? you sickos you freaks leave him alone you dont deserve him

#sm64 #super mario #pannenkoek2012 #im only 15 mins into tje new vid and im screaming and crying etc i love you mario i love you pannen

[maxpadelchampion]

max really goes about his days threatening retirement to whoever will listen and praises charles to people who ask him stupid questions

#king behavior #he really said I feel a disturbance in the lecfosi force and CLEARED everyone #he said im the true leader yall are just here for a short stay #also acting like he didn’t say he was gonna race charles for the next 15-20 years #shut up boy with your relegated football team player haircut #lestappen #they said max only rates charles and no one else

[aliferous-ly]

special shout-out to everyone making gifs for the hermit charity event you are my absolute favorite people and the lifeblood of hermitblr <3

#gifmakers NEVER get enough credit #THANK YOUUU THANK YOU #send a nice ask to ur gifmaking follows and mutuals!!! #like genuinely. the amount of work it takes to make quality gifs. unmatched #even the stuff thats like 'oh i only spent like 15 minutes on it' u still love 15 min doodles no?? its work!!! skill!!!! #i tried gifmaking out awhile back and got so heated it was not for me #so now im just cheering in the background #hermitblr #hermitcraft #ollie rambles

[comradekatara]

a quick doodle to commemorate korrasamiversary, the most important day in the history of humankind

#id in alt text #legend of korra #korrasami #avatar the last airbender #atla #lok #asami #korra #asamixkorra #art #mart #tried to crank this out as quickly as possible after i realized that i hadn't actually drawn them today #it was supposed to only be a quick 15 minute sketch #but then i decided to color in the lineart #and draw every strand of hair (didn't i say never again? whoops) #because im a masochist i guess. idk #posting art past 8 pm is literally never wise #so please clap guys (im sorry this is late 😓)

[inkskinned]

"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"

dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.

but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.

the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.

so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.

we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.

now leave us alone.

#spilled ink #writeblr #slam poetry #i started this as a joke and ended up taking after #the poem about all the women in the world meeting in the bathroom #i can't find it to link it directly i've been googling for like 15 minutes if someone can remember #turns out frantically googling the only lines like ''women meeting in the bathroom'' #''secret womens meeting you always believed happened" is not useful for . to search??? help :( #also the reason this says harmless so many times is bc like #this is 100% about like #yeah man when ppl are mean about ppl enjoying things like. fuckin lady gaga #like this is so obviously about ppl who steal ur joy for no reason (i WILL steal ur joy if ur a bigot btw) #also yes it's bc someone was like ''liking the mcelroys in 2023 is cringe'' #and im like. dude what the fuck literally just let people like things it's LITERALLY not that deep. #like i dont like centipedes theyre one of like the 2 bugs im squicked out by ... but like. #if u really like centipedes. im like so happy for you. i hope you can put socks on ur centipedes #so they can speedclean ur floors. that would be fun and cool!!! #i love u i hope all of you have a weird passion i love you i hope that passion fills your life like soap bubbles

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Phantom: *Kicks down the doors of the Titans Tower*

Titans core four: *Getting ready to fight"

Phantom: Which one of you is Superboy?

Kon:

Kon: Me obviously *gesturing to the large S on his chest*

Phantom: Cool. What custody days do you want?

Kon: You're going to have to explain

Phantom: *partially unravels the bundle of blankets to reveal a baby with kryptonian blue eyes*

Phantom: Congrats! You're a dad!

Kon: Oh god the card I got in the mail wasn't a prank

Phantom: Nope. Help me name him.

Tim: I have so many questions

Phantom: I have so few answers

Cassie: Thats not comforting

Phantom: I woke up in a mad scientists laboratory 200 years in the future to find out i have a clone baby with someone I've never heard of and everyone I knew and love is likely dead.

Kon:

Cassie:

Tim:

Phantom: If anyone needs comforting here its me

Nightwing: *the only adult in this situation* Okay, how about we talk about this. I'm sure the Justice League will be happy to help you and your baby

#fanfiction prompts #prompts #dp x dc #danny fenton #tim drake #danny phantom #kon el #kon el kent #superboy #I debated doing this with superboy or Damian #superboy won out cause im curious #kon is freaking out so hard #danny is refusing to abandon his baby cause thats the only family he has now and hes a scared 15 year old #might actually write this into a proper prompt later but rn im lazy

[flowersinmidgar]

happy birthday to the game ever <333

og image teehee

#ive only known ffxv for what. three months. im so attached to the bros they r my lifeline #✨scratchpad #ffxv #ff15 #noctis lucis caelum #ff15 noctis #prompto argentum #ff15 prompto #quick doodle. may draw something more superficial later idk. its very hot today and i feel sick :/ #final fantasy 15 #final fantasy xv

[waterghostype]

not so tall now are you

#ninjago #jaya #nya smith #nya jiang #jay walker #jay ninjago #nya ninjago #ninjago jaya #my hc is that pilot to s2 nya is 14 and jay is 15 #and that jay was like a tall lanky long fella #but he stopped growing when he turned like 16 meanwhile nya kept on growing #i keep working on and tweaking this over and over im just posting it already #i hate side profiles oh my lawrd #my fav character trope is the girl and one of my fav ship tropes is the couple so jaya was kinda made for me #you could put a gun to my head and tell me to accurately draw the ninja suits and i would tell u to shoot #thats a total joke but i am uniquely bad at using minifigures as reference #i rmb when i first watched njg i saw nya and i knew shed at least be one of if not my fav but i did Not like her design #is it because im a girl master wu no it’s because youre the only one with that fuckass bob #but shes justa girl… bad haircuts are inevitable…. #my haircut in 2021 was actually putrid ill say #so i forgive her #i fixed the crop thing bc i realized how ugly it is LMAO #im new to postings pls #aphid artisms

[artandbrimstone]

you believe me like a god

i betray you like a man.

print

#obsessed with how i drew them in this #gill looking etherial vs chip looking so human #i had to double check i didnt make up chip holding the sword to his neck #i only checked after id fully drawn it though #if it was wrong i guess id have to JUST ROLL WITH I- #ok thats it its 2am im putting this in the queue now #art #my art #jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #artists on tumblr #gillion tidestrider fanart #gillion fanart #just roll with it gillion #jrwi gillion #chip jrwi fanart #chip jrwi #chip bastard #jrwi chip #gillion tidestrider #jrwi art #jrwi 15 #jrwi show #gillion jrwi #just roll with it fanart #jrwi fanart #jrwi podcast #fish and chips #jrwi fnc

[mochasucculent]

She's sooooo normal

#adventure time #betty grof #im very excited for fionna and cake even if betty is only in a flashback #but i think it'll be really fun regardless of how much betty is there lmao #but i saw her in the trailer and it was like a code for a sleeper agent to activate #the sleeper agent is a 15 year old me #fanart #fionna and cake #at #atimers

[jefferythejelly]

"if there was a big fat cock in front of you and i said if you suck this i'll give you elo you'd do it"

"yeah cuz i'm not homophobic like you"

#im crying like WHAT #the punznap fights have been beautiful this stream and ive only been here for like 15 mintues #punz #sapnap #my clips

[sarioh]

still cannot get over how much of a toxic sweat joel is. like if you watched his pov for mcc you would have no idea that his main schtick is that he's literally a builder on a fantasy roleplay server he is one of the most unnecessarily competitive players ive ever seen. the guy taught himself to speed bridge for tgttos and he occasionally does it on empires just to show off. he posted a clip on twitter of him playing tgttos on mcc island and the only words he says in the whole clip are "fuck off" four times. he camps the subreddit and viciously attacks anyone who places his team lower than top 5. someone so much as looks at him funny on stream in empires and he goes back to his base, grabs a chestplate and 5 golden apples, and hunts them down in complete silence until they're dead. you just know that man spends hours of his free time grinding competitive minecraft and for WHAT. to build a floating island???? to babysit his armor stand son????? NOBODY does it like him

#he is SOOOO insecure i love him so much #ive been watching mcc since mcc 2 and until about a year ago i only watched sweaty players #and then i started watching hermits and adjacent just to have a chill experience #and somehow joel is LESS chill than 90% of the players i used to watch who were ACTUAL sweats. like pvpers and stuff #IT NEVER STOPS BEING FUNNY TO ME #that being said ive watched almost all of joels mccs and seeing him go from an average to getting top 10 a few times has been awesome #ive been one of the joel A tier truthers since like mcc 15 and i was RIGHT #smallishbeans #whenever i maintag a joel post i get a little bit paranoid that hes gonna see the post . so if u see this joel #im proud of u. keep thotting it up in mcc. slay

[isjasz]

The brainrot (help me)

There is now Part 2

#accidentally posted this outside of circle on twt so i thought might as well throw this here then KLSAJDKLJA #basically: hc&esmp botw au #grian #goodtimeswithscar #zombiecleo #ldshadowlady #some of these are OLD SKETCHES IM SORRY #this au has been living in my head rent free ever since like the seocnd to last totk trailer #look i make a botw au in legit every fandom im in i do not know why #i will make pearl the literal godess hylia #there is a lot more brainrot but my hand cannot draw fast enough. orz #IS JIMMY A ZORA OR A RITO I HAVE NO IDEA #15 min till totk release WOOOOOO but im only gonna play tmr >:D #these are just self indulgent brainrot doodles i swear HELPPPPP #isdoodles #LoSBotwAU

[sailermoon]

#the summer hikaru died #hikaru ga shinda natsu #this series is sooooo good im gonna start chewing on drywall cause there’s only 15 chapters out 😭

[ramqiu]

mollayyyyy

#curse this damned gay ass coat #im just trying to figure out drawing him #im only on ep 15 :3 #mollymauk tealeaf #critical role #the mighty nein #my art