#incomprehensible quotes

[marvelgaynesstothemax]

POV: You’re Matthew Murdock just trying to do sum neat vigilante shit during s2

#i’m so sleep deprived #sorry if this is incomprehensible #the angel and devil on matt’s shoulders are literally these two #daredevil #punisher #frank castle #foggy nelson #matt murdock #frankmatt #lmao #fratt #gayshipsareyayships #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JADE: silicate chemistry is second nature to us geochemists so its easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the formulas for olivine and one or two feldspars!

ARADIA: and quartz 0f c0urse

JADE: of course.

#submission #source: xkcd #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #aradia megido #mod terezi #i suspect they highly overestimate my chemical competency #chemistry was actually my worst subject #mols were terrible to me #truly incomprehensible units of measurements

[arowrath]

if u can't hear trans men talk abt how we are affected by transphobia without deciding that means we automatically hate trans women i think you're actually operating under levels of brainrot incomprehensible to anyone who talks to other queer people in real life

#text #discourse #this is about a post i saw that said. quote. -> #''if you see someone posting under the transandrophobia or transmisandry tags in your feed #careful! you've got someone in your feed that really doesn't like trans women!'' #Be soooo fucking serious. LIke i dont even know what to say atp it's incomprehensible

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

[they get lost on the road]

Sam: Let's look at Dean's directions

Jo: Okay. "I-43 to Highway 60. Head east when it gets different." 'When it gets different.' What the hell does that mean?

Sam: Wait. Let me see that. "Go a ways past the… fancy thing… and turn left at the ugly house."

Jo: [sarcastically] Oh, well, if the "fancy thing's" a dead cow, then we're almost there!

#source: that 70s show #I'm obsessed with the idea of Dean having hand-written directions like this based solely on landmarks he sees and not road names #but the landmarks are incomprehensible to everyone but Dean #edit: I FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE IT'S ONE OF MY FAVES #sam winchester #jo harvelle #dean winchester #incorrect spn #incorrect spn quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #supernatural incorrect quotes #spn crack #spn

[the-plothole-court]

wymack: let me ask you again

wymack: why the fuck do you think we should install an ice cream machine into the meeting room?

andrew: riddle me this—

wymack: i’m out of here

#the amount of times andrew has pulled out the ‘riddle me this’ in order to further his arguement is incomprehensible #aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #all for the game #david wymack #andrew minyard

[ot3]

i'm a big proponent of the idea that the best products often have the worst websites.

#when we were looking for a brunch spot in london last week we were having a bunch of trouble narrowing it down #so i just picked the one that had the worst website #didn't even have a menu listed but had some random photos of tasty food #had a 'get quote' button front and center first thing on the page #because they didn't edit whatever business template they used to make the thing #incomprehensible three column layout #and then proceeded to have some of the best french toast of my entire life.

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Freddy: I just can not understand you all! Why must your slang sound like that?

Sunny: Maybe if we used older slang at the same time as the new slang, you could understand us a bit better? Can we try that, guys?

DJ Music Man: That’s groovy. I hate it.

Monty: Mood to the max, broski!

Chica: Tubular af my guys!

Moon: It is presently Wednesday, folks.

Roxy: Thou art being sus!

Freddy: Please never say any of those things in front of me again.

#incorrect quotes #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #dj music man #roxanne wolf #the daycare attendants #fnaf sunny #fnaf moon #sunny trying so hard not to laugh his ass off #he knew they'd do this lmao #the moment he'd finished talking he KNEW what he'd unleashed #just an internal 'oops' before the nonsense #they just become completely incomprehensible at the drop of a hat they're very good at it

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Lester: They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested.

#S: Tumblr #babygirl is constantly haunted by incomprehensible visions #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #lester papadopoulos

[young-prince-firefly]

Atsushi completely frozen because he just saw Ryū with a bow:...!!

Gin: What's wrong with you? Are you dying?

Ryū:...

Atsushi: You look nice

Ryū: Thanks

*Ryū walks away*

Atsushi: I think I stopped breathing

Gin: Oh! You're just gay.

Atsushi: Huh??

Gin: You'll be good together

#And then Atsushi just makes incomprehensible noises of confusion #Once his brain is done processing he's gonna try to be as obvious as possible #Not that he knows how #Its the thought that counts #Gin will help him #Only because she thinks Atsushi is good for ryū #Sskk #gin akutagawa #atsushi nakajima #akutagawa ryuunosuke #Bsd #Incorrect quote #I'm insane #firefly posts

[wakingwinds]

Warriors: Hey how do you feel about the current socioeconomic climate of Hyrule

Wild: I think hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with fries

#excpet they are all utterly incomprehensible #ive decided to embrace the inner cringe. incorrect lu quotes. #linked universe #lu #lu warriors #lu wild #linked universe incorrect quotes

[officialyourdailyinspiration]

God’s plan and His ways of working out His plan are frequently beyond our ability to fathom and understand. We must learn to trust when we don’t understand.

Jerry Bridges

#faith #God #Incomprehensibility #Jerry Bridges #Christian Quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Grimdark!Rose: i̴̖̓'̶̡̀l̷͖͐l̸̞̾ ̸̥̍w̴̠̌r̷͖͝ą̸̅p̷̠̒ ̸̯͝m̸͓͒y̴̥͌ ̵̤̅a̶͇̽ŗ̶͑m̷̨̈s̵͍͘ ̸̜̑a̶̲͌r̴̩̓o̴͙͑ư̸̖n̷̝͒d̸͂͜ ̷͓̉y̴̰̾ő̴̲u̶̖͛r̷͊͜ ̵̹̈h̶͔̅e̶̳̍ä̵̬́d̴̥̔ ̷̱̈a̶̯͂n̶̲̕d̶̤̈ ̶̮̽s̵͍̍í̷̱ń̵͉k̴̦̊ ̵̰̓m̵̹̓ý̶̹ ̴̣̉t̸̩͘e̸̘͑ȇ̴̳t̵͉́h̷̢̑ ̷̻̈́ḯ̵̺n̷͕̎t̸̙͒ó̶̭ ̴͔͠y̷̮̍o̴͖͝u̸̘̒r̸͔̕ ̵̯͛f̶͍̚l̶̪͒ẹ̶̾s̴̠̾h̵̰͛ ̸͈̕l̷̤̊ī̵͜k̶̩̄ė̴͉ ̵̧͐ā̵̠ ̵̯̐d̷͘͜e̴͒ͅm̵͕̉ė̵̫n̷̟͛t̷͍̓e̴̖̊d̷̰͂ ̷͚̏p̷̭̄y̸̼̕t̶̞̓h̸̹͊o̴̻̚n̴̨̓

#submission #source: gomotion #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #so true bestie (incomprehensible)

[blackwell-academys-airdrop]

Max: What's that? Rachel: A deep freezer. Biggest one on the market, large enough to fit a grown man inside. Max: ... and what do you need it for? Rachel: [climbs in] For the summer, of course Max: ah

#incorrect quotes #life is strange #lis #max caulfield #rachel amber #I think Rachel should be strange and moderately incomprehensible with a solid morbid streak. That's what death does to a girl #queue

[lazarus---rising]

got bored made another shitty little scott evildead inspired painting[? Not really but whatevs]

#[quote at the side from the truman show ithink it fits him] #my art :p #Purposefully made the last part of the quote incomprehensible it adds to it ithink #Casually points out how evening runs off the canvas ithink that parts cool idk

[archduke-enver-gortash]

need to finish that gort is simultaneously great and terrible at being “religious” essay some day

#don’t read this i’m just spitballing #this is incomprehensible #follows a set of values he himself imposed on himself more than any god but bane aligns with those #for the time being and furthers his goals so he’ll grab that opportunity like another tool in his arsenal #but this adhering to these values is so fervent that it makes him automatically the best candidate for chosen #then again following this logic means that his allegiance is not to bane who is more of a tangible manifestation of these values for gortas #thinking of that hannibal quote ‘hannibal isn’t religious but he believes in god intimately’ and how it’s sort of the opposite for gortash #he’s ardent work seems very very religious but there is nothing but the machine in the end. #the god of his own religion/self imposed values as the machine

[thebreakfastgenie]

yeah, I'm real innocent. maybe I should run for congress.

#this is an incomprehensible post #it's a quote from when billy joel sang this when i saw him at msg last year #he was complaining because his conrgessman was. was. george santos