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ourplegaymer101 · 1 year

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My Angel ocs but they're incorrect quotes (PART 1)

Azrael: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Azrael, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

Phanuel: Am I going to far?

Michael: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

Sandalphon, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!

Metatron: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team.

Sandalphon: Sounds fake but ok.

Michael: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Michael: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Phanuel: I did?

Michael: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Phanuel.

*walking away*

Phanuel:

Phanuel: Their gone Jophiel.

Jophiel, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!

Michael: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

Metatron: I warned you.

Metatron: I'm perfect.

Raphael: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Phanuel: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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ineffable-romantics · 10 months

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"The demon who now?"

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hoarder-of-dragons · 8 months

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Aziraphale: And then he, uh and then he kissed me. Michael, who is so done at this point: Tongue? Aziraphale: Yeah. Uriel: Cool, now anyways the Second Coming- Aziraphale: But like, he had about 6000 years to do it, well I mean the arrangement started maybe 1500 years ago but- The rest of Angels: *groans*

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everythingsallticketyboo · 3 months

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Crowley: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Aziraphale: You are my reward. *meanwhile* Gabriel: You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Beelezebub: True, you can be really difficult at times.

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goodomensbutwrong · 10 months

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Aziraphale: You know, Beelzebub gives Gabriel flowers all the time, I wish you'd do that too.

Crowley: Whatever you say, angel.

*later*

Crowley: *Gives Gabriel flowers*

Gabriel: ?? Thank? You??

Crowley: I am just as confused as you are.

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iamyourdensityy · 11 months

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good omens incorrect tweets because they're fun to do

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ellastarkwinchester3000 · 4 months

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Loki: “I’m the real Gabe!”

Gabriel: “No, I’m the real Gabe!”

Dean: “Who do we shoot?”

Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”

Dean: *nods*

Sam: “How do you spell bananas?”

Loki: “B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

Sam, shooting Loki: “Wrong answer.”

Dean, looking at Sam in disbelief: “Woah! THAT IS HOW YOU SPELL BANANAS!”

Sam: “Yeah, but Gabe sings the song.”

Gabriel, singing: “It’s bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

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not-so-goodomens · 10 months

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Aziraphale: I would like to let you know that Crowley and I are in a relationship.

Gabriel and Beelzebub: *gasp*

Nina and Maggie: *gasp*

Muriel: *gasp*

Crowley: *gasp*

Aziraphale: Crowley, why are you surprised?

Crowley: Sorry, I still can't believe it.

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cheers-me-queers · 10 months

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Beelzebub: Going faster than a roller coaster~

Gabriel: What.. Is- a roller coaster, exactly?

Beelzebub: Actually... I don't know...

Gabriel: Should we...

Beelzebub:....find out?

[Later]

Both: *unsteady*

Beelzebub: Are we sure that's not some kind of torture device??

Gabriel: I thought for a moment there, I was going to be discorporated.

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helphowdoiusethis · 2 months

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Nina: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Aziraphale : Make his dick hard not his life.

Beelzebub : Break her bed not her heart.

Maggie: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Crowley : Get on his dick not his nerves.

Gabriel : Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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hannibals-favourite-meal · 1 year

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Y/N: Lucifer won’t come out of his room!

Gabriel: Just tell him I said something.

Y/N: Like what?

Gabriel: Anything factually incorrect.

Y/N, shrugging: If you say so.

Lucifer, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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ourplegaymer101 · 1 year

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Incorrect Angel oc quotes (Part 2)

Jophiel: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?

Raphael: I accidentally fell down.

Camael: ZADKIEL PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent!

Metatron: Raphael bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.

Raziel: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Metatron.

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Sandalphon: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

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Metatron: I owe you one.

Jophiel: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Jophiel: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

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Raziel: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Jophiel: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

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Uriel, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.