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allicaj · 10 months

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Spike: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed. Jet: I'm sorry. You were STABBED?! Spike: LIGHTLY stabbed.

#incorrect cowboy bebop #cowboy bebop #bebop 99 #source: brooklyn 99 #jet black #spike spiegel

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thestarlightsymphony · 2 years

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Jet: I'm leaving now. Ein is in charge. I've left notes for each of you with instructions.

Faye: Mine just says "Faye no.”

Jet: And you can apply that to any situation.

#honestly true for all of them lol #incorrect quotes #incorrect cowboy bebop #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #jet black #faye valentine

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jelly-bebop · 2 months

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Spike: *groans*

Jet: don't even start-

Spike: GOD, I HATE IT HERE!

Faye: I HATE IT HERE TOO!

Ed: I'M YELLING ALSO!

Jet: *sigh* You all are hopeless

#sorry I haven't been doing shit #I've gotten a job recently and I haven't been able to make any half-decent content #cowboy bebop #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #incorrect quotes #spike spiegel #jet black #faye valentine #edward wong hau pepelu tivrusky iv

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d2071art · 1 year

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Right. Natural.

#cowboy bebop #spike spiegel #jet black #fan art #incorrect quotes

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totally-correct-ducktales · 6 months

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“I need a career change… Something where I can make piles of money with no work.”

—Louie Duck whenever his money-making ideas or schemes for Louie Inc. don't work

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ducktales quotes #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #louie duck #mod lena #source: cowboy bebop

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bohemian-rhapsody-in-blue · 5 months

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Faye: wheres my new nail polish?

Spike, shrugging, his nails freshly painted courtesy of Ed: no idea.

This is absolutely canon.

#such a cute mental image #thank you for sending!!!#ask #answered #rebelwithoutaclock #cowboy bebop #faye valentine #spike spiegel #radical edward #incorrect quotes

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spider-mand · 6 months

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Tainted Donuts AMV by E-Ko (2001) - animemusicvideos.org

I know Trigun's gotten a lot of new fans lately (hi!) so I wanted to make sure y'all were aware of this crazy and funny Trigun/Cowboy Bebop crossover AMV from back in 2001. This level of editing and composite shots was super impressive for it's time! It's silly and fun even if you don't know anything about the source material.

More details at the animemusicvideos.org link for the original entry!

#tainted donuts #e-ko #anime music video #trigun #trigun 1998 #cowboy bebop #vash the stampede #spike spiegel #Youtube #the incorrect 'I could buy a shirt with that much money!' subtitle still cracked me up

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the-ravenclaw-werewolf · 9 months

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Levi shows no mercy to those, and others involved, who broke his electric kettle.

(Audio credit to matt_the_curtin on Tiktok.)

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BONUS:

Heine: You know we're going to have to stop them right?

L: Don't take away my entertainment just yet.

Kobayashi: You're not a tea drinker Feliciano-san?

Italy: I prefer coffee.

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hannah-ceilidh · 1 year

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Jet: Can the sarcasm, Spike.

Spike: Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

#cowboy bebop #spike spiegel #jet black #incorrect quotes

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multi-fandom-imagine · 2 years

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Incorrect Quotes || Anime Edition ||

Y/N: Wow, it’s a barren featureless wasteland out there isn’t it?

Hakkai: … Y/N, try turning the map around.

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Young Ichigo: I’m sorry I ate your candy.

Young Y/N: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench.

Ichigo: It’s okay.

Ichigo: Wait. When did you-

Y/N: *Pushes Ichigo off the bench*

{anime-Bleach}

•+•

Y/N: We dream of summertime during winter. We yearn for winter during summer. What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the thing furthest away from us?

Tsume: …Are you okay?

Y/N: My hands are freezing off here, Tsume.

{anime-Wolfs Rain}

•+•

Miroku: You’re mad at me.

Y/N: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Miroku: Oh, come on. Everyone knows that’s worse

{anime-Inyuasha}

•+•

Y/N: Woah, woah, woah. You think I’m into Kyo?

Yuki: Yes, Y/N, I do because you are.

Tohru: You mentioned his name nine times in the last ten minutes.

{anime-Fruits Basket}

•+•

Y/n: You’re supposed to be learning how to be good. So no more of….this.

Sesshomaru: You just gestured to all of me

{anime-Inyuasha}

•+•

Y/n: I can hold the whole world in my hands.

Kougaiji, unconvinced: Oh yeah?

Y/n: *holds Kougaiji's face in their hands*

Kougaiji: *voice breaking* I have a reputation to uphold.

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Y/n: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Ichigo: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Y/n: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHAD WITH ME

Rukia, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now

{anime-Bleach}

•+•

Hakkai: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Gojyo: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Goku: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Sanzo: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Y/n: What the fuck is wrong with you people

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Y/n: *Gently taps table*

Shikamaru: *Taps back*

Naruto: What are they doing?

Hinata: Morse code.

Y/n: *Aggressively taps table*

Shikamaru: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

{anime-Naruto}

•+•

Kiba looking at Y/n and Tsume.

Kiba: So who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon.

Tsume: I’m a knife.

Y/n:He’s the little spoon.

{anime-Wolfs Rain}

•+•

L: Y/n , we need to talk about-

Y/n: He was already dead when I got here

L: What?

Y/n: What?

{anime-death note}

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Y/n: “me and Spike have that special chemistry where we can finish each other’s-“

Spike: “sentences!”

Y/n: “don’t interrupt me”

{anime-Cowboy Bebop}

•+•

Sanji: “pfft- Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.”

Zoro: “You were flirting with Y/n..”

Sanji: “and? So what? She’s my wife.”

Zoro: “you asked them if they were single.”

Sanji: “.....”

Zoro: “And then you cried when they said they weren't..”

{anime-One Piece}

•+•

Roy: WHY. why did you give Y/n a KNIFE?!

Maes: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Roy : Now I feel unsafe!

Maes: I’m sorry.

Maes: ... would you like a knife?

{anime-Fullmetal Alchemist}

•+•

Y/n: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Y/n: i became more evil if you’re curious

Iruka: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Y/n: i’m going to get worse on purpose

{anime-Naruto}

•+•

Y/n : I will bathe in your fear.

Sanzo': Sorry but it feels like we're being threatened by cupcake.

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Maes: Do you like Y/n?

Roy: What? No, I would never.

Maes: So you wouldn’t mind if I set them up-

Roy: I will kill you with my bare hands.

{anime-Fullmetal Alchemist}

•+•

Hakkai: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before.

Y/n: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Hakkai:

Hakkai: Y/n, please do not.

{anime-Saiyuki}

•+•

Inyuasha: Don’t worry, you’ve got everything you need to defeat them.

Y/n: The power to believe in myself?

Inyuasha: No, a Sword.

Inyuasha: Stab them.

{anime-Inyuasha}

•+•

Hatori: I’ve lied to every girl I said “I love you” to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I’ve never actually been in love before.

Y/n: Aww, I didn’t know that, Hatori. I’m kind of flattered—

Hatori: Yeah, it was eating me up inside so I called them each individually and told them I never loved them.

Y/n: Okay, that just seems unnecessary.