#incorrect fullmetal alchemist quotes

[dyingroses]

If I give my bridal bouquet to Riza at the reception, do you think General Mustang would feel socially obligated to propose to her right then?"

Dr. Winry Rockbell, who has been shipping Riza "I have someone to protect" Hawkeye and Roy Mustang, since she was 10

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[altumvidetur]

Ed: I hate to disagree with you, but—

Roy: Please. You love to disagree with me. It's your favorite thing to do.

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[coockie8]

Alphonse: Brother... I need some advice.

Edward: ...With what?

Alphonse: How did you know you were in love with the Colonel? Like, when did you guys figure that out?

Edward: ...

Edward: ...I'm in love with Mustang?

#Ed's always the last to know how he's feeling lol #this was actually dm'd to me lol #so that is indeed a thing y'all can do #fullmetal alchemist #Edward Elric #Alphonse Elric #Roy Mustang #royed #incorrect quotes #incorrect fullmetal alchemist quotes #source: unknown

[datlokibumtho]

Ed: "What's your body count?"

Al: "37."

Ed: "Slut."

Al: "Why's that make me a slut?"

Ed:

Al:

Al: "Oh, you...you meant people I've had sex with."

Ed: "Yeah."

Al: "Oh, no, I haven't done that yet."

Ed: "Then why'd you say 37?"

Al:

Ed:

Al: nervous laugh

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[cjs-51703]

*Modern!AU*

Lan Fan, on Ling's phone: *sees contact named 'Love of My Life'*

Lan Fan: Aww, that's--

Lan Fan: Wait, that's not my number. *calls the number*

The other line: This is Pizza Hut, how can I help you?

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[davidtennantgenderenvy]

Riza: Right, what’s the problem?

Roy: Problem? Who said there was a problem?

Riza: Tone of voice. You have three reasons for calling me: You’re bored, you need to tell someone about something clever you did before you pop, or something’s wrong. This was your something’s wrong voice.

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[42-things-about-fandoms]

Roy Mustang: How did you find me?

Riza Hawkeye: I saw a building burst into flames and asked myself “who could that be?”

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[bottlecapsandotherthings]

Sloth, in a meeting with the other Homunculi: My policy is if you see something, say something. Wrath: I saw a squirrel in a tree today! Sloth, in a tone of someone who is used to Wrath: Outstanding. Sloth: This is what I'm talking about, people.

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[regardingroyai]

Incorrect Fullmetal Alchemist 

Riza Hawkeye: Why hasn’t this paperwork been done?

Heymans Breda: Oh, that’s on the back burner.

Roy Mustang: Why are you blaming me? And why are you calling me that?

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[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ling: Okay, listen, bestie- Ed: I am not your fucking bestie. Ling: OKAY, then listen, WORSTIE-

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[caesarinsalata]

One more before bed:

Incorrect quote source here

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[dyingroses]

Riza Hawkeye: Colonel, you're not gonna like this, but right now, Edward here is being the mature one.

Edward Elric : It's true. I'm being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy baby twat!

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[altumvidetur]

Roy: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense. Riza: Actually, that would be one of the five.

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[coockie8]

Hohenheim: You know, sometimes I feel like I failed you as a father.

Edward: Only sometimes?

#fullmetal alchemist #Edward Elric #Van Hohenheim #incorrect quotes #incorrect fullmetal alchemist quotes #source: unknown #reasons are irrelevant abandoning your children makes you a bad father #he's only a *slightly* better person in Brotherhood #in '03 though he's just undeniably a piece of shit lol #at least in Brotherhood he's actually trying to save lives and shit (still abandoned his kids to do so still a bad father) #but in '03 he literally only dips to hide the fact he's basically a zombie at this point

[datlokibumtho]

Al: "Can I ask when the three of us started getting along?"

Ed: "Uh, what?"

Al: "Well, it's just that…Envy didn't like us, and we didn't like him, and now you two are acting like buddies, and we're kind of co-existing pretty well. I just…didn't notice when that happened, and it's puzzling me."

Ed: "Oh."

Envy: "Aw, damn it, we're friends now? I didn't sign on for that shit."

Ed: "There, he's being an ass to us. Better?"

Al: "I guess a little..."

Ed: "There's just no pleasing you, is there?"

Envy: "There's totally not, my god, Al."

Al: "Hey..."

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[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Tim: Well that's not a lot.

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