Daishou: Ok, first you break into my house and you insult me and my team
Daishou: who, by the way, are not that dramatic-
Nohebi team: *Holding Shibayama* It's the miracle of life~
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Mika: I don’t know how to tell you this, Suguru, but you’re in love with me.
Daishou: What?
Daishou:
Daishou: Oh my god, I am.
Kuroo: What kind of confession did I just witness?
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Kuroo: Your existence confuses me
Daishou: How so?
Kuroo: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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Happy birthday to Mika! She’s very hot btw-
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Kuroo: God, give me patience
Daishou: I think you mean ‘give me strength’.
Kuroo: If God gave me strength, you’d be dead
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[After The Nohebi vs Nekoma Match]
Kuguri, shaking hands with Shibayama: I love you, Yuuki, I hope to see you soon.
Shibayama, smiling/blushing: Yeah.. bye, I love you, Ku.
Kuroo, Whispering to Yaku: Ayo they've been shaking hands for 2 minutes straight..
Daishou, whispering to Hiroo: Hey they've been shaking hands for almost 2 minutes straight.. That's kinda suspicious.
Hiroo/Yaku: You mean two minutes g a y, Obviously.
Kuroo/Daishou:
Hiroo/Yaku: s m i r k
That volleyball dude who does the match shit thing idk: Hey! Nohebi #12 and Nekoma #12! Get to your lines!
Shibayama/Kuguri, walking away: I LOVE YOUUU-
Daishou/Kuroo: Ayt time to commit a murder [:
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What does the teams sound like to others...
Karasuno: Caw, caw.
Nekoma: Meow, meow.
Fukurodani: Hoot, hoot.
Shiratorizawa: Trumpet sounds.
Nohebi: Hiss, hiss.
Inarizaki: Bark, bark.
Aoba Johsai: Iwa-chan?!
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daishou: I can't stand kuroo, I hate him with my whole life.
kuguri: do you realize you're literally sitting on his lap, right?
daishou: your point?
kuroo: tell him, babe!
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Mika: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips, what should I do?
Numai: punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain kiss him
Kuguri: tackle him
Takachiho: dump him
Hiroo: kick him in the shins
Sakishima: s t e a l h i s k n e e c a p s
Daishou: NO TO ALL OF THOSE, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Daishou, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Kuguri: How?
Daishou: How what?
Kuguri: How could they be worse?
Daishou: They couldn’t, I lied.
Kuguri:
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Kuroo : Daishou. My old arch enemy.
Daichi : I thought I was your arch enemy.
Kuroo : I have a life outside of you, Sawamura.
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Daishou: Remember me?
Kuroo: Are you questioning my memory or your relevance?
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Takachiho: I don't know where “monkeys like bananas” came from but I'm so glad its a thing because it's so fucking funny for no reason at all
Seguro: They're the same color!
Takachiho: ?
Akama: Oh, he's thinking of Curious George
Takachiho: Curious George is brown
Numai: Paddington the bear wears that yellow ass coat
Takachiho: Paddington the bear. The BEAR.
Hiroo: You're forgetting George’s friend in the yellow hat. He seriously has no name. He is always and only known as the man in the yellow hat
Takachiho: His name is Ted. Also he's not a monkey
Sakishima: Curious George doesn't have a tail so he's an ape, not a monkey
Daishou: Paddington the bear's coat is blue
Kuguri: Monkeys do like bananas though
Takachiho: I've moved on.
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Look it’s Kuroken’s love child
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Takachiho: I turned out perfectly fine!
Koji: Taka, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Takachiho: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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