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Feng Xin ate Mu Qing’s Cherries

Characters: Feng Xin, Mu Qing, Hua Cheng and Xie Lian (mentioned Once)

Mu Qing would be fuming, he would be so angry he walked out of their shared flat. Words unable to describe his anger and his emotions.

Mu Qing would return hours later, having visited Xie Lian and Hua Cheng, and had calmed down enough to actually speak.

Meanwhile Feng Xin was freaking out. He hadn’t planned on eating them all or ANY at all. The store was closed now so he couldn’t even go and buy any he had been spamming Mu Qing’s number with apologies but only being left on read.

Mu Qing returning home and giving him the cold shoulder and silent treatment. He was usually petty as it was but Mu Qing believed it wasn’t enough to portray his anger but he couldn’t do much else without wanting to kill the other man

Feng Xin knew he would be sleeping on the sofa that night. And he wasn’t wrong when he saw a blanket and an extra pillow thrown on the sofa. ‘At least he brought them down for me’

Feng Xin being unable to sleep at all, knowing Mu Qing would be struggling (FX knows MQ can’t sleep without FX being there and vice versa) (he’s petty enough not to drag FX up right now lets be honest)

Feng Xin continuing to text him and actually finally getting a response

It goes like this:

Feng Xin: Mu Qing, I’m sorry. Feng Xin: Please talk to me baby:( Feng Xin: Muffin? Feng Xin: Sweet Pea? (He was definitely cringing hard when typing these out) Feng Xin: The love of my life? Feng Xin: Beautiful cinnamon roll who’s too pure and precious for this world…? Mu Qing: Sorry doesn’t bring back my fucking cherries, Feng Xin

Mu Qing tired and annoyed from the constant pinging of his phone finally replies

Feng Xin knows those specific cherries won’t come back

Feng Xin: I know… but i promise I'll buy you some more tomorrow… maybe even more than what you had before… Mu Qing:… Feng Xin: Please… Mu Qing: Fine… Feng Xin: Can i…? Mu Qing: Whatever

Feng Xin is quick to throw the blanket off of him, grabbing his pillow and running to their shared room and quickly joining Mu Qing side and attaching himself to his side constantly apologising and kissing Mu Qing’s lips, cheek, neck and all

The next day Feng Xin remained attached to Mu Qing's side- showering him with affection etc. And like he promised- bought more cherries for Mu Qing.

(Dividers from cafekitsune)

It's been a while guys, haha. Anyway reblogs, likes and comments etc. are appreciated! :) my Ask box is also open and i really need some asks to keep my motivated to keep doing stuff haha.

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Tiktok: Your network is unstable

Me: You and me both

#tiktok #actually mentally ill #mental health #im not mentally stable #mentally fucked #leaf-boi #reality

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Noé: How do I deal with my enemies?

Vanitas: Kill them

Noé: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Vanitas: Kill them only a little?

#vnc noe #vnc noé #vnc #vnc vanitas #vnc incorrect quotes #noe archiviste #noé archiviste #the case study of vanitas #vanitas of the blue moon #vanitas no carte

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Im alive again? Ig?

Noé: Where are you going?

Vanitas: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

#vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #vanitas of the blue moon #vanitas #noé archiviste #vnc vanitas #vnc #vnc noé #vnc noe #vanoé #vnc incorrect quotes

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*Venti and Kaeya sitting in jail together*

Kaeya: So who should we call?

Venti: I’d call Diluc, but I feel safer in jail

#venti #kaeya #diluc #genshin incorrect quotes #gay duo #genshin impact #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya alberich #barbatos

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Diluc: I think we’re missing something

Childe: Teamwork?

Kaeya: Cohesion?

Zhongli: A general sense of what we’re doing?

#dckz #diluc #kaeya #childe #zhongli #genshin impact #dckz incorrect quotes #genshin incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #genshin #gaming

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Kaeya: i was arrested for being too cool.

Diluc: the charges where dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

#i love these two #diluc #kaeya #sibling things #funny post #incorrect quotes #genshin incorrect quotes #genshin impact #genshin #gaming

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Kaeya: *walking in to a room* Sorry i’m late… i was… doing things

*sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Diluc: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

EDIT: THIS ISNT A SHIP POST 😶

#genshin incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #kaeya #diluc #genshin impact #sibling things

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Been a while- have this:

Oikawa: So are we flirting right now?

Iwaizumi: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Oikawa: That doesn’t answer my question

#this is them #hq iwaoi #haikyuu incorrect quotes #aoba johsai #haikyuu!! #iwaizumi x oikawa #oikawa haikyuu #iwaizumi haikyuu #iwaizumi hajime #hajime iwaizumi #oikawa tooru #tooru oikawa

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"Fucking Wetherspoons"

Warnings: Mature language, minor mentions of suggestive content, and alot of 'british' slang (not much), Alcohol, SPAG too...

Anime: BNHA/MHA

Characters involved: Aizawa, Kurogiri, Shigaraki, mentions of Bakugou, Mineta and Momo

Head canon: BNHA Set in England without quirks. Aizawa gets drunk at a Wetherspoon's, meets Kurogiri who works at said Wetherspoon's the LOV (a gang instead) hangout in the backroom. Aizawa then tells Kurogiri about the shit going down at the school (UA) because he is intoxicated. He goes on about how a student at his school has alot of information about students, teachers and other people and who he thinks it is.

Thanks to @cowboyintheory for helping me come up with this! (planning this) Bnha but british without quirks :)

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Shota Aizawa sat at the bar side of the pub. As usual for such a popular pub it was busy, even at late hours of 10pm on a Wednesday evening. Unknown to him, the bartender serving him who was indeed a high member of the notorious gang, the LOV.

"1 Kamikaze Shooter."(Triple sec, vodka and lime juice) Aizawa's gruff, and tired voice sounded through the light chatter of the pub as a whole as the bartender hummed in recognition grabbing a shot glass and pouring some Vodka into it, placing it infont of the tired man.

"Rough day?" The bartender asked, as he went back to cleaning the glasses he just washed, fully aware that the male half awake at the bar was a teacher for 1A at UA. The former highly respected Military school before it's reputation dropped dramatically and its funding was dropped, making it a public school where students needed to take an entrance exam. Most students who attended where known to either be rich or just delinquents, just like half the teenagers who lived in England.

The teacher could only sigh in agreement, almost prepared to ramble on about the terrible day at work and his latest discovery from the students gossip.

"Want to talk about it? I'm all ears." Kurogiri, the bartender explained as he proceeded to place one of the glasses back where it belong on a shelf under the bar. Aizawa who just wanted to get it off his just decided to explain, to the bartender, who was being unusually nice. Nicer then the one from his previous visit to the pub.

Aizawa sighed, placing the shot glass back onto the bar's counter.

"Turns out some student is leaking information about people. The kid knows alot, from us teachers, the police force, the LOV, someone named Shigaraki-" Kurogiri perked up at the mention of his 'boss', further intrigued on what had the teacher so tired.

"-The kid knows it all. There's even weed going around the school and a few kids turn up to lesson's high."

"Shit... that is rough. Go on, tell me more about this student giving out information." Kurogiri eggs him on, casually pouring the teacher a second shot, something slightly stronger, who gratefully takes it.

"I've asked around... everyone either doesn't know, or is too afraid to speak up about it. I have a feeling it's this kid named Bakugou, who's in my class because a lot of people are scared him... Honestly i have no idea. I'm slowly piecing it all together, identifying the times these meet up's occur, but all this new slang makes everything confusing."

Aizawa briefly remembered one of the things he had heard as he walked past a group of year 9's (First year in UA e.g) during the lunch break, it wasn't about the things he was mentioning but it definitely confused him.

"Did ya hear? Apparently Mineta thinks Yaoyorozu is a peng ting' y'know."

"I'm not surprised, he just wants to get railed by a girl. fucking Sket."

Aizawa shook his head a small frown falling on his face, but immediately it was wiped off as he took the shot Kurogiri had given him a few moments ago, as he swallowed, feeling the burn in his throat before placing the shot glass back on the counter, pushing himself off the seat, placing down a group of notes infront of the bartender.

"Thanks mate." he explains, before making his way, wavily, through the crowd, leaving the pub and going home.

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Yuji: Are you sure this is the right direction? Sukuna: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest! Gojo: In that case, we're definitely lost.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #gojo #yuji itadori #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes #incorrect jujutsu kaisen

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Sukuna: Here’s some advice

Yuji: I didn’t ask for any

Sukuna: Too bad. I’m stuck here with my thoughts and you’re the only one who talks to me

#sukuna #yuji #jujutsu kaisen #ryomen sukuna #yuji itadori #jjk #why is this too accurate #why are they like this #wheeze #jujutsu kaisen incorrect quotes

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Kuroo: God, give me patience

Daishou: I think you mean ‘give me strength’.

Kuroo: If God gave me strength, you’d be dead

#kuroshou #haikyuu #hq #nekoma #nohebi #haikyuu incorrect quotes #kuroo x daishou #kuroo testuro #daishou suguru #kuroo #daishou

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Makki, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Mattsun

Mattsun: How did you you do that without turning around?

Makki:... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people i did that to were not you

#aoba johsai #mattsun #makki headcanons #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #haikyuu incorrect quotes #matsuhana #haikyuu!! #HQ #hq

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Kyoutani: Your’re right.

Yahaba: That’s... That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

#kyoutani kentarou #yahaba shigeru #kyohaba #aoba jōsai #aoba johsai #haikyuu!! #hq #haikyuu incorrect quotes #i love these guys #i love them so much

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Inspector goole: “she changed her name to Daisy Renton”

Gerald:

#an inspector calls #gcse2021 #english #gerald #inspector goole #eva smith #mrs birling #sheila #eric #mr birling