#incorrect underworld quotes

[incorrectunderworldquotes]

Michael: Here, Selene, I made you dinner as a peace offering.

Selene: Thank you, Michael, that’s-

Selene: Wait. What am I angry at you for?

Michael: …I’d hate to ruin the surprise.

#source: zits #incorrect underworld quotes

[i-am-not-like-you-ups]

Alexia: *walking into the kitchen* Is something burning? Marius: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you. Alexia: Marius, the toaster is on fire!

#underworld #incorrect underworld quotes #underworld: blood wars #marius (underworld) #alexia (underworld) #marius x alexia (underworld) #they deserve better

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Zeus: Hades, man! Come join us in tormenting this Odysseus guy!

Poseidon: Yeah, he's coming to your kingdom next. It's your turn now!

Hades: I don't know, seems a little unethical-

Persephone: *pushes Hades aside* Sounds fun! Can I join?

#zeus #poseidon #hades #persephone #hades and persephone #odysseus #the odyssey #homer's odyssey #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #the underworld #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #Persephone releasing the souls of Odysseus' loved ones to fuck with him is a metal move #girl is following her father and uncle's footstep for some giggles

[lenaleviosa]

*in the underworld*

Achilles: “So how’d u guys end up winning the war?”

Greek soldier: “Horse”

Achilles: “A horse, what do you mean a horse?”

Greek soldier: “Like a really big horse”

Achilles: “Was it like some god disguised as a horse that helped the Greeks?”

Greek Soldier: “Nuh-uh, it was a wooden horse”

Achilles: “I do not get it, what would u need a wooden horse for?”

Greek soldier: “We gifted it to the Trojans.”

Achilles: “You gifted it to the Trojans? Why would you built a horse and then give it to your enemy? Did you even win the war?” *looks at Patroclus*

Patroclus: “Don’t look at me, for once I’m just as clueless as you are”

#greek mythology #achilles #the song of achilles #patrochilles #patroclus #tsoa #greek myths #incorrect tsoa quotes #achillesxpatroclus #greek gods #trojan war #underworld

[echo-stimmingrose]

Percy: *after putting out the fifth fire for the day* If you light another fire I swear to all things holy I will kill you!!!

Leo: You promise?

Piper: Leo...…

#*yells to the underworld* JASON LEOS COPING WITH DARK HUMOR AGAIN! #Jason: *reincarnates* Leo we talk about this- #percy jackson #leo valdez #piper mclean #jason grace #valgrace #dark humor #percy jackson and the olympians #heros of olympus #trials of apollo #pjo hoo toa #incorrect percy jackson #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect leo valdez

[100blueberries]

Odysseus: the Gods have allowed me to live another day and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

The Gods, getting ready to boot him to Calypso’s island: actually we did not allow that

#I was thinking of this while listening to Monster #epic the musical #the odyssey #odysseus #greek mythology #the underworld saga #epic the underworld saga #epic the musical incorrect quotes

[incorrectstarrailquotes]

Clara: What makes a good person?

Sampo: Being nice. People love it when you're nice.

Clara: Am I nice?

Sampo: Clara, you're the nicest!

Clara: Like Mr. Svarog!

Sampo: He's... nice sometimes...

Clara: Are you nice, Sampo?

Sampo:

Sampo: I'm nice to look at.

#i like the idea of sampo being the irresponsible older brother figure to the underworld kids #we got a little of that with the moles in canon #honkai star rail #honkai star rail incorrect quotes #hsr clara #hsr svarog #hsr sampo #posted during version 1.5

[thingsphoenix21]

Persephone: Hey Thanatos. Thanatos: Hey Seph. Persephone: You missed me? *Thanatos grabs her and they go into their gossip session* Hades: She's my wife I should be the one who sees her first. Thanatos: There's a list. Hermes passed it around. Nyx: Yeah I'm after Caront. Hypnos: Oh so I'm after you mother. Hades: There's a list? What? I never had a list. Hypnos: Sir she's way cooler than you. Mynthe: Plus we don't like you as much as her. Hades: True, tell me when it's my turn.

#incorrect greek gods #greek myths #greek gods #greek incorrect quotes #greek mythology #ancient greece #ancient greek #persephone #everyone adores her in the underworld #hades knows he's playing second #thanatos and seph have gossip sessions #they have the persephone list #right now they're making it for this fall and winter

[rayssion]

Nico: you know guys one day I'm gonna die.

Everyone:

Nico: and when I do, I won't enter Elysium right away. I'll wait at the gate until every one of you is there.

Everyone: how swee–

Nico: so I can make sure and tell dad and the judges to send all of your asses to asphodel so I can have some peace and fucking quietness.

#no fr Nico holds the highest hand #his dad reigns the underworld and rule souls #better get on his dam good side #nico di angelo #incorrect nico di angelo quotes #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo #pjo hoo #pjo hoo toa #incorrect hoo quotes #incorrect pjo quotes

[thekingwhereitallends]

Hades:Look who is back!

Anubis:(leaps towards Hades and wraps arms around his neck) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Hades:I believe you.

Anubis:I HAVE BEEN A GOOD BOY AND NEVER REALLY HURT ANYONE!

Hades:You are not just a good boy. You are the best boy around

Anubis:I EVEN WATCHED OVER HELHEIM AND PLAYED WITH CERBERUS!

Hades:You're too sweet,Anubis.

Hades:(pats Anubis on top of head)

Anubis:Welcome home,Hades.

Hades:Thank you,Anubis.

#Hades #Anubis #Record of Ragnarok #RoR #Shuumatsu no Valkyrie #SnV #Incorrect Quotes #Headcanon #Fanfiction #AU #Greek Mythology #Egyptian Mythology #Helheim #Underworld #Tartarus

[orizukuin]

Eugene....

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#underworld office #luke uwo #eugene uwo #incorrect quotes #crab #his brain just tired so he's now asking random questions #its okay luke #team 344 #digital drawing #i am an artist

[incorrectunderworldquotes]

Viktor: Kraven, do you have something you would like to tell me?                

Kraven: Do you want the truth or my side of the story?                

#source: the brak show #incorrect underworld quotes #kraven #viktor

[i-am-not-like-you-ups]

Gregor: How was the honeymoon? Marius: Well, Alexia got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate. *cut to Alexia laughing maniacally* Alexia: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!

#incorrect underworld quotes #underworld #underworld: blood wars #marius (underworld) #alexia (underworld) #gregor (underworld) #marius x alexia (underworld)

[olympushit]

Hades: In fear of death, you don't live life.

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #hades greek mythology #hades greek god #hades #hades god of the underworld

[gotstabbedbyapen]

Persephone: You know what's confusing about marrying Hades? Persephone: As a queen, I'm considered a ruler with authority similar to the elder Olympians. Persephone: But when I speak to the elder Olympians, they shush me because I still belong to the second generation. Persephone: Like what the fuck???

#persephone #hades and persephone #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology quote #incorrect greek gods #queen of the underworld #tfw you don't know which generation you belong to #you're a rightful queen but they all treated you like a child

[echo-stimmingrose]

Persephone: Hades! Hermes and Thanatos are fighting again!

Hades: *groans like the tired father he is* Not again.

Hades: Every week they do this! Why do I have to handle it? When did they become my children?

Persephone: *amused*

Hades: At least the other children are behaving, right?

Melinoe: *about to cause chaos with the new magic Hecate taught her* Yes, of course.

Zagreus: *learning how to blood bend* We're always behaving.

#incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek mythology #the underworld family #persephone #hades #hermes #thanatos #melinoe #zagreus #greek gods #greek mythology #the underworld #hades x persephone #hermes x thanatos #hermes is apart of the underworld family and i will not be taking criticism on it