#insulting humour

[zer0point5ive]

adam calling mark ‘the hoff’ ‘cause he thinks it’s So funny & mark threatening to execute him on the spot

#adam wears a dont hassel the hoff tee n mark gets the reverse bear trap out #c’mhaan its funny ! he’s just a little guy ! #get a sense of humour hoff. #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight #mark hoffman #he doesn’t even know who the hoff is he just assumes adams insulting him & gets pissed immediately #📹 #‘​the hoff was here 2day :(’ nd lawrence is like what. hey adam what ?? #apprentice adam

[ruuinxs]

do u think saiki understands ur mom jokes.

#debate #okay listen to me #i just think. he loves his mom yknow and also listens to her #imagine nendo or kaido pulling out a random ur mom joke and he is FLABBERGASTED #i mean on the FLOOR #“what the fuck did you say about my mother #smartest man in the universe and he lacks the humour of your mom jokes #he’s AUTISTIC and UPSET about his mother being insulted #saiki kusou no psi nan #saiki k #saiki k nonsense

[13eyond13]

Can't stress enough how much I appreciate that many fans of this series are fine with pointing out and acknowledging the flaws in their faves and seeing those flaws as part of the essential flavoring rather than something to erase or constantly get offended about people noticing

#sometimes when i poke my nose into other fandoms i just get the vibe that #roasting your faves will never be met with a good sense of humour or seen as a regular way to act #i dont think i could have lasted this long in this fandom if i couldnt spend just as much time roasting them as defending them and #nothing tires me out faster than people taking these characters way too seriously or sexily at all times you know what i mean #like yes i too have crushes on some of them and project onto some of them but #hopefully not to the point i actually act like somebody is insulting me personally by pointing out that they also often absolutely suck #p

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

" What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living?" - Much Ado About Nothing

#funny quotes #funny insults #quotes #shakespeare #shakespeare humour #much ado about nothing #over four hundred years old and it's still one of the best lines ever

[crabussy]

it shouldn’t be seen as self centred or egotistical to share something you like about yourself, so reblog with a quality you really love about yourself or else

#listen to my gibberish boy #I pride myself on being patient and kind in situations where I could have been harsh or mean #like correcting harmful misinfo #arguments escalate so quickly into fights if you’re not careful #and a lot of the time people will be a lot more willing to listen if you treat them respectfully EVEN IF THEY DONT DESERVE IT #insulting the people you’re trying to convince will only cement you in their mind as the enemy #another thing I like about myself is that I make people laugh!! my sense of humour is one of my favourite things about myself (((: #it makes me very happy to be able to spread silliness wherever I go

[all-mirrors]

there should be a support group for women in their 20s who mainly work with men in their 40s and have to listen to their jokes on a daily basis

#tbf quite a lot of their jokes are actually funny (which worries me….am i developing a sense of humour of a 40yo man?) #but some of them are just so strange esp their ~half insulting you but i’m just joking~ jokes they tell each other

[faithfromanewperspective]

LOOOL, saw your post about heating floors, and I could not stop laughing, because they are very popular here in France😭

in France?? not even Denmark or Sweden or Finland?? like I will admit I have not actually been there but aren’t you like. warmer than England? I cannot grasp the thought process behind being like ‘ahh yes warm floor. I like my feet to be toasty and no I’m not gonna just wear socks’ but I’m working on being open minded and so

#still please can you tell me how they work? #AND ALSO DOES THAT MEAN THE BED IS COLDER THAN THE FLOOR THAT SEEMS LIKE A WASTE UNLESS YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR #instead of the bed?? maybe that’s how you’d cover the costs of it. not own a bed. you don’t need one anymore #I hope this feels like humour and not an insult to your country’s preferences

[aroacehanzawa]

lore drop

#that poll just now reminded me of my Toxic Homoerotic Codependent Female Friendship in high school #there was something obsessive going on between us because 1) i wasn't even in her friend group 2) everything she said or did was annoying #there was some stockholm syndrome situation going on. also a very succession tomgreg dynamic #you know how you invite a friend somewhere and they're like 'we're on our way' and you're like who's 'we' #and it's because they're a package deal with their partner apparently. yeah that was us but platonically. if you could even call it that #anyway her sense of humour was like that of a mean girl ie backhanded compliments and jokes at other people's expenses #always saying something that would subtly put others down. i got fed up with that at the beginning of our final year #and called her out on everything that Wasn't Good. which ultimately culminated in the Divorce #well there's more to it too but i could be here the whole day #i was so obsessed with her i misstook it for romantic feelings too and confessed to her in the middle of an argument LMAO #and then proceeded to ignore all her follow up questions. but in hindsight it clearly wasn't romantic anyway #except about a year after the Divorce she retrospectively confessed to me AND THEN REFUSED TO ELABORATE WHEN. as revenge i guess #actually the downfall started when we went to another city for an event and on the last day before the train back we were supposed to go #explore the city in what was essentially a (platonic) date except she ditched me for Some Guy she just met and claimed she had to go back #home early for a family situation and that he was giving her a ride because the train would arrive too late #that wasn't the only time she would just. abandon me like that. but it was the final straw for me #anyway. defining high school experience 👍 #the only good thing to come out of it was that she thoroughly insulted a classmate of ours that i stood up for and so i gained a new friend #who is still my best friend to this day

[minyicho]

#twitter #funny twitter #funny tweets #twitter memes #twitter jokes #rare insults #memes #funny memes #meme #comedy #jokes #humour #humor #lol #lmao #haha #minyicho #british #tweet #tweets #viral tweet #funny shit

[empirearchives]

“Portalis would be the most flowery and eloquent orator if he knew how to stop.” —Napoleon said of Jean-Étienne-Marie Portalis 💀💀💀

#Portalis serait l'orateur le plus fleuri et le plus éloquent s'il savait s'arrêter #napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #quote #witticism #joke #quip #sarcasm #funny #humour #humor #witty #insult #napoleonic era #napoleonic #history #frev #French Revolution #la révolution française #first french empire #french empire #19th century #1800s #politician #orator #speech #Napoleon quote #Napoleon’s quotes #quote by Napoleon #burn

[harompe]

tumblr correctly identities me as the Merry Chuckler (and also as someone who likes fucking star wars for some fucking reason)

#it's true did like the force awakens #widely regarded as the worst movie by star war likers #but it's the only one i saw in theatres so whatever #poe and finn were cute! #on the other hand it could be read as a masterful insult: check out these tags - humour jokes et cetera #we have seen your blog and deemed you the most humourless boring mfer #you will need these in the coming days! bitch

[n4tural1]

Damn, are you based of bismuth technetium hydrate? Because you are a BiTcH on the molecular level.

#chemistry #chemistry jokes #insults #strange insults #science jokes #humour

[louislavedan]

Fils de chut - - - - #asmr #chut #insulte #micro #blabla #illustration #humour #lol #fdp #art #artwork #drawing #dessin #louislavedan https://www.instagram.com/p/Clq7HGEMHLR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#asmr #chut #insulte #micro #blabla #illustration #humour #lol #fdp #art #artwork #drawing #dessin #louislavedan

[sprucewoodmpreg]

Cledubs is Everything to me. I initially got into hermitcraft bc I thoroughly enjoyed their dynamic in Cleo's 3rd life pov. Every time they're even remotely in the vicinity of each other or converse I happy stim like crazy. They're my little guys.

LITERALLY they're so awesome. so many popular duos or whatever are very. sarcastic or built upon insulting each other (for fun) as a part of their humour and while cledubs DOES do those things its less in jest and more of a "I recognise you" kind of thing. they're so KIND they're so nice even their insults of each other come from a place of care

#by the popular duos thing i mean. their insults are done for humour alone. 4 the bit #vs cledubs is....YES maybe part of it is for the bit but it doesn't feel like its for the viewer #hard 2 explain but it's different. at least it seems that way 2 me LOL

[hugepolecat3298]

one of the bizarrest contradictions i think in how the toxically masculine act is how theyre all “ohhh nobody takes mens mental health seriouslyyyy i want to die all the time but nobody cares cause im a MAN” and then they turn around and go “its pussy shit to not like it when your friends mock you when youre hurt or upset. it just means that you dont have a sense of humour. thats just how real men show care and affection” like ok sir have you considered that maybe youll stop wanting to kill yourself if you tell your friends that you dont like it when they call you a gay crybaby for having to stay home sick from something

#originals #this was prompted by this fucking post i saw earlier which i havent stopped seething over #it was someone being glad that their friend made them their fav soups and brought them in containers to their house when they were sick #ZERO indication of either op's gender or the friend's gender btw #and every comment was like. either trying to emasculate the soup maker (who we dont know the gender of) or saying they just wanted to smash #and some sane people were pointing out that is THE bizarrest reaction to an act of kindness espo bc op was ignoring all of them #and they were just like huh whuh what i tell my friends that i hope they kill themselves when they say theyre feeling a little down #like thats just how men show friendship bro if we do actual kind things for people it just means we want sex #like HELLO????? are you trying to parody yourselves????? and it wasnt one troll either the majority of the comments were like this #oh this also reminds me of how someone got upset that their new therapist had a mug that said 'patient tears go here' #and all these cucks in the comments started insulting op for not liking it and saying they dont have a sense of humour and that theyre not #gonan get better if they cant handle people mocking them when theyre at their most vulnerable #which is again jawdropping because a therapist has total fucking control over you #if a friend says something like that its just mean but if a therapist says something like that its a genuine threat #like normal adults are stupid enough to simply not understand the implications behind 24 7 mocking people but if a therapist does it then it #means that they actively want you to kill yourself or just fall deeper into being suicidal so they get more money #the amount of people who think that therapists want to help people and not make them worse to suck them dry makes me scream #its even worse when theyre like ohhh its a safe environment youre safe NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT? #first of all you are always monitored by a third party be it your parents or just mikes second if you say a SINGLE thing that they dont like #whoopsie doopsy guess that means youre gonna be hospitalised! we dont want THAT now do we! if you express suicidal ideation EVER again we #will be sending you straight there for indeterminate amounts of time! like come the fuck on #i hate therapists and i hate people who try to make you kill yourself and then act all innocent about it

[brokerevolutionary]

Once upon a time I had an abundance of ducks.

I had so many ducks that I was able to offer a duck to everyone I met.

I gave away so many ducks.

One day, however, I realised I only had two ducks left.

They were big happy ducks...but they were now an endangered species!

I guarded them carefully until one day one of my ducks became sick and died...

The other one died a short time later of a broken heart.

Then, as you can see, I just had no ducks left to give.

I did hear that there were other ducks out there... little baby ducks out in the wild.

I considered going to collect some so that I could appease you.

But honestly, if you need a duck so bad...

Why not go duck yourself?

#poetry #writing #humour #funny #jokes #insult #the new duck joke #getducked #story #anecdotes #anecdote #tale #ode