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ifishouldvanish · 11 days

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Sword Bisexuals Face-off

For your consideration...

Alucard is a half-vampire and the son of Dracula; Zagreus is the god of blood and the son of Hades

Both of them love their mommies very much and drink Respect Women Juice by the gallon.

Alucard killed his dad once and has Depression about it; Zagreus commits patricide multiple times a day or night for Enrichment.

Alucard can levitate, shapeshift into a wolf or a swarm of bats, and is a master swordsman with a weapon he can control with his mind; Zagreus is trained in combat with a variety of mythical weapons, which include the very gun Lucifer once used to Fight God.

Alucard knows how to live off the land and can cook for himself; Zagreus eats gyros and pommes he finds in the trash.

Alucard is an intellectual–well-read with knowledge of magic, alchemy, and ancient languages; Zagreus doesn't know what a bird is.

Alucard isn't dead, he's just taking a 300 year depression nap; Zagreus has died countless times, including by: stepping on a rake, running into a wall that was painted to look like the way out, and slipping on a banana peel.

Zagreus receives boons from various Olympian gods and goddesses, and can summon his dominatrix girlfriend, his grim reaper boyfriend, and several other friends (including a giant rock) to aid him in combat; Alucard has the support of his husband a man from a long line of monster hunters who once fought death itself and won, his wife a woman who is an Enemy of God and posseses as much magic in her tiny body as half the Greek pantheon, and his other wife a bad bitch with a hammer.

Both of them have Immaculate Breasts.

#alucard #adrian tepes #zagreus #hades game #castlevania #castlevania netflix #I'm probably forgetting a few things but w/e

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reinvent-and-believe · 2 months

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do you think roy always knew he was into men or was he repressed until he realized he was into jamie?

oh anon. i started to answer this, then got inspired and started writing a fic in answer to it instead, then the fic turned into a bigger fic that's going to take me months to finish so i think it's best if i just answer the question. 😅

so thanks for asking, anon, i DO have some thoughts!!!! they are scattered and messy but i'll give it a go.

i don't know that roy has always known he's into men, but i think he's known quite a while. maybe not when he was younger - he might have known in the back of his mind that he liked boys, but he knew he wasn't gay because he definitely liked women, so that's that, no need to think about it past that, it's squared away. even if intellectually he knew about the existence of bisexual people growing up, he wouldn't have considered it an option for himself (and to be honest, i don't think it's a given that he did know it was really a thing. it was the 90s. bisexuality wasn't widely talked about. if you liked men, you were gay, and roy wasn't gay).

roy was born in 1982; he was in the academy and going through puberty and trying to figure out who he was in the 90s. things were not great for us in the 80s and 90s. i'm 8 years younger than roy kent would be, and the way i learned about the existence of gay people was aids and the rhetoric surrounding aids. and that was formative for me; it provided the only frame of reference i had as a kid of what gay people were. that was how i internalized that my queerness—the queerness i couldn't even articulate or understand—made me sick, dangerous, unclean. obviously that's not a universal experience, but it's also not a particularly uncommon one for our generation, and it takes a shit ton of work to unlearn. it would have been worse at roy's age, and i can see it being something that would shape his perception of what it means to be a queer man.

listening to roy talk about himself is fucking devastating and so telling. "sometimes i get concerned that i've been infecting you with the worst parts of me," he tells phoebe. infecting is a pretty loaded word, and it speaks to the deeply rooted shame that roy carries at the very core of his identity. we see over and over throughout the show that there's something about roy that he seems to truly believe is...rotten, repulsive. unlovable, maybe. a lot of people read roy as completely lacking self-awareness, and i get where that comes from, but i don't really read him that way. i think roy's sometimes plagued with self-awareness when he doesn't want to look, and he loathes the things he sees. he knows how he is. he knows the parts he hates about himself. and i think his queerness plays right into that.

ted lasso is, among other things, a show about masculinity, and roy's character arc throughout the show is, among other things, an arc about masculinity, so i think it only makes sense that his sexuality is tied up in that. because in his world, what could be more fundamental to your masculinity than heterosexuality? there's a shit ton of homophobia in football, and it certainly wouldn't have been any better during roy's formative years.

there's a lot you could say about La Locker Room Aux Folles and roy kent's sexuality, and i won't because this is already stupid long, but seriously, have you watched 3x09 while considering that the episode is about roy's repression as much as it is colin's? that it might be colin's coming out episode, but it's roy that functions as the episode's protagonist? that the message colin understands at the end when george hearn croons "i am what i am" is one roy can't let himself embrace by the end of the episode, not even by the end of the season ("i'm still...me"/"wait, did you want to be someone else?"/"yeah. someone better")? that colin may have escaped la cage by the end of the episode but roy's still in there?

the last thing that roy kent wants is to be what he is, and that kind of fundamental, foundational shame reads as very queer to me, feels very queer to me.

so, anyway, i do headcanon that roy sleeps with guys sometimes, at least by the time he gets to chelsea. i don't think it's particularly frequent and i don't think it's particularly healthy and i don't think he lets himself develop anything like a genuine connection, but i think it's what he's allowed himself. i think that's basically where he starts the show, occasionally sleeping with men, refusing to acknowledge it says anything about him. (i could also see him not having fucked a guy, although i like that less. regardless, i do think he recognizes he's attracted to men, even if he doesn't necessarily accept it.)

i definitely think that, when they finally get together, jamie would be his first boyfriend.

anyway, dear anon, you didn't ask for a 1000-word response to your 20-word question, but thank you for coming to my ridiculously rambling and likely incoherent TED talk about roy kent's internalized homophobia 😂

#thanks anon sorry this was 12 years long <3333 #does any of this make sense? idk #asks #ted lasso brain rot #my writing

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anneangel · 1 year

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Is a Asexual/ Queer/ Gay Sherlock Holmes canon? And Johnlock?

An opinion!

Regarding Canon, Sherlock appears to be Asexual in all the collection. He does not show any interest whether romantic, sexual or platonic in ANY woman. No, in the canonical content (books) Sherlock does not have any romantic or sexual attachment or desire towards Irene Adler(in books Irene is in Wedding with a other man, BECAUSE she love the man. Sherlock keeps Irene's photograph as The Woman who beat him intellectually, only). Just as Sherlock has no romantic or sexual attraction for Irene, she doesn't feel any of those things for him either.

Yes, I know that many Adaptations suggest that they had "something" with Sherlock and Irene, but adaptations have creative and poetic freedom to MODIFY the original content (and in general I have no problem with that. But in this case it was just a way for such adaptations to assert a Sherlock Holmes' attraction to women, who in books was non-existent. This is the fear of displeasing the conservative public, and therefore "adapting Holmes to heteronormative standards").

Still regarding Canon, l repeart, Sherlock appears to be Asexual in all the collection. He does not show any interest whether romantic, sexual or platonic in ANY woman. It is not clear if he was equally disinterested in mens, not least because homosexuality was a crime in the Victorian Era and it is not as if Sherlock Holmes could talk about his sexuality openly.

On the other hand, Sherlock Holmes canonically says that "Watson is the only fixed point in my life" and he was also upset by Watson's marriage calling it "the most selfish thing Watson has done in all our years of partnership, I was alone".

These are lines that maintain that, although asexual, he may have developed some platonic interest in Watson (in keeping Watson close, either for his cases or to keep him company).

Watson, on the other hand, was canonically married at least 3 times (taking into account dates) and he himself says he has experience with women on "three different continents". That he likes women is indisputable. However, Watson is also known for being an "unreliable narrator", that is: he admits to purposefully omitting facts that may embarrass or expose clients unduly, for example. But Watson is also a terrible narrator because he has many wrong dates and data in his reports (for example, a case that takes place during the period of Holmes' "death").

With that, many fans read between the lines and assume that since homoaffective relationships were a crime at the time/Era Victorian, Watson would never tell the public anything that would expose Sherlock and himself. And when such fans look "between the lines" they see Queer subtext (honestly, I highly doubt Doyle did this on purpose, so it's just a coincidence that just the books where the asexual detective also unwittingly offers room for Queer assumptions. Very conducive for fans to come up with extra-canonical theories and assumptions).

It is from these things that people assume that Sherlock is asexual (with a unique and exclusive attraction to Watson in his life, and probably platonic, that is, he adore and is loyal to Watson, wants to have him exclusively by his side for cases and companionship, although he feels no need to turn this relationship into something romantic or sexual - that to me is "love platonic" (Even though fans might assume, in extra-canon, that Holmes might want MORE, if it were reciprocated. It turns out that just by taking the Watson reports and probable omissions into consideration, a lot is possible) and that either Watson is 1) a heterosexual oblivious to Holmes' interests, 2) or is bisexual, and does not tell us due to Era Victorian (Honestly? I think the first option where Watson is a heterosexual man who didn't realize Holmes' affection BECAUSE Watson see but not observe, this is more true for Canon. Even though in Extra-Canon fans might assume that Watson might be a humble narrator who doesn't tell us the facts as such).

The question that remains is:

We already have many adaptations that feature a heterosexual Sherlock Holmes (for those who wish to see him that way, even though the canonical book content does not give him any interest in Women). But then why are we in the 21st century and we don't have a Asexual/gay/Queer Sherlock Holmes??

Why not, when this is actually the closest thing to reality??????

#sherlock holmes #arthur conan doyle #acd canon #johnlock #sherlock x john #the private life of sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #rdj sherlock holmes #granada sherlock holmes #sherlock is gay #Sherlock is queer #Sherlock is ace #asexual Sherlock

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violenthunted · 9 months

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034, on kiss cam at a sports game. @idi0tproverbs

see, that's why she doesn't do sport games. between the wailing, the sweating, the spilled beer & various other niceties she isn't willing to put a name to? yeah. there's not much to enjoy. perhaps it's her fault for not getting into the spirit, but she simply does not get it. even intellectually : why would you dress up in a horrid little outfit that doesn't fit nor is remotely weather appropriate (it's too goddamn hot for cotton), in order to support grown-up men running furiously after a ball? she isn't against supporting gay rights (see that? it's a small bisexual brooch, thank you very much), mind you, but she didn't imagine that a date with the famous, sexy chocolate thunder would be so … well. manly, she supposes. okay, fine, she knows derek fits the straight dude bro profile most of the time. okay! she still expected something different. something a little bit less crowded. something a little bit less alpha male takes his trophee of the night on a date he would have gone alone to anyway.

she still tries though. she does! look at her clapping when everyone does, and yes maybe she spends most of the actual match watching the smile on derek's face, but whatever. do not let it be said that penelope garcia is not supportive! she is. she screams when something important happens (whatever that might be. she takes her clues from the lady sitting two rows from them). she even has the foam finger thingy and she waves it every five minutes, mumbling something that she isn't sure is a word, because she might or might have not forgotten the team's name before even eventering the stadium. sue her! try enjoying a football match in that weather while wearing heels. you'll see how it feels.

needless to say that it takes her a few seconds to register why everyone is suddenly going bananas around them.

she turns her head toward morgan, however her best friend is already looking at her, as if … waiting, expectantly. yeah, she isn't going to tell him she has no idea what's going on because she was too focused on complaining silently. she doesn't want to crush his dreams, and she certainly doesn't want to ruin this … date, rendez-vous, whatever you want to call it. whether it's romantic or just kinky is not yet decided (that too, she did not find the courage to ask). she's a big girl. she'll figure it out: ever the profiling trainee, she searches for clues. the giant screen with a heart & gifs of rather kitsch kissing red lips are as good as any. glasses are pushed back over her nose in a nervous habit, just to make sure she isn't dreaming.

so first derek takes her to a game of sweaty men and then, he expects her to? what?

"KISS HIM!!!!!!" comes the scream from the stale-beer-old-sweat-smelling man on her right. thank you very much, disgusting guy. she even says as much, under her breath, before turning toward morgan, who is now full on grinning. yeah, he's enjoying it alright. it's enough to have her smiling back. how absurdly difficult not to fold when he looks so beautiful.

well, if they want a show, she'll make a good one. she usually prefers to be behind the screens rather than on them, but it's for a good cause (swiping that grin off his face. with her lips. yes. don't question the method), well, she's willing to do it.

both of her hands hold his face steady. with her game-on face (which is quite similar to the one she usually plasters at the end of their meetings, when she has finally gotten her hands on the one piece of information they needed to crack the code of who did what when and why), she leans forward, just enough to watch his pupils dilate. if she's afraid of being on stage, it's easy to forget with him so close. he's the only one not smelling completely rotten. sure, there's a bit of sweat, but it's good, like he worked out a little too much and he's about to jump in the shower, excepthe's a gentleman, yes, so he'll invite you in to save water. or something like that. anyway. enough thinking of wet, gloriously naked derek morgan, asking her to "come in the shower, mamma". back to reality : he's tall, but he follows her hands easily, leaning forward just enough that she can kiss him square on the lips. there's immediately a bit of tongue. some lip biting. definitely his name spoken against his mouth in a hot murmur.

after all, she might not have come for the game, but she did come for him (and she'd be willing to really come, if he was so inclined), and it's important to remind him of that so that he doesn't loose sight of the actual, very important endgame. which is her. obviously.

#idi0tproverbs #penelope garcia.#writings.#idek if garcia is into sports i decided that she isnt

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belle-gaea · 2 years

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Who I think the Greek Gods would root for in Eurovision 2022

Zeus: He'd vote for the UK because he's a colonialist with bad taste (I'm British: the song was shit anyway), and it was about the sky so his ego probably would twist it to being about him

Hera: I think she would root for Greece because I think the song is her speed and tbh I thought it was a vibe. You can disagree and be wrong if you want but cannot persuade me that she didn't root for a ballad

Poseidon: Ukraine, because it's chaotic as him but he would be annoying as fuck after they won because he finally got something Eurovision related right

Demeter: I am possessed by the idea that she would really enjoy the Netherlands' performance, and she would cry but I literally could not tell you why

Ares: Obviously Finland, it would be the only one he could vibe with because it's metal and doesn't make him feel funny things for men (looking at you San Marino, Spain and Romania)

Athena: Serbia without a question, it's an intellectual song with a message behind it. She would be an avid fan of Konstrakta and write an essay on the meaning of the song

Apollo: I feel like he would enjoy the Spanish and Romanian performances, but overall his heart would belong to Iceland because of the harmonies and folksy vibes (do not @ me, Iceland was in my top 5)

Artemis: For sure Portugal, like it was such a chill song but also there were zero men on stage which I feel would speak to her deeply (btw everyone who says that Artemis is a terf can punt off)

Hephaestus: This one was hard, but I mostly think he would pick Sweden (insert IKEA joke here), but he would relate to the lyrics because of Aphrodite cheating on him repeatedly

Aphrodite: Pre-final, she would be so flattered by Cyprus' performance and be rooting for them. Then they didn't get in and she screamed "FUCK!" at the top of her lungs. So she decided to support Spain for sexy people

Hermes: Oh you cannot tell me that he didn't support Norway, it is exactly his energy and the chaos was so his vibe. If you didn't like Norway then dni at this point, get lost /hj

Dionysus: Pre-final, it was San Marino. It was so San Marino, do not lie to me or yourself. But in the final, it was Moldova. Absolutely. It was chaos. It was debauchery. It was so Eurovision, and it was absolutely Dionysus

Hestia: She would've been so supportive of Italy. And although she is canonically aroace, and I headcanon her as mostly inept at detecting romantic cues, she would so be expecting them to kiss. And she would be so confused at the "it was a brotherly love" explanation. But then again she is an Olympian, so maybe she doesn't know the difference

Hades: This was a difficult decision, but taking everything into account, I've decided that he would be in favour of Poland, for vocals and pure sadness, because he's an emo little shit /pos

Persephone: Now I'm gonna say this, and it's gonna be controversial. But... she would support Lithuania. Vehemently. It came to me in a dream, do not oppose the divine will

Hecate: France stan. This is the one time that she will support the French, but you look at that fucking performance and tell me that the goddess of witchcraft wouldn't be into that shit? Fuckin delusional

Eris: Now whilst she would support Romania because of how chaotically bisexual it was and the gender-fuckery was there. She would go against her taste and vote for Switzerland because she loves NFTs. Do not be this bitch

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lawlietscaramels · 2 months

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light yagami r s v x y (or whichever ones of these you want)

death note reborn

I ended up doing all of em but "y" because based on my Mello + L experience research takes soooo long. dies.

also the "v" is just a sketch because I couldn't pick an artstyle and got sad.

I have too many artstyles :(

Light's regrets are really interesting to think about! Especially around the Death Note, because, you know, I think there's a period after he starts and before he meets Misa (I think— I have such a bad memory for canon events??) when he really questions his decisions and wavers and in general has a bit of a breakdown. It's probably the "tipping point" of his story, that bit. I love tipping points. Anyway, I think during that period he really regrets picking up the Death Note, but because he did, he wouldn't let himself quit.

Hm. I think as Kira he "regrets" Misa. Technically he couldn't do anything about her but I think she complicated his plans more than she helped; also in general, as Kira having to rely on others was something I believe really frustrated Light. Back to normal Light's regrets, I think part of the reason he regretted the Death Note thing was his family. Light loves his family, his mum and sister so much, desperate for his father's approval, he just wants to protect em and make them proud.

Also in contexts like this ↑ whole thing I think it's really important to distinguish Light from Kira-Light because there is so much difference.

Sexuality!!! A very fun question! In canon, Light dates a LOT of girls (or is at least very popular with them) even before Kira. I think it's an expectation in his family that people (by which they mean girls of course) like him. Light has a more traditional family like that. Of course, when he's Kira dating those girls comes in super handy: Misa's eyes, Takada's influence. But he only meets them when he IS Kira, and even if it's really obvious he doesn't like them much less romantically, he's able to act convincingly to their faces. First, as Kira I don't believe Light is interested in relationships at all, he would do it alone if he could. Second, I think the fact that he is able to act convincingly (as opposed to the Oh, it's Normal to have a Strange Guy named after a Pop Star come to my school and Say He's the World's Greatest Detective) is what leads a lot of people to say "well, he must understand love, so he's gay."

But, again, he's Kira when he dates both of them. And Misa in particular is not going to be the most attractive girl to lots of people... Besides, Light's still a kid, you know? He mightn't want to date at all, it's pretty canon that up until Kira he's very invested in school work and Japanese schools tend to be very demanding on workload, and some even don't allow dating. And when Light's Kira, he doesn't care about anyone at all. I guess what I'm saying is, there's no canon evidence he's gay nor straight nor bi nor aroace. It's hard to headcanon a sexuality onto Light: just because he's at a stage in his life (childhood and school, mass murderer and god) where he's not interested in dating doesn't mean he's aroace. I do think he has bisexual tendencies, but whatever -romantic he is it's hard to pin down.

As for gender, I think he's cis but doesn't care very much about fitting stereotypes unless it benefits the "I am the perfect child, smart, morally upright, talented, Not Kira" narrative.

(see. look at the right. ew. not happy with it. his hair and his eyes and also he looks too evil in a weird way.)

How Light thinks? I'd say he has one part of his mind focused on whatever's going on (schoolwork, a discussion in the Task Force or around the dinner table) and the other busy actually thinking. About Kira, about his life, about the world as a whole. He tends to zone out a little and focus on those real thoughts, but being Light and far intellectually superior to those around him, he tends to get the gist of the conversation if he has to say something suddenly. It took some time to unlearn this so Light could be on full guard around L. I think my intention for this question was to kind of detail their speaking style so I'll do that quickly: I think he's like Teruhashi (Saiki K) and doesn't use honorifics unless he's speaking aloud; he tends to use more harsh and crass phrases in his thoughts but is very careful to sound polite when speaking aloud; and he sounds a little like an old man apart from that...

#WAAARAFAGGAHGAA FINALLY POSTED #death note #writing #dn #death note headcanons #death note reborn #light yagami #lei writes #headcanons #art

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witches-and-weirdos · 4 months

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Meria Hanmar

“The Imperium begins where we march!“

Briefly

General Meria Hanmar of The IIX. Legion is a female human

She is a famed conqueror and a bit of a rising star in her highly militaristic homeland

She is a skilled warrior, a born blood mage, a good tactician, and a highly intelligent and charismatic person

Age: About 32 years old, give or take, no one actually knows the real number

Height: 176 cm (5′9)

Visual Identifiers: Crimson eyes, several scars across her body (including some that should have killed her or amputated her limbs)

Main Goals/Motivations: - Glory! Conquest! Fame and Victory! - Hedonism - She enjoys learning about other cultures and absorbing history books - Growth in all her skills

16 personality types test: ESTJ-A / ESFJ-A (57-43%)

Shipping: Meria is bisexual, with a strong preference for muscular and intellectual people, not necessarily monogamous

Playlist

Trivia

Meria was an adopted street kid, she doesn't remember her real parents, and only has vague maybe-memories of her brother.

She was taken in by the now retired decorated veteran, General Graron Hanmar, when he found her beaten up and crying in an alley that much bigger street kids ran from screaming. She was surrounded by animated tendrils of blood.

She keeps a good bond with her adoptive father. Her adoptive mother, Seharen Hanmar, had died peacefully of old age several years ago. They couldn't have their own children and never adopted others.

Her 2 best officers are Lieutenant Vernan, a tactical mastermind, and Lieutenant Merdo, a monument to sheer might and indomitability.

Verses

Multiverse

Consider a strong conquering nation in your verse, or the closest equivalent. She is probably from there, or if not, then probably from a far away nation like that called Derum.

If Sci-fi with space warfare, her command ship is the Glory

League of Legends

Noxian

Location: Likely either on the frontline somewhere, in the Immortal Bastion, in her father's residence deep in Noxian land, or visiting allied or neutral nations to spend her free time learning about other cultures

Warhammer 40k

Imperial Guard

Location: Deruman Sector, holding the line against the worst horrors the galaxy can throw at mankind and reclaiming lost and contested worlds. Likely either directly on the frontline or on her command ship, the Glory.

In the heart of the Deruman Sector lies Nox Factoria, a forge world producing Titans, Power Armor and Power Weapons. As such, the sector is of extreme tactical importance.

She is known to have made temporary alliances with Xenos against even worse common enemies on many occasions, as well as temporary non-aggression pacts. She even has a reputation of keeping her word in these situations. It might sound a bit heretical, but it is quite very necessary.

Dead by Daylight (no recurrent memory erasure)

Killer

It's a shit situation, but what can you do... draws sword

"I'd rather be a king amongst peasants than a sheep amongst lions."

Power: Aim at a survivor and charge up Blood Magic. If line of sight is maintained for a few seconds, she can pull you towards herself. Injured survivors charge twice as fast.

Usual Playstyle: Haemorrhage & Mangled forever. Either ruthless chases and tactical objective control, or a friendly bloodpoint farm. Heavy nodding when outplayed. Last survivor usually gets Hatch. Knows where you live.

Stories

The Day Graron Came

"Have you ever fallen for someone you really shouldn't have?"

Lives (WH40k)

“As General, it is my job to trade lives for objectives at the best rate I can manage, and this one here is well worth a couple more good men. Tell them to set out at dawn.“

#Meria #Info Page

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monstermaster13 · 1 year

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Werecreature bios.

- Jessica: An anthro style wererabbit who is a notorious killer, beneath her sweet and adorable demeanor there's a serial killer waiting to strike. There's the killer, no the killer isn't behind the rabbit, she is the rabbit, she's no ordinary rabbit, she's a savage serial killing wererabbit with a yandere streak.

- Morgana: a classy anthro style vampire were-bat who loves classic rock, musical theater and putting on performances.

- Benedict: Jakara's brother, a British detective who became a little too protective of the treasures he unlocked while on a case and that's how he unlocked his own were-dragon powers, mostly resides in London but sometimes resides in New Zealand, he is an anthro style weredragon with a humanoid look that resembles Smaug.

- Tammy: An anthro style werebeaver who used to be known as one of the worst video makers on earth she began as Todd Baverton. Todd Baverton used to be an infamous video maker famous for his hypocritical views on bullying, he created a happy go lucky anthro beaver character to be a sort of mascot for anti-bullying but unfortunately even though the character he created loved him like a father, he never loved his own creation back, well he did...it's just he defended him in all the wrong ways including threatening to sue people who tried to parody/make fun of him and his character, using a fake law firm as his cover. He eventually did get transformed as a punishment, he got TGed into a female werebeaver and she is now the mother to her own creation.

- Hilda: An anthro were-night-fury who is a warrioress and a mother.

- Maurice: Moolyn's were-bull boyfriend who may play a tough guy as part of his wrestling persona, but he's actually a generous and polite sort who is big-hearted and protective of his girlfriend and her friends.

- Evita: One of three weredog sisters who is a were-chihua, she gets her name from one of Madonna's dogs and takes after Madonna herself in terms of her fashion sense and singing talent. It's explained in this take that Madonna gave two of the sisters away to a new owner when she felt there wasn't enough room. She and her other sisters Rosita and Chiquita were adopted by the late Glenn Shadix, based on of course the story of how Glenn looked after two of Madonna's dogs. Despite being a blond, she's actually smart and very free-spirited, but she tends to act like Ren from Ren and Stimpy when mad (she sometimes calls people who bather her intellectual as an 'eeediot' in the same way Ren does and has a Happy Happy Joy Joy dance she does when she's in a good mood as well).

- Rosita: The second of the were-chihua sisters, it is explained in her backstory that she and Chiquita were adopted by Glenn Shadix with Evita eventually joining them. Rosita is always wondering about her identity and her sexuality, as sometimes she's seen kissing male characters and sometimes she is seen with female characters, hinting that she's bisexual.

- Chiquita: The third of the were-chihua sisters, she was the second to be adopted by the late Glenn Shadix. Personality-wise, she is meek and timid around strangers at first but is always willing to get to know to someone and she is very protective of her sisters, it's also explained that she definitely likes Tim Burton because of his friendship with the late actor, it's also explained that she likes acting and putting on costumes, she has dreams of being a singer and actress.

- Leanna: A ninja were-chimpanzee who is skilled at solving puzzles, she's very helpful and intelligent.

- Mei: A version of Mei from Turning Red, this version turns into an anthro styled were-red-panda and unlike her movie counterpart she doesn't grow bigger in height, she just grows a little bit taller and her hair lengthens, it's explained she can use the extentions of her hair as whips.

- Moolyn: This anthro styled werecow is one bovine who is half of a were-bovine power couple, both in the wrestling ring and in real life...a championship wrestler in both the light and heavy-weight categories, Moolyn is no mindless beast...she's got a fiesty personality and a caring one at the same time, she has had her share of accidents, some even had her end up in hospital but she's used to it and she's used to being thrown around, she just throws her own weight around back. She is friends with Ashilynn the Weredonkey and Helena the werehorse.

- Sandra: Sandra is a socially awkward weresheep who is often treated unfairly by her peers, it's explained that she had a sibling that she lost at the claws of a predatorial werecreature hence why she is afraid of them, she often finds it to be too terrifying so she goes into her mind and her mind isn't quite normal by any means.

- Lampwick: This version of the character from Pinnochio is an anthro were-donkey guy who was a trouble-making rockstar type before he performed a special concert event at the Pleasant Island nightclub, he knew that the nightclub's manager who is the equivalent of the coachman had a liking for donkey-guys and donkey-girls hence why several of the guests seemed to be turned into those forms, he found it remarkable that they can all talk and don't have any donkey-like instincts or urges and that's when he decided to perform at the nightclub as a reccuring guest performer/musician, overtime he took after some of the males that he saw and he became an anthro weredonkey, he later moved to the city where he became fascinated by the case of the weredonkey known as Ashilynn.

#Monstermaster13 #Forgotten Werecreatures

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Hi I’m so sorry to bother you but I saw you were doing matchups? I was wondering if it’d be okay if I requested a tf2 matchup?

I’m a 5’6 bisexual female with an hourglass body. I wear glasses and constantly have to readjust them to not fall off my face. Attire wise, I’m either wearing whatever I find comfortable or going for the goth look.

I don’t know if it will matter but I’m an Aries, Ravenclaw, INFP, and type 9 on the enneagram. I’m originally from North America but thanks to my family getting jobs everywhere in America, I now live in Texas.

I have pale porcelain skin due to me rarely going outside and typically choosing to work from home. When I do go outside, I prefer going to a bookstore or a coffee shop, maybe even a pet shop to pick up treats for my cat.

I enjoy reading or discussing things like psychology, sociology, physiology or anything else regarding the human experience. I sometimes like talking about animals and bugs too, constantly info dumping about them. If you take me to the zoo or anywhere with animals I will not shut up about them

I’m typically shy and a nervous wreck when meeting a new person but once you get to know me I’m pretty down to earth. I over apologize for even the smallest of things (im Canadian).

I’m a huge sappy hopeless romantic but in very closeted about it and will deny it till I’m dead.

I get red faced pretty easily by the slightest amount of attention or affection.

I think overall I’m a kind but anxious person.

Your matchup is... Medic!

[Disclaimer, if you're coming from the tags, this is part of a special event I am holding from November 17th to the 21st where I am accepting matchups from all fandoms I currently write for. Feel free to check out my 1K celebration masterlist here for rules during the window this event is open! If it's past the 21st midnight USA central time, do NOT send me a matchup. I will have to politely turn you down. Sorry </3]

In General

Alright, at first I thought about Engie but I really think you and Ludwig would work and work like, really well so let's get into that.

Things He Likes About You

Starting off with physical features, I think that Ludwig really likes your hourglass body purely from an aesthetic point of view. Like, I think he draws in his free time, and sketching you just doing things is one of his favorites because he finds you so aesthetically beautiful. You mentioned you were a Ravenclaw too? I feel like he's attracted to intelligence, and that intelligence can present in many different ways and he'll like it lmfao. Bookstores, coffee - like all of this is a lead in to me going off the rails in the next section.

You Two as a Couple

I feel like you bring out a certain calming to Ludwig. The man is high energy and kinda chaotic, but you mellow him out in the BEST way. The two of you go to coffee shops, talk about novels you're reading. He tells you about academic journals he finds riveting. He doesn't,,, like cats?? But I feel like yours is the exception. He'd become a cat dad for you just because of your cat. Of COURSE the two of you are going to talk about psychology, sociology and physiology. Ludwig is great for holding intellectual conversations and making them kinda funny in his own charming way. He has such a deep fondness for birds, obviously. Will go with you to zoos just to talk about zoology. Also probably likes cryptozoology. Please talk to him about your passions, there's nothing he loves more than seeing people he loves happy and passionate. He's a classic romantic tbh, and will act mostly as a gentleman. Ludwig is admittedly, a bit of a mess but when it comes to you, he's so refined and gentle. Ludwig likes that you're down to earth. If you ever get nervous, he'll ground you. He's pretty solid in every situation he's in? It's kinda bizarre how well he can bend to things. If you don't like PDA, no big deal!! He thinks he's far too old for PDA so he's much more prone to soft, subtle love in private. Small kisses to the crown of your head, complimenting your appearance, and even shopping for you to fit your style. He likes doing things for other people, sp expect him to handle some of your projects and what not. Thinks your glasses are absolutely adorable, might even jokingly get you a pair to match his. You guys are SO cute omfg.

Closing Thoughts/Other Things

Hi love bug, I was so happy to write this matchup because I love Ludwig. I think he's perfect for you, it brings in a balance element I LOVE to see in relationships. Just ugh please, intellectuals who could end me. Thank you. Hope you enjoyed <3

#tf2 x reader #tf2 headcanons #tf2 matchup #tf2 medic x reader #tf2 medic headcanon #tf2 medic

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Name: Dantalion Goethe

Gender: male

Age: 30

Residence: Here-Nor-There

Personality: serious, fair, reserved, intelligent, prim, logical, arrogant, persnickety, introverted, unfriendly, morbid, polite

Likes: black tea, mystery novels, being challenged, puzzles and riddles, rainy nights, learning something new, studying magic

Dislikes: getting dirty, parties, people who mistreat library books, closemindedness, secrets, rulebreakers, yardwork

Important Belongings

-The Old Grimoire, a book of incantations passed down to him by his father

-his vintage tea set, very expensive white porcelain with plum and gold trim

This is Dantalion, a well mannered psychic. He can show you visions of past, present or future and control the minds of others. He's a bit haughty and very hard to impress but he has a strong desire to maintain order. Lawful Neutral, if you will. Quiet, serious and eternally hungry for knowledge, Dantalion is often holed up in his study, reading through his grimoire or perhaps a good mystery. He loathes secrets and will not stand for information being withheld from him. He'll use his powers to either stealthily read the other's thoughts or overload their mind and cause crippling migraines if a more forceful approach is needed. That's not to say he doesn't hold his own secrets. Bit hypocritical maybe. Dantalion is not a social creature, preferring to keep his nose buried in his books. He's open to learning about all types of magic and has great respect for those who can provide him with an intellectually stimulating conversation. His wild hair appears to have a mind of its own and he can even hold objects with it. More books to read! He lives in an old gothic house in the small port town of Here-Nor-There that's not exactly in the most fabulous state, but Dantalion doesn't seem to mind. The roof may leak and the doors all squeak but he calls it home. His belongings are all tidy and organized, despite the exterior of his home looking rather shabby. If he's not reading, Dantalion may be writing his own tales or practicing his calligraphy. He takes great pride in his gorgeous penmanship and lettering. Though rather distant and stern, Dantalion is far from heartless. He's the type to listen closely and say little, allowing you to vent your frustrations without judgement. He's also dependable and loyal, as well as honest. Lying disgusts him and he picks on lies quickly. Dantalion has a very strong sense of honor. He will never back down from a fair challenge, nor will he flee or quit when he's losing. It does sting him when he's defeated by a lesser opponent. Dantalion isn't one to joke around and cuts playful goofiness short with a curt call back to serious conversation. That's not to say he doesn't ever have a laugh. His own sense of humor is very dry and unique to him. Others might think he's being weird or even rude when he's cracking the rare joke.

Design Notes

-6'3"

-wears pale face makeup and blush, neck is his natural skin tone

-beauty mark under eye

-hair is wild and untamed but always covers one eye

-cleft chin

Have a character interview with Dantalion!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

"My name is Dantalion. A pleasure."

WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

"Dantalion is my real name. Dantalion Victor Goethe. Please do not call me Dante."

DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?

"I can't say that I know the full origin of my name, but I recall Father mentioning my middle name was taken from a distant uncle. I don't believe I ever met him though."

ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?

"I am quite single and quite happy so. Perhaps in time I will find a man or woman that I can spend my life with, but I am content as I am currently."

HAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?

"I am a psychic, a seer. I can see what has been or will be. It is not always voluntary and visions can be sudden."

STOP BEING A GARY STU.

"I apologize, I don't know of a 'Gary Stu'."

WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR?

"Allow me to move my hair for you. They're a vibrant light green."

HOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOR?

"My hair is a dark, deep, plum purple."

HAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?

"In my immediate family, there is Mother and Father, as well as my two younger brothers, Valefar and Eligos. Valefar is two years younger than me and Eligos is five years younger."

OH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?

"Not currently. I had a wonderful cat for many years before he passed recently. His name was Azrael, a lovely little sphynx. It's unfortunate but not unexpected. 24 is quite good for a house cat."

THAT’S COOL I GUESS, NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE.

"Secrets. I can't stand them. Not terribly fond of sweet tea either. And people who 'dog ear' the pages of books, don't get me started..."

DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE DOING?

"I took calligraphy lessons as a boy and continue to practice today. I'm also an avid reader and enjoy cleaning and organizing my study. Granted it doesn't really get disorganized, but I enjoy organizing my books in different ways. Perhaps alphabetical by title, perhaps alphabetical by author, who can say? Bit of a wild card, I am."

EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?

"Yes, though only when necessary to obtain information or incapacitate. I have assisted local detectives before in apprehending criminals and in order to give them what they wanted, I was required to use my powers to induce migraines in the accused. I don't particularly enjoy it, but I answer to the authorities at the end of the day, and they needed me."

EVER….KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?

"No, I have never needed to use lethal force and I pray I never need to. I believe lethal force should only be used if there is a very real threat on one's life and even then it shouldn't be your first choice."

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?

"I'm of the humanoid sort."

NAME YOUR WORST HABITS.

"I, ah...am rather embarrassed to admit that I often pour myself another drink before finishing one I already have. It tends to slip my mind..."

DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?

"There is an author I am absolutely enamored with, Bea Wilder. Her work has inspired me since I was a very young child. I recall picking up her novel Hair in the Spider's Web from the school library and reading the entirety of it in one day."

GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?

"I identify as bisexual, with a small preference for women."

DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

"I graduated years ago. I was salutatorian, in fact."

DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?

"Perhaps one day, but not in the near future. I believe I'm a bit young for marriage and children."

DO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?

"Not that I am aware of. Unless every pop star, actor and internet celebrity drops dead at once, I doubt the children would obsess over the likes of me."

WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?

"Death, naturally. It's the greatest unknown and that terrifies me."

WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?

"I typically wear a dark colored suit, two or three pieces. My favorite one is the one I'm wearing currently. Quite a beautiful shade of purple."

DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?

"I love my parents, as most do."

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WET YOURSELF?

"I was four. Accidents happen."

WELL, IT’S NOT OVER YET!

"Very well."

WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? (HIGH CLASS, MIDDLE CLASS, LOW CLASS)

"Higher middle class. I live quite comfortably but I wouldn't call myself notably wealthy."

HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?

"I have very few friends, only one I speak to regularly, but they are very near and dear to my heart."

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?

"I enjoy blackberry pie."

FAVOURITE DRINK?

"Black tea, no milk, no sugar. Especially in the morning with a light breakfast."

WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE?

"My study. It is my sanctuary."

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE?

"Not currently, no."

WHAT’S YOUR BRA CUP SIZE AND/OR HOW BIG IS YOUR WILLY?

"That is a very inappropriate question and I will not be entertaining it."

WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN?

"Neither. Are you aware of how filthy that water can be? The types of parasitic creatures that thrive in it?"

WHAT’S YOUR TYPE?

"Intelligent, artistic and graceful."

ANY FETISHES?

"I will say this once, please refrain from asking these invasive questions."

SEME OR UKE? TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE?

"If you continue to pester me like this, I will ask you to leave. This is your final warning."

CAMPING OR INDOORS?

"Indoors. It's pleasantly warm and there are the conveniences of tea kettles, antibacterial soap and indoor plumbing."

ARE YOU WANTING THE QUIZ TO END?

"If it means you will not ask me about my sexual preferences, yes."

#male original character #male oc #oc ref sheet #oc reference #oc #original character #art

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