#it doesn't work

[cod-dump]

Ghost: With my love of destruction and Johnny's desperate need for attention, this'll be a cakewalk.

#submission #source: the owl house #this is how he reassures price they know what they're doing #it doesn't work #they’re a bad/great mix #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #incorrect quotes #ghostsoap #soapghost

[y2ksnowglobe]

No idea why, but I love the idea of Lark and Sparrow have fake copies of each other's IDs so they can more efficiently impersonate each other in official settings.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #lark oak #sparrow oak #this doesn't cause problems until one of them accidentally uses the fake ID when the other one just used their real one #so the bouncer or cashier or whatever is like...you two have the same name? #And they have to try convincing them that they're the same person just moving back and forth very very fast #It doesn't work

[nerdpoe]

straight up batman au where everything is the same EXCEPT

Damian is missing his two front teeth when he meets Tim.

Dick never got rid of the mullet

Alfred is Australian for some reason

and Bruce wears that dumb fuckin rainbow batman costume whenever Jason acts up

#batman #damian wayne #richard grayson #dick grayson #tim drake #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #i don't think tim would be able to take damian seriously AT ALL #even with all the murder attempts #damian can't take dick seriously with that haircut #alfred is australian #so uh australian special forces instead of english #keeps trying to convince damian to keep dangerous animals as pets #also this means bruce was raised by an australian butler #which i think would have lead to some behavioral differences #jason todd #jason stops killing people a lot sooner #just so that bruce will stop wearing that stupid fucking outfid #it doesn't work

[gayspock]

is it easy to tell if something is written by chatgpt? my partner works in admissions for a college and apparently they had a training session on it bc so many applicants use it 😭

Absolutely!!! ESPECIALLY if you're going through hundreds of applications. You might not be able to tell after one or two, I'll give you that, so maybe that's why people think it passes? But once you're on the 37th in a row it's realllllyyyy obvious. They all followed the exact same structure, and quoted the exact same things from the website, even when it didn't really make sense. Same obscure phrases used constantly. All of them listed the various technologies in the exact same order, with no actual description of their lived experience with them (bc tbh it would make no sense for most inexperienced grads to have experience with them!!!)

Like in general none of them had any personal reflections on the candidates themselves .... It was like they literally just went in and prompted "research this company and now type a response to these questions." SO it was like so many generic stock answers thst could apply to anyone, and the same ones over and over and over and over... Exact same sentences over and over and over... the same structure over and over and over... And a lot of shit that didn't make sense too when you thought about it twice, too. And even just stupid shit like all of the American spelling in them (which would be fine by itself but with the rest of it it was super obvious).

Also? doesn't help when people leave the prompts and the formatting in from chatgpt itself. And yes. Several people did that.

#I'm also of the opinion (as are many people in my team) that it's fine to use it as like a starting off point #But bro you can't actually just copy and paste from it #It doesn't work

[addlepater]

hes such a skrunk

#dsmp fanart #dsmpblr #my art #dsmp #c!wilbur soot #c!wilbur #c!wilbur fanart #tntblr #nb 4 is how he looks at q #it doesn't work #reaction images #meme redraw #dsmp meme redraws #uuhhsghds

[radioactive-earthshine]

😐 wat?

Impulse (1995) #46

So... Iris does eventually write her biography for Barry Allen (and the whole Flashfam), and is supposedly working on it right now in comic time, but the thing is, it has not yet been written yet. All copies of this book exist in the future, and those that have made it to the past have been largely destroyed.

So, there is no possibility that Max has a copy casually, unless he took a time travel trip into the future to procure one or was given one by someone - which is not impossible but we don't see this happening and I doubt Max would read it or keep it or give to HELEN to read.

This plot point is so bonkers.

Because it suggests that EVERYONE knew about Thad by now already except for Bart.

Max just passing the book off for Bart to casually read is just.... ?????

I get that Loebs likely just wanted to do some sort of foreshadowing but it doesn't work and is messy and mushy.

#orla reads impulse #this plot point drives me bonkers #i hate it i hate it i hate it #it doesn't work

[angelsh0143]

nothing gets to me as much as the angle that every tribute from 2 chooses. All four of them play up their brutality and near-animalistic bloodlust both in the games and after; Cato snaps a tribute's neck in a fit of rage as if it's as easy as breathing to him, clove gets extremely close to her victims even if she uses a long-range weapon, making a show of enjoying their deaths, Enobaria ripping someone's throat out and then keep impersonating the role of a savage and Brutus being literally called brute. I wonder how much of this is a defence mechanism; if mentors try to protect their tributes from sexual slavery by telling them to constantly remind capitol citizens that they are almost more animal than humans and that they don't need weapons to kill. if all the rage, the desire to kill it's not only a consequence of being trained their whole lives but also a desperate attempt to keep as much of their autonomy as possible. and this isn't necessarily a sign of rebellion against the capitol but maybe just the byproduct of their militaristic culture, disdain for District 1 that uses the exact opposite angle, feeling like appealing to the desires of capitol citizens makes your victory less honourable, who knows. just. thinking about kids depriving themselves of their humanity before the capitols transforms them in sexual object.

#it doesn't work #thg series #clove #cato #enobaria #bruts #district 2

[babykoala015]

The thing is some people you love a lot test your loyalty so much, that you just get tired of explaining the truth.

And let them question and hurt you as much as they want.

#school #stereotypes #poeticstories #poets on tumblr #writerscreed #writers on tumblr #study aesthetic #idk how to tag this #idk what else to tag #idk what im doing #i do care #so so much #so much #it doesn't matter #it doesn't work #i'm so tired #i'm tired #I'm just a human

[phoebepheebsphibs]

love yo shitgirl ❤

lol Danke

Thank you for loving my s word hehe

#tumblr asks #i legally cannot cuss #i physically cannot #i've tried #it doesn't work #can't do it

[goodobservationshirley]

As you saved [my life]. Our scales are balanced. No. No, you’ve done far more than that for me. I’d all but given up. But you, you believed in me. You saw strength in me. You pushed me to heights that no one else could have.

#the rings of power #the rings of power spoilers #tropedit #ropedit #i have so many things to say here #first of all i like how they tried to respect everyone #it SHOULD have been obvious before that episode he was sauron #but in case you didn't see it/didn't think about it much? #there was the 'think of it as a gift' line which was confirmation for everyone who knew of the story/had done research on it #and then for those who didn't know the story beforehand #you STILL aren't blindsided because you get to become suspicious alongside galadriel #this scene in particular i think is pretty great #because at this point she is suspicious of him though he doesn't know it yet #and he basically keeps doing what he has done all along #which is say something true knowing that the other person will hear exactly what they want to hear #but since galadriel is now suspicious #it doesn't work #and for the very first time he comes across as scary #the vibe here is absolutely threatening #and the threat when you think about it is horrifying #here she is confronted with her greatest enemy who she has been chasing for centuries and centuries #and not only he thanks her #but he tells her 'i will never let you or anyone forget what you have done for me' #it is absolutely chilling #and i have many more thoughts about how so many people have kinda missed and for some are still missing #that this is 100% her story #he will get his own story next season i'm sure #but this season was written for galadriel/with her mind #and failing to see that is how some otherwise really clever reviewers completely missed the mark on this part of the story

[warrior-komatsuhime]

You know the popular hc that most ghosts believe Clockwork is a myth? And Danny is the only one to have ever interacted with Clockwork. And all the other Ancients know him because CW is an Ancient as well. But what if most the Ancients think that CW is a myth as well? Because CW has been chained and bound a lot longer than Pariah Dark ever existed by Observants of the past. CW would've been unbound when PD killed the Observants, but PD bound CW himself before killing all the old Observants. PD kept the younger/ new ones alive because even though he's a tyrant he knew that the Infinite Realm needs at least a few Observants.

#dp #danny phantom #clockwork #cw #pariah dark #Observants #observants are assholes #observants are dead #clockwork is an ancient #probably one of the oldest ones #clockwork can't catch a break #since pariah dark was in the coffin of eternal sleep cw had a little more freedom than he usually did #so he could help danny with the whole evil self thing #clockwork's cryptic ass loves being a myth #ghost zone is the infinite realms #when danny is crowned king most of cw's binds are gone #but since pd is still around there are still some chains tying cw down #the observants try to bind him again #it doesn't work #no one beleives danny when he says that cw is his mentor bc cw obviously is only a bed time story

[to23623ken]

I don't like that Éponine guides Valjean to afterlife. Yeah, I said it

#les mis #les miserables #fantine and myriel guiding him are so much better than fantine and eponine #like I get it but no #it doesn't work

[vikingpoteto]

I am extremely abnormal about zosan right now and I don't know what to do with these feelings

#rambling #there are plenty of fics arguably #but none of the fics are the fics i want #and yes i've tried writing it myself #it doesn't work

[yesfatchicks]

ngl i hate 'proving the bullies wrong' redemption stories where the victim becomes gorgeous, successful, rich. that's not proving them wrong. if anything it's proving them right.

bullies don't bully people because they're ugly or fat or poor. it's their choice to be cruel, to decide that people deserve cruelty if they don't meet some standard of attractiveness or wealth or intelligence or other bullshit social standard.

it doesn't stop being deserved if it turns out the bullies targeted them mistakenly and they weren't ~actually~ ugly, or fat, or poor, or aren't any more. it was never deserved.

#bullying #like even if you are attacking someone for being a bad person & also being fat #it doesn't work #bad people are bad because of their choices to exploit and abuse others #the fat/unattractive bad people aren't somehow worse than the thin/attractive ones #they're all just bad #(this can even work with your own perception of being bullied - or otherwise harassed/abused/etc #trying to prove you're not whatever they said you were to prove you didn't deserve it #when you wouldn't deserve it even if you were #the hypothetical person who embodies that trait doesn't deserve it #no-one does) #dk if the parenthesis bit is what drives some of the bullied people going on to bully #either 'well if i deserved it you do too' #or 'let's find another excuse for cruelty that i'm not implicated by to prove i'm worthy' #or 'i didn't deserve it bc i'm not x but you are'

[starry-eyed-samantha]

Power nap problems

This is likely just me, but power naps just don’t work for me. If anything, I become less alert than I already was. I do set a timer for 20 minutes, but it doesn’t seem to work.

#alien #fursona #power nap #nap time #napping #why am i like this #slight problem #why does this happen #it doesn't work #why am i still tired #only 20 minutes #does anyone else have this problem #groggy #always tired #expectations vs reality #reality sucks

[oxbowreality]

WHY am I so stressed, I literally do nothing but try to calm down all day

#oxbow.txt #it doesn't work