#it’s got to be a glitch

[platypusisnotonfire]

How many calories is it reasonable to burn in a day (extra calories, like above your base metabolic rate)???

I’m PRETTY sure my watch is glitching cuz it used to show something normal like 200 normally up to like 900 on a busy day

Then I didn’t wear it for a few years and now it’s giving me daily readings of like 1000-3000 on a busy day.

There’s no way I burnt 3000 calories in a single day right? This thing is broken.

#my only explanation is that I used to work at a library #but now I’m a gymnastics coach #and it’s very much not like a school gym coach standing the the side with a clipboard #I am very much demonstrating moves and form and spotting athletes by catching and holding them in mid air #moving 100lb mats around all day #etc #but STILL #3000 sounds physically impossible #calories #one particularly long 10hr workday the watch was telling me I needed to eat like 4800 calories to break even #I was like no effing way man #1. that’s got to be wrong 2. how could I consume that much I would have to eat an entire cow #I think I ate like 1400 lol and that’s a lot for me #if this isn’t a glitch this could explain why I’m losing mad amount of weight lately #but like #it’s got to be a glitch #fitness watch #maybe the thing is just too old and is losing functionality

[hiveswap]

?

#staff is fucking trash #all trust i had in them is gone #i should have known when i got banned after calling people out for treating ao3 volunteers being sent CSAM as fandom discourse #i only got unbanned because i complained on reddit and a staff member got in touch with me about it #he said it was a glitch #yeah right #ten thousand

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF game Vanessa is doing her best to play nice,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #glitchtrap #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf help wanted #five nights at freddy's #Being nice is so easy when you don’t got a bitch ass bunny in your ear #I like to think Mike and Vanny would get along #but Vanny just has to try a lil harder to keep the friendship afloat #just because glitch is always telling her to commit crimes #let her have friends!! 😤

[saphushia]

i sat down intending to draw dcdp stuff and then spent like 2-3 hours scribbling older/king danny designs. woops lol

#i think it's more thematically consistent without the cape but also i want him to have smth from frostbite. so. #who cares i'm doing this for fun not professionalism lmao #danny phantom #danny fenton #ghost king danny #redesign #art #fanart #also my copy of glitch in time got delayed and i'm in mourning #i didn't color check this before posting i hope that's green lmao #dp #danphan

[arczism]

sure grandpa

#cyberpunk 2077 #johnny silverhand #my art #posting this before i change my mind #i just got randomly inspired #but it looked better in my head #glitch effect does brrrrr

[maranescence]

Finally gathered the courage to draw some fan art for @lumineary-arts ‘s Murder Drones Swap AU, specifically the goofy little “we just hang out” message from episode 7! I honestly had trouble coming up with a fitting message that SD-Z (aka Swap!Uzi) would write and this is basically the best I could come up with 🤷🏻‍♀️ Please correct me if I made any mistakes somehow! (I followed the reference sheets and the headcanons as accurately as possible)

I might draw more of these if this happens to blow up lol 😅

#murder drones #glitch productions #uzi doorman #murder drones swap au #murder drones ep 7 #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #murder drones uzi #i did my absolute best tbh #PLEASE correct me if I somehow got anything wrong #art #I spent literally 2 hours on this #I’ll probably do more of these if I somehow get a craptillion likes on it #hell I’ll probably draw more of them anyway #I don’t really like tagging others in posts but I wanted the AU’s creator to see this #holy crap it’s almost 5 am as of this post

[ecoplasma]

I bet her team would be very normal

#pokemon #hatsune miku #project voltage #pokemiku #hidden eco lore: got scared shitless over pkmn creepypasta when i was like 10 #and now i have oddly specific knowledge about all of it #same goes for the gen 1 glitches #i'm so happy they exist

[spilledsinnamontea]

⚠️ ACROSS THE SPIDER VERSE SPOILER ⚠️

I just realised that in the first movie, the spider that bit Miles WAS GLITCHING!!! Hinting that yes, it’s a spider from another dimension

#atsv spoilers #across the spider verse spoilers #flashing lights #I thought it was just an artistic choice back then to make the spider glitch 😭 #update: I went to watch atsv for the second time #during the spot explanation about how he got the 42 spider #there was a split second of 42 miles appearance 😳 it was from behind and he was in the middle of clas #it seems that the 42 spider was in 42 miles’ class (probably about to bite him) when he was suddenly taken to our miles’ dimension #I MIGHT BE WRONG THOUGH since the spot’s flashback is in black and white (I suspect it was 42 miles bcs of the hair silhouette) #across the spiderverse #spiderverse

[swearwolfcola]

“To become an immortal dragon is to lose oneself”

#I’m really proud of this one tbh #finishedpieces #tears of the kindom spoilers #tears of the kingdom #loz tears of the kingdom #loz #loz totk #totk spoilers #zelda totk #totk fanart #loz fanart #legend of zelda #legend of zelda tears of the kingdom #princess zelda #Zelda #zelda fanart #light dragon #totk light dragon #I haven’t updated the game since they got rid of the paraglider duplication glitch

[nuzipilled]

been really normal about @interstyx ‘s fic kenosis as of late, really great character study + made me feel things. huge thx to @drowninginfelines for the rec

#i was gonna draw more but i got lazy #uzi doorman #murder drones #glitch productions #murder drones fanart #murder drones v #i think this is the first time ive drawn her actually #this fic is probably one of the best ive read and im picky #serial designation v #vuzi #? #not technically ship but u can tag it as that if u want idc #i see them w more of a sisterly bond tho #my stuff

[vrailaru]

seeing something that stares back

#idk where i was going with this im just v endeared by noelle getting so freaked out by game glitches/bugs in her blogpost easter egg things #cause i was also a kid that got terrified of game errors LOL #and gaster has always felt representative of that feeling/era #deltarune #noelle holiday #wd gaster #utdr #vrailart

[daredevil-vagabond]

Hello Chester (or is it welcome back?)

Liquid sound waves pour from my eyes My heart cries out to you in desperation 7 a.m. is when the station plays its sounds

- Housewife radio, GHOST

Stills:

#chester tmagp #tmp #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #jonathan sims #tmp spoilers #flickering gif #eye strain #flash warning #chester tmp #tmp fanart #my art #tmagp spoilers #tmapg #tma fanart #tma #he looks the same as jon to me but hes got computer glitches #and in my head hes perpetually at a desk inside the computer dream space #hes eating emails and drooling about it #artists on tumblr

[pixlokita]

?? What’s a ggy or a dr rabbit?

A very very tired lil guy that’s what he is

#pix answers #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #glitchtrapped Gregory AU #ggy #fnaf security breach #vanny #so like :0 this AU is actually based of a glitch in the game where Greg had purple eyes kinda =w= it looked so nice #then tales of the pizzaplex came out and it had a story called GGY :v which is basically Greg being brainwashed BEFORE security breach #but yeah ggy and doc rabbit and the wizard’s most favorite apprentice are all greg #and patient 46 #lil dude is like 10 and he’s got more identities than Michael #there’s def really good GGY blogs ;v; with better explanations tbh #-w- love all the bunny Gregs so much hopefully we can see it in canon

[hinamie]

watch what you eat

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #gojo #fanart #jjk fanart #the sketch fr this has been in my drafts since march #i got bored of it initially but didnt dislike it enough to scrap it #kinda glad i came back to it! #gojo rly suits glitches n neon tbh n i might have gone overboard because of it but oh well :)

[catocappuccino]

Everyone making those edgy theories about THIS image

just for it to end up being a teaser for a silly goofy merchandise commercial video is one of the funniest things ever

Live laugh love dog N plush

#and just proves this fandom loves being edgy for the sake of being edgy /hj #NAH BUT I ACTUALLY DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE FOR AN AD I AM STILL TRYING TO PROCESS IT I watched the video like 5 times it's #so cute and funny I love Glitch's commercials they so real #finally got to hear Uzi after such a long time I missed my daughter so much AND SHE WAS HEEEEREEEEEEEEE!!! Day immediately became better #murder drones #okayyy that's it for today maybe next time I'll post art but I donno we'll see #“no more mister nice drone” I literally drew him say that like weeks ago are you kidding me

[squinkarts]

hmmmmm

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ALSO CAINE FAN DESIGN DONE BY @jellitianhearts ‼️‼️

#squinkarts #the amazing digital circus #tadc #my art #tadc pomni #artists on tumblr #pomni #the amazing digital circus pomni #pomni fanart #caine tadc #tadc caine #caine #the amazing digital circus caine #tadc fanart #shitpost #WIP #finally got around to reworking the caine model #he's def looking 100x better already #also yeah the first image is based off of that one glitch shitpost #tadc showtime #ig? #I mean I plan for such so #also these are personal use models!