#it’s private bro

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

#that’s all fanfiction #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 funny #ao3 #it’s private bro #what I read is between me and god stg #jegulus #wolfstar #ao3 fanfic #drarry #aziracrow #james potter #marauders fic #marauders #james x regulus #regulus black #remus x sirius #sirius black #remus lupin

[brozoneex]

Just chillin'

I enjoy my Cig.

#bros #lads #frats #just chillin #I enjoy my cig #smoking #smoking cigarette #smoking guys #smoking bros #smoking frats #smoking lads #bros with caps #bros with silver chains #bros with beards #bearded bros #inked and sexy #inked bros #inked guys #tattooed #tattooed bros #tattooed guys #guys with caps #guys with silver chains #guys with beards #bearded guys #private #cigarette

[sweeneydino]

Yuh oh

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #art #crossover #tmnt crossover #tpom #tpom skipper #tpom kowalski #tpom rico #tpom private #rottmnt au #Penguins of New York Sewers #4 bros and 4 bros #what about it #penguins of new york sewers au #bro this abbreviated into PONYS lmao #artist of tumblr #artist on tumblr #my art #ponys au #digital art

[sunlit-mess]

how delusional can you be as if it's disrespecting

#messyr #ok? is there something wrong with how I cope in media bro #look- if this is about the whole aroace thing- I DO respect it- I'm cupio myself. But this is fiction- #realistically speaking there is no harm. they don't feel. they are NOT REAL DAWG #the community can cry about it but who are we really entertaining here lol #im probably missing smth but I try my best not to draw much intimacy or any seggsual stuff at all or that I keep it to myself or #private media #I'm just trying to enjoy things and Ik im not hurting nor disrespecting anyone. let's not make it a bigger problem- ight?

[acmeoop]

Somebody Tried To Slip A Mickey Into My Drink “This Pun For Hire” (1995)

#90s #kids wb #amblin #warner bros #animaniacs #gif #yakko warner #private eyes #mickey #I work for warners

[tomurakii]

Buddy Dawn was truly such a little guy to me. I felt the same way about him as I did about freshman year Kristen lol like you're just a gay kid from a stifling religious upbringing. You tried to get the Rat Grinders to join your prayer chain huh.

#guys like him irl are obviously annoying but I think also the fact that its brennan deliberately satirising those guys made him charming #he deserved his character development moment #say what you will aboyt Helio but whatever happened with Lucy and Ankarna Buddy was literally completely innocent #bro wasn't even here. hes probably gone to private helioc schools his whole life and this was his first taste of the outside world #he could've been like Kristen. but they KILLED HIMM #d20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #buddy dawn #dimension 20

[conceptofjoy]

#his ass went 2 those rich ppl private schools #d draws #hs.dirk #hs.alpha bro #alt alpha timeline #alpha guardians

[beautifulpersonpeach]

Lmao at Jimin's "if it's me, I can handle it."

And JK going, "yeah, I know you can handle it."

#can someone take the Busan bros somewhere private so they sort through whatever is going on here? #jikook #jikooking

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #p4g #persona 4 #persona 4 golden #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #big bro yosuke..... #ok but like. the way in which so much of yosuke has rubbed off on teddie #i've said this before and I'll say it again but teddie especially really is a reflection of all the best and worst parts of yosuke #(perhaps even taken to the furthest possible extreme) #but teddie is also sincere and genuine and caring towards yu and nanako in the way that yosuke is #he's also lonely and needy and clingy in the way that yosuke is except yosuke tends to repress those feelings about himself #and that reflection is SO important to me because it really shows how teddie looks up to yosuke and towards yosuke for cues on how to behav #i mean should teddie? maybe not always but it's. it's the way in which he amplifies and reveals the depth of yosuke's private thoughts #teddie can afford to be unrestrained and careless in the way that yosuke cannot/doesn't dare to be #and yeah i honestly just. POINTING AGGRESSIVELY AT THEM #he's good with his queue

[wvnkoi]

i literally despise engenes sometimes liek tell me why i posted a video on tiktok with heeseung in it and a girl commented on my video saying "he dont want u" VRO WHEN DID I SAY HE WANTED ME HELLOOOO . and shes up in here arguing about it with me when i said "aye hoon dont want u either brodie" cuz her username is litr "slut4hoon" and i was liek alright buddy u do u .

THESE ENGENES PISS ME OFF LEAVE ME ALOEN IM JUST DOIGN A TREND 😭

anyways follow my tiktok @/wvnkoi 🤗

#seol speaks #sorry had to get this off my chets because i hate mfs who automatically assume shit #swear it always be the private accs liek get a life bye #liek yes ill be like oh heeseung my man ❤️ #BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I ACTUALLY MEAN IT LIKE I DONT OWN BRO #oh my gof im fumign bruh i cannot w people

[ditheringkestrel]

also trent holding out his hands like he was a horse girl and colin was a wild stallion when he was trying to get him to chill out and listen for a sec

#bro maybe you shouldn’t have followed him to a gay bar and instead had this conversation in private or something #but it was funny so I’ll give him that #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers

[soup-scope]

ok i feel like asher is one of those guys who posts babe CONSTANTLY on all of his social medias. constantly posts them on birthdays, special occasions, every other tuesday, when they make a great breakfast (so everyday). he just gotta show the world how lucky he is

milo would post sweetheart on like big events like anniversaries and like national partner day or smth. most of the photos he and sweetheart have of each other are like ‘for my eyes only’ and they feel a bit more like a private couple ya know

david hasn’t used any social media in a decade. he has no idea how it works. however, with some prompting from asher, david posts angels and his engagement rings and also a few photos from the wedding. angel, on the other hand, has a finsta that is literally 99% just close up photos of david’s face. they post every other hour on that account and post the nice ones on their main

#don’t ask why i thought of this #i just think they’re all in love so much #also i think david is just SUPER PRIVATE #bro can’t let anyone know he has feelings #except the entire pack has known him since he was a baby and they KNOW his tells #they know his ass is in LOVE #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr boyfriend #boyfriend asmr #redactedverse #redacted david shaw #redacted david #redacted angel #angel shaw #david shaw #redacted babe #redacted asher #asher talbot #babe talbot #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #milo greer #sweetheart greer

[lobotomyladylives]

I'll be called a puritan for this but tbh people need to be less open about sex with ppl who aren't their partner. I've never in my entire life wanted to hear about a friend's sex life in any amount of detail. Let alone a coworker/acquaintance. What is wrong with people that they think they can just talk to anyone about the position their boyfriend fucked them in the previous night. I literally did not ask. Not only do I not care but I find you repulsive & socially bereft. And do you realize your social skills are being critiqued by a fucking autist rn. You should be ashamed.

#this time it was one of my clients who is sharing more than my best friend would (granted my best friend knows im prudish) #but like WHYYYY #im so sick of this bro i hate sex havers i hate your weird insistence with dumping your private life on everyone

[super-paper]

is this too soon.

#mha spoilers #spoilers #it needs to be stressed that I don't think he's dead or going to die but that doesn't mean i'm not gonna have fun with toshibomb #my thoughts rn is that this is a set up for Toshi to gain access to the OFAFO vestige realm through a temporary death #Like... I kinda feel like he needs to hear NANA telling him to live because she and gran torino both enabled a lot of his issues #and he also needs to be there for Izuku's "I am here moment'' which I've always expected was gonna be in the vestige realm-- #--as a deeply personal/private moment between Tenko and Izuku rather than a bold announcement to the world #we shall see! #yagi toshinori #my hero academia #dank mha meems #god melissa would be fucking devastated though. like bro she built that to protect you. she's watching this on live stream. 😭

[ddreamteamies]

punz might be dream’s friend but he ain’t mine he’s a loser sorry! :)

#he aired out so much stuff publicly that should have always stayed private and yet DREAM IS THE ONE APOLOGIZING #bros apologizing for having infinite faceless rizz

[worstloki]

Odin: My three sons, always remember to listen to your father. Balder: Why? ~{later}~ Odin: My two sons, always remember to listen to your father.

Loki: do the frost giants still live, father? Odin: ask me again and the answer will change

#odin wasn't an 'absent parent' he was just staying away from the bros who were absolutely on THIN ICE by asking questions #they were like 2 and Odin's choices were to start all over again or do breathing exercises in a private room