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Weiss: Pyrrha does this thing where she loudly exclaims "mwah" when she kisses Jaune, and it's super annoying... ly cute.
Yang: It's fascinating really, like a wildlife documentary. The wild Nikos alerting everyone that this is her mate.
Blake giggling: I think it's cute.
Ruby: Oh look they're meeting for their date!
*Across the courtyard.*
Jaune: Hey Pyr!
Pyrrha: Hello again! *Cups his cheeks and kisses him.* Mmmmmmmmwah!
RWBY: Awwww!
Pyrrha and Jaune whipping their heads around: What the?
*RWBY quickly hiding behind newspapers, Ruby hiding under a table, her cape like a tablecloth.*
Jaune: Huh. Weird. Anyway, ready to see the movie?
Pyrrha: I most certainly am my love. *Kisses him again.* Mmmmmmmwah!
RWBY in hiding still: Awwww!
Pyrrha: What is that, are we on a jumbotron?!
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superiorsturgeon · 2 days
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How Pyrrha Unwinds
Pyrrha: …well…it’s been lovely, and thank you for having me on your show…! 😅
Pyrrha: *ends video call and slumps into her favorite comfy chair* 😮‍💨
Ren: Wow, that interview was really…something…
Nora: That host was a smug asshole! I wanted to jump through the screen and smack him! I don’t know how you stay so polite, Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: No…no…it’s fine…! He’s just doing his job!
Ren: *puts a hand on Pyrrha’s* Pyrrha, we’ve talked about this. You don’t have to pretend things are all right when they aren’t.
Pyrrha: 😣
Pyrrha: You’re right…! I hate doing these interviews with all their rude personal questions and I hate the constant expectation that I act perfectly every day because there’s always a camera! 😫
Nora: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug* Don’t worry, Pyrrha! We’re here to help! And so is Jaune when he gets back from his trip!
Pyrrha: *slumps* Thank you, Nora…it already helps to have real friends like you and Ren…
Pyrrha: I’m just feeling extra stressed right now because Jaune is out of town. He does this thing that makes me feel like I can be myself and forget all about being a celebrity!
Ren: Maybe we can help? What does Jaune do?
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Pyrrha: *exhausted after long day* 😞
Jaune: *carefully undoes Pyrrha’s armor* You know, you had the cutest laugh when you watched that kitten video earlier.
Pyrrha: *standing limp as Jaune undresses her* I do not. I laughed so hard I snorted…!
Jaune: *puts Pyrrha’s armor away and undoes her ponytail* It’s cute! And you also have a great sense of humor!
Pyrrha: *sighs as her hair is let down* You’re just saying that… 😮‍💨
Jaune: *takes off Pyrrha’s circlet and undoes her corset laces* And you’re totally badass. 😌
Pyrrha: *closes her eyes and leans into him* Noooooo…
Jaune: *kisses Pyrrha’s forehead while shrugging off his clothes down to his underwear* Yeah-huh! You looked super cool yesterday when you deployed your shield and spear without breaking stride!
Pyrrha: *slumps against Jaune in her underwear* Mmmmm…
Jaune: *turns on fan and pulls Pyrrha down on comfy couch*
Pyrrha: *nuzzles and wraps herself around Jaune, reveling in the intimacy, warmth, and soft skin contact on her nose and forehead* 🥰
Jaune/Pyrrha: *cuddle up in a tangle of limbs for a nap* 😴
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Nora/Ren: *sitting alongside Pyrrha with their arms around her*
Pyrrha: …thank you both, but it’s just not the same…😞
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willsonlmt · 4 days
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Ruby: What did you get pyrrha gor her birthday?
Yang: I got her a jaune arc body pillow.
Ruby: Really me too.
Blake: I also got her a jaune arc body pillow.
Wiess: Looks like we all had the same idea.
Ren: Nora, please tell me you didn’t also get a jaune arc body pillow as well.
Nora: I got her Jaune.
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Pyrrha on her bed surrounded by jaune pillows and jaune shirtless with a bow on his head feeding her the chocolate cake he baked her.
Pyrrha: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
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juanarc-thethird · 3 months
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Let us do a Year Of The Rabbit but with Pyrrha. She got the booty and knows how to use it against Jaune.
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At the Kitchen
Jaune: Ok, now that I've dealt with Weiss, I can now focus on meal planning for the Chinese year. Now what can I cook?
Jaune takes out his phone and starts looking for recipes.
Jaune: It has to be something easy to do for a large group… Not that… Not that… Not tha-… Well maybe…?
While he continues looking for something to cook, outside the entrance to the kitchen someone can be heard whispering.
Pyrrha: You can do it Pyrrha! Having won the biggest tournament for 4 years in a row, this is nothing! Just go out and win your man. Yeah! I'll do that…
She stands still
Pyrrha: Here I go…
She still stands still
Pyrrha: In a moment…
She standing in the same place
Pyrrha: On the count of one, two, and…
She's still, you guessed it, standing there.
Pyrrha: I CAN'T DO IT!!
Jaune hears her scream and calls out to her.
Jaune: Pyrrha? Are you ok?
Pyrrha: (Shoot!) Y-Yeah, I'm fine.
Jaune: Are you sure? I'm free right now if you need me.
Pyrrha: Yeah, I'm fi- (Wait, now is the time to attack. If I let it pass I may never have this opportunity again. So, just like Nora, I going to give my all on the name of LOVE!!) I actually want your opinion on something.
Pyrrha comes out of hiding, showing her very exposed bunny outfit. Her legs are exposed, how thick and tasty those thighs are. And with her heels, they accentuate her figure in a sexy way.
Seeing such a work of art, Jaune only remains stunned.
Pyrrha: What do you think? Do you think it looks good on me?
Jaune: *blushing* I-I-I....
Pyrrha: (Is working! Now for the next attack!) Oh, I almost forgot. Let me show you the back.
She turns around, leans forward a little, showing her big, delicious ass to him. And like cherry on top, she turns to look at him with a seductive smile and says…
Pyrrha: Why are you blushing? Do you want to eat this defenseless little bunny?~
Jaune: *Red* Um...!!!
Pyrrha: (And now the final blow!) Come and take me~
Jaune: *GASP!!!*
Moments later
Pyrrha: Oh GOD!!!💕 DON'T STOP!!!💕 AAhh~!💕
Pyrrha is clinging to the kitchen table, with her legs on the floor spread a little apart. The bottom part of her suit is torn in two, while her panties are pulled down to her knees.
Jaune on the other side had her hands on Pyrrha's shoulders, while he moved her hips passionately towards her. Bouncing her ass in an erotic way that only adds more fuel to his lust.
Jaune: Oh god!~💕 Pyrrha!~💕 Oh Pyrrha!!~💕
Pyrrha: Yes💕! Say my name! Say my fucking name while you fuck me!!~ FUCK!~💕 I love how your cock feels!!~💕 Don't stop!! Fuck me! FUCK ME!!💕
Pyrrha feels Jaune grab her neck firmly and carefully. That makes her arch her back. With this small change in position Jaune moves his hips desperately.
Jaune: OH PYRRHA!!~💕
Pyrrha: Fuck!!~💕 Do you want to breed me?! Then fucnking do it!!! Get me pregnant! Breed this little bunny! Breed her!! BREED HER GOOD!!!!💕
Jaune: PYRRHAAAA!!!💕
Jaune takes her head and pull her back for a kiss, while on that moment he shoots his hips forward. Burying his cock all the way inside her, shooting a big load of baby juice deep inside her. It was so much that her body couldn't keep it all inside. Letting it slip out of her, creating a puddle of cum beneath her while traces of it are running down her thighs. After a few seconds, the two stop kissing. And with a loving look, and trembling legs, Pyrrha says…
Pyrrha: I love you~💕
Jaune:‼️
Jaune's heart fires up again, pumping blood to his cock. Starting the second round of mating. After all, bunnies do fuck.
Pyrrha: OH JAUNE!!!💕
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novankenn · 4 months
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You Don't OWN ME!
Jacques Schnee had come to Beacon on a mission. The being a huntress foolishness of Weiss was going to end, and he was here to bring her back to Atlas, back to the SDC. It was time for her to be the figure head of the family's company. Stepping off his private bullhead, he saw Weiss standing a little distance off, obviously waiting for his arrival.
Jacques: Weiss.
Weiss: Father? Wh... what are you doing here?
Jacques: Don't stutter, it is unbecoming of one of your station.
Weiss: My apologies father.
Jacques: As for why I am here. I have come to fetch you. There has been enough of this Huntress foolishness.
Weiss: Excuse me?
Jacques: Go pack you things. You are coming with me back to Atlas.
Weiss: Excuse me?
Jacques: I will not be repeating myself. Now hurry.
Weiss: Ah... no.
Jacques: What did you just say?
Weiss: I said no. I am staying here, I am staying with my friends, and I am continuing with my training.
Jacques: I SAID you are coming back to Atlas There is NO discussion!
Weiss: I said no.
Jacques: You are my child, and you will do as you are told!
Weiss: No.
As Weiss was standing her ground a public bullhead landed, allowing Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos to disembark. The pair saw Weiss, and proceeded to walk over to see what was going on.
Jacques: This is the LAST time I am telling you. Go and pack. You are returning to Atlas with me.
Weiss: No I am not. I am staying here.
Jaune: Weiss is everything okay?
Pyrrha: Is this man bothering you?
Jacques: This is a family matter. It is of no concern of either of you.
Weiss: Yes it does concern them.
Jacques: It does not. Now, go get your things, or we will be leaving without them.
Weiss: You don't own me...
Jacques: You are my...
Weiss: They OWN me!
Jacques chokes on his own spit as Weiss grabs Jaune and Pyrrha's hands. Weiss: (Giving her father a sinister grin) Father... this is Pyrrha Nikos and Jaune Arc... my fiancees
Jacques: (Choking) WH...WH... WHAT!?!
Weiss: Don't stutter father, it's unbecoming. Oh, Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: Yes?
Weiss: I think it's time.
Pyrrha: Really? This soon?
Jaune: Time? Time for what?
Weiss: You think we can do it?
Pyrrha: Between the pair of us, easily.
Jaune: What are you guys going on about?
Jacques: En... Enough of these games! Weiss...
Weiss: Oh this is not a game... father...
Jaune: I'm confused.
Pyrrha: (Kissing Jaune's cheek) Don't you worry, sweetie... it'll all make sense when we start.
Jaune: Now I'm even more confused.
Weiss: I'm sorry you came all this way for nothing, father... but if you had BOTHERED to contact me you would have found out that I am going to stop training as a huntress...
Jacques/ Jaune: Huh?
Weiss: And become a full time stay at home mom.
Jaune: WHAT?!?
Jacques: Urk... (grabs at his chest and grows pale)
Pyrrha: Let's go back to the dorm Jaune... we have a record to break.
Jaune: Oh god...
Weiss: Should we just break it together... or...
Pyrrha: Or?
Weiss: Each do it separately?
Pyrrha: Ohhhh.... I like that idea!
Jacques: Urk... Ack... Ahh... gaa... (collapses to the ground)
Pyrrha moves around to Jaune's other side, and with Weiss they start dragging Jaune away.
Jaune: God help me!
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linkman447 · 5 months
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The married life (Pyrrha)
Jaune: honey I’m home
Pyrrha comes out in an apron: welcome home my big strong husband
They kiss
Jaune: so are our friends here yet
Pyrrha: oh ren and Nora say they’ll be here in about 3 hours
Jaune: what about Ruby, Yang, Blake, and Weiss
Pyrrha has a forced smile: oh sorry honey they said they can’t make it
Flash back
Pyrrha and team rwby are sitting in an interrogation room with a table between them 
Pyrrha: so you hussies wanna come in my home as steal my husband
Ruby: N-No we just-
Pyrrha slammed a folder on the table with the title “our plan to steal jaune”
Yang: god damn it ruby why did you make that
Blake: much less leave it where someone can find it
Weiss: well we want what you have and we will get it
Pyrrha: oh really
2 hours later
The girls of rwby are on the ground battered and bruised
Pyrrha: now I must get home my “husband” will be home soon
Flashback ends
Pyrrha: it’s a real shame
Jaune: ya and Ruby wanted to show me something. Oh what ever lets have a nice winter holiday
Pyrrha: oh I have an idea we have 3 hours till ren and Nora show up so…
She grabs his hand and places it on her chest
Pyrrha: let’s start on my holiday present
Jaune: YES
He picks her up and rushes to their bedroom
Pyrrha: (I hope those bitches learned their lesson
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falleri-salvatore · 8 months
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Schnarkos Headcanons in the form of bad jokes and piss-poor humor
*Hypothethical dialogues in an alternate timeline where Jaune married both Pyrrha and Weiss* ------- Straw Feminist: You pig, women aren't collectibles for you to feed your own ego. They are their own person, stop imposing your will on them. Jaune: *blinks* *blinks again* I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, that you believe I can actually tell them what to do. ------
Straw Feminist: Disgusting. Two wives? You are an example of everything that is wrong with the Patriarchy. Jaune: ....You don't understand; they are not my wives, I'm their husband. Difference.
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smh0217 · 7 months
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Jaune, about his proposal to Pyrrha: She said Yes!
Ruby: What was the question?
Ren: Will you marry me?
Ruby: ??? No???
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logar3 · 2 months
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Arkos - Dancing
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rocknroll7575 · 2 months
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Just gonna come out and say it...
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Let's be honest here, Pyrrha didn't really think the Maiden thing through, and even if she did, she still takes responsibility because if she didn't she would have felt people getting killed because her refusing such power was her fault, which is why Ozpin chose her, because he knew she would, and knew she wasn't going to refuse because she wanted to fulfill her Destiny and be the Hero.
Pyrrha even says: "When I think of destiny, I don't think of a predetermined fate you can't escape. But rather... some sort of final goal, something you work towards your entire life"
So in other words, Destiny according to Pyrrha isn't something that's forced upon you or something that controls your life, it is something that is under your control, the problem with that is... she's wrong.
If Jaune was always meant to be the Rusted Knight in the Universe, then that means she was always fated to die, and even if she survived and became the new fall Maiden, then she still would be kept somewhat distant from her teammates and friends, because Ozpin wouldn't want another Amber incident and the attack on his school would make him and maybe even James more paranoid for Pyrrha's safety, so she might just be sent away to Atlas or Kept in Vale but tightly put aside from her friends.
Why not send her back to Mistral? Well because I'm sure Ozpin and Ironwood would have figured out how Cinder got in and who helped her and the others, so Mistral's a no-go.
Pyrrha would also agree to not being around her teammates because she'd think she's putting them all in danger, and she'd be putting Jaune in Danger, and fear for his safety, so she would distance herself from the rest of JNR_
The problem with this is that it creates problems that she wouldn't have intended to happen, but did.
For Example, her keeping secrets and wanting to protect Jaune when that's not at all what he wants, as he's already realized that he can't do everything by himself, which is why he relies on his team to help him instead of acting like he made of Glass, would tell Jaune that she didn't really believe in him, and that would hurt him to the core because that's what he thought when she shoved him in the locker.
Not only that, it would affect Jaune's leadership and trust in his friends, because in his mind, if Pyrrha, his own partner didn't believe in him at all, then he would be second-guessing everything, and his anger would be at himself, but also Pyrrha.
If Pyrrha lived but isolated herself from her friends, then JNPR would break apart.
Arkos wouldn't be a thing because Pyrrha chose her destiny over Jaune.
She always would choose her "Destiny" over Jaune.
But then again, I could be completely wrong and I'm sure others have reasons and good points as to how Arkos would've worked but this is just my take, and I'm 100% willing to hear counterarguments! So feel free to fight me on this!
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 9 months
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Jaune: Be me. Wake up to the smell of eggs and bacon cooking. Go downstairs. Pyrrha is cooking in the kitchen. I smile at her. She smiles back. Go to the medicine cabinet and take my meds. 2mg of risperderal. I turn back. She’s gone. I start cooking eggs and bacon myself alone.
Blake: Holy Fuck Jaune.
Yang: You maybe want to hang with us?
Jaune: Nah you two are dating. I wouldn’t want to be the third wheel.
Blake: It’s no trouble.
Jaune: Really? It is trouble. Let sleeping dogs lie. Let crazy Jaunes be crazy. I’ll pull through.
Yang: If you’re sure.
Jaune: I am. Don’t worry about silly little me.
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"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."
Helmet BONK sound.
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superiorsturgeon · 1 month
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Jaune Used Recover!
Cinder: You AGAIN?!?! Fine! Enjoy watching your loser boyfriend get spit-roasted!
Cinder: *throws a burning spear*
Jaune: Ungh!! *gets stabbed through the gut*
Pyrrha: *steps past Jaune to get at Cinder without even looking* 😠
Cinder: …uh…you’re not even going to look…? Your boyfriend is impaled over there…? 🤨
Pyrrha: Oh, Jaune’s fine! I don’t need to worry!
Jaune: Yeah, I’m good! Go get her, babe! 👍
Cinder: There is a SPEAR in his GUTS!!!
Pyrrha: Oh, I see the confusion! After you and I fought back at Beacon tower, Jaune made me promise never to send him away from a dangerous fight ever again! But I just couldn’t stop worrying about him! I just love him so much…! *pinches Jaune’s cheek*
Jaune: *slowly drawing the spear out of his abdomen* Aw…! Love you too, Pyr…! 🥰
Jaune: …MAN this thing stings… 😖
Pyrrha: …so we trained Jaune’s semblance and aura until I didn’t have to worry about him getting hurt in battle, because he can heal so quickly!
Pyrrha: *gestures to Jaune’s middle as his gaping spear wound heals in a flash of white* See? Good as new!
Jaune: *holds up his shirt to show his undamaged tummy* Now that I’ve leveled up, my hp recovers faster than I take damage! 😁
Cinder: Oh, this is some BULLshit! 🤬
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willsonlmt · 26 days
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Ren packing his and noras bag for a weekend trip while Jaune is folding laundry.
Ren: So the weekend to yourselves ... What are you planning to do?
Jaune takes a beat and smiles.
Jaune: Well i do have a couple things planned?
Jaune imaging a cuddling weekend of movies and eating dinner together and then baking pyrrhas favorite triple chocolate cake.
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Nora is working on some ammo for her and Ren's weapons.
Nora: So weekend alone with your Jauney. Doing anything fun?
Nora said with a smile.
Pyrrha pauses with a slight blush.
Pyrrha: umm ... I dont have anything concrete planned.
Pyrrha imaging lots of heavy making out, getting eaten out masterfully and riding Jaune till they passout.
Pyrrha: Yup, nothing special.
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juanarc-thethird · 1 year
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My Daughter is an Angel... Right?
Jaune's Apartment.
Jaune serves a piece of cake to Pyrrha's mom.
Jaune: It's good that you were able to visit us, Mrs. Nikos. Pyrrha will be happy to see you.
Mama Nikos: Oh thank you, I thought I would be a bother to you two.
Jaune: Nonsense, you are always welcome here.
Mama Nikos: Thank you. *Takes a bite of cake* Oh my god! It's delicious, where did you buy this cake?
Jaune: I made it myself.
Mama Nikos: Oh really? You have to give me the recipe.
Jaune: Sure, just let me go get a pen and paper.
*BAM!* The apartment's front door is flung open.
Pyrrha: Oh Jauney~💕! Your Greek goddess has arrived!
Jaune: *Quietly* Oh shit....
Jaune: Pyrrha before you say anything, your mo-
Pyrrha: *interrupts him* And look… *She pulls out a video camera* I bought this when I was walking here. With this we can film while we fu-
Jaune: Make a cake!!! Great idea. (Please, stop!)
Pyrrha: What? No. It's for you to film me while you fuck me good~💕
Jaune: *Panic* Pyrrha!
Pyrrha: Just like last time when you fuck me on the couch, and treat me like your whore~💕
Jaune: Pyrrha stop!
Pyrrha: I want you to record how I choke with your big cock. How I leave my drooling all over it. I want to see the horny stupid face I make when your breed me. I want you to fuck my brains out in 4k~💕
Jaune: *Covering his face in shame with his hands*
Pyrrha: Jaune? Is something wrong?
Jaune: Your mom came to visit.
Pyrrha: My... MOM?! *She finally turns to look at her mom*
Mama Nikos: *Angry* Jaune, could I speak to my daughter in private?
Jaune: Of course. *Leaves*
Pyrrha: Jaune! Don't leave me alone with her! Jaune! JAUNE!!!!
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novankenn · 5 months
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They're... ADORABLE! I Must HAVE!
Winter Schnee, had arrived at Beacon to check-up on her sister Weiss. The siblings were having a rather enjoyable reunion of sorts, and were currently taking a stroll through Beacon's Remnant renown gardens.
Weiss: So that is how everything is going so far... and aside from the attention of an a specific individual I am very content to continue my studies here at Beacon.
Winter: I am impressed Weiss. I would have...
Weiss: Winter? Is there something...
Weiss then notices where Winter's attention was focused, and snorted. Seated on a bench in the garden was Pyrrha Nikos, a champion, a huntress-in-training without peer... and her partner, Joan Arc.
Weiss: I have no clue what SHE sees in that!
Winter didn't respond, watching intently as Pyrrha rubbed comforting circles upon the obviously distraught, young woman.
Weiss: That girl... she should know I'm not interested in anything she has to...
Winter: (Giving Weiss sideways glare) Are you the cause of that?
Weiss: (stammering) Well... um... yes... no... (finally composing herself) she's constantly harassing me with date requests, it's been going on for weeks! I needed to put an end to them... she's... she's a stalker!
Winter: THAT ANGEL? How could you?!?
Weiss didn't know what to say as Winter stormed off, directly towards the pair seated on the bench.
Pyrrha: Um... hello? Can I help you?
Winter: I am Winter Schnee, which unfortunately makes me Weiss' sister...
Joan: (Sobbing) I'm sor...
Winter: Enough of that. I'm here to make amends for my sister's treatment of you...
Pyrrha grew a little apprehensive at the hungry look Winter was shooting Joan and her.
Pyrrha: And how...?
Winter said nothing further as she reached down, and with gentle pressure pulled Joan to her feet...
Joan: EEP! (Finding herself suddenly draped over Winter's shoulder)
Pyrrha: Hey put her dow... (Suddenly unable to move) HEY?!?
Winter: None of that! You're both shall be my guests...
Pyrrha: (Struggling against the black glyph that has immobilized her) Guests?
Winter: To my accommodations... that is where I will be making my apologizes to you and this angel... for Weiss' behavior. You two are much too... adorable... I want.
Winter then starts walking, carting Joan like a sack of flour, while also dragging Pyrrha behind her with a glyph.
Pyrrha: WEISS HELP!!!
Weiss: Winter???
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