#jesus idk

[blueskittlesart]

TOTK PURAH X ZELDA PLS PLS PLS PLS

I LOVE YOUUUUU ANON IVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO DRAW THEM

#what the hell is their ship name. does anyone even ship this one but me #zelpurah #purzel #????? #jesus idk #anyway. #totk #zelda #purah #totk spoilers #asks #skribbles

[coyotehusk]

I can handle most gore, but that fucking anime girl gif haunts me.

#dairy of coyote #I remembering seeing it the first time like #jesus idk #YEARS ago #and sometimes I just think about it #fucked me up a bit I guess

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Am I the asshole for getting my best friend killed?

I swear to God, it was an accident.

My (27) BF (34) has a reputation for getting himself out of any jam you can imagine; and at first it was just a fun little thing the friend group noticed: there goes Oily J wiggling his way out of trouble again. but as the meme evolved in the group, it got to the point where we'd loykey started getting him into situations just to see how he'd get out of 'em, and he akept getting out of em. He was having fun with it too same as us. "Oh you guys," he'd say, "getting me into situations again," before laughing it off and getting out of it, so it was enrichment for our shared enclosures, and as time went on, the situations got more intense.

The trouble is, it turns out that putting a man in too many situations eventually gets the police interested. And not local hobsknockers cops either; they was like, proper three-letter FEDs. They put out a bounty on any information pertaining to his capture and everything. It was good money too so I thought, hey why don't I put J in another situation he can wiggle out of like always (and he'd wiggled outta worse before, so I thought this one'd be relatively mild), and at the next boardgame night (cause it was too late to do anything special for this one) we can buy some extra strong booze and get absolutely blitzed while having a giggle about the situation.

Boardgame night, and we were playing some social deduction nonsense or another and he says: "One of you is gonna betray me tonight." and I can't help but think, looking back on it, that he knew. It's stupid, I know he was talking about the game, but the way he said it, it was like he knew. We all felt it, and we had a big round robin round the table taking turns promising that we'd never betray him. And I said it so easily cause I thought it was true. Sure, I was gonna talk to the feds about a bounty; but, I fully expected my big beautiful oily boy to wiggle his way out of the trouble I was 'bout to cause, and that's not a betrayal. I wasn't lying. I didn't think I was lying.

My big beautiful oily boy didn't manage to wiggle his way out of it. They killed him and I got my blood money. He's gone.

He's gone and I'm devastated, crying, mourning. I loved him so much. We all did. And I can't stop thinking that it's my fault: that I'm the reason he's gone. and it is. and the guilt is eating me up inside. and I just need to talk to someone about it. So, I tell the rest of the group what happened in the group chat, hoping they'd understand that I didn't want this. I didn't want the government's blood money. It was supposed the be a prank. some joint enclosure enrichment. He was supposed to wiggle out of it like he always does... did, i mean.

They call me, among worse things, the asshole and kick me from the group chat. And, I know it's my fault he's dead: I know that. If I didn't do what I did, he wouldn't be dead right now. But, I didn't mean it for it to end up this way. He was supposed to be okay, damn it. I loved him. AITA?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #fandom aita #unreality #i never know how to tag the bible ones #also i don't think this is explicitly jesus christ superstar but for some reason it put me in mind of it #so that's where the extra option is from idk #specifically in my head is one particular production of it that a friend showed me when we were like. 17 #anyway i'm in love with how this one plays with modern language #good enough to post on purpose

[hattersarts]

rebound ship

(one youtube video was recommended to me and then i read fic for like 4 days)

#jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #jooster #idk how the fuck younger hugh laurie's face works jesus #i need to ham up the baby blues a bit but i just wanted to scribble them both fast to get it out of my system

[harrymasonsdadbod]

THE WAY HES STANDING IS KILLING ME

LOOK AT HIM

#thank you for 7k+ !! 🖤 #this has done numbers so i just want to add! Jesus loves you all ♡ Acts 2:38 #2 Timothy 1:7 Acts 8:34-38 #he’s my ✨ ​baby girl ✨ #resident evil #leon kennedy #resident evil 4 #resident evil 4 remake #should I tag this as spoilers?? idk #resident evil 4 spoilers #Ashley Graham #capcom #video games #gaming #horror

[starrysharks]

yuri deities

#zeno's art #madoka magica #puella magi madoka magica #mami tomoe #homura akemi #(aka yuri devil) #madoka kamane #(aka yuri jesus) #sayaka miki #kyouko sakura #tried designing them in a really geometrical way that emphasised the silhouette #my personal fave design is mami because she looks like a purin that made a wish to become human #anyway this was a very fun exercise #i MIGHT. MIGHT try animating some few-second clips from the show in this style idk #twt is shit so my tumblrina followers get to see this first >3°

[sorrythisusernameisprobablytaken]

#spn #supernatural #ryan renolds #jesus christ #idk how this has gone on this long #i mean i totally do #and i kind of support it #but #the passage of time #it makes me ill #november 5th

[papanowo]

so im kinda into star trek now lol

#my art #star trek #star trek aos #james t kirk #jim kirk #spock #spirk #i just spent the past 20 minutes trying to figure out this new tagging system jesus christ #anyways #so im not hyperfixated on star wars anymore whoops #im gonna try and finish the last of my sw wips but after that #idk if im gonna be drawing anymore star wars sorry #hopefully i get back into it for tbb s3 #but who knows

[jade-len]

please help i just had a dream where svsss was a dating sim. so, of course i tried pursuing shen qingqiu, but it ultimately backfired because suddenly he realized that he was in a dating visual novel?? and since i put myself as a guy, he just refused to show up to special in game events to avoid me interacting with him???

and obviously i was like "wtf why isn't he here?" when he didn't show up. then at some point i explored the area, and the screen suddenly zoomed in to show sqq talking to sqh (supposedly telling him all about the little situation). next thing i know, both of them are slowly turning their head to stare at the screen in pure and utter terror

also in some part of the dream, i think i did some liu qingge events or something and as his affection levels rose, he would continuously jump scare me by popping up out of nowhere and go, "its not like i like you or anything!!" while covered in blood and holding out a demonic beast head as if it were a box of treats

anyways, totally random question guys haha if i made an svsss visual novel dating sim would you guys play it. no reason in particular at all.

#im actually learning how to code right now #if i hyperfixate enough ill turn this to reality bc im kinda bad at writing fanfiction #no promises though #i prob had this dream bc i stayed up till 5 am last night playing a date with death #idk if dream liu qingge was accurate bc personally i see him more as just being like 'for you.' before leaving #but its a funny thought to have with liu qingge acting like that sporty emotionally constipated tsundere character lmao #anyways dw if i do make the game i would build a chaotic ass harem route jesus fucking christ that'd be hilarious #the scum villain's self saving system #svsss #mxtx svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #liu qingge #cumplane

[fefairys]

had a dream that someone made a homestuck plugin that let you see the characters going about their lives outside of the events of the comic and i had to recreate this image

#homestuck #homestuck edit #nepeta #nepeta leijon #idk how else to tag this #he ruined my dream journal #edit: jesus i didn’t expect this to get so many notes lmao #it’s ok it’s very funny i appreciate it :) i love the attention

[taxinealkaloids]

two b-list sons of God and a second-rate resurrection

#tlt #my art #tower princes here pictured shortly after having chopped up a bunch of devil-infested civilians at antioch and burning the bits #which is a thing they did! crazy. #like...between htn and ntn ianthe and kiriona were just. bonding over committing war crimes in the name of imperialism i guess! #i think ppl forget sometimes that they weren't JUST on the mithraeum they were actually at antioch. idk how much they were actually on #the front lines but they were THERE roughing it in the military encampment or w/e. and gideon seemed to have #pretty firsthand knowledge of the devils and their specific disposal methods so. yeah i think she was doing some chopping and burning. #anyway the text in image 1 is the parable of the prodigal son #and image 2 is luke 9:22 (jesus foretells his death) and mark 16:6 (the resurrection) #imagine you practice ninth house religion and your iconography looks like this.

[the-merry-otter]

One of the gang sent this uquiz to the chat, and fkskfkskfjsg I highly recommend it, it’s funny as fuck

#UPDATE: if this post reaches 12k notes I’m gonna turn of reblogs because that is simply Too Many #I’m happy y’all are having fun but Jesus Christ lads #UPDATE: #reblog privileges have been revoked sorry gang #I’m simply not prepared to deal with this many notes #feel free to repost the quiz if you wanna #i’ll be on my merry way now #warning it has mentions of uh… intimate activities (not in depth or anything) #so if ur squeamish prolly stay clear idk

[phoenixcatch7]

I get that calling white lotus lbh a sticky little 'sheep' is a canon translation and stuck in the fandom now anyway, but I do feel the intended spirit of the original word wasn't the sheeple/dumb herd animal that's more common in the western world, but instead something actually conveying sweetness, innocence, purity and youth - lamb.

Famous for being utterly adorable and following around their mothers, gambolling in sunny meadows, curly white wool shining.

And NOW we can talk about black sheep/wolf in sheep's clothing metaphors.

#Picturing Sqq sweetly calling lbh a little lamb 🥺 #Him calling lbh a sheep never felt quite right but LAMB??? #And lbh following him around all bright and gangly and moon eyed ToT #Did you know the phrase originates from the wool of black sheep being much harder to dye and thus being undesirable in the wool industry? #That's why sheep are white and not like. Tan or brown or w/e like more natural colours. #But the black fur gene still pops up sometimes so you get white wool parents and siblings and a tiny black lamb trotting along #Who's wool you can never sell and who can't risk having offspring of their own #Also where the baa baa black sheep rhyme comes from! The wool was often sold at a very cheap price because it was so undesirable! #Ngl if someone called me their lamb idk what I'd do. Something desperate for sure #Theyre also sometimes a symbol for Jesus especially around Easter. So. That's a. Thing. That Sqq would most certainly read far too deep int #svsss #mxtx svsss #scum villain #luo binghe #luo bingge #luo bingmei #scum villain's self saving system #scum system #bingqiu #bingyuan #Idk but considering I'm talking about their pet names I'll count it #Gosh lbh calling Sqq shepherd in response... Crook around his neck metaphor I'll go wherever you lead us my guiding star mmm #Sleepy? Yes. Right? Also yes

[blufox234isadumbname]

disfruta deez nuts

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp osito bimbo #my art #blusart #qsmp jaiden #qsmp cellbit #qsmp badboyhalo #full render #qsmp foolish #kinda full render #the jaidens #look at me i made art FINAlly jesus #tried to practice on making different materials idk how well i did #artists on tumblr #digital art

[flowerimiya]

my reaction every time we get new information on Fyodor:

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #sigma bsd #fyodor bsd #atp he might as well be jesus #maybe he’s like #idk man #chapter 114 #bsd 114 #this panel is so good

[fearandhatred]

i just think the way aziraphale dresses is so hot. the dress shirt and then a thick vest over that, and THEN a coat over that... you know what maybe more is more

#fearandhatred #layers are just so attractive idk #i might kill someone #saw a photo of aziraphale in the full getup with part of his dress shirt peeking out from under his coat sleeves #and i was like oh my god. holy shit. jesus christ #and DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED on his hair #good omens #aziraphale