#jk im doing it anyway idc

[atomic-sludge]

I just had to make a Hunter/Steven fusion I had to. Ik traditionally their names are the combination of the counterparts names but I thought it would be funnier if he was just named "Dude." I hope I did a good job? I've only ever rlly made 1 other fusion and that was a long time ago n didn't really adhere to the fusion rules.

#art #digital art #i might mak a fic sound off if you want a fanfic of this crossover 👀 #jk im doing it anyway idc #original character #fusion oc #su fusion #steven universe future #su steven #hunter toh #the owl house #hunter noceda #lil bit of connieverse in there for ya #ye thats connie snapping a picture. its for later #rip i cant draw muscles #normal human boyfriends #nhbfs au #secrets of the falls au

[todayisafridaynight]

mine got his belt from punkaddict.com i just know he did trust me i have a phd in bullshitting and i can tell you right now this is not bullshit

#snap chats #gaiaonline-sounding-ass store i swear #this is to say i got MY belt from punkaddict.com ☠️☠️ #theyre the only place that sells two-row gold-studded belts dont you know #confirmed mine had a punk phase idc #jk he could never be punk. emo maybe... #we're not making emo mine real. thats just not a thing we're doing put that postcard away right now dont send it to me #anyway i just need my suit and shoes to come in and my cosplays ready... for november ☠️ #got Literally everything else i need im just waiting on those #gotta get the suit TAILORED baby thats right. we're unnecessary. #very excited for when everything does get here.. and ill be even more excited for anyc where i can show everyone.. #and like... TWO people will recognize who i am.... unless i dont miss the rgg meetup again ☠️☠️

[kuiinncedes]

not this book im reading for class getting me so emotional hello

#if this character dies idk if he will but if he dies i just won't read the rest of the book lmfao jk #bruh this like perspective section ends with him 'feeling surprisingly at peace' and 'sleep coming with surprising ease' or something #sir pls don't die rn 😭 im glad ur peaceful and shit and happy and shit but if u die rn i never will be again #naur bc fr this is tthe only fucking character i care about in this whole book XD #but it's still rly interesting the other characters are just not as likable lmfaooo not likable at all tbh #KENJI PLS STAY ALIVE ISTG #the book is no no boy by john okada about a japanese guy who comes home after 2 yrs of internment and 2 yrs of prison bc he said no to #joining the army and the main character guy has a lot of monologues and stuff lol and like inner thoughts #understandably so but he's hard to like . kenji tho <333 #pls kenji literally wake up or i will fail this class i'l just have to go up to my prof ad be like actually i was gonna read the book #i promise but then kenji died and he was the only bitch i cared about and also i just cared about him too much and i couldn't go on so #anyway ..... let's see what happens i honestly have no idea but my gut feeling is telling me this bitch is dying rn 😭😭😭😭 #the next part is from his father's pov #if he dies i will simply pretend it is not true #jeanne talks #not rly being emotional over that tho this scene i just read btwn kenji and his father i was literally so 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #and ending w peaceful sleep it was also like a very like fulfilling/closure-y scene so .. IDC DON'T DIE BITCH #ok ok anyway . stop procrastinating continuing lol or if ur gonna procrastinate do some math hw instead 😭 #lmfao he doesn't even nneed to die for me to not finish the book apparently im just never gonna continue XD #if i don't continue he cant die <3 #prof: WHY DIDNT U FINISH THE BOOK me: I DIDN'T WANT KENJI TO DIE prof: he doesnt fucking die u stupid bitch #manifesting kenji u better not fucking die u stupid bitch #only bitch i respect except there was one slightly weird thing he did lol but he had good intentions kdgfkdfh #honestly i have other hw that's slightly more pressing but . continuing now #after i pee actually yes bc u all needed to know this lol #honestly i think im too influenced by like modern ya books and stuff lol i mean having that being most of what i read XD #but like this book is very light on the plot lmfao so mr okada sir keep that going no plot we don't need kenji to die <3 #AND IT'S RIGHT BEFORE LIKE A CELEBRATORY FAMILY DINNER LITERALLY im gonna

[whyse7vn]

I AM NOT UR GF -

[ ot7 x reader ]

SEOKJIN -

y/n: i’ll kill you

jin: i’m into that

y/n: ur going to hell

jin: i’ll take you with me

y/n: i’m going to heaven i’m an angel

jin: my angel

y/n: gross

jin: only for you

y/n: we are not together

jin: ???

sorry i can’t read

y/n: clearly

jin: take ur clothes off

y/n: ???

jin: sorry autocorrect

y/n: why did you tell the boys we are dating?

jin: i did?

lmao yeah i did

sorry i could never lie to the loml like that

y/n: what?

jin: ur on my will

y/n: happy one day to us 🥂❤️

jin: i like being used

y/n: yk what i’m having second thoughts

jin: as long as it’s you using me

y/n: uncomfortable rn

jin: i’ll make you comfortable

y/n: ur the cause

jin: ur my cause ❤️

y/n: what does that even mean??

jin: kiss me

y/n: leave me alone i’m tired

jin: i’ll build you a bed

y/n: what

jin: i cook

y/n: ur like 62

jin: age is a construct

y/n: ur gonna get arrested with a mindset like that

jin: would go to jail 10x over for you

y/n: out of context this looks insane

jin: you make me insane

and keep me sane ❤️

y/n: what

are you drunk?

jin: a bit

y/n: yikes

jin: my hips work

y/n: i would hope so?

jin: use me

y/n: you need to be put down immediately

JIMIN -

y/n: ummmmm?????

jimin: ummmmm?????

y/n: i am not ur gf

jimin: ummmmm?????

y/n: why are you telling people i’m ur gf

jimin: ummmmm?????

y/n: ummmmm?????

jimin: i thought it was time to tell people

y/n: tell people lies???

jimin: we are always together anyways i am doing us a favour tbh

y/n: “am” so ur still actively telling people that we are together?

jimin: ur so smart this is why i love you 😘

y/n: so were you in love with me when you flirted with the waitress right in front of me when we went out YESTERDAY?

jimin: why were you jealous?? 😏

y/n: ur actually insane like clinically insane

jimin: it was a moment of weakness babe 🥺

y/n: moment of weakness??

you have like 20 of those a day

jimin: omg i’m just a natural flirt yk i can’t help it 😞

y/n: i think the word ur looking for is whore?

jimin: I AM NOT A WHORE

y/n: yeah ok

jimin: unless you want me to be a whore then i’m the biggest whore you know honestly and truly!!!!!!

y/n: ur gross

jimin: ofc i’ll marry you!

y/n: ???

jimin: wow i’m so emotional rn

i love you i’m so excited for our future

i know some people may say we’re moving to fast but idc the truth is that i’m so in love with you i can hardly breathe!!!

y/n: get actual help.

HOSEOK -

hobi: we

y/n: no

hobi: us

y/n: no

hobi: hands held

y/n: no

hobi: mouth 2 mouth

y/n: still no

hobi: i told my parents about us

y/n: ur mother is gonna beat ur ass for lying

hobi: i told the boys about us

y/n: we are not together

hobi: the company is next

y/n: you won’t live to see another day if you do

hobi: i hope our kids have ur eyes

y/n: i can report you for harassment you know?

hobi: my pretty gf

i love you ^^

y/n: blushed for a second

that’s all you’ll ever get out of me

hobi: ur soosososososo cute

σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡

i’m gonna eat you

y/n: this isn’t right

hobi: this is the rightest thing ever

y/n: go outside or something

hobi: come with me

y/n: there is no hope for the kids these days 😞

JUNGKOOK -

y/n: DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS TO BE FLIRTING WITH THE KIM MINGYU AND FOR HIM TO BE LIKE “ARE YOU NOT DATING JK?”

jk: i’m going to kill myself

y/n: ARE YOU SICK IN THE HEAD IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOU

jk: i’m already dead

y/n: GOOD

jk: i can’t believe you talk to other men

oh my god i cjant breathe rn iMmm loosing vision hhe lp mmme…

y/n: IM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GODODJD

jk: so like did you did you tell him we’re together or…

y/n: NO U SICKX SICK FUCK

I TOLD HIM NO IM NOT WITH FUCKING JUNGKOOK ARE YOU OUT OF UR MIND

jk: wow

in all caps like that?? a bit harsh

y/n: FUCK YOU

jk: pls stop shouting yk im a sensitive soul

y/n: WHY DID YOU TELL HIM WE ARE TOGETHER????????

jk: i didn’t tell him directly omg?

i messaged him

y/n: WTF IS UR PROBLEM????

jk: WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH MINGYU?????????????????????

WHAT THE FUCKCKCKDK

y/n: i hate you

i’ve never wanted to push someone out of a building so bad until i met you

jk: that’s kinda cute

you think of me??

i love you too

y/n: you have 3 days to live

jk: as long as i’m with you nothing can take me out

y/n: shut the fuck up

yk know whose taking me out tho?

mingyu 🥰

jk: what

y/n: ?

jk: i have dispatch on the phone rn

y/n: tell them

being mingyu’s gf publicly? a dream come true tbh 😍

jk: when ur new bf is kicked out his group becomes broke and is living on the streets i’m sure ur dream will be alive and well

y/n: oh it will

with my baby through thick and thin 🤞🏽

jk: i’m going to kill myself

y/n: idc!

jk: i love you

TAEHYUNG -

y/n: stop telling people we are dating i will block you

tae: did you know i need u girl was about you

y/n: didn’t even know you then

tae: i’ve always known you

y/n: creepy as hell

tae: to some

y/n: to all

tae: why don’t you want me

y/n: ur not mark lee

tae: i’m kim taehyung

y/n: exactly

tae: you could get jumped for saying stuff like that these days

y/n: oh well

it was worth it

tae: i wish you knew

i wish you knew i wanted you

y/n: i know

and you got the lyrics completely wrong

tae: my lyrics may be wrong but my feelings for you aren’t

y/n: are you not with jennie?

tae: stfu?

y/n: loser

tae: she’s not my type

you are 😘

y/n: wishing i was jennie hours 😞🙏🏽

tae: you’ll will literally never be happy without me

y/n: that’s so crazy cuz i’m like over the moon rn

tae: that’s because i’m messaging you

y/n: pretty sure it’s because i’m not with you but whatever helps you sleep at night

tae: you help me sleep at night

y/n: tough

tae: :(

YOONGI -

y/n: i’m ur girlfriend now?

yoongi: what?

y/n: you’re telling people i’m your girlfriend?

yoongi: might be true might be false

y/n: kinda crazy

yoongi: do you not want to me my girlfriend?

y/n: no?

yoongi: 😢

y/n: cry me a river

yoongi: i will

then i’ll drown myself in it

y/n: dramatic much?

yoongi: i just got my heart broken can you have someone sympathy

y/n: L

yoongi: maybe like kiss me on the lips or something and i’ll be better idk tho

y/n: is min yoongi being open and honest with me rn???

times have changed i must say

yoongi: having a gf does that to a man

y/n: really?

yoongi: yep being in love is crazy

y/n: love? so it’s pretty serious between you two then?

yoongi: yeah i’m gonna marry her

y/n: wowwww how long have you guys been together then?

yoongi: 3 years in my head but i only started telling people 3 days ago

y/n: you are not right in the head

yoongi: love is crazy

y/n: i think it’s just you fr

yoongi: 🥲

NAMJOON -

y/n: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

namjoon: hi

y/n: shut ur mouth

namjoon: 🤐

y/n: we are NOT together

N

O

T

together

do you understand?

namjoon: 🚫❌⁉️

y/n: well start understanding

namjoon: 🙅🏻‍♂️🚫

y/n: i’m sick and tired of you

namjoon: 🙎🏽‍♀️➡️👨‍⚕️🏥

y/n: bye

namjoon: 🥺

y/n: what is with ur obsession with me???

are you that bitchless omg??

namjoon: logically speaking

y/n: you have never spoke a logical word in your life

namjoon: okay nvm

y/n: namjoon you are down ridiculously bad at first it was cute i WAS blushing and giggling now i’m just concerned

namjoon: date me

y/n: that is NOT how you ask a girl out

namjoon: help me out here

y/n: i will not help you in the slightest

namjoon: that’s just mean

y/n: ur a freak

namjoon: am not

y/n: you so are

namjoon: go on a date with me

y/n: where is the the question mark?? are you asking me or telling me??

namjoon: ur being ridiculous

go on a date with me?

there

y/n: hehehehehhehehehe

okay!!!

namjoon: FR??

y/n: no lol

namjoon: that was so mean

y/n: :p

namjoon: dating me would probably mean free food for life

y/n: probably or definitely?

namjoon: *definitely

y/n: wait i’m kinda in love with you

namjoon: lol me 2 let’s makeout rn

y/n: i lied

namjoon: ur annoying

y/n: mwah

namjoon: did you just kiss me?

are you deeply attracted to me or something?

kinda cringe kinda hot i want you

y/n: didn’t know 2:25 am were your disgustingly desperate hours

namjoon: it’s not my fault it’s 2:25 in the morning and all i can think about is you

should i write i song about you?

would you be my gf then?

y/n: pls don’t

namjoon: it’s too late

y/n: if i go on a date with you will you shut the hell up and go to sleep

namjoon: YES

YESZYSS YES YES YES YES YESH

YESSYESYSYSYYDYD

yes

i might lol

y/n: see you tomorrow

namjoon: gn

y/n: gn

namjoon: gf 🤭

we hit 200 since when omg?? anyways feeling like i should do a “i’m not ur bf” ver but idk yet thoughts? u might get it next year or never but it’s the fact that i thought about writing it that counts!!

#bts crack #bts fanfic #bts fluff #bts imagines #bts fic #bts text #bts x reader #bts x y/n #namjoon x reader #jin x reader #yoongi x reader #hoseok x reader #jimin x reader #taehyung x reader #jungkook x reader #bts texts #rm x reader #suga x reader #v x reader #jhope x reader #hobi x reader #bts fake chats #bts incorrect texts #ot7 x reader

[spamgyu]

not to be all emotional and soft on here but

just want to say thank you to everyone. you guys have been so sweet and so kind while im literally going through it with my work life. you guys have no idea how much i laugh at you guys' asks and the stuff you guys send me like not to be gross but that fr makes my heart so warm like wowowowow ily all

we're all friends here. i don't see you guys as like my followers?? like i know some people see the numbers and see it as like ... idk fame??? or you guys as like fans (is that controversial idk idc lol) but fr all 900+ of you guys are my friends idc idc we're all besties olivejuice all.

i really do appreciate the kind words and all the funny things and all the stuff you send in my asks. not to be lame omfg.

anyways lastly.

i am so so so thankful for all those who have added me in their fic recs. i write for fun. idc if it gets one read or two likes or if someone is a silent reader but seeing many people enjoying my work and sharing it ..... wowowowow thank you.

that being said, don't feel obligated to reblog or share my stuff. like i said i do this for fun. i love making you guys cry. that is my one and only goal. (jk kinda)

anyways ily ily ily forehead kisses to all

#i love my team and my crew fr #spamthots

[ndlqzrz]

Niko rant #2

(I have no ideas and cba to make fics until im motivated/not exhausted😭)

Also its almost 4am and I can’t stop thinking about this man. (Don’t judge we’ve all been there😓)

———-

Atp, what does niko not have? I’m not hearing anyone say ‘but he’s not muscular’ he’s leng. Like lengerrssss. Idk what it is about lanky fucking men yk? Like simon from sidemen as well bro.. idk what it is. The way he is so tall and just.. omg.. stop even the way he runs is attractive idc that its like a 75 yo. His hands.. omg don’t get me started on them. I’ve seen too many edits with them pls the way they’re so long and slender and just.. JENDJWKSJSJWJ. I wonder what they can do.. (jk🥰) stop and his eyes.. they’re so fucking pretty omg that one photo of him looking up at aj does something to me. His smile is the cutest thing ever idc what anyone says. And the way he laughs especially while running.. the way it sounds so giggly and cutesy. Stop. His little downward smile omfd its so fucking adorable. His confidence. Like I know its an online persona and he said he’s not as extroverted irl but idc. The way his confidence is so attractive.. like wdym you can walk up to someone and strike a random conversation? Hot. So random but he seems like such a genuine and nice guy? Like whatever forget about the trolling I see right through it, I’ve watched too many interviews and podcasts of people including himself talking about him, he seems like such a nice guy like he’s so generous as well its so kind. Literally said irl he’s humble and doesn’t spend that much money on himself. (Which is the vibe I got anyway but yk I had to give proof xx) from what ppl say about him to the way he acts underneath the online persona & trolling. He’s a nice guy. And the way he’s so soft underneath all that you can literally tell. From the way he is with his friends sometimes (esp w kenny & aj) and the way he is with animals & kids. Its so cute. Like he’s so gentle and caring underneath all that omg stop. Cutie patootie who? Stop and he’s so fucking sexy, hot, mwah, did I mention hot? Like and his humour. The sarcastic side comments and observations/commentary always gets me bro. He’s actually hilarious like you don’t need to be an expert to understand his humour, he’s jjst so AJDJSKDJJDSKKSKS. Love love love love love love love him. Omg and he is actually so intelligent like omfd. The way he pauses and goes into thought sometimes is so hot for no reason. He is so smart like idk what it os but when he answers math questions? Or any question for that matter. Like he’s so smart omg. Intelligence is hot guys. He’s such a genius. I swear he could waffle his way outta jail.

Edit : so random but why is the way he doesn’t swear so hot for no reason? Like idk anymore honestly I think I just find him attractive (wow I wonder)

Edit #2 : Stop his hair when its wet. That one photo. I’m done. 🛐

This has gone to far guys..

———

Idk if this is normal but 🤷‍♀️

[golbrocklovely]

you know, I thought i might of been annoying with the amount of asks i send you, and that still might be true but people apparently love me… so im sticking around 😂 gotta build this aussie anon fandom… buy the merch (its just a tshirt with koala ears on the anon icon and ‘xplr me daddy’ across the shoulder blades)

also absolute fkn ditto to your post abt snc needing a villain era. especially colby. I learnt just the other day that apparently he goes thru this m drama every time he’s snapped with a girl. like every time, for years. that’s gotta be so horrible. like imagine being the constant reason your friends or dates get harassed online just for being around you. you’d feel like poison. i truly hope he finds someone who couldnt give two flying quacks abt that stuff. heck, if it were me (lemme dream, alright) and i knew this wasn’t just a once off thing… i was going to say my acct would be private and i’d have ‘message from strangers’ turned off… but i already have all that… Colby, I’m ready!!! lmao i jk i jk (or do I 👀)

anyway, back to colby fighting in the clubs. you said he’s possessive… im curious about that. like in a protective way over the people he cares about, or actually like “this is my person, back off” type? either way, hella shmexxyy

- aussie anon

omg this is such a long response so i'm sorry in advance lol

haha no you're totally okay to keep sending in asks. no one has a problem with it, especially me :)

and omg an "xplr me daddy" shirt would be hysterical and i'm surprised they haven't done one (even jokingly) before lol

and yes, it's not just girls colby is interested in either. it's EVERY girl - date, friend, stranger - it doesn't matter. if fans can find out who she is, they will send her hate. or at the very least bombard her with questions as to how she knows colby, what's he like, ect. it's honestly very embarrassing to be in this fandom sometimes strictly bc of that type of shit.

i've talked about how i've felt on colby's love life ad nauseum on here, but i don't mind speaking on it more. i genuinely believe this fandom needs a HUGE reality check. bc there are too many ppl in this fandom that believe they have a say in what he does with said love life. and now it's bled over into sam's.

the golden child apparently can do wrong now lol

like on xplrclub, they literally APOLOGIZED (half-heartedly, but still said sorry) for the pics of them with the girls leaking over new years. and that's just fucking bonkers to me. there is no reason two 27 year old men should be saying sorry to a bunch of random girls they have never met before and don't even know exist bc they are going out and having fun and dating. and what makes it worse is snc felt the need to do this. they don't need to explain anything to us, especially about their private lives.

and the amount of fucking fans i saw saying "well if you wanted to have a private life, keep it private. don't post things." and it's like…… idk how many times i have to say this, but SNC ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. them not telling you about a girl they are fucking with is not a betrayal. they don't know you. they couldn't even pick you out of a line up of two ppl. stop thinking your opinion is neccessary, especially when it comes to their personal lives. you aren't owed an explanation. idc if you've been in this fandom for years, given them tons of money, have a fan account dedicated to them on every site, repost their content all the time - NONE of that matters. you are a random person, you are a statistic. a view count. and while yes, snc care about us, that doesn't mean they KNOW you or that your opinion is VALID.

you wouldn't like a random person coming onto your account and bitching at you about your life choices, right? so why do you think snc deserve that? bc they're public figures? NOPE, not a good enough reason. you want to bitch at them about content and the choices they make on that? that's fine. but private, personal shit they do is none of your concern or business.

and i know there are plenty of fucking ppl that will call me a hypocrite bc god forbid i talk about snc's love lives - but reality is i know my opinion isn't worth shit. i'm not coming up into their comments, @ ing them every chance i get, just to give them my two cents. i do my best to keep it light hearted and silly. none of what i talk about is serious or direly needed info. which is also why i do it on a site they aren't privy to. they're not on here. me complaining into the void doesn't effect them. and i'm also extremely aware of the fact that i don't know everything. i don't know the full story, never will, and i'm not OWED it either.

sorry, that was a really long rant. but i'm just…. so done with the fandom rn lol i've been reading ppl complaining for too long about shit they don't deserve to complain about and it's just annoying at this point.

but to bring it back to your ask - i hope colby, and sam too, find a girl that fucking PARADES that she's dating him. of course, with colby or sam's consent. if i was dating one of them, i would rub in these fans' faces, and i mean that wholeheartedly. aww, you're upset i'm fucking your man? TOO BAD WOMP WOMP lmao

and as for colby being possessive, he's said it in some tweets in years' past. he's tweeted out before "Im such a protective, jealous person wow" and "I'm overly protective" followed by someone asking him "so that means if you had a girlfriend you'd protect her a lot" and he replied with "protect her with my life". so, i see him as being a very loyal person, who is protective of the ppl he deems as "his", so to speak.

in a relationship, my guess is that while he's not obsessive or demanding, he is very much like "you are my girlfriend". i don't see him to be the type to say you can't talk to this guy or be friends with these ppl, nothing like that. but he reads to me like the type to keep his arm around you while at the club, that way any guy that sees you know you're taken by him.

also side note, i know as a woman i should be like i'm my own person, i'm no one's but my own, blah blah blah. but a guy that's just a twinge bit possessive is hot. i'm sorry, it's my red flag and i know it is sksksks

#ask #personal #colby brock #sg ll #cb ll

[hannahlovesluca]

OMGGG are you still doing matchups?! if so can I be in one!!

im fem with she/her pronouns

i don’t have a preference. man? woman? non-binary? trans? IDC ‼️‼️

im in my bald head era rn 😞✊🏿✊🏿 (jk jk i have a pixie cut going on rn bc i got a little too wild and my hair ended up getting fried, dyed, and laid to the side…), im like 5’5 or something i honest forgot, im soulaan (aka african american 🤩) mixed with somalian. also i been hitting the gym AND been doing the le sserafim workout so my body tea ‼️

esfj. according to my friends im very open minded and a cool person to be around. very hype but all it take is some good food for all that energy to be knocked down immediately 💀

likes - food, cats

dislikes - boring ppl, mean ppl, ppl ppl, loud noises, the smell of boiled eggs. being annoyed, RAINNNNN, cold weather

love languages 💋💋 (had to take a test bc i never even thought abt this 😓😓) — acts of services (27%) — physical touch (23%) — words of affirmation (20%) — receiving gifts (20%) — quality time (10%)

i pair you with….

Sonny Brisko!

hear me out…

• i love this man so much i wish i was you

• you guys have such similar personalities but also such different personalities that i just think you blend perfectly

• you guys both switch black cat and golden retriever personalities i love this trope

• if youre like me and get sick 24/7 (little self insert my bad 😞) he will definitely take the day off (probably didnt even know what he was going to be streaming that day anyways so..)

• i personally dont know how good of a cook he is so this could go two ways

• one: he makes the best soup ever and you feel so much better just knowing how much he cares

• two: he sucks at making soup and you probably get food poisoning… it was worth it though with how hard he tried to make it up to you

• HE LOVES WATCHING YOH WORK OUT. LOVES IT.

• it probably turns him on tbh but he would never ever admit that ever

• his love language is physical touch through and through

• hes a sucker for hugs but again he would never admit that

• if you ask him to help dye your hair is could, once again, go two ways

• one: he ends up ruining your hair and you have to go to a salon

• two: he actually does really well and hes your new personal barber

• if he gets jealous i dont think he would really do anything but he’d probably pout for a bit

• “youre my woman, not theirs.” (i rlly hope u get my reference)

• he likes being the big spoon most of the time but if you big spoon him he will melt - will probably pout because he doesnt want you to know he actually enjoys it

• he genuinely does not have a type in any way shape or form but when he meets you hes just so 😍😍😍

RUNNERS UP: Meloco Kyoran, Mysta Rias

#luca kaneshiro #ike eveland #luxiem #luxiem x reader #shu yamino #mysta rias #vox akuma #nijisanji en #luca kaneshiro x reader #ike eveland x reader #matchups

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

Im not that same anon, but i will say the way you jokingly talk like a taekooker can sometimes be triggering and hurtful to people like me who really love jimin and thought they curated their spaces to jimin focused accounts. Ive even seen taekookers use your blog posts in their arguments bullying jimin.

I’ve followed you long enough to know you’re being sarcastic but i do get sometimes triggered by how you try to prove Taekook in the exact way Taekookers do, a joke or not. but that’s our problem and you’re allowed to say whatever you want, and we can obviously unfollow you. Just adding my perspective.

- Allow me to give a honest opinion. I won't say you're a tkkr or anything because i know you're a ex jkkr and you don't ship jm with anyone. But from the way you write it definitely seems like you have alot of pent up anger towards jk and tae individually as well as together and that definitely reflects more into your writing when it involves those two. I think it's because you're an ex jkkr so it might be because feels betrayed by both of them on jm's behalf, like their behaviour towards him etc. Yes i myself recent the two guys the most and don't think they're worthy of jm's friendship too. Idk how long you have been on this blog but since the time i have followed you if i didn't know better i would think you're a jkkrs' hater more than of Tkkrs. It's one thing to to recent shippers it's another thing to turn it more towards just one group of shippers that is jkkrs. I remember you saying something like you felt betrayed or something about ITS tk talk cause even tho they said they're awkward it didn't show in their actions or something along that so i think you hate them both alot.

personally idc who you're calling husband or what cause all pjms call them husbands but they also think both of them are straight, would have unfollowed you long ago. I only replied cause i saw anons calling you tkkr. Anyways tk husbands married in Vegas currently with 3 kids and 3rd or 5th anniversary according to tkkrs. If you don't know they also has a shared apartment in japan jk brought for taehyung and he was staying there while jm was in hotel. Such a bad friend jk didn't even invite jm to come to their tk house 😔

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Well, that I understand because taekook as a ship used to bother me just as much. It was annoying and sometimes it still is, tho it's become more of a dislike towards them as people rather than the ship itself.

In late 2019, there was some random poll in some irrelevant online magazine (like soompi and stuff) about "which member is the closest to Jungkook?". Jin won. Army voted for Jin and not Jimin, who was without a doubt the closest to Jungkook that year. At that time, things like that also bothered me and made me sad. Now, I guess it's been so long since I got over it and it's a joke. Besides, I understood that most of the information army picked up on was coming from the members themselves, and I couldn't spend a lifetime getting angry about things Taehyung, Jungkook and even Jimin himself weren't going to change.

That vminkook live in November 2021? Watching some parts of it felt terrible. I got over it quick, but at the time I didn't like it. A lot of taekook stuff bothered me, but what is anyone going to do about it lol. And I learned that, and I accepted it. Jimin literally posted taekook with their faces smashed together on his Instagram some weeks ago and pjms were laughing and rejoicing about him giving something to taekookers.

"Ive even seen taekookers use your blog posts in their arguments bullying jimin." Sorry but I don't believe you, like you just made that up.

Yeah but the thing is, I'm not trying to prove taekook lmao. I'm just making fun of the way shippers in general talk. Like, it would've meant the world to jikookers if it was Jimin with bam, right? They actually spent a lot of time trying to prove that Jimin is with bam often, but because it's Taehyung that has actual proof of spending time with Bam at Jungkook's house, they get annoyed at it and talk about conspiracy theories. Or ignore it. Now, Bam it's irrelevant. But if it had been Jimin, they would've also said the same thing I said about Taehyung spending time at Jungkook's.

And that's the whole point... call it satire if you will.

Before this discussion started, I was going through my blog, right. I reblogged some old posts. Remember when Jimin went to NYC and he wore shorts and jikookers were making viral sex jokes about how he'd shaved for Jungkook (Jimin is clean shaven in every BTS content btw, and so are the other members). Well, while going through my posts I saw this one where I said Jimin shaved and moistuzed his legs for Eunwoo like...

That stuff sounds out of pocket to me, and I will make fun of it. if people are missing the joke it's really not me. Or maybe they haven't been in shipper spaces as much as I have been. I'm sorry if I come across as too convincing??

Mind you, there were people who got angry because I talked about minimoni, or even about Saeon and Eunwoo. Someone literally came up once and told me that liking minimoni was weird because Namjoon talked about Jimin in a creepy and predatory way. Some people are just deranged, and I know that.

I honestly have no respect left for jikookers after face, or rather after this year, the way I have no respect for taekookers. They've become an easy punching bag with how delusional they were since 2021, and most of my jokes are me just saying the same things they say about jikook, but using it for different ships because it's all so ridiculous. And the most delusional ones are always Jungkook biased jikookers who thought Jimin was undeserving of support and talk about the two of them like Jimin is the lesser one in talents, ambition, or achievements.

[mosviqu]

still searching for that ty pin but for the time being i have to tell the world that jungkook and leeknow have the sluttiest forearms ever to exist in mankind like idc about the abs and screw the biceps like show me a hint of a prominent forearm muscle and those juicy veins below your elbow and im at your beck and call this is so embarrassing to admit

SJSJS let me know when u find the tyong pin but anyways you are sososo correct forearms >>>> also the way jk and minho were both my ults at some point and i salivated over their forearms is so funny to me they really do have the sluttiest forearms in the whole industry. like i dont have a thing that id go more crazy over maybe except from hands-

[peachenle]

because i like to talk

here's a lil breakdown / behind the scenes shabang of captains log and down the hatch:

it's based on a very real frat party last year where we had a poster of a captain's log (sigma chi for anyone wondering)

i was a menace and took a picture of it because it was funny. so here are some real excerpts:

12:46 doja cat (purr)

1:41 [name of my friend's little] IS FAWKED

3:13 i dont like girls... only boysssss

3:14 ^ i DONT

sunghoon in drunk dazed haunted me from the very beginning so i wanted to frat-ify him. there's a lot of stereotypes involved and idc its all for fun!

obviously frat life in korea is not... at all... like this LOL

down the hatch is like my heeseung fic which is like my winwin fic from 2018. i liked writing little moments instead of a drawn out story because im kinda brainless to write a whole plot, so captain's log was my first real attempt at that lol.

and yeah i gave into the asks and replies asking for a part 2 - had to do it for The People, you know? - and while i dont regret that decision, it was hard lol and i do kinda enjoy the idea of a one and done. leave it up to everyone else about what they think happens.

here's what i imagine tho: this y/n and sunghoon dont last LOOOL jk Or y/n joins a sorority and they become this iconic couple?!

here's what i was proud about though: jake and riki are so fuckin goofy, and yunjin ... i love a chaotic bestie like her!

i made sunghoon too fuckin smooth at times and then an absolute secondhand embarrassment king which i think really encapsulates him.

i was going to write the last section of DTH to actually containt smut but then i remembered idk how to write it i can only read it 🗿 so i stopped. plus i like fluff so much.

anyway. it’s taking every bone in my body to not write a frat story for the rest of the hyung line…. so that led me to at least satiate myself with a headcanon post….

but also… thinking about … txt as frat boys ….

#em thoughts #em rambles #behind the fic #sunghoon x reader #fic: cl #fic: dth

[baekhvuns]

Ok so i think it's mostly a blur but now tht i think abt i found you thru twt as well. Interesting story, bcz i had no idea what twt was used for??? plus i had no social presence whatsoever, i still don't. So a few of my frnds suggested me to download a few apps like insta 💀 I didn't hv it back then, twt and Snapchat. So currently I only have the last two apps, where I don't do nothing, just scan the world arnd me 😭 like IDC abt the posts or streaks or whtv. I'm a grandmother ok?

BUT as I made an acct on twt i was scrolling thru things and YK the thing where they ask ur interests, so i just clicked on kpop AND specifically went for ateez. And in a few moments I saw so many twts BUT one of them caught my eye. Idk but someone had linked your fic there and it was lnfila. I was enchanted by the moodboard 🤧🤧 it was pretty. So then I was like how about we give this a try and i found out ur official acct is on Tumblr. So i shot down twt and deleted my account and forever came to settle in Tumblr land 😀 honestly i had thought tht u were one of those writers tht wrote a masterpiece years ago then vanished frm the face of the earth BUUTTTT

I realised u were still active and tht made me so happy 😭 so after reading all those ffs i sent u the submission of my cringey ass review 😭😭 but yeah such a beautiful story right? Anyways, it's raksha bandhan today...AND I GOT SOAN PAPDI AS A GIFT 😭😭 like I just don't like it now dude, as a kid i was obsessed but now it just don't suit my taste buds. But the urge I'm having to ship those boxes to South Korea 😞 for a special someone.

And NOOO YOU'RE SO RIGHT IT'S ALWAYS JK AND TAEHYUNG AND THE THUMBNAILS 😭😭 GOD THE THUMBNAILS-

OHH OK so I read ur songs reccs AND DAMN BRO THOSE PLAYLISTS THO ✋😭 I hv to re read the fics again. Also, if you had to dedicate one ost for all the hwa fics BUT make them bollywood songs, which ones would you choose?

wait this is such a cute but chaotic find 😭😭😭 no coral media presence? that’s exactly how one should live 🤚🏻 my digital footprint is nonexistent my only achievement <3

LMFAOOOO SO THE MOOD BOARD CAUGHT UR ATTENTION 😭😭😭 and did not know let’s not fall in love was ur first fic by me??? inch resting, LMFAOOO IT WAS FUN READING THEM 😭😭😭 a very beautiful story indeed!! AAAA TO U TOO!! BDMWHDKWHDKS NOT THAT FUCKING THING SEND IT AWAY REGIFT IT REGIFT IT!!! SEND IT TO THAT SOMEONE IN KR,, also apparently there’s some sort of a event happening today ??? that’s not auspicious so they’re asking ppl to tie them early??? sus idk if u heard it but i heard it so im sure u did fbsnbdkvlvkc

AND IM CONVINCED JK HAS READ THEM 😭😭 THERES NO FUCKING WAY HE DIDNT GIGGLE AND SHIT READING THEM BFMWBDM

OOOOO that’s so interesting, will dig into my bollywood playlist rn!!

duke : janam janam? or jashan e bahara for the sakes of royalty <3

just friends : i think i will chose miss aish’s crazy kia re + marjavaan from the movie fashion! + humraah

mafia : jannatein kahan by kk BECAUSE THE OHHHOOOO PARTS FBNWHDKWJK

divorce : raabta for the lyrics 😭😭

khronus : main yahaan hoon from veer zaara THE LYRICS FIT LIKE A DRESS

bodyguard : teri meri reprise version HOW CAN I NOT + love is a waste of time from pk for the fun moments + tum se hi??? yes.

rewrite the stars : ilahi + hawayein ??? and the new srk one form jawan i think it’s called challeya??? yeah, all the trip sound tracks + safarnama

bbhwa : tum mile + baby when u talk to me from patalia house 😭😭😭 do u rmr that movie 😭😭

#✉️ : ask #[ rosesapphiremysticalrose ]

[munamania]

16, 23, 25

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc.)

this'll quickly get into petty territory ok let's see. well so i think in general the cookie cutter fandom trope tendencies suck absolute ass and take all the fun out of actually playing with character dynamics and like. analyzing them idk!!! like it's BORING not everyone fits into. golden retriever/black cat dumb/smart fucking. idk you get it. you're taking away what's compelling and unique abt individual people and stories and writing. i think people did that to robin and nancy a bit and it made me want to scream and turned me away from the fandom quicker cause they were the last part of s4 i found myself caring abt. and let me just say this. it's like people are so goddamn annoying in general about gay ships and i wont pretend like ppl are just cool and great about gay male ships but like. at least SO many people get into them that you're bound to get some actually interesting content. it's fucking bleak out here for the lesbians when people just immediately try to slot them into top/bottom etc dynamics. and don't engage with them as separate characters at all. defining women by their relationships except theyre both women(ish) so you're just making them uninteresting overall. sorry ik it's not that serious esp when the majority of the fans of lesbian ships are queer girls. anyway then they dont even engage with het relationships or the people that do are ppl are like. genuinely cishet and i'd not... interact w them on here idk lol. also i ended up getting pissy about bi steve bc ppl were so anti nancy being anything but hyperheterosexual when to ME, formerly dykenance, she had the markings of a lesbian. she had a very clearly sorta close tense jealous etc friendship and she gets NONE of the love. idc actually abt bi steve like it's fine wider fandom just pissed me off. we all know this.

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

ummm i dont think i've been super anti anything personally let me think. ummmm. idk why i can only think of st this is absurd i dont even engage with that much anymore. like i guess jonathan and steve i used to not care about but now im like yeah sure kings. why not. oh also faberry lol. cause rachel used to annoy me too much but now im like well in her own committed dream annoying teen girl way she was kinda hilarious... and i think they were in weird lesbian love and that was lost along the way but in my heart they rekindled after high school maybe. at some point. like quinn came to one of her big shows... idc

25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

i think b*lers need to just have fun with their ship and not care about canon that much. like yes yeah gay rep etc whatever but u dont even seem like you're having fun u just want to be right. anyway. GENERALLY it's fucking hilarious to me when people bring up idk media literacy and -coding and etc but it's very evident that they have not ever ever taken a film class in their life or. engaged with media analysis outside of fandom contexts. babes dont try to just use words to sound smart. also again generally stop just advertising or criticizing a show based on Gay Representation. also don't complain about female characters not being well written when u dont engage with them regardless over any possible man that you can. sorry just complaining abt the same shit over and over. ME hi im the problem it's me. jk im not wrong

let me be a haterrrr <3

#certifiedhaterdyke era #asks #long post

[threeletterslife]

Heyyy ms. chana !! ✨im not ded✨and I definitely haven’t lost interest in LoD !! uni just got me on a chokehold for a bit but now i finally have the time to savor every chapter of LoD🥰

BUT i couldn’t help myself okay?? I speed read (sped read?) chapter 14 and i got some theories brewing. Mr. i-saw-you-once-upon-a-dream is definitely jkayyy~ AND IM SO EXCITED FOR HIS CHARACTER

OKAY, so in the dream general min read about, i thinkk

- y/n’s origins are still unknown

- but we know she can wield fire now (solarian trait)

- But she always had that necklace (that was probably gifted to her by jk) and we know darlaeans use those stones to cast their spells (but how old, when and how do darlaeans get their stones?)

- and i think I remember my previous theory was that she was either from solaria that somehow ended up in darlae (bc she was thinking that hana seemed familiar & in the masterlist, the darlaean arc is “where we came from”)

- OR she might be from this ancient clan where solarian and darlaean powers & people were not separate and something big might’ve happened for their divide

- Soooo, in their argument

- I think maybe y/n discovered what happened in the past before the war/what caused the war

- Maybe she told jk that were never supposed to be enemies or that SHE was originally a solarian

- And he was probably outraged? disgusted by the idea?

- and maybe she told him this crazy idea that they should try communicating with the solarians to stop the war and direct their efforts to a bigger goal

- Which ofc he thought was absurd and he was probably really against her plan of infiltrating the solarian camp HERSELF

- And MAYBE he was even more enraged that she presented it to their “council” before telling him (and if their council existed, it might depend on who’s in it bc i think she would’ve hidden her real motives and said she’s doing it so they can sabotage the solarians from the inside if it had darlaeans who aren’t that keen to make peace with/cooperate with the enemy)

- maybe he eventually acquiesced to her plan or she did it anyway defying him (i think he’s also the darlaean general) and just went with the plan bc she’s there already

- tho im still not sure if the whole amnesia thing was part of the plan or not

- maybe it WAS part of the plan but it might’ve lasted longer than they/she planned bc i think those codes were to trigger her memories. And when the darlaeans/whoever was sending her the codes figured she still hasn’t remembered, they repeated the codes. (+ taehyung was smiling at her when he was taken as a prisoner but stopped when he realized she [still] didn’t remember him)

Or idk, for all we know jk was upset y/n drank his banana milk and jk threatened to eat her chocolate 🤷‍♀️

does y/n even like chocolate🤔

does chocolate even exist in their world🤔

Idc, i love me some chocolate💕

Wew, i’ll think more about it when i get to read the previous chapterss. That is all for now👀 but i shall return !! As always, thank you for the awesome story, ms. chana and take care💗!!

omg hello hello!! <3

these theories???? i am IN AWE. they are so detailed and interesting and so, so ASTUTE????? i obviously can't confirm nor deny any of them, but i like the way you're thinking!! (like you literally deadass wrote NOTES)

i imagined you with the red string and pin tacks and detective board and connecting the dots the whole time LOL i am literally so impressed. you need to definitely come back to this after the first few acts are posted and see how many of your theories were true!!!

also the part with the banana milk and chocolate. i relate. i love. i feel. we all love us some chocolate

so glad that you sent such an extensive list of amazing theories!!! i enjoyed walking through all of them :)))) literally thank you for sending me this because this surely made my day!!

#ask #yunkichiee #lod #legends of darlaria

[walkerrenee]

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#fuck it #i have a separate lit main literature blog but im only ever logged into one account of the other and i forget they both exist #so this is becoming a lit blog now #the hp content is dry af anyways #with good reason ig bc fuck jk rowling #but #yeah #im rambling #i think i'll keep the user? im kinda attached #but i also have a canon one for my lit blog from trc #and like if i use that one then less creds to jk ya know #i dont KNOW #i'll figure it out #this is also an excuse to finally reblog 1D/solo content oop #bc i do that on my lit blog #aNYGAYS #SORRY IF YOU DONT WANT TO FOLLOW A LIT BLOG BUT IDC LOVE YOU

[mysterydisposition]

interview tag! ✨

the rules are to answer questions and tag some blogs you are contractually obligated to know better :)

i was tagged by @superhero-bastards, @benhargreevesapologist, & @alexisrosemullens yay thank you all :) 

gender: Woman 

star sign: Taurus!

height: 5′5″ (or like, 165 cm???maybe?? idk man) 

time currently: 10:22 pm

birthday: May 4th

favorite band/group(s): Fall Out Boy, 5SOS, P!atd, LITTLE MIX!!!!, 

favorite solo artist(s): SO MANY: Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Lennon Stella, Madison Beer, Machine Gun Kelly, FLETCHER, Carlie Hansen, Charolette Lawrence, I love music I love them all there are no favorites

song stuck in your head: Afterparty by Abigail Barlow 

last show you binged: binged?? Maybe Derry Girls? It’s been a while since i’ve binged anything

when you created your blog: like... June? last year? lol

last thing you googled: juicy lucy restaurant minneapolis lol

other blogs: uhhhh tbh i have other ones but idk their names or how to log in so (:

why i chose my URL: random word generator :) it fits me well though (if by well means complete opposite as i share literally everything about myself to strangers) 

how many people are you following: 67

how many followers do you have: 27

average hours of sleep: according to my sleep app, 7-8 ish?

lucky number: SO! I love numbers. I will list them in order of best to worst: 3, 4, 9, 1, 5, 7, 8, 0, 2, 6 :) More accurately: BEST NUMBERS: 3, 4, 9 (mainly bc it’s 3x3); GOOD NUMBERS: 1, 5, DECENT NUMBER: 7; NEUTRAL NUMBERS: 8, 0; TERRIBLE NUMBERS: 2, 6

(recently discovered when talking to a tinder match that a lot of these line up with the beginning of pi, which I memorized a chunk of in 6th grade so this might be the subconscious reason why)

instruments: piano, played clarinet in school but.. doubt i would know how anymore

favourite food: burgers? 

favourite song: I always say To Build A Home by the Cinematic Orchestra for all time, but my favorite in the moment is Afterparty by Abigail Barlow 

dream trip: literally everywhere I want to see everywhere :(

what i am currently wearing: uhhh sweatpants/joggers/thingys and a sherpa type thingy 

dream job: this is gonna be a wack thing to say but realistically a brain surgeon, unrealistically a singer/musician

nationality: American

#me #mine #tag game #interview tag game #this was fun #who's going to read this? no one but idc #I talk to myself when i write anyways so this was just a ramble to me #hope anyone who does read this likes my ramble about numbers though #yes i'm very specific about them and they are cummulative #also i really wanna write music now someone teach me how to know what chords do what #love yall #night night #jk im not going to bed