#jk jk the issue was adorable I'm happy for them

[qcomicsy]

THERES NO WAY BERNARD GAVE TIM A NECKLACE WITH HIS INITIAL IN IT

#fucking early 2000's nightmare #THIS IS SO FUCKING CHEESY #'gays have such good sense of style' uh huh explain them two #gay rights except for tim and his corny ass boyfriend #troy bolton variant #jk jk the issue was adorable I'm happy for them #Bernard disown your own parents the both suck ass #timbern #Tim Drake: Robin #Tim Drake #Bernard Dowd #q rambles #q talks comics #can't believe i have to say that but do not sexualize any of them under this post

[dangerous-advantage]

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[Image ID: A four-by-four alignment chart on a white background with text descriptions to the left and to the top of the squares.

The top left description reads, "seems like they'd be good at parenting." The top right description reads, "seems like they'd be bad at parenting."

Then, from the top down, to the left of the squares, the other set of descriptions reads: "excellent child rearing instincts," and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Each of the four squares contains an image of a different character. At the top left is an image of Lan Wangji of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the descriptors "seems like they'd be good at parenting," and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the top right square sits an image of Wei Wuxian, also of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the junction of "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the bottom left square is an image of Xie Lian from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the square with the captions, "seems like they'd be good at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Finally, in the bottom left square, sits an image of Hua Cheng from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the junction between "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life". /End ID]

#look ok #i see all the cute little fics with xl and hc talking about becoming parents and etc etc #and that's cute! that's adorable!! let them be happy!!! #but. you have to admit ok. hualian need to work through their own problems #like c'mon. xl picks up like AT LEAST three kids in the book and then proceeds to forget about one on his shelf for a while #just kinda. stands judgmentally with his hands on his hips about guzi and qi rong (it's really funny though don't get me wrong) #and after finally re-capturing lang ying he's like 'i'm gonna guardian you!' and then a whole bunch of shit happens and uh well #ly turns out to be the ghost of some kid xl traumatized 800 years ago come back for vengeance (L) #which means xl traumatized him multiple times lmao #we aren't even touching qi rong and lang qianqiu which YES i know the latter wasn't xl's fault and i am fully aware that the situation with #qi rong is and was complicated. BUT. come ON man can these poor kids never catch a break? the one kid he DIDN'T accidentally traumatize #turned out to be obsessively in love with him so like maybe this is for the best? #anyway i also just don't think they'd be... genuinely interested in a commitment like that? like hc would go along with anything xl wants #but he doesn't seem the type to be interested in kids (he's mostly just interested in xl) #xl isn't off the hook either ok #people bring up hc's treatment of e'ming but xl isn't exactly a saint to ruoye. i dont blame the guy he's got a lot on his mind #but he's also very.... absent #plus with the responsibilities of their respective positions all their extra time is like. spent on eachother jk? #this isn't to say xl doesn't *like* kids or anything i just don't think he would want to be a full-time parent lmao #also they DEFINITELY have their own issues with themselves as kids and i'm afraid that might translate into like. parenting #meme #tgcf #mxtx meme #tgcf meme #xie lian #hua cheng #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan

[a-random-weeb]

Hii!! I was wondering if you write for Ranpo! ^^ It’s totally alright if you don’t, but if you do, could you do bsd men (Dazai, Ranpo, Kunikida, or anyone else you want!! <3) x Reader who acts silly and goofy 9/10 times, but when they get angry they make it everyone’s problem. Then like after 5 minutes they’re perfectly fine.

(P.s sorry if it’s a lil specific lol!)

-☘️✨

I totally can write for ranpo, I'm afraid of making him too ooc which is why I haven't written for him, but I will certainly try! :)

Back in middle school I had this almost exact problem, except I wasn't goofy and silly 9/10 times, it was more of I was still goofy and silly, but would lash out randomly at people, it wasn't fun. I still have slight anger issues, but it's not as bad as in middle school.

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Kunikida:

•He loves how cute and happy you are

•Hes so confused when you lash out and then act like nothing happened

•He confronts you about it and you tilt your head like like happened

•Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss ✨

•(JK JK)

•You're actual response was explaining to him that you had slight anger issues sometimes and you might lash out

•Although might lash out would be an understatement

•He's a bit concerned for you at first, but then eventually realizes it's normal for you

•one minute you're filled with sunshine, next minute you're punching a kid in the face and then back to normal

•This confuses him further

•He doesn't want to scold you for being angry, but he can't help himself (it's kunikida, c'mon)

{I couldn't think of much else for him)

𐦍༘⋆ֶָ֢☪︎ ִ ࣪ 𐦍 ☾ ִ ֶָ֢𖤓ཐིཋྀ𐦍༘⋆ֶָ֢☪︎ ִ ࣪ 𐦍 ☾ ִ ֶָ֢𖤓ཐིཋྀ𐦍༘⋆ֶָ֢☪︎ ִ ࣪ 𐦍 ☾ ִ ֶָ֢𖤓ཐིཋྀ𐦍༘⋆ֶָ֢☪︎ ִ

Dazai:

•He thinks you're entertaining to watch prance around, he thinks you're just so, absolutely adorable!

•He's a little shocked the first time you lash out

•But he soon finds it to be amusing

•He would never have guessed that you have a hidden anger though

•He always laughs a little when you immediately go back to normal

•You're confusing, but cute none the less

•He night start teasing you about getting angry

•Hed definitely tease you while you're angry, just to see how far he can go with extending your anger

•He never goes far enough for it to be a fight though

•Hed kind of hate when you get mad at him though

•Hed also low-key fear you 😭

•Dazais immediate reaction is also just to hug you, and it always helps calm you down

•He probably cuddles you for a while after your done with your little 'tantrum' as he calls them

•He always thinks the pout on your face is too cute when he calls them tantrums

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Ranpo:

•He's incredibly shocked to say the least

•He would've never guessed you would lash out so much

•Hes a very good detective, and he was sure you'd be more on the calmer side

•Even worse when you pretend nothing happened

•Hws never seen you do something like this

•He asks you about it and you just shrug, saying you lash out sometimes

•Now he's a little scared you'll lash out at him while he's clinging to your side

•He still clings anyway

•He's glad when you he finds out you don't lash out often though

•He tries not to do anything to piss you off, you're scary when your angry

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#bsd x you #bsd fluff #dazai osamu #dazai x reader #bsd dazai #atsushi x reader #atsushi nakajima #bungou stray dogs atsushi #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #atsushi bsd #akutagawa bsd #Akutagawa #akutagawa x reader #bungo stray dogs akutagawa #Bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #BSD skk

[ahundredtimesover]

Wow that was some heavy emotional heartbreak in that chapter! I feel like there is an elephant sitting on my chest right now. My heart just hurts that bad for two fictional characters. It's just a testament to how much emotion you create with your stories. The best stories take you on an emotional roller coasters, and that's exactly what yours is doing.

I did not see that back story coming! It makes more sense now why she wants to leave so badly. JK really didn't have a choice but to let her go. This story is kind of like that famous line that goes something like if you love someone let them go, and if they come back to you, they were meant to be yours. That's what will happen with the two of them here. He even says it one of the lines. That he'll let her go to find her own happiness, and if she comes back to him, that means she chose to be with him. By convincing her to stay in the company, it's not her choice to be with him. She's not being given any other choice that way. She has to want him on her own. And him too. He has to want her outside of just needing her to be his assistant. They need to be more to each other than what the job allows them to be.

I really hope Mr. Ri gets his chance to be with OC's mom. If OC and JK can get their "second" chance, I hope Mr. Ri does too. He's such a great character, and I've really come to adore him. I hope that when the story ends, he also gets his happy ending.

I'm assuming there will be some kind of time jump coming up in the next chapter. I would imagine it would take maybe a few years for her to find what she's looking for and make her ready to come back to him. It certainly can't happen in a few months. I'm curious to see if they stay in touch after she leaves, or if there is just a complete break between them until she's ready to find him again. The real question is will JK have gone back to his playboy persona again. Can he stay celibate while he's waiting for her? I hope so, because that would just prove to her how much he cares for her. And will she stay celibate? So many questions I can't wait to find out the answers to!

Hiii ugh, I love it when you guys cry but I always hope you feel better right after. 🥹 I cried writing this chapter, too, especially the narration of the past, so I'm happy to know that the emotions I felt are also being felt by the readers.

I've been hinting that connection from the beginning! You might spot them after another read through hehe but true, it was just so important for OC to do this for herself. Imagine having to carry that burden... And she didn't even expect to like him! Like she said, she wasn't supposed to care that much. We at least have a JK who understands why she's doing it, but sometimes the best decisions don't make us happy (right now). And that' just how life goes. Like you said, it has to be their choice, an idea that I emphasise moving forward bc choice is what OC didn't feel she's ever really had, so if she stayed for JK, she's essentially letting him take that away from her this time. It's just not a good start.

I love the love for Mr. Ri! I absolutely enjoy creating characters like this. There's so much wisdom and pain and I just like the idea of how he's family to both OC and JK. 😌😌

Hmm interesting take about the way forward. I'd say that learning to heal and finding their happiness is important but like a lovely friend pointed out, they aren't together... They just admitted their feelings but there's nothing else beyond that. Whatever feelings they have for each other haven't fully developed yet, so they don't even know what happiness with each other looks like. Sure they have their own issues, but they’re issues that intensified bc they’ve been dealing with them in their own.

Just a thought, bc this seems to be a popular take! And my answer would be... things will be happy but they won't be perfect. There are also plans for season 2, so there’s that!

Thank you so much for reading! Been enjoying reading all of your lovely thoughts 💕💕

#mimianswers #fic: iwyts

[personasintro]

Hey mimi

Firstly I wanted to say, thank you for the update on MH. 54 is personally my favourite chapter in this book. It’s probably because the characterisation of both jk and y/n’s behaviour for the situation is so candid. It’s literally what I would have done if I was actually in y/n’s place. I’m too petty at times and the big wall of ego when I feel I’m not at fault is very hard to crack.

There’s just so much going on by the end of 54 that I have so many scenarios in my mind. But by the end of this trip, I truly hope jk and y/n sort this issue out. Wouldn’t want our girl feeling miserable throughout a trip she’d looked forward to for weeks…..

And amidst all the angst, I couldn’t help but be in awe with Joon-Maya’s relationship. They are so adorable!!

Also, I don’t know if this has already been discussed before, but when you mentioned y/n’s family, I realised that we know very little of it. Wondering if Jungkook also knows her parents and interacts with them just like she does with his?

I’m sorry for the long post. Don’t want to take too much of your time. You’re truly a talented author for being able to make us feel so tight-knit with the storyline. Totally in love with MH and shall patiently wait for 55. Much love❤️

I'm so glad you enjoyed it and omg, it's your favorite chapter so far??? 🥺

You're right! It's funny because I can be a petty bitch too, I can totally relate to her in this sense. The thing is that she realizes it too, she knows she's being petty and childish, but she just can't help herself because emotions overcome her. I'm like that too sometimes. Anyway, she is petty among other things and jk knows that. It's one of the reasons why he got so annoyed with her.

Her family is not important for the storyline, so I decided to not put that much time and thought into it. In a way, I thought it would be cool if anyone just put their own imagination to it. I kinda left that open. But I'd say he knows her parents, talked to them over the phone but y/n's relationship to jk's parents is closer. With y/n's parents their relationship is more casual. They know him, know that he's their daughter's best friend and overall, they're happy she has him.

Thank you for this kind feedback! <3

#ask #ask: mutual help

[anotherdayinchuckletown]

Max Shaw Headcanons (General + Relationship)

(tw: mentions of drug use, alcohol, and child abuse)

General

First of all, Max is short for Maxwell. Gets so flustered when someone refers to him by his full name.

Nine years younger than Al. He was what some would call a "happy accident."

He was always really outgoing and energetic, ever since he was little. When he took his first steps, he didn't walk, he RAN.

He has ADHD (no, I'm not projecting shhh). Didn't do very well in school, but not because he wasn't smart, he just couldn't remember to get his assignments in on time. Favorite subject was English (he actually really enjoys reading), least favorite was math.

Was the favorite child. He got his fair share of beatings from his father, especially when he would fall behind in school, but Al definitely took the brunt of it as the elder brother.

MOMMA'S BOY. Took her death when he was twelve extremely hard. Things started going downhill after that for him; he acted out more, and she wasn't around to defend him from his father, and Al could only do so much. He started getting "punished" more frequently.

Started shoplifting cigarettes from corner stores when he was fourteen. Weed came a little later, around seventeen.

The Big One (cocaine) started in college. He was there on a track scholarship, but he got caught with it during his senior year and lost the funding. Unfortunately had to drop out as a result.

Heavy drinker, but not enough for it to be an issue. Partial to whiskey (he thinks it's classy) and shitty frat boy beers. VERY insecure about his slight beer gut.

Found Samson on the side of the road in Durango one day, adopted him on the spot. Loves that dog with all his heart.

As y'all know, I hc that Max also has supernatural gifts. He has dreams similar to Gwen, but he just thinks they're your run-of-the-mill night terrors. Uses the coke partially to stay awake so he doesn't experience them.

Really, truly loves his brother. Secretly worries about him a lot, hates the fact that he spends all that time alone in their childhood home with those creepy masks their father collected. Part of him is so scared that Al resents him for getting the better end of the deal in their upbringing, he just wants so badly to be a good brother I'm gonna make myself cry oh my god

Relationship

This man falls in love FAST and HARD. Don't smile at him too kindly, or he'll start imagining your lives together.

Because he gets attached so easily, he unfortunately gets taken advantage of pretty often. 80% of his money troubles is his tendency to attract unsavory women looking for a meal ticket.

He's bi, he just doesn't know it.

If you're in a committed relationship with him, he will not shut up about you. To anyone. Ever. He's pulling pictures of you out of his wallet to show people, he can't help it, he's just so proud of you!!

He will really want you to get along with his brother, so RIP to you I guess (jk, Al would tolerate you for Max's sake, but you better not make one wrong move)

Love language is gifts and physical touch.

Always buying you extravagant gifts he probably can't really afford like jewelry and fancy dinners and such, no matter how much you tell him not to. He wants to spoil you!!

Also, constantly touching you in some form or fashion. Walking down the street? He's either holding your hand, or has an arm around your waist. Sitting down on the couch? He and Samson are BOTH all over you.

Speaking of Samson, will be jealous if you cuddle his dog more than him. Make him jealous, he's adorable when he pouts.

One of his favorite pastimes is snuggling up on the couch and watching a movie with you. What kind? Doesn't matter, he's not picky!!

Musicals? He's practically out of his seat during the songs. Romance? Man's not afraid to cry. Horror? He'll say he's protecting you by wrapping his arms around you, but he's pretty much crawling into your lap before long.

Overall, best trainwreck clingy boyfriend, 10000/10

#max shaw #the black phone 2022 #the black phone #max shaw x reader

[taegularities]

Rid you're crazyyyyyyyyyyy

just finished cmi11 IM FUCKING CRYING holy shit that was so good oh god

first of all the conversation between oc and her mom made me cry so hard- it hit home for me, as a girlie with mommy issues, that part felt so real to me. Oc's courage to stand up for herself like that and tell her how much she hurt her own daughter is something i dont have in me. It broke my fucking heart, that yearning feeling, i cant believe you put that specific feeling into words rid [are u part of the mommy issues community as well🧐 or are u just that amazing, a true fucking artist (i saw that anon calling you the beyonce of ff and i agree 100%)] idk how to describe my feelings rn, that part definitely left a mark in my heart, ill never forget it

second the domesticity in these two dorks oh my goddddd they're driving me crazy, theyre so cute and in love and im in love with them and i want to cry bc i want what they have but bc irl men suck the hopeless romantic in me is gonna have to live through fanfics for the rest of my life and that makes me fucking miserable but bless the fanfic gods like you that keep my soul alive, idk what id do without you

lastly that scareeeeee oh god like i knew itd be a negative but it had my heart beating out of my ass (idk if thats a phrase) but the way they handled it oh god, the emotionsssssss the fears and insecurities, just reminded me that theyre human, even if theyre the most fucking adorable characters ever, theyre still human and i loved seeing such nuance. You really are doing an amazing job rid, not only writing the story, scenes and dialogue, but also the way you write these characters in such depth, its so fucking refreshing to see.

i want to kiss your beatiful head that holds your beautiful brain, seriously ive never ever been so enchanted by a piece of writing before (and i read so much fanfiction its like an addiction) you are by far my strongest fix. For real tho, your writing, and particularly cmi has touched me deeply and I'll never ever forget it. So thank you

Rest assured and stop doubting yourself bc youre seriously incredible and so fucking talented. Now rest up and take care of yourself, i imagine its not easy to birth such work (i mean 36k you monster, i loved every second of it but damn girl take a break before you burn your brain out) but no srsly i hope youre eating well, sleeping well and doing things that make you happy and relaxed. You deserve all the best of this world rid🫂🩷

sincerely ~ 🐼✒️anon

panda hi hello oh my gosh, sorry for being late, but you mentioned so many important things, so i wanted to take my time HELLO!! never stop sending these lovely af reviews 🥺

i know... she really is inspiring bc the courage to stand up against someone you feared for so long is admirable. i'm part of both the mommy and daddy issues community even though it's gotten a lot better lol like i wonder why it's such a recurring theme in my fics 🤣 i'm so sorry you could relate to oc :( but i'm glad you liked the scene so much.

and ahhh the domesticity 🤧 it's been so so fun and relaxing to write!! real life romance can be hard to find, yeah :') so i guess writing these scenes and chapters has been extra cathartic (although it drives me crazy, too — the next chapter has been making me so jejfhdjjsgd), but here's to finding a cmi jk irl soon :') much more to come!!!🕯️

the scare was one hell of a ride 🥺 i cried a lot!! and even i have been realising lately that i sometimes try to make my characters flawless, but that's actually not what i wanna go for. i always snap out of it and then try to make them flawed bc they're human, and i think the cmi couple, despite how endearing they are, is definitely vv flawed :') thank you for pointing that out 🥺

your strongest fix?? girl PLEASE ILL CRY 😭💔 i love you so much, you're so sweet for saying that and seeing me in such a way, pls i want you here forever <3 i rested a lot after cmi11! but ngl, cmi11.5 almost burned me out ksjdhehd gonna rest even more after that hehe. tyssssm, i hope you're well and healthy and i appreciate you so much for your kindness, reassurances and love for this series/me. love you so much 🤍

#MWAH see you tonight<3 #notes for rid 🌹 #🐼✒️ anon #fic: colour me in

[foxymoxynoona]

Hi hi helloo this is me catching up on almost a month of content 🤪🤪

Like Fallen Leaves: honestly I’m in love??? Lowlander JK and Mishka in a domestic scenario are always the best. They are so comforting😭 and funny as hell “let’s knock on the door until he answers” had me rolling on the floor. And him going insane about her cleaning when she shouldn’t LOL. “You never even think about cleaning and you want to do it now?” Is the most relatable thing ever. Go Mishka go✊🏻.

TKAK: THE BUNNYYYY POOR BABY. Not gonna lie, I held onto my tit and hissed in pain when I read how Lettie scratched Nasimiyu’s boobs. OUCH. Dulce being a sweetheart? Okay??? I love that. “Are you this worried about the ones you kill?” I KNOOOW I SHOULD FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS BUT THIS SO BADASS I KIND OF DIG THAT. And Namjoooooon I feel like you write him so differently in every story but there is some underlying traits that are always there (aka the clumsiness, we stan). Oh and, as opposed to TMWC, I can see a clear way of how things could change between Jin and Nasimiyu but she is sooooo focused on her plans, definitely not easily persuaded. By the way, I already know this story will be one of those I’ll have to read again in one go once it’s over, it’s gonna be wiiild.

Flux: I absolutely adore how Sasha was so calm and understanding to jungkook about the drugs and then first line of the next chapter is her freaking the fuck out LOL that is so relatable. Also the Sasha and Michele scene😭😭😭 but something more important: the Namjoon of this universe is really getting on my nerves. I’m sorry I understand his point of view and everything but fuuuuuck I would like to yell at him. Michele is right, he was wrong telling her about the chlamydia, people should stop assuming other people know stuff it only generates drama😫. Maybe it’s silly to say but I feel like Nam and Michele’s relationship is the extension of Jk and Sasha’s. They are indeed the mother and father and of the youngsters lol. And most importantly: the enlistment talk??? My heart skipped a beat when I read that, I was like “oh shit here we go again😫”. I suppose it’s a political topic so I won’t get into it (and I also haven’t done enough research to say something about it anyway lol) but I don’t like to think about it🤪🤪 like all issues in life, let’s make them go away by ignoring them🤪✌🏻

TMWC: OKAY CHAPTER 5 IS THE REASON I’M GOING INSANE. I’m sooooo curious on how this is going to end. Realistically speaking, this kind of situation has a 99.3% chance of ending tragically soooo should I prepare the Kleenex? Is this the part in which I realize I’ve been asking for a tragic ending but you were secretly planning one all along, sitting at your desk saying “oh that would be so sad” while sipping your tea with an evil smirk Cersei Lannister-style? Just so you know I WAS JOKING NO SAD ENDING WE LOVE LOVE AND FLOWERS AND HAPPY STUFF. Basically we are just waiting for her to sloooowly realize she’s in love with him too? Let’s put this boy out of his misery😭 I’m dying at how he’s such a fuckboy, mr. girlfriends-are-not-for-me and then proceeds to think the most romantic scenarios and gestures (my friends would say that this is exactly me, and I will forcefully deny it until the very end).

Sorry for the long ass ask, you got rid of me for a bit of time so it’s time to come back and annoy you some more😖

🌸

OMG a novel. This is basically longer than Les Mis 😂 😂 

TKAK is going to keep getting wilder and wilder. I'm really hoping there will come a point where people have enough pieces to start making predictions for how it' sgoing to go because that's always so fun, but we'll see, it's also hard to pull that off haha. But I'm going to try! I'm really having fun wiht it, I think there's going to be some enjoyable stuff in the next few chapters. The story is going to be such an interesting blend of hard and soft, like Meadow was.

For Flux, Maxi basically says this too, but the drug confession was in the perfect space for Sasha to handle it externally so well but inwardly be freaking the fuck out about what it could mean because she knows so much. BUT at least it's totally outside of the space of jealousy! I don't think you're alone in feeling that way about Michele and Namjoon; Sasha even kind of asked that lol.

TMWC: I mean there's only one way for this story to end happily for every single character lol but the requests for that storyline I think for THIS story would only ever amount to a non-canon oneshot 😉

It's good to hear from you again! I know I"m not the only one who has missed having you around 🥰 🥰 

#🌸anon #flux #tmwc #lowlander #tkak

[taetaespeaches]

Hello! I don't know if this has been asked here already but, in the bangtan longterm couple; who are the biases of the gfs in svt? and what are their mans reaction every time they talk about or see (if they were given a chance) svt in the company? While scrolling, I saw several svt asks here so might as well shoot my shot haha

I can't remember if I actually answered this for each girl or if I only answered it for some of them lol so I'm going to answer it now and if it clashes with anything else I posted before, no it doesn't <3

Poopsie: Seokmin. She would just think he's adorable

Jin would be chill about it. Would honestly probably introduce them at some point bc he knows Poopsie would be so happy about it.

Kid: Wonwoo. I just get a vibe, idk

Yoongi would also be really chill. Like he knows his girl is wrapped around his finger. And he also knows Wonwoo is a super chill dude so like they're just vibing all around. Kid would probably be like "aren't you jealous of how I just lost my shit meeting Wonwoo?" and Yoon would be like "no, you probably just scared the life out of him, you had no chill"

Petal: Jeonghan. She would like that slyness he has lol, she would relate to him

Hobi would also be chill lol. Everyone is chill! I think Petal might get a bit nervous meeting Jeonghan and Hobi would think it's really adorable but would tease her by being like "you were so sweet to him! Why were you so mean to me when we first met?!"

Daisy: Seungkwan. She loves his humor and voice

Namjoon would just make jokes about how he's just as good of a singer before belting out purposefully bad like he does lol. To which he would then also be like "see, I'm just as funny too"

Dear: Hansol. She would like his rapping and would also just think he's cool

Jimin also loves Hansol so he would simply understand lol. If Dear met Hansol Jimin's probably flirting with Hansol and Dear is the one that's like hold up, what the fuck are you doing?

Peaches: Minghao. I think she would really like his emotional intelligence and overall outlook on life

Tae would be setting up a meeting for sure. He would get a little jealous if they got along really well but he'd keep it to himself and would just be really happy that Peaches is happy

Holly: Mingyu. Partly bc she just adores the guy but also bc it's so fun to fuck with jk.

JK is the one who actually gets a little jealous lol. The issue would be that Holly and Mingyu would actually be friends (bc of JK btw) so they would interact often and so he would act a little immature every now and then if they got a little too friendly in his eyes- which literally just means Mingyu helped Holly with something minor. Jungkook is annoying but he's cute

#anon #asks #i came up with this on the top of my head so idk maybe i'll change my mind on a few but here it is for now lol #if the girls were talking about their bias a lot the boys might be a bit like okayyyyy that's enough :) but overall they'd be fine lol #longterm-couples #svt

[kanmom51]

JK posted for Jin bday & will probably make a post for V on his bday on IG, maybe the painting V asked for during the feb live, which will send TKK into a frenzy cause JM wanted one too & JK didn't paint him one, nor did JK post for JM bday & admitted he didn't even buy JM a gift. Normally I'd careless about this, but the thing is, why do you think JK stopped doing any kind of public posting about JM the last few years, while JM still posts about JK? I doubt its cause of hate but it seems so odd

Are we fortune tellers now too?

So now we are reprimanding JK not only for his past actions but also for the things he hasn't done?

JK doesn't owe US anything.

If JM is still with him, and obviously happy, then anon, I can assure you that JK is giving him what he needs physically and emotionally. Believe me JM is a big boy, a strong willed man, one that knows how to voice if he isn't getting what he needs.

JK is JK, he always has been. He has his bursts of impulsiveness letting JM and the whole world know he adores JM and that JM is his, but he can also be closed off, standoffish at times (with what he lets us see of him, not with JM).

If we are on the bday issue again, well we have no idea what so ever what JK did or didn't do, what JK did or didn't give JM for his birthday.

JK may or may not post for V's birthday. So what???

I will go as far as telling you this anon: for my birthday I do expect my friends to post on social media. It's fun, it's their recognition of my birthday. But from my life partner I most definitely don't. If they do, it's more for the sake of others rather than me. What I do expect from my partner is a private acknowledgement - a private more intimate blessing. I'm 100% sure JM got that.

What we do know for sure is that JM was super happy. He was happy and shy when JK came running within 60 seconds to be with him in his live, and he also voiced how happy he was when he posted on Twitter later that night.

It's ok to recognize, observe their relationship from afar, whatever they allow us to see, whatever they - both of them - are willing to share with us. We are here to support them and their love.

But we are definitely not here to judge or tell them how to behave within the boundaries of their relationship.

#ask #anon

[tedturneriscrazy]

🎶Knock, Knock, Knockin' On Hooty's Door🎵

I wonder if anything will happen in this episode.🙂

(I say as if I didn't watch the episode twice before going to bed and writing this post)

I don't think I'll ever not be amused by the way Hooty just...does things with his face

Seems like he found a thesaurus at some point

Okay so it's canonically spelled "Hootsifer," good to know

Also, this is really all we get of Lilith, huh?

His little hoot/coo at Lilith's letter❤❤❤

To borrow a meme format: If I had a nickel for every time Alex Hirsch was involved in a show where one of the characters was experiencing pubescent voice cracks, I'd have two nickels, which isn't very much but it's weird that it happened twice

Eda's face🤣

As much as this bit is played for laughs, Eda's clearly still shaken by what happened last episode

Jeez, Luz, priorities /j

Pictured: Hooty

The way King talks about being pelleted implies this is something Hooty does on the regular

Hooty's plan to help King is literally a Buzzfeed quiz? Okay then

Betcha never expected lore from Hooty, eh?

"DO NOT INTERRUPT"

Officially a "type of worm"

The dance being a grievous insult wasn't exactly from nowhere, but still funny nonetheless

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE FUCKING COCCOON

Tiny Nose playing Switch definitely seems to be drawing from Dana's real life experiences

Wait, Hooty and Tiny Nose are friends?

Well shit, turns out she could use magic this whole time. Guess her going Super Saiyan wasn't just the power glyph.

I am extremely skeptical of your medical credentials, TN

I have so many questions about the methodology they used for the blood test(s)

I think Hooty may have misinterpreted what King was looking for

I'm still amazed at how King has had, and continues to have, moments in the show with some of the greatest emotional weight

Ooh, sound powers!

"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CRUMBLE!!!"

It just occurred to me that that segment consisted mostly of Alex Hirsch talking to himself

Hello not-at-all obvious setup

Today I learned that Hooty is the baker of the house. Maybe he'd critique Amity's fairy pie.

Aaaaand there's the sleep inducing

Oh shit

In hindsight the Owl Beast being part of a dream sequence is rather obvious

Wow, Eda, tell us how you really feel about the Owl Beast

Oh we're just gonna ride aboard the Trauma Express today, huh?

Oh, I guess Lilith did make an appearance, after all

Damn, Gwen, not even looking

Oh shit dad issues

Sandy Cohen?! (To anyone who gets that reference, hi. How are your 30s treating you?)

Well, I know who Peter Gallagher voices now, anyway

Oh dear...

(Also, bright flashing lights triggering the curse? There's an epilepsy allegory in here somwhere)

Blood and eye injury? Gotta stretch that Y7 rating

Now we have some context for that look on Eda's face when Lilith mentioned their dad: good old fashioned guilt!

I desparately want to make a "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" joke, but I'm better than that

New memory! Raine!

Oh no...

I get the feeling I'll hate this part, too

They were exes!😢 Guess the fandom called that one

The reasoning for them being exes is understandable, all too real, and goddamn heartbreaking

That said, the fact they never stopped loving each other🥺😢😭

I do hope we can see Raine again under less...traumatic circumstances. Maybe that wedding that was mentioned?

Oh shit, are we getting into the Owl Beast's memories?!?! What a tweest!

Bet nobody expected Cloaked Moonface to show up in the frickin Hooty episode

(Also, holy shit I briefly forgot this was the Hooty episode)

Who is this mysterious cloaked figure? And why are they so tall and long?

So the curse was a sealed beast this whole time. Damn.

And it was just picked up as beach junk to sell as a trinket. So much for it being connected to Belos. (Not that people will stop trying to do so)

Who had "experiencing sympathy for the Owl Beast" on their Bingo cards for this episode? Yeah, me neither.

And here we have the necessary Eda coming to terms with her curse segment. More accurately, Eda and the curse coming to terms with each other.

Goddamnit why does it have to be cute

"It's like sandpaper" IT'S LIKE A CAT I FUCKING CAN'T

Insert Steamed Hams reference here to kill the mood

New transformation!

Oh no she's hot!

No, Hooty, you made it surprisingly much, much better!

She might have a problem pushing people away and holding onto guilt, but Eda always knows that she looks damn good

Oh right, Luz having girl problems. Fuck, so much is happening in this episode!

"Cotton-candy-haired Goddess" LUZ! 🤣

Attuned to other people's emotions = being a fucking creeper

Oh Luz, what happened to you back home?

Also, 99.999% certain Amity would love your cheesiness

That's...rather morbid, Hooty

So much lore development, including the fact the Owl House has a basement

Classic inanimate object silhouette fakeout gag. Subversion in 3...2...1...

There it is!

I can't imagine being pelleted is a fun experience.

Honestly I have so many questions about how Hooty got Amity there in the first place, but I'm not so sure I actually want to know the answers to any of them...

Cue much panicking

Wow, I'm really getting some Into the Bunker flashbacks

Oh this is gonna be amazing isn't it

I commend Luz for not actually dropping dead of embarrassment

Seriously, how can Hooty set all this up so fast yet not hold a pen?!?!?!

Poor Luz, she thinks this is destroying her chances

Meanwhile Amity is just "Oh, Titan, is this actually happening?!"

The way she's fixing her hair!❤

Goddamnit Luz let this play out, she's so clearly into this!

"Again?!" Okay who do I have to kill?

Luz is luzing it

Nooooooo....

JUST TALK FOR FUCK'S SAKE (aka how like 95% of issues in literally any plot could be solved)

Noooo Amity's so heartbroken right now💔

This isn't what either of them wanted!

To be fair, Hooty, Luz had a part in this too. Not that she can be blamed entirely. Poor thing clearly had some awful experiences back home...

Now Hooty is McFucking losing it

Why did I think he was gonna say "Looks like I'm gonna have to JUMP!" I think I've watched too much Homestar Runner (jk there's no such thing)

Those pulsating organs are still gross

Eda swooping in to save her son (No, really, he actually is now)

I'll say things get weird when Hooty gets upset!

Yes, King! Save them with your voice powers!

Damn that is some romantic lighting, and Luz is enjoying the eye candy (cotton candy, if you will)

Luz's reaction to Harpy!Eda is the family-friendly summation of how the fandom has reacted.

Hooty really just tearing up the landscape in remorse

Mother-daughter moment about love life!

I appreciate not just Eda's encouragement but her actually asking Luz what she wanted

God, Eda is best mom

Also, OH FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING?!

OH SHIT

THESE ADORABLY AWKWARD NERDS❤💜💙

"I'm not as cool as you think" could be interpreted as self-deprecating, but here it seems...oddly reassuring?

The way Luz eloquently says how she wants Amity in her future...beautiful❤

Luz making some good faces

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU CUTE DORKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

THERE IT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS

WE WERE LOSING OUR SHIT OVER A PECK ON THE CHEEK THREE WEEKS AGO AND NOW LOOK WHERE WE ARE HOLY FUCK

Awkwardness is still there, but that's to be expected

BET Y'ALL DIDN'T EXPECT THAT TRAILER SHOT TO BE IN THE HOOTY EPISODE HUH

THE WAY LUZ RUBS AMITY'S HAND😭😭😭😭😭

(And yeah, it's gonna still be scary, but only because it promises to be so wonderful)

Let's give it up for Hootsifer, goddamn!

Let'a also appreciate just how fucking funny it is that Lumity becomes official in the Hooty episode

Fus ro WEH!

Hooty actually saying "Luz's new GF" out loud...

In just about any other show the love interests getting together would be a climax/culmination of the entire plot. Here? It's actually used to advance the plot, and that is brilliant!

Dana Terrace and the crew really just knocking it out of the park again and again, huh

"They're adorable, and deserve all the happiness!" Well said, Hootsifer. Well said.

Probably for the best they had Hooty promise that. As much as what happened/progressed, there was a lot of property damage.

OH SHIT ONCE AGAIN

King's dad/relative! And he's voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson!

GODDAMNIT HOOTY

Wow. Just...wow. This episode.

King has voice powers! Harpy!Eda! Lumity are girlfriends for real!!!!

How do you pack so much into a single episode?! And so expertly?!

I had my suspicions before, but this confirms it: The Owl House is the greatest show of all time.

And we have two episodes left until the hiatus! And 11 episodes in the season after that! What are we in for?!?!?!

I, for one, can't wait to find out!

#the owl house #toh hooty #luz noceda #eda clawthorne #king clawthorne #lilith clawthorne #gwendolyn clawthorne #dell clawthorne #raine whispers #amity blight #lumity #toh s2 spoilers #the owl house s2 spoilers #the owl house season 2 spoilers #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers

[kimnjss]

Ok, so I'm glad she realized how she was acting though I'm a little annoyed it took JK admitting he was altering himself and his interactions with her to do so. Like it was beyond clear what she was doing and making things more awkward than necessary, but as long as she knows I'm happy. She very much so needed to realize that she was making it hard to be around her when she refused to be more open and stop using "I'm nervous" as an excuse.

And the whole match thing was adorable and I'm happy she put the annoying girl in her place becauae she was doing too much. Like girl, you not the one up there playing the game so why you acting like they're your accomplishments. Please move along. That's why your boyfriend got his ass whooped.

As for her admitting that, he responded really weird. But also, how does one respond to that? And would an "ok" have been better? Because I feel like she would've felt some kinda way about him just saying that too. And his awkward fumble to tell her he likes her was... awkward. But I see it as him trying to reassure her that he likes her and her being a virgin doesn't change that. That it doesn't change anything for him.

It also kinda put an issue with her on the forefront. She's always too ready to see the worst. To think the worst. She mentioned earlier about being unsure about what part wasn't real for him and kinda doubted the parts he showed were and as someone who has just barely, not really, given him the chance and realized her part in him proving anything it's a problem. She wants to guess what can happen and that's not how it works. So when she said it and he responded like the dork he is, she was already ready to think the worst when nothing he said was bad per se.

Like we need growth in him, but she needs to grow up too. Because even if she didn't end up with JK this would be a problem with anyone else she "gave a chance."

Also... objectified her where?

Also ALSO... YN SLANDER WILL EXIST FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT 😤

it took yoongi being on her case abt it for her to start to notice it nd the fact that jungkook was being all quiet nd careful around her was like the tipping point . like there’s being cautious nd that’s one thing ., but she really wasn’t giving him a chance to breathe when he was around her . constantly worried that he was going to say something wrong nd end up having her upset w him . so he just decided to say nothing . it’s great that she noticed that even though it took her a minute ., bc now they can really start to be comfortable around each other nd get to know each other better . 

the match date !! she’s literally his biggest fan nd not afraid to let him know either . nd don’t even get me started on luna ., she was annoying for no reason bc who even invited her over?? nobody. nd then the boyfriend she thought was so great literally lost to a ‘noob’

jungkook was definitely caught off guard by that nd didn’t know how to respond bc obviously even if it was a big deal to him ., he wouldn’t be an ass abt it in front of them (he’s not exactly like his friends) . but yn was so quick to decide that he was being an ass to her so she was ready to leave . she has a long way to go w getting comfortable w him nd just generally having faith in him when she tells him things . she can’t be w him properly if she’s always ready to assume that what he says is going to be something she doesn’t like . 

he’s really just bad at talking ., his thoughts are bad nd he honestly doesn’t care abt the whole virginity thing he just didn’t know how to communicate it bc he was soo blind sighted by it . 

#asks; 🍒 #jungkook sm au #asks; kez 🍯

[dolphin-enthusiast]

hello my lovely morgy 💌🍄✨ ahhhh i apologize for my lateness today, it was busy and quite stressful in the end, but i'm ok!! sadly this is going to be shorter because i'm exhausted after some events from a few hours ago (plus it's 0:19 here hehe) how are you?? i hope well, oh, and i hope you enjoyed the time at your nonna's house, and if not, at least you're back home!! 🌺💫 (1/4)

"i got checked out and the nice doctors gave me medicines for my illness, so i'm feeling much much better physically!! and i'm so happy that i didn't get stuck in the hospital again!! my lovely neighbor, who was a farmer in his homeland, has a quite sizable vegetable garden that he built last year, and he gave me some of the produce from his first harvest!! i thought that it was such a sweet gesture! (2/4)

i plan on writing a "thank you" letter and making some lovely buccellati for cookies for him!! ahhh i feel that you would love them, since everyone who has tried them always asks for more hehe!! 🌟 oh, and i got to practice my dancing because i haven't since i was last in the hospital,, so i was a teensy bit rusty at first but i soon got back into it 💗 plus, my cats came to cheer me on ☀ (3/4)

i also watched a film with my sis and papa,, it was some action movie about an invasion and it reminded me that for a short time when i was younger, i wanted to join the military!! it sounds really funny to me now since all my health issues would actually exempt me,, i was an ambitious child 🌛 (4/ 4̶ 5)

well, i hope you get enough rest, and take care of yourself!! i'll be back tomorrow with longer writings and lots of love as always 💞 mamma mia,, i almost forgot!!! thanks for looking out for me like always ❤❤❤ - lots and lots and lots and lots and LOTS of love, your adoring waifu 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 ps: oh, we could maybe play minecraft sometime?? 😳😳💓 (5/5)"

Do not fret darling for i myself am once again late at answering ur letter since yesterday evening after i came back from my grandma's (it did go well btw👁️👁️) for the first time in Y E A R S i crashed out of exhaustion like i deadass sleeped from 10 pm to almost 2 fucking pm today which is like a rarity for my insomniac ass fndhdnns but the excessive heat and the fact that i slept like 1 hr and 30 min before i visited my grandma got to me ig🤡👌(fun fact i havent properly slept a full night since i was in 4th grade)

Rant aside, im very happy to hear ur all well and have been able to practice dancing and stuff...i myself was very into learning choreos for some reason when i was little and h o l y s h i t I TOO WANTED TO JOIN THE MILITARY? I ALMOST ENDED UP APPLYING TO A MILITARY SCHOOL 2 YEARS AGO JDUCHDDFBDH we t w i n n i n g darling😳😳😳😳

Im also amazed once again at how ppl always give u stuff but then again why wouldnt they 😩😩😩 im p sure ur cookies r marvelous as well👀👁️👀👁️👀👁️

And one last thing: the final paragraph of ur letter made me w o k e ahdjsjs what if i put my mc bed next to urs...haha jk...u n l e s s?👀

#also once again ur cursed wholesome memes were god tier darlin😳😳 #the confessional #i was acc between schleep and woke when i replied to u then dkdhshsj

[arreisstorm]

Happy RM Day!!!

When it comes to Kim Namjoon the important impact he's had on my life cannot easily be summed up in one word. Neither love or respect fully conveys how much this man means to me. I know it might seem ridiculous to some when people say how band members are their "life" or how it is so easy to profess a unconditional love for them, because I mean, how can you love a complete stranger?! Here you are shouting praise, yet, in most cases, you have never met this person in life and have no idea what he is alike aside from what you see and hear; however, that is exactly how it is for me. I might know him personal, I have no way of knowing what truly happens behind the scenes, but even with that uncertainty, I can still say without a doubt in mind, BTS's leader, AKA: RM, is one of the sweetest, most caring, influential, and highly intellectual human beings alive on this planet right now.

Not only is who a leader for the rest of the a boys, he is both an encouragement and comfort as well. I've heard from numerous interviews that the rest of the group have participated in, that RM is the one they look up to the most and the one they know they can always confide in. When BTS had just debuted,  Jungkook was self-conscious about showing his body so much so that he actually cried a couple time because he felt nervous and anxious towards the action, but once he talked with RM and got the reassurance he needed, Kookie came to self-acceptance that he shows now and is a completely different entity on the stage! Not to mention that Jungkook wouldn't even be with BTS if it wasn't for RM! Thank God he saw the clear talent that was there.

It's not only JK though, RM has helped all of the boys in different ways. From tutoring and teaching Taehyung to better understand English, to having in-depth, personal conversations with Hobi and Jimin, to making sure that Jin gets the support and spotlight that he deserves, RM always knows how to make the boys feel loved. He makes sure that everyone is acknowledged as they deserve to be.

One of my favorite examples though has to do with the period where BTS were still in their training days and there was this special being shot about RM as an artist. The video as a whole was very insightful and well done, but there's this certain part towards the end that showed RM's true colors. Their producer Bang Si-hyuk or Bang PD as he's more commonly known, had just called RM to his office to have a meeting, the topic concerning his future. Now I'll remind you that this was infact a hidden camera show, but because he was not let in on the prank, RM thought it was real. To summarize, basically Bang PD was supposed to get irritated with RM and his behavior and give him the ultimatum of staying with BTS or splitting and going solo. Mind you, RM had already been told that the talent and determination he possessed was already good enough to make a successful career as a solo artist, and as an idol, RM knew that these kinds of opportunities were once in a lifetime chances and did not come easily, so it should have been a no brainer right? Well that's not what RM thought. You see, Yoongi and him, although they hadn't known each other for long, they shared some hardships and trying times that cemented this unbreakable bond and beautiful friendship that was far stronger than promises of fame and fortune, and the same goes for thw rest of the boys. He had built a family with those 6 strangers and so when the deal was offered, "Solo or Bangtan," without a moment of hesitation, RM chose his brothers. Although it might have come with fame, fortune, and even more recognition and credit to his name as a "real rapper" in Korea's hip-hop community, RM knew that in going with the more luxurious option also meant that he would have to leave his best friend, his family behind and turn his back on what they had built together. Being an idol might have been exhausting and there was an insanely, rigorous schedule with countless limitations on what you could or couldn't do, but those thoughts came second in his mind because RM was willing to put in the hard work, long hours, sleepless nights, and criticism from former groups members if it meant that he could stay and share it with the rest of his boys. That is why this is one, of the many reasons, that I have a deep respect for Kim Namjoon, and it is because he values friendship and family over all else that he makes such an amazing and worthy leader.

Here's the video:

This truly one of the best videos, because aside from that prank, you get the honest, stripped-down version of who RM is as an artist and also who Namjoon is as a person.

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As you can see, RM has gone above and beyond for his fellow members, so you're probably wondering what he's done for me right? Well aside from being one of the best rappers I've heard, and having a heart of gold, the most memorable thing I have taken away from this role model is the discovery of self-love and learning to accept all my flaws as just another part of me. Through the use of beautifully crafted lyrics and messages the whole of society can relate to, RM has been the backbone for BTS and has been a huge factor for the direction that they are going now, and that direction is all the way up! Of course I know that all the other boys have also played an equally as important role in the development of one of the best K-pop groups out there, and you can guarantee RM has given them all of the credit more times than I can count.

Link to prove it:

I think it's pretty obvious that having a great leader like this has propelled all seven of these phenomenal boys to heights and boundaries unknown. From the way he unapologetically raps about social issues like injustice or inequality, and then does a complete 180 by singing ballads with his soulful, calming voice, it's impossible not to fall in love with this multitalented man. He is ethereal in mind, body, and soul and his poetic, philosophical  outlook on life is truly that of a genius at work. He can be extremely adorable with his dimples and childlike behavior, but he can also be one of the most rude and seductive persons with his wink and the way he spits fire. Either way he is a jack of all trades and I wouldn't want it any other way.

So thank you Namjoon from the bottom of my heart. You have taught me so much in such a short time and your words are like canvassed covered masterpieces. I know you don't always get the recognition or support you deserve, but I'm going to make sure that changes. You have put your everything into BTS and you have given ARMY everything as well, now it's time for us to give a little of that love back. This is just a small gesture, but I wanted to say Happy Birthday and show you how you have successfully reserved a special and irreplaceable home in my heart. We don't deserve such a generous, selfless, instrumental, and warm-hearted person to be our leader and voice but I can't imagine what life would be like without you, so please continue to be that essential presence we all need. 💜

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Some extras if you wish to get to know RM better and fall in love with him like the rest of us:

Thanks for reading! 💜

#happy rm day #kim namjoon #rm #bts rm #bts leader #bangtan sonyeondan #bangtan boys #bangtan #반탕소년단 #happy birthday rm! #thank you for everything #gifs not mine #credit to owners #bts army #아미 #we purple you #💜

[peregrintook]

10, 18, 21, 22, 28, 41, 44, 65, 98, 99, 107, 114, 118, 119, 131, 148, 150, 157, 194, 201, 212, 215, 216 ( I'm sorry if they're a lot but I like them very much)

OHMYGOD greddie this is your revenge isn’t it

Okay here we go

10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great?

My bf and me use the word “beste”. It’s german and means “best”, but we use it without any articles or anything. We just look at something or indicate what we mean and then say “Beste.” Which is a bit weird, I guess, but it happened once and now we can’t stop. We use it for things, but also food, or actions. XD

In english I think I tend to overuse the word “awesome” sometimes.

18: Movie I watch when I'm feeling down? 

When I feel REALLY down, I usually watch LotR. I pretty much know it by heart by now so it’s really calming for me to watch, plus I just adore this world and its characters.

Very often I also turn toward the HP movies (to everybody’s great surprise, I’m sure), or Pacific Rim, or Pride and Prejudice... I have a ton of comfort movies.

21: What am I most afraid of?

Deep, philosophical answer: meaninglessness. I want to matter. I want to make an impact, I want to be remembered, I want to be needed, I want to BE. The idea of a meaningless life followed by an equally meaningless death scares the hell out of me.

Less deep and philosophical answer: dentists and spiders?

Putting this under a cut because it’s getting super long!

22: A good quality of mine?

I’m a good listener and I’m honest. So if you ever need honest opinions/advice on/for a situation your in.. i’m ur girl.

28: Something I miss?

Something or someone? SomeTHING I miss is my old home. I miss the house, the garden, I miss sitting on the roof, I miss walking out the door and being right in the middle of nowhere. I miss that so, so, SO much.

41: Do I have any strange phobias?

Dentists? That’s not strange, is it? My strange one is balloons. I can’t stand them. I go out of my way to avoid them. Helium filled balloons are fine, mostly, and hotairballoons are fine too. But the normal, like, kid-party balloons? I hate them, stay away from me.

44: Last book I read?

I’m currently reading “Norse Mythology” by Neil Gaiman and I’m enjoying it a LOT! Before that I read Shakespeare’s “Richard II” and absolutely loved it.

65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of?

Hmm. I want to say Middle-earth, but I think, given the choice, I’d rather be a witch in the HP universe? But then again, ROHAN. Or maybe a captain in the aerial corpse of the Temeraire universe? I DON’T KNOW. ALL OF THEM. ;--;

98: 3 things I love?

- the feeling when i’m becoming obsessed with something new 

- when summer is over and it’s finally cold enough to wear a sweater

- meeting someone new and realizing you’re extremely similar and share so many thoughts and interests

99: 3 things I hate?

- Passive aggression, especially when it’s hidden behind fake concern. That’s extremely specific I know, but it’s something that drove me up the wall a few days ago. 

- Lies. Cliche, but, honestly? Don’t fucking lie. What’s the point. Oh, that also includes, cheating, betrayal, etc, any kind of dishonesty.

- People who treat their animals badly. Ignorance isn’t an excuse. Read up on proper animal care before you get a pet. Seriously, it’s not that hard, you have the entire internet at your disposal!

107: Guilty pleasure?

I don’t think I have guilty pleasures anymore. I used to be ashamed of liking a bunch of things, but I’ve realized that it’s my business and my business only what I like and dislike. I guess a while ago I would have said Bollywood? But it’s not a guilty pleasure, it’s just a pleasure! Bollywood movies are awesome!

114: A place I have not been but wish to visit?

Norway. I want to go hiking or camping there, or both. It looks so beautiful on images I’ve seen, and I’m so interested in its history and mythology.

118: Do I like space?

I LOVE SPACE. Kid-me was obsessed with space. I had and still have a bunch of books on various space related topics.

119: Do I like the deep ocean? 

HELL YES. Not as many books on that front, not in my possession anyway, but I’d love to read more about it. It’s so amazing to me that we’re still exploring and finding out new things about all the stuff that’s going on down there. It’s mysterious, and I live for mystery. (Same with space, obviously)

131: Am I a good liar?

Hahah. I’m the WORST liar. I hate lying, so I always avoid it. I blush and laugh. I can hold eyecontact but it’s still obvious. I’m just. The worst liar. And frankly I’m happy with that!

148: Which fictional character do I wish was real?

Temeraire. My beloved imperial social justice warrior dragon Temeraire. I love him so so so much. SO much.

150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far?

Let’s face it, I have not made any good decisions so far. Jk, idk, maybe breaking up with my ex boyfriend, and moving in with my current one? Because that old relationship was SO not a happy one, but this one is so awesome. I have all the freedom I could ask for, but at the same time all the emotional support and love I could ask for as well.

Another good decision I’m really glad I made was reaching out to my brother a few years ago because I hated that we almost never talked to each other outside of family meetings/family issues. That has changed since then!

157: What makes me nostalgic?

Looking at pictures of the place where I used to live. I miss the castle, and I miss the park, and I miss the old christmas market.

194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be?

I’m not sure I want to think about that. I don’t think I could choose my last words right now, since I don’t know what I’ll be and what I’ll know when I die. If I was dying right now, my last words would probably be “No, this can’t be it, there’s still so much I want to do!”

201: A nightmare that has stayed with me?

I had a terrifying nightmare when I was a kid.

I was running down the hall in our old house, knocking open the door to my dad’s office and running inside at full speed, not noticing that there was a trap on the floor. I ran right into it. It was a magical trap, and it didn’t hurt me, but it pulled me down to the floor so I was lying down with my arms outstretched like I’d been crucified, and I couldn’t move. My parents and brother and I think my grandma were all there, just looking down at me with really sad eyes. Then they picked up my teacup and drew a black X on it, which, in that dream, meant that the person who the cup belonged to, had died. But I wasn’t dead, I was just lying on the floor, right there! I remember pleading with them to just help me up, help me get out of that trap, but they didn’t move.

It was scary as all hell.

212: Was I named after anyone?

I was! My mum named me after her favorite aunt, Christine, who, sadly, died before I ever had a chance to meet her.

215: What is the weirdest talent I have? 

I don’t think I have weird talents. I’m not sure I have talents at all. I just put a lot of work and energy into the things I’m good at now?

216: Favourite fictional character?

Greddie. Why. Why would you do this to me. You KNOW I can not decide.

I’ll name my favorite faves, is that alright?

Eowyn, Boromir, Harry Potter, the Weasley Twins, The Fool/Beloved, Temeraire, Loki, Sam Winchester.

That’s FAR from everyone, but I tried. It’s a bunch of the ones who are extremely important to me!

#not hp #about me #ask game #thank you for torturing me greddie XD #i love you #reguluslocket

[dimplesjae]

gfriend, svt, bts, nct, shinee, big bang, blackpink, exid, 4minute (i'm assuming u stan them bc u stan everyone lol much love)

rin r u trying 2 kill me in one ask this is going 2 take 50 years to answer sdfghjkl so imma put a read more after gfriend bc damn

My first bias: eunha

Your current bias and why: eunha bc have u seen her

Favourite song: gone with the wind

Favourite MV: navillera

OTP: sowon x eunha they’re so cute asdfghjkl;

Member you think has the best smile: yerin her smile makes me so happy

Favourite choreography: rough !!!!!

Favourite era: probably rough

Do you own any merchandise: nooooo 

Have you seen them live: no :((

Favourite voice/singer: yuju, girl got them pipes

Favourite dancer: sinb (how she do it)

svt:

My first bias: vernon

Your current bias and why: mingyu, he my dumb germ giant

Favourite song: frontinggggg

Favourite MV: mansae will always have a place in my heart

OTP: meanie (i’m basic i know)

Member you think has the best smile: seokmin, the sun shines out of his ass he is actual sunshine

Favourite choreography: highlight

Favourite era: very nice (suspenders hello)

Do you own any merchandise: surprisingly no

Have you seen them live: noooo (i missed out bc i had no ride im still salty)

Favourite voice/singer: seokmin, he got that slight r&b vibe

Favourite dancer: i know its soonyoung but chan is pushing me

bts

My first bias: jungkook

Your current bias and why: jungkook bc he’s like a magnet and i can’t get away from his dumb ass i love him so much i can’t do it anymore

Favourite song: house of cards mmmmmm

Favourite MV: danger

OTP: vmin, i luv me some 95 line

Member you think has the best smile: literally tied between taehyung and hoseok, i love tae’s box smile and hobi is just happiness

Favourite choreography: tomorrow

Favourite era: war of hormone

Do you own any merchandise: yeeee boi i got me 2 albums and a jk shirt

Have you seen them live: nooo (once again i keep missing out by a slight chance)

Favourite voice/singer: hobi (im sorry jungkook)

Favourite dancer: jimin (im sorry hoseok)

nct:

My first bias: ten

Your current bias and why: jaehyun, everything he does makes my heart swell up i want to cry have u seen those dimples or seen him eat

Favourite song: baby don’t like it

Favourite MV: the 7th sense

OTP: markhyuck

Member you think has the best smile: yuta, healing smile

Favourite choreography: the 7th sense hands down

Favourite era: the 7th sense… (see a pattern)

Do you own any merchandise: no suprisingly

Have you seen them live: nopeee

Favourite voice/singer: taeil oh my god

Favourite dancer: tennnnn

shinee:

My first bias: minho

Your current bias and why: onew, he is hilarious and has a heart of gold plus every time he falls over another year gets added to my life expectancy

Favourite song: romance

Favourite MV: everybody

OTP: 2min

Member you think has the best smile: onewwwww

Favourite choreography: lucifer

Favourite era: view

Do you own any merchandise: nooo :((

Have you seen them live: nooo

Favourite voice/singer: jonghyun

Favourite dancer: taemin

big bang:

My first bias: seungri

Your current bias and why: taeyang, boi got moves and his voice is smooth like buttah (plus hes a dork)

Favourite song: haru haru

Favourite MV: bang bang bang (i know sue me)

OTP: gd x taeyang, bros 4 lyfe

Member you think has the best smile: daesung, such happiness in a human being

Favourite choreography: bang bang bang

Favourite era: fantastic baby

Do you own any merchandise: yess one album

Have you seen them live: yessss

Favourite voice/singer: daesung

Favourite dancer: taeyang

blackpink:

My first bias: lisa

Your current bias and why: jisoo, she’s hilarious and so adorable i just wanna hold her forever

Favourite song: whistle

Favourite MV: boombayah

OTP: rose x jennie

Member you think has the best smile: lisa, she’s such a happy camper

Favourite choreography: boombayah

Favourite era: boombayah/whistle

Do you own any merchandise: nope

Have you seen them live: nope, hopefully one day!

Favourite voice/singer: rose

Favourite dancer: lisa

exid:

My first bias: junghwa

Your current bias and why: hani, how can u not fall in love with her

Favourite song: velvet

Favourite MV: lie

OTP: hani x everyone

Member you think has the best smile: hyelin she’s so cute

Favourite choreography: up and down, a classic

Favourite era: hot pink

Do you own any merchandise: nopeee

Have you seen them live: nooo

Favourite voice/singer: solji

Favourite dancer: junghwa

4minute (MY HEART):

My first bias: hyuna 

Your current bias and why: jiyoon, i luv her rapping and she’s such a dork

Favourite song: hot issue

Favourite MV: hate

OTP: never really had one for 4minute

Member you think has the best smile: sohyun, the cutest maknae even tho she’s not really a baby anymore

Favourite choreography: either crazy or what’s your name

Favourite era: crazy

Do you own any merchandise: nooo

Have you seen them live: noo

Favourite voice/singer: gayoon

Favourite dancer: hyuna

#jesus christ that was loooooooooong #u ruined me rin #cheolsol #long post